SCP-5031 - Yet Another Murder Monster (SCP Animation)

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  • Опубліковано 28 гру 2024

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  • @toeseater2855
    @toeseater2855 4 роки тому +7023

    D-Class:"I just got tested with scp-173 today"
    other D-class:"I was instructed to go into SCP-682 Containtment Chamber"
    D-52125: *"I taught a ghost how to draw chicken"*

  • @krea8402
    @krea8402 3 роки тому +3608

    "This is my child, he may have six hands and a sharp tail but that's because he's bilingual"

    • @sug4rys0ur
      @sug4rys0ur 3 роки тому +78

      @Aiden Howell Exactly

    • @calme6393
      @calme6393 3 роки тому +20

      He's a cancer

    • @Mountain_2
      @Mountain_2 3 роки тому +13

      @@calme6393 i had to read this comment twice

    • @calme6393
      @calme6393 3 роки тому +5

      @@Mountain_2 my one?

    • @Mountain_2
      @Mountain_2 3 роки тому +14

      @@calme6393 yeah I though you said he has cancer

  • @iamacatperson7226
    @iamacatperson7226 3 роки тому +4678

    Imagine being a D class, going into a room with an SCP, blindfold on, thinking you’re gonna die. And then you become it’s friend

  • @freddym99
    @freddym99 3 роки тому +1703

    SCP-5031: *"RAMSAY!"*
    Ramsay: "Yes chef!"
    SCP-5031: "This meal is cooked beautifully. Service please"

    • @bananapalzee
      @bananapalzee 2 роки тому +202

      Scp-5031: WHAT ARE YOU
      Ramsay:I’m an idiot sandwich

    • @manoftheriver
      @manoftheriver 2 роки тому +109

      SCP-5031: The only person/creature to remember the lamb sauce.

    • @guidinglight9082
      @guidinglight9082 Рік тому +33

      @@bananapalzee DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE!

  • @aircat386
    @aircat386 3 роки тому +3160

    Every D-Class: I'm gonna die!
    D-52125: And this is a crayon! You can make pictures, see?

    • @karmapunch3410
      @karmapunch3410 3 роки тому +371

      Also D-52125: If you cook it in a non-stick pan, it won’t stick! That’s why it’s called FUCKING NON-STIII *IIIIICK*

    • @RamielEdits
      @RamielEdits 3 роки тому +223

      @Ryan Chilton scp-5031: *S A L T*

    • @vexxama
      @vexxama 3 роки тому +91

      I wonder if they kept around that d class considering how the creature got attached

    • @aircat386
      @aircat386 3 роки тому +38

      @@vexxama I hope they did

    • @Ares99999
      @Ares99999 3 роки тому +143

      @@vexxama Well, in the article, it seems to want to see the D-Class (which it calls by his name, Robert) on a regular basis, and seems to see him as a friend (it's implied to be mutual). Given that, I find it unlikely that they'd put him into dangerous situations that might kill him, at least not voluntarily. Why risk enraging an Anomaly at this point?
      Robert pretty much has hit the jackpot.

  • @koikoimono4748
    @koikoimono4748 3 роки тому +10237

    can we just appreciate the fact that this dude pretty much adopted the scp like a child... teaching it new things

  • @arachne6074
    @arachne6074 4 роки тому +7056

    The researcher: so yeah I started out just trying to calm down a monster and long story short I became it’s dad

    • @marcusrauch4223
      @marcusrauch4223 3 роки тому +479

      Just as I thought. I‘m sure at the end of the thanksgiving dinner, he felt like a proud dad.

    • @undeadprinceofchaos3731
      @undeadprinceofchaos3731 3 роки тому +348

      @@marcusrauch4223 Agreed. I mean he pretty much IS kinda like his dad when you think about it. He taught SCP-5031 everything it knows and helped it become the master artist and chef it is today!

    • @sekinaperkins4618
      @sekinaperkins4618 3 роки тому +132

      it Became Gordon ramsey

    • @andrewtate9860
      @andrewtate9860 3 роки тому +64

      @@sekinaperkins4618 Better

    • @RandomNulls
      @RandomNulls 3 роки тому +101

      Plot twist: when he first met it he played dad instead of dead

  • @looneypeach
    @looneypeach 3 роки тому +927

    "SCP-5031 has said it's first word, salt. We are all immensely proud."
    so wholesome

  • @who_else_but_s3ason
    @who_else_but_s3ason 3 роки тому +4237

    This has the same energy as that one meme:
    “Steve, there’s a raccoon in my house. What do I do?”
    “Idk, play dad”
    “WAIT NO, PLAY DEAD! DEAD!”
    “Now he knows how to ride a bike”

  • @swtorgamer212
    @swtorgamer212 3 роки тому +2342

    Creature at first: *scary monster*
    Creature later: Master chef, incredible musician, master of the English language..

    • @another_world0
      @another_world0 3 роки тому +123

      And one more thing: salt

    • @aesiro1336
      @aesiro1336 3 роки тому +40

      The last one is not really true. It hasn't learned to speak many words, but instead having to communicate with wooden blocks, and even then it's vocabulary isn't very large.

    • @a_PIayer
      @a_PIayer 3 роки тому +16

      SALT

    • @Star_II3S
      @Star_II3S 3 роки тому +23

      Imagine if there's a containment breach and it's door opens it sees the researcher that teaches it it's ways he can attac protec but most importantly he can cook

    • @juansebastiancastroechever3763
      @juansebastiancastroechever3763 3 роки тому +5

      oompaville

  • @essamarram1056
    @essamarram1056 3 роки тому +2060

    I love that the Foundation didn't even terminate or amnesticize D-52125 at the end of the month. They let him live because otherwise anomalous Gordon Ramsey would have been sad.

    • @Olimar92
      @Olimar92 3 роки тому +244

      They had no reason to. D-Class are not terminated on the regular. Unless an SCP requires termination as part of it's containment, or the application of amnestics, it is not done. Seeing as all tests were being done to reduce the discomfort and stress of SCP-5031, it would not make sense to do those things to D-52125.
      D-Class are not always death row inmates, and could be volunteers or homeless. The Foundation wouldn't exist if they regularly killed their D-Class personnel.

    • @krofgninut5984
      @krofgninut5984 3 роки тому +139

      @@Olimar92 it depends on the headcannon, but I remember that at one point in the SCP stories, D class were executed at the end of the month; the promise of release was a ruse.
      Ive later read a story where they use the powerful amnestics from 3000 to just wipe the D class's memory of the previous month and make them do another month.

    • @Olimar92
      @Olimar92 3 роки тому +114

      @@krofgninut5984 With how many experiments they have, it wouldn't be feasible to kill D-Class at the end of the month. How could a secret organization like the Foundation keep itself hidden if they are trying to get thousands of D-Class each month? Not to mention the amount of D-Class that get killed during testing.

    • @krofgninut5984
      @krofgninut5984 3 роки тому +36

      @@Olimar92 im not the one who wrote it. But the foundation is a global operation with transfinite resources and secret contact with nearly every organization, official or not. Everything about the foundation is hard to believe.

    • @jackcook9005
      @jackcook9005 3 роки тому +45

      Regardless of normal procedures im sure huxtable put in a special request to have 52125 remain alive and employed as to ensure the scp didnt become upset

  • @shadowcloak3923
    @shadowcloak3923 2 роки тому +151

    OMG I LOVE THIS.
    5031 went from a scary invisible monster that can cut you in half, to the foundations own professional chef and pianist just because one guy felt empathy.

  • @lancelot5286
    @lancelot5286 3 роки тому +2984

    i like how the creature is literally supposed to be terrifiying, a ghost with 6 clawed arms and a tail with a slicing blade.
    its a fucking chef.

    • @vytautasbalsys4913
      @vytautasbalsys4913 3 роки тому +322

      murders everything in the room when there's no lamb sauce

    • @nahyankamale9989
      @nahyankamale9989 3 роки тому +271

      W̴̢̭̙̞̃̏̒͊̿͊̿́ḣ̸̻̘̱̥͖̥̗̅̚ẹ̴͎̱͙̫́̾͘r̵̮͙̝̘͙̲͍̝͚̃͆̌̉͘͝͝ͅȩ̵̙̠͖͕̫̊̍̉̉̏̀̈́̎̂̽̾͝s̵̡̛̞̞̖̜̞͚͒͑̐̉̊͑̐͘͠ ̸̢̙̑̀̋̑̓̂̈́̃͠t̸̢̡̝̥̘͖͉̮̊̈́̒̓͂͆̇̀̀̉̚͠h̸͕̹̲̗̐̽ě̴͙̹͙̫͕͒͐͂͛͊̚ͅ ̸͎̜͚̔̀̓͒͗̔̿̍͘͝͝l̷̜̒̓͒̅͌̓̔̒̄̐ą̴͕̘̥̗͎̹͕̹͂̇̌͑m̵͍̖̣̲̹̪̘̜̬̬̊̃b̸̡̨̧̡͓̼̦͍͎̦̾̅̑͝ ̵̡̞̼̬͌̉̉̊̔̇͋͝͠͠͝s̵̞̞̓̅͘a̶̡̳̤͇̎͐̈͂ͅų̵̛̠̲̙̦̮̲̗̽̇͒͛͐́́͜͝c̴̤̰̪̹͕̺̞̏́̋́̍̎́͑͝e̴͙͇̱̹̤͈̐̓̊?̶̛̮̳̋̔̊͛̾͊͑̑͐̏͠

    • @GnomeMemer1
      @GnomeMemer1 3 роки тому +94

      and a musician that plays piano

    • @user-zi8lg5qu1h
      @user-zi8lg5qu1h 3 роки тому +48

      He just uses natural knives

    • @alexandrecharest4853
      @alexandrecharest4853 3 роки тому +8

      An a musician

  • @Christian-dk5uo
    @Christian-dk5uo 3 роки тому +3476

    5031 in the outside: *I am terrestrial being who can go invisible and kill anyone i want*
    5031 in the inside: *my bowling ball broke :(*

    • @Star_II3S
      @Star_II3S 3 роки тому +239

      Proceeds to cry

    • @Laura-tk3zk
      @Laura-tk3zk 3 роки тому +353

      5031 in the inside: *WHERES THE LAMB S A U C E*

    • @Glitz_br
      @Glitz_br 3 роки тому +280

      @@Laura-tk3zk *I NEED MORE GARLIC POWDER*

    • @benitoperez8884
      @benitoperez8884 3 роки тому +170

      @@Glitz_br *I REQUIRE SALT*

    • @Breadlootgoblin
      @Breadlootgoblin 3 роки тому +179

      @@benitoperez8884 FATHER I REQUIRE THE *I N G R E D I E N T S*

  • @RedHorizonz
    @RedHorizonz 4 роки тому +2604

    the article is amazing though here’s an excerpt:
    “SCP 5031 has said its first word: “Salt”
    We are all immensely proud.”

    • @heliosjollywolf9552
      @heliosjollywolf9552 3 роки тому +136

      turns out scp 5031 was a gamer in hart

    • @prarthanavig456
      @prarthanavig456 3 роки тому +20

      black dog yt scarlet king is scp 100
      sorry Gavin brown i ment scarlet king is scp 001

    • @steelking9973
      @steelking9973 3 роки тому +46

      THAT ONE HAD ME TEARING UP

    • @wingedkatgirl
      @wingedkatgirl 3 роки тому +36

      *extreme happiness intensifies*

    • @loernius
      @loernius 3 роки тому +17

      i literally cried reading this article, this is by far my favorite SCP

  • @drawnwithlove3499
    @drawnwithlove3499 2 роки тому +156

    This story felt like one of those 'difficult, problem child is given an opportunity to be better by a patient and kind mentor' but way more interesting. I love it!!! The SCP has like a Sr. Researcher dad and a D-Class mom and they taught it how to cook and play music.
    it also had a nice character arc which is new to me for wholesome SCPs. They're usually nice from the get-go or naturally malevolent, but I love how this SCP grew like it was a troublesome child into a fine, young adult. New favorite SCP for me!

  • @mesmoe-rizing
    @mesmoe-rizing 3 роки тому +2283

    In the researcher lunchroom:
    "So what did your department do?"
    "We taught an SCP who killed at least five men to cook and play piano."

    • @tigerstover7620
      @tigerstover7620 3 роки тому +165

      A Co-worker: not the weirdest thing.

    • @mesmoe-rizing
      @mesmoe-rizing 3 роки тому +176

      @@tigerstover7620 you should try his Beef Bolognese, it's to DIE for.

    • @angsty_saint
      @angsty_saint 3 роки тому +104

      Dude probably got a promotion for that I mean it's not exactly common to civilize a anomalous creature sure we have some that start safe but how many start bad and go good through some honest effort researcher was a cut above most

    • @MoltenUprisingMK
      @MoltenUprisingMK 3 роки тому +47

      Y'know, if you want learning, I'll bet Miss J aka SCP-5094 would do a great job teaching 5031.

    • @velcrozadoesart8163
      @velcrozadoesart8163 3 роки тому +41

      @@mesmoe-rizing
      A co-worker:"Huxtable just adopted it and yeah, now SCP 5031 is a musician and chef."

  • @PhantomJavelin
    @PhantomJavelin 3 роки тому +2588

    "The creature... was learning."
    Man, it feels weird to hear that without it being a menacing foreshadowing.

    • @kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331
      @kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331 3 роки тому +54

      8:05

    • @austinwhite3132
      @austinwhite3132 3 роки тому +69

      It is truly a gentle creature

    • @kneecaps4530
      @kneecaps4530 3 роки тому +29

      @@devikakrishna4464 imagine rickroling 682

    • @microorganismabbacchio2270
      @microorganismabbacchio2270 3 роки тому +19

      It learned how to surpass humans in every way

    • @The-Branch
      @The-Branch 3 роки тому +42

      Honestly, with 5031's title and a statement like that, I was constantly waiting for a sudden dark turn, like it poisoning the Thanksgiving meal or something. Kinda feel bad now...

  • @rizzwastaken
    @rizzwastaken 4 роки тому +1754

    Gordon Ramsay: " *Finally, some good fucking food* "

    • @jacobsheehan9715
      @jacobsheehan9715 3 роки тому +52

      Scp 5031: your welcome

    • @wisenotwise2676
      @wisenotwise2676 3 роки тому +10

      Gordon is too sensitive tho

    • @pissahut8178
      @pissahut8178 3 роки тому +30

      @@wisenotwise2676 actually no hes a top tier chef so his standerds are super high something he would call okay would be the best meal of out lives

    • @cobrastudios5935
      @cobrastudios5935 3 роки тому +8

      I’d like to see them have a cook off, Gordon and SCP 5031

    • @cobrastudios5935
      @cobrastudios5935 3 роки тому +3

      @@shardinhand1243 Look for a lamb sauce mine, there everywhere

  • @wowlives9340
    @wowlives9340 3 роки тому +81

    What makes this really impressive is that this scp literally learned all mentioned talents and mastered them within 2 months literally

  • @yonatanmoritz
    @yonatanmoritz 3 роки тому +1989

    Researcher Huxtable is a great example of a good parent. Instead of punishing a child for acting out he searches for the cause and looks to change it in order to better the child's life.

    • @christanf691
      @christanf691 3 роки тому +69

      preach

    • @izukumidorya3826
      @izukumidorya3826 3 роки тому +3

      NO

    • @andreah9587
      @andreah9587 3 роки тому +78

      @@izukumidorya3826 YES

    • @ematic0054
      @ematic0054 3 роки тому +103

      @@izukumidorya3826 *Bet your the type of parent that doesn’t allow their kids a chance in an argument. Or tell them not to talk back
      While you do it after an argument, With the soul reason “Because I’m the parent”*

    • @thepronoob4039
      @thepronoob4039 3 роки тому +105

      Not just a good parent, but also a good scientist and researcher. Instead of assuming things basing on what's observed on the surface, Huxtable performed experiments.

  • @pencilRC1
    @pencilRC1 3 роки тому +1932

    Imagine living a sucky life but then someone plays weird sounds and suddenly your life becomes really cool.

  • @demigodgamez
    @demigodgamez 3 роки тому +2372

    Senior Researcher Huxtable:
    "Are you winning, son?"
    SCP-5031:
    "Yes, dad.
    I have become a master chef, talented musician with a taste for classical music, and an expert in the English language."

    • @strongmoose4937
      @strongmoose4937 3 роки тому +325

      more like
      "Are ya winning, son?"
      "Salt"

    • @windowsxpmemesandstufflol
      @windowsxpmemesandstufflol 3 роки тому +89

      SCP-5031: REEEEEEEE
      SCP-173:
      *thinking
      why are you screaming I’m literally being looked at

    • @TheDaltonius
      @TheDaltonius 3 роки тому +32

      @@windowsxpmemesandstufflol
      Scp 173: wait if your invisible how do I know when your looking away
      2 months later: SCP 173 neutralized, it no longer responses to any stimuli or moves at all.

    • @windowsxpmemesandstufflol
      @windowsxpmemesandstufflol 3 роки тому +16

      @@TheDaltonius Plot Twist: Peanut doesn’t actually observe

    • @geraldtucker6952
      @geraldtucker6952 3 роки тому +19

      He really did just adopt a ghosty toddler and raised it into Gordon ramsay mozart thing creature man

  • @mistahjenkins4826
    @mistahjenkins4826 2 роки тому +95

    I must admit, this is a really wholesome thing. Like, it's a murderous-looking monstrosity that seems more than able to kill you.
    ... And yet, it just wants to cook and play music. And now he has a little family, of a sense!

  • @-Miasimon
    @-Miasimon 3 роки тому +5035

    Imagine being the luckiest D-boy in the entire foundation. Just chilling and teaching a wholesome SCP how to cook, draw, and play music. No risk of dying, unless another SCP breaches containment.

    • @heru7182
      @heru7182 3 роки тому +447

      Quick! Everyone into 5031’s containment. We’ll wait out the breach with a sea-bass deconstruction and a bottle of ‘79.

    • @jonathanli5364
      @jonathanli5364 3 роки тому +46

      someone tell him

    • @skeletonjanitor
      @skeletonjanitor 3 роки тому +44

      @@jonathanli5364 tell him what

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 3 роки тому +186

      Oh no you're wrong there, there was DEFINITELY an overwhelming RISK of dying. The thing sliced a damn tennis ball in half with its built in guillotine blade, and had a history of killing humans before the start of this story, you seem to be forgetting this. This is much more RISKY than playing with a tame tiger.

    • @laurakastrup
      @laurakastrup 3 роки тому +184

      Even if there’s a containment breach do you really think 6 Armed Gordon Ramsay here will let his friend get butchered? We know he’s capable of violence

  • @Just_Ben_YT
    @Just_Ben_YT 4 роки тому +2644

    this thing is kind of adorable and endearing in a terrifying way

    • @cookarain6205
      @cookarain6205 4 роки тому +83

      It terrifying in look but in inside it adorable

    • @saltymisfit6566
      @saltymisfit6566 4 роки тому +31

      Are you talking about this SCP or Chucky from Childsplay? Sounds like a description that could go for either 🤔 😅

    • @Just_Ben_YT
      @Just_Ben_YT 4 роки тому +6

      @@saltymisfit6566 yes

    • @Ogbrainded
      @Ogbrainded 4 роки тому +17

      Awwww he’s learning

    • @kari7403
      @kari7403 4 роки тому +12

      That's what I said, when I saw my first child, as a brand new, newborn, for the very first time!
      🤔😬😄

  • @serbsi2922
    @serbsi2922 3 роки тому +1781

    I can't be the only person to feel that about a third of the monsters just need proper treatment to become like this?

    • @sapphiredawn4321
      @sapphiredawn4321 3 роки тому +131

      You have a point but a lot of scps are mostly "done"

    • @kammy6340
      @kammy6340 3 роки тому +20

      Yes. I think so too.

    • @friendlycanadian3150
      @friendlycanadian3150 3 роки тому +128

      I love how scp 682 has had so many stories were other scps became friends with it and pacified it just for the foundation to say "that's cool and all but when are we going to try and kill it?"

    • @serbsi2922
      @serbsi2922 3 роки тому +47

      God upon observation the foundation : "Hell is empty and all the devils are here"

    • @bonkc7313
      @bonkc7313 3 роки тому +19

      Yeah 682 prolly just needs a hug

  • @Powsnic
    @Powsnic 2 роки тому +45

    The most wholesome SCP tale there is, going from a murderous monster to a gentle creature is a really good tale.

  • @DeflatTheGaming
    @DeflatTheGaming 3 роки тому +890

    I always forget that the some of the guys who write the scp wikis are seriously some of the most talented storytellers on the internet.

    • @crabgal
      @crabgal 3 роки тому +19

      They’re the storytellers I aspire to be

    • @adeel7556
      @adeel7556 3 роки тому

      @Ayaan Khan yea do we truly want to live with 682 and 173 also 096

    • @youknow2849
      @youknow2849 3 роки тому +1

      Non fiction stories that is and by men do you mean high security level scientists and govt agents

  • @bilboswaggins8962
    @bilboswaggins8962 3 роки тому +2270

    “Rolling the bowling ball at the chicken at high speeds, increasing the chickens stress levels” no shit

  • @headflap7569
    @headflap7569 3 роки тому +545

    "It was at this time that scp 5031 had its first words"
    *rotisserie chicken?*
    "Salt"
    *oh*

    • @HellishSpoon
      @HellishSpoon 3 роки тому +48

      was kinda hoping for "dad"
      it would have been cute if not cheesy

    • @caramelTime
      @caramelTime 3 роки тому +68

      @@HellishSpoon "father i request for garlic powder"

    • @sebastiancalvey1226
      @sebastiancalvey1226 3 роки тому +15

      @@caramelTime I legit read yours in Daimian Al'Ghul(Robin)'s Voice

    • @zaynafton4763
      @zaynafton4763 3 роки тому +4

      Lol same

  • @sloth8759
    @sloth8759 3 роки тому +82

    I wonder how many other SCPs could've/could be like this if they just had a supportive father figure and friendship

    • @darkdragoness5
      @darkdragoness5 5 місяців тому +3

      Depends on which ones they're dealing with. For every SCP that can be treated well with good people in charge, there's several that can't. Some are incapable of communicating, some have uncontrollable effects, and some are actively malicious even if they can be communicated with (scp-035 is a big one).

  • @sniclops15
    @sniclops15 3 роки тому +610

    5031 initially: *Terrifying murder monster*
    5031 now: *I N E E D M O R E G A R L I C P O W D E R !*

  • @Kagespd
    @Kagespd 3 роки тому +1831

    Imagine teaching an scp to speak and cook just for its first words be "SALT"

    • @Garm_Hound
      @Garm_Hound 3 роки тому +183

      He needed more salt

    • @toad8758
      @toad8758 3 роки тому +283

      Imagine if it was "WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE"

    • @k.w.6626
      @k.w.6626 3 роки тому +53

      @@toad8758 This killed me, thx for this

    • @Wildartist
      @Wildartist 3 роки тому +52

      @@toad8758 lol image if he cooks for Gordon Ramsay

    • @johngennaria
      @johngennaria 3 роки тому +32

      @@Wildartist you want the creature stressed? I'm sure Ramsey will be gentle but damn if Hell's Kitchen was an aspiration, I'd solidly say no for the anomaly.

  • @Videogametourist
    @Videogametourist 4 роки тому +2876

    "Cold not cruel"
    Thomas the D-class had never seen such bullshit before

  • @taylordlongcrow
    @taylordlongcrow 3 роки тому +28

    I actually skipped this video for so long because the title made me think it was literally just another murder monster (which are fine, and what I came here for), but after watching the video I am so proud of 5031, this was almost as wholesome as SCP-999.

  • @heisenburger5389
    @heisenburger5389 3 роки тому +580

    D-52125: So I accidentally played Dad instead dead, and now it knows how to play chopsticks and can cook michelin star food.

  • @angreypigeon9891
    @angreypigeon9891 4 роки тому +1543

    This scp is the definition of “don’t judge a book by its cover”

    • @zakkymiftahurrahman1665
      @zakkymiftahurrahman1665 4 роки тому +64

      Considering it doesn't have any cover to begin with.
      You can show me the exit

    • @angreypigeon9891
      @angreypigeon9891 4 роки тому +22

      @@zakkymiftahurrahman1665 r/technicallythetruth ill drink that

    • @JonesCrimson
      @JonesCrimson 4 роки тому +10

      Fair, but it's cover did slice people in half.

    • @Dark-dz8co
      @Dark-dz8co 4 роки тому

      true, true.

    • @customerservice1323
      @customerservice1323 4 роки тому +2

      @@JonesCrimson Has the SCP actually cut someone in half?

  • @Blank_User239
    @Blank_User239 4 роки тому +2012

    Any other kind of food: **Exists**
    SCP-5031: *What kind of Rotisserie Chicken is this?*

    • @kylermoody3623
      @kylermoody3623 4 роки тому +79

      Gordan ramasy WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE

    • @protorandom9097
      @protorandom9097 4 роки тому +40

      @@kylermoody3623 WHERES THE GARLIC POWDER!?

    • @vexxama
      @vexxama 4 роки тому +51

      I’d love if in its head it just classifies all food as just different forms of rotisserie chicken

    • @BUnitMN-T
      @BUnitMN-T 4 роки тому +35

      Scp5031 in five years:"What kind of fucking shit is this?! Where's the fucking garlic powder! You goddamn savage! What the fuck do you even consider food?!"

    • @youropinionisirrelevant6652
      @youropinionisirrelevant6652 4 роки тому +13

      @@BUnitMN-T omg im dying of laughter. i can hear this in my head.

  • @ashurad_fox5991
    @ashurad_fox5991 3 роки тому +223

    Dr. Bright: throw a D-Class at it until it stops.
    (Entity stops and begins cooking)
    Dr. Bright: Wait... It worked?!

    • @TheFi3nd
      @TheFi3nd 2 роки тому +39

      Dr clef:"sips coffee" yes

  • @Kahlessa
    @Kahlessa 4 роки тому +693

    Happiness: when you are the only D-class who knows how to cook so you get this assignment.

  • @masterluna293
    @masterluna293 4 роки тому +2191

    Its actually really nice to hear about an SCP who legitimately just wants to enjoy itself. This was wholesome and I loved it. Great narration, too

    • @masterryo8887
      @masterryo8887 4 роки тому +14

      POV, you forgot about this comment and now it has 405 likes

    • @blueberrycrepes
      @blueberrycrepes 4 роки тому +2

      @@masterryo8887 and in 7 hours is gained 17 more :o

    • @WolfyRed
      @WolfyRed 4 роки тому

      618 likes
      nice

    • @holybappleempire3258
      @holybappleempire3258 4 роки тому

      130 likes in 2 days nice

    • @buddermonger2000
      @buddermonger2000 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah there are a few like this. These are the "protect" part

  • @pizzapie5180
    @pizzapie5180 4 роки тому +2594

    So basically they found a murder demon with the mind of a child.
    And raised it into a happy chef.
    Wholsome.

  • @craigjay6820
    @craigjay6820 3 роки тому +29

    Researcher Huxstable should get a promotion and pay rise for his outstanding work.
    That was an endearing and sweet SCP tale, to warm the cockles of the heart, what a guy!!
    Next story now, for some good old gruesome terror, we've had a nice break from the savagery!

  • @themememaker4929
    @themememaker4929 4 роки тому +3685

    SCP-999: I am the most wholesome SCP!
    SCP-5031: Hold my cooking hat

    • @themememaker4929
      @themememaker4929 4 роки тому +51

      @@smoothie1408 I... don't... understand... Why did you comment this link

    • @peacekeeper3227
      @peacekeeper3227 4 роки тому +16

      @@smoothie1408 ..... Ok?

    • @jonahpalomo1713
      @jonahpalomo1713 4 роки тому +50

      @@themememaker4929 It's spam content.

    • @kawa69
      @kawa69 4 роки тому +30

      This SCP is SCP-999 done right.

    • @thefireman17492
      @thefireman17492 4 роки тому +13

      @@smoothie1408 no.

  • @whythough4848
    @whythough4848 4 роки тому +3127

    That researcher taught a whole SCP how not to be a killing machine and gave it a way better life.Respect.

    • @tykkimykk3028
      @tykkimykk3028 4 роки тому +244

      Can we just give him a round of applause for not only helping the cap have a better life but find its hobbies and some new friends not only by doing this did he gain more research on a very dangerous SCP but he has helped find more ways to treat the SCP’s to have kinder habitats and lifestyles

    • @TranscendentalMindX
      @TranscendentalMindX 4 роки тому +42

      Yes. Things usually come as wholes.

    • @orangejuice9102
      @orangejuice9102 4 роки тому +42

      *Respect 1000*

    • @terryghas3205
      @terryghas3205 4 роки тому +7

      ua-cam.com/video/S4EXo_-FbiI/v-deo.html

    • @Selcaw
      @Selcaw 4 роки тому +55

      This is generally heart warming. Not all the time brute force and cold cut behavior is the answer, Sometimes a little kindness and even sooth the most monsterous beings.

  • @Churrb
    @Churrb 3 роки тому +2033

    “I’m so proud of my kid”
    “You have a kid?”
    “It’s complicated.”

    • @sebastiancalvey1226
      @sebastiancalvey1226 3 роки тому +47

      The FOUNDATION: * Has Terminating Dart ready *

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo 3 роки тому +30

      @@sebastiancalvey1226 Well, no Thanksgiving this year....

    • @kaneko89
      @kaneko89 3 роки тому +22

      @@Qardo Gordon Ramsay isn’t gonna be happy for long

    • @Jamiera7890
      @Jamiera7890 3 роки тому +3

      He la steal yer chicken

    • @lugacha9459
      @lugacha9459 3 роки тому +2

      @@Qardo 😭

  • @estebanpineros9409
    @estebanpineros9409 2 роки тому +69

    Damn. I loved this one! I love how this SCP grows and develops, and it was heartwarming to see that this time, revised parameters weren't solely to contain the creature better, but simply to make it happy. This obviously won't work with every anomaly, but it's nice to see that, to combat monsters, the Foundation doesn't always have to commit monstrous hands; rather, simply being a good person can sometimes be better than the strongest cage. It would be interesting to see more SCPs interacting with this researcher, as he tries to understand the underlying being within the spooky or strange appearance. Imagine a site without reinforced cages, but instead a rehabilitation center where SCPs can thrive and grow (obviously with containment measures such as reinforced blast doors, cctv, and at least some armed guards in constant patrol, just in case). It would not only be a good thing for many creautres, but it would logitically be a far more efficient containment if the "inmates" didn't have to consider themselves to be in a prison, but rather a home. Hell, some SCPs could even help contain some of their more dangerous brethren, if only we gave them a reason to wish to help us, like showing them we care about them.

    • @SilentWanderer-fd8ws
      @SilentWanderer-fd8ws Рік тому

      A few words my good friend:
      Site-43, the most chill site ever, both in anomalies and security protocols.

  • @butterflyenjoyer230
    @butterflyenjoyer230 3 роки тому +1642

    "Yet another murder monster" i feel like we were all clickbaited into a wholesome scp story i have conflicted feelings about this

    • @great_channel
      @great_channel 3 роки тому +119

      I think its a joke about the cliche hostile scps the foundation has they are just like "oh its just another murder monster" but in fact if they teach the monster it will not be hostile anymore

    • @butterflyenjoyer230
      @butterflyenjoyer230 3 роки тому +9

      @@great_channel it was a joke but ok

    • @great_channel
      @great_channel 3 роки тому +18

      @@butterflyenjoyer230 i was joking too

    • @butterflyenjoyer230
      @butterflyenjoyer230 3 роки тому +9

      @@great_channel ah well then time to put myself on r/wooosh because i missed the joke

    • @great_channel
      @great_channel 3 роки тому

      @@butterflyenjoyer230 k

  • @MissingNo0001
    @MissingNo0001 3 роки тому +2408

    SCP: can be potentially dangerous and end the world quite easily
    Researcher: *my new son*

  • @badzombies2003
    @badzombies2003 4 роки тому +467

    This SCP is "Don't judge a book by it's cover" in a literal form. It's nice to see something different instead of endless murder.

    • @gal-actic
      @gal-actic 4 роки тому +1

      So true

    • @Engi662
      @Engi662 4 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @hardiksingh2065
      @hardiksingh2065 4 роки тому +4

      At first i felt
      Here we go again
      Next moment i knew it just needed a friend.
      D52125 would be never used to test any other scp.

    • @brothersgt.grauwolff6716
      @brothersgt.grauwolff6716 4 роки тому +4

      sometimes the it's not about protecting humanity from the monsters it's protecting the monsters from humanity

    • @johncarter1198
      @johncarter1198 4 роки тому

      @@Engi662 lo

  • @kommiekoathanger1418
    @kommiekoathanger1418 3 роки тому +11

    This is potentially one of the cutest scp stories, the idea that this terrifying monster is only terrifying in appearance and that in reality it was simply misunderstood and just needed guidance so that it could learn to express itself

  • @runzumarun4925
    @runzumarun4925 3 роки тому +544

    This man legit went dad mode and helped create the best chef in the foundation history...also the only d class to be kept alive cause an SCP considers him their friend

    • @shreddedcheese4483
      @shreddedcheese4483 3 роки тому +12

      indeed

    • @Olimar92
      @Olimar92 3 роки тому +1

      A few are probably kept alive, if only to reduce training costs on containment. If you don't need to die for it why be killed?

    • @ShayeMapes
      @ShayeMapes 2 роки тому

      There was 1 D-class that was able to live a normal live because of SCP Mis Jay's wizz kid school house.

  • @ProdYafa
    @ProdYafa 3 роки тому +634

    "After tasting the D-Class's cooking, SCP-5053 uttered it's first words"
    "ITS FOCKIN DRY"

  • @Jorpda
    @Jorpda 4 роки тому +475

    It’s somewhat wholesome to not only see another nice SCP, but that a researcher was able to recognise this and give it one of the closest things to an education for an SCP

  • @zesterfrost_music
    @zesterfrost_music 7 місяців тому +1

    The writer who wrote this SCP deserves a standing ovation for marinating us in a wholesomeness sweeter than nectar. 👏

  • @LoganWH8
    @LoganWH8 3 роки тому +2575

    Other D Class: “I have to mop up 173’s poop and if I break eye contact for half a second it’ll snap my neck.” “That’s nothing. Next time 106 breaks containment, they’re gonna snap my femur in half and just let it take me.”
    This D Class: oh wow, this is the best steak I’ve ever had. Is that a hint of cinnamon I’m picking up in the red wine reduction? I never would’ve thought of that! Five stars as always my guy!

    • @EternallyDoomed
      @EternallyDoomed 3 роки тому +153

      The d classes who get murder monster must be happy

    • @IberianCraftsman
      @IberianCraftsman 3 роки тому +14

      666 likes

    • @mikethegoo
      @mikethegoo 3 роки тому +83

      Imagine the man going: This is great, but may I suggest next time you try adding one pore pinch of salt?
      And then the SCP absolutely losing his shit instead?

    • @nathanlaughlin5380
      @nathanlaughlin5380 3 роки тому +23

      @@EternallyDoomed their weight on the other hand probably goes through the roof

    • @360Turn
      @360Turn 2 роки тому +24

      @@mikethegoo the scp just stares at him awkwardly for 5 seconds sort of confused
      Then snaps his neck

  • @Slushiebop
    @Slushiebop 3 роки тому +630

    I feel kinda jealous of that D class person, he literally became the SCPs bestfriend and was the first to test its foods its so adorable

    • @killerpew
      @killerpew 3 роки тому +59

      Remember, he also secured for himself a "hopefully" safe and long life...if no containment breach ever happens

    • @PuddingXXL
      @PuddingXXL 3 роки тому +55

      @@killerpew And when it does happen, he has a reliable six armed, slicy tail friend to protect him.

    • @cookieandcreamjassnii4522
      @cookieandcreamjassnii4522 3 роки тому +6

      Me too 🥺 he would protect me

    • @RedrumZombies
      @RedrumZombies 3 роки тому +8

      @Deirdre Chaddock Or for that Peanut statue

    • @sundance1962
      @sundance1962 3 роки тому +2

      @@RedrumZombies that F[______] statue…

  • @mistahanansi2264
    @mistahanansi2264 4 роки тому +964

    I was so worried they'd accidentally trigger this thing causing it to go on a murderous rampage towards the end... I'm quite relieved this SCP was given a happy conclusion. :D

    • @crazyshot9411
      @crazyshot9411 4 роки тому +9

      Yos

    • @ThePigGoesQuack
      @ThePigGoesQuack 4 роки тому +28

      Same I was awaiting the inevitable bad ending as we see in most scp cases

    • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
      @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 4 роки тому +9

      This Is A Rare Ending

    • @nuiun0495
      @nuiun0495 4 роки тому +3

      I thought after he served the 3 course meal and played piano he was gonna slice off all their heads

    • @Chimerism101
      @Chimerism101 Рік тому +2

      I think its only trigger would be that one D-class dying.

  • @GentleGiantJoe
    @GentleGiantJoe 3 роки тому +61

    This was a nice story, hope this SCP grows to be an asset to the foundation and humanity.

    • @estebanpineros9409
      @estebanpineros9409 2 роки тому +10

      I hope it not only becomes an asset, but also becomes part of the Foundation family, so to speak, the same way 999 is not just useful, but also a creature that others value and wish to protect.

    • @UselessAccountt
      @UselessAccountt Рік тому +2

      @@estebanpineros9409we gotta have this SCP teach 999 to be a chef of happiness

  • @tricklewickle
    @tricklewickle 4 роки тому +3575

    I was expecting a downside to this guy but no, he just likes to cook.

    • @daxondelly2141
      @daxondelly2141 4 роки тому +181

      And play a piano.

    • @MariusThePaladin
      @MariusThePaladin 4 роки тому +246

      He make you fat. That's the downside.

    • @timeagavrilescu3729
      @timeagavrilescu3729 4 роки тому +70

      And he can make friends

    • @theblueknight51
      @theblueknight51 4 роки тому +55

      And paint

    • @Tacklepig
      @Tacklepig 4 роки тому +109

      I think the downside is that this is literally the only SCP the foundation did this with, and they only did it after god knows how many years of containment.
      This makes the usual containment procedures, which just care about locking the creature up, with little regard for its comfort, look even more cruel.
      Plus, this one was just an experiment, and likely the researcher in question won't get the funds to try the same with other sapient SCPs.

  • @gabby5439
    @gabby5439 4 роки тому +1227

    O5: So we’ve been considering a way to neutralise 5031-
    Huxtable: Don’t you dare talk to me or my child ever again *carrying 5031 in his arms*

  • @punchysphinx1170
    @punchysphinx1170 3 роки тому +358

    Scott 5031. Is literally just a toddler emotionally, with the ability to easily kill things. But also a fully trained chef

    • @luccandouglas4378
      @luccandouglas4378 3 роки тому +39

      I think the point is that it grew and became more mature the longer it was able to express itself, it's stress levels didn't go up when it ran out of it's ingredients, but politely asked for more.

    • @PhantomJavelin
      @PhantomJavelin 3 роки тому +17

      "Knives can be for killing... But also for cooking. Hmmm..."

    • @citramuniandy4886
      @citramuniandy4886 3 роки тому +17

      True, true, also counting the fact that when the D-class had his blindfold on, he could've chosen to kill him but didn't.
      A little love sure goes a long way, even for anomalous beings.

    • @cobaltordinaire5219
      @cobaltordinaire5219 3 роки тому +1

      so a fully trained chef?

    • @t24gamer
      @t24gamer 3 роки тому +2

      S C O T T

  • @tiskster_ptm4075
    @tiskster_ptm4075 3 роки тому +27

    This is an Achievement! Now they know how to keep the SCP calm, And maybe they can understand to do this with other dangerous scps! Very cool.

    • @stuffedbrains
      @stuffedbrains 3 роки тому

      They could with the hard to destroy reptile, pairing it with 999 due to it causing the reptile immense happiness, however when separated the reptile gained the ability to cause everyone in its vicinity to laugh uncontrollably, causing a containment breach. I believe something similar happened to 049 and 096, 049 effectively calming down 096 for a few seconds after injecting an unknown fluid (presumed sedative) into it, then 049 being yanked out of the containment cell because what the hell did it just put in it and will they all die?

  • @destroidhak2556
    @destroidhak2556 3 роки тому +196

    "SCP 5031, was i a good father?"
    "Dad, my name is Carl, can you stop calling me that?"

  • @wingedkatgirl
    @wingedkatgirl 3 роки тому +412

    He was just scared and stressed. All he needed was someone to care for it.

    • @emanuelvarela1708
      @emanuelvarela1708 3 роки тому +5

      Dont think any thing wold be sane and alone the only times he saw people theyprobably atracked or screamed sooo..

    • @Daremonster
      @Daremonster 3 роки тому +2

      Me too 🥲

    • @wingedkatgirl
      @wingedkatgirl 3 роки тому

      @@Daremonster

    • @benin2059
      @benin2059 3 роки тому

      Stop with cute shit

  • @pico83
    @pico83 3 роки тому +404

    The name: yet another murder monster
    The scp: oh no my bowling ball broke at least i still have my best friend, cooking set, and crayons

    • @sircumfrence_0
      @sircumfrence_0 3 роки тому +37

      And of course the salt and chicken

    • @Profile__1
      @Profile__1 3 роки тому +18

      "I need more garlic salt though. More garlic salt."

    • @S0meb0dy122
      @S0meb0dy122 3 роки тому

      "I like chicken. Just rotisserie chicken though."

  • @christianhatke477
    @christianhatke477 2 роки тому +13

    This is by far the most wholesome SCP I’ve ever seen. Homie just wants to cook.

  • @julesampo1607
    @julesampo1607 3 роки тому +424

    This dude needs to open a restaurant in the facility. Probably will earn a michelin star

    • @oysteregg2537
      @oysteregg2537 3 роки тому +30

      imagine it earns 3 and the foundation has a bunch of people coming to the site

    • @mick5055
      @mick5055 3 роки тому +14

      @@oysteregg2537 fresh D-Class

    • @uq8771
      @uq8771 3 роки тому +3

      @Mr.Waffleeezz - now I’m thinking the foundation sets up this guy with Thor the god of food trucks (yes is real SCP) and they make the best Asgard had to offer, just have Thor be the face and just close the door as they sync together to make amazing dishes

    • @stephweasenforth7891
      @stephweasenforth7891 3 роки тому +3

      One hell of a morale boost

    • @vacuousbard6410
      @vacuousbard6410 3 роки тому

      Maybe the foundation can use its cooking skill to lure and capture the michillin man.

  • @ethaningram6691
    @ethaningram6691 3 роки тому +581

    This is quite honestly the most human SCP as it learns and grows like a child I think this is one of my most favorite SCP

    • @yeetuszilla1663
      @yeetuszilla1663 3 роки тому +6

      And all other rscps that are actual humans?
      105
      1060
      073
      082
      049
      076
      1504
      And more, a lot more

    • @agentant7834
      @agentant7834 3 роки тому +3

      Not the most human, but yes, very human like

    • @brodysmith8077
      @brodysmith8077 3 роки тому +1

      How dare you it’s scp 999 along with the eyepods

    • @agentant7834
      @agentant7834 3 роки тому +2

      @@brodysmith8077 Both of those are more pet-like than human-like

    • @SidVacant69
      @SidVacant69 3 роки тому +1

      @@yeetuszilla1663 085 and 5094

  • @alpacalyps1464
    @alpacalyps1464 4 роки тому +922

    So scp 5031 is a magic murder toddler?
    Correction: a magic murder chef.

    • @jonahpalomo1713
      @jonahpalomo1713 4 роки тому +41

      Correction: magic invisible chef.

    • @Kanat17
      @Kanat17 4 роки тому +25

      Well it can kill but the d class was repeatedly in the same room as it and it made no attempt to attack so it might have learned not to after awhile

    • @game_player1345
      @game_player1345 4 роки тому +3

      Magic music chef

    • @bigbyrne7544
      @bigbyrne7544 4 роки тому +5

      A. Agic former murder toddler chef

    • @null7493
      @null7493 4 роки тому +2

      Magic invisible murder toddler chef

  • @theaimingbot5041
    @theaimingbot5041 2 роки тому +5

    this has got to be one of my favorite scps, no danger, no murder just a doctor being compassionate and learning how to cook and sing. the scp didnt want to kill and when it was taught to cook and sign it just enjoyed itself.

  • @Skyzer2412
    @Skyzer2412 3 роки тому +261

    I honestly think this might be my all time favorite scp article... basically raised in a lab by his researcher dad but still allowed to do what he wanted as he learned new things and eventually becoming a chef to rival gordon ramsey, its all just too adorable

  • @word360
    @word360 3 роки тому +1133

    I appreciate the author of this SCP for not pulling a 'twist' at the very and having it go crazy and kill everyone. Really refreshing and wholesome for a Keter class!

    • @Therevengeforget
      @Therevengeforget 2 роки тому +140

      Keter class =/= "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY LIFE IS FADING AAAAAAAAAA"
      Keter class = "Shit, how do we contain this thing?"

    • @chimpkingod933
      @chimpkingod933 2 роки тому +18

      @@Therevengeforget true

    • @Purest_Agony
      @Purest_Agony 2 роки тому +11

      Wait, he is a Keter class?? Wow

    • @Flottenadmiral99
      @Flottenadmiral99 2 роки тому +42

      @@Therevengeforget but now they know how to keep it happy and contained. Wouldn't euclid be more fitting?

    • @Therevengeforget
      @Therevengeforget 2 роки тому +9

      @@Flottenadmiral99 Yes, or it just is difficult to keep it going but idfk the scpology

  • @littlemeap7418
    @littlemeap7418 3 роки тому +468

    I feel like a guy just adopted an SCP and educated it in speech, culinary arts, and art

    • @SillyfemboyII
      @SillyfemboyII 3 роки тому +12

      Music don't forget ( non verbally atleast)

    • @Snorlaxx699
      @Snorlaxx699 3 роки тому +12

      And piano ofc

    • @DinsRune
      @DinsRune 2 роки тому +8

      "I love my son, he is so talented."

  • @Felixiz
    @Felixiz 2 роки тому +8

    10:13 words cant explain how cute this is
    this scp brings me so much joy

  • @huidromrajendra5381
    @huidromrajendra5381 4 роки тому +503

    Gordon Ramsay:*sees this video*
    Gordon Ramsay's search history the next day: how to travel to another dimension

    • @Jimbob2009
      @Jimbob2009 4 роки тому +6

      Yo scientists are discovering wuantum stuff for resl search snd i think you can teleport with not sure with time travel or visiting other diemensions teleportation is basically like teaeing you until your body are just atoms and onece you reach your destination you get rebuilt so by 2100 it quantum stuff you can buy but i think you will have to wait longer for testing cause if it gos wrong you might have your eye in your butt and your arm where your private part is or your brain in the place of the stomach and the stomach in your chest or your heart on the outside like real life its a disease so its real but its rareso Gordan Ramsay might have to buy age keeping pills to stay young or stay alive but it might come out in 2070 so its possible that scp 5031 builds a restaraunt and gordan teleports there and the scp will be suprised and gordan will make it make food for him to taste it would be interesting cause it might be on news or youtube so its possible you just need to wait

    • @generalgta3528
      @generalgta3528 4 роки тому +1

      @@Jimbob2009 Hey, please reply to me, Author!

    • @crystuim738
      @crystuim738 4 роки тому +1

      @@generalgta3528 h

    • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
      @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 4 роки тому +1

      @@Jimbob2009 My God...
      You Believe We Are That Much Ahead?
      No We Aren't We Ain't Gonna Get Teleport.

    • @generalgta3528
      @generalgta3528 4 роки тому +1

      @Ayden Huff Hey, please reply to me!

  • @LoganWH8
    @LoganWH8 3 роки тому +2609

    SCP 5031: (is an invisible monster with six arms and an axe tail)
    Senior researcher Huxtable: I think he just needs a supportive father figure in his life.
    AND HE WAS RIGHT!?!

    • @Interestking
      @Interestking 3 роки тому +192

      This is hilarious, but do keep in mind that his intentions were to see if the creature would be less stressed when given certain things.

    • @anatolyburgovski
      @anatolyburgovski 3 роки тому +61

      this would work with furries too, given... yknow

    • @crypto9338
      @crypto9338 3 роки тому +50

      That last bit was read in Technoblade's voice, and was extremely funny

    • @hisokamorow6709
      @hisokamorow6709 3 роки тому +21

      @@anatolyburgovski
      Lowkey genius.

    • @Sanwise_Gamjee
      @Sanwise_Gamjee 2 роки тому +55

      texting
      hey what do i do i am in a room with a deadly SCP
      play dad
      DEAD* DEAD* I MEANT PLAY DEAD
      he knows how to cook , helping him with his job applications . oh yeah he can speak now

  • @Josephi_Krakowski
    @Josephi_Krakowski 4 роки тому +807

    Who knew that Scp foundation actually had wholesome stories

  • @archiecolville4027
    @archiecolville4027 2 роки тому +6

    I love the point that he is trying to make, that there are quite a few other kinds of Scps apart from murderous psychopath monsters. Keep up the good work dude!

  • @TheWelshExperience
    @TheWelshExperience 3 роки тому +2748

    "So, let me get this straight, you practically raised this SCP to the point where you might as well be it's father?"
    "Yes."
    "Well, uhm, this is certainly a first in the foundation's history, and also you might be the first researcher the Ethics Committee doesn't secretly want to kill."

    • @אורוידןפלד-י3ק
      @אורוידןפלד-י3ק 3 роки тому +357

      "wait... WE HAVE AN ETHICS COMMITTEE?!?!"

    • @neros398
      @neros398 3 роки тому +182

      @@אורוידןפלד-י3ק "yeah, i was suprised too"

    • @Janhan_
      @Janhan_ 3 роки тому +145

      @@אורוידןפלד-י3ק "We ignored them so much that they thought they were becoming a scp which everyone ignored. It is understandable that you don't know"

    • @Janhan_
      @Janhan_ 2 роки тому +34

      What the fuck happened to my reply

    • @abysswalker2594
      @abysswalker2594 2 роки тому +22

      @@אורוידןפלד-י3ק tf is that user name

  • @echonvoid
    @echonvoid 3 роки тому +1254

    As a childcare worker, I absolutely adore this! I love scp for it’s spooks, but honestly it makes stories like this one so much more wholesome and enjoyable

    • @DivisiveSnoo
      @DivisiveSnoo 2 роки тому +5

      @FemonicRBLX “…no” - Talking Ben

    • @bozo460
      @bozo460 2 роки тому +11

      I love wholesome scps

    • @xxpiexx3366
      @xxpiexx3366 Рік тому +2

      Fr

    • @MrAlexChoyce
      @MrAlexChoyce Рік тому +5

      I think scp 5013 actually came from a different world as a baby and grew up to a child, so that theory explains the peanut allergy and it’s learning capabilities and it could gain human emotions and thoughts so it might show it’s true form and help out with the foundation in the future if this is likely true

    • @Zlegotube
      @Zlegotube Рік тому +2

      We need to see scp 5053 play rush e

  • @daiyasdog2534
    @daiyasdog2534 4 роки тому +1396

    Scp 173:kill everybody
    Scp-001: an literal god
    SCP-5031: Shef

  • @MXALOVE
    @MXALOVE 3 роки тому +20

    It makes me wonder what other SCP's can achieve such amazing talents and be as wholesome as this SCP if they just had someone like this doctor. You never know, maybe even 682 with the right person can just maybe reduce it's hatred for all life, even if just a little

    • @zitronentee
      @zitronentee 2 роки тому +2

      Considering positive experiment result of pairing SCP-682 with SCP-053 (The young girl) and SCP-999 (Tickle Monster), in separate experiments, I wonder what will happen if they're in the same room.
      Probably SCP-682 will be good asset for SCP.
      On the other hand, SCP-682 has become a standard to test other SCPs. If SCP-682 lose its mean streak, SCP foundation has to look for other standard.

  • @goodolrainbowpet
    @goodolrainbowpet 4 роки тому +312

    "yet another murder monster"
    scp 5031 "Jesse! I need to cook!"

  • @flamingpi2245
    @flamingpi2245 3 роки тому +430

    So it’s basically the scp version of “not a monster, just misunderstood”

    • @MohannedGR
      @MohannedGR 3 роки тому +6

      Wait maybe i am wrong but is this an "unordinary" refrence?

    • @MohannedGR
      @MohannedGR 3 роки тому +2

      @Hello hello well sorry it's just that there's this famous video about this webtoon which i like where the title goes like this (the title of the video): " is {MC} a monster or just misunderstood?

    • @Infinity-kw3ch
      @Infinity-kw3ch 3 роки тому

      @@MohannedGR ....what?

    • @MohannedGR
      @MohannedGR 3 роки тому

      @@Infinity-kw3ch nah nothing just what he said in the main comment sounded like some famous video about a famous webtoon title and i was wrong

    • @cheshire9014
      @cheshire9014 3 роки тому

      @@MohannedGR i think it's hagrid from harry potter

  • @keels829
    @keels829 3 роки тому +620

    I never thought a keter class SCP would be so wholesome, it's just like a small child but with more killing capability and I love it

    • @magiciansmagicmayhem5813
      @magiciansmagicmayhem5813 2 роки тому +60

      Keter doesn’t automatically mean “dangerous.” Just difficult to contain.

    • @carrion8752
      @carrion8752 2 роки тому +33

      This thing is a hell of a lot less scary than human children.

    • @YourLocalCrackheac
      @YourLocalCrackheac 2 роки тому +18

      @@carrion8752 Y e s

    • @Sora-md1ye
      @Sora-md1ye Рік тому +4

      @@magiciansmagicmayhem5813 They really should improve their classification system.

    • @tower_defense_enjoyer
      @tower_defense_enjoyer Рік тому +6

      Keter= pain to contain.
      It is likely that a keter might be deadly. But not guaranteed

  • @mistadangerzone8362
    @mistadangerzone8362 2 роки тому +4

    its actually really nice see the scp foundation care about the anomallies in a way. all this guy needed was some love and guidance

  • @timothytully7087
    @timothytully7087 3 роки тому +2602

    5031 is easily the most wholesome SCP. Here's an excerpt from the original file that you can't help but smile at:
    30/06/2019
    Update
    SCP-5031 has said its first word: "Salt".
    We are all immensely proud.

    • @N3gativeR3FLUX
      @N3gativeR3FLUX 2 роки тому +6

      @FemonicRBLX your bad, your just saying that because you have a large ego and think you are the centre of the world, your not. Cold hard facts

    • @shayaantosemito8312
      @shayaantosemito8312 2 роки тому +1

      @FemonicRBLX Buzz off

    • @Taliofgaming69
      @Taliofgaming69 2 роки тому +70

      I agree

    • @silly.silliest
      @silly.silliest 2 роки тому +56

      Yeah i agree just don't look into his past...

    • @Mandarinoooooo
      @Mandarinoooooo 2 роки тому +26

      @@N3gativeR3FLUX Don‘t waste your time with that guy. He‘s probably a bot.

  • @wizarddragon6701
    @wizarddragon6701 4 роки тому +520

    That’s wholesome he was a scared SCP and just wanted attention and to be calm

  • @minatori3145
    @minatori3145 3 роки тому +360

    'Bro, who got you smiling like that?'
    *My favorite SCP*
    SCP-999 is cool, but this guy had a redemption arc and character development while composing songs and cooking top-notch meals.
    I want to name it Joey!

  • @foxchow400
    @foxchow400 2 роки тому +11

    I feel like this thing should just be in charge of cooking for its entire facility. It loves it a lot, and I'm sure that seeing all the happy people eating it's food they will just feel so happy

  • @S_Phoenix-059
    @S_Phoenix-059 4 роки тому +2696

    We need more SCPs that can be friendly, and not just something that wants to destroy everyone because it was 'bored'
    EDIT: did I just get 2.6k likes, I wasn't really expecting this comment to get this much likes

    • @VeeTOHFan
      @VeeTOHFan 4 роки тому +191

      “SCP 5031 has said its first word “Salt” we are immensely proud"

    • @kid_naruto5015
      @kid_naruto5015 4 роки тому +30

      @@VeeTOHFan i love this scp

    • @unaura43
      @unaura43 4 роки тому +10

      my favorite wholesome scps are scp 348 and scp 3092

    • @dragonsanime1503
      @dragonsanime1503 4 роки тому +3

      I know

    • @ballenlicker7900
      @ballenlicker7900 4 роки тому +3

      Yes pls do

  • @lunaeclipse7717
    @lunaeclipse7717 4 роки тому +167

    The DClass in this case was incredibly gifted lmao, to get a SCP that liked him enough to make him necessary to keep safe And its not dangerous to him

    • @kobanader2591
      @kobanader2591 4 роки тому +20

      Dont forget he also taught him piano classes.... Blindfolded.

    • @bigmannn2443
      @bigmannn2443 4 роки тому +3

      @Logan Botill Oh boy you do not want to be tested with him when he was fresh out of discovery

    • @Rayfireful
      @Rayfireful 4 роки тому +1

      makes you wonder how he ended up as D-class personel to begin with

  • @diamondbackchieftain8318
    @diamondbackchieftain8318 3 роки тому +122

    "How are you doing 5031?"
    "Salt."

  • @ozzytres3914
    @ozzytres3914 Рік тому +11

    12:56 bro chill! I’m drooling over here!

  • @Pineapple-ed6nw
    @Pineapple-ed6nw 3 роки тому +192

    Huxtables little baby is growing up, makes a grown man cry 😢

  • @luxzord865
    @luxzord865 3 роки тому +109

    The amazing twist at the end is that there is no twist. I love it.

  • @luigidisanpietro3720
    @luigidisanpietro3720 4 роки тому +188

    What amazes me more is that this SCP Story could actually be applied in real life...
    "I have seen overbearing guardians and parents that limits their children's potentials in the real world."

    • @Sumirevins
      @Sumirevins 4 роки тому

      I mean YUp There are those parents but Mine are exact opposite I say that they never fill My unnecessary demands and I kinda like that

    • @Gemikoni
      @Gemikoni 3 роки тому

      I don really like overprotective parents for a reason.

  • @maxblake5564
    @maxblake5564 10 місяців тому +1

    This has got to be the most heartwarming SCP I’ve ever heard about. Also, as someone on the autism spectrum, I can really relate to 5031’s stressed reaction to containment towards the beginning of the article.

    • @maxblake5564
      @maxblake5564 4 місяці тому +1

      Also, please tell me that D-52125 was permanently assigned to 5031 so that the Foundation doesn’t have to worry about 52125 dying at the hands of another, more dangerous SCP, and that Huxtable wouldn’t have to try to explain to 5031 why its friend can’t play with it anymore.