Something’s Burning S2 E05: Tim Dillon & Whitney Cummings Try Caviar & Dijon Baked Salmon

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  • Something’s Burning S2 E05: Comedians Tim Dillon & Whitney Cummings try to guess which caviar is more expensive, I make homemade potato chips, and Dijon baked salmon.
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    HOME MADE POTATO CHIPS
    INGREDIENTS
    Russet potatoes
    Cooking Spray
    Salt
    Pepper
    Others seasoning to taste
    Steps
    1. Coat tray with cooking spray
    2. Thinly slice potatoes with a mandolin
    3. Lay flat, not overlapping, on tray
    4. Season to taste
    5. Air fry at 360° for 15 min.
    DIJON BAKED SALMON
    INGREDIENTS
    Salmon filets
    Mayo
    Dijon mustard
    Lemon zest
    Dill
    Steps
    1. Combine mayo, mustard, zest, and dill in bowl; mix until incorporated
    2. Spread thin layer of mixture on top of salmon filets
    3. Bake at 375° for 18-20 min.
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  • @andyperkins6642
    @andyperkins6642 Рік тому +2435

    Tim and Whitney have the energy of a divorced couple, that has yet to tell anyone they are divorced, but still shows up to social engagements together.

    • @kingheart9555
      @kingheart9555 Рік тому +56

      🤣 I see the beginning of a great movie concept in this comment

    • @bumbleWeaver
      @bumbleWeaver Рік тому +2

      every fucking time with these 2. the classic chubby gay guy, too annoying to be with but nice to look at straight chick, combo. overly cynical. god i miss the 90s and early 2000s...

    • @K11G4N
      @K11G4N Рік тому +23

      Holy shit man that caught off guard of how accurate that is 😂

    • @pathora
      @pathora Рік тому +11

      This is too accurate. 50:54

    • @kevinledvina9387
      @kevinledvina9387 Рік тому +7

      This should be the TOP comment!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ShredHouseGaming
    @ShredHouseGaming Рік тому +2954

    Tim Dillon never publicly enjoying Whitney is my favorite thing

    • @andrewcavasos1449
      @andrewcavasos1449 Рік тому +85

      That's how he lost ben 🤣

    • @digitalsalsas
      @digitalsalsas Рік тому +33

      I think he publicly enjoys her much more than he would ever publicly enjoy you, shred house

    • @johnlawrence5383
      @johnlawrence5383 Рік тому

      @@digitalsalsas maybe if she fucked him

    • @wnrandom98
      @wnrandom98 Рік тому +50

      They have like 6 podcast episodes together. They're friends. Wtf are you on about?

    • @snavisTM
      @snavisTM Рік тому +41

      I love when random nobodys on the internet project their own weird feelings onto thing they're watching... You disklike Whitney (and probably any woman comedian) so much you're actually making up scenarios in your head.
      It's pretty sad

  • @gstate1091
    @gstate1091 Рік тому +539

    This is the most I laughed in a podcast 🤣🤣🤣
    "you'll love caviar, it's easy to throw up" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @teaCupkk
      @teaCupkk Рік тому +21

      And the Percocet-pudding is right on the heels of it. Welcome to the roast of Whitney Cummings.

    • @phnix6242
      @phnix6242 Рік тому +1

      also its Roe V Wade

  • @zamorafernando76
    @zamorafernando76 Рік тому +124

    44:25 Tim's expression 😆 to Bert prepping the salmon is hilarious 😂

    • @marcuslangenderfer1917
      @marcuslangenderfer1917 Рік тому +15

      😆😆Dude thats an amazing catch. He's just dialed in on the slamon while pretending to listen to Whitney droning on

    • @nickinskeep
      @nickinskeep Рік тому +9

      dude this is killing me, I can't stop watching it zoomed in on tim's face

    • @josef2012
      @josef2012 Рік тому +7

      He has some concerns...

    • @spectazular7489
      @spectazular7489 8 місяців тому

      This is not ideal.​@@josef2012

    • @tubby6339
      @tubby6339 8 місяців тому +2

      And then Burt coughs on his hand and towards the salmon. Then pulls his pants up. Everything is contaminated

  • @calebkeife5823
    @calebkeife5823 Рік тому +1026

    Tim Dillon might be the most effortlessly hilarious person I’ve ever seen

    • @VampiresAreRealGuys
      @VampiresAreRealGuys Рік тому +7

      he is clearly trying quite hard. he was on the whole show. whitney was more casual and she is insanely neurotic.

    • @somethingiwrote9074
      @somethingiwrote9074 Рік тому +22

      @@VampiresAreRealGuys definitely not, she was just trying to force jokes left and right that didn't work and were uncomfortable. Tim seemed way more laid back with his attitude

    • @ducksinarowpatience3670
      @ducksinarowpatience3670 Рік тому +5

      Irish heritage. We're born with it.

    • @nicktg319
      @nicktg319 Рік тому

      used to be a tim fan, hes an ass though for more reasons than one

    • @connordouglas9565
      @connordouglas9565 Рік тому +1

      I’m so happy I watched this 😂🤣🤣

  • @GK-qc5ry
    @GK-qc5ry Рік тому +1287

    Bert coughing, rubbing his beard and pulling up his pants whilst handling the food is 10/10

    • @kingwild772
      @kingwild772 Рік тому +62

      wiping his nose too 😂😂

    • @ZedNebuloid
      @ZedNebuloid Рік тому

      And remember, he has admitted to wiping his ass with his bare hands before too.

    • @stinkypinky8090
      @stinkypinky8090 Рік тому +7

      Seriously 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @Jeter23
      @Jeter23 Рік тому +42

      Mix that with taking the salmon out after only 9 minutes and you got yourself a hot dose of bert

    • @rudyjakobs1317
      @rudyjakobs1317 Рік тому +31

      Imagine the cooks you cant see preparing your food 😮

  • @FreeOfAllFear
    @FreeOfAllFear Рік тому +982

    Tim was on fire the whole time him and Whitney need to remake will and grace and call it pills and pounds 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thinkplanetearth2946
    @thinkplanetearth2946 Рік тому +84

    Making Percocet pudding for Whitney as a last meal was the funniest comment by Tim where even he cracked himself up as he was telling it. He literally snorted as soon as he said it. I had to rewind a few times and laughed just as hard each time.

  • @blahblahblah1988
    @blahblahblah1988 Рік тому +3293

    Tim is the only person that I’ll suffer through Whitney for.

    • @jrufus9169
      @jrufus9169 Рік тому +328

      Tim is the only person that I'll suffer through Bert for.

    • @dellila9301
      @dellila9301 Рік тому

      She’s annoying

    • @letmehandlethis69
      @letmehandlethis69 Рік тому +142

      double facts lol Tim kept this episode alive

    • @nicka7150
      @nicka7150 Рік тому +57

      You should see her at skanfest, she might be the coolest lol

    • @aconran72
      @aconran72 Рік тому +17

      A hundred percent

  • @toddkonrad2407
    @toddkonrad2407 Рік тому +206

    Tim’s legitimate focus on the caviar tasting while still sniping Whitney is admirable.

  • @kristenbarron1379
    @kristenbarron1379 Рік тому +264

    Tim constantly wondering when the food will get started and be done is all of us 😂

    • @nickp440
      @nickp440 Рік тому +3

      Bernart still doesn’t realize that most of us watching actually enjoy cooking/low key impressed by his cooking skills

    • @squatchit5700
      @squatchit5700 Рік тому

      @@nickp440 disturbed** by his cooking skills

    • @nickp440
      @nickp440 Рік тому

      @@squatchit5700 i mean, if i saw bert make a hot pocket I would be impressed. perspective!

  • @MrJDadBlack
    @MrJDadBlack Рік тому +83

    Tim and Whitney’s friendship dynamic makes me believe that everything in the world is still “really” normal and ok. They’re back and forth brother/sister jabs are my fentanyl 😂

  • @zeragon7
    @zeragon7 Рік тому +630

    My God, Tim's ability to absolutely paralyze people with laughter from one small comment is unreal. I died along with Bert and Whitney when he said "I think that's probably about enough." 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @die4race
      @die4race Рік тому +18

      " Unless we're going to talk about the vaccine for 3 hours " 💀

    • @funnydonor9484
      @funnydonor9484 Рік тому +10

      Too bad his stand up is poo poo

    • @zeragon7
      @zeragon7 Рік тому +22

      @@funnydonor9484 oh wow the guy who always has to come in on a positive comment and shit on something. How original.

    • @Chris-P
      @Chris-P Рік тому +14

      Nice try aunt Kath, you're still not coming to Thanksgiving!

    • @funnydonor9484
      @funnydonor9484 Рік тому +3

      @@zeragon7 it’s kind of my thing

  • @Nick-ds6oc
    @Nick-ds6oc Рік тому +229

    Watching Bert try to read the caviar tin lids upside down rather than flipping them first is the most Bert thing in this video 🤣🤣

    • @toastedjoe1013
      @toastedjoe1013 Рік тому +11

      That confirms he's from Florida.

    • @damoncisneros
      @damoncisneros Рік тому +4

      Lol. I didn’t catch that at first. It’s so true 😂

    • @stinkypinky8090
      @stinkypinky8090 Рік тому +4

      Best comment ever!!😂😂

    • @mrimpossible4353
      @mrimpossible4353 Рік тому +3

      I'd say it's him making that noise he does for almost an hour.

  • @jakesmall3454
    @jakesmall3454 Рік тому +138

    Funniest part of the episode was Tim’s face as he’s analyzing Bert’s every move. Lmao

    • @MrOvlov02
      @MrOvlov02 Рік тому +1

      berts always so ignorant

    • @flipmode9236
      @flipmode9236 Рік тому

      hhahahaha just thought the same thing had to check the comments

  • @youngwmhs5229
    @youngwmhs5229 Рік тому +417

    What a rare glimpse into seeing Tim Dillon eating. The more caviar he ate the more animalistic he became. Toward the end it was as though he had completely lost himself. So serious yet so blank. I had chills the whole time.

    • @ricosuace6996
      @ricosuace6996 Рік тому +32

      This was weirdly deep . Lol

    • @jzen1455
      @jzen1455 Рік тому +12

      It's funny how Bert acts like the food he prepares is random, and it's merely a coincidence when he prepares food that his guests really love, has something to do with their heritage, or relates to them in some other way.

    • @jordanmartin3434
      @jordanmartin3434 Рік тому

      wasnt it amazin to watch tho. man is a spectacular dirtbag

    • @wolfm8097
      @wolfm8097 Рік тому +9

      Well Tim said it was an emotional thing (caviar) so it’s like a stimulus that triggers a deep emotional Xmas as a kid again.

    • @danwiberg8537
      @danwiberg8537 Рік тому +1

      Lmaooooooooooooo

  • @LPyellowking
    @LPyellowking Рік тому +81

    It's great to see Tim reaching out to help these sick people. Bless up 🙏

  • @facelessbeauty
    @facelessbeauty Рік тому +391

    Bert hiding by crouching behind the counter while Tim and Whitney rip apart the mayonnaise salmon had me gasping for air.

    • @TheDavejmcknight
      @TheDavejmcknight Рік тому +3

      Me too!

    • @onnholiday
      @onnholiday Рік тому +5

      Sounds like a little kid crying

    • @Wodenseyes
      @Wodenseyes Рік тому +4

      It’s the screaming 😂😂😂 I couldn’t take it lmfao

    • @TheJulesfoote
      @TheJulesfoote Рік тому

      Bert is a man child

    • @JaymeLaplante
      @JaymeLaplante Рік тому

      Burnt laughs like this man ua-cam.com/video/Fkk9DI-8el4/v-deo.html

  • @bleedgreen52
    @bleedgreen52 Рік тому +202

    Tim’s face while Bert prepares the salmon is priceless

    • @nikoneko798
      @nikoneko798 Рік тому +11

      haha yes, he hated it from the start

    • @stephaniefitzsimon1021
      @stephaniefitzsimon1021 Рік тому +5

      46:10 Tim's face right before he spreads the mayonnaise on the salmon. 😂

    • @michaelreimer6055
      @michaelreimer6055 Рік тому

      The Horror. Then asked how do you think you'll die?

    • @SkeetSystem
      @SkeetSystem Рік тому +2

      44:30

    • @1988ZER
      @1988ZER Рік тому

      @@stephaniefitzsimon1021 I'm dying....he's so confused and upset lol

  • @therealdial
    @therealdial Місяць тому +2

    Every so often I come back and watch the last 10 minutes of this to have the best laugh of my lifetime. Never gets old

  • @Ze-Germanzuk
    @Ze-Germanzuk Рік тому +1895

    Gotta respect Whitney, she swings and misses every single joke but just keeps going 🤣

    • @kggregorie
      @kggregorie Рік тому +119

      Like a female Luis J. Gomez

    • @Darkhare33
      @Darkhare33 Рік тому +19

      Ehh... call it try hard

    • @Mijo1810
      @Mijo1810 Рік тому +34

      Incels

    • @AirWindFire
      @AirWindFire Рік тому

      @@Mijo1810 Im female. And married. She’s shlt.

    • @stephaniefitzsimon1021
      @stephaniefitzsimon1021 Рік тому +58

      Whitney's perseverance and mental fortitude as a comedian is honestly impressive. 😂

  • @WesleyB-Rook
    @WesleyB-Rook Рік тому +235

    44:29 The genuine concern on Tim’s face at whatever Bert is doing has me cracking up 😂

    • @xbabu142x
      @xbabu142x Рік тому +9

      I felt the fear of food poisoning mixed with the calculation on whether or not to risk it being a fatty boombatty through the screen lmao. Like moth to a flame

    • @WesleyB-Rook
      @WesleyB-Rook Рік тому +7

      @@xbabu142x the thought of “oh wait we have to eat what Bert’s cooking”

    • @JasonSvoboda
      @JasonSvoboda Рік тому +11

      Just rewatched and I'm in tears. Concern, fear, disbelief... he had it all there.

    • @WesleyB-Rook
      @WesleyB-Rook Рік тому +5

      @@JasonSvoboda it’s like a parent watching their child do math and realizing they’re an idiot

    • @lawrencecarlson2151
      @lawrencecarlson2151 Рік тому +2

      @@WesleyB-Rook 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣holy shit that the exact face..I'm fucking dying

  • @yew2oob954
    @yew2oob954 Рік тому +269

    Tim best bits:
    6:30 Michael Jackson's doctor...Whitney headbutt's table
    11:14 Whitney seafood...see food on the way up
    13:00 Pudding
    18:50 Roe...as in Roe v Wade...eggs of a puppy
    21:50 Whitney on a date
    53:00 One Idea
    1:03:10 Mayonnaise

    • @Kraftravioli
      @Kraftravioli Рік тому +38

      Whitney's worst bits:
      The whole show

    • @jessmira223
      @jessmira223 Рік тому +8

      What was the one idea referencing!? I don’t get it!!

    • @whanauof5
      @whanauof5 Рік тому

      @@jessmira223 glad someone asked. 😂

    • @gorgejung307
      @gorgejung307 Рік тому

      Dillion continues his streak of appealing to morons with his dumb ass jokes. I seriously don’t get this guy’s popularity. Same with a Schulz and Gillis. White men love mediocrity.

    • @prakwillem
      @prakwillem Рік тому +21

      1:08:50 Thats enough

  • @ChristineOBrien-yb6uh
    @ChristineOBrien-yb6uh 6 місяців тому +7

    Tim Dillon: where did you get this recipe, Family Court?? I’m dying😂😂😂

  • @Kmanjr0
    @Kmanjr0 Рік тому +133

    The look on Whitney’s face when Tim acted liked he didn’t like the potato chips he just wolfed down was perfect.

    • @b__p
      @b__p Рік тому +1

      And it was right after he said they were great lol

  • @sethhildebrand8753
    @sethhildebrand8753 Рік тому +99

    Tim’s faces at everything Bert does while making the salmon is must see tv

  • @Zkullz69
    @Zkullz69 Рік тому +137

    Tim and Whitney are throwing heaters at each other. This is absolute gold! Tremendous!

    • @diogoferreira9413
      @diogoferreira9413 Рік тому +5

      Tim is not Whitney

    • @Mijo1810
      @Mijo1810 Рік тому

      @@diogoferreira9413 they’re both funny so when conservative incels like you comment something like that, it just lets everyone know your the conservative incel

    • @diogoferreira9413
      @diogoferreira9413 Рік тому

      @@Mijo1810 wtf does funny have to do with conservative you americans have lost your fucking mind

    • @jimbeanie8985
      @jimbeanie8985 Рік тому +4

      @@Mijo1810 How is it being a conservative incel to think Whitney Cummings is not funny?

    • @LimorG
      @LimorG Рік тому +1

      It's a real knife fight

  • @Justo773
    @Justo773 Рік тому +19

    Bert saying “it’s not that bad! It’s not that bad”😂😂
    Tim saying, the first thing that hits your mouth is mayonnaise and the last thing is also mayonnaise😭

  • @JasonDelodovici
    @JasonDelodovici Рік тому +186

    Whitney tries to finish a rant but Bert can’t stop laughing at Tim’s last joke 😂

  • @DepthFromAbove
    @DepthFromAbove Рік тому +425

    Whitney saying, She doesn’t have girlfriend energy, she has ex wife energy, is about as perfectly correct as could’ve been said.

    • @christopherboxford9556
      @christopherboxford9556 Рік тому +17

      She's like the crazy ex girlfriend who tells everyone you are the one who is nuts when in fact it is her and everyone knows it. But you guys still hook up occasionally and also get into loud shouting arguments spontaneously in front of guests.

    • @DepthFromAbove
      @DepthFromAbove Рік тому +7

      @@christopherboxford9556 That’s quite the projection, friend. Sounds like you’ve played knifey spoony before?

    • @christopherboxford9556
      @christopherboxford9556 Рік тому +5

      @@DepthFromAbove I don't know what knifey spoony is but it sounds fun

    • @christopherboxford9556
      @christopherboxford9556 Рік тому +1

      @@DepthFromAbove Here check it out, look up "Whitney Cummings: I Love You" look at the photo taken for the cover for this special and tell me I'm wrong...

    • @DepthFromAbove
      @DepthFromAbove Рік тому

      @@christopherboxford9556 looks like she plays knifey spoony, no doubt. m.ua-cam.com/video/mcE0aAhbVFc/v-deo.html

  • @carolgoodwin7537
    @carolgoodwin7537 Рік тому +31

    I don’t care how many of these you do, this is the best one. Tim at the end saying “I think that’s about enough.” 😂 This was the funniest shit show ever.

  • @JamieGBeats
    @JamieGBeats Рік тому +25

    I enjoy that the crew put the recipe for the mayo salmon in the description like people are gunna actually cook that.

    • @jafe3331
      @jafe3331 Рік тому +2

      I did! LOL and mine turned out great. 😂

    • @aprilamidon1776
      @aprilamidon1776 2 місяці тому

      ​@@jafe3331thanks now I will try it! I actually love salmon! soooo healthy for you!!

  • @flandog85
    @flandog85 Рік тому +626

    Why bert thought he'd pull something off for the 2 most expensive pallets in comedy is pure gold in itself

    • @letmehandlethis69
      @letmehandlethis69 Рік тому +11

      who? Tim and Bert? lol

    • @johnmillay6790
      @johnmillay6790 Рік тому +11

      @@letmehandlethis69 I'm dead 🤣

    • @j.a.r.family2576
      @j.a.r.family2576 Рік тому +19

      Tim's pallet is equal to Whitney. A lot of salty stuff.

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind Рік тому +21

      Whitney ruins the whole thing.

    • @flandog85
      @flandog85 Рік тому +19

      I don't dislike Whitney but I also don't dislike brendan schaub so what the fuck do I know

  • @CIRCLEOFTONE
    @CIRCLEOFTONE Рік тому +193

    Tim's "You used hotdog condements on Salmon" was amazing.

  • @christianpackard8674
    @christianpackard8674 Рік тому +215

    "the public is over hydrated" what an unbelievably quick thing to say. tim is seriously one of the best in the game of all time.

    • @raidzeromatt
      @raidzeromatt Рік тому +1

      Isn't there a plastic liner in canned beverages? Or is that just the carbonated ones to stop the CO2 from reacting with the metal?

    • @christianpackard8674
      @christianpackard8674 Рік тому

      @@raidzeromatt ummm i'm not really sure to be quite honest with you.

    • @beejereeno2
      @beejereeno2 Рік тому

      @@raidzeromatt no.

    • @raidzeromatt
      @raidzeromatt Рік тому +1

      @@beejereeno2 no I meant, isn't there a plastic liner in ALL aluminum canned beverages
      There's a video you can watch where a guy melts the aluminum with some solvent that the plastic is resistant to
      I just didn't know if they all had them

    • @anthonyburton8393
      @anthonyburton8393 Рік тому +2

      Tim is seriously one of the only comedians who have never once made me laugh

  • @djyua9157
    @djyua9157 Рік тому +10

    Tim && Whitney together are a whole ass VIBE😂😂😂

  • @patimbarrato5103
    @patimbarrato5103 Рік тому +99

    Tim’s face watching Bert prepare food is something I could watch weekly

    • @phlee1629
      @phlee1629 Рік тому +2

      yeah he was really grossed out lmfao

  • @adamconley7926
    @adamconley7926 Рік тому +55

    I kept waiting for Tim Dillon to refer to the mayo covered salmon as a hate crime. Him roasting Bert and lamenting not getting cheeseburgers is pure gold. I just want to watch the last 10 minutes on a loop!

  • @evandercaldwell9993
    @evandercaldwell9993 Рік тому +38

    Bert dying of laughter while Tim is trashing his food!! Hahahaha 😂😂

  • @HawtDawgWadder
    @HawtDawgWadder Рік тому +17

    I love Bert's version of post-nut clarity he has after dying laughing.

  • @johnperish
    @johnperish Рік тому +428

    God, I can feel Tim's anxiety radiating through the screen. 😂 He is just hyper fixated on every ingredient Bert is preparing.

    • @jasondraughon8825
      @jasondraughon8825 Рік тому +6

      It’s very important.

    • @stevepower778
      @stevepower778 Рік тому +3

      Fish over steak

    • @axos3130
      @axos3130 Рік тому +5

      tim is a top notch comedian and thinker, i don't know if anxiety, but he's there to do a job.
      he's kind of like the whiskey ginger whatever his name is. similar persona and energy (although him i hate, he seems way less likeable).

    • @rocky13m
      @rocky13m Рік тому +3

      I think its a mix of that and him trying to block out Whitney's screeching

    • @eduardoescobar1906
      @eduardoescobar1906 Рік тому

      them gay perks!, any straight guy would be fixated on Whitney god i didn't know she was this hot

  • @WiiNESticles
    @WiiNESticles Рік тому +166

    I've never laughed harder then when Tim says "Eat your mayonnaise" to Whitney. Tim was a riot this whole episode.

  • @AlienTrees
    @AlienTrees Рік тому +79

    Tim foreshadowed the whole episode at 8:57 when Whitney asks, "What's this for? What are we celebrating?" and he says: "Well he's doing a nice... you know this is gonna be a big thing he's got mayonnaise..."

    • @briangalloway3684
      @briangalloway3684 Рік тому +1

      Fr tho 😂

    • @jorgepadilla9945
      @jorgepadilla9945 Рік тому

      Shes such a dick… he offers her champagne and says “no” as if she’s got huge stuff to go do. Ridiculous to commit to something and act annoyed

  • @lumpydavidg2201
    @lumpydavidg2201 Рік тому +22

    My second time watching this episode. My favorite, especially watching Tim watch Bert prepare the salmon. 😆

  • @michaelhallen2808
    @michaelhallen2808 Рік тому +84

    This was fun. Putting Tim and Whitney together is gold.

  • @phanied.3772
    @phanied.3772 Рік тому +81

    Tim got me so good at the end with “No, I think that’s enough.” 😂😂😂

  • @plnkfloydian7814
    @plnkfloydian7814 Рік тому +190

    Tim is the reason I’m here. He sold me jewels years ago and I have yet to receive my jewels. In our last correspondence I was instructed to simply “quit being a loser” and to “figure it out”.

  • @pragmaticparadox5981
    @pragmaticparadox5981 Рік тому +14

    It all went off the rails at 9:00 when Tim says "well he's doing a nice thing, he has mayonnaise" 😂

    • @ADekuKid
      @ADekuKid Рік тому +3

      I’m glad someone wise caught that. Lol

    • @The-nz8ui
      @The-nz8ui Рік тому +2

      Foreshadowing the Mayo shit show 😂

  • @MikeS-uv1jb
    @MikeS-uv1jb Рік тому +32

    The only way to pull Bert out of a spiral of laughter is a few words from Whitney. Masterful work Tim.

  • @BeSome1
    @BeSome1 Рік тому +67

    This is definitely an episode I have been waiting for💪🏽

  • @noonefromnowhere307
    @noonefromnowhere307 Рік тому +36

    Whitney said, "Glasses don't help with illiteracy." 🤣 killed me dead.

  • @snugglebadger3727
    @snugglebadger3727 24 дні тому +1

    "I think that's probably about enough," is the greatest line ever, delivered flawlessly.

  • @KatKhatibi
    @KatKhatibi Рік тому +406

    Tim and Whitney need a dinner party themed show asap 😂😂😂

    • @jameswood1935
      @jameswood1935 Рік тому +5

      Billionaires MukBang

    • @TheEasyLifee
      @TheEasyLifee Рік тому +2

      @james wood damn thats a good name 💯💰🏆

    • @whoaskedforthis8320
      @whoaskedforthis8320 Рік тому +2

      This is a great idea. I can see the dressed up dinner interviews and quips

    • @ninemimesleft
      @ninemimesleft Рік тому +3

      I would love to see a show where Tim and Whitney interview conspiracy theorists.

    • @alexanderkvitrovn9828
      @alexanderkvitrovn9828 Рік тому

      He would strangle her after 3 episodes

  • @jhondoux
    @jhondoux Рік тому +56

    The way Tim said this is roe very wade and just kept eating, I love him

  • @charlief8171
    @charlief8171 Рік тому +73

    We need Tim to narrate over this explaining what he’s thinking when Whitney’s talking

    • @z17seattle
      @z17seattle Рік тому

      Oh you know what he’s thinking. 🤯🔫

  • @michelemurphy3541
    @michelemurphy3541 Рік тому +16

    Tim and Whitney are the couple of the century, let’s face it.
    I love the dynamic of these three very much. Perfection.

    • @michelemurphy3541
      @michelemurphy3541 Рік тому

      Check it out…I came up with this delish little something;smoked salmon wontons. I use the chunk smoke salmon, add fine chop habenero, crushed almonds, 1/2 goat cheese | 1/2 cream cheese, chop scallions-2/3 for mixture | 1/3 for later-dish to side. Mix all listed gingerly with fork. Heat balsamic vinegar and honey to reduce to syrup. Build your wonton *I use pre made wonton squares in produce section. Air fry those little bad boys until golden.
      Drizzle crisp wontons with your set up balsamic honey drizzle, sprinkle scallions and toasted sesame seeds.
      Serve with sparkling wine.
      Mwauh. ❤

  • @justforepic
    @justforepic Рік тому +40

    have been excited for this episode since i heard bert talk about it. love whitney and tim together

  • @lucius8675
    @lucius8675 Рік тому +83

    This is the genuis of Tim. Tim knew this wasn't looking right when he asked about where Bert got the recipe. You can see him staring at the amount of mayo bert puts on. Then he decided to let it go for the better laugh when and if it was as bad as it looked. Awesome episode.

    • @ducksinarowpatience3670
      @ducksinarowpatience3670 Рік тому

      I saw that.

    • @lucius8675
      @lucius8675 Рік тому +6

      @@ducksinarowpatience3670 Yeah it is fun watching wheels turning in someone's head when inspiration hits.

    • @ducksinarowpatience3670
      @ducksinarowpatience3670 Рік тому +7

      @lucius8675 he was trying to hide how repulsive he found it. 🤣 And as you point out saving the ammo for later. It is really funny to me, with him, especially because I'm of Irish descent grew up in Jersey and my dad was from Long Island. I can see cultural similarities in Tim that I see with my siblings. He reminds me if my older sister. I'm not being sarcastic or facetious. It's just the things he says and his delivery. Not sure I'm explaining myself well. Anyway cheers! #lifeinthebigcity and "I think that's probably about enough". 🤣

    • @KPITGangsta
      @KPITGangsta Рік тому

      Meh, spread that shit out, sprinkle chopped/minced garlic on it, black pepper, chives and salt of your choice. It’s great when done right.

    • @dank_productions94
      @dank_productions94 10 місяців тому

      Kewpie is Japanese mayonnaise btw just so nobody gets mislead by Burt's drunken rambling

  • @aelfgernon7729
    @aelfgernon7729 Рік тому +49

    This episode made me realize something. Bert and Whitney both are best in a particular role in conversations with comics. They are generators. They have super strong personalities, and they keep the conversation moving. Random hypotheticals, stuff they have been thinking about, talking games, questions to pass around the room, they fill up the bulk of conversation. This lets comedians that are better in the quips department (Tim, Tom, etc.) sit back and chime in when there is a good opportunity for a joke. They produce a river of stuff, and the comedian in the other roll can pluck something out of that river and spin it into gold. It's a lot like the idea of a straight man, except in reverse. They are the "crooked men" and Tim is the one slam dunking all the setups they give him.

  • @keithst.laurent9024
    @keithst.laurent9024 Рік тому +4

    “I think that’s probably about enough” Tim D 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @voicesofdetroit
    @voicesofdetroit Рік тому +194

    I love that Tim only cares about the food and is transfixed on all of it.

    • @johnmillay6790
      @johnmillay6790 Рік тому +4

      Tim knows how to make anything funny He found his mark and he went to work

    • @Ottophil
      @Ottophil Рік тому +1

      @@johnmillay6790 i just don’t know how to find a gayer alex jones funny

    • @guyledouche6039
      @guyledouche6039 Рік тому

      @@Ottophil well u can keep on looking on where to find it or just move the f*** along

    • @guyledouche6039
      @guyledouche6039 Рік тому +1

      How can you not be fixated on the meal having a jowel filled with saliva lispy spit talker hovering over your food who touches his face constantly and never washes his hands? Oh and showers in the pool and is just gross in every regard... I'm shocked that people are willing to eat anything he prepares honestly lmfao

    • @GK-qc5ry
      @GK-qc5ry Рік тому +4

      Lol he doesn't even look at her when she talks

  • @DOGO8991
    @DOGO8991 Рік тому +46

    The last 10 minutes had me crying, especially when Tim scooped the mayo up

  • @scubawithatuba
    @scubawithatuba Рік тому +29

    That last 15-20 minutes had me in tears laughing, this show is too good!

  • @casirm
    @casirm Рік тому +7

    The last 10 minutes or so are the hardest I’ve laughed for a podcast in a long time

  • @aimhighmediaservices8875
    @aimhighmediaservices8875 Рік тому +87

    I literally laughed like Bert when Tim started laying into how terrible the salmon dish was. "Its just hot mayonnaise"

  • @Kbwintyy
    @Kbwintyy Рік тому +141

    I like how Whitney is the one talking most of the time and still feels like she’s the one interrupting a date 😂

    • @raouldukesgolfshoes1253
      @raouldukesgolfshoes1253 Рік тому

      She finally went all the way and ruined her face. Now she’s not funny and not hot.

    • @xhandhele
      @xhandhele Рік тому

      I think we heard 2 totally different shows.

    • @Mrwill1041
      @Mrwill1041 Рік тому

      @@xhandhele whitney sucks

    • @patrick1714
      @patrick1714 Рік тому +3

      Well, one openly came out as gay, and the other one is Tim Dillon. Of course it felt like a date.

  • @joshiboi6135
    @joshiboi6135 Рік тому +30

    "Where did you get this recipe? Family court??" Tim Dillon is a national treasure 😂

  • @YousAHunter
    @YousAHunter 24 дні тому +1

    Tim dillon looking around then say " i think thats probably about enough" is peak podcast

  • @epifaniomolina4543
    @epifaniomolina4543 Рік тому +24

    This has been my favorite episode so far... OMG Bert you nailed it with Whitney and Dillon, You need to have them again pls! 🙏👍👌👌😆👏😊

  • @joebarra1010
    @joebarra1010 Рік тому +42

    Bert licking his fingers constantly while preparing their food is peak Bert

  • @triberedeyetv5971
    @triberedeyetv5971 Рік тому +18

    Lmfao "Id make Percocet Pudding"
    LMFAO OMG!!!!!!!
    "I like how youre pretending to not know how to pronounce it."
    THIS GUY IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
    He's goin at her like theyre brother and sister smfh
    He is a fucking wizard

    • @VampiresAreRealGuys
      @VampiresAreRealGuys Рік тому

      i can see why you would think that if you have no knowledge of her but that has been a joke for 15 years

    • @closer20jc
      @closer20jc Рік тому +2

      @@VampiresAreRealGuys you're so cool

  • @dylanfrazier7750
    @dylanfrazier7750 Рік тому +53

    Tim casually trashing the food while still eating it is amazing 😂

  • @shawnsavant1296
    @shawnsavant1296 Рік тому +338

    I'm here for Tim's trolling of Bert's bad cooking and Whitney's bad botox

    • @eyesee1509
      @eyesee1509 Рік тому +63

      If that's bad botox then sign me up.

    • @johnwoods5095
      @johnwoods5095 Рік тому +21

      She’s probably the sexiest comic in the game and I never even noticed the Botox but I think she’s just wearing a lot of makeup not Botox lol

    • @johnwoods5095
      @johnwoods5095 Рік тому +5

      Who’s hotter Whitney Cummings or Angelina Jolie?

    • @AleksandarIvanov69
      @AleksandarIvanov69 Рік тому +13

      ​@@johnwoods5095 Mark Normand.
      Who wants to f meth-based scarecrows?

    • @johnwoods5095
      @johnwoods5095 Рік тому

      😂😂

  • @gregallen7795
    @gregallen7795 Рік тому +44

    In doctors appointment and just heard Percocet pudding and spit my coffee everywhere then started choking and my eyes watering, Tim and Whitney are hilarious and Bert’s laugh just pushed me over the edge

    • @veemack9129
      @veemack9129 Рік тому +1

      Very underrated duo cos whiney is wild to other people But with Tim she's a passive aggressive puppy 😂😂😂

  • @ptptpt123
    @ptptpt123 Рік тому +19

    Whitney is very likeable with people that match her comedy, which is not always on her own podcast.

  • @iknowallthesadsongs2115
    @iknowallthesadsongs2115 Рік тому +24

    Tim’s look of disgust while Bert is cooking is awesome

  • @MrJORDANnumba1
    @MrJORDANnumba1 Рік тому +219

    Damn Whitney really went 0-30 on this one. She kept looking at tim to see if he was laughing. And he didn't. Not once 🤣

    • @Muench13
      @Muench13 Рік тому +12

      Omg man. You gotta love Tim.

    • @djyua9157
      @djyua9157 Рік тому +4

      He's tired of her shit! 😂

    • @guytyler4871
      @guytyler4871 Рік тому +1

      She’s better alone instead of trying to impress funnier comics. Nothin but internet level love tho 😊

    • @djyua9157
      @djyua9157 Рік тому

      @@guytyler4871 that's so true

    • @jzen1455
      @jzen1455 Рік тому

      She admits to being codependent, but at least she's self-aware about it and actively tries to overcome her codependent tendencies. Remember, she grew up dirt poor in poverty with an abusive mother.

  • @majorxdf
    @majorxdf Рік тому +10

    I'm literally dying. This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. They can't tell if it's the fart or the salmon they're tasting/smelling, all while Bert is dying laughing. I said the same thing. Damn, that's a lot of mayonnaise.

  • @Habeshaqueen00
    @Habeshaqueen00 Рік тому +77

    Omg I laughed so hard at the ending with Tim saying “I think that’s probably about enough”😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he’s like I rather talk about the vaccine for 3 hours than this. I replayed it over and over again 😂😂😂😂😂 poor Tim he left there hungry 😩

    • @SkeetSystem
      @SkeetSystem Рік тому +1

      he shits on Lizzo so much but they are honestly the same person. Fat with a metabolic disease and don't have time for you if you don't have good food.

    • @Habeshaqueen00
      @Habeshaqueen00 Рік тому +1

      @@SkeetSystem I agree he’s big boy 😂😂 at least his clothes stays on while Lizzo a$$ out every other day🙄

    • @willso8631
      @willso8631 Рік тому +1

      It was so funny even Tim laughed

  • @kjnewell7243
    @kjnewell7243 Рік тому +171

    You can tell Tim made one hell of an effort being nice to Brittany

  • @HolographicSweater
    @HolographicSweater Рік тому +74

    every time Whitney attempts a joke, and they just ignore her, my heart is smiling 🌞

    • @iantompkins7552
      @iantompkins7552 Рік тому +1

      That’s a sad thing to admit lol

    • @callumpoole5021
      @callumpoole5021 Рік тому +6

      @@iantompkins7552 I hope she sees this bro

    • @iantompkins7552
      @iantompkins7552 Рік тому

      @@callumpoole5021 okay haircut

    • @leemp337
      @leemp337 Рік тому +2

      @@Antonio-hb8rd it was network sitcom comedy writing...a 5 year old could do it.
      unfortunately that's where the money is and the majority of the country is dumb as a rock.

  • @rileydallaire9923
    @rileydallaire9923 Рік тому +16

    Tim’s old joke going right over Whitney’s head was comedy gold 😭
    “It’s not history”
    “We’ll for one of us it is”😂😂😂

    • @chelseascrazy
      @chelseascrazy Рік тому

      I think he was referring to his mom just dying

  • @mjbetts1
    @mjbetts1 Рік тому +83

    I love the part where Bert picked up the salmon with his hands, then coughed in to his hand, then reached down and grabbed his waste band to pull up his pants, then wiped his hand across his mouth, and then continued cooking without washing his hands. 😂

  • @alexw9869
    @alexw9869 Рік тому +34

    Tim’s face while Bert was frosting that salmon with mayo like it was a cake…

  • @davidconcepcion5082
    @davidconcepcion5082 Рік тому +145

    We need a part two with a better meal with these two 😂

    • @jimmymcnulty4759
      @jimmymcnulty4759 Рік тому +7

      This needs to be a regular podcast! Burt cooking and Tim trashing his meal by the end!
      Whitney is not necessary.

    • @osamabinliftin8632
      @osamabinliftin8632 Рік тому +2

      Except maybe trade out Whitney for a comedian, that could be a good episode

    • @toddkonrad2407
      @toddkonrad2407 Рік тому +1

      @@jimmymcnulty4759 Tim is the Long Island Gordon Ramsey we never knew we wanted, but absolutely need now.

  • @Bawk85
    @Bawk85 14 днів тому +1

    Watching them eat cavier as I'm eating spicy ramen😂

  • @WuhSuhDood
    @WuhSuhDood Рік тому +157

    Tim is a national treasure. Let's enjoy him while we have him

    • @_barnac
      @_barnac Рік тому +4

      @@mixwell12333 hes john wayne gacy clone

    • @stevenconrady1990
      @stevenconrady1990 Рік тому +4

      If Tim lost about 50 pounds then he went all Joe Rogan (gained a shit-ton of muscle) then of course he would be hot.

    • @seamusbenn2967
      @seamusbenn2967 Рік тому

      @@stevenconrady1990 you mean do a bunch a steroids and HGH

    • @jajahgadis
      @jajahgadis Рік тому +2

      Let's enjoy the 2-3 years we have left.

    • @Sugarshane88
      @Sugarshane88 Рік тому

      Where the fk did he come from lol??

  • @cronbudz
    @cronbudz Рік тому +8

    At the end when tim says " I think that's about enough" I literally had to pull the car over!!!😂
    Such an amazing episode!🤘

  • @MattMcLaren253
    @MattMcLaren253 Рік тому +58

    I do appreciate that Whitney eventually came to terms with the fact that her joke notes sheet was better used as a napkin to spit her food into.

    • @jzen1455
      @jzen1455 Рік тому +6

      Funny when she said "It feels like we're bombing". No she was bombing. Bert and Tim were killing it and managed to make her turds of jokes funny.

  • @Mermaidmilkshake
    @Mermaidmilkshake Рік тому +5

    I think every episode the food somehow turns out ok except this one 😂 Bert laughing never gets old to me

  • @MultiBluedog123
    @MultiBluedog123 Рік тому +52

    Lmao Tim was on fire this episode, haven’t seen that on his show in a while so a nice reminder how great he is

    • @randomdude189
      @randomdude189 Рік тому +3

      He needs a target and he’s gold

    • @carlozcabrera
      @carlozcabrera Рік тому

      Tim is a better feature. Not the main star

  • @fernandomayen5635
    @fernandomayen5635 Рік тому +70

    I wish Tim and Whitney would get married as a power move and start an empire 😂

  • @AkaFigga
    @AkaFigga Рік тому +52

    Tim loading up for the perky pudding line was incredible 😂

  • @Roy_Godiksen
    @Roy_Godiksen Рік тому

    3 people i love having fun, talking shit, joking around and telling stories. It doesn't get better! ❤❤❤

  • @GrapefruitMcgilicuddy
    @GrapefruitMcgilicuddy Рік тому +33

    This episode was 20% mayonnaise 80% yelling.

  • @michaelnaughton1179
    @michaelnaughton1179 Рік тому +50

    Tim and Whitney are a good combo . Hilarious

  • @1luvpeacemago
    @1luvpeacemago Рік тому +42

    By far the best episode, i was crying laughing with the salmon fail, Whitney and Tim were on fire and Bert dying was gold, lol

    • @AJGoldie
      @AJGoldie Рік тому +1

      Yes. It was a perfect episode. Tim and Whitney are so uncomfortable in their own skin, like always, and I love the way they use comedy to deflect from that. They’re like two kids whose parents forced them on a play date, and all it took to let their guards down and become friends was their shared glee in trashing Bert.

  • @StickmanCyclops
    @StickmanCyclops 6 місяців тому +2

    The look of disgust on Tim Dillon's face as Bert prepares this meal is hilarious.

  • @jiiig8667
    @jiiig8667 Рік тому +19

    Bert even said as he was spreading the mayo that it was supposed to be "A thin layer." 🤣🤣
    Really this show is 🔥🔥

    • @edithmr21o
      @edithmr21o Рік тому +4

      Fingertips. Whitney: your fingertips shouldn’t be a legitimate measure theyre swollen.

  • @emilyhatch1431
    @emilyhatch1431 Рік тому +21

    Easily my favorite episode of something’s burning. Tim disgusted by the Mayo has me crying