If you think about it Lalafells are a Garlean's worst nightmare behind Primals, they've on average got a higher aptitude for spellcraft and tend to have larger aether reserves, Garleans are super wary of Summoning and Aether/Magic lol
I never cease to get sad when I come back to watch this and, even after 5+ years now, it's only got 388k views. This masterpiece deserves a few million views at least!
I’m sorry for the delay, but we had a huge backlog of nay says to get through, your number has been drawn, please step down to the nearest lalafell for convenient execution for slander and negative propaganda, thank you kindly.
As a professional Lalafel projectile I recommend to teach your Lalafel to use a Lance or a large shield to maximize damage to target and minimize damage to your Lalafel. Thrust me, it makes all the difference
Thanks Lalafell! As an executive of the Lambs of Dalumad, we have been at a loss for our sacrificial offerings. But now, we never have a shortage of sacrifices! Some even grew without souls, eager for world domination in some ways that even surpass my own. I never been happier. I gladly rate this product 10/10. For all you occults out there, and yes, even you Diabolos worshipers, get your sacrificial offeri...i mean Lalafells today!
"Coat rack not staying still?" That's the best joke on male au'ra for sure, hahahaha. This whole video was awesome. Really gave me a chuckle. Where does one find a group that does this kind of stuff?!
I showed my friend my Miqo'te next to a Viera and he said my character was the shortest character ever, so I called this number and with the help of my Lalafell army I'm much taller.
Great video man. Usually with 'throwback ads' they don't try (or it feels like they don't try) to make them 'authentic'. I have to say congratz on the fact that this ACTUALLY looks like an old VCR copy of an ad.
Seen a lot of funny FFXIV Videos. This is now the best editted / highest quality one, it sets a new bar. Kinda hard to top, even my favorite ones by Roe Roe.
Everyone asks, what do you do when serves are down for a new patch? Watch all of your videos!! That's what! Starting with this one, because it gets me giggling each time XD
Haha, pretty late reply on your comment, but I actually bought that domain after seeing it in this vid and shoved a playlist of lala videos on it. Forgot about it until now, I'm glad at least a few people have enjoyed it. :P
I can see it now at SE HQ, SE Employee A:"guys guys we cant name it a loli due to....reasons what should we name them?!" SE Employee B:"I know lets call them Lalafell sounds like loli but not!"
"recreate the... birth...process...?"
still gets me to this day
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"Lalafell not for sale in Garlean provinces"
Garleans: "Savages..."
If you think about it Lalafells are a Garlean's worst nightmare behind Primals, they've on average got a higher aptitude for spellcraft and tend to have larger aether reserves, Garleans are super wary of Summoning and Aether/Magic lol
Me: "Garlean scum..."
now that's setting the bar for quality content too high o.o
+Lone Wolf #ChallengeAccepted
+Lone Wolf the quality of content is too skronk
ikr!!
We replaced our black mage with a lalafell and not only does he still do damage, he can heal everyone too! Thanks, Lalafell!
I never cease to get sad when I come back to watch this and, even after 5+ years now, it's only got 388k views. This masterpiece deserves a few million views at least!
There are a ton of original creators with the same problem. I never understood why it happens.
@@RetroPacman they didn't sign a contract in blood.
"Lalafells are not evil."
You can deny the stereotype all ya' please, Denmo. But some choose to embrace it.
I saw that more as a subliminal message put there by the lalafells so you don't think they're evil
You've never met the Lalafell known as Konrad Kurze I see.
I’m sorry for the delay, but we had a huge backlog of nay says to get through, your number has been drawn, please step down to the nearest lalafell for convenient execution for slander and negative propaganda, thank you kindly.
Im offended by the Elezen reference. We are not that tall! *Shouts from the heights hidden between clouds*
At least he didnt refer to u as a coat rack.... lol
Dhalmel.
@@applemanc22 Don't make fun of our necks D:
My gf fantasia'd into a lalafell a while back and just linked me this video. Totally true. Especially the pretend melon part.
Honestly I love playing at this race especially in the physical glasses. Fear my Dark Knight carrying a sword way way bigger than my character LOL
damn girl i need to get some of that sh----
I'm a Miqo'te, and I approve of this advertisement.
+Nogitsune you and me both
+Nogitsune This one is not even from Ezorea. But Khajjit approves as well!
+Umbruhh im not even a cat but this argonian approves landstrider
As a lalafell i say
get replaced >;3
7 years later..... Its still funny!
As male au ra paladin, having my own healer lalafell avaible for dungeons is invaluable. Thanks Lalafell!
As a professional Lalafel projectile I recommend to teach your Lalafel to use a Lance or a large shield to maximize damage to target and minimize damage to your Lalafel.
Thrust me, it makes all the difference
Thanks Lalafell! As an executive of the Lambs of Dalumad, we have been at a loss for our sacrificial offerings. But now, we never have a shortage of sacrifices! Some even grew without souls, eager for world domination in some ways that even surpass my own. I never been happier. I gladly rate this product 10/10. For all you occults out there, and yes, even you Diabolos worshipers, get your sacrificial offeri...i mean Lalafells today!
no Lalafell was hurt in creation of this video
Somehow I doubt this disclaimer
but the one that was cooked
2:14
Is what we say to appease the "human" rights activists.
shame
Man this footage is so faked: 0.08 You'd never see 3 Male Roedagyn in the same spot, that's as rare as panda breeding.
+headache42 :D Im a female Roedagyn. What am I to say?
Not true. Roegadyn clump.
I'm the midlander in that shot. the Roe were gathered. not faked, but not naturally encountered.
Male roegadyn? Somewhat believable. Female roegadyn? Not so much
this plays right after the "eorzea gone wild" 2 a.m. spot
I'm going to be honest. This video alone made me realize in my subconscious I always loved Laladells. Just Fantasia'd and everything.
Didn't a bunch of lalas try to summon the "Great Potato" in Ul'dah
We've done it several times
*sigh* .... The Lalafell primal is not a "potato". Or a popoto. It's Danny Devito mother f'ers... you all best recognize!
I'll take 14.
Empress Lalafell :3
+Nanamo Ul Namo I think I know that image... isn't that where she's really big and beating the shit out of a bunch of raid members?
Indeed, Titan Nanamo.
Nanamo Ul Namo Too bad there isn't more of that, she's cute
Uh uh uh, gimme the Sauce!
Nanamo Ul Namo All hail the queen of all lalas
The three male Roegadyns all sitting around and flirting is way more accurate than I'm comfortable with
Awesome job, this is funny. I can imagine an Old Spice commercial with Roegs in the same vein.
duuuuude someone needs to make that now!
HowlingSphinx That sounds like a fantastic idea!
After seeing this, I kinda wanna be a Lalafell again.
"Coat rack not staying still?" That's the best joke on male au'ra for sure, hahahaha. This whole video was awesome. Really gave me a chuckle. Where does one find a group that does this kind of stuff?!
this is the greatest thing since ham and cheese...
This deserves way more recognition.
0:41 "Oh, Mother Hydalin! They're everywhere!"
I showed my friend my Miqo'te next to a Viera and he said my character was the shortest character ever, so I called this number and with the help of my Lalafell army I'm much taller.
I ordered a Lalafell, but the FBI showed up at my doorstep instead...
And the kicker was that they were Lalafell, too.
They forgot edgelord Lalafell
Shitpost Lalafell!
I'm so glad the FBI shut this down. Trafficking Lalafell... Absolutely horrible.
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At least I got one beforehand
as a guy who plays a lalafell i find this funny as hell even if half the time im on im called cute alot
Love the old crt tv look of this! Takes me back man…
"recreate the birth pro... cess?"
thank. my keyboard and screen needed some hydration.
This needs an update for the Viera and Rothgar races
How could you forget to mention they make good sweat shop workers.
President Lalafell signing in, the final product is a resounding success :)
This video is just perfect! I wish I could have been part of it. Sir you deserve an award.
THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL
Great video man. Usually with 'throwback ads' they don't try (or it feels like they don't try) to make them 'authentic'.
I have to say congratz on the fact that this ACTUALLY looks like an old VCR copy of an ad.
I have to show this to my 9yr. old niece. She fell in love with shantotto when watching my play dissidia. She's gonna eat this up lol.
Lalas are like the little brother or sister you always wanted.
And they are smarter then you to boot
This video was ahead of its time
This was gold but i burst into tears laughing at; "Recreate the birthing pro...cess?!??"
Actually called the number...got an advert for LifeAlert. 10/10 would call again
So THAT'S what you did with that footage you shot on Balmung! :D I remember that Lala parade! :D
Snake Lalafell... I need one of those. xD
So this is why you were requesting Lalas in Idyllshire! Another masterpiece!
I called this number and now I can clear AS3 without having to worry about recruiting scrubs.
THANKS LALAFELLMASTERRACE!
Still love to this to this day
I went back to lala because of this, and I love it.
I am only seeing this now and am depressed, I didn't know I was missing out on such a gem.
once i heard big lalafell, i instantly thought "THE GIANT MIDGET!!!"
I'm a Lalafell and I approve of this message! Also, I play on Balmung as well :)
0:53 this is pure gold. I want to do this with all of them.
never noticed the lalabowling before, this still makes me hapopy, one of your best creations.
This made me laugh out loud, and trust me that don't happen often for videos.
>Toy lalafell
>Shantotto
Ayo hol up--
Potatos have come a long way
Good ‘ole no knees bring you smiles every day.
This is the first time I've clicked the 'like' button in at least a year. You earned it.
I have never played ff14. I didn't even know it existed until 2022. But man, lalafells are great
My In game S/O called the number and I guess they were closed ;-; I want a BIG LALAFELL
Holy crap man, that's your best one yet. And that's saying a lot because your stuff is always excellent.
RIP lalas you'll be a thing of the past now in the next update
"Ever since I got Lalafell my marksmanship skill has improved by a ton! Thanks Lalafell!!" -Another satisfied customer
Wow what epicness. And I don't even play Lalafell. That was a beyond amazing throwback to 90s As-Seen-On-TV ads ;p
Alright, I'm convinced. GET THE FANTASIA
best video of 2015
"Cook them"
I laughed so0o0o hard at the head sticking out of the turkey
i turned on captions and it said something about president and the great wall
I was thinking of changing my Lalafell into a Miqo'te... Not anymore.
Seen a lot of funny FFXIV Videos. This is now the best editted / highest quality one, it sets a new bar. Kinda hard to top, even my favorite ones by Roe Roe.
Snake Lalafell, lawl! Wasn't he the main character of the hit theater production, "Escape from Ala Mhigo"?
I have a "Thank you internet" playlist. This is going directly there :D
As a Roe, It's hard for my large manly fingers to do complex things, but with a lalafell, it ended all my troubles!
Denmo, you did a fantastic job as always!
2 years ago ... this vid makes me want to play FF14 .... THANKS LALAFELLs
Everyone asks, what do you do when serves are down for a new patch? Watch all of your videos!! That's what! Starting with this one, because it gets me giggling each time XD
Every day that goes by I miss Final Fantasy XIV a little more.
One of the best videos I've ever seen on UA-cam.
You just made me change in to a lala yesterday.
This is proooooooobably the best thing ever in the entire history of the world... proooooobably.
So do I just give you my wallet or...?
Your first born.
Saixe that's like putting your child up for adoption then walking right back in and adopting another.
@@yabbles617 isnt that normal? I mean that happend to me.
This is literally the best thing ever.
I feel like a Slave to be cause I'm a Lalafell in FFXIV
this is the denmo we needed, this is the denmo we deserve
I don't even play Final Fantasy and I LOVE this.
should also include the side effects of lalafell use
I transferred to Balmung a little while ago, I hope I can get in on these types of vids one day :P
THIS IS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS - I'll TAKE 100, THANK U LALAFELL!
Best infomercial ever
Did anyone else actually go to the website shown at the end? I did... Im not disappointed
Haha, pretty late reply on your comment, but I actually bought that domain after seeing it in this vid and shoved a playlist of lala videos on it. Forgot about it until now, I'm glad at least a few people have enjoyed it. :P
1:43 "they even have a Lemmings mode!"
This video aged so damn fucking well
I love that after 4 years this vídeo still makes me laugh a LOT hhahaaha
I can see it now at SE HQ,
SE Employee A:"guys guys we cant name it a loli due to....reasons what should we name them?!"
SE Employee B:"I know lets call them Lalafell sounds like loli but not!"
ROEGADYN PRIDE
WORLDWIDE
Every time I feel like I want to switch to Au Ra on my main I watch this. Thanks Lalafell.
“Sad Lalafell”
HOW DARE YOU