There are people who listen to lofi when they sleep. There are people who listen to the sounds of winter when they sleep. I listen to the sounds of three middle aged men arguing about cars when I sleep.
@@MrGeorgeFlorcus Exactly, I couldn't give much less of a shit about the various types of motor boxes. I'm too poor and stupid/ American. I generally just drive the cheapest things that ticks the squares that I care about because fuck aesthetics and opinions. (I love to buy a car painted by an idiot. 🥰) I just lo-iike James May, and I wilfully tolerate the other two (for his success) because unfortunately stupidity is a necessary marketable asepect of TV. You gotta do what you gotta do I guess...
@@AllCentaurThey would have had the car already on its side, probably attached to a whole winch setup, with a ton of safety precautions to make sure it wouldn’t slide into or tip onto Jeremy, May, or any of the crew. Those guys would have known exactly what was going to happen. They were just acting surprised.
There are people who listen to lofi when they sleep. There are people who listen to the sounds of winter when they sleep. I listen to the sounds of three middle aged men arguing about cars when I sleep.
Such a shame we will never ever have another TV series like this. I truly miss Top Gear with these three, seen all episodes since the very inception, even when it was just JC.
@@riffratt I have watched those guys and they are good, but they still seem to miss that real friendship and camaraderie. So I do watch occasionally, but to me, it's not the same. Cheers
"I want to put your head in a brown paper bag and bludgeon you to death with the blunt end of an axe" This has got to be a favourite James may quote 😂😂
The legacy of laughs and warmth from Top Gear and The Grand Tour under Clarkson, Hammond and May is eternal. When you consider just how outspoken and bold the trio led by Clarkson have been, their a marvel of the modern world. Very few other entertainment personalities today would come close. Most are either outright stooges, or too concerned about their career only make grinnable at best jokes or just plain dumb jokes.
They proved they are an incredible ensemble beyond BBC. They might not be the best friends but they are sure the best colleagues. That’s what we can learn from TG. Please do.
If I had to show someone any singular Top Gear episode I'd show them the Burma special, you can just sum them up perfectly in a nutshell with the "HAMMOND YOU IDIOT YOU'VE REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY" alone. You get Jeremy's vulgarity, Hammond crashing and being incredibly unsympathetic when he realises it's Jeremy he crashed into, and James cackling hysterically at his mates' inconvenience all in one scene and it continues throughout the whole thing. It's just fantastic
" that's a remarkable accident because if you look, the windshield's come out, at least you'll get a breeze " 😂 I love how they poke each other when things go wrong, how real friends should be 😂
4:30 - "Light the blue touch-paper and stand well clear." Ah, the 5th of November: a penny for the Guy and a box of Standard Fireworks - cheap(-ish) thrills in the days before kids discovered Semtex and TNT.
@@Jabber-ig3iw I love this, I don’t even mind that your reply is a year after, Top gear is great, and it might be controversial but I really like the new trio, obviously Hammond, May and Clarkson hold a special place in my head but Freddie Flintoff, Chris Harris and Paddy McGuinness are really good at what they do and they have a really good connection
There are people who listen to lofi when they sleep. There are people who listen to the sounds of winter when they sleep. I listen to the sounds of three middle aged men arguing about cars when I sleep.
Fuck yeah I seriously think they qualify as a type of asmr wonderfully wholesome decompression
"middle aged"
Jo dude me 2 rightnow its 2 at night for me on a sunday evening laughing my fk ass of
Dude no fucking shit, I legit do this all the time
Well said, well said
James may hanging 10+ feet on the air: CLARKSON!!!!!!!
Clarkson: wHaT
Funny.
You funny man
funy
I love how both times when Jeremy suggests the horses it’s never him who actually falls off, it’s always James or Richard who pay for it
2:08 the meme everyone knows
Sometimes I have to remind myself that this show is about vehicles
It is? Lol
Top Gear is the most successful improv/sketch comedy hybrid series of all time, cleverly disguised as a show about cars and automobiles.
@@MrGeorgeFlorcus Exactly, I couldn't give much less of a shit about the various types of motor boxes. I'm too poor and stupid/ American. I generally just drive the cheapest things that ticks the squares that I care about because fuck aesthetics and opinions. (I love to buy a car painted by an idiot. 🥰) I just lo-iike James May, and I wilfully tolerate the other two (for his success) because unfortunately stupidity is a necessary marketable asepect of TV. You gotta do what you gotta do I guess...
@@PyroNinja713 old top gear, the new one is ass
@@MrGeorgeFlorcus except only 5% of it is improv. I love this show but damn do they script the hell out of it,
3:36
James' and Jeremy's reactions to Richard going across the finish line on the side of his car is pretty funny.
I felt like they did that without telling them, James had such a natural reaction
@@AllCentaur or he’s a good actor
@@Danie1_l fair cannot argue against that
The double take
@@AllCentaurThey would have had the car already on its side, probably attached to a whole winch setup, with a ton of safety precautions to make sure it wouldn’t slide into or tip onto Jeremy, May, or any of the crew. Those guys would have known exactly what was going to happen. They were just acting surprised.
1:57 "in the plums" absolute favorite line😂
i laughed way too hard at that part
Which episode is that from?
@@ThimaiahBaduvamanda 80’s Hatchback challenge
Series 21 episode 1
EEN DA *P L U H M Z*
4:31 is the best thing I’ve ever seen, 3 grown men standing around in the rain laughing as one of them tries to light an SS18 with a cigarette lighter
I think it must be damp
Yup
2 and a half grown men😂
@@JackAndersMusic i love clarksons and hammonds reaction
@@JackAndersMusic it HAS to be damp
0:35 Hammond’s short reaction upon realising what James said is so funny to me idk why
What ep is that?
hhHHmm
@@Enforcedcraft Burma Special, I think
The laughter is perfect
I just realized that many of the memes we've come to see came from Top Gear
Always has been
The meme potential is legendary
Just now? How
Oh no! Anyway
Next to the Star Wars prequels they are my favorites to use
1:25 I love Hammond's face and how he looks around after he realizes what he said
Wait what does it mean
@@inknstars5595 i think its something to do with drag queens but idk
@@magickpigeon Yeah, it is about drag queens
Shush regard
The second after he said that, I had an ad for Opium Perfume
3:36 James’ reaction to Hammond sliding in on his side is amazing 😂
5:00 _Ooh my!, that's a remarkable accident_
My parents when i was born
“Cus look”
**Richard proceeds to remove the windscreen**
The Breeze'll be nice...
My exes when they dated me
Breeze will be nice!
James putting the lighter on the rocket is one of the best things he has ever done.
8:05 Top Gear Roasting the 2014 Formula 1 Regulations, is just pure gold
Such a shame that they didn’t put the McLaren and Lotus together. They’d be in ICU with oxygen deprivation from laughing too much 😂
@J Sarandrea ok
I was too focused on the girl behind Jeremy lmao
The F1 did this to themself
7:45 this argument didn't feel scripted or anything. James was genuinely angry and upset, that was like an argument between two neighbors
It's the argument between someone who nearly killed a person and a person that narrowly escaped death.
I don't think the crane falling over was scripted either in total honesty
Its because the show as a whole is unscripted
4:31 “I think it must be damp.”
I just real
2:08 the meme everyone knows
There are people who listen to lofi when they sleep. There are people who listen to the sounds of winter when they sleep. I listen to the sounds of three middle aged men arguing about cars when I sleep.
Roses are red
The sun is brighter
James may attempts to light an SS18 Satan missile with a lighter
@@ralphgarcia3874 Hey, I caught you stealing comments. The Council of *Goose* will decide your fate.
*C L A R K S O N*
....
“Wot?”
9:15 ”My scrutum is on fire" 😂😂😂
3:02 "Are women's bottoms different to men's bottoms?" "I think so"
We have an extra bottom at the front, Phil. Ask your mum about it... ;-)
I would like to ask you
3:23 Richard Hammond: AND Across the LINE!
11:44 - the moment when hammod realised
10:54 Jeremy double-checks the paper to see whether James is correct. 🤣
2:07 he said the thing
he said the thing :D
The absolutly brutal roasting when Jeremy reads the Madam Tussauds letter has me in stitches every time🤣🤣
Such a shame we will never ever have another TV series like this. I truly miss Top Gear with these three, seen all episodes since the very inception, even when it was just JC.
I thought that too, since they’ve got rid of all the terrible presenters Freddie and Paddy are actually good fun though, check out the car bungee!
@@riffratt I have watched those guys and they are good, but they still seem to miss that real friendship and camaraderie. So I do watch occasionally, but to me, it's not the same. Cheers
Did you watch the grand tour?
Anurag Anand grand tour is great
3:36 Genuinely wasn't expecting that
1:25 i almost took my own life by laughing at that
This entire show is “how can they show this on tv”
10:28 they just went into smoke Jeremy Clarkson at all costs mode.
1:38 this is hands down one of the best top gear clips
Hammond's rant about Madam Toussaud's is just a brilliant gem.
It's a shame he doesn't show this side on camera more often.
3:55: Either Clarkson is a heavy sleeper or the engine can start up quietly
Rose wine and or lots of beers prob lol
hammond you sodding tic tac this was my lamborghini
"I want to put your head in a brown paper bag and bludgeon you to death with the blunt end of an axe"
This has got to be a favourite James may quote 😂😂
"James you've fallen out of your tent!"
Hammond pointing out the obvious never gets old lol
“I would love to be a drunk Queen” -Richard Hammond
The legacy of laughs and warmth from Top Gear and The Grand Tour under Clarkson, Hammond and May is eternal. When you consider just how outspoken and bold the trio led by Clarkson have been, their a marvel of the modern world. Very few other entertainment personalities today would come close. Most are either outright stooges, or too concerned about their career only make grinnable at best jokes or just plain dumb jokes.
1:57 the way that he said “ in the plums” just made me crack up laughing😂😂
1:25
Jeremy's face is too funny
Hammond's face upon realizing how badly he fucked up was great as well
3:46 his ducking reaction HAHA
8:00 'My crane is too small that's punishable by death is it.' James May is an absolute savage 😂
Stolen
They proved they are an incredible ensemble beyond BBC. They might not be the best friends but they are sure the best colleagues. That’s what we can learn from TG. Please do.
The "across the line" while the cars on its side gets me every single time
Jeremy: “Christ on a bike!?”
*Christ on a bike*
Not even a minute in and I am dying of laughter. These guys are LEGENDARY!
Actually, these guys are marvelous idiots and I love them for it!
“Here he comes”
*car is sideways*
Hammond: "I would love to be a drunk Queen!"
*registers what he actually said*
Hammond: "Oh no"
That Madame Tussauds segment was an absolute diamond I couldn't stop laughing
8:29 Formula D
8:30
"you wouldn't wanted to be rear ended from that" 🤣
If I had to show someone any singular Top Gear episode I'd show them the Burma special, you can just sum them up perfectly in a nutshell with the "HAMMOND YOU IDIOT YOU'VE REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY" alone. You get Jeremy's vulgarity, Hammond crashing and being incredibly unsympathetic when he realises it's Jeremy he crashed into, and James cackling hysterically at his mates' inconvenience all in one scene and it continues throughout the whole thing. It's just fantastic
The Burma special and the 2-part Africa special are some of their best, most iconic adventures together.
2:26 re-played it a thousand times
4:44 min I CAN'T SEE, I CAN'T SEE
12:25 Can't pull a person out of a car. Maybe not in Britain, but in the U.S or most certainly Russia. You'll lose a window and maybe some limbs.
2:08
Ah yes, the throwback.
" that's a remarkable accident because if you look, the windshield's come out, at least you'll get a breeze " 😂 I love how they poke each other when things go wrong, how real friends should be 😂
2:04 the meme! 3:37 and across the line gets me everytime
4:30 - "Light the blue touch-paper and stand well clear."
Ah, the 5th of November: a penny for the Guy and a box of Standard Fireworks - cheap(-ish) thrills in the days before kids discovered Semtex and TNT.
"V-Power", holy shit, I fucking *lost it.*
These 3 together are pure comedy genius
13:00 - their equivalent of a house of cards or a toothpick sculpture collapsing in a heap.
Even AFTER ALL these years.. these 3 brilliant idiots, still put a smile on your face :D
13:37 White Room - Cream.. absolutely great song of history. 1968
May says“Clarkson!” The exact same way three times in Burma.
3:37
Lmfao he comes in on his side hahaha the comedy is awesome
0:26 “Well I wouldn’t use that one there. Looks like he’s gonna ride anyways.”
The lavmics breaking once they fall in the river is fantastic
I love Hammond's rants.
The BBC struck gold when they started top gear
The old top gear
@@MCBjoernar old top gear is very old, this is top gear, there is 1. Old top gear 2. Top gear 3. New top gear. 3 generations of top gear
@@drzoidberg9758 old top gear=gen 1/2
@@drzoidberg9758 there’s old top gear, new top gear and new new top gear.
@@Jabber-ig3iw I love this, I don’t even mind that your reply is a year after, Top gear is great, and it might be controversial but I really like the new trio, obviously Hammond, May and Clarkson hold a special place in my head but Freddie Flintoff, Chris Harris and Paddy McGuinness are really good at what they do and they have a really good connection
Their chemistry really is off the charts.
0:02 i thought he was wolverine
“No you halfwit”.
Brilliant way to set the tone for the rest of the video lol
Just some grown up children mocking each other while having fun
5:37 “hahahahahahahaha”
Does anyone else think that they harmonized at 11:23
Any two different notes can technically harmonize
7:11 Don’t worry about it. This is just for me
its just a fact that this is the greatest show ever
I love how one of these clips is Jeremy nearly killing James
James: you can’t pull a man out of a car
American cops: hold my donut
James May's double-take at 3:38 haha
These compilations, I swear, feel official.
I nearly fucking choked when Clarkson turned on the wipers with no windshield
2:30 “HAMMOND YOU IDIOT, YOU REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY!” Iconic 🤣
When you accidentally get someone pregnant but the baby ends up looking amazing 5:00
‘You half-wit’🤣🤣🤣
One more special to go and these memories is all we will have left. These three are national treasures ❤
Actually such a good comp! Please don’t stop making these! Hell yeah
I miss og top gear so much. There is just some magic here that they weren't able to replicate in the grand tour
The fact that you played a cream song at the end 👌
I love British people
James: CLARKSOOOOOON!!!
Jeremy: What?
Jame: Funny... Very Funny
It always gets me how chill he delivers the "funny" part XD
‘You can buy better dogs than my west highland terrier, but I like my west highland terrier. Yes it bites the postman...’
"Christ on a bike" that on got me for hours
Just wish they were still doing the show. Watched as a kid when my dad was stationed in England and as adult, especially when I was deployed.
May's puns so good
"Hammond, Hammond!!!" Like he's a run away dog!
Bruh I nearly died laughing at the crane argument
2:08 amazing top gear meme right here
"Chipski Norton."
LOL
This has to be one of the best seasons ever!
I wish this was still on BBC 2. Scheduled Programming made this show better. It ruins it, watching episodes back-to-back