Ep. 36 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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  • @nopenohandleforme
    @nopenohandleforme 4 роки тому +1348

    Bort: "If you're a grown man and you eat ice cream, you've lost control of your life."
    Also Brent: "I've been drinking a gallon of Kool-Aid a day."

    • @angelique_cs
      @angelique_cs 4 роки тому +30

      Exactly what I was thinking lol

    • @Zeflesera
      @Zeflesera 4 роки тому +12

      Hello diabeetus

    • @brettw4593
      @brettw4593 4 роки тому +34

      ...when he also mentioned he "went for ice cream with his daughters and drank 3 beers" when he was *sober* like 4-5 podcasts ago lol

    • @FrostyJokerr
      @FrostyJokerr 4 роки тому +6

      S.W. Rutledge but it’s low calorie so it’s better. I mean, look at the Vitamin C!

    • @yehmatesick
      @yehmatesick 4 роки тому +15

      Segura laughing that hard made me actually cry tears of laughter for a minute or so

  • @igfnjwrionfoiurnfoiuenr
    @igfnjwrionfoiurnfoiuenr 4 роки тому +2252

    Bert: “Losing weight is hard”
    Also Bert: “I start my day with half a gallon of Kool-Aid”

    • @magik5043
      @magik5043 4 роки тому +74

      "I'm running so much but I'm not losing any weight"
      Proceeds to drink a gallon of Kool aide a day

    • @jakesweet1000
      @jakesweet1000 4 роки тому +24

      this explains so much

    • @SolitudesSanity
      @SolitudesSanity 4 роки тому +14

      It all makes sense now lmaoo

    • @kylemoller1272
      @kylemoller1272 4 роки тому +30

      "I try to drink two every day"

    • @kylemoller1272
      @kylemoller1272 4 роки тому +5

      @@magik5043 "I try to drink two every day"

  • @randiandrew3194
    @randiandrew3194 4 роки тому +1382

    Bert: “I don’t eat ice cream because I’m a f*cking grown man” *takes sip of 64oz kool-aid*

  • @Wawawawa13356
    @Wawawawa13356 4 роки тому +1204

    that guy always laughing in the backround is my fav parts of the show lol

    • @Pizzle745
      @Pizzle745 4 роки тому +20

      I agree. He is openly mocking The (damaged) Machine through laughter!

    • @YMHCoolGuy
      @YMHCoolGuy 4 роки тому +21

      Panda Pizzle good ol nadav he’s the best laugh track for this show lol

    • @lntoTheSunset
      @lntoTheSunset 4 роки тому +4

      I was gonna comment this then saw you sent it already. I agree man, it's the best part of podcasts

    • @alphajokerz7710
      @alphajokerz7710 4 роки тому +1

      You know thats a fake laugh they put in the background sometimes its them but rarely

    • @rugstwothousandsix3976
      @rugstwothousandsix3976 4 роки тому +20

      His name is Nadav. The production crews resident jew 👍🏼

  • @AustinLindstrom
    @AustinLindstrom 4 роки тому +3392

    The Kool Aid reveal is the hardest I've laughed in 2020.

    • @botduncan6979
      @botduncan6979 4 роки тому +135

      definitely one of the best podcast moments ever

    • @jacobkolar3459
      @jacobkolar3459 4 роки тому +45

      #koolaidreveal

    • @mattkleman7876
      @mattkleman7876 4 роки тому +60

      dude same. i figured he was checking it for booze at first, then realizing it was just kool aid was so damn funny

    • @Gooch_cruiser
      @Gooch_cruiser 4 роки тому +16

      Same! Omg I had to pause it to relax

    • @JordanDKline
      @JordanDKline 4 роки тому +48

      I was sitting at my desk shaking trying not to laugh. My coworkers probably thought I was having a seizure.

  • @kingdomofpeople
    @kingdomofpeople 4 роки тому +1528

    Bert in Ep. 35: "Ice cream? I'm not a child"
    Bert in Ep. 36: Drinking a Hydroflask growler full of Kool-Aid

  • @franciscelardo4739
    @franciscelardo4739 4 роки тому +252

    The kool-aid laugh is the most genuine friendship moment and it's so funny

    • @inFiniteTraCer
      @inFiniteTraCer 4 роки тому +4

      Francis Celardo his mind can’t take the disbelief lol

    • @tonyalder8037
      @tonyalder8037 4 роки тому +1

      What kind is it?
      -red

    • @Dripdroptop
      @Dripdroptop 4 роки тому

      I love that it's like Tom is part of the internet's joke that Bert is an idiot 😂

  • @j.cob.
    @j.cob. 4 роки тому +1651

    The funniest thing to me is that, that jug has probably been sitting there in a lot of other episodes and nobody knew it was kool-aid.

    • @richbanks911
      @richbanks911 4 роки тому +14

      He already told Tom about it in a previous episode. That's why I feel like this was set up

    • @richbanks911
      @richbanks911 4 роки тому +11

      @Damon Driver I'd like to think that, but the more I watch the show the more I feel like there are scripted moments

    • @314beatzz
      @314beatzz 3 роки тому

      Rite

    • @EverydayConversationsPodcast
      @EverydayConversationsPodcast 3 роки тому +35

      Um rich banks if that's not the hardest he has ever laughed in his life its close to it, he laughed so much it was an intense workout you cannot fake that

    • @TweekzGaming_
      @TweekzGaming_ 3 роки тому +3

      3mins of laughing xD im crying

  • @SkawarsXE
    @SkawarsXE 4 роки тому +2907

    This whole podcast and their relationship in general is like Bert is Toms dog that can talk, and Tom just got home.

  • @NickEG420
    @NickEG420 4 роки тому +609

    Bert: says any man who eats ice cream is a child.
    Also Bert: drinks a gallon of kool aid a day

    • @Josh2x23
      @Josh2x23 4 роки тому +8

      Exactly what I came to say. Lmao!

    • @HnTr_VDH
      @HnTr_VDH 4 роки тому +10

      I don’t think I’ll take anything he says legitimately after “Nightmeres”

    • @UnkleBot
      @UnkleBot 4 роки тому +2

      he said he drinks 2 of them a day!! lmaoooo

  • @philmathias
    @philmathias 4 роки тому +386

    "I'm writing a book about self-help"
    - Guy who drinks a gallon of Kool-Aid every day

    • @rolandbishop9716
      @rolandbishop9716 4 роки тому +2

      He’s also gonna start his own program for alcoholics that can party once in a while 🤔

  • @Quote23rd
    @Quote23rd 3 роки тому +90

    "Pour a lil something for yourself. Go ahead it's watered down."
    Going on my tombstone.

  • @loganmckenna2511
    @loganmckenna2511 4 роки тому +306

    “People say good for that guy for drinking so much water. Turns out it’s a 64oz jug of red koolaid” that shit is the funniest thing I have heard and I had to replay it 9 times!lol

    • @AdamFoxman
      @AdamFoxman 4 роки тому +4

      I don't think I've ever commented on UA-cam before but I feel compelled to because I swear to God I've never laughed this hard at anything on a screen in my entire life.

    • @clintonleonard5187
      @clintonleonard5187 4 роки тому +2

      That's what made me fucking lose it.

    • @chrisp8748
      @chrisp8748 4 роки тому +2

      What flavor is it?
      “Red.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @KoRntwisted555
    @KoRntwisted555 4 роки тому +306

    I don't think Tom has laughed harder than this on any occasion before. this is pure gold

    • @spudanky
      @spudanky 4 роки тому +7

      I was hearing new types of undiscovered noises from those two 🤣

    • @davishorowitz6594
      @davishorowitz6594 4 роки тому +2

      Right! It was almost a let down when he said it was low calorie Kool-Aid 😂

    • @darinlowney3392
      @darinlowney3392 4 роки тому +1

      Davis Horowitz yea, that’s prolly just what bort tells himself to feel better

    • @cia834
      @cia834 4 роки тому +1

      We need to start wearing koolaid shirts to Bert’s shows!!!

  • @Vance12901
    @Vance12901 4 роки тому +539

    Bert: "I need to stop laughing, i havent taken my blood pressure medication yet"
    *Sips on half gallon of koolaid*

    • @nelsonedwards6184
      @nelsonedwards6184 4 роки тому +16

      I'm gonna miss Bert when he's gone. At this pace it'll be about 5-7 months.

    • @jacked4121
      @jacked4121 4 роки тому

      Murcia

    • @jacked4121
      @jacked4121 4 роки тому

      Murica* woops

    • @derrickjohnson9692
      @derrickjohnson9692 2 роки тому

      @@nelsonedwards6184 been 2 years 🤣

    • @Etx_Chris
      @Etx_Chris Рік тому

      @@derrickjohnson9692glad I’m not the only one still coming back to this

  • @emilykoch4123
    @emilykoch4123 4 роки тому +353

    My boyfriend is generally a low-emotion dude. He doesn’t laugh at just anything. Tom’s laughter is one of his favorite things in the world- he’ll cry laughing just listening to it 😂

    • @Jadeb623
      @Jadeb623 3 роки тому +1

      Same lol

    • @cristianmontoya1195
      @cristianmontoya1195 3 роки тому +1

      Guys with no emotions are a red flag you should leave him, speaking from experience

    • @emilykoch4123
      @emilykoch4123 3 роки тому +31

      @@cristianmontoya1195 thanks for the concern. Been together over a decade and I’ve known him years longer than that, all good. Low emotion is not no emotion.

    • @roberthorry621
      @roberthorry621 3 роки тому +2

      Sounds like he's gay

    • @notapplicable328
      @notapplicable328 3 роки тому

      @@roberthorry621 jeezus why don’t you just ask if he’s got a dog house

  • @Kris_Toffer
    @Kris_Toffer 4 роки тому +261

    Laughing Tom is best Tom. He's having the time of his life this episode.

    • @06alepea1
      @06alepea1 4 роки тому +34

      Him laughing over the koolaid is the most I've ever seen him laugh.
      Then again, I've never seen him when he's chopping up bodies.

    • @hobobluesclown7337
      @hobobluesclown7337 4 роки тому +4

      10mg Tom

    • @wtfpwnz0red
      @wtfpwnz0red 4 роки тому +2

      I think grammatically it's more correct to say "in this episode" instead of "this episode" but as a way of expressing time of occurrence it doesn't make the sentence harder to read.
      If you replace "this episode" with "today" it becomes grammatically correct, and the meaning is almost identical. Because of this it is still easily understood to a native speaker even if it isn't technically correct.

    • @peristau
      @peristau 4 роки тому

      Brent is killing himself.

    • @DFangs219
      @DFangs219 4 роки тому

      10 mg Tommy must have stepped it up on this episode, and I really enjoyed it.

  • @adammike3376
    @adammike3376 4 роки тому +371

    Tom: “What flavor is it?”
    Bert: “Red”

    • @LarryTL
      @LarryTL 4 роки тому +7

      @Co Worker same rule applies to gatorade

    • @clintonleonard5187
      @clintonleonard5187 4 роки тому +1

      He actually asked, "What kind is it?" Which 'red' is an even more appropriate answer for.

  • @buhdders1
    @buhdders1 4 роки тому +372

    'i drink a gallon of kool-aid a day and shower in the pool." Can take the man out of florida, but not florida out of the man.

    • @UnknownUnknown-bx2lc
      @UnknownUnknown-bx2lc 4 роки тому +24

      Wait til he realizes he can put koolaid in the pool.

    • @sheldonmorin897
      @sheldonmorin897 4 роки тому

      @@UnknownUnknown-bx2lc best comment I've ever seen

  • @theANDREWofANDREWs
    @theANDREWofANDREWs 4 роки тому +117

    15:45 - 20:00 Basically 5 minutes of non-stop, uncontrollable laughter lmfao

  • @whiskey.misfit
    @whiskey.misfit 4 роки тому +249

    Bert: Ice-cream is for kids.
    Also Bert: Walks around with a gallon of Kool-Aid.

    • @jordanbader9667
      @jordanbader9667 4 роки тому +10

      THANK YOU! My fiance and I were sitting here going "how is he gonna shit on Nadav for eating Ice cream as an adult and drink Kool-aid"

    • @ofnightmaresep
      @ofnightmaresep 4 роки тому +10

      “I try to drink two every day” you WHAT

    • @angelique_cs
      @angelique_cs 4 роки тому +6

      He's so tone deaf he couldn't carry a tune if it was called "OHYEAH" 😂

    • @xXBRTBXx
      @xXBRTBXx 4 роки тому +1

      HAHAHA

    • @Zeflesera
      @Zeflesera 4 роки тому +3

      That much sugar is definitely bad for you...right?

  • @Ono_M3
    @Ono_M3 4 роки тому +646

    I know Bert is a Koolaid advocate because he said the flavor was red and not “cherry.” That’s a real one 💯

    • @chug_plays5685
      @chug_plays5685 4 роки тому +5

      Lol it's not advocacy, it's just laziness coz everyone in the south knows red means cherry. I'm guilty of it to. Colors are flavors lol

    • @award89
      @award89 4 роки тому +6

      Don’t wear a white shirt and drink red!

    • @jeffersonmayfield6701
      @jeffersonmayfield6701 4 роки тому +4

      The ONLY thing me and Bert have in common is I also drink a ton. And when you drink alot, you find koolaid because it's cheap, yummy and better than all the other drink mixes, that's a dark world.. So I am a grown man that CAN be found with a giant metal thermos, filled with koolaid.. every now and then I out coffee in in.... After I wash it of course... And not in the gd pool, Bert you are going to get a skin bacteria infection homie!

    • @bigballz5503
      @bigballz5503 4 роки тому +4

      Exactly what I thought too lol

    • @charlesgrigson6436
      @charlesgrigson6436 4 роки тому +3

      Ohh yeeeahh!! (Koolaid guy busting through the wall)

  • @jordantaylorreed
    @jordantaylorreed 4 роки тому +361

    Bert: only children eat ice cream
    Bert: *drinks Kool-aid*

    • @Unity1975
      @Unity1975 4 роки тому +1

      FIRST thing I thought of. 😂

    • @JohnDBloch
      @JohnDBloch 4 роки тому +1

      “All I see is calories, calories, calories”

    • @TJW5050
      @TJW5050 4 роки тому

      they make zero calorie koolaid and it's pretty good. i'm assuming this is what bert drinks because i would imagine he'd have diabetes right now if he isn't...

    • @musicf3b
      @musicf3b 4 роки тому

      t j
      Doesn’t it still have sugar? Bert definitely adds too much

    • @djr_drums
      @djr_drums 4 роки тому

      Hahahahahha

  • @thecoton6152
    @thecoton6152 4 роки тому +163

    Bert: "Look at the Vitamin C though."
    Guy in the background: *dies of Laughter*

    • @AnthonyShuker
      @AnthonyShuker 3 роки тому +4

      pssht at least say his name. nadav

    • @Whystling_Byrd
      @Whystling_Byrd Рік тому

      @@AnthonyShuker His name is The Coton, not Nadav, and we don't know what his name is.

  • @Jenna-xt7ni
    @Jenna-xt7ni 4 роки тому +684

    If you don’t sell merch that depicts Bert as The Koolaid Man, youre messing up.

  • @user-nj2wk2ec2b
    @user-nj2wk2ec2b 4 роки тому +331

    This podcast should be renamed "Just Wandering Through Bert's Mind".

    • @lylechipperson5913
      @lylechipperson5913 4 роки тому +2

      J cant be stealn bert's avatar brother, breakn proto.

    • @Joe_Gonzo
      @Joe_Gonzo 4 роки тому +3

      "Burp's Braindroppings"

  • @FirinMahLazer1
    @FirinMahLazer1 4 роки тому +193

    Bert: I don't know why I can't lose weight.
    Also Bert: Drinks a gallon of Kool Aid a day.

    • @CryWolfFilms
      @CryWolfFilms 4 роки тому +10

      nah dude it's the diet kind. and also there's vitamin C in it so its cool

    • @Sobtoka
      @Sobtoka 4 роки тому +3

      I died when bert said "i get the low calorie kool-aid" then tom said "yeah thats what every doctor recommends" idk timestamp somewhere around 18:30 ish

    • @wearehappilyndpendant7593
      @wearehappilyndpendant7593 4 роки тому

      He may drink up to a gallon and a half

    • @telephantasm4070
      @telephantasm4070 4 роки тому

      @@Sobtoka 21:06

  • @hotlikedonuts7274
    @hotlikedonuts7274 3 роки тому +84

    The way these two laugh SO HARD that it makes themselves laugh HARDER is the best thing I can ever experience in my lifetime

  • @antwone94250
    @antwone94250 4 роки тому +320

    He said "i try to drink 2 everyday" like someone talking about the water they drink in a day hahaha

    • @Patric111
      @Patric111 4 роки тому +3

      Bert honestly makes me feel so much better about myself because of shit like that lol

    • @kjcorder
      @kjcorder 4 роки тому +2

      And thinks some vitamin c is gonna push over the 40+ grams of sugar

  • @andresc1143
    @andresc1143 4 роки тому +376

    When you realize Tom is dying laughing because he found out Bert is essentially killing himself is when you know you've got a dark sense of humor lmao

    • @jccsnrs
      @jccsnrs 4 роки тому +17

      And you know bart rationalizes it as it's making ingredient is water so he counts it as water

    • @gitrekt-gudson
      @gitrekt-gudson 4 роки тому +4

      @@jccsnrs definitely counts it as water lmfao

  • @richiemac77
    @richiemac77 4 роки тому +345

    Bert’s “red” response reminds me of Chappelle’s stand up on purple drink: “those are the ingredients; sugar, water, and of course....purple”

    • @Kylefassbinderful
      @Kylefassbinderful 2 роки тому

      His SF show from years ago. Lol that was a great special.

    • @CHAOSINC5
      @CHAOSINC5 Рік тому

      😂

    • @OneEyedJackNLD
      @OneEyedJackNLD 10 днів тому

      I downloaded that special to play on My iPod Classic. I still have the file on my iPhone 15 pro 😂

  • @CandaceMelissa
    @CandaceMelissa 4 роки тому +131

    15:53 The minute Tom starts screaming laughing is the exact moment when the mystery of Bert’s weight loss struggles are revealed 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @samythesamsam371
    @samythesamsam371 4 роки тому +195

    Tom crying laughing at a grown man drinking 64oz of Kool-Aid is the best thing ever

  • @Austifornia7
    @Austifornia7 4 роки тому +111

    21:38 "I need to stop laughing, I haven't taken my blood pressure medicine." - Man consuming 128oz of Kool Aid a day

  • @rjpooch
    @rjpooch 4 роки тому +273

    "Camed In?"
    This vocabulary is a real nightmere.

  • @no-Just_Ice
    @no-Just_Ice 4 роки тому +154

    Merch idea
    Water bottles that say “ Not Kool-Aid”

    • @ursoxuntyd8805
      @ursoxuntyd8805 4 роки тому +4

      Or t-shirts that have bert’s face on the kool-aid man’s body and say “red drank”

    • @JaimeeL901
      @JaimeeL901 4 роки тому +1

      Would by a purple drank bottle.

  • @John-ut9ew
    @John-ut9ew 4 роки тому +599

    If Bert joined a cult, he'd save everyone by drinking all the koolaid himself

    • @cjhansen5715
      @cjhansen5715 4 роки тому +16

      Jonestown wasn't a mass suicide. Bert showed up with his shirt off and the smell was overpowering.

    • @Pepe_Chuckles
      @Pepe_Chuckles 4 роки тому +4

      I was barely done laughing then I read your comment lmfao

    • @inFiniteTraCer
      @inFiniteTraCer 4 роки тому +1

      John Loyer He’d probably take it all to the face, AND survive.

    • @hellglaser3450
      @hellglaser3450 4 роки тому

      It was flavorade jesus christ people

    • @Guerrillablackdog
      @Guerrillablackdog 4 роки тому

      Lmao 10/10

  • @StephenKyle91
    @StephenKyle91 4 роки тому +547

    The hamster running the wheel inside Bert’s head is drunk and smells terrible

    • @beardedwonder7123
      @beardedwonder7123 4 роки тому +4

      I recks the hammy still thinks he's been sober

    • @t.c.v.t.
      @t.c.v.t. 4 роки тому +4

      more like its dead and rotting corpse being spun around inside the wheel.

    • @GlutesEnjoyer
      @GlutesEnjoyer 4 роки тому +11

      And is also incredibly, unforgivably racist

    • @alexrush4140
      @alexrush4140 4 роки тому +10

      Stop it everyone. You're going to give me nightmeers

    • @Stephen_Eee
      @Stephen_Eee 4 роки тому +4

      Bert is living proof there are alternate realities.

  • @eliaslyons5542
    @eliaslyons5542 4 роки тому +394

    bert's the type to tell his daughters he doesn't wanna eat his veggies

  • @249Cronicles
    @249Cronicles 4 роки тому +61

    When tom said "ITS SO MUCH SUGAR" I literally laughed so hard i started walking around my house hysterically

    • @ASMRTG09
      @ASMRTG09 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ivoryuncut6220
      @ivoryuncut6220 3 роки тому

    • @Max78912
      @Max78912 11 місяців тому

      when he points out how people will think hes being healthy drinking water 😂

  • @sveinnorrisnland6653
    @sveinnorrisnland6653 4 роки тому +148

    Tom has the best laugh ever. Actual tears pooling around me here.

    • @raynevarez1680
      @raynevarez1680 4 роки тому +5

      I haven't laughed like that in years

    • @Wutaskier
      @Wutaskier 4 роки тому +4

      Bert's makes me dryer than death valley

    • @jasonderos637
      @jasonderos637 4 роки тому +1

      Dennis Long so true! 🤣

    • @nz540im3
      @nz540im3 4 роки тому

      Omg I fucking love when Tom goes off on one like that it makes me fucking cry holy shit

  • @Mechanic618
    @Mechanic618 4 роки тому +212

    😂😂 Man, someone please clip the Kool-Aid segment 15:00 - 20:00 That is officially the best segment on this show in 36 episodes. ❤️❤️

    • @artorchoke
      @artorchoke 4 роки тому +6

      Thank you for doing this I am CRYING right now

    • @bmfrandomness1565
      @bmfrandomness1565 4 роки тому +3

      So good. 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @arenkagan8308
    @arenkagan8308 4 роки тому +254

    It's both hilarious and terrifying to realize that Bert is someone's dad.

    • @lyrikill101
      @lyrikill101 4 роки тому

      ...or son

    • @patrickdelaney5447
      @patrickdelaney5447 4 роки тому +1

      Maybe is new brand should be bad dad

    • @shanghaihoneyy
      @shanghaihoneyy 4 роки тому +1

      Honestly there should be a segment every episode having them discus shit like the sodas. Or even going over a tiktok or 2. Burnt Chrysler’s response are great same with dadmouth

  • @Howitchewstofeel5gum
    @Howitchewstofeel5gum 4 роки тому +30

    "I must have been exhausting to be around as a kid"
    Nothing has changed

  • @ianwellington5712
    @ianwellington5712 4 роки тому +207

    That was literally 5 minutes of them laughing about smelly Bert and his kool aid

    • @WifeynJobin
      @WifeynJobin 4 роки тому +16

      It was glorious.

    • @chucklefizz
      @chucklefizz 4 роки тому +36

      If you weren’t laughing with them this might be the wrong podcast for you

    • @alifelesstoxic1253
      @alifelesstoxic1253 4 роки тому +1

      @@WifeynJobin it truly was!

    • @alifelesstoxic1253
      @alifelesstoxic1253 4 роки тому +1

      @@chucklefizz Agreed, I laughed my ass off! 🤣

    • @Shane-jp8tm
      @Shane-jp8tm 4 роки тому +4

      Best part by far

  • @afpops
    @afpops 4 роки тому +226

    Bert "Grown men dont eat ice cream"
    next episode *shows up with 64 oz of kool-aid*

    • @rangleski3695
      @rangleski3695 4 роки тому +3

      Why has nobody else picked up on this?!

    • @mattlewis5358
      @mattlewis5358 4 роки тому +3

      Also, his candy bar rant from the last one. He's a drunken child

    • @Beunibster
      @Beunibster 4 роки тому +5

      It was really about being anti-Nadav - and I bet it makes his teeth hurt because they are bad

    • @kyekye1
      @kyekye1 4 роки тому

      Hahhaha

    • @alexgnocchi560
      @alexgnocchi560 4 роки тому +3

      And he said he is trying to drinking 2 of those a day

  • @wil627
    @wil627 4 роки тому +227

    "I need to stop laughing, I haven't taken my blood pressure medicine yet." -Blart Kristler the man chugging 64oz of koolaid at 10am.

    • @thedredgod
      @thedredgod 4 роки тому +6

      the koolaid washes down the healthy

    • @666slateran666
      @666slateran666 4 роки тому +1

      I was thinking exactly this. Wash down that diabetes for early heart failure

    • @barrysotero98
      @barrysotero98 4 роки тому +1

      “Blart kristler” 😂😂😂😂😂 I am laughing so fucking hard in a public place right now

    • @alphajokerz7710
      @alphajokerz7710 4 роки тому

      Blart Kristler damn huge fan im guessing

  • @MeetSlyEvps
    @MeetSlyEvps 4 роки тому +181

    “This podcast was brought to you by insulin “

  • @seandugan4184
    @seandugan4184 4 роки тому +328

    What if Bert never announced to Tom that he was taking a sip of Kool-Aid? This beautiful moment would have never been... I’m so thankful for Bert’s transparency and/or ignorance

    • @servebotfrank4082
      @servebotfrank4082 4 роки тому +11

      What fucking gets me about the kool-aid reveal is that Tom doesn't even register what he just said for about 5 seconds. He does a full double take and clarifies "Wait, Kool-Aid?"

    • @tyanthony7792
      @tyanthony7792 3 роки тому +1

      "Kool-aid is awesome. It really is awesome."

  • @jeremiahbachmann3901
    @jeremiahbachmann3901 4 роки тому +362

    I like how Tom pushes Bert down a hill; and as Tom watches, he smiles at every rock Bert hits on the way down.

    • @josofashoo564
      @josofashoo564 2 роки тому

      And as Bert wipes out at the end , toms just running up on Bert with his phone out but ask if he’s okay when the videos over and laughs more 😭😂😂😂

  • @SirThugWaffle
    @SirThugWaffle 4 роки тому +91

    Bert "real men don't eat ice cream"
    Also Bert: * Drinking 64 oz. of *Kool-Aid™ Tropical Punch* at 9 am *

  • @christortoriello1873
    @christortoriello1873 3 роки тому +27

    This man Bert is writing a self-help book while drinking 120oz of Kool-aid a day😂

  • @AustinLindstrom
    @AustinLindstrom 4 роки тому +289

    Tom and Bert didn't think Nikki's dad was going to say "Retired", they braced for "[Tik Tok]".

    • @SwampRobin
      @SwampRobin 4 роки тому +13

      Both of their faces trying to hide their laughter. Oh my god.

    • @theoccasionalmoonlight4050
      @theoccasionalmoonlight4050 4 роки тому

      Totally

    • @HeartExplosive
      @HeartExplosive 4 роки тому +1

      yeah i'm glad i decided to watch the youtube version this time, otherwise i don't think i would have picked up on that through audio lmao

    • @cleverwords1
      @cleverwords1 4 роки тому

      For sure

    • @experienceaccelerated7039
      @experienceaccelerated7039 4 роки тому

      @@HeartExplosive I'd like to report, I only listened to the audio version. As the father said the word re-tired there was a palpable pause only broken by nadaavs faint laugh. I understood why, without seeing the faces and boy I'm glad I was correct!

  • @WakeandBlake_420
    @WakeandBlake_420 4 роки тому +114

    The Kool-Aid thing was without question the hardest I’ve ever laughed in my entire life.

  • @RDSwords
    @RDSwords 4 роки тому +422

    Curious to see what flavors Burt develops for his chlorinated soft drink: Pool Aid

    • @booyahinc
      @booyahinc 4 роки тому +3

      Cures CoVid

    • @KyngAllandin
      @KyngAllandin 4 роки тому +3

      I volounteer to be the Pool Boy mascot. I’m not too chubby yet from higher beer consumption during 2019-2020, we could end up working it out. 🤣

    • @jessel8481
      @jessel8481 4 роки тому +2

      Sweet and salty

    • @Gregbuildsskills
      @Gregbuildsskills 4 роки тому +1

      Burt

    • @mratomsfitzgerald8523
      @mratomsfitzgerald8523 4 роки тому +1

      Vury nice..

  • @Zevonthethompsongun
    @Zevonthethompsongun 4 роки тому +284

    "We dont have guests on this show"
    -consistently calls everyone they know every episode

  • @rjw4149
    @rjw4149 4 роки тому +233

    "I try to drink two everyday"
    Well, that explains things.

  • @lilblankiesama269
    @lilblankiesama269 4 роки тому +71

    "good for that guy, he drinks a lot of water" LMAO!!!

    • @FlawdaBoy4
      @FlawdaBoy4 4 роки тому +1

      That was the best part 😂😂

  • @smeghead666
    @smeghead666 4 роки тому +201

    "I'm sweating, oh gawd my blood pressure" YOU DRINK NEARLY HALF A KILO OF SUGAR PER DAY!!!
    ...the Vitamin C doe

  • @rachellemisamore5407
    @rachellemisamore5407 3 роки тому +2

    This specific episode is why I started listening/watching this pod cast a week ago! The laughter over kool-aid literally contagious and had me rolling on the floor😂😂

  • @WildWhiteNacho
    @WildWhiteNacho 4 роки тому +159

    "That's like half a gallon of kool aid"
    "I try to drink 2 every day"
    This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

    • @StopReadingMyNameOrElse
      @StopReadingMyNameOrElse 4 роки тому +1

      He's dead serious too that's what sends me

    • @kovvi-
      @kovvi- 4 роки тому +6

      I like how he says "try" as if its healthy for him like some kind of vegetable

    • @pabloescobargarlic2974
      @pabloescobargarlic2974 4 роки тому

      Timestamp for coolaid talk?

    • @hectorrodriguez9382
      @hectorrodriguez9382 4 роки тому

      @@pabloescobargarlic2974 Kool Aid Moment 15:07

    • @henningbrandt8060
      @henningbrandt8060 4 роки тому

      idk... this whole thing sounded weird to me. If he drinks this much kool aid EVERY DAY - how has this never come up ever before? To me it seems like they picked a random weird occasion and bloated it to the max to construct a conversation piece from thin air.

  • @caneface87
    @caneface87 4 роки тому +322

    Loosing Weight is a Nightmeere...
    Slurps Kool-Aid.

    • @Bleep831
      @Bleep831 4 роки тому +12

      I really appreciate the spelling here. Oh burnt

    • @giannidescalzo2101
      @giannidescalzo2101 4 роки тому

      Didn't he say it was the sugar free kind?

    • @caneface87
      @caneface87 4 роки тому +7

      Gianni Descalzo I think it was the Low Calorie type. 25mg of sugar a serving! Lol

    • @tanyadouglas5241
      @tanyadouglas5241 4 роки тому

      @@caneface87 When did Koolaide start coming w/ sugar?? Thought u had to add it yourself 🤔🤔🤔

    • @tiff7880
      @tiff7880 4 роки тому +1

      He tries to get in 3 64.oz servings a day....like a heath shake...🤣

  • @UseThisFire
    @UseThisFire 4 роки тому +158

    Imagine being Bert's friend and knowing there's a 50/50 chance that when he randomly calls you, almost a million people will hear your conversation.

    • @cia834
      @cia834 4 роки тому

      We need to start wearing koolaid shirts to Bert’s shows!!!

  • @aaronpaul9620
    @aaronpaul9620 4 роки тому +6

    I've watched this at least 12 times and it makes me so happy I want to watch again

  • @dcross412
    @dcross412 4 роки тому +117

    The guy laughing in the back has his own personal bert kreischer stand up show

  • @kylestanton3666
    @kylestanton3666 4 роки тому +317

    Tom: 25g of sugar per serving
    Bert: Look at the vitamin C though.

    • @ukob
      @ukob 3 роки тому +1

      8 times that per 64oz and he drinks 3 of them some days or 600 grams of sugar which is over a pound of sugar or 2400 kcal

  • @ryanmorrison6933
    @ryanmorrison6933 4 роки тому +287

    Bert writing a self help book is like D’Elia writing a book on how to raise your teenage daughter

    • @ethanalward2215
      @ethanalward2215 4 роки тому +11

      Or Louis writing a book on relationship advice

    • @2fonebabyT
      @2fonebabyT 4 роки тому +23

      Or Bill Burr writing a book on happiness

    • @jakesharp9724
      @jakesharp9724 4 роки тому +31

      Or Bill Cosby and Ari Shaffir writing a book on not drugging people.

    • @BDGMed
      @BDGMed 4 роки тому +3

      Too soon guys😂 way to soon🤣

    • @nelsonedwards6184
      @nelsonedwards6184 4 роки тому +15

      Joe Rogan writing a book on how to optimize your cubicle workspace

  • @laurenclark1304
    @laurenclark1304 Рік тому +2

    This goes down in history as one of the best moments in podcasting history. You don’t even need to be a regular listener of the podcast, or a fan of either Tom or Bert - there is a universal sense of silliness with you best friend, that everyone can relate to. It’s so pure and genuine.

  • @MERKINMERICAN
    @MERKINMERICAN 4 роки тому +109

    The koolaid check has me crying 😭 “that’s so much koolaid”

    • @spikey289
      @spikey289 4 роки тому +2

      Holy crap I laughed so hard at this.

    • @gumborambo4540
      @gumborambo4540 4 роки тому +8

      "you walk around and people think "that guy drinks a lot of water" and its kool aid"

    • @dafucksgoinon
      @dafucksgoinon 4 роки тому

      The gasps and squeals for air

  • @dubie620
    @dubie620 4 роки тому +375

    “You can’t wear Jordans with shorts.” Pretty sure Michael Jordan wore them with shorts almost every day.

    • @truebabyben
      @truebabyben 4 роки тому +9

      This comment gets mentioned on episode 38!!! LOVE IT!!! haha 😄

  • @houstenepp5895
    @houstenepp5895 4 роки тому +134

    Bert: Consumes almost 200g of sugar in a drink.
    Also Bart: "This is low calorie"

  • @Lockdown335
    @Lockdown335 2 роки тому +17

    Re watching this years later and hearing the "WAIT, a sip of Koolaid?" DYING knowing what's coming next from Blart

  • @CadChamberlain
    @CadChamberlain 4 роки тому +144

    Bert is such a non-listener that even after Tom told him how to say the word correctly, he said it wrong again but with more confidence like he got it right.

    • @bobthenoob
      @bobthenoob 4 роки тому +2

      definition of a narcissist

    • @bobthenoob
      @bobthenoob 4 роки тому +1

      he even only talks about his kids to compare them to himself. he is so self obsessed

    • @SimbaIsMortal
      @SimbaIsMortal 4 роки тому

      @@bobthenoob lol most of the time he'll ask questions just because he wants to tell a story about it. its really annoying

    • @anthonyj6863
      @anthonyj6863 4 роки тому

      Its detailed every single episode of this podcast to the point that tom doesn't even tell stories anymore and the podcast is just watching bert do questionable shit. Still pretty pretty 😂

  • @Goldenspiderducck
    @Goldenspiderducck 4 роки тому +93

    "HEY, KOOL AID!!" - every single person whenever they see Bert from now on

    • @ganjasole
      @ganjasole 4 роки тому

      Ay i live off of kool aid and this will hands down be the funniest moment i ever seen on a podcast. I f’n cried

    • @rworded
      @rworded 4 роки тому

      I fucking hit a gutteral laugh from that bit.
      Edit: And its, "Kool Aid! Kool Aid!"

    • @Halluci44
      @Halluci44 4 роки тому

      "Oh yeah" was the line you were looking for

  • @colinxhere
    @colinxhere 4 роки тому +75

    Smelled this episode coming

  • @elijahthomas7750
    @elijahthomas7750 4 роки тому +7

    You guys just gave me a 6 pack with the kool aid reveal. I’m laughing so hard. Man, I love those kind of laughing moments with a best friend.

  • @drakeruehmkorf8457
    @drakeruehmkorf8457 4 роки тому +74

    Bert asking Nedav "please" after the melt down they had last week got me crying..

    • @nightrid3r21
      @nightrid3r21 4 роки тому +6

      ​@RO3 Bert kept being a dick to Nedav so he just started shitting on Bert, Hilarious!

    • @travis8106
      @travis8106 4 роки тому

      RO3 last week

  • @j.g.mcbell9494
    @j.g.mcbell9494 4 роки тому +215

    If it’s just a knock off of Hot Ones, call it “Hot Loads”

  • @hollerboller3492
    @hollerboller3492 4 роки тому +50

    Bert Logic: Ice Cream is for kids only but Kool-Aid is for all ages.

  • @andrestein6022
    @andrestein6022 2 роки тому +7

    My brain regularly blocks this episode out and I end up being blasted every time, so I get to enjoy it again once a year

    • @paulcarmi8130
      @paulcarmi8130 Рік тому +1

      Sadly, I don’t go a day without remembering that Bart drinks 120oz of koolaid DAILY. that’s amazing. I’m no better, but I remember EXACTLY where I was the first time I heard this shit. I was cry laughing so hard. Podcasts like these are the only reason I got through lockdown. Sorry for the rant.

  • @ZA_the_Phi-Knight
    @ZA_the_Phi-Knight 4 роки тому +154

    Hahaha he said, you really drinking koolaid?"
    "Yeah"
    "What kind?"
    "Red." Hahahahahahahaha

  • @maxclarity6657
    @maxclarity6657 4 роки тому +68

    Tom: "What kind of Kool-Aid is it?"
    Bert: "Red."

  • @georgejsalomskasiii3048
    @georgejsalomskasiii3048 4 роки тому +16

    Watching them laugh-cry over Kool Aid for 5 minutes is the best thing I have seen in a while. I am dying over here

  • @jenney17
    @jenney17 4 роки тому +17

    Is this 10mg Tom? He's so nice and Soo much laughing. I like it.

  • @pastrie42
    @pastrie42 4 роки тому +58

    Nikki glaser's dad saying "retired people" and "Nikki's gonna come" and their reactions made me laugh so hard.

  • @steelers9799
    @steelers9799 4 роки тому +188

    My dog is crying in his sleep next to me, I wonder what he’s having a nightmeer about

    • @robertomazzini2513
      @robertomazzini2513 4 роки тому +1

      “HEY YOU!!! ‘Meer.” - Fluffy

    • @DillHurley7
      @DillHurley7 4 роки тому

      Probably about a horse

    • @Abitflippant
      @Abitflippant 4 роки тому +7

      Berts laugh has several octaves that only dogs can hear, the dogs instinctively know it's a sexual predator.

    • @AvinaLookAbaat
      @AvinaLookAbaat 4 роки тому +2

      Probably about his traumatising experience with Bert after a show.

    • @Durchii
      @Durchii 4 роки тому +1

      Bert's crippling body odor.

  • @SnazzyPuke
    @SnazzyPuke 4 роки тому +62

    Holy shit, that Kool-aid bit had me in tears. This is one of those moments close friends will look back on several times and tell other people about but it just won't be as funny as this first time

  • @IRLxKORA
    @IRLxKORA 4 роки тому +8

    Seeing 2 big ass bears laugh as hard as they did about kool aid made my motherfucking day

  • @MikeHewChi
    @MikeHewChi 4 роки тому +27

    “I’m gonna take a sip of kool aid” *pulls out a 64 oz hydroflask*

  • @dpapa2175
    @dpapa2175 4 роки тому +259

    Tom is probably the smartest comedian doing the rounds. But he's a psycho. The dude knows like 3 different languages and is funny in at least 2

    • @FancyPrimate
      @FancyPrimate 4 роки тому +4

      I've met lots of dumb people that speak multiple languages. I'm sure they sounded R worded in all of them.

    • @navebushes5717
      @navebushes5717 4 роки тому +4

      Matt Kandel why use the word in a comment if you don’t want to actually use it
      Edit: you’ll be glad to know I’m in the YMH matrix now people

    • @JaimeeL901
      @JaimeeL901 4 роки тому +5

      @@FancyPrimate How 'dumb' can you be if you know multiple languages?

    • @rotamsin
      @rotamsin 3 роки тому

      @@navebushes5717 its a running gag in the yms podcast to say that

    • @apolloptx
      @apolloptx 3 роки тому

      3 languages is not many at all. That's basic.

  • @Okojscreech
    @Okojscreech 4 роки тому +116

    "I'm actually performing for a bunch or ret-"
    Everyone:
    hahahahahahahahah

  • @sirensonga
    @sirensonga 4 роки тому +42

    Is someone gonna tell them that “colagulation” of rotten milk was a yeast infection? Lmao

    • @coltonbrylski6797
      @coltonbrylski6797 3 роки тому +2

      That's why they need the cum talk show 😂

    • @naze158
      @naze158 2 роки тому

      I think they knew that but Bert didn’t

  • @SatanSupimpa
    @SatanSupimpa 4 роки тому +206

    Of all the bertness Bert do, the kool-aid is the one that almost killed Tom.

    • @inFiniteTraCer
      @inFiniteTraCer 4 роки тому +12

      SatanSupimpa when you find out your friend is a true imbecile 😂

    • @colina1330
      @colina1330 4 роки тому +5

      @@inFiniteTraCer Bert is such an enigma. One minute, I'm thinking that he's smarter than he gives himself credit for, the next, I find out that he TRIES to drink 2 gallons of Kool-Aid a day.

    • @tylerlafrenais4903
      @tylerlafrenais4903 4 роки тому +1

      I haven’t laughed that much in a while. I’m just as high as Tom lmao

  • @pierrethibodeau8828
    @pierrethibodeau8828 4 роки тому +178

    The producers laughing in the background need to get paid more

  • @shermangraves6715
    @shermangraves6715 4 роки тому +131

    Watching T-Bunz lose his ever loving mind over Bertus’ Gallon of Kool-Aid is the most tremendous event I’ve ever witnessed. My jeans are the highest and tightest they’ve ever been. Thanks, Bert ‘Pools are showers’ KKKreischer for the stroke that struck me down from your foul stench.

    • @henrykevincueto9307
      @henrykevincueto9307 4 роки тому +2

      This becomes more beautiful with every reread. They need to see this one ☝️

  • @terryevans7055
    @terryevans7055 3 роки тому +1

    Love the chemistry these guys have. You can tell they good friends and can be themselves in front of camera. Loved this podcast

  • @Stheffanie
    @Stheffanie 4 роки тому +33

    I literally have never seen Tom laugh as hard as he did about that kool aid lolol

    • @crissy2420
      @crissy2420 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @poscalrioux
      @poscalrioux 4 роки тому

      Pretty similar to this clip : ua-cam.com/video/_4ejNqf9Gl0/v-deo.html

  • @sabrinagonzales4377
    @sabrinagonzales4377 4 роки тому +29

    I laughed more at Tom laughing than learning that Bert drinks half a gallon of kool aid for breakfast 😂

  • @CRITstudios
    @CRITstudios 4 роки тому +102

    Moments like when Tom absolutely loses his shit when he realizes that Bert really IS drinking kool-aid is why I watch 😂

  • @ardenrose4539
    @ardenrose4539 2 роки тому +1

    Can’t even express how many times I’ve watched this & will continue to watch BERT WERE WAITING FOR A KOOLAID MAN PROMO
    Thanks for being so entertaining Tim & Burnt