EFAP Movies #36: Karen with JLongBone, Jay Exci and Shoe0nHead
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2022
- The 2022 Spooktastic movie arc begins!
What comes first for EFAP?
It's KAREN! a horror movie centred around a scary neighbour getting just a little too nosy when a couple moves into the neighbourhood.
Edited by Capital-O Opinions - Фільми й анімація
"Loud and unruly...you mean black?" Is a golden piece of dialogue. Gotta love when someone who undoubtedly considers themselves anti-racist, says the most racist shit imaginable.
Right! Like lady, if you associate unruly behaviour with Blackness, then that's on YOU!
That still astounds me
I was not prepared for that when it happened lmao
Thought the same thing
i legit spit out my drink. shit is comedy gold
“You are a strong, beautiful, intelligent and WOKE black man.”
That line is about as ridiculously written as “The exaggerated swagger of a black teen.”
By Odins fade!
Anyone thinking of taking their own life should do it on the doorstep of whoever wrote that line. To make a point.
@@CMCAdvanced To be fair, the exaggerated swagger of a black teen is a more funnier line than that WOKE line in Karen.
The big difference is that the latter was written pretty badly and don’t know how characters should flirt in modern day. As for the former, it’s on the unintentionally hilarious side.
@@MediumRareOpinions This wine bussin. Plug your boy with another.
I hate that line. This doesn’t represent me!! Lol
I was waiting for the twist ending where, after being shot, Karen says "The curse lives on" and then turns back into a black woman. Then Imani watches as her skins lightens and her hair straightens before she screams and it cuts to credits.
Its a masterpiece *chefs kiss*
Now that would be a fucking movie!
OMG that would be great XDD
Is this a Skeleton Key reference or just a cool coincidence?
Honestly, would have made the whole move much better
This movie is the epitome of “well boys we did it, racism is no more”
we showed racism!
Pepsi advert: The Movie
Whenever I hear people quote that in response to some cringe anti racism thing, I don't take it seriously. As I'm sure no one is stupid enough to "defeat" racism. In this movie's case I'm questioning that stance
This is a cheaper version of Lakeview Terrace
And it brought everybody from all sides to agree that this movie is dogshit
I love how the rain was localized to his windshield but not his driver side door so Karen could stay dry. That is white privilege
The infamous white rain privilege
@@jdmatics Wish I got that privilege while I'm bringing in carts during a rainstorm. Lol.
It may be the aurora borealis.
@@pontiusporcius8430 localized entirely within your kitchen? can I see it?
They must have known that some woman on the tictacs is gonna make a video about how Drew Barrymore frolicking in the rain is racist, so they pre-emptively made it not rain on her.
“ I hate being black”
I love JLB, she’s too funny 😂
This whole movie is unironically how the average Twitter user views relations between black and white people
And the irony is that those Twitter users are white lol
what is the full name of movie and what year?
@@captainrex6919 karen and it came out last year. Wouldn't recommend it unless you're watching with some fun friends and drinking is involved lol
As a black woman married to a white man let me tell you, this movie accurately portrays relations between us.
@@primarybufferpanel9939 ok, Karen.
"We hate racism, have a racist movie!" - The director.
Fun fact: The swords near the doorway is traditional of Ethiopia design.
Ethiopia is one of the last places on Earth that outlawed slavery.
Ethiopia also has wolves
Also, if memory serves from a comment on JLBs video on this movie, those aren’t even Ethiopian swords
Technically they never did, the Italians banned it when they conquered Ethiopia lol.
It’d be funny if they had an actual sword like an Ethiopian Shotel or a Malian Takoba, and said something like “they never got Ethiopia” or talked about the Mali empire.
@@doopdoopdopdop7424 (they never got Ethiopia)...(they never got Thailand)
I find it funny how this movie treats Karens like they’re a danger to society and black people. When Karens are actually just really annoying middle aged women who yell at cashiers.
@@zogwort1522 hey white moms too
I like how the movie makes the black Karen super racist, by saying the whole Neighborhood is racist. When it is just that one crazy lady and even the crazy lady kids were kind to them. Both her and Karen both just judged people based on their skin, lmao. The movie doesn't even acknowledge that and that makes it funnier.
I always thought it was weird when people started conflating Karens with specifically white entitled women who were racist. Like, the Karen personality had nothing to do with racism, at least at first. It was just women (typically) being rude and entitled to staff.
I thought that was funny as well. I've always viewed Karen's as overly entitled crazy moms who are always on the verge of a mental breakdown thus turning into a Karen at any sign of conflict. I didn't really see them Karen Karen Karen members lol
Exactly there are MUCH worse people to worry about than a bunch of entitled people
My favorite part was how the wife was too busy/tired to cook dinner, but will take the time to bake a pecan pie in order to be passive aggressive towards Karen.
They should have called this movie _"Karen Vs Karen"_ it would have been more accurate lmao
@@BruhMoment-fr4zr *Karen V.S. BLACK KAREN: The Karening*
''She's wearing Africa!" such a underrated comment it made me burst out laughing.
Jlongbone proving once again why she is one of efap's greatest guests.
Nothing can beat her screaming the N word a bunch after Wrinkle in Time but this is definitely second place
@@tadpolegaming4510 And the fact that she facilitated the Gotham high reading that they have been doing on her channel.
@@alduinthetyrant5225 yep, there's a reason I'm only subbed to her and Rags
Her crazy cackling makes me laugh every time
She's the funniest woman I've ever seen. Wish more female comedians could be half as funny and versatile as her. And her laugh is contagious tbh.
"We should socialize with our own kind." Said the villain of the movie, meanwhile our hero is scolding his wife for bringing this white lady into their world. At least the "good" and "bad" guys have something in common.
Someone commented this on JLongbone's video:
Can we talk about the fact that Karen is a woman who has been driven mad by grief, and she isn't offered and ounce of sympathy?
This movie would have been 2000 times better if it was revealed that Karen was a 300 year old vampire and her husband was killed by a black union soldier in the civil war. It would unironically make the movie far more interesting to have the final act be just fright night
So are her kids immortal vampires too?
@@scottski02 yes
@@scottski02 brainwashed thralls
It was a sequel to “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter,” all along! It’s like Glass: you don’t even realize it’s a sequel until two thirds of the way through.
So what happened to Karen's kids? They already lost their dad in awful circumstances, and now they've lost their only other two adult family members in a way that's probably going to leave a stigma hanging over them for a long time. Obviously the film doesn't care what happens to them, but man, they're the only ones in this film I actually feel sorry for.
I’m sure the kids in the racist family won’t be affected at all by their mother and uncle being killed by the black people next door
Toooootally
It’s a great motivation for a revenge sequel
@@themilkman993 Posessed by the spirit of Karen.
@@themilkman993 Karen 2: Kyle‘s revenge
Don’t give BET any ideas
"General Lee, we lost the Battle of Gettysburg, what should we do?"
"Start production of Soap Dispensers, this will allow the South to rise again one day!"
Lee would’ve been the last to care about the South rising again
😂😂
"What about the toilet paper with our flag on it?"
"That would be stupid, but make sure to give complimentary photos of our greatest generals per-dispenser sold."
Confused subordinate: 'I think maybe he said "the south will rinse again one day, or something'
"Commander Pickett, you should look to your dispenser!"
"General Lee... I have no dispenser."
I checked the wiki on this film, and it won multiple Razzies, including...I shit you not..."Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel". They called it an "Inadvertent remake of Cruella"
"Inadvertant Remake of Cruella" lol
When Karen was talking about her backstory, I imagined her saying, "black dalmatians killed my mom"
"Inadvertant Remake of Cruella" I died reading that. That's a contender for most savage movie burn I've ever heard.
"This movie was so bad that we had to include it into other categories that didn't fully apply to show case how dog shit awful this movie is"
-The Razzies
That last part is an ungodly and inexcusable insult to this film. The garbage that is the live action Cruella is far worse than this will ever be! 😂
This film beats it just by the sheer memehood - it will go down in history.
Good on Jlongbone for suggesting this movie.
"Yes, mommy chose well."
-Bilbo Baggins
JLB is the best.
How ironic for the movie’s agenda lol.
Would “Cuck” be another good suggestion or is that movie just boring
"I hate being black"
JLB, I wheezed so much I thought my head was gonna pop 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That settles it. Her Halloween avatar this year has to be her as Uncle Ruckus.
"How did we go from hWhips & Chains to hWhips & Chaaaaiiiinns?"
@@Ceyx000 🤣🤣🤣
Honestly Karen going to a house party for people she knows she's gonna roast by herself is hard af
“Well I heard there was going to be fried chicken and watermelon.”
They aren’t financially stable in a big ass home?!?!? 😂😂😂
I can't decide if the movie is contradicting itself like that, or making them look incredible irresponsible by trying for a kid they can't afford to raise BECAUSE they bought that house.
@@papershadow people that aren’t financially stable don’t buy 500,000 plus dollars homes
@@wam3863 I would also assume most people don't make pillow talk about how woke they are, this movie is off from reality in quite a few places.
@@papershadow and none of it was written as comedy
I wonder which idiot thought that moving to a big-ass home when they aren't financially stable was a good idea. I wonder if it was the black Karen.
The funny thing is that the black woman is just as much a Karen as actual Karen but she is seen as justified in her behavior by the movie.
“Subtlety? Never heard of it.” The director/writer of Karen (probably)
"I want to make a movie about an evil racist white lady... Lets see... Black man makes lesser money than his wife, plays basketball, smokes weed, owns loads of "ethnic" art and swords, and owns a gun that he clearly doesn't know how to use.
ua-cam.com/video/VlrUKF4095Q/v-deo.html
“I know writers who use subtext, and they’re all cowards.”
"Hiddle Subbledies"
Basically if Neil Breen directed Get Out
>works in the inner city but moves to the suburbs because housing is "more affordable"
>moves to a subdivision named after a confederate soldier
>secretly plots to get on the homeowners association just to change the name of the place
>is surprised when the locals hate them
The writers made the black couple as bad as the white siblings ironically lol
Logic is nonexistent with an overly racist, garbage of a film like this one.
Yeah that and some of the lines just make me think the black characters are racist too.
Like the Ethiopian ritual blades. Are those real or knock offs? If they're real, did they buy them? Wouldn't that be owning a cultural artifact that was unironic stolen by colonizers? Do they think being black makes it okay?
Or I could mention the simpler examples of the Guy's lines about "bringing a white woman into their lives" after the party or that one character having earrings of the continent of Africa (as if it's a homogeneous place as opposed to a place of disparate cultures that hate each other with more differences than similarities).
@@AlphaOmega1237 they weren't actually Ethiopian blades
But it's really fitting to put up swords of the last pre-arab spring Nation to abandon slavery in a neighbourhood named after a hero of a fellow nation forced to give up slavery at gunpoint.
It's really odd.
"Africa's so great, I love Africa, it's my heritage. Africa Africa Africa."
"Oh you should move there, then."
*"How can you say that that's so fucking racist"*
I'm ethnic Irish and I would love to "move back" to Ireland.
It’s an EU cuck sphere friend, don’t go
So move back
@@adulescentuluscarnifex8412 Only if they move back first :^)
@@pupper9474 If you love Ireland so much move back since America is so terrible or whatever
I am ethnic italian, and I don't want to move back because italian food has so much carbs.
When Mauler suggested to make Karen a lovecraftian creature, I thought he would suggest it be Shubniggurath
@@zogwort1522 cant be the King In Yellow either, as they were in the background while Karen was on screen
@@zogwort1522 I recommend S'tya-Yg'Nalle, otherwise known as "The Whiteness"
Or, Alala, who appeared in a story called "The White People"
Now I kind of just want to see an early 2000's-esque cartoon about various lovecraftian entities, but as racial stereotypes. So far we have S'tya, Shubniggurath, and Hastur could be put in there (King in Yellow).
What other fun stereotypes could we attach to eldritch monstrocities?
@@josephjackson9679 I think the king in yellow would be black just so they could play that wiz kalifa song, she would for sure be shubniggurath just for the name alone lol
Okay, this is beyond hilarious... just for the name alone... XD
"you guys were being loud and unruly."
"loud and unruly? you mean being black?"
woooow they didn't think about that one at all
This movie couldn't even get the meme right. They hired a weird dark-haired goblin with a voice like a career waitress who smokes too much, when they should've hired an overweight blonde with "the haircut" and a shrill mom voice. Bizarre casting.
Totally, especially "the haircut" is missing
JLongbone trying to keep silent while EFAP makes their way through this monstrosity must've been a Herculean effort.
"Ahh I hate being black"...Oh JLongBone we love you.
When Karen started puking from her excessive racism I laughed for about a minute 🤣🤣🤣 This is absurdism
Racism rising! Cannot contain... MUST RELEASE EXCESSIVE RACISM!
Plot twist, Karen’s husband was murdered by batwoman
This is the prequel to Batwoman season 3.
Ryan Wilder caused this
Or...Blade! If Karen is actually a vampire and had a vamp-hubby. :)
The part that pisses me off the most is that they never acknowledge what happened to Karen's kids. Aside from Kyle watching the couple undress, they did NOTHING wrong, and actually seemed pretty normal and friendly. Hell, the fact that I remembered their names (Kyle and Sarah) shows how much I was actually paying attention during their scenes. I don't even remember the main couple's names, or the brother cop's name! And they just get NO acknowledgement after their MOTHER AND UNCLE GET GUNNED DOWN!!!
Don't worry. Kyle will be back as misogynist mass shooter in the sequel entitled "Incel".
I remember Imani's name, because of the brand Amani. Plus, I thought it was absurd Karen acted like the name was hard to say when it was so close to a popular brand with women.
I know right i thought they were gonna go with the terrible but funny ending of the main couple adopting the kids but now im just hoping the kids aren't getting bullied or ostracized by people or are traumatized because of their Mom and Uncles actions
Don't worry: The Don will adopt them
@@scottski02 YES!!!! You’re right! The lore expands!!! 😂👍🏻
I want a scene where the protagonist visits the HOA, and there is a plaque that says "Home Owners Association" then, he looks behind it, and there is another plaque underneath that says "Haters of Africans"
LMAO
One of the commenters on JLongbone's first reaction to this movie pointed out that those swords are not, in fact, from Ethiopia. In case anyone was wondering.
The wife just saw it on eBay and they said Ethiopia swords, and she went like ooooh, black excellence and bought it without a second thought
5:08 that’s a great way to make friends in a neighborhood. You haven’t even been there for 24 hours and you’re already trying to change the name of local landmarks.
Woketards imposing themselves on a community they just entered? Say it ain't so lol
@@BruhMoment-fr4zr I would say woketards is too on the nose but they literally called themselves woke.
Also why move into a neighborhood named after a confederate soldier?
@@rooksclown316 it’s not that uncommon before all the current shit. I’m named after an ancestor who was a confederate soldier
General Balrog?
"YOU PLANTED THAT SHIT ON ME! THIS ISN'T FAIR!" said the man who was LITERALLY openly smoking weed in front of his house just a few days earlier.
This shit is an allegory for sure. Just not an allegory the director intended.
EDIT: lmao and he had an illegal gun too
I mean he still planted it
It’s like Exci said. You can’t plant weed on someone unless they actually smoke weed
That final shootout plays out like that SNL skit where the guy's writing a letter to his sister and it just escalates to everyone impossibly shooting each other.
I hear it in my head now.
"Ummm wat ya say!"
"Umm wat ya s..."
"Umm wat y..."
That was EXACTLY my first thought
"Dear Karen, by the time you read this letter....."
@@scottski02 *Bang* mmm watchu saaay
Yes, that exact thing ran through my head as well! Lmao
"Look at you slaving away in here."
-Hiddle Baggals
Hail Hiddle!
"You got to keep your whites and your blacks separate!"
--Karen "Bull" Conner
"Yeah, blacks never learn..."
-Bilbo Baggins
It's why we had to ... cleanse the Shire after those damned Harfoots moved in.
- Rufus Whitefoot
@@NoPantsBaby "Harfoots? More like *Were* foots, amirite?"
--Bandobras "Bullroarer" Took (probably)
The fact that they made the other characters so awful that you end up agreeing with Karen is pretty incredible
Karen vs She-Hulk: a real period piece.
Is it a period peice bc they're both women?
I would totally watch this once a month
@@hardromeo436 I don't think these creatures qualify as real women.
It should be Karen vs Alice. Both show up out of fucking nowhere just to annoy people.
@@hardromeo436 maybe
This “movie” was made only for money laundering purposes. Nobody will ever convince me otherwise..
😂
Considering how hard these movies tend to bomb, I would say no as that would imply they are good with finances.
@@NathanCassidy721 When people launder money they can lose up to 90% of it and they're generally okay with doing so.
This is a movie that seems like one of the deliberately terrible plots they came up with in The Producers to make money. 😂
"I completely agree, my king."
-Bilbo Baggins
Usually I would be hopeful and disagree, but with the shitty things WB had done recently in order to get a tax write off, this sounds plausible.
BTW, I admire you very much.
You're the best UA-cam "Commentator" that I've ever seen.
Actually they ripped off Lakeview Terrace and made it worse.
@@Kernwadi 😊😊😊
its pretty fitting that a WOKE couple move into a community named after a soldier of that state and then immediately say they are going to manipulate their way into changing it into something they approve of, regardless of the rest of the community.
Yep and it's also depicted as racist for being against it you got to love it.
It's like the filmmakers are saying "Yes, they *are* going to make trouble for their neighbors, and you gotta *deal* with it"
You know the wife is also a Karen in her own right, by the way, a lot of shit she does is pretty Karen like too. However, what I came to comment on was, the wife seems to be excessively about checking out places they'd move to. So why didn't she just move somewhere with a name they didn't hate? I mean, they're acting like there one suburb per city, which isn't true.
Not a soldier of that state. A rebel against the lawful government of the country. Only in the US do the faithless traitors who *fucking lost* a civil war get to have streets named after them and be treated with such respect.
@@atreides213 back then you couldnt really travel across the country in hours or find out what was going on in washington with a button press. people were more loyal to their state than the country as a whole. it was a different era with different values.
This is not a parody. Let that sink in.
I already have a sink in the house, i ain't taking in another one
the whole "it's terrible how karen told these black people to go back to africa" rhetoric is seriously undermined when they show that this friend group holds africa in such reverence that they do shit like wear weird earrings shaped like the continent of africa and have paintings of african tribals and ceremonial swords from african cultures and apparently think america is so racist and evil they don't even feel safe letting their child be born here. I'm actually kinda curious why this particular group wouldn't find the idea appealing it's like a weeb who has samurai armor and anime posters everywhere getting really angry when you ask him if he wants to live in japan. racial component aside their attire and house furnishings tell us they really fucking like africa and they explicitly say they don't like where they've moved to and feel unsafe so why not?
Especially funny because most Africans just lump black Americans with together with all other Americans. So it really does just come off as these black people being nerds about culture that isn't theirs.
If the writers weren't raging midwits they could have said something interesting about how fetishizing Africa and making it into some sort of purely oppositional "identity" that can be packaged and sold to atomized black westerners is incredibly toxic, but nah.
JLongbone towards the end saying she was ashamed to be black cracked me up.
I wish being college educated meant something anymore lol
It does. It just has the opposite intent behind the phrase nowadays.
More like college indoctrinated
It means a whole lot of unnecessary debt.
Okay, but seriously. The guy says "ever since the ships landed on Africa's shores 400 years ago, we've been trapped in this foreign land." Then yes, the answer is go to Africa. You view America as a foreign country they you're trapped in. If you don't like it in America so much, if Africa is so much better, then go there. You don't have to live here if it's really so offensive to you.
Except the point of their twisted worldview is to use victimhood to get what they want, which is staying in the the first world instead of going to live in the third world
I always get a kick when the black nationalists or racial collectivists talk like this because leaving whatever country they're in really is the only solution when they're a minority but they always make excuses because they know the country they'd have to move to is worse than the one they live in for one reason or another.
It's actually 246 years old
"But that's racist!"
-a strong, intelligent, woke black Twitter user
It's also verifiably false.
May I introduce the Kingdom of Dahomey to you ^^
"You are a strong, beautiful, intelligent, and WOKE black man!" Me: NOBODY TALKS LIKE THIS! What is this movie??
Unironically sjws talk like this
Black Husband: "Okay, I want a divorce." - It should have been that way.
To be fair, I'm sure there are a lot of Twitter/tiktok dwellers who talk like that in real life lol
"She had to take off the earrings so there's room" by rags was the best line that had me dying that went underappreciated.
That woman IS. A. MONSTER.
Who the hell wastes even a bad pecan pie?!!!
Thank you Adam for your sacrifice to bring us Karen!
Underrated comment.
1:02:41 That fucking distracting trumpet joke, plus Mauler's reaction had me in fucking tears! XDDDDDD
🎺🎺🎺🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶!!!
🤣💀
I commented this on JLongbone's video, but I'll repeat it here: Karen is basically a woke rip-off of a film called Lakeview Terrace (2008). Here are some of the glaring similarities:
- Widowed antagonist with two kids, a boy and a girl
- Protagonists move into a tight-knit neighbourhood
- Security equipment facing the protagonists’ house
- Husband smokes, which he keeps from his wife, in his car at night, antagonist finds out
- The protagonist couple have sex, in the full view of the antagonist’s child(ren)
- Protagonists have a housewarming party that antagonist “crashes” and makes hella awkward
- There's a conflict throughout on whether or not the protagonists should start a family
- Antagonist’s child bonds with one of the protagonists, antagonist sees and gets annoyed
- Antagonist's daughter is in an interracial relationship
- At some point, it’s revealed the antagonist had a past negative experience which fuels their current hatred
- In the climax, the antagonist enters the protagonists’ house with a gun
- There’s a shootout at the end, which ends up with both the protagonist and antagonist getting shot; the antagonist dies from this
The only major difference is that it’s a white woman terrorising a black couple, instead of a black man terrorising an interracial couple. Wonder why that is . . .? 🤔🤔🤔
Would you say it's a good movie (Terrace)?
@@cranberryrosebud It’s a not a masterpiece, by any means, but it’s an enjoyable way to spend an hour and a half; it sure is a hell of a lot better than Karen, anyway 🥴
@@jothecocopop I can imagine. But that’s cool, I might check it out!
Holy shit how were they not sued it is *exactly* the same plot!!!!
@@cranberryrosebud Samuel L.
Jackson plays the antagonist. It’s enjoyable for that reason alone.
If I had to guess, Karen was made in very short order to hurriedly capitalize on the popularity of the Karen meme. I don't even think it's a bad concept. A story about a family moving into a new neighborhood and being subjected to subtle hostility that slowly builds in intensity would make for an interesting psychological thriller. Especially if other neighbors are shown to doubt the accusations against someone they've lived next to for years and years. Perhaps, and of course there's no way in hell this would ever happen, they could subvert expectations by revealing that the whole time, the new family was indeed being paranoid and all the feelings of being slighted and gaslit were merely misunderstanding and/or coincidence.
Actually, there is a movie like that out there. The Good Neighbor (2016) has it so a couple of teenagers believe a creepy man is a killer but they're dead wrong. The neighbor was an old man mourning his recently dead wife and their attempts to investigate his house happened to mimic things from the couple's life which leads to the man believing his wife was calling him from beyond the grave to come to her. He does and the movie ends with the two teens in court.
Similar movie to what you're describing was Lakeview Terrace (2008)
Or it was made on a bed covered with crack and to the loudest damn music possible. What seemed like two years, was twenty-five seconds in crack time. The entire script is just a fucking doodle of Cookie Monster's ass, and the director swears it makes perfect sense.
could also watch the seasons of Fear Thy Neighbor, the literally premise of this happens IRL more times then one could count and start over some of the most petty shit one could think of, "you shoveled some snow into my drive way? now begins the 3 years of terror" which ended in one neighbor shooting the other in cold blood
@@noraye2500 the one with samual jackson right? I love thst movie.
I cannot take this seriously. This MUST be satire of the BEST sort. Like... this could as well have been a plan from 4chan.
Honestly this movie like starship tropper for me In that it's so blatantly ridiculous it loops back around to being amazing (starship tropper better tho with the meta reads ya can possibly do tho)
Well,it was created during the _PEAK_ of all the blm shenanigans,when all reality became a bad satire,soooooo......
@@benjamingrant5970 .......agree reality was like a bad sitcom probably for different reasons tho lol
@@benjamingrant5970 "mostly peaceful protests" as the city burns in the background
@@benjamingrant5970 Jussie and "this is MAGA country"
Oh, wow! Dixie Soap!
"The yellow person was just sneaking around." The only time you can say, or maybe Mauler can say, "yellow person" without being called "racist."
Yellow Person sounds crazy though can be offensive
Unless the person in the yellow jacket was Asian. Then they will hit him with a technicality lol.
What do you mean, anyone who makes a 14 hour video essay on TLJ is automatically a racist
The actress who played Karen sounds like she's sloshed the whole time. I wouldn't be surprised if she was.
She does have wine-mom vibes.
So, a lady calls the cops on the son of a Civil Rights Lawyer,
And, then, that lady and the cop that arrested the son both end up dead in the house of her neighbors.
These neighbors, recently became “clients” of the Civil Rights Lawyer.
But, “they attacked first”, the story is corroborated by a cop-a cop that is a rookie new to the force.
It’s not suspicious at all.
I mean, Karen's in her house though
Karen: “For eons, I have only seen racism as a mere energy source that keeps me alive. But now I’ve discovered how much useful it is as the universe’s greatest weapon”
"Happy Halloween all my massives!"
-Bilbo Baggins
"Pop-pop!"
can you stop posting this unfunny shit? 2019 was 3 years ago
"Same to you, my Ewok!"
Karen Kenbombulus
"Meteor shit"
- Steven King ;)
It's not Halloween until you put that damn pumpkin OUT! 🎃
I tried watching this with my friend group drunk. It was miserable. Not even alcohol could save it. It’s impressive how much fun y’all had with it.
Can we appreciate how much effort Karen has to go to in order to get her Confederate soap? 😂
That’s definitely not going to be available in a local convenience store, especially in the areas they live, so she has to specially order it from somewhere AND do it regularly, paying additional shipping costs instead of going to the shop just so she can have her bloody soap bottle with the confederate battle flag? 🤣
Karen goes above and beyond, no doubt about that. 😅
What can I say... It's hard to be a woman in a world full of men.
As cringe as that item is, it's just a soap dispenser. All she has to do is unscrew the top and refill it.
@@BloodPaladin88 This is true, but Karen would be so adamantly against the Reduce, Reuse, Recycle message, I can see her throwing every bottle out on principle.
It's a reusable soap dispenser. Looks like it is made from clay. She could have had a family member in the hills with a kiln or picked it up at a swap meet. Especially when that's a "heritage" thing in the south. Movie is based around Nashville by that random establishing shot of the AT&T building.
I need a part 2 of Karen where the black couple hunts down the store owners of the Confederate soap and kills them off one by one 😂
Now Karen's kids are orphans #thoughtsandprayers for Kyle and Sarah 🙏
The Don: You kids need a place to stay for the night? My orphanage has a few extra rooms.
They're about to lose bone density pretty soon
They're about to taste some of that "Crack Epidemic" their mother went through.
@@Longshanks1690 And then The Don has his bike heartlessly stolen by Carol Danvers, setting up Captain Marvel 2 where Kyle and Sarah avenge their adopted father.
Thanks for reminding me of Jay Exci's "Not Efap" Watchmojo/Rise of Skywalker stream that spent more time talking about "alpha orphans" and Goliath.
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This is the moment when Karen became Heisemberg
_Breaking Bad theme_
"They think that they can listen to that...that...porch music in my neighborhood?! I AM THE ONE WHO TWERKS!!!" - Karen Morbius -probably, maybe.
@@Awakened_Mucacha “look at me hector”
"I hate being black..."
-JLongBone
Black guy "helping my people"
Karen "Your people have such interesting names"
HOW DARE SHE????
Oh my god I didn’t even notice😂
My favorite part of this movie is when Karen said "Its Karen time", and then Karened all over the floor.
God dammit, the internet has utterly ruined my sense of humor. Take your upvote and go away.
I loved when Karen held Santa in her arms and told him: I never knew that you were still alive all this time Uncle Morbius. Thank you for giving me a wuhite Christmas.
Then he said: Don't be a Morbcist... Blegh.
@@mantha6912 RANK10YUGIOH did some serious damage with that one tweet...
This movie made 100 Karenillion dollars thanks to absolutely epic scenes like that.
That unironically happened though
The Soap will rise again
"Doncha know..? I'm electro."
Karen's vibrator
The lower of the two swords is a spanish bastard sword. I own one that is almost exactly the same. Film makers were too lazy to actually order African swords. Africans had some really cool swords too, often really curved and exotic.
When half your film is anti cop propaganda, don't fuck up everything about the law and how the system works. Every single time it shows the cop doing cop things he breaks so many laws and commits grave constitution violations. The fact is the very first time he arrested the kids he is out of a job, the moment he does a stop without probable articulatable cause and searches the car without a body cam and without consent he is out of a job. The moment he failed to give him the warrant and searched the whole house without telling them what he is allowed to search for is a crime. The fact is not a single police force in America would allow that POS to be active after that first false arrest ruins so much about my suspension of disbelief. Mind you I already had none but with how much the writers seem to hate cops it sucks so damn much that they don't bother trying to at least educate people on their rights.
Your comment is invalid, don't you realize that the person who wrote this masterpiece is an intelligent, college educated, woke black man.
I feel like the movie's hamfisted point is about the Police being corrupt like Karen is, except most of the neighborhood clearly sides against her and bad brother cop whenever their misdeeds actually come to their awareness, not to mention random other cop clearly objects to the racism to the point of shooting another officer, so the film doesn't even convey this idea that it's systemic or anything.
Incidentally, since I'm not familiar with the law and statutes, what is the ruling on a scenario like that ending, where good cop shoots bad cop to death because he had probable cause to think he was about to commit a murder himself?
@@papershadow it comes to if it was a black cop that shot the cop
@@papershadow again considering so many other crimes were committed by this cop in as far as I can tell a few days, the one who is alive can easily claim he was protecting a civilian seeing as how the corrupt cop had committed so many basic constitutional violation on the family of the person who he defended, and when Karen had a gun trained on her which is also probably a crime especially after the cop told her to drop it and she didn't comply. There is simply no way that cop would be charged unless the prosecuter was corrupt beyond belief and no lawsuit for wrongful death would hold up in civil court because as far as that cop knew he was stopping the killing of an unconscious civilian.
@@stigmaoftherose Can't he also claim it was in self defense since the good cop got shot in the shoulder?
So Karen knocked over their trashcan because she was mad they didn't move it from the curb once the trash was collected, but it was full of trash, there is a whole scene picking up the spilled trash, so clearly the trash had yet to be collected. What?!
Wait, I thought it was because they put it out a day too late or something, that's really stupid... what was Coke thinking? I'm starting to think "Coke" is a nickname people gave him because of his habits.
No. If you listen closely she's mad because they put it out a day before it was supposed collected. That is a legit complaint though and some counties can fine you if you put your trash out too early, but when they say "too early" they usually mean like 2-6 days. Most people wouldn't give a shit if you put it a day early.
@@DisplayThisOkay Ok, that makes more sense. The cleaning the trash bit was still hilarious, though.
But can we talk about how during that scene her house is situated right next to the black couple's instead of her house being located opposite to the couples?
What happened there or am I just tripping!
This really is a porn movie without the porn.
Not really sure that's the case, I mean with the quality drop of most things these days, this could very well be a complete porn movie in the same way The Last Jedi is a Star Wars movie.
It’s like boring race play porn, which is a really interesting sentence.
Is it the prequel that explains Guyladriel's origins?
"Yes."
-Bilbo Baggins
Karen Cinematic Universe. Featuring She Hulk and Capitan Marvel.
I can't believe Shaun King didn't help write this movie.
Talcum X is the realist kang d00d
I was worried when they announced watching this film that I would die of cringe, however I am dying of laughter. They fail so hard they fail at their preachiness
(Edit) Omg this is up with malignant as a new favourite movie 😂😂
THAT TRUMPET SCENE
so this black couple moves into a neighborhood they know is named after a confederate solider, want to stay by their own kind self-admittedly by them, complain that the entire neighborhood is racist but get everything they want the moment they run into a problem by some one else, complain that there are basic home-owner society standards of keeping your trash off the street on time which is something my lower-midddle class family did without a HOS either.
This honestly makes the black couple the instigators on every level here since they being so 'socially aware' they'd know they wouldn't be welcome or assume that at the very least, blame EVERYONE but the one person who's actually making the problems for them, demand an apparently tight-nit community change everything for them because that community had the 'blessing' of these two moving in and that's it. They had a hundred red flags of "you know, moving here could be a bad idea" just by the name alone of the area as they stated, but did it anyway.
What i'm trying to say is, this movie when you take a step back, the villains won.
Every 60 Seconds In Africa, A Minute Passes.
But together we can stop that...
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Soyuz2578 You laugh while Africa suffers, but it doesn't have to be this way.
@@Kernwadi tell that to Diabeto 😹
"THE WORLD!"
DAAAAMMMM YOOOOU TIIIIIIIIME!!!!!!!
I fucking lost it at the Zatarain's Trumpeteer 🤣🤣🤣
Has anyone mentioned that the wife claims that Karen invited herself. But earlier, while she was out jogging, she gave Karen the time and place of the party.
I can't wait for the sequel. Kyle and Stacey: The revenge. See racism is like poetry, it rhymes and if it rhymes you can rap it.
Early movie; Asian Lady: There hasn't been a black family in this neighborhood in 10 years
Mid movie; HOA goon: Karen, one of the kids you called the police on lives in the neighborhood and his father is a prominent civil rights attorney.
Kid must have stealth moved into the neighborhood because given how comically racist Karen is supposed to be, this should be something she should know.
Or Asian lady lied to Karen because she hate whitey too.
Not surprising at all that continuity does not exist in such a garbage film.
To the movie's credit Asian lady said living on this street not neighborhood.
Also Malik said to Karen that his wife didn't know about the weed smoking but later she knows about it when he gets caught(?) It doesn't explain whether he told her about the weed on his own before being freaked by the police?
That ending credits scene might be the most tone deaf thing I've seen in a film lol
The sad thing about this film is that the creators believe the shit they wrote and filmed reflects reality.
"SHUT UP JAY" -Mauler being an absolute legend
Remember when Tropic Thunder made fun of dialogue wrote like this… ahh the days when competent people actually got to write dialogue
I was half expecting the Chris Rock how not to get your ass kicked by the police PSA sketch during the first arrest.
I still sing "From whips and chains to whhipsss and chaiiinnnssssss" from time to time.
At one point I was giving the film to much credit. During the climax of the film when Karen was breaking into Imani's house I thought that she was going to incriminate herself with her own camera's pointing at the house, but that never goes anywhere? Also what about Karen's kids? They seemed normal but now they have no parents, no uncle, no other relatives; they are going to just get tossed into the foster care system and the film never addresses it.
Sarah. Sire of Karen
Imani sounds like Amani the way that they say it in the movie. Amani is a very popular brand with women. It makes no sense to me, how Karen acts like her name is hard to say at one point in that movie.
Also, racist lady's kids are just props for showing how racist mommy is. They go back into the time out cage in the basement after they are done dealing with the blacks.
You forget, they're white!
Who gives a fuck?
fitting for a black director/writer movie to not care about kids, the stereotype writes themselves
@@Awakened_Mucacha Maybe its just the editing for this EFAP. But it seems like the son's only 2 scenes he was in was the peep show and the basketball scene. And the only scene the daughter was in was the one where she says mum is racist.
"Karens" come in all colors. It's their irrational actions and behavior that unites them under the title.
But pity the ladies named "Karen" that don't practice the poor behavior.
Karen looks like Wednesday Addams if she actually got along with the kids in the summer camp on the second movie.
I agree with JLongBone, I'm ready to hand in my black card.
I handed it in when I was 10.
I'm with you on that 💯.
Starting with something really scary, this is an actual movie, someone paid for this
Few things that scary
That family guy joke at the end was so perfect