Jared Goldstein - "I Wish You Weren't Gay"
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- Опубліковано 20 січ 2023
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That leg kick and “Sowwy” 😂
“I’m Ali Wong” almost went over my head 😂
As soon as he said that I lost my shit 💀
@@binaryvoid0101 Same 😆 so nonchalant
I almost Googled "Ali Wong Comedy Special" Darn Gays!
@@SEACRUZNY Lol extreme confusion ensues
I don’t get it. 🤔
I like the relaxed approach and delivery, he seems naturally funny too.
The context in which he used "Believe Men" will have me laughing for the rest of my life! Bahaha
ikr
He isn't wrong!
"She's a rescue." 😂
...and she shakes like one.
"so now i'm a landlord." LOL
great set
He's so cute and I'm jealous of his hair.
And figure...
@@rebekahcuriel-alessi2239Right? His legs, OMG 😍
@@Sarah24871 Yeah let's normalize the objectification of cute gay dudes! We're not girls, we'll be extatic about it!! :)
@@Walperion_Music Actually, I AM a girl ;)
Yes so shiny and nice, also jealous ❤
I love him! And his outfit!! His pacing and jokes are hysterical, seems naturally very funny. Audience seemed very straight but were trying 😹
Lol what were they trying?
@andy.climber why so judgy? Stop perpetuating silly stereotypes. It was a good set, he was funny, he looked good doing it, job done.
@@RobAlfieInostrozaLindley to be gay
@@kevansnuggs5482 the audience did not boots the house realness but they wanted to
@@ashleybunny1884 sorry, possibly being stupid but I just don’t understand what you mean.
"sorry, gay not Scottish"
💯 stealing this in case I ever come out 😂
I'm straight, but never hurts to be prepared amirite?
I hear ya. Some jokes are so good you wish you could use them even when they don't apply to you. 😆
this opening line works only while wearing a skirt, y'know?
you never know when rent is due
Never (LOL)
😂😂😂
“So now, I’m a landlord.” *giggles*
That was priceless 😄
"In their 30s" that hurt me physically
Me too bc I'm in my 40's. 😭
First of all, he’s so hilarious! Second of all, he doesn’t rush like other comedians do. This is awesome❤
Lmao I'm about to be 31 and that last joke killed me 🥲 I want his outfit tbh, the skirt + platforms look great on him. Let's normalize skirts on dudes please
I think his outfit looks cute too !
They're called Kilts
Yesss ❤️
There is already kilts. Skirts on dudes is ..... NO.
@@selfproclaimednobody4614
Roses are rude
Violets are crude
Don't be a prude
Wear a skirt dude
This was jam packed with consistently funny and original content. What a fun set :)
Oh my, is that actually another Kevan?!
I totally agree. He's soooo funny. Just discovered him on UA-cam. I really wish he had a Netflix special. That's the only place I can see stand-up specials 😊
@@kevansnuggs5482 :O
I want the world full of people like this. ❤
Love this guy!! He is cute as a button!! I've never seen him before. A living doll and hilarious!!!
Great set! So chill, love the delivery and timing! Not overly caustic or affected. Just funny! I'd definitely go to see him!
I love this - how have I not seen this before?? What a brilliant comedian. Maybe a bit alternative for some people, but I personally think he's very funny and enjoyed his perspective on life and society. Good on you, Jared. :) Thanks for the laughs.
His bottom and top jokes are weak. Only funny part was the rescue mazda
@@kevinlaguna2023 Do you perform and post online? I'll watch you, if you want.
Fairy Boy Ho performs as a bottom in the sewers of WeHo 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I've seen some of this set before and it was funny the first time but I can tell the delivery has improved. The mma joke still makes me chuckle😂
It's my favorite when people giggle at their own jokes.
Glad I came across this. Really funny. Excellent comedic timing.
"I'm Ali Wong" LMFAOOO
"I'm Ali Wong." Lmao
The eyebrow joke 😂😂😂
Trouble begins when it's your BOYFRIEND who says "I wish you weren't gay!"
Or parents. 😭🥲
@@gayasparagus they do that... At least the first 100 times mentioning it
oh that's rough, i'm sorry :(
Like 'Go to the chicks, you don't deserve guys' thing?
He is so clever, witty, intelligent, crazy funny and doesn't swear - I love him! I have 2 daughters and wish I had a son just like him 🤩
That was wonderful. Very funny, and he's so adorable. The last joke got me and I feel seen ;-)
~Trav
WONDERFUL! Definitely gonna keep checking what he does in the future
I love the simplicity n the efficiency in this 😂 it was short n sweet with no dull moment
my favorite "I wish you weren't gay"
" well I wish you weren't .... my mom " LMFAOOOOO
'He's not straight, but the rent is due'
Exclusively made for.
so the place was packed with 780 people or more and he thought: might be fun to present myself to them in a skirt. very courageous will look out for him in future
Truly enjoyed your show. Thanks for sharing!!
Totally adorable and so truthful too!
EXCELLENT set! Really good timing!
Such a little cutie & refreshingly clean comedy which was very funny.
Absolutely loved it!! Best of luck Jared!!
Skirts for (straight) non-Scottish men are fashionable in Seattle, and these are mostly guys who would say "Sorry, I'm gay, I'm not Scottish" just for fun. I'll look up Jared Goldstein before he gets senior at 30, because right now, he is at his best, this was excellent.
hilarious! love your stand-up!
I laughed from beginning to end!! Good shit
Great set!
He’s got it! Very funny and adorable.
Great set. Hilarious.
Soooo talented, laughed the whole time 😂
This was so funny. They're going to have a big career, I can tell.
"im a front" is perfect
He is so cute and super funny!!!! I want to hear more about this comedian!!!! ❤❤❤❤❤👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
You are such a queen ❤Super funny , and the temple is amazing ❤🎉😂
Who is this kid? Too funny! I so love how easy it is to go down the UA-cam rabbit hole. I've yet to be disappointed. Thank you to whoever designed the flowchart that gets us to these things!
I lostttttt it oh my gosh. So hilarious! Everyone at McDonald’s is looking at me weird
Great set, they're effing adorable 😍 audience felt very straight tho I guess we're not ready yet ppl!
That was effing hilarious - "I'm Allie Wong - you're welcome" lollllololololol hahahahaha
I saw Jared do this set live in Indianapolis to open for JVN. It was awesome.
He's great! Love his style.
Brilliant and now I'm in love!
Great timing and loved the dead pan pause set up
He is so hysterical, I have laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣 Senior center and they are in their 30s killed me 🤣🤣
He is absolutely ADORABLE!! 🤗💙
Darn it!! 😂
It is always nice to see a gay person on a platform who is actually *queer*, i.e. countercultural, gender bending, sex positive. Basically, anyone who makes cishet white men uncomfortable. 😜
Haha! Very true 😂
Although at 54, I’m surprised they let me watch this in the retirement home!
😂😂
That is amazingly obnoxious. Kind of obnoxious to call him queer when, you know, he might find the term offensive
Second. Maybe a black gay cis person might reqct uncomfortablly
@@farapipsqueek636 ?
So a standard masculine homosexual isn’t good enough anymore - they’re lesser gays because it doesn’t affirm your obviously narcissistic need to be the centre of everyone else’s attention.
@@MarthaMansbridge this but unironically tbh. white straight acting gay men can fall in a ditch
I laughed so loud! New fan!
Almost 42 here... I should have been buried at least 6 years ago.
He hilarious. Great timing and great material.
"they"
I identify as a pillow biter .
This man's set was absolutely brilliant!👍😂
A simple gay guy. Just being his simple authentic self. Such a rarity in our community nowadays
Nothing simple about him
@@SqampI love all of those games you mentioned!
What are you talking about? Lol
SERIOUSLY!!!
You're hanging out with the wrong people, friendo
His legs do look cute in them shoes and skirt though lol
Great pacing, fun delivery.
Gosh! He is flawless.
He did the Mark Normand thing at the end! 😂😂😂
Laid back funny. Brilliant.
I have been depressed for four days straight and comedians always fix it. They are better than therapists. Comedians deserve the prestige of doctors or lawyers because they help people just as much.
Brilliant !!!❤
Funny, brilliant and has a cute outfit! 😍
😂😂😂 incredible jokes and delivery
i like how he says you're welcome at the end x')
I love him! That was funny. Want more :))
He’s not gay, but he has to feed his family 😭
The boots and skirt combo are to die for
Refreshingly original. Best of luck!
Lmao so cute! Love his humor 😁
I loved everything about this
I've got a 2013 Mazda 2... I love it!
380 to 9 gallons makes me love it more
Mazda 2 is awesome
Omg I actually love his look! ❤
we’re healing 😭😭😭
So funny! Love him!
Adorable. ❤
OMG I love u... you are like a real life Stefon!
He is so cute and I love his hair.❤
Hilarious 😂😆
Funny every time
Oh he’s hilarious!🤣
That was effin good. Such a clean and simple set 👌👌👌
"clean" 😂
Beautiful!
Sooooooo adorable❤
I actually, laughed out loud, lol!
Love the rescue joke!
Great set!
But I’m already craving more comedy!
"Kelly Bluebook Value" GOT me.
More please
Aww I really enjoyed this lol aww he’s so cute 🥰
You think that's the response a comedian wants from his or her set? Ummm no. Cute does not equal good comedy.
@@johnedward8352 comedians can’t get more than one type of compliment? Wtf? Who genuinely complimented something about you today? I can hear the crickets
Yes. How dare you compliment him