What White Women and Alligators Have in Common - Sydney Castillo - Stand-Up Featuring
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- Опубліковано 16 кві 2024
- Sydney Castillo raises some questions about the price of Plan B, reveals the consequences of a dose of Zoloft and tells a story about a white woman who needed his help.
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love that he's been workshopping this joke...it's definitely gotten better
That’s how it works, usually 😂
@@stevietv420 keyword, usually 😂. The first 6x I heard him do this one left much to be desired
@@antonio6908, TRUE!
He killed it 🔥🔥🤣🤣
Had an old black lady for a therapist in better help, best damn day of the week is when I get to spend some time with that amazing woman.
What are you looking for? My degree!😂😂😂
Bro's joke on plan B Is fucking hilarious 😂
"My Cup Is Full"
I'm using that from now on.
THE WHITE WOMEN IN THE CROWD WAS QUIET
Not really. White women are the ones using it the most statistically speaking
Talking absolute silence
As they should be. They did it to themselves!
I cant wait to use “My Cup is Full” 🤣
Zoloft had me looking at a burning building like “woooow, pretty colors 😍” I couldn’t fool with it no more! Team Effexor! 😂
hahahahahhaah GIRL NOOOOOOWAH.
I do that and the only pills I take are painkillers
😭😭facts I was diagnosed with manic bipolar depression, my mom took me off of Zoloft almost immediately.
Cymbalta for me. Granted, I got a whooole lot more in my cup than Anxiety. 🤣😳🤣🤣🤣😳
😂😂😂😂
Sydney moving up so happy for dude.! 💯
Hear the fact that the first doctor didn't help? And that he kept suffering? But also he didn't give up and found better treatment.
Facts
You're right. There's a lesson in that. Several, actually.
That's perfect symmetry in his story/joke. Because, a white lady will later need his help. But he slowly closes the door. Maybe if the first White lady/doctor had help him, he would have been able (healthy enough) to help the second white lady... I see Karma...
The moment he stepped outside to help that lady, a SWAT team would have dropped from the skies with laser sights trained, ready to pin everything from Jimmy Hoffa to the Zoot suit riots on him.
Gotta love the Zoot suits tho.. You pull up to a job interview in one of those, you're gonna leave an impression..lol
He can make the most intense traumatic things into a funny story
I'm happy Sydney is making waves !
😂😂😂😂 like helping a alligator lol
In Zimbabwe, it's 5 US Dollars!
For what?
@@jessicaevans2564 morning after, birth control pill.
It’s actually $50 and the off brand of plan B is $40
You trying to get us to send you a check for a discounted price. I see your work. 😂😂😂😂
Helping a yt lady is like helping a alligator. Lol
My cup runneth over too!
I love this man!!❤
Plan b is 50 in MD, but joke is still funny
Remember hearing this on Chocolate Sundaes lmao.
He should be a writer on Atlanta.
Hilarious set, another banger from Sydney!
I need Sydney to hurry up and come to London!
Phenomenal play boi
Outstanding!!!
The fact is some to most places sale “Plan B” is actually $50 and the off brand of plan B is $40. Yet it’s true
I needed this. Thank you. 😊
I feel you Sydney
Good funny set Sydney . He came in shooting !!!
Perfect set!!!
My cup is full right now 😂😂😂😂
Heelarious! Great job Sydney. Fort Worth stand up!!
That was funny as hell!!!
Great set beginig to end. Dying laughing.!
love it
Fiiiiire. Let's go
he aint playin take 1 dem mfs you'll go from chris tucker in da chicken coop too feelin like snoop dogg after 3 blunts😂calm as a mf😂😂😂
Sydney is a star.
Hilarious! 😂😂😂
This was 100% my experience with anxiety medicine! Lol luckily I had a Jewish therapist who treated me a little more gently when telling me the harsh truths of my life lbs
Sydney stay killin it, success & nuthin less my guy 🫡
this dude is funny!!!
Greetings from Las Vegas NV
"oj simpson had a panic attack that night... make sense?"
HHHHHH😆I'M COOKED🔥🥘♨️ONLY 1 MINUTES IN!!
Ancestors speak!
Schoolboy Q & Sydney Castillo in the same room. Until then Im sticking with theyre the same person
The way he explained panic attacks is exactly what tf I thought it was until big mouth explained it with the misquotes 😂
Zoloft is AKA ignore-it-all😂😂😂
He said Ft. Worth, Tx...soooo, much is making sense. Its a NO, periodt.
hahahahahahaomg hilarious.
❤❤❤❤
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nah, he told that anxiety joke better on LF
😂
Sydney Castillo is up there with Tony Roberts - UNDISCOVERED/SLEPT-ON & Past their time DUE!!! Hello?!
Is it your crocodile? like you can't, no pants on
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro from ft worth or his mama is and I’m from Dallas ima fan now ima fan of all black texas comedians
Zoloft will have you numb for exactly 2 weeks...I almost gave up 3 days before the 2 week mark, but got through it. Had a similar bad news situation with my dad's health and had the same reaction..😏😊
Almost everyone I know who has ever taken antidepressants say the same thing. They make you have zero emotion.For some it's crazy that on while them nothing scares you.
It’s only like that in the beginning!😊
Uh ub plan b 50 bro
Crazy that the pill is $40. That is ridiculously expensive.
They Have A Coupon For It If You Use It It Be Like $30
It used to be $85
Invega Sustenna keeps me from getting even its really boring but atleast my money isn't spent on lawyer fees
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lil rough 2 the plan b ... but it was well done. just sensitive topic. looking forward to more
I have a playstation and i have 3 girl friends with benefits (one is my ex wife)
The PlayStation 5 is actually $400
If you can’t afford it, doesn’t matter how much it costs, everything is expensive
This is probably years old.
Now that they are available. Closer to launch, they were being bought up by bots & resold for close to $1,000 regularly
No.
ZOLOFT IS CRAP! At least for me. 4:43 I want to cry for ya momma now too. But yeah. Make sure Zoloft works for you.
☹️
Bro sex controls your mind ur weak once I get it which is the goal I could care less. That's why I don't really care if they give it up or not lmao. It's all the same once u start
That's way too much to start on!
Basically I had a black lady grab my arm one time because she wanted to know what time it was. I remember looking at her going, "you don't want white people touching your hair, then don't grab our god damn arms." Basically looked at me like I was nuts. I dont know what rulebook you read, we don't like strangers touching us😂
I’m lost. Is Dan at the bar having the panic attacks or is it the stand up? There’s a big jump. I couldn’t do better tho jes sayin
name checks out
both. he used the story about his coworker Dan to say He didn't believe panic attacks were actually a thing until it happened to him.
Yea both
raw. ty!
You lost me with the first cringe joke. Next
They wrote next like they be swiping on tinder 😂
Crowd weak asl
😂
what a racist man
It’s worse…he ain’t funny🤓
@@R-xj5og Who?
@@Wordsareprayers not u
@@R-xj5og Thank U
Black dude on stage, all they ever talk about. It's either that or the struggle.