Janeway and Coffee: A Star Trek Love Story

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  • @starr0401
    @starr0401 Рік тому +59

    "No thanks. I've had enough. One more cup I'll jump to warp."
    I can't believe I've never noticed this one. 😅

  • @AtenRa
    @AtenRa Рік тому +65

    Janeway never got with Chakotay because she was in a committed relationship with her old reliable friend, Joe.

  • @captmkg
    @captmkg 2 роки тому +113

    Coffee: the finest organic suspension ever devised.

    • @korvusgaming4927
      @korvusgaming4927 2 роки тому +11

      She beat the Borg with it.

    • @Goodiesfanful
      @Goodiesfanful 2 роки тому +6

      @@korvusgaming4927 maybe the Borg should assimilate coffee.

    • @JarvisBrodie
      @JarvisBrodie Рік тому

      Sounds like a TV Slogan.

  • @kevinhart8339
    @kevinhart8339 Рік тому +41

    'Coffee, I beat the Borg with It" ... put it on a t-shirt and take my money

  • @Marchant2
    @Marchant2 6 місяців тому +9

    "One more cup, and I'LL jump to warp."
    That made me chuckle.

  • @luisostasuc8135
    @luisostasuc8135 Рік тому +31

    The "coffee first" line is so relatable. Her dead delivery makes it amazing!

  • @coffee.caffeine
    @coffee.caffeine Рік тому +49

    Janeway loves coffee, and coffee loves Janeway.

    • @Darlf_Sevil
      @Darlf_Sevil 11 місяців тому +1

      And that why borg wana destroy coffe to destroy they enemy but they dont know... Coffe keep them and evry enemy of federation alive

  • @captnrobvious47
    @captnrobvious47 2 роки тому +51

    My favorite mug has my favorite line in all of Trek printed on it.
    "There's coffee in that nebula." B)

  • @marshallhuffer4713
    @marshallhuffer4713 2 роки тому +60

    I love Janeway's "what was that?" reaction when the replicator told her to make her own damn coffee.

    • @Goodiesfanful
      @Goodiesfanful 2 роки тому +1

      Has Janeway found a tribble in her coffee yet?

    • @Goodiesfanful
      @Goodiesfanful 2 роки тому +2

      I love the computer’s line. Has she ever made coffee herself, anyway?

    • @SheldonAdama17
      @SheldonAdama17 Рік тому

      Later that day:
      Tuvok: (investigating burnt remnants of replicator) “I wonder who did this… oh. Never mind.”

  • @LordLoss92
    @LordLoss92 Рік тому +25

    I sometimes say that the TV shows I watched as a kid did not influence me, but when I drink tea it's Earl Grey, hot and when I drink coffee it's Coffee, Black

  • @MrHikerToYou
    @MrHikerToYou 9 місяців тому +7

    When I watched Voyager again when I was a bit older than when it first came out, that's when I realized Captain Janeway was my parallel universe soulmate. Our love for coffee unites us.

  • @HazelSolitaire
    @HazelSolitaire Рік тому +30

    I like to imagine the production crew didn't tell Ms Mulgrew about what was in that pot, hence her reaction to the "better than coffee" substitute being genuine

  • @Peter_1986
    @Peter_1986 Рік тому +7

    I love coffee.
    There is something strangely uplifting and comforting about having a hot cup of coffee on the table.

  • @LifeWithMatthew
    @LifeWithMatthew 2 роки тому +112

    I will never get tired of Janeway's horrified reaction to Neelix's "better than coffee", but just saying "coffee black" really leaves out way too much information. Is is a dark, medium, or light roast? Was it dripped, percolated, pressed? What species of beans were used, how coarse or fine were the beans? What temperature was the water? I bet Janeway pre-programmed her settings to be the default for "coffee black"

    • @grahamjohnson7412
      @grahamjohnson7412 2 роки тому +18

      That makes sense. The replicator must have dozens (at least) of recipes for coffee. If the computer can recognize who is giving command codes for self-destruct certainly it cam recognize who wants coffee. Janeway may have programmed a personalized selection.

    • @captnrobvious47
      @captnrobvious47 2 роки тому +11

      I think you just opened the door to whole host of jokes along the lines of Tom's Tomato Soup.
      "Specify hot or chilled?"
      "HOT PLAIN TOMATO SOUP!"

    • @Yaapo
      @Yaapo Рік тому +3

      ​@@captnrobvious47I mean, gazpacho is chilled... and technically its tomato soup as well

    • @alext2566
      @alext2566 Рік тому

      In 90s America there was either tea or coffee, everything else was communist.

    • @n0wheregrrl
      @n0wheregrrl Рік тому +8

      She also didn't specify whether it should be hot or not (there is iced coffee, after all), whereas Picard would always say, "Tea, Earl Grey, hot."
      Personally, I think the replicators were just all scared shitless of her and didn't risk giving her any backtalk about her vague instructions.

  • @stianbliko5108
    @stianbliko5108 5 місяців тому +4

    i loving janeway shocking expression when neelix pour whats looks like chocolate syrup in her cup.😂

  • @makeme7261
    @makeme7261 Рік тому +9

    Her little eyebrow raise gets my heart a -flutter everytime

  • @alyzu4755
    @alyzu4755 Рік тому +13

    Now im imagining a bunch of overly-caffeinated Borg. 😂

  • @Ryder.Draconis
    @Ryder.Draconis Рік тому +10

    And that my friends is why coffee is an addictive substance and should be classified as a drug.

    • @davidwilliams8405
      @davidwilliams8405 2 місяці тому

      Oh most definitely yes! I must admit that coffee helped me to make it through two deployments to Iraq and one to Afghanistan, not to mention Dessert Storm and Fiery Virgil...and being stuck in LA Ex for fourteen hours!

  • @natemadill2390
    @natemadill2390 6 місяців тому +2

    I love how by the end Neelix always had emergency coffee on hand for Janeway

  • @julianaylor4351
    @julianaylor4351 Рік тому +6

    Love that .....one more cup and I'll jump to warp....☕😁

  • @Goodiesfanful
    @Goodiesfanful 2 роки тому +27

    I’m surprised they don’t call Janeway the coffee captain. Or Captain Coffee. Or maybe they do behind her back?

  • @jchester316
    @jchester316 Місяць тому

    1:52 That look on Janeway's face after the first sip of coffee. I felt that in my bones.

  • @Goodiesfanful
    @Goodiesfanful 2 роки тому +25

    Has Janeway found a tribble in her coffee yet?

    • @D4rrag00nXD
      @D4rrag00nXD 2 роки тому

      Ah yes, trouble with tribbles, my favourite TOS episode 😂
      Kirk: My chicken sandwich, and coffee.... This is my chicken sandwich and coffee
      Spock: Fascinating...

    • @sarahberkner
      @sarahberkner 4 місяці тому

      ​@@D4rrag00nXD Also one of the best DS9 episodes is "Trials and Tribble-ations" when they journey back in time to that episode.

  • @mitche5007
    @mitche5007 Рік тому +5

    "There's coffee in that nebula" :)

  • @BasicShapes
    @BasicShapes Рік тому +2

    Somewhere in an alternate universe:
    Jeanna Luc Picard: "Coffee, Earl Grey, Hot. Wait what the fu-"

  • @specialk9424
    @specialk9424 Рік тому +6

    1:00. It was at this point that Chakotay should've taken command, and had the "Captain" arrested, and put in a stasis field. That's clearly a Changeling infiltrator, and not the real Janeway.

  • @Darlf_Sevil
    @Darlf_Sevil 11 місяців тому

    If she realized that the borg assimilating so many civilizations must have the secret to perfect coffee... I would feel sorry for the borg

  • @atran071
    @atran071 11 місяців тому +1

    My relationship with caffeine is so much better than any other relationship that I have.

  • @rejask448
    @rejask448 2 місяці тому

    Okay but, the replicator saying ‘make it yourself’ is very funny.

  • @jakep1979
    @jakep1979 Місяць тому +1

    Did you know that if you replaced your morning coffee with green tea .....
    You can lose up to 87% of what little joy you have left in your life.

  • @fireball0762
    @fireball0762 2 роки тому +6

    janeway always looks beautiful

  • @malicant123
    @malicant123 Рік тому +1

    And not once in the seven years of the series did anyone make the Event Horizon coffee joke.

  • @HansGünter-u7r
    @HansGünter-u7r 8 місяців тому

    Janeway: "This ain't the office. You kill the Joe, you make some mo'!"

  • @Jayfive276
    @Jayfive276 11 місяців тому +1

    2:15 - Even Seven is unsettled and possibly a little turned on by the way Janeway takes about coffee...

  • @fireball0762
    @fireball0762 2 роки тому +2

    cute idea for a video, coffee is her jam

  • @fungdark69
    @fungdark69 Рік тому +4

    I beat the Borg with it.

  • @marshallhuffer4713
    @marshallhuffer4713 2 роки тому +5

    The most recent episode of Prodigy revealed that Janeway had to reluctantly switched from black coffee to black tea to comply with her doctor's orders, though she quipped that she "needed a second opinion".
    Here's how she's got the tea from the replicator: "Tea... black."

    • @NorninTGK
      @NorninTGK 2 роки тому +3

      And then a couple of episodes later the same doctor orders her to drink coffee again after she begins acting erratically.

    • @marshallhuffer4713
      @marshallhuffer4713 2 роки тому +1

      @@NorninTGK which was the result of a Freaky Friday mind swap between Janeway and Dal. The Dauntless crew knew something was wrong when "Janeway" spit out her precious coffee in disgust.

    • @BobofWOGGLE
      @BobofWOGGLE Рік тому +1

      High tension episode where Picard shows up and tries to convert Janeway to Earl Grey.

    • @Yaapo
      @Yaapo Рік тому

      ​@marshallhuffer4713 jesus then it couldn't be Janeway!

  • @DimitriosDenton
    @DimitriosDenton Рік тому +2

    She should join the Rocinante. Her and Holden would get along just fine.

  • @poslednisoud
    @poslednisoud Рік тому +2

    I am pretty sure Janeway is direct descendant of Lorelai Gilmore.

  • @alcar32sharif
    @alcar32sharif 3 місяці тому

    Earl Gray, Hot
    Coffee, Black

  • @lauradarbyesq.5514
    @lauradarbyesq.5514 Рік тому

    Exquisite.

  • @BluD
    @BluD 9 місяців тому

    if only the borg assimilated coffee they might have stood a chance

  • @FindigeUrsel
    @FindigeUrsel Рік тому

    I love coffee black with salt and pepper in the Machine.

  • @michaelmcdaniel786
    @michaelmcdaniel786 Рік тому

    Watching this woman in Orange is still insane to me

  • @sarahberkner
    @sarahberkner 4 місяці тому

    I will give you the recipe. First, travel 70 years at maximum warp speed to Earth to pick up some coffee beans...

  • @MsAussieSheila
    @MsAussieSheila Рік тому

    Wait... what episode is she ordering coffee ice cream?
    I know most episodes by heart... that must be one I particularly don't like..

    • @JohnDiMarco
      @JohnDiMarco  Рік тому

      That was from Persistence of Vision--not one of my favorite episodes either.

  • @ytlogn
    @ytlogn Рік тому

    space coffee van life

  • @citadelcommando
    @citadelcommando Рік тому +1

    You had to ruin this with a Bible verse at the end

  • @PhilDrury
    @PhilDrury Рік тому

    I don't know... One day, somewhere she had Serbian Black and she's been addicted ever since.

  • @user-kn3sv6jg4h
    @user-kn3sv6jg4h 8 місяців тому

    The more I get into it all, the more I realized how repressed everyone has been. I mean, it doesn't take a Doctor to know what McCoy meant in the 6th movie. Coincidentally, they both skip the pot and go straight to the heart of the matter. ;)

  • @kris8165
    @kris8165 Рік тому

    Coffee is the best stuff in the Universe 😂
    Tea is for the Star wars fans 😅

    • @TheAwesome45
      @TheAwesome45 Рік тому

      Coffee exists in Star Wars. Also love Star Wars and I hate tea and like coffee.

    • @BellaTech_Lestrange
      @BellaTech_Lestrange Рік тому +2

      Picard likes his Tea

  • @CoralCopperHead
    @CoralCopperHead Рік тому +3

    This was great, then you threw a damned bible quote at the end. Enjoy the lake of fire, preacher.

  • @CoffeeAndPaul
    @CoffeeAndPaul Рік тому

    Ewww, Neelix! U NASTY @1:57

  • @MajelCats
    @MajelCats Рік тому

    Coffee makes women look weak. Especially Black Coffee. Trying too hard.

    • @kyzf
      @kyzf Рік тому +1

      What?