I was once on a date and the girl said she was a Vegan, I gave her a blank stare stood up told her I was gonna use the bathroom then left the restaurant and never talked too her again
@@mr.m2515 infuriating for everyone living near him though 🤣 Insurance policies should have a Clarkson clause, if he's within 5miles your insurance is nulled.
@@waxwinged_hound Just like my labradog, then. She eats cat shit for breakfast, chicken bones (cooked) for lunch, my neighbors slaughter waste for dinner and a fucking flip flop for supper.
@@Kal_El1994 Yep.. With that said, It also amazes me how Jezza eats everything with legs/wings/tails including bugs, without a second thought, but stays away from lettuce. A ture environmentalist, i must add.
@@MartinWillett Thank you. Too many people write it as one word, and it makes me want to smack them with a dictionary. Same when people write "every time" as one word.
The eating scenes always help show their character imo, really showed who they are. It allowed us to relate to them which Is part of the reason we loved these guys
Idk if it was Quentin Tarantino or another famous director, but they always have at least one scene with a character eating either to make them more relatable to the audience or show u the type of person they are, it's really cool. One example of the latter is milk. Milk is often used to portray innocence or the lack of such in who ever is drinking it.
The deepfried spagbol is intriguing. But I'd chill each portion first, then flour & batter and fry. And it would need far, far more cheese than as shown. If, right out of the fryer, it could be well-Parmasean cheesed and served on a bed of the sauce bolognaise...
@@thesenate9564 Mmm...affront against nature, hot from the deep fryer, covered with a handful of finely grated Parmagiana Reggiano and served on a bed of hot Bolognaise, washed down with a decent California red from a plastic tumbler-- HOW DID JEREMY CLARKSON GET IN HERE?!?
After years of living the high life in Top Gear, these guys have eaten the worst crap on earth which passes for food. I think this is the most entertaining part of The Grand Tour. You never see mister Willman on these trips and he makes them eat the worst foods ever. Hammond opening the egg and finding a hard boiled chicken and watching his reaction is possible the most satisfied I've been in 30 years. Thanks for the years of the most entertaining tv ever. I just want to add that I have wanted to try the Mongolian 4x4 trip ever since I saw it. I've watched that episode maybe 30 times. I'd take better food though.
I've noticed some bizarre irony with Clarkson and Hammond. Clarkson has produced one of the best cooked meals in Top Gear/Grand Tour history and has also produced the worst cooked meal in Top Gear/Grand Tour history. Hammond has provided the most healthy meal (Salad in Switzerland) and the least healthy meal (Spaghetti McBolognese) lol
I've never met a fellow Scotsman that actually likes deep-fried Mars Bars. They're only for the tourists. Me and my friends use to make jokes of it. "The shit that they're willing to eat if we tell them it's part of the culture".
As someone from the north of England I’ve never had a fried mars bar before but I’ve been to a fish shop that sold fried pineapple and fried pickled eggs and onions, all of which was incredibly weird and not particularly good
1:06 Just so people know, Hammond's hat is an Akubra Snowy River purchased from the Elm of Burford, in the Cotswolds. If you're asking yourself how I know where he purchased it, it's easy: That's the only place in the UK that sells Akubra hats.
Hammond...... I don't like fish. I don't like curry. Yet I've seen an interview where he says he makes a monk fish curry. Definitely plays up his role as a fussy eater for comedy effect.
For those of you too sheltered to know how to cook with fire. Start the fire let it burn down and use the hot coals and or embers scoop them away from the bottom and use that as your heat works magical
Wait...Jeremy was maybe on to something when he said that Hammond wouldn't "have the energy to drive up the hill." Maybe Hammond's lack of brown food had caused him to pass after he crossed the finish line!
@brainkrieg1423 absolutely. A little hard to prepare, but get it right and it's the best thing ever. I'm Asian, we get them sliced. Imagine my joy when I found that they do lengua tacos lol
As an italian, I'm more concerned hammond put the spaghetti in the water BEFORE the water in question was boiling, than i was when he gave it the "scottish" touch.
@@masternoob9673 well, I think it's cause it's blatantly not true, easily disprovable, and clearly intended as sarcasm. I mean, he's married with two daughters (iirc?) and they're not all leaf-munchers right? And remember, as long as it's way funnier than it is offensive to the average person regardless of gender, disposition, etc, then it passes the rule of comedy. Can't be hideously upset and laughing uproariously at the same time.
10:01 That banana tree collapsing after Jeremy pulled it with him saying "shiiiiittt" while the calm nature documentary music plays in the background caught me off guard 💀
Worst thing about ration packs was the "just add water Muesli". It had milk powder already in it and specified an amount of water to dilute the milk properly. The issue was, there was no measuring equipment provided, so you either ended up with chunky milk or white water...
Imagine trying to "as a [nationality], that food isn't how I would do it" a show like this. Could you have picked a place where people could possibly give less of a shit?
Honestly bro, nobody cares. People take inspiration from other countries all the time, and customises it to their own taste. It's only food and not irreplaceable piece of art like statue of David. Italians and their pretentious attitude to their dishes being slightly different somewhere else is annoying AF. "You replaced the garlic with shallot?!?!? That's not a real bolognese REEEEE".
The concerning thing about those ration packs is the fact that packs with "Biscuits fruit" haven't been made in over a decade 😅 Essentially they were reformulated after Afghanistan revealed the previous packs were terrible in the heat (chocolate bars, pate, mouth drying biscuits)
Hamond: are you eating a Tarantula.. ? Clarkson: it's a Dragonfly .... May: what does it taste like? Clarkson: Dragonflies..... Thanks guys for loosing my appetite.
Which of these delicacies would you try?
Definitely the spaghetti Mcbolognese
@@MrSmith-bs7gy sounds suspiciously american
Some of the "brown food" Clarkson and May were consuming to carb load before their hill climb looked pretty good. And also the banana daiquiri.
Most definitely the crickets and tarantulas
@@MrSmith-bs7gy I meant the name. Spaghetti MCbolognese
Jeremy's *brown food, brown drink* still kills me everytime
Mind you, James drank the V8 smoothie. That was the real deal!
James frantically gesturing at the ketchup is what gets me
I was once on a date and the girl said she was a Vegan, I gave her a blank stare stood up told her I was gonna use the bathroom then left the restaurant and never talked too her again
**calories**
@@Taylor_Wolfe115 chad
literally anything they do is bloody entertaining
Even watching Clarkson Farming is bloody entertaining
@@mr.m2515 infuriating for everyone living near him though 🤣 Insurance policies should have a Clarkson clause, if he's within 5miles your insurance is nulled.
@@SgtBurned 😂😂😂😂
The three of them could go shopping for hats at the mall or have a cake bake off for all I care
bloody entertaining
Amazing what they can do with a production crew and a few million per episode.
What we have reached as a conclusion is that nothing can ever irritate Jeremy as much as the idea of being vegan can do. Thank you.
Absolutely
So true he ruined Top Gear for everyone because he couldn't get a steak. He hates the idea of not eating meat so much he punches people.
Speed cameras, caravans, the Prius, people with mouths of meal, certain politicians, and James May are probably tied for 2nd place🤔
@@Jeff.78 agree!!
@@Jeff.78 and electric cars, especially Teslas after what Elon Musk did to him
I love the fact that Clarkson would eat anything, got to give him credits for trying new things.
Nope, he eats anything with legs, wings or swimming tails. it's said that he never eaten a plant except wheat. A true environmentalist, i must add.
Except for veggies and cold steak.
According to James, Jeremy has a stomach of steel and doesn't often get sick, at least not from food.
He must have an iron stomach.
@@waxwinged_hound Just like my labradog, then. She eats cat shit for breakfast, chicken bones (cooked) for lunch, my neighbors slaughter waste for dinner and a fucking flip flop for supper.
so...the Rimac incident was due to excessive vegetarian diet, noted.
i like how james said during the diner "you gonna look a lot worse in a minute"
@@Its_Me_Romano so James can predict the future too. That's awesome.
That's why Vegies can't drive properly!!!!!
Jeremy : He won't have any energy to drive up the hill
Hammond - Didn't have any energy to use the break paddle
I’ve always thought those sausage baps Jezza & May eat before the hill climb look absolutely bloody amazing
Nice baps
Mouthwatering brown food and yellow sauce on it. YES
@@XavierBetoN oh yes. And brown drink.
@@Kal_El1994 Yep.. With that said, It also amazes me how Jezza eats everything with legs/wings/tails including bugs, without a second thought, but stays away from lettuce. A ture environmentalist, i must add.
Sausage, bread and tomato sauce. Onions if you're adventurous. Nothing beats it when you're drunk or tired and hungry.
the "okay, does anyone want a beer" and the "no" after May's "have you got some" gets me everytime
Hammond deserved a proper stabbing for that.😂
"That should be punishable by death." xD
4:01 "you are gunna look alot worse in a minute" unintended foreshadow from james
A lot is a two-word phrase.
Gonna* a lot* foreshadowing*
@@MartinWillett Thank you. Too many people write it as one word, and it makes me want to smack them with a dictionary. Same when people write "every time" as one word.
@@englishatheart Everytime alot
@@englishathearteverytime alot
The eating scenes always help show their character imo, really showed who they are. It allowed us to relate to them which Is part of the reason we loved these guys
Idk if it was Quentin Tarantino or another famous director, but they always have at least one scene with a character eating either to make them more relatable to the audience or show u the type of person they are, it's really cool. One example of the latter is milk. Milk is often used to portray innocence or the lack of such in who ever is drinking it.
"What's that?"
"Dragonflies."
"What does it taste like?"
"Like dragonflies."
Missed the shot of the bird inside the egg
Well...he's not wrong
NOOOO!! NOT SPARX!
“You’re in a bad temper cause you’re not drunk” - this man just summed up my entire life
Alcoholic 🎉
The deepfried spagbol is intriguing. But I'd chill each portion first, then flour & batter and fry. And it would need far, far more cheese than as shown. If, right out of the fryer, it could be well-Parmasean cheesed and served on a bed of the sauce bolognaise...
More cheese can improve ANY dish
@@thegrandtour Is that you Jezza?
Does this fella quote that from Gordon Ramsay or from anybody else?
Doesn't matter how you do it its DEEP FRIED SPAGHETTI. it's an affront against nature.
@@thesenate9564 Mmm...affront against nature, hot from the deep fryer, covered with a handful of finely grated Parmagiana Reggiano and served on a bed of hot Bolognaise, washed down with a decent California red from a plastic tumbler--
HOW DID JEREMY CLARKSON GET IN HERE?!?
Too bad they didn't show what was in the hard boiled eggs at the bug feast. They may have actually been the worst thing on the table.
Yeah I thought that too. They cut before the most disgusting bit
It was a dead fully formed bird in an egg
@@iceMarrow2000 oh I know. Duck fetuses.
@@iceMarrow2000 thanks for stating the obvious
Oh, they were! They were!
I like the fact that Jeremy can eat anything and not get scared.
Except salads
@@vincentxu8217 lmao
@@vincentxu8217 good
i can literally enjoy a six hours long podcast if it has these three lads
Clarkson: "You know what Pol Pot means?"
Hammond: "Bad menu?"
Jesus, that was quick, brilliant and hilarious at the same time!
“I love kippers, I love batter, I also love marshmallow and a nice pencil. But I don’t want them all in one big congealed lump”.
- Richard Hammond.
After years of living the high life in Top Gear, these guys have eaten the worst crap on earth which passes for food. I think this is the most entertaining part of The Grand Tour. You never see mister Willman on these trips and he makes them eat the worst foods ever. Hammond opening the egg and finding a hard boiled chicken and watching his reaction is possible the most satisfied I've been in 30 years. Thanks for the years of the most entertaining tv ever. I just want to add that I have wanted to try the Mongolian 4x4 trip ever since I saw it. I've watched that episode maybe 30 times. I'd take better food though.
Hard boiled duck but yes, can't believe they keep leaving out that time Clarkson cooked pho.
@@PolymurExcel Jeremy called it hard boiled eggs so I assumed chicken. I'd never eat hard boiled duck.
@@fourbypete dw. it's called balut in my country and I won't even touch that lmao
30 times? Get a life
Wilman is with them on every run he organizes the crew
From insects to innards jeremy and james are not afraid of local cuisine and I love that about them.
I've noticed some bizarre irony with Clarkson and Hammond. Clarkson has produced one of the best cooked meals in Top Gear/Grand Tour history and has also produced the worst cooked meal in Top Gear/Grand Tour history. Hammond has provided the most healthy meal (Salad in Switzerland) and the least healthy meal (Spaghetti McBolognese) lol
One of the most iconic comedy trios in decades
The three together just made the greatest program ever to air
4:05 Me eating my emergency snickers and drinking my emergency root beer at work after saying I was just grabbing a bottle of water
Engineer gaming
I've never met a fellow Scotsman that actually likes deep-fried Mars Bars. They're only for the tourists. Me and my friends use to make jokes of it. "The shit that they're willing to eat if we tell them it's part of the culture".
I do, Mars bars, snickers, twix.. pretty good, quite sickly though
You fry them in oil? Really? That's brilliant
Sounds more like statefair food
As someone from the north of England I’ve never had a fried mars bar before but I’ve been to a fish shop that sold fried pineapple and fried pickled eggs and onions, all of which was incredibly weird and not particularly good
"The shit that they're willing to eat if we tell them it's part of the culture" .. u dont need to make things up, havent you guys already got hagas?
"What do people talk about when they don't drink?"
"I dunno... Brexit?"
That one fucking killed me.
Fkin awesome 😂😂
4:50 Hamster’s sarcasm is really on point.
4:55 James: Shut up Hammond
Jeremy's ketchup-face is a great touch
1:06 Just so people know, Hammond's hat is an Akubra Snowy River purchased from the Elm of Burford, in the Cotswolds. If you're asking yourself how I know where he purchased it, it's easy: That's the only place in the UK that sells Akubra hats.
4:27 it’s all fun and games untile you recognize the white car
I wish they included richard opening the egg and screaming "AAA, ITS GOT A BIRD IN IT"
The Grand Tour is really a car show, mixed with a travel show and a food food.
Thanks for clearing that up Chris
Food food
Brown food 🤤
"What do people talk about when they dont drink"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
James *softly*: "Brexit?"
Hammond...... I don't like fish. I don't like curry. Yet I've seen an interview where he says he makes a monk fish curry. Definitely plays up his role as a fussy eater for comedy effect.
Maybe he just makes it for his wife and daughters cause they like fish but doesn’t eat it himself.
he might eat...a free range egg.
@@inibrius5380 I understood that reference
Tbf monk fish tastes and smells nothing like fish, it's closer to lobster meat than flaky fish
@@mikeoxmaul9386
I'm sure he has said he doesn't like crab either which is close to lobster.
James' 'Shut up Hammond' at 4:55 is so good.
What episode is that from
@@adlernelsen712 I think it’s the Past, Present, Future episode
For those of you too sheltered to know how to cook with fire. Start the fire let it burn down and use the hot coals and or embers scoop them away from the bottom and use that as your heat works magical
The Orangutan and the tortoise have a nice taste.
Hamster is just too American.....
you won't get as fat as we are, by being as picky as he is
I don't think eating insects equals to good food taste, let alone equal to "not being american."
@@commietearsdrinker deep frying spagpol is horrific.
I mean, Hammond is the only one willing to eat some fucking vegetables, and that's pretty unAmerican.
Wait...Jeremy was maybe on to something when he said that Hammond wouldn't "have the energy to drive up the hill."
Maybe Hammond's lack of brown food had caused him to pass after he crossed the finish line!
Given Clarkson's diet I'm surprised he hasn't kicked the bucket yet.
As a lover of spicy food, and coming from a culture of eating cow tongue and stomach, i would love to try those goose intestines
Go to Indonesia! We have all of them. All of them are deep fried, too.
@brainkrieg1423 absolutely. A little hard to prepare, but get it right and it's the best thing ever. I'm Asian, we get them sliced. Imagine my joy when I found that they do lengua tacos lol
I love when Jeremy and Richard get drunk on the beach and Richard is trying to remember the Bear Grills tagline 😂😂
Those ration packs are ancient! Haven't the "biscuits, fruit" for ages. Still better than "biscuits, brown"
As an italian, I'm more concerned hammond put the spaghetti in the water BEFORE the water in question was boiling, than i was when he gave it the "scottish" touch.
"You're having a bad time because you're not drunk" - story of my life.
aw man you ddint show the aftermath of Hammond cracking open the "boiled egg" as he discovers it isn't one
Anything, these three men are doing, no matter how silly and stupid it maybe, it's always great to watch them. They're absolutely brilliant 👏 👌
“I know people who eat this stuff. You know who they are?
Women.”
The three funniest guys from Europe right here.
3:21
The look of pure disgust on his face is the best part
How was he not cancelled by that line alone??
@@masternoob9673 well, I think it's cause it's blatantly not true, easily disprovable, and clearly intended as sarcasm. I mean, he's married with two daughters (iirc?) and they're not all leaf-munchers right?
And remember, as long as it's way funnier than it is offensive to the average person regardless of gender, disposition, etc, then it passes the rule of comedy. Can't be hideously upset and laughing uproariously at the same time.
@@masternoob9673 Why should someone get cancelled for a harmless and hilarious joke? Did sarcasm hurt your feelings that much? 😂😂
"Rubber hose pipe......coated in napalm" cracked me tf up xD
10:01 That banana tree collapsing after Jeremy pulled it with him saying "shiiiiittt" while the calm nature documentary music plays in the background caught me off guard 💀
Richard: I don't like *[insert food here]*
Lessons for today, don't let Clarkson make dinner or any food 😂
Clarkson made a Pho in the Seamen episode that looked pretty good.
apart from pho
the pho looks good
Lesson: don’t let Hammond decide what to eat.
@@djdndn-km9bz 😂😂😂
I can hear an italian screaming when the scene from 2:10 comes
HOW could you cut out the bit where hammond peals open the egg?! That's the best part of that whole bit!
“Shut up Hammond” always gets me 😂😂😂😂
Worst thing about ration packs was the "just add water Muesli". It had milk powder already in it and specified an amount of water to dilute the milk properly.
The issue was, there was no measuring equipment provided, so you either ended up with chunky milk or white water...
They really need to do a food show
James May did one
So that's why hammond crashed the rimac ..he was starving lol
"I don't eat dragonflies"
"Have you ever tried them?"
"Nobody eats dragonflies"
Well it seems Jeremy and James eat dragonflies at least 😅
Now I know why Jeremy is dragging Richard into starvation with exotic food throughout the series after that Scottish treatment.
“When I walked over here I saw athletes”
“Shut up Hammond”
4:52
Slayed me.
I can't decide whether the deep fried spaghetti bolognaise is an abomination or I want one...
One doesn't cancel the other out...
It's an abomination.
I'd love to try one
@@timothydraper3687 it's better than putting ketchup on French fries or pasta.
aka 10 minutes of hammond being a picky eater
Well james and jezza were the ones staring at vegtables
Glad to see hamster got over his fish assessment in massive hunt
they had the chance to eat the best n most exotic food in the world..makes me hungry watching this
“it looks like cat sick”
best quote
“Are breams, fish?”
“No Hammond, they’re cows”
Deep fried delicacies make me want to eat again, even after I'm full from my dinner an hour ago.
Jeremy:
*eats dragonflies*
James: What do they taste like?
Jeremy:Dragonflies.
Yeah I watched the same video
Consider this, a courtesy to motion-sick lvl3 people..
As an Italian I had a heart attack when I saw those spaghetti cooked that way.
As distinct to having a heart attack after eating it?
Imagine trying to "as a [nationality], that food isn't how I would do it" a show like this. Could you have picked a place where people could possibly give less of a shit?
He ruined a perfectly good spaghetti 🍝😔
Honestly bro, nobody cares. People take inspiration from other countries all the time, and customises it to their own taste. It's only food and not irreplaceable piece of art like statue of David. Italians and their pretentious attitude to their dishes being slightly different somewhere else is annoying AF. "You replaced the garlic with shallot?!?!? That's not a real bolognese REEEEE".
@@Strangleyourfriend You know… you’re not italian, you’ll never understand.
The concerning thing about those ration packs is the fact that packs with "Biscuits fruit" haven't been made in over a decade 😅
Essentially they were reformulated after Afghanistan revealed the previous packs were terrible in the heat (chocolate bars, pate, mouth drying biscuits)
3:19 Clarkson looks like he’s gonna kill Hammond 😂
2:38 And around here Hamster declared his hatred of italian people everywhere
What a great show I think no one can compete with y’all keep going 👍
"tougher hate than usual" is my new favourite thing to say 🤣
9:56 “I point at a thing. Richard walks through a shop. And James has some bananas.”
"Out of what, mountains?" Made me giggle a lot 5:33
In the Philippines the "hard boil egg" Richard Hammond opened is called "Balut"
Why haven't you shown when jeremy Richard and james were eating snacks after jeremy said back to the tent
It would be awesome to see them Vs "Gino, Gordon and Fred" 🤔 race as teams from A to B and find/cook best possible foods!
4:55 a well deserved shut up to be honest. Brown food brown drink, calories, don't disturb me. I am enjoying and I shall enjoy it 🤣🤣🤣
4:05 “🅱️rown food… 🅱️rown drink…”
Hammond looks like a mini Hugh Jackman / wolverine
Would love to see these 3 do the food challenge on I’m a celebrity
love how the fishes head chucked into the buggy and fell under the seat, reckon its still there 🤣
Clarkson: Youre in a bad temper because you’re not drunk
Clarkson eating dragonflies and water beetles but turning his nose at lettuce is so on brand for him
even watching them breating together would be entertaining
Fried Spag Bol, 60 Million Italians cry out and have a national week of mourning
“My rocks are hot.” - Richard Hammond
Nah the thing that got me was hammonds face when he was deep frying the spag bol🤣🤣
Nobody @3:18 :
Clarkson: looks Hammond with utter hatred
Hamond: are you eating a Tarantula.. ?
Clarkson: it's a Dragonfly ....
May: what does it taste like?
Clarkson: Dragonflies.....
Thanks guys for loosing my appetite.
You didn’t see the inside of the eggs yet
@@ryanmann1416 lemme guess, a 3/4 done bird
7:36 “thats a dragonfly”
“Whats it taste like”
“Dragonfly”
This cracks me up every time 😭
“That’s challenging “ lmao!
Watching this is like a holiday for my eyes.
Where's Jeremy cooking on the boat in seamen scene?
Clarkson's Pho?
Lettuce leaves is the reason the rimac burnt to a crisp (well done Hammond with your poncey diet) 🙃
I just realised that I have the same favourite meal as Jeremy and that makes me really happy
Whenever they went touring in the Third World they probably packed cornflakes for Hammond to eat.
Maybe it's because I'm a Scottish-American but I would _absolutely_ try Spaghetti McBolognese
This trio is just the best. Never gonna get TV this good again.