“He Thought My Dad Was My Sugar Daddy” - Gus Constantellis - Stand-Up Featuring
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- Опубліковано 6 чер 2024
- Gus Constantellis laments the perils of having a ridiculously long name, serving as a translator for his Greek-speaking family and processing his mother’s recent passing.
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I CAN’T be the only one who heard him say “… customer cervix”.
😂😂😂
😅 I heard it too, which made it even funnier being that he's gay. Like, I'm pretty sure most gay people aren't thinking about cervixes. 😊
That's 100% why I repeated myself and said "customer service" again. I was like OOPS! 😄
@welcometotheneighborhoodpod 😅 things happen and u saved it by seamlessly continuing and crushed every one of the jokes. Ur hilarious and I'm so glad I saw ur routine. I'll definitely be looking out for more of ur shows. Random, but ur absolutely adorable too. 🙂 Just had an idea, maybe a joke about a hooker being a "customer cervix"? 🤣
I clicked for the wild ass thumbnail and stayed bc he had me SCREAMINGGGGGGGG from start to finish 😂😂☠️😂☠️☠️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 But as someone who lost their mom recently, and dealt with ending a horrifically abusive relationship, I fully, fully loved his confidence. He made me laugh and cry and laugh again. So much love ❤
😂 yup from his name I'm hooked
Thank you
Me too😀💯❤️
That Bahamas story is actually so wholesome.
Wow it takes resiliency to already be laughing at your own trauma 4 months later, im glad he's getting to process it through comedy! Great set!
Thank you!
He's hysterical and super adorable. Someone I'd definitely want to be friends with. I'm really sorry about his mom passing. I hope he has continued success in the business.
As someone who lost a mom I love hearing people make humor out of it. It really does help somehow
Thank you!
I just buried mine a couple of weeks ago and she passed peacefully and I hope yours did too! I pray she just passed while asleep! Mine got up that morning and went to the bathroom, got up pulled her pjs up and sat back down and went to sleep’ it was quite beautiful actually because I didn’t see it for myself I would not believe it but her hair was curly gray…and I watched it turn black!!!! By the time the funeral car arrived all the gray was completely gone and she had a slight smile on her face!!!! 😅😊❤😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇REALLY REAL! Thank you for reading this! Your mom is still with you and if you start to see dimes on the floor on the ground or wherever?…. It’s a sign that symbolizes she’s with you! Just watch!
Beautiful storytelling, when he brought it all home with his mother's passing and the name spelling bit at the end, I laughed out loud and then cried remembering the absurdity of the sort of phone calls I had with bureaucrats amid my grief as I was putting my late brother's affairs in order a few years back.
thank you!
@@welcometotheneighborhoodpod This story reminded me of your name spelling bit, maybe you find amusing ua-cam.com/video/wxhGps4YkS8/v-deo.htmlsi=Xk2TG-Y9cNVzAgns
I lost it at “…………pepper……………….”
“AND I STILL LOOK THIS HOT”
YEAH YOU DO, BABE!!! ❤❤❤
Bravo Gus!!! Great set!!! I loved the part about your mother's ghost not visiting you. Don't worry - my mom's ghost did not visit me - but my father in law's did - go figure!!! Love you
Haha thank you!
This is so funny! Also really appreciate how heartfelt and open he was too. From one Greek to another, ephkaristo!
This isn't the point, but Jennifer means "white phantom" (it's a form of Guinevere) and Constantine means "constant, steadfast."
And Ioannis means "god has been gracious"
As a black kid with a white Father "Sugar Daddy" assumptions happened years after the "serial killer" they thought they captured when we were driving through the south from OK. in the seventies (I was probably 7 or eight)
For context: look up The Atlanta Killer. Ended up being a black man.
0_0 that is spooky
Simply amazing! Have been in your shoes but the other way around! Daughter of a British lady living in Greece for 40 years married to a Greek never spoken a single word!!!! So yeap I did it all!
What an amazing dad 🥲 so glad you had that amazing support❤
Pepper never gets old! Such a great set. There’s no one out there quite like Gus. Truly and unique and hilarious comic!
He crushed it.
He has a good voice acting voice. He should really get into that if he doesnt already. 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣 Hes funny asf. I need to see and hear him on some cartoons lmao
He would be great in something animated!!!
"Eh, pepper." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gus never fails to make us laugh! 😂
K... O.... N.... No! FORGET MY LAST NAME!! FOCUS! K...! O....!
This guy has the best dad ever 🤣🤣🤣
She’s always with you homie
She’s just checking on them
😂flashback to Scantrons!😅 0:49
Baaahahahhahahhaa! One of my new favs 🫶 I was cackling 🤣
This was so great! Make more Gus!!! 😍
Man this guy is good😂😂😂
Gus, you're amazing! Great tribute to your awesome Greek mom!
Just. So. Funny. Watch him, he's really going places!
Gus is such a killer! So hilarious every time 😂😂😂
I absolutely LOST IT at the "property values" joke
I can relate SO MUCH on the name and address conundrum
I am literally CLAPPING (before I realized how weird it was!) while listening alone!! This is AMAZING!!!!
Great set, Gus!! I'm so proud of you!!
This guy was hilarious and kept it clean. Much respect ❤
Definitely captured my attention! Good set! My condolences.
This was sooo good Gus! SO PROUD OF YOU!!!!!
Epic. You did such a great job.
Way to go Gus!!! Hilarious as always
The vibe
😂
That was some good comedy
Gus has me in CACKLING 😂😂😂😂😂😂
My condolences for your μαμά. Ευχαριστώ πάρα πολύ για τα αστεία σου! Είμαι ελληνοαμερικανίδα από το Μπρούκλιν και Νέα Τζέρζη! You are THE BEST! Καλή Ανάσταση! 😊
Love this, hilarious ❤ well wishes
I loved this so much!!!
I have a crush on a funny, little Greek man!
10s across the board 👏🏻👏🏻
Great set!! 😂
Amazing 😂😂😂
i haven’t genuinely laughed in a long time that was great
😂😂😂 This guy is 🙌🙌🙌
ahhh cant wait!!!
You never miss 😂
Great set!
GusCon or KonGus.... Hollywood loves a mashup. And I loved this clip!
I'm so sorry for your losses, Gus. You're very funny! 😂
It never gets old, you can take it to hella depths 15 yrs later. Outsiders look at us in horror when we start talking bout this or that dead fam member 😂
Love it😂
Dude is hilarious!! 😂😂
So goooooood. 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 KC
Brilliant stuff
So good! 😂
This kid did a good job!
ΝΑΙΙΙΙ Gus! Keep going at it! I cannot help but think that your mother would be proud!
Perfection
Ate it up ❤
Groovy, bro!
Lol "FOCUS!"
Good set! I couldn't relate but funny is funny! 🫡
Funny af
You’re amazing and made me gym workout so much harder 🎉
Hilarious 😂😂😂
1:49 🤣😂😅😆 He said, "customer cervix."
I'm glad I ran across him 👍🏾🤣🤣
This is awesome. Asian parents in USA first generation totally get it
Oh man.. sorry for your loss Gus. And I'm sorry it didn't work out with your ex
Come thru, Short King!
lol the bit about translating for immigrant parents 😂I still hate going to Home Depot after being forced to try to figure out how to buy stuff for mom
LET IT GO!!!
Hilarious 🤣🙌
My teachers always did the same thing with my name during attendance.
May her memory be eternal 🙏
I SMELL SITCOM.
Hilarious
What a silly little goose
Viva Ελλαδάρα!!!!!😂😂😂
This guy is great!! If you read this I'm sorry for your loss, and I really hope to see more from you!
11:03 WELLLL Except the Customs Fraud.... but then I suppose one could argue that was the child's doing 😅
He's cute and hilarious 😊❤
I have a big name too and i relate to the customer service experience 😂😂😂
My name is literally the Spanish word for little girl and a popular fruit 🍌 and my family isn't even Hispanic 😂😂😂😅
Bananiña?
niñita
Chiquita?
Is your name Platano?
So based off of the comments your name is either Nina Bana or Nina Plantano
Imagine if he told them she was flying spirit.
Rip to your mom.
Oooooh that feel when the teacher would pause in roll call, i always knew it was me. And they only struggled on one fucking letter. Y.😅
Haaa!!! Who needs to write anything when you have LIFE!!! I wouldn’t had canceled SHYT! She just wouldn’t had been on the plane! ❤
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Give me more, Gus. ❤😂 loved this. Really relate to the gay immigrant experiences.
Haha
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was in the middle of brushing my teeth at "Yeah, I'd like to schedule a pap smear."
Y'all can probably guess what happened next. 🤦♀️
i want him
YESSSS!!! I'm first generation. My first name is 10 letters and was made up by my mother. My last name is super easy, 4 letters, a common first name and super white(married name). Customer service people try gaslighting me into believing my last name is my first and that me and my government documents are lying.