Josie doesn't really consider dogs to be her natural enemy. In fact, she's best friends with SCP-530, a dog who constantly grows and un-grows additional limbs and other features in a random pattern.
I maybe a cat person but SCP 999 is always in my heart, he always brings joy, he loves candy, he has a routine of what to do, loves childhood tv shows and would be a cuddly friend to people who have allergies to cats.
You know it would actually go like this… SCP-066: “Are you Eric?” *Baps meat-yarn* *Makes the fatal mistake of rolling back* SCP-066 asking again in vain: “Are you Eric?” *Half-Cat proceeds to play (torment) meat-yarn for the next 8 to 10 hours*
3:02 I'm pretty sure that most anomlies containment cells don't have air vents leading too them as that would make it so easy for so many anomlies to escape
it leads to his cell which holds the cube, the cube is made of a very hard material with no openings or doors so that is like the "main containment cell" of 096, the air vent is probably there for the researchers that go in
@@AverageSaudi you cant fault a doctor for trying to help people :( and before you say anything yes i am aware that killing people and turning them into zombies as a cure for a disease that probably doesnt exist is incredibly foul but he’s hot so it like. cancels out
In real life, if such creatures existed, the "half cat" would freak a lot of people out. For example, children in a hospital or people with depression might be majorly helped by 999. The people could have it explained to them what the "tickle monster" is so that they don't freak out when they see it and I think most people including children would love it and not be afraid as long as they were told first but the "tickle monster" is totally ALIEN to people so they have no real "frame of reference" for judging it. However, pretty much everyone knows what a cat is supposed to look like so a cat with HALF ITS BODY MISSING would really freak people out. Its like UNCANNY VALLEY.
can't believe all it took was a cute little cat to finally calm 096🥺 I admit as scary as it is I do feel sorry for 096 even if it is just a work of fiction
Consider this: SCP 999s anomalous effect _is_ being cute and nice and slimy. Josi is just a cat and she still is as cute as she is, without being anomalous in that regard. So while 999 might be more cute to some, Josi at least plays fair and if she loves you, it is her own decision, not her given character ark. Anyway, you know you can like both, right?
So here's the real question. Given that the back half of her doesn't exist in THIS universe, might it perhaps be the half of the cat that exists in a mirror universe where things might be opposite of our own. Also, if say this mirror universe were to exist where things were polar opposites, then could we bring our 682 into their universe and have it's anomalous abilities converted through the laws of the mirror universe and it become the very easy to destroy reptile. And would the tickle monster be the harbinger of the scarlet king instead of it's supposed "destruction". It's amusing how many potential what ifs and questions could arise because of half of a cat. 🤣
Gonna be honest, I thought you were gonna make a comment about does the poop land in another dimension or something. The internet has taking a toll on my critical thinking……😂
What if the mirrorverse and our universe are parts of a true universe? So that SCP 529 could unlock her real powers when reunited with her missing half.
This does leave the question of is the scarlet king good in the mirror universe. This also leaves the question of when day breaks if anything good happens or anything different or if it stays the same But yes good theory
You reminded me with SCP-1730 incident, but could Josie one of the surviving victims of the stairs' flood which zapped the hind half of her out of the current reality?
Awe, 592 is adorable. She makes me think of my own little bundle of joy. He may be a little feisty thing, but he always brightens my day when he curls up in my lap.
Honestly, I'd LOVE a series on The daily life of Josie. She's absolutely precious and adorable! Not to mention, she's the same colors as my precious gal. Anyways, love the content!
I do feel some empathy for 049. He wants to cure mortality, and his frustration comes from his failure after failure. It’s nice seeing his cordial nature.
Cats purr at a frequency that helps supply dopamine to the brain and promotes cell regeneration, so having half a cat is better than none at all. Plus they’re low maintenance so that’s a plus.
11:53 This is why Josie shouldn't be kept at a base housing dangerous SCPs. Imagine if it actually managed to get her, or if SCP106 broke out and decided to torture her for fun or, if SCP096 didn't have a bag on his head and she saw it....
I’m still on the run from the foundation and It’s been 9 days since I last downloaded Malo but the only thing I discovered about it is the fact that it’s less of scp-173 and more the startling statue its not tried harming me but I see lots of pictures with even me in it. I have been conducting research on myself while on the run… It’s been 17 days of hide and seek with the foundation I’ve lasted longer than most others.
cats don't typically like eye contact, they find it threatening if you stare at them so may be it might help 096 out to have a cat companion to have at the facilitie ( although this may have some setbacks because cats will also most make eyecontct with a person they particularly like )
999 is definitely the cutest. Although I would argue that I, the Toaster, am a close second. Not only am I cute, but I can make you toast as well. Hold on, let me find a fork or something so I can plug myself in and prove it.
Think about this:”stray but it’s an scp outbreak”the robots are the broken god church people who made themselves 100% robots ,the zurks are the flesh that hates and you are the half cat.wouldn’t that be epic?
Ahhh... the delightful anomalous ability of all cats to get places they're not supposed to be by means no human can fathom! Seriously, Josie is adorable, and Erik's Toy is lucky she didn't decide to take a taste or something...
*Junior Researcher:* _puts on X-Ray glasses_ Oh fuck, these actually work _sees SCP-096's face through the steel cube_ *Junior Researcher:* OH FUCK! THESE ACTUALLY WORK!
SCP-####( Any number) Object class: Safe Description: an x-ray glasses that actually work on seeing through any surfaces Another wonderful product of The Factory
Josie is the best kitty and she knows that and she scared ( in her mind ) 682! Josie plushie when? Edit: the cutest SCP’s imo are the Eyepods Tickle Monster and Josie.
I agree with the Eyepods and Josie, but 999 always makes a mess wherever he goes. Don't get me wrong, gotta love the mood jello's great vibes, but the trail he leaves behind...
Josie is really just a smart cat with a “non - existent” back half.
Smarter than me
@@viggowiik9061 oooo self burn those became really rare ever since 2020 made it unpopular
po-00096
its actually not its containment cube
@@viggowiik9061 🤣🤣🤣
Josie doesn't really consider dogs to be her natural enemy. In fact, she's best friends with SCP-530, a dog who constantly grows and un-grows additional limbs and other features in a random pattern.
All I can say is, what do you expect out of fanfiction made by the creators of this youtube channel....
Maybe it's because he's unnaturally standing on two legs, not to mention on the two legs she doesn't have, lol
Is Josie also friend of SCP 916?
"Un-grows"
@@guidinglight9082 It's exactly what it sounds like.
Are we not going to talk about how this tiny half cat was able to break into the very dangerous 096's containment cube?
if you watch the fucking video they literally say 96 was outside the cube because it broke out, the cat broke into the cell not the cube
@@lynx4082 you could've worded that less aggresive
Not the cube itself, but the cell that the cube is inside of. You can clearly see a hole in 096's cube where it broke out after its face was seen.
@@god_2.0_the_better_version American moment
@@lynx4082 mans literally shaking in rage over a cat
In an alternate universe a cat butt just casually walks around an SCP facility. This is a wonderful thought that made my day! Lol
*clap clap clap clap*
*mrreeeoow*
*clap clap clap clap*
Good thing we got her better half
Every time a new universe is made it must go through a test to decide which half of SCP-529 it gets: Heads or Tails
@@TSRIBOfficial what
@@TSRIBOfficial Cats…. Don’t have butt cheeks
I maybe a cat person but SCP 999 is always in my heart, he always brings joy, he loves candy, he has a routine of what to do, loves childhood tv shows and would be a cuddly friend to people who have allergies to cats.
Yea.
I'm also a cat person but Josie is my 2nd favorite SCP. My favorite of course being 999.
@@Ilovecats718 i get the reference, Josie and the pussycats 😂 they were on the old cartoon network commercial for commercial entertainment
@@joshuaharrison2542 i wasn't making a reference.
I don't even know what that is😅
@@Ilovecats718 I just told you, they were from a cartoon network commercial, They we're a music band and it was weird look it up
It's literally a goo monster. Why would anyone like that more than a cat?
Someone needs to make a sequel to the "Stray" game starring Josie the Half Cat wandering around the SCP foundation
there might be a mod that changes your player character to josie
Or just make her like, a DLC or Update character. Hell, even an Easter Egg. Ya might get to see Josie chasing Eric's toy around
yes
I will try to make a mod on that don’t worry
@@Mewtwo573 nice
I feel like 096 would be really friendly if it didn't have that compulsion to kill everything that saw it's face.
nah that’s like saying i feel like a serial killer would be nice if they didn’t kill people
@@Ganiath not comparable, 096 will be chill actually, or just always depressed
@@metalsonic4.1therobothedge24 how?
@@Ganiath the only problem is that he kill people who see his face, without killing he would be just a depressed monster
i don't think its a compulsion i think its just fear
*Dog Researcher: Must not give into doggy urges…*
*Josie: H I S S*
*Female Researcher: Oh*
*let the intrusive thoughts win*
The plague doctor skipping merrily down the corridor was hilarious
Yah same 🤣
true
timestamp?
@@Cristaliis 9:39 This is where the plague doctor is skipping
Just think because of his deadly touch he will never be able to pet Josie 😭
imagine josie was actually just the strongest scp out there.
she is!!!!🗣🗣
y e s.
She will kill the scarlet king
Well, she is.
999 is the prince, josie is the princess
You know it would actually go like this…
SCP-066: “Are you Eric?”
*Baps meat-yarn*
*Makes the fatal mistake of rolling back*
SCP-066 asking again in vain: “Are you Eric?”
*Half-Cat proceeds to play (torment) meat-yarn for the next 8 to 10 hours*
Wow, that’s evil.
i thought that would happen
066 got the good ending
Lol
066 then blasts music so hard josie fucking dies
I like how they keep the most friendliest and the deadliest SCP's at the same place lol
I mean, it works as therapy if you get traumatized by one of "the big ones"
5:56 “a gaggle of researchers” LMAO I love it
I wonder if there is a parallel reality in which the cat's other half is running around in confusing the hell out of their foundation.
Dont.
Don't. Listen to this mf above me
This thought made me laugh.
I had a thought similar to this one when the video started and I was wondering if the other half was wondering somewhere else in the facility
@@evitcAoidaR he did
I love hearing about doctor krow because I always think about how awkward it must be when the furry coworker appears
everybody gangsta until you pull the tail and he feels pain
@@DoctorBones1 😳
@@DoctorBones1 hmm
@@DoctorBones1 🤨📸
@@DoctorBones1 caught in 4k 🤨📸
I'm a cat dad myself and loves cats so much, so this episode was awesome! Thanks for covering SCP-529! 😁👍
3:02 I'm pretty sure that most anomlies containment cells don't have air vents leading too them as that would make it so easy for so many anomlies to escape
i mean, it is scp 096 so it doesnt really matter if he has one or not lmao
It leads to the room holding the containment cell I think. Also I don't think 096 wants to escape anyway most of the time
096 wouldn’t escape through an air vent, he’d just tear down the wall
it leads to his cell which holds the cube, the cube is made of a very hard material with no openings or doors so that is like the "main containment cell" of 096, the air vent is probably there for the researchers that go in
I don’t think most scps are that small enough to squeeze through an air duct anyway
The interaction between 049 and Josie is adorable!! 😊
If only the doctor could pet her without killing her
i melted at 049’s interaction with Josie omggggg
LET HIM OUTTT !!! FREE MY MANN HE AINT DO NOTHING WRONG !!!!!!!
He's a mass murderer.
“He ain’t do nothing wrong” yeah ok right
@@AverageSaudi you cant fault a doctor for trying to help people :(
and before you say anything yes i am aware that killing people and turning them into zombies as a cure for a disease that probably doesnt exist is incredibly foul but he’s hot so it like. cancels out
@@jazznadoez you should touch grass my friend
@@jazznadoez bruh
Can you imagine if Josie and 999 teamed up? The pure joy and happiness would only be improved by puppies.
C.O.R.G.I
And scp 131 and scp 131-2
And the teddy bear that makes organs
kitty + puppy = 💀💀💀
In real life, if such creatures existed, the "half cat" would freak a lot of people out. For example, children in a hospital or people with depression might be majorly helped by 999. The people could have it explained to them what the "tickle monster" is so that they don't freak out when they see it and I think most people including children would love it and not be afraid as long as they were told first but the "tickle monster" is totally ALIEN to people so they have no real "frame of reference" for judging it. However, pretty much everyone knows what a cat is supposed to look like so a cat with HALF ITS BODY MISSING would really freak people out. Its like UNCANNY VALLEY.
can't believe all it took was a cute little cat to finally calm 096🥺 I admit as scary as it is I do feel sorry for 096 even if it is just a work of fiction
I am chaos insurgency and its real i almost died
Maybe 096 needs an emotional support dog to calm him down
@@The_Hunta62 mabye
dont look at him give him a cat
How can we know If its Not real it literally is a different universe (atleast Said so)
I love the fact that the moment it said “ball of yarn”, I instantly knew it was gonna be Eric‘s toy.
Edit: Thanks the God number of likes
same
Yep, I was like, “NO, cat, do not touch it!”
@@hatyyy me too
I was like thinking about 066 when it was in the rom then i was likw nah cant be
same lmao
Consider this:
SCP 999s anomalous effect _is_ being cute and nice and slimy.
Josi is just a cat and she still is as cute as she is, without being anomalous in that regard.
So while 999 might be more cute to some, Josi at least plays fair and if she loves you, it is her own decision, not her given character ark.
Anyway, you know you can like both, right?
A cat you never have to clean up after is not simply just a cat.
@@Man-vs-Metal Hairball: Allow me to introduce myself.
That's not his anomalous property it's just that people find him cute.
cats are universally liked by all humans who boast some sort of decency
@@jeffreyherrera5069 That is a good point but it still would be nice to get rid of the litter box.
I love that the assumption here is that either someone left all the doors unlocked or Josie has maximum security clearance
Well, she's the REAL site director, soo
So here's the real question. Given that the back half of her doesn't exist in THIS universe, might it perhaps be the half of the cat that exists in a mirror universe where things might be opposite of our own. Also, if say this mirror universe were to exist where things were polar opposites, then could we bring our 682 into their universe and have it's anomalous abilities converted through the laws of the mirror universe and it become the very easy to destroy reptile. And would the tickle monster be the harbinger of the scarlet king instead of it's supposed "destruction". It's amusing how many potential what ifs and questions could arise because of half of a cat. 🤣
Gonna be honest, I thought you were gonna make a comment about does the poop land in another dimension or something. The internet has taking a toll on my critical thinking……😂
What if the mirrorverse and our universe are parts of a true universe? So that SCP 529 could unlock her real powers when reunited with her missing half.
This does leave the question of is the scarlet king good in the mirror universe.
This also leaves the question of when day breaks if anything good happens or anything different or if it stays the same
But yes good theory
You reminded me with SCP-1730 incident, but could Josie one of the surviving victims of the stairs' flood which zapped the hind half of her out of the current reality?
Tickle Monster with 682’s temperament. How hard would that be to contain, I wonder…
Imagine josie meeting 999. That would be amazing
I propose placing Josie into 914 while set on fine so that she would get her rear legs.
- Dr. Jack Bright.
Jack, you know as well as I do that any living thing put into 914, DOES NOT COME OUT AS WE EXPECT WHEN PUT ON FINE.
-Dr. Alto Cleft
Meow
-Josie
That’s only on very fine, idiot! -Dr Bright
@@littleaqua32 It's still a no Bright! Besides, the 05s have banned you from being near 914!!
-Dr. Cleft
@@rosemarie1817 “crunch”- 173
I would love more vids like this! Friendly anomalies going through their daily lives
096 should be cured of his illness one of these days. He seems like a nice guy
049 tried to cure him, it didn't stick though
Seems like the only three entities to make him feel anything other than anger when dealing with him are 343, 999 and Josie.
@@BackroomsDatabase And 049
@@PluslePlayzYT 049 could knock him out for a while, and removed the part of his brain that made him go into "rage mode"
@@ZeRandomizor Which would count as "anything other than anger"
“For more anomalies classified as sweet, cute or playful”… I see what you did there! 😂
SCP-529 is one of the oldest articles on the site, old enough that the first scp logo was based off her.
I absolutely love Josie and how she has her own adventures around the foundation and dealing with multiple scp’s and coming out triumphant.
I love how this animation is just about scp-529 aka “Josie” is just about her trying to find a ball of wool.
Awe, 592 is adorable. She makes me think of my own little bundle of joy. He may be a little feisty thing, but he always brightens my day when he curls up in my lap.
Honestly, I'd LOVE a series on The daily life of Josie. She's absolutely precious and adorable! Not to mention, she's the same colors as my precious gal. Anyways, love the content!
Same
Her back legs terrify an alternate foundation by always going where her top half is lmao they can't contain her so they just let her roam
Honestly, It was oddly wholesome to see 529 comfort the shy guy. I'm curious what would happen if 529 and 999 were to meet.
Editing mistake: when Josie was coming out of 096’s chamber, the vent was closed even if Josie opened the vent and it magically closed.
The perfect cat. She doesn't need a litter box.
LMAO
Maybe the poop just appears out of nowhere?
@@TheJazmynPuma ah yes, the poop Pocket Dimension Where sometimes poop Slips Out.
Josie is literally a symbol of what cats do everyday
This is why 049 is one of my favourite SCPs.
I love cats. Josie is a cat. 049 helped Josie find a ball of yarn. 049 is my friend now.
Idc if he be killing, he does want to help defeat a deadly disease after all.
I do feel some empathy for 049. He wants to cure mortality, and his frustration comes from his failure after failure. It’s nice seeing his cordial nature.
Am i the only one who thinks the way they animate cats is just adorable🥰
Aww its just so adorable how some of the most dangerous scps play and kuddle with her.
The best scp the foundation has right here I want to see a video with 999 and Josie in it
Cats purr at a frequency that helps supply dopamine to the brain and promotes cell regeneration, so having half a cat is better than none at all. Plus they’re low maintenance so that’s a plus.
alternate title: going on a tour of an scp facility with our tourguide, scp 529 josie the half cat
i love Josie i think shes my favorite cat the way she got 682 back in containment was awesome im both impressed and proud of her at the same time ✨
Definitely the best cat, and it does not help that I'm a cat person lol
Don't make us choose! They are both adorable and bring happiness to those around them.
new content again...man you guys don't take a break huh ? ha I love it !
My theory is the cats back legs are in the same dimenaion as that mtf opperatives legs are when they invaded site 13.
11:53 This is why Josie shouldn't be kept at a base housing dangerous SCPs. Imagine if it actually managed to get her, or if SCP106 broke out and decided to torture her for fun or, if SCP096 didn't have a bag on his head and she saw it....
I’m still on the run from the foundation and It’s been 9 days since I last downloaded Malo but the only thing I discovered about it is the fact that it’s less of scp-173 and more the startling statue its not tried harming me but I see lots of pictures with even me in it. I have been conducting research on myself while on the run… It’s been 17 days of hide and seek with the foundation I’ve lasted longer than most others.
My trust D-eagles has been doing a good job of keeping me alive!
@Danijelovski Kanal 💀
Overdose
overdoze anything it might save you somehow
Josie is the exact opposite of the very, very, long corgi. I forgot it's number though
I think the number is 2952 :)
Something about 096 petting a scp cat is so wholesome.
Also I love 049 talking to Josie.
I have a sneaking suspicion that 682 only scratched at the glass to upkeep it's reputation and was trying to hide a more neutral state towards josie
now im curious if Josie's rear half is a seperate unknown SCP entity
Take both halves and tape them togheter
Ha. Probably
I don’t remember the SCP’s number, but the cutest SCP is the smiling lizard.
SCP-682-CU?
Uhh, you talking about the Lizard who hates everything?
@@randomperson5512 Probably not
SCP-682-CU
@@randomperson5512 the unkillable one?
cats don't typically like eye contact, they find it threatening if you stare at them so may be it might help 096 out to have a cat companion to have at the facilitie ( although this may have some setbacks because cats will also most make eyecontct with a person they particularly like )
There's always been cuter SCPs than 999. Josie was just one of them
I know, another one is 682.
@@charlesblackwell327 N O
@@steffisuwandi7536 it depends
I meant that 682 is not cute (only cute in floofy form)
Netflix needs to get on this ASAP: The wonderful adventures of Josie the half cat! Now THAT, is a show i would watch
I think it's best if Josie stays at Site-17, I don't want that poor cat getting hurt or even worse
096 is unironically wholesome i wanna put on a Super thick blind fold and give him a hug he deserves it
“Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.”
Does this mean I'm an alternate reality someone is petting Josies back half and just a button with tail is running around?
I love that 096 immediately responds to a purring kitty by returning the affection. Someone get this guy a blind cat already.
One of those hairless cats without eyes?
Let's just mention this gal saw four deadly scps and came out unharmed.
pretty cute but I always thought lord blackwood was more adorable. 😊
He would be escargot in France. 😆
Finally a video about SCP-529 :3 and its so a cute one
I love how 049 was so nice to her
10:12 "little green eyes"
The eyes in this video being yellow:
999 is still the cutest but be real, Josie is a sweetheart too
also, Josie would definitely play with 066 if she could
I adore seeing scp 049 being so polite. He was so cute in this video 😭✨
Well it’s good to see the plague doctor had some humanity i guess lmfao
682: I fear no man, but that thing..
*Josie*
682: it scares me
I like how they don't let her to the higher levels to avoid her being hurt!
edit: SHE CAN FLY!
But can she touch the sky?
I actually really like the idea that Josie is afraid of Professor Cain.
Also, once again, Dr. Pestilence is really wholesome! He find friend!
096 gently petting Josie is possibly the most wholesome thing i've ever seen
Edit: FORGOT TO MENTION HOW CUTE 049 AND JOSIE ARE, THEY'RE BESTIES
Damn this place has the worst security : “she slipped in and open air vent “ also “ she started to scratch on the vent “ like bruh it’s not that hard!
Its still the cutest scp tho
999 is definitely the cutest. Although I would argue that I, the Toaster, am a close second. Not only am I cute, but I can make you toast as well. Hold on, let me find a fork or something so I can plug myself in and prove it.
yes, but still-the cat is adorable.
I guess so, but thats only because it's properties literally force you to feel that way 😆.
@@theradiantdehd3997 I like water and toaster they are really good together
Think about this:”stray but it’s an scp outbreak”the robots are the broken god church people who made themselves 100% robots ,the zurks are the flesh that hates and you are the half cat.wouldn’t that be epic?
It would.
Someone call the makers of "Stray" and the makers of the SCP game. Maybe they could do a co-production.
HELL YEAH IM IN
I have already learned a lot about this scp but it is good to get a greater view of the scp.
these monsters.
if you're gonna experiment on a ball of yarn BUY ONE YOU JERKS! don't steal it from the nice back-body-less cat!
Ok so hear me out, 529 and 999 cross test.
The d class on that test would love it
Josie is now the favorite
PLUS THE TICKLE MONSTER AND HER COULD TURN OUT TO BE FRIENDS :)
One of my favorite SCP'S
Ahhh... the delightful anomalous ability of all cats to get places they're not supposed to be by means no human can fathom!
Seriously, Josie is adorable, and Erik's Toy is lucky she didn't decide to take a taste or something...
WHAT IF, the Cats legs are in the same place as the invisible legged mtf Who Felt SOMETHING Furry occasionally rubbing against his displaced legs.
imagine 682 containment breach and he tells the researchers i'll spare you if you give me the cat!
If I was a foundation worker I'd get distracted giving Josie chin scratchies ^w^
*Junior Researcher:* _puts on X-Ray glasses_ Oh fuck, these actually work
_sees SCP-096's face through the steel cube_
*Junior Researcher:* OH FUCK! THESE ACTUALLY WORK!
Both Josie and SCP-999 are both cute and adorable
SCP-####( Any number)
Object class: Safe
Description: an x-ray glasses that actually work on seeing through any surfaces
Another wonderful product of The Factory
The next time Josie the half cat messes with 682, she'll have a new title 🤣
The quarter kitten
Josie the quarter cat
josie is just so adorable! the fact she manage to give scp-096 a hug! thats something i never saw
Josie is the best kitty and she knows that and she scared ( in her mind ) 682! Josie plushie when?
Edit: the cutest SCP’s imo are the Eyepods Tickle Monster and Josie.
I agree with the Eyepods and Josie, but 999 always makes a mess wherever he goes. Don't get me wrong, gotta love the mood jello's great vibes, but the trail he leaves behind...
Now I NEED a Josie plushie
no i love josie and 049s interaction, so wholesome 🥺🥺
Josie is the head of the SCP foundation, the O5 council just hasn’t realized that yet. Ya know, like a typical cat in any home is.
As a person who has a cat with paralyzed back legs I find comfort in this video.