Everything Wrong With Mortal Kombat In 27 Minutes Or Less

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  • @CinemaSins
    @CinemaSins  3 роки тому +447

    Outtakes are here: ua-cam.com/video/bjiqA1htw-c/v-deo.html

    • @urb44n
      @urb44n 3 роки тому +4

      Ok

    • @ScottKorin
      @ScottKorin 3 роки тому +5

      I really with the BTS podcast would explain why this was done.

    • @ethontesmer4544
      @ethontesmer4544 3 роки тому +1

      You should sin whiplash

    • @rastaoneeye
      @rastaoneeye 3 роки тому +1

      Noice, made the day great🍻

    • @SCARFACEPHOENIX
      @SCARFACEPHOENIX 3 роки тому

      Hey Jeremy did i ask you to give the mortal kombat movie the sentence to hell? How about u rethink ur decision in solitary take him away
      *the **m.ps** arrested Jeremy from cinema sins* I apologize On behalf of that asshole he really screwed the pooch on this one all of you had been pardoned * i retracted the sins and give the correct sentence: HEAVEN*
      thats all dismissed.

  • @johnsteele3760
    @johnsteele3760 3 роки тому +719

    Totally missed the opportunity to remove a sin when Liu Kang repeats the low kick sweep on Kano. That part was absolutely hysterical

    • @ptlovelight2971
      @ptlovelight2971 3 роки тому +60

      Ha! I loved that they included that Spammer move in the movie...it helped me win a few games back when I was a kid 😂

    • @Monochrome2004
      @Monochrome2004 2 роки тому +15

      that move got me out of a tough spot when my nephew who actually knew how to play didnt give me time to remember the controls, i just started spamming it after the tenth round where he beat me with no opposition and i swear ive never seen a 9 yr old get so mad so fast, he never won a single game against me after that

    • @MrMoon36O
      @MrMoon36O 2 роки тому

      It was cringe as fuck.

    • @kylebatteson9572
      @kylebatteson9572 2 роки тому +14

      Kano was the only good part in this dumpster fire

    • @himwhoisnottobenamed5427
      @himwhoisnottobenamed5427 2 роки тому

      @@ptlovelight2971 Ah, so you were one of _those_ guys. 😆

  • @Kadic_Kabus
    @Kadic_Kabus 3 роки тому +939

    Raiden isn't allowed to interfere in Mortal Kombat, however, the tournament hasn't started yet, so Kung Lao should've been saved. Such Bullshit.

    • @archersterling6726
      @archersterling6726 3 роки тому +66

      I bet you 100 that they want to make him a revenant and "hate Raiden for not saving him"

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture8817
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture8817 3 роки тому +90

      Cole: I thought you couldn't interfere?
      Raiden: 😁
      Kung Lao: What. The. Fu-

    • @GCT1990
      @GCT1990 3 роки тому +42

      Even 1995's Mk got that right when Raiden protected his fighters on the ship.

    • @snkybrki
      @snkybrki 3 роки тому +21

      @@Wolfcub23 It was fun, it's just that the self-insert or whoever the fuck Cole was supposed to be was pretty bland.

    • @snkybrki
      @snkybrki 3 роки тому +15

      @@Wolfcub23 Yeah, and the tournament could've been a sequel.

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 3 роки тому +493

    This whole movie happens because the good guys are incompetent, and the good guys win because the bad guys were ultimately MORE incompetent.

  • @TelsMaviston
    @TelsMaviston 3 роки тому +490

    You missed out on the "Cole left his family to protect them because his proximity put them in danger, but decided to go back to his family, putting them in danger."

    • @clairepettie
      @clairepettie 3 роки тому +38

      Don't forget that he then left them _again_ so they would be put back in danger of being frozen and abducted by SubZero, after which they were promptly frozen and abducted by SubZero, waiting for Cole to return and save them from danger. Again.

    • @trueunderdog191
      @trueunderdog191 Рік тому +3

      Ok but who the hell is Cole?

  • @_GeneralMechanics_
    @_GeneralMechanics_ 3 роки тому +3002

    The biggest sin of this whole movie, besides not being a full Mortal Kombat tournament, was not giving us the 2 hour Scorpion Samurai Revenge Epic we deserved.

    • @_GeneralMechanics_
      @_GeneralMechanics_ 3 роки тому +41

      @Rodolfo Ramos Even that cartoon Mortal Kombat "movie" we got on VHS before the release of the '95 movie had a better representation of the rivalry... and better CGI.

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 3 роки тому +53

      The 90s film is somehow much better than this.

    • @VIeshPilled
      @VIeshPilled 3 роки тому +70

      Biggest sin of this movie is talking about a tournament all the time and never actually having a tournament. The tournament never happens. Other than that though, I enjoyed the shit out of it.

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 3 роки тому +35

      The closest you'll probably get is 'Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion’s Revenge', and even then, more time is spent on developing Liu Kang, Sonya, and Johnny Cage instead of Scorpion.

    • @EzBlockCap
      @EzBlockCap 3 роки тому +12

      Mortal Kombat is just about Scorpion. Last I check the games have more than one character in them. Tf wants to watch a MK movie about solely one character who isn’t even the main character (Liu Kang) anyway

  • @cyklonus1
    @cyklonus1 3 роки тому +269

    Sadly...... This video was VERY accurate. Only correction I have is the Raiden from 1995 actually protected the fighters everytime they got attacked before the tournament started. This guy did squat.

    • @sugadaddy7050
      @sugadaddy7050 3 роки тому +30

      Agreed. Its sad to say, but the original movie was/ is still the best one. And that movie only cost $ 1 million to make...

    • @PrestoSaibot
      @PrestoSaibot 2 роки тому +12

      Dude has no idea what he's talking about. He said Kabal was from out world. He clearly knows nothing about mk except this movie.

    • @kendonl.taylor5111
      @kendonl.taylor5111 2 роки тому +9

      @@sugadaddy7050 I seen it years ago, The original is better than this.....disappointment.

    • @angelesfilms916
      @angelesfilms916 2 роки тому +2

      Lol I just watched the movie and laughed at your comment lol 😂

  • @courtjester2555
    @courtjester2555 3 роки тому +475

    “And that’s all the movie has to say about that” The tag line for the movie

    • @justinrandall5907
      @justinrandall5907 3 роки тому +5

      The problem is that so much of the movie just lacks the proper exposition to explain the events of the first tournament and would’ve been better off if Cole Young was replaced by Johnny Cage, I think Louis Tan would’ve played him pretty well and there wouldn’t be any confusion as to who Cole is and what his role in the series is. In addition to this, they don’t explain the proper rules of the tournament well or any of their powers, it would’ve been better to explain that Earth risks being overrun by Outworld if they lose a consecutive amount of tournaments which motivates them to fight. In addition to that, they should’ve better developed Raiden’s character and given him better reasons for being so cynical compared to his video game counterpart. Maybe showcase how he’s been weathered over time by seeing countless Earthrealm kombatants lose, so he’s trying with all he’s got with the current lot. The mark for kombatants is also stupid, they should just make them chosen and have their reasons for Raiden drawing them to fight in the tournament, just like in the animated movie. Plus, on top of this, they keep killing people off before the tournament begins and don’t articulate the actual rules behind it. It makes sense that Shang Tsung would try to kill people off before the tournament begins but I’m pretty sure the game forbade him from doing so, which is why he usually tries stuff like this when people are in different realms.

  • @robjef622
    @robjef622 3 роки тому +991

    Stabby yo-yo is the best description of Scorpion's kunai I've ever heard.

    • @rafrivera7883
      @rafrivera7883 3 роки тому +18

      Lowkey i always thought he used it like a kusarigama

    • @ChargeQM
      @ChargeQM 3 роки тому +38

      @@rafrivera7883 It's a rope dart, which means it CAN be used that way, in addition to throwing it and yanking it back, both as a ranged stabby thing and as a hook.

    • @Afrocypher9590
      @Afrocypher9590 3 роки тому +5

      It did sound kinda funny though. LoL

    • @indigothecat
      @indigothecat 3 роки тому +3

      To be fair, at least initially, he was using it kind of as a meteor hammer which is a real weapon style that's cool to watch. However, I'm reaching to find praises to this movie, hehe. Apparently when you use a hook/spear point attached to a rope though, it's called kusari-fundo/kusari-gama.

    • @mingyaowu7720
      @mingyaowu7720 3 роки тому +1

      Hahahahahaha

  • @tedgovostis7351
    @tedgovostis7351 3 роки тому +158

    As silly as it seemed, Kunai (like many eastern martial arts weapons) are actually originally a gardening/agricultural tool, so it was completely acceptable that she was using it to garden.

  • @xwolfenstudx
    @xwolfenstudx 3 роки тому +1235

    You missed the fact that Cole's arcana is literally plot armor during the Goro fight. That woulda been a great sin.

    • @Montesama314
      @Montesama314 3 роки тому +68

      I remember laughing so hard when it came to me. "Wait... Is that LITERAL PLOT--"

    • @katkloud2287
      @katkloud2287 3 роки тому +23

      Finally someone noticed that

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 3 роки тому +3

      Maybe he doesn't know that joke

    • @myfinalheaven9590
      @myfinalheaven9590 3 роки тому +6

      @Jonathan Perez Cole did stab Sub-Zero in the chest with his Tonfa, which is technically connected to his armour.

    • @epilefissar
      @epilefissar 3 роки тому +3

      The Pitch Meeting guy said exactly that

  • @RamseyDewey
    @RamseyDewey 3 роки тому +639

    The one sink of Sauron… mwahahahahaha!!!

    • @Helloworld-ss5uv
      @Helloworld-ss5uv 3 роки тому +14

      One sink to rule them all,
      One sink to find them,
      One sink to bring them all,
      And in the Darkness bind them

    • @aaronroibeard
      @aaronroibeard 3 роки тому +4

      Also conveniently happens right before everything pops off lol

    • @Nottz4Lyf18
      @Nottz4Lyf18 3 роки тому

      Coach Ramsey watches these, sorta laughing because the last video i was watching a minute ago was your explanation about the internet backlash about the toes in the cage

    • @mariahdibben4066
      @mariahdibben4066 3 роки тому

      I died laughing 🤣

  • @kronigore22
    @kronigore22 3 роки тому +113

    I'm calling a sin on CinemaSins, you completely skipped over the fact that Sub-Zero apparently waited hundreds of years, then randomly told Shang Tsung for no reason, "I am no longer Bi-Han...I am Sub Zero!".

    • @seanthomas1552
      @seanthomas1552 2 роки тому +1

      Wait was the implication that Sub Zero knew Shang Tsung when he killed scorpion.

    • @jihanramphal214
      @jihanramphal214 Рік тому +2

      ​@@seanthomas1552it should be that way if they want to stick to the source material, but given how far they've strayed already, who knows

    • @leonarddement3432
      @leonarddement3432 11 місяців тому +1

      Also. Bigger sin. Bi Han is a mortal. How did he live from the time he killed Scorpion to the Modern Day??

    • @DoctorDoom_editz
      @DoctorDoom_editz 6 місяців тому

      ​@@leonarddement3432shang tsung slowed his aging like erron black is 150 cuz of shang he probably also used his ice to slow his aging

  • @strazh8092
    @strazh8092 3 роки тому +606

    I am disappointed there wasn't an observation that Cole was saved by his Arcana; which was LITERALLY plot armor.

    • @yufi305
      @yufi305 3 роки тому +37

      AH HA!!! 🤣🤣🤣Hahahaha!! That would've been amazing if the sin was "LITERAL PLOT ARMOR EX-MACHINA!!"

    • @jlantern100
      @jlantern100 3 роки тому +7

      HAHAHAHAHA! My friend and I said the exact same thing when we first watched the movie!

    • @Agirlnamedmikee
      @Agirlnamedmikee 3 роки тому +10

      I told my family that his Arcana was "Plot Armor" and they legit thought I made up that phrase 😂

    • @bommer5750
      @bommer5750 3 роки тому +4

      an arcana is literally an ex-machina

    • @chinwenduizenwata6763
      @chinwenduizenwata6763 3 роки тому

      @@bommer5750 no it's not

  • @matthewmccoy7437
    @matthewmccoy7437 3 роки тому +132

    5:50 showing the guy getting his dome piece rocked 3 times had me crying laughing

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 3 роки тому +156

    "Sorry, I'm not allowed to interfere. I can't save everyone."
    YOU LITERALLY JUST INTERFERED AND SAVED ALMOST EVERYONE.

  • @Joker_Kirby
    @Joker_Kirby 3 роки тому +755

    So, Scorpion learned how to say "get over here" in English but didn't have time to learn more English?

  • @ndcp2379
    @ndcp2379 3 роки тому +1069

    The sad thing is most of the issues could have been fixed if cole was replaced with Johny Cage.

    • @DrippleDragon
      @DrippleDragon 3 роки тому +64

      Not necessarily, Johnny Cage is a step up from the generic action MC, and just the writing in general hurt the character not really Cole himself, like for example when you write that your character loses every single fight but then conveniently beats someone way stronger than him it’s the writing, in reality Cole should’ve just been Takeda and then said his adopted father or his moms husband was Kenshi

    • @ndcp2379
      @ndcp2379 3 роки тому +42

      @@DrippleDragon I completely agree that its the writers fault. I get that they wanted someone the audience could relate to and follow on there journey. That role could have gone to any number of MK characters. I just said Johnny because he has been with the series from the beginning. But i also like your idea as well. On a side note I would love to see the MK Legacy expanded and continued

    • @AFZ6767
      @AFZ6767 3 роки тому +18

      @@ndcp2379 Cage is supposed to be the GOAT. Hence the tease at the end. Have you played the recent games? Cage is actually a BIG deal later on in the stoyline

    • @ndcp2379
      @ndcp2379 3 роки тому +16

      @@AFZ6767 I haven't played them but that's what UA-cam is for. I actually think the Movie should use more story elements from the games. To me the ideal movie aside from a straight adaptation of the Game would be a combination of MK1 movie, MK Legacy and Scorpions Revenge and stay rated R

    • @Dirhe
      @Dirhe 3 роки тому +13

      @@AFZ6767 Since ever, i don't know why people never bring that up. A lot of followers seem to forget that in MK 4 lore, the elder gods bringed Cage to life again in the war against Shinnok, is not like he was a pushover, ever.

  • @pRyudo
    @pRyudo 3 роки тому +29

    You forgot to call Cole's arcana: a literal plot armor.

  • @Igorcastrochucre
    @Igorcastrochucre 3 роки тому +551

    Bold of them to release a Mortal Kombat movie all about the lore a year after the last game pretty much went "You know all that lore we built in the last 25 years? Yeah, none of it matters anymore and we can make up as much as we want from here on."

    • @osirisjojo6876
      @osirisjojo6876 3 роки тому +21

      Which sucks and explains why mk9 to mk11 aftermath are a disgrace to what fans know. They should have continue Taven's story but then again they would fuck it up and can care less what we think and know what they were supposed to do.

    • @justinlacek1481
      @justinlacek1481 3 роки тому +39

      I'm pretty sure MK11 is a direct follow up to MK10, which itself was a follow up to MK9. Love it or hate it, the story is objectively tied together with the past several titles. I don't know how anyone could think MK11 was some type of hard reboot.

    • @douglaspkillah
      @douglaspkillah 3 роки тому +6

      I mean the movie didn’t stick to the lore either

    • @osirisjojo6876
      @osirisjojo6876 3 роки тому +2

      @@justinlacek1481 maybe but it was poorly execute tho.

    • @osirisjojo6876
      @osirisjojo6876 3 роки тому

      @@tempusername-l5d which begs the question why. Why do that instead of continuing Taven's story (which is cannon)?

  • @RamseyDewey
    @RamseyDewey 3 роки тому +1076

    ESL classes in hell… man this one had the best lines!

    • @ShlomoMetzenbaum
      @ShlomoMetzenbaum 3 роки тому +8

      I wish I could dislike Jeremy's videos more than once. Just a bunch of really really bad jokes haha no sins

    • @plagueman049
      @plagueman049 3 роки тому +49

      @@ShlomoMetzenbaum There were so many sins in this movie. Retconning itself, making a new character no one gives a flying fuck about, introducing that arcana bullshit, and absolutely riddled with continuity errors!

    • @ShlomoMetzenbaum
      @ShlomoMetzenbaum 3 роки тому +9

      @@plagueman049 yeah but Jeremey glossed over those to get to his dumb fucking jokes

    • @plagueman049
      @plagueman049 3 роки тому +21

      @@ShlomoMetzenbaum No, he really didn't.

    • @xletragedyx
      @xletragedyx 3 роки тому +8

      Too bad we heard that joke over a month ago when Ryan George wrote it

  • @KeojiMaru
    @KeojiMaru 3 роки тому +20

    Idk why but at the end when he says "No Raiden why can't YOOOOU FIND THEM?" Legit made me laugh out loud, I swear if Cole or somebody said that in the movie I would've legit died. Lmao

  • @AleksPizana
    @AleksPizana 3 роки тому +373

    "Cole Young. The character that ruined the story by Eddie Tobias."

  • @SweetChickenSir
    @SweetChickenSir 3 роки тому +394

    the day that sub-zero was defeated was the most important day of your life, but for me, it was tuesday.

    • @Raximus3000
      @Raximus3000 3 роки тому +1

      Who goes to cinema on Tuesdays?!

    • @immaleaf4964
      @immaleaf4964 3 роки тому +4

      Unimportant but you remember it was a Tuesday

    • @joshuacope6052
      @joshuacope6052 3 роки тому +15

      @@Raximus3000 you idiots do realize it's a joke right?

    • @LuminousPrime
      @LuminousPrime 3 роки тому +9

      @@Raximus3000 Tuesdays are cheap days, at least at my local cinema

    • @leejones7139
      @leejones7139 3 роки тому +13

      M. Bison 😀

  • @sammehlberg6664
    @sammehlberg6664 2 роки тому +17

    Anyone notice how jax getting super strong robot arms also made his legs able to stand with the weight of a huge Boulder?

  • @mikeRedMDK2032
    @mikeRedMDK2032 3 роки тому +359

    Arcana and dragon markings. The games have been around since '92, but all of a sudden we need a name for these powers and tattoos to distinguish who's worthy or not. Writers just can't help themselves

    • @Omega-uc7wl
      @Omega-uc7wl 3 роки тому +19

      Yeah I hate that part the most

    • @shirubionicle
      @shirubionicle 3 роки тому +4

      They should have just had the Elder Gods and Raiden foresee and decide.

    • @mikeRedMDK2032
      @mikeRedMDK2032 3 роки тому +5

      In mortal kombat 3 kahn and his minions invaded earthrealm, and most of the population's souls were claimed. A few, like your normal heroes and kabal and striker survived. They were seen as chosen or worthy. I like that reasoning much better than tattoos lol

    • @JoeEmber776
      @JoeEmber776 3 роки тому +19

      Shit's like the chi level bullshit in the mulan remake. Why can't someone just be good at fighting? who cares about all this mystical bullshit learn to write a naturally occuring conflict with cool fight scenes

    • @JMorrall89
      @JMorrall89 3 роки тому +21

      Ikr? Also...who the fuck is Cole?

  • @extraterrestrialenby
    @extraterrestrialenby 3 роки тому +128

    "What kind of monster doesn't punctuate their subtitles?!"
    I'm dead 🤣

    • @urb44n
      @urb44n 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @Wonderouz
      @Wonderouz 3 роки тому +1

      How is this comment 3hours ago &this video has only been uploaded for 10min... WTF 🤯😳😳

    • @eliramon420
      @eliramon420 3 роки тому +2

      As he then proceeds to not punctuate his own subtitles 😂

  • @cramonmays7448
    @cramonmays7448 3 роки тому +64

    The fact you called Reptile “the lizard” is slander I refuse to stand for 😂

    • @mariahdibben4066
      @mariahdibben4066 3 роки тому +17

      Discount killer croc was hilarious though 🤣

    • @artofmartialcinemaamc5334
      @artofmartialcinemaamc5334 3 роки тому +7

      Nothing worse than the what the movie did to him by calling him Syzoth when literally most MK fans have no idea that's his name, and left the movie either thinking it wasn't Reptile or didn't know if it was him or not.

    • @Alex_Doesnt_Exist
      @Alex_Doesnt_Exist Рік тому

      That and saying that kabal is from outworld

  • @centocerez
    @centocerez 3 роки тому +386

    Jax's magical power of destiny is growing cybernetic prosthetic arms.
    That's all I have to say about this movie.

    • @Omega-uc7wl
      @Omega-uc7wl 3 роки тому +34

      Yeah I hate that arcane crap doesn’t have anything to do with the actual games

    • @Fendaxis
      @Fendaxis 3 роки тому +35

      Exactly. Question is, what the hell would have happened if his arms didn’t get froze off???

    • @chadpatrick6795
      @chadpatrick6795 3 роки тому +18

      @@Fendaxis cybernetic strengh enhancers

    • @steik6414
      @steik6414 3 роки тому +25

      I just want to know how they teach cyber-prosthetics surgery at raiden's temple. Is there a scholarship or is it that whichever asshole shows up gets magic medical skills in service of the weakest plot imaginable

    • @ardent835
      @ardent835 3 роки тому +12

      @@steik6414 honestly bro this is one of the dumbest moments in the movie, there is a little thing called the cyber initiative in the game just link that to how Jax got his arms, Kano got his cybernetic laser eye and Sonya her hi- tech gadgets.

  • @luv4tajhanb
    @luv4tajhanb 3 роки тому +126

    Honestly, the best part of this movie was the start. Hanzo’s beginning arc was awesome; the other main characters were dry as hell. I didn’t expect a GOOD movie, but I expected it to at least be entertaining. Should’ve just been about Hanzo himself.

    • @RenegaderDTA
      @RenegaderDTA 3 роки тому +16

      The beginning of the movie felt like a different director which should of kept it that way unless it was just they hired a good fight choreographer and then switched it. Opening was Excellent.

    • @faitheffect254
      @faitheffect254 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah I wanted to see a Scorpion original story where he fights through literal hell and at the climax of the film he has a choice to resurrect his family or get revenge and he chooses vengeance... Cue the music and the Johnny Cage solo film tease in the end credits... MKCU is born.

  • @CrimzonWolf777
    @CrimzonWolf777 3 роки тому +19

    You should've screamed "Plot armor" when you got to his arcana coming out xD

  • @Howlingburd19
    @Howlingburd19 3 роки тому +275

    Two requests: Sharkboy and Lavagirl, and The Cat in the Hat (2003)

    • @tescovaluebleach
      @tescovaluebleach 3 роки тому +9

      Already done a cat in the hat one

    • @seandillon1359
      @seandillon1359 3 роки тому +12

      There’s nothing wrong with shark boy and lava girl. A truly perfect film. Mr electric send this commenter to the principles office and have him expelled!

    • @criticalthought1112
      @criticalthought1112 3 роки тому +1

      Can you sin perfection?

    • @sacredsapphire
      @sacredsapphire 3 роки тому +2

      Both movies are shit lmaoo

    • @khankake9576
      @khankake9576 3 роки тому +1

      @SummerSapphireYT Because they're kids movies and you're not the target audience. Dumb arse.

  • @omarreyes7626
    @omarreyes7626 3 роки тому +59

    biggest flaws of this movie:
    1.- birthmarks to show you're worthy to enter the turnament
    2.- Arcanas
    3.- F*CKING COLE
    4.- Sub-zero actually being called the strongest of the netherealm faction
    5.- F*CKING GORO REDUCED TO TYPICAL HENCHMAN!!! HE'S THE F*CKING SUB-BOSS OF THE ORIGINAL GAME!!
    6.- NO F*CKING JHONNY CAGE!!!!!

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 3 роки тому +20

      7- Shafting Liu Kang the actual hero
      8- Raiden and Shang Tsung are bland as hell compared to 90s film
      9- Godly teleportation is only used to have seperate fights and not to effectively take the villains out
      10- No actual tournament

    • @pamoweiberezi5315
      @pamoweiberezi5315 3 роки тому

      @@li-limandragon9287 subboss IS a henchman😂

    • @mikeRedMDK2032
      @mikeRedMDK2032 3 роки тому +1

      Agree with all points, and would like to add a couple rather underwhelming performances from shang tsung and liu kang, at least in comparison to their 1995 counterparts. Cary tagawa and robin shou owned that film. This time the characters were just like cosplayers or charicatures

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 3 роки тому

      @@pamoweiberezi5315 I know that, take it up with Omar.

    • @omarreyes7626
      @omarreyes7626 3 роки тому +2

      @@pamoweiberezi5315 even among henchman there are ranks, hence I use the term typical, gotta learn to read buddy.

  • @abigailhowe8302
    @abigailhowe8302 3 роки тому +16

    "what kind of monster doesn't punctuate their subtitles"
    I adore that you deliberately didn't punctuate that particular set of subtitles

  • @sunilpermaul7876
    @sunilpermaul7876 3 роки тому +85

    Thank you for addressing Scorpion removing his mask again and again. I remember seeing it being like.."Why?"

  • @joshfarmer8408
    @joshfarmer8408 3 роки тому +207

    I kept telling my firends that Cole super power is literally plot armor, try to tell me I am wrong.

    • @shadowbladeandlightin8889
      @shadowbladeandlightin8889 3 роки тому +1

      Is cole an actual character in the game? Or was he made up specifically for this movie

    • @mikeRedMDK2032
      @mikeRedMDK2032 3 роки тому +13

      @@shadowbladeandlightin8889 for the film. I don't think anyone would have cared had he been a side character, but to be the defacto lead was a questionable choice

    • @ladyofnoxus6733
      @ladyofnoxus6733 3 роки тому

      You are not

    • @That0neBro
      @That0neBro 3 роки тому +20

      Plot armor and still couldn't win a single fight without help. That shows how terrible he is.

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 3 роки тому +4

      @Rodolfo Ramos He’s the Alice of Mortal Kombat

  • @allenvanover4009
    @allenvanover4009 3 роки тому +22

    60 more sins for the animated movie that came out right next to this one being 10 times better

  • @rishabshah3620
    @rishabshah3620 3 роки тому +244

    Kano's back must have hurt for carrying the movie.

    • @maeellis7523
      @maeellis7523 3 роки тому +27

      And Kung Lao's up til what happened to him. 😔

    • @UltimateBallaPOM
      @UltimateBallaPOM 3 роки тому +20

      Sub-zero did his part too.

    • @brandonmuse5532
      @brandonmuse5532 3 роки тому +7

      💯💯💯💯 3 of the best characters in the movie was killed. I wanted more Scorpion.

    • @coldermusic2729
      @coldermusic2729 3 роки тому +4

      @@UltimateBallaPOM he was a one note villain. No depth at ALL 😂

    • @UltimateBallaPOM
      @UltimateBallaPOM 3 роки тому +1

      @@coldermusic2729
      The actor and his special effects.
      The story was hot garbage.

  • @dawnshimmer7341
    @dawnshimmer7341 3 роки тому +389

    "I'm not allowed to get involved because I'm a god, but the other gods are too lazy to enforce the rules so I'll just sit here watching you die" *Raiden in the games* "You *knew* they broke the rules and still we as the overseeing deities won't do anything? Well, f you too. I revoke my godhood and am going to do what you refuse to."

    • @NadoKahn
      @NadoKahn 3 роки тому +12

      Not really? Unless you mean the original timeline Raiden in MK9 was the Elder God's bitch, in MKX he was absent for most of it, and in MK11 he died instantly and when the past one came be he did was MK9 Raiden did mostly.

    • @DrippleDragon
      @DrippleDragon 3 роки тому +27

      @@NadoKahn in the midway timeline it’s a bit different, The Elder Gods did a shit ton more in the original timeline than in any other, but at a point they allowed Raiden to participate because they called out Outworld on cheating, it wasn’t until Armageddon where he said fuck the elder gods and then goes Dark Raiden for the first time

    • @MKF30
      @MKF30 3 роки тому +11

      @@NadoKahn He's not their bitch, he just respects and fears their power unlike Shao Kahn who learned the hard way. Besides, Raiden made up for it in MK 11 by turning LK into a freaking new Protector of Earthrealm, Fire Thunder God and new keeper of time which LK wouldn't have been able to do without Raiden. Besides that's the second timeline, original timeline EG got way more involved and Raiden turned dark and did what he wanted anyway including defying the EG's as both light and Dark Raiden. Raiden also took out Shinnok when unbound by dumb rules centuries ago the first time banishing his ass, Raiden is definitely not a bitch he's just got Superman's nerfing syndrome, he holds back and is way too merciful so the bad guys take advantage of it.

    • @DrippleDragon
      @DrippleDragon 3 роки тому +4

      @@MKF30 I think the plot and terrible story of the reboot and movie is what left a bad taste of Raiden and the Elder Gods in everyone’s mouths, not saying they don’t have their flaws, and I remember a lot of the problems from the original timeline was that when Raiden killed someone it bit him in the ass, and by the time he was allowed to participate there were a shit ton of more powerful foes, like no one expected Quan Chi and Shang Tsung to ally, and then Onaga is a whole ass elder god, Shinnok is just as powerful if not more with his amulet, and I wouldn’t say he lost to Taven I do agree he held back against the son of Argus

    • @MKF30
      @MKF30 3 роки тому

      @@DrippleDragon I wouldn't say terrible just had some flaws which let's be honest every franchise has some DC, Marvel etc but still for a video game and by far for a fighting game MK is by far the best hands down. Raidens one mistake in the old timeline was killing Quan chi and Shang resulting in onaga getting the amulet on top of all the kamidogu but he planned to wipe them all out the only reason onaga survived was due to shujinkos incompetence and getting duped by Damashi who is also Onaga give him the kamidogo all of them which will make anyone insanely op, one is enough to give someone insane power since its literally the essence and power of the one being an omnipresent, eternal deity over the entire universe that nobody can kill but can be defeated as the Elder Gods did eons ago. They trapped its essence in the kamidogu old timeline amulets, new one in daggers and shattered its body turning it into the realms which is insane power its just they tend to be neutral and not want to get involved ever...
      Shinnok with his amulet is powerful but so is Raiden, he justbholds back. When he doesn't hes arguably more powrrful than both Shao Kahn and Shinnok. I mean Raiden has effected time itself so yeah...lol but anyone also with the amulet is a high level threat especially Shinnok or Raiden.
      The new mk9 story was solid honestly with a few exceptions it is 9ne reason mk got put back on the map bigtime and attracted new fans even every other fighter said nrs redefined the story for fgs as they too now have a story like mode. Between mk and injustice this is pretty obvious. The new movie I feltnhad more positives than negatives but could have been better I have no issues with it being a prequel but more so with cole being there. I get why for the genera audience to latch onto but didn't feel necessary. I have no issues with the Raiden stuff if people knew mk lore they'd know why he didn't do more allnill say on that. I think considering the fact that keep in mind this movie was one of the first to release in theatres dueing a pandemic, rated R and video game movie a stigma against it alone and competition against itself via streaming on HBO it still was number 1 opening weekend at 23 mill and 30 mill streaming. Not too shabby considering. Was it perfect no, but as bad as some people said hell no. On RT the "professional critics" gave it 55% vs audience who gave it 86% nuff said. It'll get 4 more sequels. I still consider the original to be the best video game movie ever but I enjoyed this one and was way better than annihilation.
      Scorpions revenge is also solid even if it goes off canon too but most like that movie alot too and end of this month the sequel battle for the realms hits. Looks fun.

  • @jimgarrity2414
    @jimgarrity2414 3 роки тому +23

    This was easily far more entertaining than the actual movie

  • @01oo011
    @01oo011 3 роки тому +621

    Besides Cole and the stupid “dragon birthmark that’s never been a thing” I liked it.
    Get rid of Cole, resurrect my boy, make him and Liu Kang the MCs for the next movie.

    • @Gamingchairenthusiast122
      @Gamingchairenthusiast122 3 роки тому +93

      What I don't get is why didn't they get the dude who plays cole to play kenshi instead?

    • @01oo011
      @01oo011 3 роки тому +38

      @@Gamingchairenthusiast122 that would’ve been perfect!

    • @cadillacdeville5828
      @cadillacdeville5828 3 роки тому +17

      I know, those two elements were dumb.

    • @ZainIsInPain
      @ZainIsInPain 3 роки тому +16

      I hated the stupid power things too.

    • @ZainIsInPain
      @ZainIsInPain 3 роки тому +43

      Oh and also the scene where Kung Lao gets his soul sucked, there where a lot of things wrong with that. First off they did Kung Lao dirty, second off Kabal's stupid ass commentary, third off I know damn well everyone there could've ran and saved him or Raiden could've teleported him like he always does.

  • @cenobitecenobite7380
    @cenobitecenobite7380 3 роки тому +145

    Props to Kano’s actor who managed to scrounge some entertainment value out of this god awful script.

    • @WoodSageSeaSalt
      @WoodSageSeaSalt 3 роки тому +31

      Actually, Kano actor apparently came up with many of his own lines so you can't even credit the script even a tiny bit, which just makes the writer even worse.

  • @shirubionicle
    @shirubionicle 3 роки тому +11

    2:11 Actually, that isnt the only weapon he uses. Him being the leader of the Shirai Ryu also makes him an excellent swordsman, not to mention hand-to-hand fighter. Plus, as Scorpion, he also opts to use his fire-breathing skull and his hand from hell. He never just sticks to his kunai, even tho theyre his most iconic weapons. It just happens that this movie only showed the kunai and not much else.

  • @RICKY50518
    @RICKY50518 3 роки тому +65

    "Is he dead? I'm pretty sure he's dead! Let's check again... let's see it again.. this is getting sad now.. one more time!! HE TOTALLY dead!"🤣🤣 I can't breathe, I'm laughing so hard

    • @mikeRedMDK2032
      @mikeRedMDK2032 3 роки тому +1

      Lol, reminded me of the guy in dodgeball : a true underdog story that gets hit by the russian chick and falls against the jukebox. ''I think that guy might really be dead.''

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 3 роки тому

      Remind me of the Monsters vs Aliens video when he keeps replaying the protagonist getting smashed by a big building or something and she voiced by Reese Witherspoon. Just check it, it's funny AF.

  • @maninthecamohat2735
    @maninthecamohat2735 3 роки тому +209

    This movie did everything that you're not supposed to do with making a video game movie adaption. Making it's about a character that was not in the original games, pushing all the old characters to the side, we didn't get much of Scorpion versus Sub-Zero, it's a mess.

    • @UnifiedEntity
      @UnifiedEntity 3 роки тому +34

      On top of a contrived power system.....fucking arcana....

    • @ndubitably
      @ndubitably 3 роки тому +1

      I dunno, people seem to have enjoyed Sonic despite all that.

    • @01oo011
      @01oo011 3 роки тому +18

      And once again Kung Lao is dead and I’m sick of it.

    • @waleuska
      @waleuska 3 роки тому +14

      @@ndubitably sonic didn't do all of those things. Sonic was the MC in his movie. And eggman vs sonic was nice.

    • @ndubitably
      @ndubitably 3 роки тому +1

      @@waleuska Are you saying that Tom was in the games or that Tails/Knuckles/Metal Sonic/etc. weren't pushed to the side?
      Sonic was enjoyable, but saying Mortal Kombat "did everything that you're not supposed to do with making a video game adaptation" and then listing 2 things that a "successful" video game movie already did doesn't seem quite right.

  • @emmanueljames9029
    @emmanueljames9029 3 роки тому +2

    @ 20:26..."Jax...trying to get that nut out" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jedh3721
    @jedh3721 3 роки тому +114

    I really hate the whole "I can't have a special family, I'm just an orphan" cliche. It doesn't make any sense at all.

    • @krimsonk-9478
      @krimsonk-9478 3 роки тому +10

      It makes sense to me, i just hate how cliche it is.
      An orphan would have pretty low opinions about their biological family so to suddenly be told you are special when you thought you were tossed is jarring i guess.

    • @jedh3721
      @jedh3721 3 роки тому +11

      @@krimsonk-9478 i can see that, but you could also say the opposite. An orphan wpuld also want to be special and dream of their family finding them. (Which is actually another cliche that is also very over done.)

    • @mikeRedMDK2032
      @mikeRedMDK2032 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah, that trope's been done to death

    • @WoodSageSeaSalt
      @WoodSageSeaSalt 3 роки тому +14

      @@jedh3721 Great point.
      Not to mention I find it weird that he ended up as an Orphan instead of Raiden keeping an eye on him and have his family line trained like Liu Kang & Kung Lao.

    • @DBtheGhost2
      @DBtheGhost2 3 роки тому +1

      He was born from an egg laid by a space monster. She went back to space giving him no parents. Now it makes more sense, you're welcome.

  • @giuseppeianniello1998
    @giuseppeianniello1998 3 роки тому +149

    Josh Lawson as Kano is definitely the best part of the movie.

    • @ryansmoviereviews
      @ryansmoviereviews 3 роки тому +19

      His back hurts from carrying that movie.

    • @CoffeePotGames
      @CoffeePotGames 3 роки тому +10

      He was really great. He just looked like he was having the time of his life. Scorpion and Sub-Zero were fucking perfect too

    • @ardent835
      @ardent835 3 роки тому +12

      My head still hurts from all that arcana bs and Jax getting magic arms and Sonya getting superpowers. Just give them hi tech gadgets and cybernetic arms.

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 3 роки тому +6

      @@ardent835The filmmakers clearly thought a cyborg laser eye and a energy blast wrist weapons would be too hard to for audiences to believe.

    • @tylercooper1443
      @tylercooper1443 3 роки тому +4

      You fucking beauty

  • @Dunebat
    @Dunebat 3 роки тому +96

    It's actually a VERY realistic depiction of ninja weapons, which were whatever relatively sharp gardening/home improvement tools they had on hand. Easy to hide your weapon in plain sight.

    • @bryceharper5748
      @bryceharper5748 Рік тому

      There was a cpl things he said that made me think he didn’t watch the movie at all but I also do agree that the movie sucks azz

    • @saschafeld5528
      @saschafeld5528 Рік тому

      But there are enought swords lying around so why use a gardentool.@@bryceharper5748

  • @matane2465
    @matane2465 3 роки тому +240

    "So it's all downhill from here"
    That basically sums up every Mortal Kombat adaptation after the first movie.

    • @zamasu9396
      @zamasu9396 3 роки тому +4

      Eh I disagree the second MK movie was ok. Ill take that than this garbage they gave us.

    • @BlueinAeternum
      @BlueinAeternum 3 роки тому +22

      @@zamasu9396 Annihilation was "ok?"
      OK???

    • @williamknox6648
      @williamknox6648 3 роки тому +6

      Annihilation was def better than this

    • @khankake9576
      @khankake9576 3 роки тому +6

      @william knox no, just no

    • @zamasu9396
      @zamasu9396 3 роки тому +2

      @@khankake9576 yes!!!! If you think otherwise get your brain checked this movie was utter chaos shit!!!!

  • @PalZer0
    @PalZer0 3 роки тому +124

    Cole isn't even a character in the games. *ding*

    • @Khrn-lk4mf
      @Khrn-lk4mf 3 роки тому +4

      Yup, same goes for bat chick and hammer boi *ding ding*

    • @DudeTheDarkness
      @DudeTheDarkness 3 роки тому +5

      @@Khrn-lk4mf Bat chick is Onaga, but this one is WEAK AS HELL, and Reiko was never that dumb hammer guy

    • @scarletwyvern3753
      @scarletwyvern3753 3 роки тому +4

      @@Khrn-lk4mf Nitara was in the games but I don’t remember if they ever gave her any relevance as a character

    • @hotice4746
      @hotice4746 3 роки тому

      The fight choreography was really bad

    • @gemini4lyfe3001
      @gemini4lyfe3001 3 роки тому +7

      @@Khrn-lk4mf "Bat chick" is the vampire Nitara from the 3Ds starting with Deadly Alliance and Armageddon dummy....it wouldve helped you so much to use the very tool you using to comment your ignorance to also do your research clown

  • @thestellarvoid9529
    @thestellarvoid9529 3 роки тому +42

    This movie eviscerates Mortal Kombat lore.
    The MK tournaments were designed to assemble the greatest fighters across multiple worlds. Some were "chosen ones" like Liu Kang since he was chosen by Raiden to defend Earthrealm but a lot were kind just roped into the tournament for various reasons, often personal reasons. I hate how Jax gets his arms ripped off by Sub-Zero and not Ermac. Ermac would have been a much better villain, would have made sense given the MK9 canon, and would have given Shang Tsung a proper ally given Ermac was literally made by Shang to begin with. Also Jax's arms are cybernetic not magic. Cybernetics is pretty common in the MK universe through Kano and the Cyber Lin Kuei. The fact Jax goes from having literal chicken feet for arms to "magical" robot arms because he saved Sonya is utter bullshit. Also Kano's a member of the Black Dragon along with Kabal. The fact Kabal knows Kano's on Earth implies the Black Dragon is a thing so Sonya not immediately wanting to kill Kano despite him being involved in the tournament is also bullshit. It's also bullshit that Kano even bothers with the tournament and Kabal sides with Shang Tsung - their roles are literally REVERSED in the MK9 canon! Kano is a selfish prick who sides with Shang and Kabal leaves the Black Dragon but gets immolated by Kintaro which is why he has the suit. The speed was given by Shang Tsung, who tried to revive him. Obviously Shang gave Kabal the suit and the magic in the movie but I don't get why Kabal would side with Shang since that's literally not what the MK9 canon is.
    Also Raiden cannot interfere with Mortal Kombat once the tournament has started. He cannon participate and nobody can challenge him. But when Shao Khan and Shang Tsung invade Earth, violating the terms of Mortal Kombat, he is allowed to engage. So Raiden claiming he can't engage even when Shang Tsung clearly is violating the terms of Kombat is 200% bullshit.
    Also Mileena being in the movie despite Shao Khan not having been introduced. It makes zero sense for Mileena to be in the movie if Shao Khan isn't the movie's antagonist. Why Sub-Zero though? Bi-Han wasn't even the one who killed Hanzo's clan in the MK9 canon, it was Kuai Liang. Bi-Han is killed by Scorpion in Mortal Kombat in revenge but returns as Noob Saibot.
    It would have been much better for Scorpion to kill Bi-Han only to realize he killed the wrong person half-way through and use that as a plot-twist.

    • @chrisfalcon_vt
      @chrisfalcon_vt 3 роки тому +8

      Nice one. I'm sure that the writers didn't even play at least one of the games before coming with this script. And to think that they scrapped Johnny Cage for a Mary-Sue... The best live-action adaptations of MK are the 1995 first movie and MK Legacy.

    • @Requiem_2803
      @Requiem_2803 3 роки тому +4

      Kuai Liang didn't kill the Shirai Ryu, it was Bi-Han, play MKM: Sub-Zero

    • @sugadaddy7050
      @sugadaddy7050 3 роки тому +2

      I know right! All they had to do is follow the script from the original and this movie would have been pure gold. Its sad...

    • @thestellarvoid9529
      @thestellarvoid9529 3 роки тому +1

      @@Requiem_2803 I do remember though when they rebooted the series and Raiden did his time travel stuff the first sub-zero we see, who later is killed by Scorpion and becomes Noob Saibot, expresses he wasn't the one who killed the Shirai Ryu. Unless that was later retconned or he lied when he was fried. Ill go over MKM: Sub-Zero to make sure.

    • @Requiem_2803
      @Requiem_2803 3 роки тому +3

      @@thestellarvoid9529 then it was quan-chi. Kuai Liang had nothing to do with the death of the Shirai Ryu

  • @ChipJohnson
    @ChipJohnson 3 роки тому +56

    "Handled that task like a sloth blowing itself on a merry-go-round."
    Well, that's a phrase I didn't know existed until this moment, and I'm going to be using this whenever possible.

    • @crack_panda1854
      @crack_panda1854 3 роки тому +2

      Im glad im not the only one who loved that line
      I just cant tell if its used to denote incompetence, something futile, or something that's going to take forever. Funny enough I think its could be used for all three

  • @hannahthornton8198
    @hannahthornton8198 3 роки тому +64

    "When you sent Alligator Loki to Sonya's compound." I laughed so much 🤣🤣

  • @cooperfelkel9586
    @cooperfelkel9586 Рік тому +1

    this entire video shouts ive played mortal kombat once with friends and then left.

  • @alienbob21
    @alienbob21 3 роки тому +42

    Did you forget to sin the whole Sonya can just use her Arcana without having to do anything to unlock it? She just gets the mark and bam shows up with power rings!

    • @DW3010
      @DW3010 3 роки тому +6

      I much prefer the explanation for the game where are there like gauntlet/glovesz

  • @Gideon13397
    @Gideon13397 3 роки тому +23

    Aside from all the criticism, can we just for a sec and appreciate how badass Sub-zero was? He looked like a horror movie villain.

    • @Gideon13397
      @Gideon13397 3 роки тому +1

      @Weegie Squeegee Okay...

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 3 роки тому +163

    Pretty sad that Kano made a better Mortal Kombat protagonist than a made up character.

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 3 роки тому +19

      He’s the only interesting and believable character in the film, he’s more of a audience surrogate than Cole OC dude.

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 3 роки тому +6

      A lot of movies/tv shows/video games/etc. have a villain that would make a better protagonist than the plain hero.

    • @strawhat9023
      @strawhat9023 3 роки тому +20

      Kano was awesome because he was the only one that didn't give a crap! Everyone else tried to play their role 'so serious' but Kano knew how bad the script really was and acted accordingly.

    • @kichiroumitsurugi4363
      @kichiroumitsurugi4363 3 роки тому +12

      @@strawhat9023 And that way, Kano's portrayal was spot on. Kabal's was pretty good too

    • @thomashajicek2747
      @thomashajicek2747 3 роки тому +7

      Kano was far far the best part of this piece of shit movie, and his total one-dimensional character wasn't good at all.

  • @PhenomsServant4
    @PhenomsServant4 3 роки тому +37

    25:40 No he wont be returning. He’ll just be replaced by his younger brother who has the exact same powers and outfit, and decides to refer to himself with the exact same moniker.

    • @iqbaalmuhmd
      @iqbaalmuhmd 3 роки тому +5

      Well its sarcasm, its obvious they gonna bring back noob and goro since shao kahn took back their bodies

    • @slatejaunlee5773
      @slatejaunlee5773 Рік тому

      I was scrolling for so long to see someone mention that this sz comes back as noob

  • @mrroozdkiekaeus3411
    @mrroozdkiekaeus3411 3 роки тому +47

    After finished watching this movie, I'm starting to think that the screen writer and director of this movie, tried to compete with Dragon Ball evolution and the Last Airbender for the "Worst plot of live action adaptation" in movie awards.

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 3 роки тому +7

      At least the action and costumes are better than those two.

  • @minireaperYT
    @minireaperYT 3 роки тому +319

    "Everything wrong with Mortal Konbat"
    Well yes, but actually yes.

  • @innocent_red_head
    @innocent_red_head 3 роки тому +174

    I feel like this movie was just a worse version of Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion's Revenge

    • @maninthecamohat2735
      @maninthecamohat2735 3 роки тому +17

      What do you mean Mortal Kombat: Legends was great not perfected but great. But hey, everyone has a right to their opinions I guess.

    • @Raximus3000
      @Raximus3000 3 роки тому +8

      With an oc for a protagonist.

    • @randomaccount2.051
      @randomaccount2.051 3 роки тому +4

      @@maninthecamohat2735 everyone just loves to hate

    • @jd50053
      @jd50053 3 роки тому +8

      Literally could’ve made that live action instead of this and it would’ve been good

    • @MineCreeperLPs
      @MineCreeperLPs 3 роки тому +4

      @@jd50053 Or we can stop making animated masterpieces live action because they almost never translate well as both have their strong points that don't work in the other.

  • @monkehriot
    @monkehriot 2 роки тому +3

    CinemaSins: “It’s fair to share, if you care, that they had a spare flare over there to spare”
    Me: +1 sin to CinemaSins for using “spare” twice in your rhyme

  • @Kentrc11
    @Kentrc11 3 роки тому +64

    Raiden: I MUST CONSULT WITH THE ELDER GODS
    Me: but in this movie you are an elder god, Raiden
    Raiden: 😁

    • @thegoodsmaster
      @thegoodsmaster 3 роки тому +1

      *spin around full 360*
      "Nah bruh you good"

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 3 роки тому

      Raiden consults the Elder Gods before deciding whether to go to toilet or not.

  • @HeWhoHasFallen
    @HeWhoHasFallen 3 роки тому +18

    "I'm pretty sure there are fewer heroes and villains in all the actual video games iterations COMBINED."
    Mortal Kombat Armageddon: haha how adorable.

  • @kevinb1594
    @kevinb1594 Рік тому +1

    Sin for Scorpian's weapon not coming out of his god damn hand like its supposed to.

  • @lilblrrrrd
    @lilblrrrrd 3 роки тому +44

    "Just like it promised in the brochure!" 🤣

  • @Mechanical-Animal
    @Mechanical-Animal 3 роки тому +240

    If I was Scorpion, i'd be pretty embarrassed if a crap fighter like Cole with literal plot armor was my descendant. Movie was rubbish and disappointing.

    • @zero_s
      @zero_s 3 роки тому +24

      i was expecting a lot from the trailer and the first minutes of the movies, then i want to burn the director alive after watching the movie.

    • @faisalshaikh1142
      @faisalshaikh1142 3 роки тому +17

      "literal plot armor" 🤣👏

    • @bLuGhOsT_
      @bLuGhOsT_ 3 роки тому +8

      It was pretty damn fun though. A great popcorn movie

    • @chideraonyibor6816
      @chideraonyibor6816 3 роки тому +3

      What did you people expect from a video game movie? We all know video game movies are never good, but Mortal Kombat was decent.

    • @secretlydeku3990
      @secretlydeku3990 3 роки тому

      whell what do you expect tit was a movie based on a video game

  • @deonprice736
    @deonprice736 2 роки тому +10

    Actually Tshang Sung using SZ to kill the marked earth realmers is GENIUS! there is no second best for erath realm because the mark can only be transferred to someone who kills the barrer if they dont have one. SZ had a mark so the transfer cancels out and keeps other earthrealm fighters from being chosen.

    • @scottwhisnant3384
      @scottwhisnant3384 Рік тому

      Though the argument could be made that if a marked person kills another person with a mark it transfers to another living relative. After all Bi-Han who most likely had a mark killed Hanzo and it transferred to Hanzos baby that was rescued by Raiden.

  • @YakAttack915
    @YakAttack915 3 роки тому +12

    Like a sloth blowing himself on a merry go round is absolutely one of the best lines you guys have ever created. Bravo.

  • @BarbedWireGardens
    @BarbedWireGardens 3 роки тому +38

    "I'm pretty sure there are fewer heroes and villains in all the actual video game iterations combined"
    MK Armageddon: Sup

    • @yayo4478
      @yayo4478 3 роки тому

      He obviously doesn’t play mk

    • @StephonZeno
      @StephonZeno 3 роки тому

      Ah yes, Armageddon. The entry in the series that *everyone* loves...

    • @BBBachon
      @BBBachon 3 роки тому +1

      @@StephonZeno you don’t have to love MK Armageddon to know that it had a roster of over 50 characters

    • @StephonZeno
      @StephonZeno 3 роки тому

      @@BBBachon And how many of those character were actually good or memorable in anyway? Oh yeah, I can't wait to see Movado and Mocap in MK 12...

    • @BarbedWireGardens
      @BarbedWireGardens 3 роки тому +1

      @@StephonZeno I loved it but I feel like I'm in the minority. There's just something goofy about it that appealed to me.

  • @garstenray2832
    @garstenray2832 3 роки тому +2

    Dude I love your videos 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @IronDragonslayer2316
    @IronDragonslayer2316 3 роки тому +88

    Kano is absolutely the best part in this movie he's so precious.

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 3 роки тому +9

      At least Josh Lawson was having fun in the role, everyone else was just phoning it in.

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 3 роки тому +6

      His back hurts carrying the whole movie. Although, the actor who played Scorpion and Sub-Zero are good too and they should just focus on them!

    • @TwilitLugia
      @TwilitLugia 3 роки тому

      We didn't see a whole lot of him, but Kabal was my favorite from the movie. The voice actor somehow made Kabal having a Brooklyn dialect sound amazing and the sarcastic humor was perfect

    • @WoodSageSeaSalt
      @WoodSageSeaSalt 3 роки тому +3

      @@TwilitLugia Kabal was actually a decent standard for a minor villain in this movie.
      Both of his fights were flashy and had fewer camera edits.
      He actually had some personality and the tiniest bit of background.
      The rest of the minor villains didn't even meet the minimum standard.

    • @ThaGreatKhali
      @ThaGreatKhali 3 роки тому +1

      That was actually one of the worst parts of the movie lmao Kano was never that important to the story line lmfao. Hes just a side villain who gets killed by Sonya. They did way to much with a character no one cares about. It would be like a Batman and Robin movie dedicated to "Commissioner Gordans wife" where she saves the day and has more important roles and back story than Batman & Robin themselves lmfao thats stupid smh

  • @seankale5116
    @seankale5116 3 роки тому +37

    I actually liked this movie. Defiantly a few issues, manly Cole being beyond pointless as a character. and he kills Goro! WHAT! yeah ok.

  • @jace8706
    @jace8706 3 роки тому +4

    thank you, I ALMOST watched this movie.

    • @WoodSageSeaSalt
      @WoodSageSeaSalt 3 роки тому +2

      Just watch the fighting scenes on UA-cam and not the whole thing if you are curious.
      Though even most of the fights were underwhelming as hell

    • @jace8706
      @jace8706 3 роки тому +1

      @@WoodSageSeaSalt my best friend also told me to stay away from this movie because he knows I'm a diehard fan of the first MK movies

    • @WoodSageSeaSalt
      @WoodSageSeaSalt 3 роки тому

      @@jace8706 Yeah. Avoid this movie if you are a hardcore fan.
      The fact that a fanfic original character is the main character itself is already a big warning.
      The whole movie focuses on "unlocking your inner power" aspect just to make the main character looks cool when he gets his power.
      Some minor villains might as well have been just tarkatan soldiers with their zero personality and some with even zero power to show off as they are only there to die (Reiko & Nitara).

    • @jace8706
      @jace8706 3 роки тому

      @@WoodSageSeaSalt and a goro that looks and moves worse than the goro from the first GAME, not even the goro from the first movie

  • @thedragonofcanada6659
    @thedragonofcanada6659 3 роки тому +46

    "now I eat this poutine"
    itis only now that I realise that my boi is a fellow Canadian, awesome

    • @deathmachineyt3254
      @deathmachineyt3254 3 роки тому +4

      Another fellow Canadian to join the YT Canadian Gang!

    • @chadpatrick6795
      @chadpatrick6795 3 роки тому

      Thanks for clarifying us Americans dont know what that is😃

  • @CommanderViviax
    @CommanderViviax 3 роки тому +151

    The marks stupidity.
    Even if they managed to kill all the ones with marks. They'd just go to someone else. The roster would refill immediately.

    • @NadoKahn
      @NadoKahn 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah but gotta wonder would Sub Zero get the markings if he killed them? Maybe it was to make sure Earthrealm had no fighters to work with while Sub Zero ends up with all these crazy powers.

    • @steik6414
      @steik6414 3 роки тому +7

      @@NadoKahn But Sonya doesn't get Kano's eye laser, it doesnt seem like they absorb abilities from each other.

    • @NadoKahn
      @NadoKahn 3 роки тому +3

      @@steik6414 Sonya gets arm lasers though. It’s the same Arcana, just manifested in a different area. It’s why she says it’s a “parting gift from Kano”

    • @prasidgupta4874
      @prasidgupta4874 3 роки тому +2

      killing the fighters would refill the roster immediately but it would also give them less time to train and find their arcana, which means at the time of the tournament, earthrealm fighters wouldnt win because they are untrained or lack their arcana.

    • @ThenGetIdOffUrChest
      @ThenGetIdOffUrChest 3 роки тому +1

      The mark is supposed to go to the person that kills them isn't it

  • @Justforvisit
    @Justforvisit Рік тому +1

    5:22 Clever referencing the Creatores of Mortal Kombat here, Eddie Boon and John Tobias.....who are famously know for their both last names in reverse make up the character of "Noob Saibot".
    Guess "Noob" wasn't a good pick for a first name for a fictional Champion, so they had to switch at least one of them for his first instead of his last name.
    And that isn't a Sin?

  • @Morgil27
    @Morgil27 3 роки тому +19

    No mention of how an ancient order of monks living in an old stone temple have enough knowledge of advanced cybernetics to give Jax new robot arms?

    • @shinrailp1416
      @shinrailp1416 3 роки тому +8

      Well his "Special Power" was also completely reliant on the fact that he would Lose his arms AND get them replaced with robot arms soo........i don't think anyone really gave a crap about the logic behind that

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 3 роки тому +3

      Those monks make Elon Musk look like a IT guy.

    • @Texass117
      @Texass117 3 роки тому +1

      @@li-limandragon9287 Elon Munk

    • @norbertoszi6812
      @norbertoszi6812 3 роки тому

      "We are looking for solution on every realm"Liu Kang said it himself.....

  • @darryljack6612
    @darryljack6612 3 роки тому +93

    Biggest sin is that the first 7 and last 7 minutes of this movie, are not the same movie as everything else.
    Somehow everything else was so bad.

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 3 роки тому +13

      A purely Scorpion and Sub-Zero martial arts murder film would be rad. Don’t also shove in the rest of the characters as well as lame OCs.

    • @krimsonk-9478
      @krimsonk-9478 3 роки тому +5

      "Video Games add new characters all the time right? We'll add our own cool new character."
      Warner Bros, probably.

    • @WoodSageSeaSalt
      @WoodSageSeaSalt 3 роки тому +6

      It's so clear that they spent the most time on the First Fight with Hanzo and Bi-Han along with the Final Fight between them.
      The rest of the fights have so many awkward camera angles & editing that just looks really incompetent.
      If every fight looked mediocre/bad, then I could have just said "well it's first time director" but the first and final fight shows that the Director is capable of delivering a decent fight scene.
      The rest just felt like a filler to pass the time to get to the big final fight.

    • @WoodSageSeaSalt
      @WoodSageSeaSalt 3 роки тому +3

      @@krimsonk-9478 IF he was a side character, Cole might have worked.
      The movie focusing on him while being the blandest character just hurts the movie.

    • @Darth_Kenobi
      @Darth_Kenobi 3 роки тому

      Fr! All they had to do was make an actual mortal kombat tournament and show the characters stories as they like like real life record of Ragnarok it would've been much better than this shit

  • @krismguru4085
    @krismguru4085 3 роки тому +22

    17:15 Knowing a thing or two about the lore might help you out a bit.
    The character you claim "...lives in Outworld and just happens to know Kano who is from Earth..." actually just happens to be a former member of Kano's Black Dragon clan and is also actually from Earthrealm. They even touch on their past in their dialogue later, when he goads Kano into taking down the force field.
    However, the jab about how he could possibly know Kano might be among the very rare 'marked' fighters is quite appropriate and annoyed me when I first saw the scene.

    • @odin6901
      @odin6901 3 роки тому +9

      Thank you for saying it. Oh and since I'm posting. Fuck this movie. This movie couldn't be any further from the source material if they tried.

    • @nonyabeezwax6080
      @nonyabeezwax6080 3 роки тому

      He also didn’t know reptile

    • @Native_Creation
      @Native_Creation 3 роки тому

      Kabal, yeah they could've done a lot more with that backstory

    • @odin6901
      @odin6901 3 роки тому

      @@Native_Creation This is True. Like Hinted at his actual backstory. This movie has taken Annihilations place as the worst Mortal Kombat film.

  • @Rated314
    @Rated314 3 роки тому +83

    There used to be a show on Discovery Channel or The History Channel that brokedown weapons throughout history and how they are used.
    The weapon that the rope and spade creates, that is designed to engage multiple attackers simultaneously and keep them outside of melee range.
    So, probably, by accident... That was the appropriate weapon to choose over a sword. As you know, because if more than one enemy attacks you in melee at the same time, it rapidly becomes a problem. You can't always assume the baddies will attack you one at a time... wait a minute.

    • @prestonlogan3808
      @prestonlogan3808 3 роки тому +5

      I don't know if you forgot the name but it's called a rope dart

  • @WitnessRAH
    @WitnessRAH 3 роки тому +14

    Arkana means family…
    Family means nobody gets left behind!

  • @OpenMindFreeSpace
    @OpenMindFreeSpace 3 роки тому +1

    I love this guys commentary hahahaha! Amazing! Has me in stitches!

  • @LegendaryDorkKnight
    @LegendaryDorkKnight 3 роки тому +54

    That smug look Raiden gave when Cole said "I thought you couldn't get involved made me fucking FURIOUS! I HATE him so fucking much.

    • @piercebottomtext4827
      @piercebottomtext4827 3 роки тому +6

      That shit was so ass, why did they make him such a detestable piece of shit in this movie? They did get that he's supposed to be a good guy, right?

  • @neond6740
    @neond6740 3 роки тому +14

    4:29 In the context of Mortal Kombat, it really is. Winning ten Mortal Kombat tournaments in a row allows for one realm to invade another.

  • @micahshanks8894
    @micahshanks8894 8 місяців тому +1

    You missed the sin of Jax mentioning the name, "Eddie Tobias". That is a mash up of the names "Ed Boon" and "John Tobias", the creators of Mortal Kombat.
    Also a potential nod to the character "Noob Saibot"?

  • @jonmoore3867
    @jonmoore3867 3 роки тому +25

    When Mileena lets off that battle cry, and he says, "SHIT"!!!! That was fucking hilarious. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Kitsune-ur6vz
    @Kitsune-ur6vz 3 роки тому +68

    I watched this film with honestly, neutral expectations about whether or not it'd be good. And after I watched it, I have one word to use and describe it. HOLLOW. Everything felt hollow. The plot, characters, the very limited development. EVERYTHING FELT HOLLOW.
    The only upsides I could find were the fights, and that was only two of them. The one at the start and at the end with Sub Zero and Scorpion. One other thing I can give this movie props for, was the cast. They did pretty well when they picked the cast for the OG characters, especially Kano.
    I honestly would have preferred a movie that had Takeda as the MC over this new guy who has as much character as a cardboard box.

    • @MrMJmusicLover
      @MrMJmusicLover 3 роки тому +4

      The cast? Ahahahahahahaha....the cast....Ahahahahahahaha.

    • @artofmartialcinemaamc5334
      @artofmartialcinemaamc5334 3 роки тому +3

      Agree with your whole comment, except for the casting. Raiden, Shang Tsung, Liu Kang, Sonya, and Jax (not OG if you're talking about "1st game OG" but if you mean established characters, then yeah) were all poorly casted imho. Looks wise, I'll only give Sonya a pass but Liu Kang looked like a discount Chinese Michael Jackson and was too skinny despite being shredded (yes you can be skinny and shredded at the same time. Just look at Robin Shou Liu Kang compared to Ludi Lin). Other than that, they should have cast Ken Watanabe as Shang Tsung, Marko Zaror as Raiden, Tiger Chen as Liu Kang, Emily Blunt as Sonya and Michael Jai White as Jax. I know they couldn't afford a few of these actors, but maybe if they didn't spend their money on Goros horrible inclusion to the movie and "Outworld" that shouldn't have been shown in the movie much, only glimpses, then maybe they would have been able to afford actors who fit the roles better acting wise and fighting wise.

    • @artofmartialcinemaamc5334
      @artofmartialcinemaamc5334 3 роки тому +2

      @@MrMJmusicLover I didn't even notice someone had laughed at his comment of the casting lol. Maybe he was just talking about "looks" and not how good they actually were in the roles, which even then he'd only be right about Sonya as far as looks 😂 but I'm with you, the cast was shit. After the movie, I only liked the casting choices of Kung Lao, Kano, Scorpion and Sub Zero.

    • @itslegendary1970
      @itslegendary1970 2 роки тому

      Yeah the movie was trash but kinda fun to watch at some points, who the fuck isn't about to cheer when scorpion says he has risen from hell to kill sub-zero

    • @bleankdallas2924
      @bleankdallas2924 2 роки тому

      Well, it is an Obvious cash grab, as they all are these days

  • @blaketfg9374
    @blaketfg9374 Рік тому +2

    I like cinema sins but this video made its clear he doesn't know much about MK lol. I like all the details he made about the movie itself but it seemed like he didn't know cole was made only for this movie so his abilities were definitely stolen from black panther. Also it seems like he didn't know that the "beloved character" wasn't our beloved character, sort of. Bi Han died but the famous Sub Zero is his Brother Kuai Liang. Bi Han does comeback when he is resureccted as a spectre, similar to scorpion, dawning the name Noob Saibot. So his death isn't going to be retconned but was a tease for 2 extremely beloved characters. Our Sub-Zero and Noob Saibot.

  • @Cysubtor_8vb
    @Cysubtor_8vb 3 роки тому +76

    Can't help but wonder how this movie would've been if they shot it as a horror film with Subzero hunting down Earth's champions like a Terminator.

    • @the_Punisher_
      @the_Punisher_ 3 роки тому

      24:33 He’s even standing like a slasher villain here.

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 3 роки тому

      While making ice puns

  • @royalgecko5683
    @royalgecko5683 3 роки тому +14

    The best thing about these videos is that you dont realize how much they have been sinned until you look up at the sin counter and see its at, like, 50 sins 9 minutes into the video

    • @royalgecko5683
      @royalgecko5683 3 роки тому

      @ren2250, ive seen the old videos. 50 was an example

  • @andrewhighfill5313
    @andrewhighfill5313 3 роки тому +3

    7:40 Jax can’t radio sonya if his freaking arms are ripped off and he’s gone missing and presumably dead 😂✌️

  • @G-Unit1111
    @G-Unit1111 3 роки тому +28

    I've never seen a movie where the ending is them just literally giving up and throwing in the towel, but here we are!

  • @MitchellFace
    @MitchellFace 3 роки тому +55

    I’m starting to think Jeremy has no idea that Cole’s not from the games

    • @MM-kt5bv
      @MM-kt5bv 3 роки тому +34

      Or that Kabal's originally from Earthrealm

    • @StephonZeno
      @StephonZeno 3 роки тому +12

      Does it really fucking matter? This movie blows...

    • @yannym4605
      @yannym4605 3 роки тому +17

      I also don't think he knew that this Sub-Zero was suppose to die so he could come back as Noob Saibot and be replaced by the much better Sub-Zero, Kuai Liang.

    • @MitchellFace
      @MitchellFace 3 роки тому +11

      @@StephonZeno no, but you’d think the guy that’s known for shitting on movies would call the movie out for creating a protagonist that doesn’t exist in the game it’s based on.

    • @jamalhartley5863
      @jamalhartley5863 3 роки тому +3

      Literally my friend was asking who the hell is Cole and I'm just like , "I have no idea he's new to me too."

  • @joshuafouse2993
    @joshuafouse2993 2 роки тому +4

    "It's like peeing after sex!" Yup, I actually laughed out loud on that one!

  • @ryanshaw4623
    @ryanshaw4623 3 роки тому +103

    As a mortal kombat fan for the past 7 years, can’t wait for him to sin the fuck out of this movie

    • @aaronroibeard
      @aaronroibeard 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @merskyman2449
      @merskyman2449 3 роки тому +5

      Same, really disappointed

    • @ryanshaw4623
      @ryanshaw4623 3 роки тому +5

      @@merskyman2449 I’m not that disappointed. I loved a lot of things about the movie, the casting, the fighting, the CGI, the first and last ten minutes were the best. What I hate is that this is a Mortal Kombat movie, without a mortal kombat. Well Shang Tsung said it himself in the movie :”there will be no tournament because there will be no tournament”

    • @osirisjojo6876
      @osirisjojo6876 3 роки тому +1

      @@ryanshaw4623 which makes u ask yourself why is the movie then since there is no tournament?

    • @ryanshaw4623
      @ryanshaw4623 3 роки тому +4

      @@osirisjojo6876 it would make more sense if we got a movie with a tournament, then got this movie as a prequel

  • @stoneylonesome7
    @stoneylonesome7 3 роки тому +6

    "This ain't a freeze, it's a god damned arm break" was the line of the fucking year dude. I laughed so hard I cried. Thank you for that.

  • @realitygamedesign
    @realitygamedesign 3 роки тому +2

    -1 Sin for no MORTAL KOMBATTTTTTTTTTT in the beginning title or end credits.

  • @EmileVinesh
    @EmileVinesh 3 роки тому +51

    Best parts of this movie: Kano & the Special Effects. Scorpion and Sub Zero's actors are great too but wasted after the first 6 minutes of this film. The 1995 film is still better in my humble opinion...

    • @iitstre_4550
      @iitstre_4550 3 роки тому

      See the problem is… you have 20+ year martial art veterans trying to play with and opposite to first degreee black belts and some pretty faces (talking about Mehcad Brooks. I love him but like… come on lol). They had no choice but to pretty much waste them. They can only dumb it down so much.

    • @thomashajicek2747
      @thomashajicek2747 3 роки тому +8

      If nothing else, the 1995 had an actual game character as the protagonist, and had the actual fucking tournament.

    • @omanjackson17
      @omanjackson17 3 роки тому

      @@thomashajicek2747 yeah they had tournament but it didn't make sense. They invited too many people for that tournament that was not skilled enough to participate. Case and point the dude named Art. I can say at least they tried though.

    • @vinnie245
      @vinnie245 3 роки тому

      @@omanjackson17 Would of made much more sence if they had Jax follow Sonya on the boat and remove the Art character entirely.