“Bro, How Do You Know You’re Not Gay?” - Jason Cheny - Stand-Up Featuring

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  • Опубліковано 22 сер 2023
  • Jason Cheny wonders how to know if you’re gay, explains why he’s big on positive reinforcement and shares how the suicide hotline helped him in the weirdest way.
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  • @OReily08080
    @OReily08080 8 місяців тому +647

    "I have a wife, she's real"😂

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 8 місяців тому +5

      She's a Canadian supermodel.

    • @thekensilva
      @thekensilva Місяць тому

      ​@@notsure1969 Who?

  • @nozzynha
    @nozzynha 8 місяців тому +826

    hes so funny in a chill kind of way. he keeps getting funnier. the laughs at the end killed me too damn someone was GONE

    • @mahi-kh6zp
      @mahi-kh6zp 8 місяців тому +6

      Reminds me of that one lady who laughs like dolphin.

    • @mahi-kh6zp
      @mahi-kh6zp 8 місяців тому

      Jeff arcuri's show, I think.

  • @aionlover3981
    @aionlover3981 8 місяців тому +564

    The, "I'm not bicurious I'm just a straight guy curious about the bi" and the suicide jokes were hilarious lol.

  • @Mattscalf
    @Mattscalf 8 місяців тому +1415

    He just kept getting funnier and funnier

    • @hijinks21
      @hijinks21 8 місяців тому +11

      So he still ended not funny?

    • @David-zl3bi
      @David-zl3bi 8 місяців тому +12

      ​@@hijinks21naw, think he exploded finally

    • @samanthawright527
      @samanthawright527 8 місяців тому +17

      It's a slow burn with him. I like it! 😀

    • @SensesEU
      @SensesEU 8 місяців тому +5

      Lubed up

    • @cc8530
      @cc8530 6 місяців тому +1

      No he did not

  • @Max-zg2ci
    @Max-zg2ci 8 місяців тому +841

    The build up for the fingers up the butt punchline…holy hell, made me laugh out loud so hard, the entire bus just looked at me like I was crazy.

    • @Eristhenes
      @Eristhenes 8 місяців тому +17

      That’s why I hesitate to watch these when I’m commuting😂

    • @lisamcgee8535
      @lisamcgee8535 6 місяців тому +3

      Turned into a zucchini in the end 😅

    • @TarynRMartin
      @TarynRMartin Місяць тому

      “Because I’m open minded!”

  • @Watchingy0u
    @Watchingy0u 8 місяців тому +222

    The way he says whites takes me the hell out it’s so funny

    • @itsnotaboutyou
      @itsnotaboutyou 8 місяців тому +25

      “…And then you have the WHAAAAAYTSSS”

    • @onemanteam6543
      @onemanteam6543 8 місяців тому +17

      The HWATS. He’s so right.

  • @linkflorestv87
    @linkflorestv87 8 місяців тому +81

    "Three time is too much." 😅😅😅 PERFECTION.

  • @valeriarossini543
    @valeriarossini543 8 місяців тому +68

    “And that to me was the lube” the delivery of that was so funny lmao

  • @animatedgoose
    @animatedgoose 8 місяців тому +195

    That last joke had me tearing up 🤣🤣🤣

  • @RazorSkinned86
    @RazorSkinned86 8 місяців тому +134

    perfect timing for dropping "i'm a straight guy" in the bit

  • @coleworld8265
    @coleworld8265 8 місяців тому +152

    I dont think enough people caught the zuchinni line

    • @jamjox9922
      @jamjox9922 8 місяців тому +28

      A lot of his jokes are slow burns with low-key build ups. It's a great set. But i do think it slips by people, the Zuchini line was the 4th time something went up his butt. lmao

    • @adeyemi120
      @adeyemi120 8 місяців тому +1

      I burst out laughing when he said that 🤣🤣🤣

    • @voyance4elle
      @voyance4elle 8 місяців тому

      when was that?

    • @polluxtroy2010
      @polluxtroy2010 8 місяців тому +1

      @@voyance4elle4:15, It’s a low key joke but the best, the moment I caught I was laughing so hard!

    • @lekoman
      @lekoman 8 місяців тому +5

      This was definitely a crowd ill-suited to his humor. I caught it and laughed. “Ha! Callback. Funny.”

  • @5hineepropertyofleetaemin
    @5hineepropertyofleetaemin 8 місяців тому +161

    He was absolutely hilarious. I was not expecting him to be funny all the way through. Loved it 😂

  • @lurklingX
    @lurklingX Місяць тому +20

    hooomg hahahaaa "open mind, open oyster, open ass."
    idk how he got on this but i love they way he's smashed these particular things together for this set. it seems so perfect somehow.

  • @JW-lr8sd
    @JW-lr8sd 8 місяців тому +183

    Im gay af & thoroughly enjoyed this x) good job bro

  • @dorianlamb8824
    @dorianlamb8824 8 місяців тому +89

    the suicide hotline jokes were so fkn funny, all of it was rly but that part got me laughing like crazy. awesome dude

  • @saleenz9643
    @saleenz9643 8 місяців тому +151

    Legit belly laughs throughout his set! Way to hit some tough topics from a humorous and relatable perspective. Def unique!

  • @MugethiGitau
    @MugethiGitau 8 місяців тому +42

    The hwwwwites are taking me out each time 😂

  • @Akira-888
    @Akira-888 8 місяців тому +65

    It started a tinsy bit shaky but what a build up to the end. I wanted more. This guy is refreshingly funny. Hope he hits it big. Great job dude. 👍👍👍🤣👏🎉

  • @samandros3451
    @samandros3451 8 місяців тому +58

    There's something about his slight Chinese accent that makes his act even funnier. I've noticed this with other Chinese American comics too.

    • @hair4571
      @hair4571 8 місяців тому +3

      chinese language are too tonal to filter out completely even if you’re biliangual, even tho many people master it, those people usually do it professionally like if they are actors and could do different accent

    • @komlat253
      @komlat253 2 місяці тому

      I love it 😂

    • @komlat253
      @komlat253 2 місяці тому +1

      Chinese people always say they like how I talk cuz it sounds like I'm singing because I'm black but like for real they are the ones singing 😂and don't even realize it hah.

    • @judyzhu4521
      @judyzhu4521 Місяць тому

      i hear no accent. he just speaks with a cadence particular to comedians.

  • @noradorris9631
    @noradorris9631 8 місяців тому +68

    Great bit. Funny and thought provoking.

  • @SeeStuDo
    @SeeStuDo 8 місяців тому +72

    Cheney puts out gold with every set. ❤

  • @SunWarrior155
    @SunWarrior155 8 місяців тому +17

    The crowd was sleeping on this guy

  • @Celeste-in-Oz
    @Celeste-in-Oz 8 місяців тому +52

    Geez he had a tough crowd, did anyone see those faces near the front? 🙁😶☹️😶 …😂

  • @ayamempress1579
    @ayamempress1579 7 місяців тому +41

    I hope he can keep making people laugh to heal his mind because he is funnier than most of the so-called greats and he's effortless with it.

  • @royaltii_
    @royaltii_ 8 місяців тому +31

    I love the realness of comedy.😁 Awesome in action.

  • @muhahill3566
    @muhahill3566 8 місяців тому +19

    Imagining a suicide hotline regular like it's Cheers is cracking me up
    "Suicide hotline how may I help you"
    it's me again
    Bob? *loud echo in back of other receivers yelling BOB!!!*
    yeah Jim it's Bob
    rough day?
    rough day

  • @joelkrestinski781
    @joelkrestinski781 8 місяців тому +10

    I howled the whole time at this guys routine. Exactly what I needed this morning.

  • @Maliceless100
    @Maliceless100 8 місяців тому +12

    Audacious, hilarious - the masses will definitely find this guy.

  • @skylarfoxy6908
    @skylarfoxy6908 8 місяців тому +6

    Love this guys sets 😂

  • @rosiey172
    @rosiey172 7 місяців тому +4

    Great job Jason. Loved it.

  • @BluishGnome
    @BluishGnome 8 місяців тому +66

    Great to see this guy on stage again! That crowd needs to wake up!

  • @furrymonkeything
    @furrymonkeything 8 місяців тому +41

    I like him 😁, love different perspectives.

    • @grafja
      @grafja 8 місяців тому +1

      Amen brother

  • @mygoat0604
    @mygoat0604 8 місяців тому +16

    Missed chance at that very end to reiterate that he's a straight guy, you know, after trying to get a date with the suicide hotline guy

  • @Leopardeye
    @Leopardeye 7 місяців тому +8

    This ending has me in tears 😂😂😂

  • @truerthanyouknow9456
    @truerthanyouknow9456 8 місяців тому +65

    What a stone cold cutie ☺️

    • @MacLevistein
      @MacLevistein 8 місяців тому +3

      Don’t waste your time, something tells me he’s not gay?

    • @truerthanyouknow9456
      @truerthanyouknow9456 8 місяців тому +14

      Oh no. I don't think he's gay. I think he's cute. I'm never wrong about these things.@@MacLevistein

    • @christopherpericolosi-king4979
      @christopherpericolosi-king4979 8 місяців тому +6

      He's definitely cute! And, FYI to the other commenter.... one doesn't have to be gay to be attractive!

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 8 місяців тому +1

      You shouldn't treat objects as men, man.

    • @truerthanyouknow9456
      @truerthanyouknow9456 8 місяців тому

      😁@@notsure1969

  • @em0_tion
    @em0_tion 8 місяців тому +11

    Coolest new comic to follow in a while. 👏😂

  • @Devin_Jazzberry
    @Devin_Jazzberry 8 місяців тому +8

    The last line had me 😂😂

  • @HaShomeret
    @HaShomeret 8 місяців тому +8

    This is so well written damn

  • @YogeshSharma-dz7cj
    @YogeshSharma-dz7cj 8 місяців тому +11

    He is hilarious 😂😂😂❤

  • @1enielpr
    @1enielpr 7 місяців тому +7

    Such an amazing comedian! Hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @yungtsai2209
    @yungtsai2209 8 місяців тому +7

    生活週邊發生的事情由脫口秀節目演出讓人笑中帶淚😂非常棒的時光❤

  • @simppinto6841
    @simppinto6841 8 місяців тому

    Love it man unexpected twists

  • @longbeachcomedy4481
    @longbeachcomedy4481 7 місяців тому +2

    Love Jason Cheny!

  • @MrJason300
    @MrJason300 4 місяці тому +2

    Hilarious! Jason Cheny hits for every joke and his build up is so well done

  • @JL-tq7uw
    @JL-tq7uw 8 місяців тому +1

    So good!!!!

  • @AMadd3RHatt3R
    @AMadd3RHatt3R 8 місяців тому +2

    I like this dude!! ❤❤❤

  • @a.taylor8294
    @a.taylor8294 8 місяців тому +15

    Cheers for doing your exposure therapy for the "Whates"!

  • @midfidelity7180
    @midfidelity7180 6 місяців тому +15

    As a straight male, the first half is too relatable to be funny.🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JP-jd8wr
    @JP-jd8wr 7 місяців тому +11

    This guy is hilarious 😂 I'm mad I just heard of him

  • @Strahbaerie
    @Strahbaerie 8 місяців тому +1

    Top notch

  • @lurklingX
    @lurklingX Місяць тому +2

    "let's eat this goo... in the rock..." 🤣 (best description of oysters yet!!)

  • @BerryJackalope
    @BerryJackalope 8 місяців тому +8

    And thaaaats exposure therapy 🤣

  • @David-R.
    @David-R. 8 місяців тому +16

    Some of those laughs in the background were as good as the comedy to me!

  • @ChelseaMonetOfficial
    @ChelseaMonetOfficial 7 місяців тому +1

    So funny bro I love all ur stuff

  • @Uns46
    @Uns46 8 місяців тому +8

    I’m in the gym laughing out now 😢😂😂😂

  • @jaredoaks
    @jaredoaks 2 місяці тому

    New favorite! So real, it hurts, but in a good way.

  • @changos1.
    @changos1. 6 місяців тому +1

    you are a gift. keep going

  • @5hineepropertyofleetaemin
    @5hineepropertyofleetaemin 8 місяців тому +7

    The way he said whites 😂😂😂

  • @bandotaku
    @bandotaku 8 місяців тому +3

    As someone born and raised in Fort Wayne, IN 1) I got super excited that my city was mentioned 2) That was pretty accurate, lol, especially depending on what part of the city you are in.

  • @vinegar_mince8746
    @vinegar_mince8746 8 місяців тому +8

    I'm always confused by the weapon question! Like seriously? I learned as a kid anything could be used as a weapon. Asking about ice cream or giving someone in crisis the suggestion of treating themselves sounds so much more helpful. It really does feel like they're pushing you to spiral at times. A better question is - "do you have any plans of hurting yourself or others?"
    Much easier to answer bc the first question just gets my autsitic smart ass all creative and then you end up restrained in a cell.

  • @matthewjay660
    @matthewjay660 8 місяців тому

    Jason rules!

  • @gaminggonegood7574
    @gaminggonegood7574 8 місяців тому +1

    Love seeing him on the GeniusBrain Podcast 😂

  • @franimal86
    @franimal86 6 місяців тому +1

    This guy is amazing

  • @the_nikster1
    @the_nikster1 8 місяців тому +8

    this audience was kinda dead...which is a shame cuz this guys is hilarious!

  • @user-ex1vd9td7k
    @user-ex1vd9td7k 8 місяців тому +26

    Makes it weird that he was pointing wit that finger through the whole set!

    • @MissOJAY
      @MissOJAY 8 місяців тому +1

      😂😅😂😅😂 riiiight

  • @jwnewkirk84
    @jwnewkirk84 8 місяців тому

    Lol great stuff man, can't wait to see you at The Well tonight!

  • @davidperez5089
    @davidperez5089 8 місяців тому +21

    Looks like every other Jason I've had the pleasure to meet.
    Names say alot.

    • @UKLeonie
      @UKLeonie 8 місяців тому +3

      Jason's are always the ones 👌🏾👏🏾👌🏾

    • @Blue_Azure101
      @Blue_Azure101 8 місяців тому +1

      😂

  • @MommyOfZoeAndLiam
    @MommyOfZoeAndLiam 8 місяців тому +44

    I know it is just comedy, but the thing about being gay is sexual attraction, not sexual pleasure from specific acts.
    If you look at the oyster and say that is repulsive, but if I close my eyes and pretend it is something else, I enjoy the taste.
    You can be straight and like butt stuff, or gay and not like it, there is no quantifiable "this feels good" sexuality.
    But it led to some fantastic jokes. By the way, I have never eaten an oyster because I assume everyone who says they are good is just lying and trying to trick other people into trying them....and that is also my feeling towards anal....lol

    • @JST03
      @JST03 6 місяців тому

      Nah. No the liking butt stuff is fine. I also don't like that some men get called gay for certain sexual positions with a woman lol. Or yes liking getting pegged or finger stuff n whatnot is in no way gay, it's pleasure. Getting head from a guy once doesn't make you gay or bi or pan necessarily, but if you like sex oral or otherwise from the same sex consistently or the thought doesn't turn you off you're bi or pan. Lol at that point yeah. Many girls are into getting head n stuff from a woman but doesn't see themselves having a future with a woman bcuz they see themselves in a relationship with or married to a man means they're just bi (or pan). It's ok but yeah...
      Yes even wanting no relationship but just sexual pleasure from the same sex means there's a good chance you are bi or pan, it may not mean you're gay as you are still attracted to the opposite sex but yeah.

    • @MCPanda-bl3nc
      @MCPanda-bl3nc 6 місяців тому +4

      I was thinking this the whole yime too lol. The poor dude went down there a third time 🤣. Surprised his friend wasn't like "you remember gay tops exist right?"

    • @larsonfamilyhouse
      @larsonfamilyhouse 5 місяців тому +5

      You can be gay and also asexual. Sometimes gay ppl have asexual and/or aromantic life partners of the same sex. Similar to a straight person being asexual and/or aromantic

    • @MommyOfZoeAndLiam
      @MommyOfZoeAndLiam 5 місяців тому

      @@larsonfamilyhouse ok fair enough. Then sexual or romantic attraction. But my point stands that liking a certain sex act like anal stimulation or penetration is not what defines one being gay.

    • @seeleygirl6178
      @seeleygirl6178 2 місяці тому

      @@larsonfamilyhouseIf you’re asexual gay are you still attracted physically to opposite sex? Otherwise it would just be friendship.

  • @jayw1677
    @jayw1677 8 місяців тому +2

    "....yyyeaaahh, people think about that sometimes."

  • @pollianaoliveira1257
    @pollianaoliveira1257 13 днів тому

    I love his comedy, his accent, and his physical appearence.

  • @BEACHDUDE71
    @BEACHDUDE71 8 місяців тому

    Hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @MsMizz1
    @MsMizz1 8 місяців тому

    6:00 😂😂😂 I’m glad I waited

  • @Mushroom321-
    @Mushroom321- 8 місяців тому +2

    " goo in the rock "! 😅😅

  • @rubyrose49
    @rubyrose49 7 місяців тому

    I love how he started with fingers then he also tried sticking a cucumber lol

  • @destinyhelton7569
    @destinyhelton7569 8 місяців тому +2

    Goddamn this man is hilarious

  • @BlissBlissBliss720
    @BlissBlissBliss720 2 місяці тому +3

    It became progressively funnier the further along he went.

  • @Mirrtamirrv
    @Mirrtamirrv Місяць тому

    He's the first comedian whom I feel like has the same humor as me. That was so funny, no need to be loud or over the top. Love!

  • @jordanwilliams2031
    @jordanwilliams2031 8 місяців тому +5

    Lol the people cheering at "you ever think about killing yourself"

  • @gucci1969
    @gucci1969 8 місяців тому

    I agree 👍👍👍👍👍

  • @JuaniqueVerde
    @JuaniqueVerde 6 місяців тому

    😂😂😂😂 this was a good set. His teeth are BEAUTIFUL!!! I wonder if he had to sneeze towards the end lol.

  • @william.darrigo
    @william.darrigo 8 місяців тому +7

    This crowd is lame. Love you Jason!!

  • @pterodactylptroll
    @pterodactylptroll 8 місяців тому +7

    Goo in the rock 😂

  • @whitehawk5
    @whitehawk5 2 місяці тому

    that was a rollercoaster

  • @Mark-te8ky
    @Mark-te8ky 2 місяці тому

    Keep it up J!

  • @TomboiTravels
    @TomboiTravels 7 місяців тому +6

    Keep doing the Lords' work brother 💚💚💚

  • @aderokelly
    @aderokelly 2 місяці тому

    He snapped lol 😂 good job

  • @POPLSEV7
    @POPLSEV7 8 місяців тому +1

    🤣💯👏awesome

  • @rgncajun21
    @rgncajun21 7 місяців тому +11

    Lmfao the suicide hotline bit is hilarious! Need more of that

  • @an_xon
    @an_xon 6 місяців тому

    the guy at 6:50 was having the time of his life i love it

  • @sergiovela7686
    @sergiovela7686 8 місяців тому +16

    This Is what it would look like if I said all my intrusive thoughts out loud

  • @klausschroeder2454
    @klausschroeder2454 2 місяці тому

    I love his open mind 😂😂😂

  • @MissOJAY
    @MissOJAY 8 місяців тому +13

    Are y'all loving the way he says Whites and then whyytes😅😂😅as much as me??

  • @IsasuLD
    @IsasuLD 8 місяців тому +2

    Funny last bit

  • @KiLovely
    @KiLovely 2 місяці тому

    So funny!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @KatieBytes
    @KatieBytes 8 місяців тому +35

    Hahaha actually I've explained this to people (and actually helped a lot of people questioninging/confused) but,
    being 100% gay is one end of the spectrum
    Being 100% straight is the other end. The dead middle is being 50/50 bi. I'm like 70-90% gay 😂 but I also don't hate myself or get confused when I do something with a guy... the thing that's makes most people say they are for sure 100% one way or the other (when they're not) is shame, fear and confusion..
    But statistically? Most of us are a little bi 😉 might not want something up your butt but maybe if you were able to cuddle/ make out with say one of those beautiful boys in the Barbie movie and I dunno if every guy could say they hate it 😂😂😂
    Girls are more and more bi because it's actually encouraged and less shame around it! But they gotta be a lil bi to like something...

    • @jdb101585
      @jdb101585 8 місяців тому +12

      Also, as you alluded to, sex acts don't dictate orientation...which is something that some people have a problem wrapping their heads around.

    • @KhaosChilde97
      @KhaosChilde97 8 місяців тому +6

      Im a woman. Would for sure never have sex with a woman. But i love to admire a womans body more than i do men and I love to hug soft women. Im for sure just a tad bit bi 😂

    • @tkim2320
      @tkim2320 8 місяців тому +7

      Yep. That’s the Kinsey Scale. From 0 to 6, 0 being 100% straight to 6 being 100% gay. The thought is that the majority of people are between 1-5 if they were truly honest with themselves without social stigmas.
      And yep, sexual pleasure does not always equate to orientation but since a lot of people are so focused on the physical act, they equate their orientation based on that, and usually they forget there are many different ways of sexual gratification. Especially cases of a lot of men who will shout how they aren’t even a little bi because they can’t imagine getting enjoyment from being penetrated, since it apparently makes them “less than,” even though having an erogenous zone in your anus doesn’t make you any sexuality. Plenty of 100% straight men who like being pegged. On the opposite end, there are total tops and total bottoms in both gay men and women sex cultures. Not to mention there are many gay men who don’t like anal play at all.
      On the Kinsey scale, I’m emotionally a 5 and physically a 2. So emotionally I’m attracted to the same sex almost always but physically I enjoy sex with the opposite sex slightly more than with the same sex, but still enjoy same sex sex.

  • @jeffwong1310
    @jeffwong1310 3 місяці тому +1

    I laughed so hard that I had a tummy ache now!

  • @victor_dakota7986
    @victor_dakota7986 Місяць тому

    He is funny. Thanks for sharing.

  • @_nicco
    @_nicco 7 місяців тому

    Iconic

  • @sixtynine2856
    @sixtynine2856 4 місяці тому +96

    This crowd is terrible.

    • @augustoparada1
      @augustoparada1 Місяць тому +6

      He is terrible.

    • @varoonnone7159
      @varoonnone7159 Місяць тому

      Why ? Just because you don't shout out laughing doesn't mean you aren't enjoying it

  • @IN777CKM
    @IN777CKM 5 місяців тому +1

    4:26 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 super underrated. Why are people scared to laugh