Hammond, Clarkson and May Go Shopping Compilation

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  • @matussa
    @matussa 2 роки тому +2873

    Jeremy and James shopping = old married couple
    Jeremy and Richard = mischievous teenagers
    Richard and James = two hungover blokes

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 роки тому +269

      All three of them: Slightly crazed gang of middle-aged teenagers

    • @EzraEel05
      @EzraEel05 Рік тому +34

      Both these comments are true lol

    • @RAKESH-xw9xm
      @RAKESH-xw9xm Рік тому +11

      All 3 comments here are true lol

    • @zacharyhicks6237
      @zacharyhicks6237 9 місяців тому +6

      All five of these commments are false. Who will you ask your question to to pass through the door?

    • @theburpman8006
      @theburpman8006 8 місяців тому +2

      That is actually true

  • @_KaiTheGamer_
    @_KaiTheGamer_ 4 роки тому +6977

    "It's a bottle opener!?"
    "IT OPENS *BEER* !"
    "WE WANT THEM!"

  • @JessidGallardo
    @JessidGallardo 4 роки тому +4672

    "Scrapie scrapie, brushie brushie"
    I love that

    • @nothajzl
      @nothajzl 4 роки тому +45

      Useless info: i watched that episode for the first time yesterday (and today i see that bit in a compilation)

    • @thurnishaley1481
      @thurnishaley1481 4 роки тому +10

      Apti Newim what episode is that

    • @nickgarfield6873
      @nickgarfield6873 4 роки тому +30

      @@thurnishaley1481 series 22 episode 6

    • @thurnishaley1481
      @thurnishaley1481 4 роки тому +7

      Nick Garfield thanks my guy

    • @foraminuteforaminute4056
      @foraminuteforaminute4056 3 роки тому +2

      For some reason that sounds naughty.

  • @Joentac
    @Joentac 4 роки тому +3323

    "do you have an expensive aunt?."
    - *James May.*

    • @bonelesspizza5545
      @bonelesspizza5545 4 роки тому +88

      that's a subtitle problem, he nailed it.

    • @petertaylor4980
      @petertaylor4980 4 роки тому +71

      That was Hammond, and although it may have sounded like cara tía it was obvious that he was asking for a carretilla.

    • @theepicosityofpizza
      @theepicosityofpizza 3 роки тому +41

      Also technically "expensive aunt" should be tía cara not cara tía

    • @swedish_vikings
      @swedish_vikings 3 роки тому +13

      But where is your legs tho?

    • @guillermoirigoin2647
      @guillermoirigoin2647 3 роки тому +6

      "Caratia" to lift your cara tía

  • @thy1nz
    @thy1nz 4 роки тому +9585

    Watching them doing random thing is really entertaining for me

    • @dariogrosse5053
      @dariogrosse5053 4 роки тому +186

      Because this trio is just perfect

    • @iz723
      @iz723 4 роки тому +79

      Don't thank ppl for likes. It's pathetic

    • @OhHeBustin
      @OhHeBustin 4 роки тому +46

      @@iz723 lol he changed it back lol

    • @iz723
      @iz723 4 роки тому +98

      @@OhHeBustin good, he's learning

    • @bentonlott6272
      @bentonlott6272 4 роки тому +30

      I think its entertaining for a lot of people hence the 20 years of them doing random thing on television...

  • @wilfstor3078
    @wilfstor3078 3 роки тому +2686

    1:09 as a Canadian, watching two brits getting lost with all the cool stuff that you don't need at Canadian Tire makes me laugh.

    • @Thedarkside379
      @Thedarkside379 2 роки тому +130

      Are you suggesting that you don't need a bottle Opener?? 😮

    • @arandomsupra
      @arandomsupra 2 роки тому +116

      It opens beer

    • @cinnamonrollypoly
      @cinnamonrollypoly 2 роки тому +171

      You do, in fact, need a "brushy brushy" with your "scrapy scrapy", lol.

    • @Ctofer93
      @Ctofer93 2 роки тому +30

      @@Thedarkside379 most Canadians already have a few on their person at all times. ;P

    • @mrcoolize
      @mrcoolize 2 роки тому +18

      @@Ctofer93 at least 3 in the car even in summer

  • @colintosh5417
    @colintosh5417 4 роки тому +20033

    If Clarkson and May split up who gets custody of Hammond?

    • @sandasturner9529
      @sandasturner9529 4 роки тому +792

      Underrated comment

    • @colintosh5417
      @colintosh5417 4 роки тому +310

      @@sandasturner9529 tell me about it some people just simply ask for a like and get thousands I can see why you got a highlighted reply cos you made a really good point, I like what you have got to say for yourself

    • @sandasturner9529
      @sandasturner9529 4 роки тому +52

      Thanks

    • @ismaeel5051
      @ismaeel5051 4 роки тому +71

      @@colintosh5417 LMAO

    • @nht2071994
      @nht2071994 4 роки тому +591

      The Stig will keep Hammond

  • @AlekWheeler
    @AlekWheeler 3 роки тому +1035

    The fact Hammond actually does buy the “chair” May and Clarkson mock him for buying as a chair...brilliant.

    • @TkoPunches
      @TkoPunches 3 роки тому +8

      It's scripted, mate.

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart Рік тому +4

      ​@jakanz No one said it wasn't funny, mate. But op seems to think it authentically happened like that.

    • @LASAGNA_LARRY
      @LASAGNA_LARRY Рік тому +23

      The entirety of Top Gear is scripted. They laughed they’re asses off when they won a British TV award for “best unscripted show”. Still the GOAT comedy show from BBC.

  • @kael2450
    @kael2450 4 роки тому +6808

    "Theres no point paying for Daffodils, you can just go nick those from a roundabout" LOL

    • @keiztrat9109
      @keiztrat9109 4 роки тому +72

      Exactly lmao

    • @heartless604
      @heartless604 4 роки тому +182

      The council wants to know your location 😂

    • @FarmYardGaming
      @FarmYardGaming 4 роки тому +11

      Smort

    • @theconfusedllama
      @theconfusedllama 4 роки тому +79

      Or you could find other flowers on an accident-prone highway

    • @N4rkoza
      @N4rkoza 4 роки тому +30

      The Confused Llama theyre already arranged in a beautiful bouquet too!

  • @Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire
    @Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire 4 роки тому +469

    7:56 I guarantee he wasn't checking. He went off to tell his mate an idiot's arrived, chat for 5 minutes and come back to say they have no gorgonzola because they're a garden centre

    • @robbutterill1426
      @robbutterill1426 3 роки тому +37

      @McFlickers the lads boss: “come on harry, what have we told told you about smoking weed at work😂”

  • @nutshot_brawler8466
    @nutshot_brawler8466 4 роки тому +1706

    A trio so talented that they can make even shopping entertaining to watch

  • @ghrfuidos
    @ghrfuidos 3 роки тому +490

    Seasons & episodes
    0:00 s19e1
    0:22 s19e5
    0:56 s9e5
    1:09 s22e8
    1:35 s12e8
    2:02 s22e3
    2:22 the grand tour s1e8
    3:27 the grand tour s2e5
    3:55 s9e1
    4:00 s14e6
    4:27 s16e1
    5:01 s22e2
    5:16 s21e3
    5:35 s21e7
    5:51 the grand tour s4e1
    6:31 s11e4
    6:51 s17e2
    7:00 s19e6
    7:52 top ground gear force
    8:23 s21e1
    8:41 s12e6

  • @lawman977
    @lawman977 4 роки тому +7124

    It’s a bottle opener
    Their faces when they realize.
    It’s a bottle opener!
    It open beer!

    • @mrcrayola2013
      @mrcrayola2013 4 роки тому +13

      do you know what episode it is

    • @vincenthoehlich
      @vincenthoehlich 4 роки тому +90

      @@mrcrayola2013 It's Series 22, Episode 6.

    • @lawman977
      @lawman977 4 роки тому +6

      @YourAverageHuman I now have 1.4K my good sir

    • @petrified1999
      @petrified1999 4 роки тому +2

      What a god

    • @colintosh5417
      @colintosh5417 4 роки тому +2

      My mate can honestly open beer bottles with his teeth, he does it with his back tooth or molar

  • @QueenofTNT
    @QueenofTNT 3 роки тому +876

    There’s something weirdly adorable about watching Hammond react to the lady handing him a taser. He looks like a little kid carrying a foam weapon but more dangerous cause he’s fully grown and armed

    • @bierbestie4936
      @bierbestie4936 2 роки тому +29

      You mean grown up in mind right? Cause physically he isn't

    • @robertfreeman7803
      @robertfreeman7803 2 роки тому +1

      What episode was that from?

    • @covb2615
      @covb2615 2 роки тому

      @@robertfreeman7803 Grand Tour Seamen

    • @asianhooman2111
      @asianhooman2111 2 роки тому +1

      @@justcows7772 i thought he's 165 (5'5), because his IMDb wrote that

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 роки тому

      Timestamp?

  • @alc-d4163
    @alc-d4163 4 роки тому +4210

    Hammond: "Can I have Cod 'n' Chips 75 times please?"
    Shop Owner: *Sweats Nervously*

    • @lavistalimited4747
      @lavistalimited4747 4 роки тому +17

      Snack?

    • @reubenbell1980
      @reubenbell1980 4 роки тому +2

      @nope not me Have*

    • @PoxMuffin
      @PoxMuffin 3 роки тому +96

      I used to work in a holiday park fish and chip shop and I had an order that was pretty similar to that the bill came out to about 800 quid xD

    • @Alexander_l322
      @Alexander_l322 3 роки тому +28

      So the shop owner should start saying cod and chips 75 times over 🤣

    • @unitedforever9291
      @unitedforever9291 3 роки тому +9

      Good old holiday park chippy..... literally a handful of chips with a strip of.batter on the top 😂

  • @adrianvg12
    @adrianvg12 3 роки тому +890

    The translation of “carretilla” (wheelbarrow) as “expensive aunt” (cara tía) killed me 😂

    • @robbutterill1426
      @robbutterill1426 3 роки тому +18

      it is so similar😂 do you have an aunt

    • @strawberrypencl
      @strawberrypencl 2 роки тому +1

      Is the double L in carratilla pronounced as Ls like in English or Ys like in Spanish? Idk what language it is lol

    • @GoobGloop
      @GoobGloop 2 роки тому +10

      @@strawberrypencl it pronounced like a y

    • @TheRuddster95
      @TheRuddster95 2 роки тому +4

      @@strawberrypencl yeah it's Spanish lol

    • @kiramutoujaeger
      @kiramutoujaeger 2 роки тому +1

      How to pronounce that word?

  • @gbmgaming
    @gbmgaming 4 роки тому +5353

    Clarkson: ranting about Europeans haggling
    *Cuts to Hammond haggling*

    • @bigbang1331
      @bigbang1331 4 роки тому +136

      He dropped by 50 too

    • @janis7077
      @janis7077 4 роки тому +291

      @@bigbang1331 That's how you're supposed to do it, if you're clearly a foreigner in South East Asia the price will probably be at least 3x higher than it should be.

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 4 роки тому +118

      @@janis7077
      Clarkson complains it was haggling over ONE dollar!
      He didn't care, that's barely pocket change to him... XD

    • @angela.luntian
      @angela.luntian 4 роки тому +64

      @@PerfectAlibi1 man might have larger wallets but 20 pounds is still 20 pounds

    • @guyfieri148
      @guyfieri148 3 роки тому +45

      @@angela.luntian I ain't gay but £20 is £20

  • @MartHommes
    @MartHommes 4 роки тому +477

    James: Talks foreign language so the guy can understand
    Guy that can actually speak English: I do not understand

  • @meatballg8655
    @meatballg8655 4 роки тому +2327

    hammond would be terrible in a survival situation, realises that he should be able to carry his entire setup on his back so that he can move around a lot but won't be able to eat anything he finds in the wild because it wasn't one of the three things he actually eats

    • @nivyan
      @nivyan 4 роки тому +111

      Hammond loves having overnight picnics. In actual survival, he definitely gives off the impression of being terrible.

    • @batt3ryac1d
      @batt3ryac1d 3 роки тому +111

      Also he'd run out of gin 2 days in and just end it all.

    • @tiko4621
      @tiko4621 3 роки тому +21

      May would be the ultimate survivor

    • @killagamez4619
      @killagamez4619 3 роки тому +18

      Adapt - Improvise - Survive

    • @kaitlyngarner740
      @kaitlyngarner740 3 роки тому +67

      Remember when he got stuck in the canadian Rockies for 4 days because Jeremy and James took forever rescuing him because they didn't get a flight until the next day, slept off the jet lag, went shopping and stayed another night in a hotel? He tried to do the survival stuff but half of it didn't work. At least he got a fire going and built a rudimentary shelter that wasn't the tent

  • @lightningbuster
    @lightningbuster 4 роки тому +974

    "I don't mean Gorgonzola do I? That's a cheese."

    • @andrewvanhalen1984
      @andrewvanhalen1984 4 роки тому +120

      Gonorrhea

    • @ConnorRK-nk8rg
      @ConnorRK-nk8rg 4 роки тому +36

      @@andrewvanhalen1984 Do you have any syphilis?

    • @TomorrowWeLive
      @TomorrowWeLive 4 роки тому +5

      My favourite bit

    • @gius4real415
      @gius4real415 4 роки тому +1

      Which episode is that? So funny

    • @ConnorRK-nk8rg
      @ConnorRK-nk8rg 4 роки тому +2

      @@gius4real415 It's the special they did for Sport Relief called 'Top Gear Ground Force'

  • @TheClapton2
    @TheClapton2 4 роки тому +1177

    Jeremy: "Just pay the price!"
    Man seilling the JAAAG belt: "Yeeaash"

    • @FauxNoir
      @FauxNoir 4 роки тому +3

      I dont recognize that clip or the related footage what episode is it from?

    • @anzumatsuri2181
      @anzumatsuri2181 4 роки тому

      Charlie In The Bushes. The grand tour s4, seamen special

    • @failtolawl
      @failtolawl 4 роки тому

      @@FauxNoir they are in laos

    • @Band-maid-fan101
      @Band-maid-fan101 4 роки тому

      Cambodia

  • @unknownvariable7714
    @unknownvariable7714 2 роки тому +56

    I love how Clarkson and May are just fascinated and joyful when they find out the sunglasses are also beer openers.

  • @kyl3644
    @kyl3644 4 роки тому +2848

    Jeremy in what would've possibly been a called 'Social-Distancing Vehicle' nowadays

    • @dutesei
      @dutesei 4 роки тому +7

      Lmao

    • @sirchaozz
      @sirchaozz 4 роки тому +59

      ye i thought the same thing, i bet that shit would even sell these days.. or well atleast in america

    • @Blueflag04
      @Blueflag04 4 роки тому +6

      that would sell well

    • @retrospace2150
      @retrospace2150 4 роки тому +9

      The all new JC SDV

    • @Jeffers421
      @Jeffers421 4 роки тому

      I came here looking for this comment

  • @chelnahtheegghead
    @chelnahtheegghead 2 роки тому +148

    6:43 Jeremy saying, “HIV what?” never fails to get me. 😂

    • @baggie_woodman
      @baggie_woodman 8 місяців тому +2

      Ha ha I've never noticed that one before!

    • @Crroow
      @Crroow 4 місяці тому +4

      When he's done shopping, sit in the garden surrounded by his gonorrhea plants

  • @PeterIsStinkyy
    @PeterIsStinkyy 3 роки тому +103

    "this is the sort of thing hammond would think is a chair!" *cuts to hammond sitting on it* Hammond: yeah!

  • @x5digi
    @x5digi 4 роки тому +177

    It really shows how good these guys were together when the new top gear has to create big jaw-dropping stunts to get viewers, while these guys just walk round a store and people find it more entertaining

    • @hafsa.90
      @hafsa.90 2 роки тому +14

      Exactly... the new show and the American version are sooooo boring. I couldn't finish one episode and just gave up. I used to watch this religiously

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 Рік тому +4

      Yeah, the only clip I've watched from the new Top Gear is the one where they race an F-35 Lightning II in a McLaren Speedtail. Spoilers: the F-35 won

  • @chris-hayes
    @chris-hayes 4 роки тому +178

    8:09 "There's no point in paying for daffodils, you can just nick those from a roundabout" 😂

    • @bmstylee
      @bmstylee 6 місяців тому

      The town council has entered the chat

  • @no_one01-5
    @no_one01-5 3 роки тому +338

    Imagine having a nice shopping spree and while you walk out of the store, you see Jeremy Clarkson driving towards you on something that can only be described as an anorexic Dalek.

    • @cristalmewtwo4160
      @cristalmewtwo4160 2 роки тому

      Or a midget in a de-weaponised tank

    • @FarmYardGaming
      @FarmYardGaming 3 місяці тому +1

      imagine doing your weekly shop and finding a fiesta being chaded by a corvette lmao

  • @reececameron5070
    @reececameron5070 4 роки тому +1341

    I bought James a present!
    *drives out of Ann Summers*

    • @reececameron5070
      @reececameron5070 4 роки тому +29

      Corey Barton Nah mate

    • @osprey5611
      @osprey5611 4 роки тому +8

      @OutFoxingFoxysOrder hes got guys for that

    • @skydiamsteam6005
      @skydiamsteam6005 4 роки тому

      OutFoxingFoxysOrder Kim Jong-Un Twitter yes

    • @trueaussie3097
      @trueaussie3097 3 роки тому

      Yeah we all seen

    • @reececameron5070
      @reececameron5070 3 роки тому +2

      @@trueaussie3097 well I’m actually partially blind in 1 eye, so that’s strictly not true

  • @kisumiri
    @kisumiri 3 роки тому +61

    I love their reactions to the bottle opener
    "It opens beer!"
    "We want them!"

  • @greatwesternproductions2857
    @greatwesternproductions2857 4 роки тому +1800

    I’d quite like to see a James May intellect compilation in the future some day.

    • @MatrixGuardians99
      @MatrixGuardians99 4 роки тому +18

      I can't wait for it. It'll the best video for when ya can't fall asleep

    • @LJC944
      @LJC944 4 роки тому

      What’s that?

    • @greatwesternproductions2857
      @greatwesternproductions2857 4 роки тому +29

      LiamCassell When he just applies logic and thinking so he can build his shed properly without getting the wrong screws in the wrong holes.

    • @LJC944
      @LJC944 4 роки тому +1

      Great Western Productions2857 ohhh ye should be good

    • @dunlop9161
      @dunlop9161 4 роки тому +2

      Great Western Productions2857 JUST, BU-, BUILD THE SHED

  • @elainagilbert7663
    @elainagilbert7663 Рік тому +22

    1:21 was like watching an elderly couple shop together.

  • @senseisoup2655
    @senseisoup2655 4 роки тому +2985

    This first "car" that he makes, is perfect for our quarentine!
    Edit: thanx for the likes homies!

    • @grantkruger3689
      @grantkruger3689 4 роки тому +35

      I came here to say just that XD

    • @roysaladbar5272
      @roysaladbar5272 4 роки тому +17

      It’s a p45

    • @Frank15982
      @Frank15982 4 роки тому +5

      Pandemic special

    • @grantkruger3689
      @grantkruger3689 4 роки тому +15

      @@Frank15982 Top Gear or Grand Tour should do a Quarantine Special :)

    • @RC-nv6rc
      @RC-nv6rc 4 роки тому +4

      he knew it was coming.......

  • @jamieeedden777
    @jamieeedden777 3 роки тому +42

    The chemistry Hammond may and Clarkson have is amazing won't ever get a trio like this 3 on TV again always wanted to meet the 3 of them

  • @Recessio
    @Recessio 4 роки тому +341

    You missed one scene - one of the early £1000 car challenges, James is fixing his jag at a petrol station in the rain. Richard doesn't buy James a chcolate bar as "it'll get all wet"

    • @evantra1761
      @evantra1761 4 роки тому +13

      And when they buy the cheese in the Alfa challenge

    • @36hhchebs60
      @36hhchebs60 3 роки тому +7

      Also when James bought a cushion for his yellow Aston Martin and when the 3 of them had to drive to work in open top track cars and they stopped to buy winter clothes.

  • @jackbauer4762
    @jackbauer4762 3 роки тому +73

    Jeremy thinking a random Vietnamese taylor knows who Johnathon Ross is and that's he's getting fat always cracks me up

  • @galaxyfallen
    @galaxyfallen 4 роки тому +503

    One thing about Canada, everything has a bottle opener. My charger in my car has a bottle opener

    • @drunk_famasmf5135
      @drunk_famasmf5135 4 роки тому +17

      For a bottles of sirup or, like, wine?

    • @matgof03
      @matgof03 4 роки тому +22

      @@drunk_famasmf5135 beer

    • @handlesarefeckinstupid
      @handlesarefeckinstupid 4 роки тому +30

      Canadians are very practical people.

    • @Mondoblasto0
      @Mondoblasto0 4 роки тому +22

      In the hotel I worked at, there are metal bottle openers screwed into the vertical panel set beneath the bathroom sink, so all you have to do is reach into the bathroom from the doorway with the bottle into the opener and pop the cap off, and the cap can fall into the bathroom garbage can sitting underneath.

    • @galaxyfallen
      @galaxyfallen 4 роки тому +16

      Mondoblasto0 i used to work with an auctioneer and he had a bottle opener that dropped the cap into a plinko machine thing, and if it landed in the centre box you had to chug your beer and open a new one

  • @EleanorPeterson
    @EleanorPeterson 4 роки тому +169

    I'm seeing some Comments from Canadian peeps saying that you DO need a brush on your car windscreen ice-scraper thingy. This is because Canadian drivers contend with proper snow in a proper winter that has predictably ghastly weather for several weeks or even months at a time.
    Canadian snow is the real thing and tends to be powdery and fluffy and often very, very deep. When your car has a thick coating of decent snow, a brush is a good thing to have in the boot. A plastic shovel's handy, too.
    But the Brit boys think in terms of British snow. Have you seen British snow? The changeable weather means that it falls, melts, freezes, thaws, falls, melts, falls, thaws, falls, melts, and freezes again, all within the hour. What you find on your car is not 'snow'; it's a three-inch thick duvet filled with frosty porridge. It's slush. It's ice. It's sky vomit.
    You can't brush it. You can't scrape it. You can't shift it. The best thing to do is to wait 5 minutes for that morning's winter to turn into a glorious summer's day. That'll last until lunchtime, whereupon winter will return and another couple of inches of horrible wet sludge will fall.
    Keeping a car clear is bad enough, but the roads and railways are even worse because nothing hangs around long enough to be dealt with!

  • @hayosiko9119
    @hayosiko9119 4 роки тому +1057

    Im waiting for the opening or closing doors compilation

    • @niksv4165
      @niksv4165  4 роки тому +134

      😂 I like the idea I'll look into it

    • @cirocciroc
      @cirocciroc 4 роки тому +21

      In the right one! It was my favorite one!
      ua-cam.com/video/feevDGNlAys/v-deo.html

  • @roowut
    @roowut 4 роки тому +25

    the genuine look of happiness from hammond when he sees the taser

  • @Yuaaaur
    @Yuaaaur 4 роки тому +134

    If they done a show where they just buy random stuff, I’d still watch it

  • @OMEGa3FattyAcid100
    @OMEGa3FattyAcid100 4 роки тому +154

    5:38 swear to god, Jeremy Clarkson always gets his hands on the most weirdest thing anywhere on earth.
    She is gracefully speaking to him while he is shocked. So wonderful.

  • @marty6779
    @marty6779 3 роки тому +19

    6:29
    That's an expression that says "I'm gonna use this on Clarkson later!"

  • @iXlnte
    @iXlnte 2 роки тому +21

    1:59 I love when Jeremy jokes about a Hommonds size using objects!
    This one was funny, but the funniest one is that from Argentine/Chile when he bought him a newborn-size wool one piece!😂

  • @killstacy8088
    @killstacy8088 4 роки тому +90

    Never in my life would i imagine i'd find myself entertained at a video of 3 men shopping

  • @Trija204
    @Trija204 3 роки тому +48

    Only these 3 legends can make something as boring as shopping funny and enjoyable.

  • @benzzodude
    @benzzodude 4 роки тому +376

    “Eventually I bought a present for James *drives out of Ann Summers*” Hmm, I wonder what he bought lol

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 4 роки тому +6

      hmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @Sandbar3D
      @Sandbar3D 4 роки тому

      @James Harding Nice.

    • @zrspangle
      @zrspangle 4 роки тому

      @James Harding I can't imagine the smoking you got

    • @zrspangle
      @zrspangle 4 роки тому

      @James Harding Mile 10, let's do it again ;)

    • @adrielsebastian5216
      @adrielsebastian5216 3 роки тому +1

      @@80n3y4rd which James is surprisingly good at

  • @JMUDoc
    @JMUDoc Рік тому +7

    It's the fact that they leave the tags on all the clothes they buy that ALWAYS creases me🤣🤣

  • @joshkirkham4281
    @joshkirkham4281 4 роки тому +116

    “No they’ll love it, Enid Blyton used to rub herself with it”😂

  • @TheHorusTapes
    @TheHorusTapes 4 роки тому +415

    Rule.1: Don't give Hammond a taser, EVER.
    Rule.2: Don't let Hammond be the dominant presenter, EVER.
    And rule.3: Don't let Hammond go to shops, EVER.

    • @corinpaterson1786
      @corinpaterson1786 4 роки тому +13

      This is underrated and you only said this a few hours ago!! You need more likes, they shouldn't let Hammond do anything without adult supervision 😂😂😂

    • @MyGamer125
      @MyGamer125 4 роки тому +32

      Rule 4: Don't let Hammond drive an expensive car, EVER.

    • @disposable_income_andy
      @disposable_income_andy 3 роки тому +9

      Don't let Hammond be alone, EVER.

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 роки тому +5

      Rule six: Don't let Hammond near any helicopters, EVER.

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle 2 роки тому +5

      @@JetFalcon710 And boats, though frankly that goes for all three of them.

  • @WhatIMakeIsRandom
    @WhatIMakeIsRandom 4 роки тому +121

    “Gorgonzo- no, gonorrhoea.”

  • @cherries4life387
    @cherries4life387 Рік тому +8

    Love that delivery of "you'd never know" (5:07) So sarcastic.

  • @N-GinAndTonicTM
    @N-GinAndTonicTM 3 роки тому +82

    "It's a bottle opener!"
    "It opens beer!"
    "Yes, we want them!"
    I don't think I've ever seen them move that quickly to buy something before.

  • @CucumberpatchAddict
    @CucumberpatchAddict 3 роки тому +19

    This comp looks like a coherent narrative, i wish there were a second part where they just build a cozy home together out of all these items

  • @bumblebee__
    @bumblebee__ 4 роки тому +129

    "HIV what?"

  • @matthewhopkins666
    @matthewhopkins666 3 роки тому +11

    Even the Vietnamese shop assistant girl laughs when Clarkson brings in the tiny suit for Hammond.

  • @beezerboy4152
    @beezerboy4152 4 роки тому +77

    “Can I have cod and chips, _75 times”_

  • @playboijj12
    @playboijj12 3 роки тому +12

    3:23 bro these guys are family for knowing each other so well!

  • @danielyeroshalmi7492
    @danielyeroshalmi7492 4 роки тому +59

    "it opens bottles" "ill take your entire inventory"

    • @elitesucka
      @elitesucka 3 роки тому +1

      Believe on the LORD Jesus Christ for eternal life, he is the way, and the truth, and the life. Be washed by Jesus Christ today and obtain the Holy Spirit which shall guide you into all truth. Jesus Christ died for the sins of the whole word and no one is perfect but Jesus Christ, the one who came in the flesh, and arose from the dead, and now lives for ever. To be saved and to live for ever is only done by believing on the Son of God as the Saviour and LORD, no work is necessary to be saved. This eternal life which God shall give you can never be taken away by anyone! It is the gift of eternal life. Call today on the name of Jesus, and be saved. Pray to the only wise God, and ask him to save you, tell him that you believe in him.
      1611 King James Version Bible
      Ephesians 2:8-9 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.
      1611 King James Version Bible
      John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. .

  • @WashedAMVs
    @WashedAMVs 2 роки тому +5

    The quick cut in and out at 3:56 is everything

  • @greatsayain
    @greatsayain 4 роки тому +240

    Speaking as a Canadian, you do need a brush.

    • @WeMuckAround
      @WeMuckAround 3 роки тому +12

      Spent last winter in Winnipeg. Can confirm the brush is essential

    • @es0x
      @es0x 3 роки тому +4

      Lol always fun when you get in your car and it’s an igloo because there was 2 feet of snow overnight

    • @houdin654jeff
      @houdin654jeff 3 роки тому +2

      But do you need brushy brushy to go with your scrapy scrapy? Are both necessary, I guess I’m asking... or can you make do with just one and Jeremy made the wrong choice?

    • @greatsayain
      @greatsayain 3 роки тому +3

      @@houdin654jeff yes you need both. You need the brush to get rid of big piles of snow on top of your car and the scraper to remove ice from the windows.

    • @Jawsjawsjawsrg
      @Jawsjawsjawsrg 3 роки тому +1

      As a Minnesotan, I can concur with you analysis.

  • @bonafide_idiot
    @bonafide_idiot 3 роки тому +16

    One of the biggest mysteries on Earth is how their cameramen don't constantly laugh their asses off around them.
    That would be some iron-willed training.

  • @pandumiharja6769
    @pandumiharja6769 4 роки тому +73

    Where is your leg?
    I'm dead of laughing

    • @Blueflag04
      @Blueflag04 4 роки тому

      same

    • @joermnyc
      @joermnyc 4 роки тому +13

      They missed the next line, “Ya zaiim vashi souvenieri.” [I want to eat your souvenirs]

    • @elitesucka
      @elitesucka 3 роки тому +1

      Believe on the LORD Jesus Christ for eternal life, he is the way, and the truth, and the life. Be washed by Jesus Christ today and obtain the Holy Spirit which shall guide you into all truth. Jesus Christ died for the sins of the whole word and no one is perfect but Jesus Christ, the one who came in the flesh, and arose from the dead, and now lives for ever. To be saved and to live for ever is only done by believing on the Son of God as the Saviour and LORD, no work is necessary to be saved. This eternal life which God shall give you can never be taken away by anyone! It is the gift of eternal life. Call today on the name of Jesus, and be saved. Pray to the only wise God, and ask him to save you, tell him that you believe in him.
      1611 King James Version Bible
      Ephesians 2:8-9 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.
      1611 King James Version Bible
      John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. ..

  • @Themotivationcollector
    @Themotivationcollector 4 роки тому +28

    Everybody gangsta until the grand tour team start driving cars and tanks into the shopping centre

  • @adeels97
    @adeels97 4 роки тому +15

    "Your suit is ready"
    Gets me every time 😂😂

    • @elitesucka
      @elitesucka 3 роки тому

      Believe on the LORD Jesus Christ for eternal life, he is the way, and the truth, and the life. Be washed by Jesus Christ today and obtain the Holy Spirit which shall guide you into all truth. Jesus Christ died for the sins of the whole word and no one is perfect but Jesus Christ, the one who came in the flesh, and arose from the dead, and now lives for ever. To be saved and to live for ever is only done by believing on the Son of God as the Saviour and LORD, no work is necessary to be saved. This eternal life which God shall give you can never be taken away by anyone! It is the gift of eternal life. Call today on the name of Jesus, and be saved. Pray to the only wise God, and ask him to save you, tell him that you believe in him.
      1611 King James Version Bible
      Ephesians 2:8-9 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.
      1611 King James Version Bible
      John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. ...

  • @joeg8200
    @joeg8200 3 роки тому +17

    Just the fact they drive in and through buildings as if its normal, is amazing.

  • @twiggy1296
    @twiggy1296 4 роки тому +64

    Everyone looked at Jeremy like he was an idiot with the p45, but now it’s just genious with the virus

  • @mkhowsey2891
    @mkhowsey2891 3 роки тому +8

    "Is this a marrow?"
    "FUHK!"
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • @ihavenoname3014
    @ihavenoname3014 3 роки тому +38

    Jeremy asking a plant shop for gorgonzola will never not be funny.

  • @xenowilson
    @xenowilson 3 роки тому +17

    Jeremy: "No, u don't need a brush."
    All us Canadians: "Amazing. Everything you just said, was wrong."

  • @tarawallis9823
    @tarawallis9823 4 роки тому +71

    Be honest; who hasn’t wanted to drive through a supermarket in a car and smash into everything in sight?

    • @dbclass4075
      @dbclass4075 2 роки тому

      That's what they did: ua-cam.com/video/gCJpWzDMVnE/v-deo.html

  • @stepha5926
    @stepha5926 2 роки тому +4

    The 15 seconds 1:19 - 1:34 is absolutely brilliant!!

  • @mattb2382
    @mattb2382 4 роки тому +10

    As a Canadian, seeing them shop at Canadian Tire just made my day

  • @magicman7447
    @magicman7447 3 роки тому +9

    7:21. This guy. XD
    He's just like: are they filming me? They are! Why are they filming me?

  • @Mondoblasto0
    @Mondoblasto0 4 роки тому +123

    0:28 Clarkson: _(clearing throat)_
    Hammond: _(approving)_ Sandwich Spread.
    Clarkson: Potted meat!
    Hammond: Beef spread...
    And thus the bunker kitchen was born!

  • @SyndicateBrink
    @SyndicateBrink Місяць тому +4

    1:16 ”It opens BEER!” is so wholesome

  • @TheBenjaman
    @TheBenjaman 4 роки тому +23

    7:51 gets me every time... just everything about that moment is absolute perfection

  • @flyshallowfax
    @flyshallowfax 3 роки тому +31

    The way Hammond looks at 1:55 like he knew what was coming 😂

  • @him050
    @him050 2 роки тому +5

    “Ginger beer’s a bit racy, don’t you think?” That will never not make me laugh 😂

  • @Avatarbee
    @Avatarbee 3 роки тому +6

    Lol at James trying to speak spanish and the spanish guy responding with "I don't understand you."6:50

  • @KIWI_DUDE.
    @KIWI_DUDE. 4 роки тому +40

    The ultimate man line "I've *got* shoes"

    • @elitesucka
      @elitesucka 3 роки тому

      Believe on the LORD Jesus Christ for eternal life, he is the way, and the truth, and the life. Be washed by Jesus Christ today and obtain the Holy Spirit which shall guide you into all truth. Jesus Christ died for the sins of the whole word and no one is perfect but Jesus Christ, the one who came in the flesh, and arose from the dead, and now lives for ever. To be saved and to live for ever is only done by believing on the Son of God as the Saviour and LORD, no work is necessary to be saved. This eternal life which God shall give you can never be taken away by anyone! It is the gift of eternal life. Call today on the name of Jesus, and be saved. Pray to the only wise God, and ask him to save you, tell him that you believe in him.
      1611 King James Version Bible
      Ephesians 2:8-9 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.
      1611 King James Version Bible
      John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. .

    • @KIWI_DUDE.
      @KIWI_DUDE. 3 роки тому

      @@elitesucka nice copypasta

    • @HGmolotov
      @HGmolotov 3 роки тому +1

      @@KIWI_DUDE. I bet he doesn't have shoes

  • @southofheaven15
    @southofheaven15 3 роки тому +16

    I've been sent to get
    Gorgon-
    I mean 𝕲𝖔𝖓𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖍𝖊𝖆 8:18

  • @hifi.david.
    @hifi.david. 4 роки тому +23

    "well there's no point paying for daffodils, you can just go nick those from a roundabout" LMAOOO

  • @MisatoBestWoman
    @MisatoBestWoman 2 роки тому +3

    I think I’ve found a new favourite tv series these 3 are a true gem

  • @saksham375
    @saksham375 4 роки тому +97

    Why does it not include Clarkson buying a cabbage mispronouncing it for an apple?

  • @l.j.turner185
    @l.j.turner185 3 роки тому +10

    I wouldn’t sit here and watch anyone else randomly going shopping
    But these three are fantastic
    Edit, these *four* are fantastic, can’t forget Stiggy Boy

  • @kevincaldwell4707
    @kevincaldwell4707 4 роки тому +5

    Seeing those two in a Canadian Tire store made my Canadian heart so happy.

  • @alecmagill5337
    @alecmagill5337 3 роки тому +8

    The best part is James telling the guy in Italian and then he replies in English 😂😂

  • @Inspiration_YT_
    @Inspiration_YT_ Рік тому +8

    1:12 Look at Jeremy's face! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @thatboykaden8128
    @thatboykaden8128 2 роки тому +2

    I absolutely love how excited they get about the bottle opener on the glasses.

  • @jericosunio9673
    @jericosunio9673 4 роки тому +29

    Who else thought there was a headless man next to Hammond at 3:58

    • @whaddyamean99
      @whaddyamean99 3 роки тому

      Oh god where is their head? I can't see it

  • @tipsyarchaangel
    @tipsyarchaangel 4 роки тому +2

    I swear to God I could watch these blokes do anything and they would still make it entertaining

  • @FurryWulfz
    @FurryWulfz 3 роки тому +16

    "Jeremy Clarkson wants to know if we sell cheese at a garden centre."

  • @asaprocky3639
    @asaprocky3639 4 роки тому +114

    6:29 you know you're short when you stand next to an Asian lady and she is almost as tall as you

    • @subie1019
      @subie1019 4 роки тому +3

      My mom is 5’10😂😂 we are asian

    • @zonelesilightore7016
      @zonelesilightore7016 3 роки тому +8

      @@subie1019 she probably sticks out like the whack em all machines in the arcades.

    • @dothmotherknowyouwearth
      @dothmotherknowyouwearth 3 роки тому

      How tall is he anyway?
      Coming from an Asian person lmao

    • @link11913
      @link11913 3 роки тому +2

      @@dothmotherknowyouwearth I believe hammond's around 5'6" (~168 cm)

    • @dothmotherknowyouwearth
      @dothmotherknowyouwearth 3 роки тому +2

      @@link11913 I can see why everyone calls him short. Especially when he lives in England. Poor man, but even I’m taller than him.

  • @Zen_atm
    @Zen_atm 4 роки тому +22

    Clarkson,Hammond and May:*does literally anything*
    This channel:interesting

  • @cadiastands6874
    @cadiastands6874 2 роки тому +2

    The two seconds of Clarkson leaving Ann summers is pure imported gold

  • @MrHankHill
    @MrHankHill 2 роки тому +10

    5:04
    He actually said
    "Do you have a wheelbarrow?"

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah, but mistranslating things is funny

  • @redes9529
    @redes9529 4 роки тому +7

    1:15 the most British reaction when there told it’s a bottle opener on the glasses

  • @sportssciotaku7149
    @sportssciotaku7149 3 роки тому +4

    4:24, "I've had about six." Then he just talks on and on. I was laughing so hard.

  • @kevinprior3549
    @kevinprior3549 17 днів тому

    Love The Stig's way of shopping. Picks up something that he don't want and just chucks it on the floor.