Chris Distefano: "I Got Into a Fight With a Kid” - Stand-Up Compilation

Get to know Chris Distefano through seven jokes about his dad’s evolving accent, having friends who don’t understand anxiety and the problem with kids eating pistachio ice cream.
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[@M3_86]

Dude my son at 4 was picking pistachio and thought this exact same way 😂

[@janusatthegate6201]

I'm not expecting healing from a therapist who doesn't know the human body.

[@Lxttyy]

He’s deadass hilarious

[@j.style18]

fr

[@mmrw]

One of my favorite comedians fr

[@Josue166]

​@@vishnubhola41 how long have you wanted to use that line, loser??

[@gayjay9386]

deadass?

[@jaredevildog6343]

​@@mmrw ikr fr

[@jaredevildog6343]

Well I'm gonna have to look this guy up to watch all his acts !

[@TinaTheeBeliever]

Way to brighten my day Chris😹😹😹. You're absolutely HILARIOUS!!!!😭😭😭🤍🌼

[@michaelmisczuk1188]

Salem, MA. Great one.

[@johnadams8371]

love that he’s honest about who he is.

[@piedadleon817]

Was he walking into that interview balls first

[@holli1900]

I swear this is so much like my life

[@gibsonrickenbacker6317]

For some reason all I think of is the guy from Barry 😂😂

[@paperdollartzgeniuz3911]

LOL

[@clavididk1236]

I bet the kid cleaned his ⏰️ 🤣

[@kendtchileninjah5905]

😂😂😂😂

[@user-oy8hq5mn4w]

As a New Yorker, from an ethnic family, myself, I think he is very funny. I don't hear an accent, LOL

[@lordlatt535]

This nigga funny 😂

[@sufyanlowel4631]

I think his wife must be a happiest person

[@sar8711]

Full blown dia-bee-trees😂

[@ekdaufin1485]

Why Re upload this. Saw it recently.

[@cursedf7429]

Reality is hilarious

[@sweetpea775]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@janusatthegate6201]

I knew a Californian who added s to things and r where they're not.

[@janusatthegate6201]

Make fun of the Irish. Sure.

[@razinharis9037]

ORANG MALAYSIA YG SEDANG MENCARI VIDEO HINA TU

[@lm_gonna_kms]

Ain’t this the guy that lied abt being in the building on 9/11
Edit-nvm it was a different dude

[@dabullnice]

No - that’s Steve Ranazizi

[@lm_gonna_kms]

@@dabullnice ah thanks

[@itsfreezyfbaby]

no thanks lol

[@ekdaufin1485]

Don’t like the anti-pet stuff.

[@tidypeaches]

Agreed

[@blackfoxy1987]

Not my cup of tea didn't laugh at anything he said

[@thedaproducts]

CAUTION: Do not eat while you are listening to him you will choke.

[@donaldhickey4055]

terrible

[@jaredevildog6343]

In a good way.

[@darcycrews]

His comedy is like waiting for someone who you don’t really like to finish telling a story to the friend group

[@malehlohonolo8463]

Damn💔