Ep. 133 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano

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    Chris Distefano AKA Chrissy Specials joins Bert Kreischer this week fresh off of his new Netflix special "Speshy Weshy!" They discuss drinking, check in with Christina P to ask about her Netflix special Mom Genes, and side effects. Bert and Chris discuss their friendship with Tom, the early days of Joe Rogan, and old school comedy legends like Dave Attell, Colin Quinn and Jerry Seinfeld. They talk about how they got to where they are in comedy, being dads, and finding a work/life balance.
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  • @occoinscollectibles4952
    @occoinscollectibles4952 Рік тому +841

    As a dad that quit his 60-70 hour a week job after his 3 year old son said, “You love your job more than me.”, this episode hit seriously home. Great friggin episode!

    • @thebadguy5134
      @thebadguy5134 Рік тому +28

      I guess 35-38 is the magic range where we start questioning if the time away is the right thing to do. Its obvious when you are securing shelter, clothes, and food. Then you start making leaps in your profession & start bringing in that 6 figure money that you just throw on the pile and that's the moment you start questioning "is making this number grow well past what we need worth the time away?" I'll be honest with you, I still am no sure what the answer is and I think it varies on the kid and the parent to be honest. We can't just compare it to the alternative of not being able to buy your kid a toy because both situations are just a real as the other and both apply. One love!

    • @chasesavella4011
      @chasesavella4011 Рік тому +11

      good man, love to hear it. from a fatherless man lmao

    • @InfiniteDreamzxP
      @InfiniteDreamzxP Рік тому +24

      Hey need advice, how can I tell my kid that I love my job more than I love him, would greatly appreciate it thanks in advance

    • @salehabushatara6447
      @salehabushatara6447 Рік тому +10

      This is why I work 60-70+ hr myself now so I can chill when I have kids

    • @cafferacer
      @cafferacer Рік тому +14

      As a hobo that quit his 1-3 hour a week job to chill with a fat dog that said "dude, where are you and where's the fucking food and walks asshole" this episode seriously hit homeless. Because I'm actually homeless not a joke. Great Fricking episode!

  • @AdrienneLoth
    @AdrienneLoth Рік тому +381

    Seriously you guys? I was not prepared to start my week out bawling over how genuinely and deeply Chris loves his girls. And THEN Bart has to be so empathetic and Tom isn’t there to deflect? Jesus. ❤️ 😭

    • @ukob
      @ukob Рік тому +10

      We need tommy bunns to talk about who is in the trunk of Garth Brooks car and what knots he used to tie them up.

    • @yew2oob954
      @yew2oob954 Рік тому

      I know... the sight of such toxic masculinity is so upsetting...let's hope both these cis-white males get canceled very soon.

    • @tanyadouglas5241
      @tanyadouglas5241 Рік тому +3

      OMG why they gotta make me Cry this early on a Monday?!?!? 😪😪 YALL Wrong for that 🤣🤣

    • @theboofgivens
      @theboofgivens Рік тому

      Yeah but stop crying over strangers and get your shit together

    • @corycampbell2739
      @corycampbell2739 Рік тому +5

      Shit! Having a great morning listening for the 1st hour and then on my way to work they hit me with the sob stories and ooooops I'm walking into work with puffy eyes😭 good stuff guys!

  • @cogadoga9792
    @cogadoga9792 Рік тому +757

    Love how Chris while crying talking about not being in his daughters lives, he continues to try and make jokes to lighten the mood, a true comedian

    • @veddermn8
      @veddermn8 Рік тому +9

      "is this the clip?"

    • @alfredotapia3461
      @alfredotapia3461 Рік тому +6

      When he said “Winston Churchill got me” had me dying lol. He’s a real one for sure!

    • @TreeShark
      @TreeShark Рік тому +4

      That’s real pain of someone who’s gone through a bunch in life . Always turn dark times into a joke. That’s the origin story of tons of comedians

  • @dillongerber5207
    @dillongerber5207 Рік тому +314

    Chrissy d asking “is this the clip?” while sobbing is my type of defense mechanism 😂😆❤️

    • @roberthanseniv3478
      @roberthanseniv3478 Рік тому +1

      Big facts

    • @BoilerRoc2002
      @BoilerRoc2002 Рік тому

      NGL, saw the clip about two hours ago and immediately searched the original podcast. This is six months after it came out. Still hits in the feels #suckingthedevilscock

  • @jfoley715
    @jfoley715 Рік тому +166

    Bert drinking and smoking a cigar in the morning laughing and crying and telling another young father, “It doesn’t get better” is the most humanizing thing. Damn. I love this podcast. You guys have sacrificed enough to make others have a good time.

    • @thokim84
      @thokim84 Рік тому +5

      True artists know that nothing great is made without sacrifice. Comedy is one of the truest, oldest, and most valuable art forms in human culture.

  • @cathyleon4444
    @cathyleon4444 Рік тому +796

    Seeing Chris so emotional about his daughters was everything, literally tearing up at work. So nice to see that side of him.

    • @dyaaong6030
      @dyaaong6030 Рік тому +14

      And bert laughing at him lol

    • @ruber4199
      @ruber4199 Рік тому +39

      @@dyaaong6030 I only heard this part on audio and I thought Bert was uncontrollably laughing like he does with Tom, I didn’t realize how much was he was crying with him

    • @blaineisthecoolest
      @blaineisthecoolest Рік тому +31

      Bert was nervously laughing because he was getting emotional too

    • @nadshuge
      @nadshuge Рік тому +3

      Samesies dammit

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr Рік тому +3

      He's a good kid.

  • @kellybaker6046
    @kellybaker6046 Рік тому +172

    I laughed and cried so hard, simultaneously, when Bert told Chris “Are you fucking serious? I’m drinking at 10 in the morning” and that it doesn’t get better and he wouldn’t lie to him that it would. Damnit

    • @ocarstens6045
      @ocarstens6045 Рік тому +6

      I was listening to this as I just got done comforting our 10 month old as he waved to “dada” going to work. My husband is a lineman for the power company. He makes good money and benefits, but the hours are crazy! I LOST IT. Did not expect it at all.

    • @4nnunaki
      @4nnunaki 10 місяців тому

      so true.

  • @justincornejo6211
    @justincornejo6211 Рік тому +636

    Lately, this pod has been more “2 Care Bears, 1 tissue box” and frankly, I don’t mind ♥️ #cuttingonions

    • @filthysock
      @filthysock Рік тому +5

      Lol, so underrated. Has Tom ever gotten emotional on camera? He's such a poker-face master I can't even imagine him going there.

    • @plantgirlK88
      @plantgirlK88 Рік тому +15

      @@filthysock the closest I've seen Tom come to Tears was on YMH his Mom and Aunty were the guests and they spoke about Tom's Dad passing away. It's the most emotional episode of YMH ever.

    • @angelgjr1999
      @angelgjr1999 Рік тому +9

      Tom cried when talking about his father. I cried too.

    • @fantasiafox22
      @fantasiafox22 Рік тому +2

      I’m here for it. ❤️

    • @444blizzard
      @444blizzard Рік тому +1

      Wanted to like this comment but it’s at 420

  • @fauxface459
    @fauxface459 Рік тому +589

    “How do I get through it? I’m drinking at 10 in the morning” seems like a quote that’ll be overlooked

    • @gregritter6804
      @gregritter6804 Рік тому +5

      yo i literally scrolled down to read the comments and saw this at the exact moment Bert said this, Thank you!!

    • @bigsmackisback2052
      @bigsmackisback2052 Рік тому +4

      Fuckin' winston Churchill got me

    • @shawnjames4288
      @shawnjames4288 Рік тому +2

      I feel this on many levels and sadly this is me.

    • @JesusSavedUs4444
      @JesusSavedUs4444 Рік тому +2

      I'm glad this comment got the traction it needs. Think that whole clip got overlooked in the sense that people haven't realise how much they think about that part of there life

  • @mandihougham1994
    @mandihougham1994 Рік тому +340

    The father moment they shared was so fucking beautiful!

    • @rlbrooks704
      @rlbrooks704 Рік тому +16

      "Fucking Winston Churchill got me." 🤣🤣🤣

    • @WackiiJackii
      @WackiiJackii Рік тому +3

      seriously! Who's cutting onions in here?!?

    • @KZ_MMA_
      @KZ_MMA_ Рік тому +1

      Until you realize Bert is a terrible father that provides a terrible example for his daughters. He isn't a role model at all, and to top it off he's killing himself with alcoholism so he won't be in their lives for that long.

    • @123froozen
      @123froozen Рік тому +8

      @@KZ_MMA_ Until you realize your comment wont change a thing in the world.
      Learn to enjoy two people connecting.

    • @RedSaint83
      @RedSaint83 Рік тому +1

      @@KZ_MMA_ Nobody is perfect - especially not brett.

  • @williamrodriquez9019
    @williamrodriquez9019 Рік тому +76

    “I wish I could tell you it gets better”.. realest thing Bert’s ever said. Love the fact these guys give up so much for us to enjoy a piece of who they are. Thank you gentlemen.

    • @addis8959
      @addis8959 Рік тому +1

      U probably won’t see this now, but I completely agree! The fact that Bert "sacrifice" everything so that his family lives the best life possible is just wow! I love that we are getting to see this side of Bert, and I hope Ila and Georgia watched this video:)

    • @jib7863
      @jib7863 Рік тому +1

      🤢

  • @barebp
    @barebp Рік тому +157

    WHEW did not expect Chrissy to cry. That kinda tore me up. Just makes you think more of the life comics sacrifices so we can enjoy content. Movies/TV don’t make me cry but daddies crying on 2 bears will do it.

    • @wowhowbizarre8176
      @wowhowbizarre8176 Рік тому +5

      Same I was listening on audio and it took me a minute to realize oh my god he’s really crying right now😳😢

    • @cassidyanimates1844
      @cassidyanimates1844 Рік тому +1

      Made me cry too

  • @CaliCalhoun
    @CaliCalhoun Рік тому +677

    What a tender moment talking about missing your girls grow up. Shows Chris is a dad that really cares. Thanks for sharing ❤

    • @connorhayes833
      @connorhayes833 Рік тому +5

      Exactly what I just commented

    • @Reclipsegaming
      @Reclipsegaming Рік тому +8

      Who choppin onions!? Got dang it

    • @synthWizkid
      @synthWizkid Рік тому +1

      Stop with the feelz

    • @ctdieselnut
      @ctdieselnut Рік тому +1

      I can understand it. It's ok to feel feelings, hopefully he can be there more in the future.

    • @BPH55
      @BPH55 Рік тому +4

      Bawling. Father of a soon to be 15 year old daughter and I’ve been around but now she wants nothing to do with me. I see her only a couple nights a week. 😔

  • @Naught359
    @Naught359 Рік тому +630

    The funniest, saddest, most real shit Bert has ever said... "It doesn't get better."

    • @bri7506
      @bri7506 Рік тому +47

      How many parents feel this way. And have to keep pushing, god bless the Men who keep roofs over their children's heads. And the Mom's alone raising those babies up while dad's at work.

    • @FrostyJokerr
      @FrostyJokerr Рік тому +13

      Fucking facts.

    • @bohdiireapz108
      @bohdiireapz108 Рік тому +23

      @@bri7506 I feel like it didn’t get better for Bert because he didn’t realise how much he missed until it was too late. It seems like Chris is making a concerted effort to be more present in his kids life and cut down on the road whenever possible. Hopefully it will get better for him.

    • @NA86737
      @NA86737 Рік тому +4

      @@bohdiireapz108 This but also Bert has tried his hardest especially in the last 2 years to try to get away. How he wanted to move to Colorado and have a comedy compound.

    • @LiveFromMandaree
      @LiveFromMandaree Рік тому +4

      @@NA86737 I personally think its Leeann not letting him slow down right now. The day after he fell off that waterfall she made him do a show lol

  • @lalapazuzu
    @lalapazuzu Рік тому +123

    This is why I Love comedy and comedians. The Dad thing really hit me. You guys almost had me crying. Lol. I am that blue collar "poor" Dad you guys mentioned. It's so refreshing to hear 2 celebrities, for lack of a better term, sound like regular Dads. Your humbleness and the fact you care so much makes me like u guys even more. Last week I literally just sold the house I owned completely, no mortgage, no equity loan, and moved into a tiny 1 bedroom studio apartment to pay for my daughter to move for an amazing job opportunity that will make her life so much better financially and in other ways than mine. Every Dad can relate, we want what's best for our kids no matter what we have to do on my end and on your end it's the same. Not that I think my advice would matter much, but coming from my end of the spectrum, you guys don't need to worry at all. Your both amazing Dads and it shows by listening to this. You have given your families great lives and that is awesome, but you also both realize that money isn't everything and that time and memories are what matter the most. The fact that you both understand that is what makes you great Dads. My advice is, if u can make it work and keep your lifestyle and spend more time with your families, DO IT!!!! And thank you for this episode. It just made me happy in a way that I can't explain. Something so universal as being a parent and seeing how much we as humans have in common even with wildly different lives is just cool.

    • @DynoBros
      @DynoBros Рік тому +7

      dude 100%. Im the same type of dad you are. My kids are much younger than yours, but my outlook is the same. Dads will sacrifice anything and everything for their family. We deal with the consequences later. Its like this, I read this thing last christmas. "I dont need presents or cards, the simple fact that I am able to give my kids and wife a great christmas is all that matters".

    • @lalapazuzu
      @lalapazuzu Рік тому +3

      @@DynoBros absolutely my friend. I'm so much happier watching my child succeed and being able to help at all is the icing on the cake. It's honestly really awesome when they become young adults, sure you miss them being children, but it also becomes such a cool and rewarding relationship when they grow up. Plus I have a bunch of great nieces and a nephew I'm really close to so I get to have that bond. Then hopefully when my daughter is ready I will have a grandchild or 2 to spoil rotten. Lol.

    • @18436572gmc
      @18436572gmc Рік тому +4

      Justin, coincidentally is one of my 3 kids names, you are an example of a good dad! I’m 55 years old and i overworked during my kid’s childhood and it still bugs me everyday. After my divorce I asked my kids what it’s like for them now that I moved out and they said it really wasn’t that different, 🤕 They grow up so fast! I thought I was being a good dad by providing but I learned the hard way that it would have been better to provide more of my time instead of $$ 🙏

    • @KM-bn7dg
      @KM-bn7dg Рік тому +2

      From a daughter who was basically raised by a single Dad - I hope you know how much your sacrifices are appreciated! Your daughter is so lucky and I’m certain that one day this will pay off for both of you.. I think you know that though.
      I bust my ass now so that I can give back to my Dad, who has been my safety net / biggest supporter all these years. Be a good Dad for years, secure love and loyalty for life. 💚

    • @lalapazuzu
      @lalapazuzu Рік тому +1

      @@KM-bn7dg I appreciate that. It's really cool seeing the replies from different people and how they can relate. I had great role models growing up and that helped a lot. Very strong female role models and men who weren't the typical male stereotypes. It really makes me happy to hear a daughter speak about her father like you did. Just the fact that you notice and understand means more to him than anything I bet.

  • @ryanhowe2560
    @ryanhowe2560 Рік тому +170

    That’s a real dad right there, really cares about his daughter. The fact he’s questioning what he’s doing and the impact it could have.
    It’s a tough one finding the Balance between being successful to provide and not missing out on too much.
    👏👏👏

  • @kristisimpson3755
    @kristisimpson3755 Рік тому +566

    When Chrissy cries we all cry. Damn you Chrissy Tears ducts.

    • @vmvarga5386
      @vmvarga5386 Рік тому +5

      100%

    • @connorbridwell3777
      @connorbridwell3777 Рік тому +2

      😅😅

    • @michaelmcgrath7042
      @michaelmcgrath7042 Рік тому +18

      Two Bears Two Tears

    • @godux09
      @godux09 Рік тому +12

      "Chrissy Tear ducts" - Fantastic!!

    • @GK-qc5ry
      @GK-qc5ry Рік тому

      Chris talking about love on Theo's pod a few months back was good as well. Not emotional but was real life.

  • @cheesentrees2555
    @cheesentrees2555 Рік тому +161

    Bert laughing at Chrissy missing swim meets had me like what the hell, then he starts crying “it doesn’t get better” and I lost it. Dang.

    • @MagiicGaming100
      @MagiicGaming100 Рік тому +4

      That’s a deep reach, he was fully himself but played out both sides of his mind. Comic realizing it’s funny, then crying because he empathizes as a father

  • @iPhone51694
    @iPhone51694 Рік тому +7

    “Luckily I was broke for their first 4 years” spoke volumes to me. As a huge Bert fan and hopefully a dad someday, this shows 100% money isn’t everything. Your girls clearly love you Bert, and appreciate your sacrifice I’m sure, and it’s more than clear in almost all episodes how much you love them!

  • @Hambone.HaveYouHeard
    @Hambone.HaveYouHeard Рік тому +57

    Now I love this guy - Chris D. Such a good dude, loves his kid & he’s hilarious. You just gained another fan for life.

  • @nicka2005
    @nicka2005 Рік тому +132

    Holy fuck. Chris breaking down may be one of the greatest most genuine moment in podcast history.

  • @nickolasroig7360
    @nickolasroig7360 Рік тому +1877

    Bert crying and laughing letting Chris know that it doesn’t get better was one of the most hilarious moments of this podcast

    • @stonedcaterpillar3342
      @stonedcaterpillar3342 Рік тому +126

      That whole segment was heartbreakingly hilarious

    • @bigpastatv5574
      @bigpastatv5574 Рік тому +37

      @@stonedcaterpillar3342 I have never laughed so hard at a podcast in my life, I dont know if something being "funny because its true" has ever been quite that unique. I never knew it was possible to cry hilariously

    • @steves8362
      @steves8362 Рік тому +36

      Y’all dads?

    • @s85593
      @s85593 Рік тому +9

      Wow. Powerful stuff

    • @chiko5479
      @chiko5479 Рік тому +32

      I cried and laughed at the same time lmao

  • @GrimAdventurez
    @GrimAdventurez Рік тому +25

    Chris - "how do you do it?"
    Bart- "wtf do you mean I'm drinking at 10am, i cant tell you it gets better "
    Holy shit 💀

  • @marc2468
    @marc2468 Рік тому +33

    1:12:48
    It's endearing how the toilet paper roll was offered instead of a tissue box. And you can tell it's not a full/fresh roll, so it definitely just came from the shitter, hahah.

  • @CraftyKnowsBest
    @CraftyKnowsBest Рік тому +253

    From a fathers perspective y’all had me tearing up talking about being away from your kids because of work, that hits home. thanks guys great episode!

    • @KZ_MMA_
      @KZ_MMA_ Рік тому +3

      Bert chooses to go out and get hammered with strangers rather than be with his kids

    • @littlewigglemonster7691
      @littlewigglemonster7691 Рік тому +3

      @@KZ_MMA_ I think that’s mostly when he’s out touring

    • @McNasty96
      @McNasty96 Рік тому +4

      @@KZ_MMA_ sounds like your dad did too

    • @brettgratz5400
      @brettgratz5400 Рік тому +3

      @kevinzuniga You wasted 20 seconds of your life posting this

    • @zombiebub666
      @zombiebub666 Рік тому +3

      The story the other week about giving money to the bar staff destroyed me in the middle of a work day

  • @TendoTheDude
    @TendoTheDude Рік тому +397

    It was actually moving to see Chrissy Cry face I've never seen that side of him.

    • @brandonmelling771
      @brandonmelling771 Рік тому +16

      Bert too tbh. And I'm not usually the biggest Bert fan.

    • @imawalrus776
      @imawalrus776 Рік тому +51

      I thought it was actually pretty gay of him

    • @gandar54
      @gandar54 Рік тому +8

      @@imawalrus776 KING GAY

    • @Raisingwildminds
      @Raisingwildminds Рік тому +9

      @@imawalrus776 Bert dosed him with a Claritin-D before the pod.

    • @jpierce2l33t
      @jpierce2l33t Рік тому +1

      @@Raisingwildminds 🤣🤣🤣 Chrissy Flonase!

  • @brandonk.9633
    @brandonk.9633 Рік тому +13

    There needs to be more podcasts that talk about the struggles of being a Dad. I loved how real the conversation was. Thanks Bert and Chris.

    • @filthysock
      @filthysock Рік тому +1

      I wish Theo Von had kids. He would make for some unforgettable stories and remarks on the subject of fatherhood.

  • @ThatDudeDeven
    @ThatDudeDeven Рік тому +17

    This is the longest I have ever seen Bert not interrupt somebody consecutively lol

    • @mastergwaha
      @mastergwaha Рік тому +2

      he felt that bert energy from chris and he even said it himself. he was mesmerized. he's great fast talker and intelligent while being witty and real , its great im so glad they had this

  • @Sergeant666
    @Sergeant666 Рік тому +206

    I would've thought these two together with their energy would've have been ultra chaos but they're both being considerably calm and have a good back and forth

    • @millardfilmore1403
      @millardfilmore1403 Рік тому +2

      So true lmao

    • @thegentlemandrummer8753
      @thegentlemandrummer8753 Рік тому +14

      Chris has the energy and initiative to balance Bert out. Tom is laid back which can lead to Bert dominating the convo. This was a great episode I’d love more of Chrissy Wissy and Big boy together

    • @ethanb6584
      @ethanb6584 Рік тому +8

      It’s like when you give stimulants to a kid with ADHD, it all balances out somehow

    • @lordfordification
      @lordfordification Рік тому +1

      They are both GOATs

  • @Jacob31197
    @Jacob31197 Рік тому +160

    Chrissy Dissy and Mark Norman should be the first-to-call guest bears every time one is needed. They are always the best.

    • @gooberguck7483
      @gooberguck7483 Рік тому +5

      Mark said like seven things, it was terrible

    • @jmtas4
      @jmtas4 Рік тому +5

      @@gooberguck7483 that's kind of how everyone goes with Bert

    • @Jacob31197
      @Jacob31197 Рік тому +7

      @@gooberguck7483 that’s 7 more than Tom has ever said

    • @awc723
      @awc723 Рік тому +1

      @@gooberguck7483 and still better than Chrissy no talent...

    • @BabyFoodChewer
      @BabyFoodChewer Рік тому +1

      @@awc723 delusional

  • @andrearoose5919
    @andrearoose5919 Рік тому +9

    Both of them in tears AND LAUGHING...Precious!

  • @sergioolivera1258
    @sergioolivera1258 Рік тому +22

    This really hit me hard in the feels. It’s must hurt Bert knowing he has missed so much of his daughters lives and then see Chris still young In the game consider his girls first. That’s tough not what I expected when I tuned in but I’m happy I saw it.

    • @ak4344
      @ak4344 Рік тому

      Emotion is contagious, especially when day drunk, I believe Burt's feelings here are authentic. However I don't believe for a second that sober or typical drunk Bert gives a sweet fuck about being away from home, I think hes thrives on it.

  • @DweeD1516
    @DweeD1516 Рік тому +93

    This was an absolute amazing episode and when Chrissy starts crying it gave me chills and Bert crying and Chris asking him how to work through it for your kids but still seeing them and saying through tears and laughter Bert saying "I can't say it gets better" was just an emotional rollercoaster. This is why I love these guys and all these comedians who are literally engineering this eras popculture and humor and even humility and common sense of the cultural the who of the cultural societal zeitgeist its just an amazing thing to be apart of. Loved the stories and reminiscing and all the introspection and most importantly and simply the laughs. Much love.

    • @griffinsmelser5623
      @griffinsmelser5623 Рік тому

      exactly Chris doesnt cry like that either!

    • @erescareno
      @erescareno Рік тому

      Dude that part had me in my feels. I like how authentic they are. Very real people with real problems that they are willing to share with us. Berts pain was tangible. I really enjoyed this one.

    • @TheDeadStretch
      @TheDeadStretch Рік тому

      @@griffinsmelser5623 I've watched hours and hours and hours of Chrissy D's content and I've never seen him that vulnerable before. It rocked me to my core and "I'm here for it! Yasss!"

  • @rodrigocruz6014
    @rodrigocruz6014 Рік тому +344

    "It doesn't get better"
    "Is this the clip?"
    Chrissy timing LOL

    • @Ragingmark
      @Ragingmark Рік тому +1

      crying like a couple of babies

    • @willie123213
      @willie123213 Рік тому +4

      @@Ragingmark and ?

    • @Jm-dx9tl
      @Jm-dx9tl Рік тому +7

      @@Ragingmark awwwww it’s ok to come out of the closet🙈 our little big man is tough but he’s scared to cry✨ so cute ✨

    • @ShadowT23
      @ShadowT23 Рік тому +3

      Chrissy Estrogen on the pod daddy

    • @steamedyam
      @steamedyam Рік тому

      Want some wahburgers and some French cries?

  • @professortobias538
    @professortobias538 Рік тому +24

    OMG. Two Bears, One Kleenex. You guys are good dads.

  • @JonathanMartinez-bu6ql
    @JonathanMartinez-bu6ql Рік тому +4

    As a younger dad with a small child, knowing that others goes through this is truly profound. We push forward and do it all for them. Really needed this.

  • @Kaminoextragalactic
    @Kaminoextragalactic Рік тому +541

    Chrissy: “You got your toes painted”
    Bret: “Nah that’s diabetes”

  • @TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother
    @TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother Рік тому +138

    This was the last pod I was expecting to cry during. What a beautiful moment.

    • @SquashGuy02134
      @SquashGuy02134 Рік тому +2

      It made me wish Chris DeStefano was my dad

  • @Sliver04
    @Sliver04 Рік тому +7

    Was not expecting to tear up watching Berty Boy and Chrissy talk.
    Great episode gentlemen.

  • @andrewrowe8611
    @andrewrowe8611 Рік тому +5

    That crying moment between Chrissy tissues and Bert hit home!! I have that same exact feeling about missing out on my kids things and seeing that and hearing them talk about it is one of the realest moments I’ve ever seen on a pod! Great dam episode guys!! Absolutely loved it!!

  • @jbiz3
    @jbiz3 Рік тому +318

    The irony in the fact that the only time we get to hear anything about Tom is when he’s NOT on the show. Lol.

    • @torontotonto6189
      @torontotonto6189 Рік тому

      Bert wont bring up Tom being fat cos he is alcoholic and fatter than Tom atm in front of Tom, its too easy, he is full of holes

    • @lwilly1212
      @lwilly1212 Рік тому +4

      THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT VERBATIM

    • @joelm1577
      @joelm1577 Рік тому +1

      I thought he passed

    • @amandar4689
      @amandar4689 Рік тому +1

      Because he's humble 😅 duh

  • @stevenwatson3554
    @stevenwatson3554 Рік тому +211

    Chrissy: “I love history”
    Bert: “oh that’s right! I love history too!!”

    • @cliffcoats3543
      @cliffcoats3543 Рік тому +23

      Bert's been reading his own Wiki page again. . .

    • @nopeteys2424
      @nopeteys2424 Рік тому +17

      Bert is the guy who watches a one hour long special on the history channel and then thinks he’s a historian

    • @BrandNameTaken
      @BrandNameTaken Рік тому +1

      @@nopeteys2424 hey don’t bring my uncle into this!

    • @dalelane1948
      @dalelane1948 Рік тому +3

      At least he's not Brenda screeching "history is da best!!!"

    • @Leviajohnson
      @Leviajohnson Рік тому

      @@nopeteys2424 … does that not qualify me as a historian?

  • @rokcomesaround
    @rokcomesaround Рік тому +3

    As the son of an immigrant, working/physically missing Dad, he always did his best for me to understand that he worked so much for us to be able to live comfortably but sadly the biggest problem that tarnish our family dynamic was that eventually he felt like a stranger when he was home because I needed a father figure not just someone to pay the utilities each month. You guys already being aware of every role you need to fulfill when your children are so young really gives the comfort that maybe you guys haven’t realized but you’re gonna be alright!

  • @BRAWLR333
    @BRAWLR333 Рік тому +60

    Chris: *Starts telling Bort how he came to know Tom*
    Bort: *Interrupts Chris to ask how he came to know Tom*

  • @DannyDeVitois79
    @DannyDeVitois79 Рік тому +168

    “I’m trying to only drink every 21 days”
    ::proceeds to commit to partying twice in the first 5 minutes of the podcast hahaha
    Love Chrissy

    • @imemberberry
      @imemberberry Рік тому +1

      Bert took Tom's chair today, so his role is offering his cohost drinks seconds after they said they were doing pretty good not drinking lately.

    • @GKTorn.
      @GKTorn. Рік тому

      HAHAHA HERHER DERP DERP

  • @ismaelsantiago703
    @ismaelsantiago703 Рік тому +755

    Only Bert would bring someone on to promote their special and he promotes someone else’s special 🤣🤣

  • @ladyzman78
    @ladyzman78 Рік тому +1

    The tears/reaction is the reason I love this podcast. Being a dad myself, I can relate to soooo much of the subjects and humour and conversations in 2 Bears. Binged so much of this and still loving it

  • @shanegeary2850
    @shanegeary2850 Рік тому +1

    One of the best episodes. I love that you get to see how emotional they get when they talk about their children. It keeps things real and to see the hardships they have gone through and conti ue to go through. The strength they have is amazing.

  • @embags5497
    @embags5497 Рік тому +63

    Bert and chris crying is the most wholesome thing ive ever seen

  • @NoPreshNetwork
    @NoPreshNetwork Рік тому +53

    THIS IS AMAZING!!!! YAssssssss

    • @richardprice2104
      @richardprice2104 Рік тому +1

      Chrissy D is the next big thing, I’ve been a fan since guy code I love seeing the progress! LADDA 14

    • @Nico-yv5gd
      @Nico-yv5gd Рік тому +1

      love the presh support

    • @Love.Laugh.Lorcana.
      @Love.Laugh.Lorcana. Рік тому +1

      Yasssssss❤

  • @NoNamezShorts
    @NoNamezShorts Рік тому +6

    I was listening to this at my warehouse job and started crying when Chris got emotional 😭 love this podcast

  • @FlyGuy_1525
    @FlyGuy_1525 Рік тому +12

    Man Chris just went up a few notches in my book. Love it guys.

  • @InspectahReese
    @InspectahReese Рік тому +157

    Was totally caught off guard by this episode, an emotional rollercoaster

  • @robcook4500
    @robcook4500 Рік тому +114

    When Chris broke down about missing out on his daughters’ lives that got to me. As a Soldier and girl dad, I’ve been forced to miss weddings, holidays, funerals, anniversaries…., hell, I missed my daughter’s first birthday and almost wasn’t there for the birth. It fucking blows when you feel like you’re on the outside looking in on the lives of the ppl you care about the most. Especially when you’re doing all the bullshit for those very same people.

    • @bri7506
      @bri7506 Рік тому +7

      Wrote It In the comments above. They will appreciate it when they understand it. Strong father's make strong women.

    • @SwordofZen
      @SwordofZen Рік тому +5

      appreciate your service buddy! your daughter will grow up to be very proud of your sacrifices

    • @DweeD1516
      @DweeD1516 Рік тому +3

      Thats the way of the world man. From the beginning of time fathers have felt the same and no matter how shitty it gets you know why you're doing it and you know that its the right thing and they will have a better life because of it. Just communicate and do what you can. Thanks for your service man.

    • @TheWoodenSpoonMedia
      @TheWoodenSpoonMedia Рік тому +2

      Thank you for your service ❤️ we appreciate it

  • @whiskeychicken
    @whiskeychicken Рік тому +5

    It's rare talent that can make you laugh and cry at the same time. Love you guys!

  • @brendenmoffatt4734
    @brendenmoffatt4734 Рік тому +1

    The best parts of this show are being able to relate as a father. Thank you guys for everything you do 😊

  • @tarantemple5699
    @tarantemple5699 Рік тому +42

    “I always talk about this on stage sometimes”
    A great Bertism

  • @freeman7079
    @freeman7079 Рік тому +83

    Seeing Chrissy get emotional about his children was heartwarming…

    • @ejackson9511
      @ejackson9511 Рік тому +1

      And seeing Bert laugh about it was even better

    • @willie123213
      @willie123213 Рік тому +1

      @@ejackson9511 I don't know if it was intended like that. People react differently to things. He was still being genuine

  • @TheMockedy
    @TheMockedy Рік тому +5

    As a father of young kids, Chris talking about his kids makes me respect him so much.

  • @dimm94
    @dimm94 Рік тому +3

    Didn't expect to ever have an episode of 2 Bears make me cry. Lots of love and respect for Chris.

  • @paulyjwally
    @paulyjwally Рік тому +14

    “You put on your Bruno Mars hat and you came out here and you said I’m the new Indiana Jones bitch.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @powderandpaint14
    @powderandpaint14 Рік тому +173

    The crying over being at home with their daughters! This is what shows they really care about their families.

    • @kalikiter1
      @kalikiter1 Рік тому

      Yea good enough reason for me to never pursue comedy or show biz. Literally missing their kids lives

    • @jesserivera6611
      @jesserivera6611 Рік тому

      Lmfao

    • @NA86737
      @NA86737 Рік тому +3

      Yet Bert finds every excuses to be on the road. Chris I believe Bert I think is full of crap. Chris brings his kids and family with him when it's an extended trip. You never hear about Bert's wife and kids on the road with him.

    • @kylemanford6991
      @kylemanford6991 Рік тому +1

      @@NA86737 his kids go to school and have their own lives to deal with. You must not have a wife and daughters if you think you're gonna get them packed up and go whenever you tell them too without a whole thing full of drama

    • @JamisonGallagher
      @JamisonGallagher Рік тому +1

      @@NA86737 Bert has mentioned Leanne and girls being on the road with him multiple times. Hell they were all with him in Philly in 2018 when he was filming Secret Time at the Trocadero.

  • @ironferret
    @ironferret Рік тому +7

    You can tell they love their kids so much based on the way they cried about missing out on their growth. Solid working class dads 💪🖤

  • @24749ersrock
    @24749ersrock Рік тому +1

    Wow what a podcast. The moment between them talking about their daughters was so touching and genuine. I have a new respect for both of these guys and hope their careers continue for a long time.

  • @farmercameron7105
    @farmercameron7105 Рік тому +177

    Within the first 5 Bert tries to claim responsibility for Chris's and the rest of the New Yorkers podcast blowing up, classic Brett haha

    • @lylestyle
      @lylestyle Рік тому +6

      Haha Bart “Call me Daddy” Krishner

    • @thankyoubrandon8530
      @thankyoubrandon8530 Рік тому +3

      @@lylestyle brent "call me brett" Krystals.

    • @Christopher-md7tf
      @Christopher-md7tf Рік тому +7

      There's actually nothing that exists in this world that isn't somehow connected to Brent. At least that's what he thinks lol

    • @Deafca7
      @Deafca7 Рік тому +3

      Within the first 20 mins and bart already doing Anne Frank jokes :0

    • @filthyfrank.5
      @filthyfrank.5 Рік тому +3

      Fr his podcast never gets over 80k views lmao

  • @maxng7211
    @maxng7211 Рік тому +40

    Chrissy revealing secrets his lawyer explicitly told him not to say on a podcast is the most Bert thing he could do

  • @will4-reel695
    @will4-reel695 Рік тому +5

    one of the best podcast ive ever listened to. once i seen Chris was on the episode i thought to myself, this'll be hilarious. i never would have expected id be crying most of the episode. all i want is to be able to wrap my little one up in a bearhug and let her know how much i love her, and i'll never miss another day of her life. after watching this i have a new kind of respect for the both of them. as weird as this might sound, i really needed this episode to happen. thank you

  • @jorden7994
    @jorden7994 Рік тому +1

    This was the ABSOLUTE BEST EPISODE. I think Chris and Bert talking about their kids had to have got everyone watching in their emotions. Loved it.

  • @Sergeant666
    @Sergeant666 Рік тому +49

    Bert saying he's "too analytical" is hilarious

  • @marisaruiz2529
    @marisaruiz2529 Рік тому +96

    Congrats chrissy bigtime finally going on Rogan and talking with Seinfeld. Your about to blow sky high well deserved

  • @simonestafford4682
    @simonestafford4682 Рік тому +2

    This conversation is everything. Hilarious and heartfelt. I love you both for this.

  • @jcasey2309
    @jcasey2309 Рік тому +3

    As a VERY involved dad of 2 little ones, who is a critical care nurse making a very big decision about what next step I’m about to take in my career… I came here to escape the realities of my life, and I’m sooo glad I was able to hear this conversation between to amazing dads.
    I respect both you you so much more now.

  • @markvelazquez3893
    @markvelazquez3893 Рік тому +61

    Great GREAT episode! We laughed, we cried, we laughed some more. "The Churchill got me" 🤣🤣

  • @jesseharradine9861
    @jesseharradine9861 Рік тому +29

    “I always talk about this on stage sometimes” - Bart

    • @WickedSpade
      @WickedSpade Рік тому +1

      Haha I laughed so hard at that.

  • @joshhopkins7161
    @joshhopkins7161 Рік тому

    This was an amazing episode! Most definitely watching Chris' special. These genuine conversations make the best content.

  • @cultyhorrorproductions
    @cultyhorrorproductions Рік тому +4

    I never thought Chrissy and Bert would make me cry, but yet here I am. 🤣 😭 Damn.

  • @Gunline_Chief
    @Gunline_Chief Рік тому +66

    Y’all got me with being a dad from a distance. I teared up with y’all. That took me back to my deployments and missing out and watching them on Skype. Y’all bring us joy and laughter we appreciate the sacrifice y’all make for real. Thanks fellas.

  • @robertjackson6056
    @robertjackson6056 Рік тому +77

    I didn’t expect Chris to get emotional like that

  • @oddasiangirl
    @oddasiangirl Рік тому +10

    I usually only listen to the show on podcast but I just HAD to look this up to see this. You guys made me cry. Your kids will totally appreciate all your hard work one day. Please make that time for your kids though when you can. For your own mental health and well being. And your family's. We, your fans understand everyone needs time off. Hang in there.

  • @trealexander4808
    @trealexander4808 Рік тому

    This is probably the most Genuine, Heartfelt and Beautiful podcast episode I’ve ever seen. You two are AMAZING men and great Fathers. 💪🏽❤️

  • @xdviper4518
    @xdviper4518 Рік тому +22

    This was a great episode. I’m not a dad, but when Bert and Chris got emotional about their kids, I felt that. Pure genuine moment.

  • @TheCroOdin
    @TheCroOdin Рік тому +67

    Chris Distefano is my favourite person in comedy and to see him being so really brought tears to my eyes. I love you guys so much, thank you for bringing joy to our lives ❤️

  • @PrinceTGOD
    @PrinceTGOD Рік тому +2

    Love the emotional real moments! Really got to me and made me thankful for what I have. Thank y’all.

  • @cortneynichols8537
    @cortneynichols8537 Рік тому +1

    This episodes is DEEP! But, my husband and I just talked about how incredibly grateful we are. We have everything we need AND we have time together. Thank you 😊

  • @bigseags
    @bigseags Рік тому +31

    This was legitimately one of the best podcast episodes I have listened to in a long time. As a younger man it is very inspiring to see the two of you put such importance on your families

  • @bigblackbear4234
    @bigblackbear4234 Рік тому +47

    hahaha
    "How old are your kids now?"
    "I don't know"
    because we all know what happened last episode when Burt said his kids ages lmao

  • @ceedubyuh2459
    @ceedubyuh2459 Рік тому

    Loving these episodes with sentimental bits in them. Really enjoyable to watch/listen when there are some real emotions being talked about.

  • @mandihollingsworth182
    @mandihollingsworth182 Рік тому +1

    This is one of the best 2Bears. Getting a peak inside the ins and outs of comedy showbiz on top of Bert laughing saying, "it doesn't get better". Laughter through tears is the best. I love love love 2 Bears 🐻🐻

  • @originalsobasko
    @originalsobasko Рік тому +40

    I loved Chrissy being vulnerable and Bert acknowledging men that put in honest effort and heart into being a dad.

  • @nopeteys2424
    @nopeteys2424 Рік тому +53

    “Im trying to have a drink every 21 days.”
    “You wanna have a drink right now?”
    “Yeah lets have a drink, i did drink yesterday too.”
    Lol

    • @shortlivedglory3314
      @shortlivedglory3314 Рік тому

      It was beautiful. We should definitely rub their faces in it.

    • @willvr4
      @willvr4 Рік тому

      He literally barely took 1 sip the entire episode. It was more for the camera. He didn't drink.

  • @LordxSilas
    @LordxSilas Рік тому +1

    The vulnerability on this episode is awesome. As father of 2 young children, this hit home for me. Love you guys, this was almost therapy for me. I appreciate you.

  • @Gopnik_Aerospace
    @Gopnik_Aerospace Рік тому

    I'm really glad I watched this when I did. I just had my first child/daughter 10 days ago and am also going into a career as a long-haul pilot. Their conversation at 1:10:00 really hit home for me and it taught me how precious time with her will be and that I have to make the most out of it. Thank you Chris and Bert for the amazing episode. This is seriously one of the best Two Bears episodes I've watched and I've been a fan since the very beginning.

  • @Itsreallymarcus
    @Itsreallymarcus Рік тому +12

    These are the reasons I will always follow Bert, Tom and Chris…the authenticity of these shows and the readability is second to none…especially when it comes to the dad talk…it all hits home.

  • @luissabathie4225
    @luissabathie4225 Рік тому +258

    Chris, if you really know Bert, you should care that he used his hand to serve the ice.

    • @JesusHComedy
      @JesusHComedy Рік тому +26

      Touch my ice through the fence, Bert

    • @refusefntk
      @refusefntk Рік тому +2

      @@JesusHComedy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @19812000JR
      @19812000JR Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @MackHendrixx
      @MackHendrixx Рік тому +1

      That's gross 🤢😂

    • @wesleybouma4064
      @wesleybouma4064 Рік тому +2

      😂yeah that’s the guy who told all of us that he whipped with his hand

  • @vandalistica
    @vandalistica Рік тому

    This was one of the best eps. Thanks to both of you for allowing each other to be open and vulnerable.

  • @thevast5283
    @thevast5283 Рік тому +6

    Chris and Bert are so awesome for not cutting out that emotional part. It truly shows what they go through sacrificing family time to try and MAKE US LAUGH. I hope Chris and Bert read this. Thank you both so mush.

  • @robalberto1583
    @robalberto1583 Рік тому +32

    One of the best shows with Chris “is this the clip?” Laughing and crying is the best

  • @chrisp8748
    @chrisp8748 Рік тому

    This was the best podcast Bert has done. Was awesome to see two guys so in love with being Dads. As a Mom, it was refreshing. Showed a lot of strength to be that vulnerable. Chris and Bert, great job!

  • @oliverlang1006
    @oliverlang1006 Рік тому +11

    Bert: “I love history” *references the story of Caesar and says it’s Greek*

    • @casualwater698
      @casualwater698 Рік тому

      Went to the comments to make sure I wasn't the only one who caught this lol.

  • @lvonloh1
    @lvonloh1 Рік тому +40

    I did not anticipate breaking down with these two on the way to work. I made it to work, although now I’m all tear streaked.