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  • @marcsandro5479
    @marcsandro5479 5 років тому +3425

    The head of MIT's Media Lab recently said: "If you give everyone a voice, the a**holes will be the loudest."
    I just love that sentence.

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 4 роки тому +52

      But the real question is, is the asshole on the face of a public figure?

    • @csy897
      @csy897 4 роки тому +23

      haha makes more sense today than "Empty vessels make the most noise"

    • @ericvulgate
      @ericvulgate 4 роки тому +11

      and 'take our voices away' is a solution to that?

    • @nekomancer4821
      @nekomancer4821 4 роки тому +27

      @@ericvulgate I dunno what you mean by "ours" but yes! Thats called the paradox of intolerance.

    • @lentoturmahub8214
      @lentoturmahub8214 4 роки тому

      eric vulgate No, which is why nobody is doing it. Not in the West, at least.

  • @leocordeiro81
    @leocordeiro81 5 років тому +1938

    “There is a purity and integrity to toilets that Facebook seriously lacks”
    truer words have never been spoken

    • @montcliffeekuban1335
      @montcliffeekuban1335 4 роки тому +9

      Ownerthekpwner Fox definitely. CNN and MSNBC are still not that bad.

    • @jimato01
      @jimato01 4 роки тому +22

      You can clean and disinfect a toilet in minutes. How long does it take to remove your personal info from FB ?

    • @montcliffeekuban1335
      @montcliffeekuban1335 4 роки тому +11

      James Kerwin well probably close to impossible. Even after you deactivate your account, FB still has your data on their servers.

    • @darrellhhhayes1035
      @darrellhhhayes1035 4 роки тому +1

      Ownerthekpwner mm

    • @my81lowrider
      @my81lowrider 4 роки тому +5

      @Ownerthekpwner deviant? Interesting description CNN has real news and producetheir own content like the series "the road to the White House" MSNBC's Rachel Maddow does research and delivers a coherent informational story. She's liberal and goes easy on it. Fox is the real hack. As far as I can tell from checking regularly they produce no content. It's opinion 24/7 by true hacks like tucker Carlson and Laura in graham.

  • @wyattp8479
    @wyattp8479 3 роки тому +2634

    y'all been binging john oliver videos and found that they've gotten increasingly more relevant?

    • @basilbliss7116
      @basilbliss7116 3 роки тому +39

      yes. also here trying to understand the underlying cause of myanmar this morning and apparently it’s hate speech on facebook. because, of course it is. this is beyond scary

    • @bobrien5397
      @bobrien5397 3 роки тому +2

      Lmf r vtffren
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    • @markerwarrior3403
      @markerwarrior3403 3 роки тому +10

      Since the friggin beginning of this shit show pandemic

    • @jurgnobs1308
      @jurgnobs1308 3 роки тому +31

      @@markerwarrior3403 not really. the show has been handling VERY relevant topics for quite some time before the pandemic. it just honestly is a great mix of humour and factual analysis of real issues

    • @markerwarrior3403
      @markerwarrior3403 3 роки тому +12

      @@jurgnobs1308 yea I meant I've been binging it everyday since the pandemic started, I've been a fan for a while watching episodes everyday or whenever a new one comes around I'm just now constantly hearing his voice for reason like a) funny b) informative
      C) the noise keeps out the silence of slow descending madness and chaos.......
      D) it's fun on a drive 😂

  • @karamellcookiee4190
    @karamellcookiee4190 2 роки тому +115

    I'm on a John Oliver binge-tour because he is great and I love watching him. Also most topics are still relevant today.
    greetings from Germany

    • @Sara-mf3px
      @Sara-mf3px 11 місяців тому +3

      Laughing because I am binge watching a year later do to the writers strike. John is the best. ♥️

    • @karrikemppainen1535
      @karrikemppainen1535 11 місяців тому +1

      Joining your laughs 😂
      Greetings from Finland

    • @Mark-jt7ww
      @Mark-jt7ww 6 місяців тому +1

      The best thing as german citizen is: You feel good about germany! at least in comparison to the US

    • @gnr311182pj
      @gnr311182pj Місяць тому

      I am in America and I am an American and I am so sad to say that all of what J.O. says appears to be at least 98% accurate. I just discovered his show a month or so ago but have watched gotta be 50 of these clips at this point and yes again…sadly this is extremely accurate. I don’t know what happened but we all (not just America) seem to be in a bit of trouble. It’s coming…likely sooner than later. I e commented on a few about simple right from wrong…this simple concept can fix a lot of the worlds problems. Like your parents taught you when you were kids. It’s kind of a feeling that you just feel givin the situation. Really not as complicated as it appears to be.

  • @mustashee
    @mustashee 5 років тому +2975

    Every time someone mentions that John looks like a bird I remember that he's playing Zazu in the new Lion King

    • @sunnysside6709
      @sunnysside6709 5 років тому +55

      Ashley Cl. WAIT HE IS????

    • @mustashee
      @mustashee 5 років тому +61

      @@sunnysside6709 Heck yeah, man! It's official! 😄

    • @Poketom-ob1dl
      @Poketom-ob1dl 5 років тому +39

      Oh good helix I thought you were making a joke but it’s true! Who’s idea was that!?!

    • @mustashee
      @mustashee 5 років тому +43

      @@Poketom-ob1dl whoever did the casting for the movie I suppose lol. Who knows? Maybe the Last Week Tonight community begged them to have him as Zazu!

    • @aricaine5024
      @aricaine5024 4 роки тому +10

      I'm seeing Lion King. Now.

  • @generalofchaos5174
    @generalofchaos5174 5 років тому +2630

    "A country you think about so little..."
    Dammit! It's another country isn't it?!
    "That's not even a country, it's Gorbachev's birthmark!"
    I stand corrected.

    • @brandonayong7656
      @brandonayong7656 5 років тому +95

      General of Chaos Every single time he does that i actually fall for it , John Oliver is making us understand that we were all sleeping in geography classes

    • @RyanStorey1231
      @RyanStorey1231 5 років тому +91

      I will never get tired of this running gag. I love it so much.

    • @RyanStorey1231
      @RyanStorey1231 5 років тому +69

      John Oliver: a person you think about so little, you didn't even realize that that's not John Oliver, that's Steve Carrell wearing glasses.

    • @brandonayong7656
      @brandonayong7656 5 років тому +33

      RyanX1231 The best one , the absolute best was the canada one , " Canada. A country you think so little about .....That's it ..End of sentance " I die every time haha

    • @RyanStorey1231
      @RyanStorey1231 5 років тому +5

      brandon ayong - Well, I for one think about Canada a lot. Actually, I have quite a bit of an obsession with Canada. When I was a kid, I even lied to my classmates, telling them that I was Canadian.

  • @adrielsebastian5216
    @adrielsebastian5216 3 роки тому +74

    "Myanmar, a country you think about so little..."
    Oof, I don't think we're in danger of that anytime soon, John.

  • @qdp3301
    @qdp3301 2 роки тому +175

    We need a second episode of this especially for whats happening these days with facebook!!!

  • @nikinikolov6570
    @nikinikolov6570 5 років тому +2149

    Oh dear. No good has come after the words "I get my news from Facebook".

    • @TonyMezaXD
      @TonyMezaXD 4 роки тому +48

      niki nikolov Or “how did you not hear about the news, it’s all over Facebook” 🤦🏻‍♂️ Very troubling.

    • @bellumios
      @bellumios 4 роки тому +18

      If you live in an asian country (like indonesia for example) the shit that gets passed around in facebook is so stupid that it's down right funny... Well it would have been funny if people actually don't believe it

    • @amolkhobaragade
      @amolkhobaragade 4 роки тому +2

      @@TonyMezaXD Get your news from 'The Hill's Rising' . It is bipartisan and accurate and it's on UA-cam.

    • @TonyMezaXD
      @TonyMezaXD 4 роки тому +8

      Amol Khobaragade I’m good thanks

    • @TheJerbol
      @TheJerbol 4 роки тому

      I mean I follow newspapers on facebook, so it wouldn't be different otherwise

  • @GrimGalore
    @GrimGalore 5 років тому +3989

    When multi-billion dollar companies give you things to use for free... You are the product being sold.

    • @Simon-io6xr
      @Simon-io6xr 5 років тому +41

      Wow you can hear someone else's comment and parrot It, so intelligent.

    • @4philipp
      @4philipp 5 років тому +116

      Simon O'Brien people need to be reminded of it often, so a parrot 🦜 is doing a good job.

    • @falconJB
      @falconJB 5 років тому +90

      And yet here we are watching a free show on a free video hosting site.

    • @marksanchez6580
      @marksanchez6580 5 років тому +17

      @@falconJB 😂😂😂

    • @Nirrrina
      @Nirrrina 4 роки тому +13

      That's actually pretty understandable since they need a way to make money. As long as you are informed that they are using your information I don't really have a problem with it. To a point anyway. Basically you're not getting it for free. Instead you are paying for it with your information.
      Otherwise just don't use it. Or possibly use a VPN. Also don't ever post anything you're not willing to share with the entire world.
      But most of all take what you see/hear with at least fifty pounds of salt.

  • @maximillion322
    @maximillion322 3 роки тому +98

    “I can gather information from Facebook” -that’s backwards. Facebook gathers information from you

  • @coreywelton8659
    @coreywelton8659 4 роки тому +66

    I forgot my password two years ago and as easy as it would be to change it, it's much easier to forget that I even have an account.

  • @PerfectlyLostMySanity
    @PerfectlyLostMySanity 5 років тому +4930

    People bullied me for not getting Facebook when I was younger... WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, MOM!

    • @willritter4076
      @willritter4076 5 років тому +24

      Facebook is on the way down, but we can't be sure that its replacement won't be something worse... I'd be honored if some fellow Oliver fans/concerned citizens would check out my acoustic piano & vocal covers of 80s/90s classic songs on my channel. Covers include Sting, Prince, George Michael, Phil Collins, Tom Petty, the GooGoo Dolls, Sarah McClachlan, Billy Joel, Earth Wind & Fire, plus a couple of '010s classics from Bruno Mars and Coldplay. Live acoustic with no autotune. Thanks and peace.

    • @jamesdoe8690
      @jamesdoe8690 5 років тому +7

      Ah.. ignorance is bliss

    • @Gyropilot42
      @Gyropilot42 5 років тому +3

      I mean, your nick name is "Lost my Sanity"

    • @mnrsteeljoutafel
      @mnrsteeljoutafel 5 років тому +2

      Lost My Sanity still your mom

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 5 років тому +3

      Didn't expect to see you here, Lost My Sanity.

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 5 років тому +969

    What's with all the negative sentiment toward _toilets?_ Let's just take a moment to remember what life was like before _toilets_ came along.

    • @AnEvolvingApe
      @AnEvolvingApe 5 років тому +52

      Remember the good old days when every city smelled like human feces?

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 5 років тому +26

      Right? When they said that at the end, I was flushed.

    • @LordAmerican
      @LordAmerican 5 років тому +35

      What was so bad about raw sewage flooding the streets and spreading horrible diseases like cholera?

    • @touchyissues799
      @touchyissues799 5 років тому +18

      lazyperfectionist1 Those were hard times. Back then, "shitting on your own doorstep" wasn't a figure of speech, it was a daily routine.

    • @dreamerabe
      @dreamerabe 5 років тому +8

      Let's also all remember a time before hating on Facebook was the cool and hip thing to do.

  • @Anonymous-pm7jf
    @Anonymous-pm7jf 2 роки тому +129

    John Oliver is like The Onion except less theatrical.
    Years later it is still relevant as ever.

  • @laslen
    @laslen 4 роки тому +103

    "Connecting the world"
    Me listening during 2020 pandemic: "uh oh."

    • @Angela-po7cr
      @Angela-po7cr 3 роки тому

      represent.us/action/the-solution-4/ here how we can fix this passing our own law CORRUPTION KILLING US AND WILL GET WORSE

  • @SomeoneCommenting
    @SomeoneCommenting 5 років тому +361

    That Gorbachev thing was genius LOL

    • @alfalfasnow
      @alfalfasnow 5 років тому +1

      Nope. That joke was too old in Myanmar since Gorbachev was alive.

    • @huyueqi
      @huyueqi 5 років тому +2

      Alfalfa Snow Gorbachev is still alive

    • @cobraimploder
      @cobraimploder 5 років тому

      You mean Glasnost? Haha, JK.

    • @BennyLadden
      @BennyLadden 5 років тому

      I almost die

  • @Eroc.48
    @Eroc.48 4 роки тому +438

    I lost my shit when someone commented that John Oliver looks like "A distressed bird in a pet shop desperately trying to get your attention." 😂🤣😂🤣 9:25

    • @user-qx1om2wj1h
      @user-qx1om2wj1h 4 роки тому +14

      Well it is the most accurate way to describe him.

    • @QuesoGr7
      @QuesoGr7 4 роки тому +16

      @newswars-dotcom
      .....riiiiiight.....

    • @QuesoGr7
      @QuesoGr7 4 роки тому +10

      newswars-dotcom
      Obvious sarcasm

    • @Raptor3698
      @Raptor3698 4 роки тому +11

      newswars-dotcom So what news sources do YOU recommend?

    • @Capri_00
      @Capri_00 4 роки тому +2

      Raptor 3698 why hasn’t he responded yet?

  • @Tanya37red
    @Tanya37red 4 роки тому +169

    My dad literally believes everything he reads on facebook . He even believes Facebook is the actual internet .
    I tried to explain but yeah .....

    • @missydelcoglin4087
      @missydelcoglin4087 4 роки тому +16

      I feel your pain. I have found that my 80 year old mother is more receptive to explanations like this, where it is broken down to show the other point of view rather than just a discussion with me
      Unfortunately she hates "the f word" and so watching this with her wouldn't help. I know some of his videos are censored for language. If anyone can find this one in the cleaner version, I would appreciate it. Hey, we are quarantined together, we are quickly running out of things to watch.

    • @ravenjade2553
      @ravenjade2553 4 роки тому +2

      Look you write an article about something they agree with put it on a site and send him the link. Hidden in it towards the end you put 'by the way my dad's an idiot that believes this shit isn't it easy to makes look official?' And either he read the whole thing and sees it or shares it without reading all of it and either way you proved your point. Or if your not into insulting him, but are into long term projects slowly give him links to make him believe something really dumb and later tell you wrote and made all of it up.

    • @MrHistory269
      @MrHistory269 4 роки тому +1

      Sad

    • @tirthpatel1562
      @tirthpatel1562 3 роки тому +9

      My parents are openly Xenophobic and it is so disgusting. Misinformation and conspiracy theories are being propelled on Facebook, WhatsApp and other Social media sites. It's absolutely horrifying.

    • @moniquedamphousse9682
      @moniquedamphousse9682 3 роки тому +5

      My spouse is always asking me about things on facebook and the internet. Is this true, how do you tell if it's a scam. I get so tired of explaining it day after day after day. =P But we're in our 70's and some people just don't understand it. At least he asks about it before he clicks on anything.

  • @sunnysuman1255
    @sunnysuman1255 4 роки тому +361

    The exact same thing is happening in India at the moment. It's scary.

    • @aalamahmad25
      @aalamahmad25 3 роки тому +6

      Oh brother tell me about it

    • @flames4856
      @flames4856 3 роки тому +8

      And in china. Fuck the fucking world I hate it here.

    • @kevinshah527
      @kevinshah527 3 роки тому +3

      Nope nothing like that is happening in India. There might be 1 or 2 incidents that's it.

    • @animeshpatra5106
      @animeshpatra5106 3 роки тому +4

      @@kevinshah527 butuh😂

    • @rahuljosephkickyourass
      @rahuljosephkickyourass 3 роки тому +7

      @@kevinshah527 Bangalore riots recently?

  • @brycehickson374
    @brycehickson374 5 років тому +480

    14:22 I mean in Zuck's defense he was speaking to Congress. The same group of people that asked questions like "How do you sustain a business model in which users don't pay for your service?" and "Is Twitter the same as what you do?" Can't blame the guy for really trying to break it down for them.

    • @texyo
      @texyo 5 років тому +11

      Yeah, I thought his scathing remark was pretty far-reaching as well

    • @CamLovesOlliepop
      @CamLovesOlliepop 5 років тому +29

      Man I didn't even watch the whole congress thing, but jesus fuck those questions they kept asking. lol

    • @werewolf74
      @werewolf74 5 років тому +22

      It's hard to do what they do over that series of tubes that make up the internet.... Yeah it was pretty scary to see how woefully uneducated they are on the internet and various social media platforms. he could have told them that he was going to turn the flux capacitor up and it would fix everything and they would have just nodded at him and let him go.

    • @thenineyearoldarmy6070
      @thenineyearoldarmy6070 5 років тому +7

      Bryce Hickson his response had me deaddd “ well sir we run ads”

    • @richardberglund4765
      @richardberglund4765 5 років тому

      This is a great point but really all shows like this have writers that dig up any little thing to make there point valid for the segment they are doing. (not saying thats bad by the way)

  • @elijahculper5522
    @elijahculper5522 5 років тому +311

    Best “a country you think so little about...” ever.

    • @ToBeIsWasWere
      @ToBeIsWasWere 5 років тому +12

      seriously, they were almost getting a bit boring, but that was genuinely awesome

    • @VanBurenOfficial
      @VanBurenOfficial 5 років тому +1

      I think about all countries you rhube

  • @priyangshusaiba1541
    @priyangshusaiba1541 3 роки тому +36

    The good old days when facebook simply helped you to connect with almost forgotten acquaintances instead of being a platform for hate, fake news and trash.

  • @FatCatProductions
    @FatCatProductions 4 роки тому +188

    The fact that that Olsen twin joke went laughless is a tragedy

    • @matthiasnagorski8411
      @matthiasnagorski8411 3 роки тому +18

      Because it isn't a joke.
      John Oliver has an entire room dedicated to this.

    • @Surreality22992
      @Surreality22992 2 роки тому

      I just caught the Olsen twin joke, and yes, it is tragic to not hear laughter after that.

    • @ammaleslie509
      @ammaleslie509 2 роки тому +1

      I laughed at home!

    • @thatman6916
      @thatman6916 2 роки тому

      Can anyone explain ?

    • @irenebertoni
      @irenebertoni Рік тому +2

      I missed that one. At what point in the video did the joke appear?

  • @TheTorridestCheese
    @TheTorridestCheese 5 років тому +619

    Audience didn't catch that Olsen twin joke.

    • @abderrahmanatef8456
      @abderrahmanatef8456 5 років тому +10

      waht?? where was it??

    • @easyaspi31415
      @easyaspi31415 5 років тому +6

      @@abderrahmanatef8456 exactly 😂

    • @zackmorgan9754
      @zackmorgan9754 5 років тому +67

      @@abderrahmanatef8456 during the Facebook commercial parody the guy remarks about her moving back and forth

    • @danieljensen2626
      @danieljensen2626 5 років тому +4

      @@zackmorgan9754 Ah, I was wondering what he was talking about definitely didn't catch the Olson twin bit.

    • @lechauvesouris2969
      @lechauvesouris2969 5 років тому +3

      But audience caught the baloons at 3:12 . Lies everywhere.

  • @joao_morais
    @joao_morais 5 років тому +661

    I've only ever reported hate speech or threat of violence twice on Facebook, in both instances the comments were pretty clear and could not be mistaken as sarcasm or comedy, both times Facebook said it didn't violate their terms of use. Facebook is a joke.

    • @TheDarkie12
      @TheDarkie12 5 років тому +13

      João Morais maybe you’re just a bit sensitive and have a very loose definition of what is hate speech?

    • @purpleghost106
      @purpleghost106 5 років тому +67

      ​@@TheDarkie12 Nah mate, you're giving FB too much credit. Like waaay too much credit.
      It was exposed not that long ago that FB staff were trained to not take down videos of child abuse, even violence child abuse with an adult straight up beating the kid (www.bbc.com/news/technology-44859407)
      Knowing that it shouldn't surprise you that the AI won't take down even pictures of violent bloody rape of children. It also ignores very direct death threats a whole lot, and we're talking in english so there's no excuse. Like Facebook is BAD at taking down heinous things. They need to fucking fix their shit.

    • @TheDarkie12
      @TheDarkie12 5 років тому +6

      @@purpleghost106 You're probably right and if you are i agree with you completely, but my comment was specifically ment for João regarding hate speech.
      Hate speech as an example is so hard to define because what some consider to be hate speech others see as something completely different.

    • @purpleghost106
      @purpleghost106 5 років тому +5

      @@TheDarkie12 Fair enough, certainly I'm not denying that ppl do have a heck of a time agreeing on stuff. Definitions being the least of it. :/

    • @purpleghost106
      @purpleghost106 5 років тому +6

      @@TheDarkie12 -- I do wanna add though, that we totally can (and arguably should) use Science on that question. Like, we can know what's harm and what's just hurt feelz
      I know some ppl in America don't value science, but as a Canadian, I think it's the easiest way to have some kind of definitive standard

  • @douglasmcfarland9040
    @douglasmcfarland9040 2 роки тому +24

    Hi John I deeply appreciate you and your entire writing staff. I wish you and them continued success.

  • @selvalss
    @selvalss 3 роки тому +10

    The section from Myanmar aged like fine wine.

  • @romanr9883
    @romanr9883 5 років тому +1827

    4:10 little tip don't randomly jump from percentages to actual numbers

    • @oodjee
      @oodjee 5 років тому +130

      thought the same thing!!

    • @MYKEBOY1894
      @MYKEBOY1894 5 років тому +222

      Roughly 53 million people so it’s about 33 percent. I thought the same thing when I saw it. There was no way to calculate what the growth was with their numbers.

    • @InfiniteDarkMass
      @InfiniteDarkMass 5 років тому +61

      Stop lying to yourself, they know very well what they're doing.

    • @Yetipfote
      @Yetipfote 5 років тому +107

      I just looked up the population of Myanmar on Wikipedia:
      53,370,609. So 1.2% of the population is 640,447 dudes
      18,000,000 people is about 30% of the population

    • @graup1309
      @graup1309 5 років тому +174

      @@Yetipfote I honestly don't know why they did this. I mean, usually you'd do this to mask inconsistencies in the numbers, but getting from 1% population access to 30% in 5 years is actually pretty impressive.

  • @Kadz
    @Kadz 5 років тому +2328

    *_Gimme ur data_* ~ The Zucc

  • @jaridkeen123
    @jaridkeen123 4 роки тому +110

    I quit facebook years ago

    • @jameszumwalt7338
      @jameszumwalt7338 3 роки тому +7

      No you didn't. You just posted a couple months ago.

    • @takashi.mizuiro
      @takashi.mizuiro 3 роки тому +1

      i have never used it

    • @anomalocaris2593
      @anomalocaris2593 3 роки тому +1

      @@jameszumwalt7338 It is literally impossible. I have been trying delete my account, it will not stay deleted

    • @imastatistic8347
      @imastatistic8347 3 роки тому +2

      @@anomalocaris2593 so basically Facebook is stupid and if you re login at all it “re-activates” your account you have to stay off completely no messagner no login in for 3 months straight and it will delete it

  • @mandymoore5774
    @mandymoore5774 2 роки тому +2

    Still don’t have a Facebook account! 42 years old & going strong!

  • @Pikminiman
    @Pikminiman 5 років тому +529

    Facebook's goal is not to bring people together. Their goal is to keep users on the site for as long as possible, and the easiest way to do that is to prioritize provocative and incendiary comments.

    • @dreamlab311
      @dreamlab311 5 років тому +16

      That's all media.

    • @cherryliang5117
      @cherryliang5117 5 років тому +2

      insightful

    • @breetoldyouso
      @breetoldyouso 5 років тому +13

      I didn't really think about that but it's pretty true. Maybe they're so slow moving because it's not in their best interest to shut the toxicity down.

    • @AshutoshKumar-jm8kc
      @AshutoshKumar-jm8kc 4 роки тому +1

      Pikminiman Thanks.

    • @Koolzak-gmail
      @Koolzak-gmail Рік тому

      Evil Zuckerberg

  • @k1llez4fun65
    @k1llez4fun65 5 років тому +471

    Why this gotta come up when I’m trying to sleep

  • @shayanshahid2874
    @shayanshahid2874 11 місяців тому +4

    Need a show like this for twitter also.

  • @norcodaev
    @norcodaev 3 роки тому +9

    Sooooo glad I resisted the pressure of friends and family and never, ever, ever, created a Facebook account😅

  • @LunaDelTuna
    @LunaDelTuna 5 років тому +920

    I miss MySpace. Tom was always there for me.

    • @willowrosekucera8022
      @willowrosekucera8022 5 років тому +16

      I went to school with Tom!!

    • @samlerf
      @samlerf 5 років тому +20

      Dragonball z abridged?

    • @marioanothlp
      @marioanothlp 5 років тому +11

      @@getzybaggins And Facebook didn't?! They had their servers hacked compromising 120 million people.......well....

    • @gwendolinekitaen4890
      @gwendolinekitaen4890 5 років тому

      Samy is my Hero!

    • @bobhamster9576
      @bobhamster9576 5 років тому +2

      Courtney Kline Tom, you have been replaced

  • @keelysmash
    @keelysmash 5 років тому +1232

    So a Meme page gets taken down almost instantly BUT wide spread Islamophobia stays prominent on FB for years
    Cool...cool cool cool

    • @kosmaslemo
      @kosmaslemo 4 роки тому +15

      widespread (around 11 mil facebook users, i ll go on and assume not all of them hate on muslims while on facebook). in myanmar btw. the kind of country that doesnt even exist in these peoples heads unless they can make profit out of it
      islamophobia, yes, but in burmese, a language we just learned the algorithm doesnt even fully understand (understandably so)
      meanwhile your first world memes, in english. by the time you get to them they have already been reposted and reuploaded 10 brazilion times unchanged

    • @Lucas-ns9hd
      @Lucas-ns9hd 4 роки тому +19

      Which is weird considering dank meme pages and islamophobia go hand in hand

    • @audreymcneal
      @audreymcneal 4 роки тому +2

      Meme pages are stolen content, though.

    • @mystre3550
      @mystre3550 4 роки тому +7

      It's not Islamic phobia, it is reality. They are slowly but surely taking over countries.

    • @uhno5989
      @uhno5989 4 роки тому +16

      Andrew eby you sound Texan.

  • @aristarr9416
    @aristarr9416 4 роки тому +8

    I just wanted to tell you John that I love you
    -you make me laugh every time I see your program thank you -
    you are adorable

  • @randomchance7796
    @randomchance7796 4 роки тому +12

    Facebook is the home of all of those sentences that used to start with, "My brother-in-law's cousin was there when . . . "

  • @fancyorangemittens
    @fancyorangemittens 5 років тому +3514

    I stopped trusting Oliver's maps over a year ago.

    • @thethird3d
      @thethird3d 5 років тому +6

      Why?

    • @wohfab
      @wohfab 5 років тому +75

      Cause Facebook said it :D

    • @chasegarner6924
      @chasegarner6924 5 років тому +7

      Danielle Then lol same

    • @smhdpt12
      @smhdpt12 5 років тому +8

      Ya, using the same joke over and over again is lame.

    • @Hedington
      @Hedington 5 років тому +5

      Oh ye of little faith..

  • @andrewshea6652
    @andrewshea6652 5 років тому +386

    “I don’t know what any of these words mean but my staff assures me they make sense.” -John Oliver
    That’s why they had you flossing in UA-cam rewind

  • @robertpaulacuna6097
    @robertpaulacuna6097 2 роки тому +6

    Eye opening! Very pertinent data. Can't stop binge watching Mr. Oliver's info.

  • @RicoBurghFan
    @RicoBurghFan 2 роки тому +12

    It's great watching old episodes and seeing how prescient they were.

  • @EveryThingGirl238
    @EveryThingGirl238 5 років тому +234

    'Someone just said they want to murder my family.'
    "We don't know what you just said, but it sounded great!"
    Me: *Holding in laughter*

  • @pdharvey6973
    @pdharvey6973 5 років тому +1011

    When you have to flee to Bangladesh, things have gone terribly wrong.

  • @geraldspencer1956
    @geraldspencer1956 2 роки тому +3

    Calling Facebook a toilet is a little unfair to toilets. 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

  • @frankbosch3638
    @frankbosch3638 2 роки тому +1

    I can not unsee John as a petshop bird hopping in his cage. He is a flipping cockatoo! (and i adore him)

  • @Chrish3594
    @Chrish3594 5 років тому +455

    I was bullied onto Facebook by my family. 10 years wasted on crap. I'm happy to report I'm clean and free of Facebook for 6 months now!

    • @firsttimeisawjupiter1031
      @firsttimeisawjupiter1031 5 років тому +11

      Sounds like Facebook is meth and now it can't contaminate you anymore. Let's see it sink like a ship in an oil spill

    • @Funkopedia
      @Funkopedia 5 років тому +9

      Now you just gotta quit UA-cam...

    • @Ch4pp13
      @Ch4pp13 5 років тому +8

      Funkopedia and go to where, Dailymotion?

    • @elisabeth4912
      @elisabeth4912 5 років тому

      I am sorry for your experience, but I don't think that's facebooks problem

    • @julymagnus493
      @julymagnus493 5 років тому +12

      I never got the appeal of Facebook, I just argue with Holocaust deniers on UA-cam for hours on end like a normal person.

  • @bargh70
    @bargh70 5 років тому +202

    Deleted facebook in 2012 and I never looked back. Really a great decision.

    • @wohfab
      @wohfab 5 років тому +7

      How is still there, if you deleted it?

    • @TheRealpennyInfo
      @TheRealpennyInfo 5 років тому +4

      Deletes Facebook opens snapchat

    • @rexvs_
      @rexvs_ 5 років тому +1

      Noob, I deleted it before Facebook existed.

    • @shane-o-matic
      @shane-o-matic 5 років тому +2

      Same for me in 2009. Talk about a stress reduction! Lol

    • @snatchadams69
      @snatchadams69 5 років тому

      Facebook has now introduced true account deletion..

  • @_crazyscientist97
    @_crazyscientist97 3 роки тому +8

    "As It's transitioned to a quasi civilian government..." Burmese Military 2021: How about No?

  • @arkachatterjee8911
    @arkachatterjee8911 4 роки тому +14

    I love it. For the past two months, I've been a regular to your shows in youtube. It's fascinating how easily manipulated are we. We need journalism of your kind. Great respect from India.

  • @Yellowmellowbromod
    @Yellowmellowbromod 5 років тому +347

    I found this video because someone shared it on facebook.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 5 років тому +4

      Cheston Shacklett who cares, that is like assuming you would not find links on other websites. fecesbook has been ZERO innovation over myspace, truly.. myspace tom is the true social media hype genius cashed out.. zuckerberg is a wannabe of tom who paid to fame via veiled celebrity advertising, just like crApple.. over valued and techies avoided apple and fecebook from day 1

    • @officialspaceefrain
      @officialspaceefrain 5 років тому +2

      🤪

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 5 років тому +3

      Just proves his point, you can find any and all shit on FB. Even (ugh!) _Last Week Tonight._

    • @chickrepelant
      @chickrepelant 5 років тому +2

      ayyyyyy

    • @Arigator2
      @Arigator2 5 років тому

      Sorry, but that monk isn't wrong about Islam.

  • @azulcrescent715
    @azulcrescent715 5 років тому +736

    I was born in Myanmar, and grew up there, and it saddens me to see the country portrayed like this, because IT'S ABSOLUTELY TRUE. There's a whole lot of hatred and paranoia in the country, and it uses religion (Buddhism) as a way to persecute people of other religions and ethnicity. If you are of any religion than Buddhism, you're the "other" and are very likely not safe. Hell, they even think of the other sect of Buddhism, Mahayana, as a demonic religion, when there's very few differences between the two sects (Myanmar practices Theravada).
    This episode is completely accurate in portraying the prevalence of facebook in Myanmar. People may not have any idea how to use google, or enter a URL, but they can use facebook for pretty much everything. Facebook is basically substituted for tinder, yelp, twitter, pornhub and more in that country. And when facebook is the "internet" for the entire country, you better believe any "news" that goes viral is going to be common news for the people there. There's no fact checking, and people accept it as completely legit, and this is a very prevalent way in which hate is riled up there. It's absolutely appalling, and sadly, I don't see it changing anytime soon. The country has been put too backwards by the military dictatorship, and the education system in the country is outdated by 20~40 years depending on the subject.
    Thanks to LastWeekTonight for creating this episode. Even though I have no attachments to the country, it's nice to know that more people will now be more aware of the atrocities and problems in Myanmar.

    • @TheaHFrancis
      @TheaHFrancis 5 років тому +23

      Thanks for the info

    • @eagle3676
      @eagle3676 5 років тому +51

      You support which buddhist? The one who peacefully follows his/her religion without harming any other human being or the one committing genocide in myanmar? In the first case, nice good on ya mate, I support those buddhists as well and in the second case, fuck off and screw you.

    • @deutschesmaedchen
      @deutschesmaedchen 5 років тому +12

      Azul Crescent kinda reminds you of the truth about Buddhism, which is that it’s NOT a peaceful, mindful religion, doesn’t it? Everything humans touch turns to shit.

    • @bansho7076
      @bansho7076 5 років тому +24

      Would it help at all if this video were subtitled in Burmese?

    • @rickrudd
      @rickrudd 5 років тому +11

      Reminds me of every Islamic country on the planet.

  • @nicholasmartello4110
    @nicholasmartello4110 2 роки тому +2

    3 years later, and more relevant then ever.

  • @tobaliciousholland12
    @tobaliciousholland12 3 роки тому +71

    "Everyone should be treating everything on their site with extreme skepticism, and see Facebook for what it actually is: a fetid swamp of mis-truths and outright lies, interspersed with the occasional reminder of a dead pet."

  • @brumfeldo
    @brumfeldo 5 років тому +128

    Somehow, whenever I see the actual Mark Zuckerberg I think of someone that's doing a bad impression of the Jesse Eisenberg performance in The Social Network.

    • @Basementjacks
      @Basementjacks 5 років тому +2

      I can't imagine his wife sleeping with him. Those dead goldfish eyes. Almost seems like he's just possessed and just walking around like a zombie🤷‍♀️

  • @MyTeenLifeLoLTV
    @MyTeenLifeLoLTV 5 років тому +266

    This happened 2 years ago in Indonesia: During the governational election of Jakarta, Indonesia, a surge of hate speech and xenophobia posts inflitrated to many of our facebook timeline. Promoting a toxic division between the natives and Chinese Indonesian. Later it was proven that the xenophobic posts were backed up by the opponent political party who were taking an advantage of facebook's flawed system. It was utterly toxic, that caused an actual riot between many ethnicities & religions. This is why facebook needs to fix this issue fast. Especially political parties who are using fake news as a tool to "win". It's almost the presidential election next year, i hope these fake news epidemic will be cured soon before then

    • @evolvedape2161
      @evolvedape2161 5 років тому +2

      corgisbutt It was not/is not facebook’s fault that people rioted. You don’t blame at&t when people call each other to stage a riot so why would you blame Facebook?

    • @peepo8521
      @peepo8521 5 років тому +2

      I am a Chinese who live and born in Indonesia can confirm it's not the Facebook fault .. but some narrow minded people who's easily influenced by some corrupt politician

    • @evolvedape2161
      @evolvedape2161 5 років тому +2

      The Dude If you encourage violence you can be held liable. Everything else you said is fine, but not the violence part.

    • @LunaS043
      @LunaS043 5 років тому +4

      @@elemenz888 You can very easily be arrested for inciting violence. You tell people go kill people and they do kill people because you were the influence. You are partially responsible.

    • @arrowhead697
      @arrowhead697 5 років тому +5

      The thing is, it happened in India too. I get that in social networking sites most stuff is user generated, but there definitely needs to be some regulations. People literally were publicly lynched to death because of whatsapp forwards! Atleast ad(promoted) content should be monitored. Whatsapp officials actually had a meeting with govt representatives for the same. Probably a local database or something will be made not totally sure. It's hard, sure, but can't brush it off. It's not their fault, ofcourse, but monitoring which does not violate privacy of good users is important.

  • @G_Six
    @G_Six 3 роки тому +8

    The really sad part with Facebook is that a persons gesture don’t mean anything unless you post it on Facebook. I had a friend that passed and I ran into a old friend in the store & said they thought me and the deceased was friends, I replied yea we are & this person said I didn’t think so cause They didn’t see a post from me on Facebook. No I called & went to see the family ... like a normal ( irl firms would)

  • @FlanaFugue
    @FlanaFugue 2 роки тому +2

    12:44 He accidentally calls it "Fakesbook". Perfect.

  • @sbk1398
    @sbk1398 5 років тому +257

    The way the guy said "Butt part" was hilarious

    • @rgderen88
      @rgderen88 4 роки тому +3

      Watch it again, but listen to him say erection

    • @NigelNquande
      @NigelNquande 3 роки тому +1

      Racism: Funny as f**k. No, dude, just no!

    • @Rayfireful
      @Rayfireful 3 роки тому

      As the way that guy looked at the butt part do

    • @yankis.
      @yankis. 3 роки тому +3

      @@NigelNquande Where exactly is that racist? Accents are not racism.

    • @nuibui6667
      @nuibui6667 2 роки тому

      @@yankis. I would love to hear you say gaand or chuttad in hindi.

  • @BRTxNL
    @BRTxNL 5 років тому +360

    It's the reason I didn't visit Myanmar on my trip through Asia last year. It was all going on at the time, many backpackers were still visiting, despite the reports of genocide. I actively tried persuade people to postpone their trips. It's an awful thing that happened there, but despite all that shit people would still go. If people will stand up against something stupid like a Nike commercial, can we at least all come together when something horrific like this is happening.

    • @nunyabusiness3786
      @nunyabusiness3786 5 років тому +7

      Do you want an ak-47 I'll sell it to you for sixty bucks no questions asked
      +1 capitalism

    • @lynnlo
      @lynnlo 5 років тому +2

      It's a nice place actually (most of it)

    • @affenkosmonaut9626
      @affenkosmonaut9626 5 років тому +4

      I do not agree with you BRTxNL. I have been visiting Myanmar in September 2017 when the riots were violent in the north west of the country. I Think people there just do not see the proplems that are there. I think there is just a big lack of education and reliable newsfeed. I Think it would be better if even more people are visiting the country and are discussing those things.

    • @radmoonable
      @radmoonable 4 роки тому +20

      @@affenkosmonaut9626 The problem is people do not go to educate themselves. They simply enjoy themselves, get fancy pics for insta and in the process support a genocidal government financially.

  • @hugorezende199
    @hugorezende199 4 роки тому +1

    That Gorbachev joke was genious. People that write that shit must bê well rewarded.

  • @insanitysreign6195
    @insanitysreign6195 4 роки тому +4

    I was playing a game on my phone, and at 12:25 when he says "it's a bad time to" an ad popped up for a war game saying "OPEN FIRE" 🤣

  • @gidikalchhauser
    @gidikalchhauser 5 років тому +1464

    Cmon don't go from 1,2% to 18 million.. that's unworthy of this show. Stick with either of them if you wanna get your point across.

    • @peixebanana
      @peixebanana 5 років тому +147

      I thought the same thing, that was pretty shady info...totally not worthy of the awesome work they normally do

    • @MartinVettorazzi
      @MartinVettorazzi 5 років тому +260

      Agree with the criticism. For posterity, population in Myanmar is 53,582,855 according to wiki, which would make it 18 million 33,59%. But yeah. Weird that they wouldnt just bother with that.

    • @noahmeade-kelly3128
      @noahmeade-kelly3128 5 років тому +108

      It’s 1/3 of all the people in Myanmar, they should have just kept it in percentages

    • @Howtohandlemebaby8173
      @Howtohandlemebaby8173 5 років тому +126

      Wow, I’m glad to see that I wasn’t the only person bothered by this. It’s so weird that they did that.

    • @MK-fy8uz
      @MK-fy8uz 5 років тому +46

      agree. Saying a percentage and then a number and expecting all of us to know the population of a country we only know is far away in asia and people live there.
      just for the record it's around 53 million people.

  • @martinb6461
    @martinb6461 5 років тому +132

    Congrats for the well deserved Emmy Award (Outstanding Variety Talk Series) - I would consider the Academy Awards for outstanding acting :) Hope John and the writers behind this show got a life-time HBO contract. Keep us entertained and informed.

    • @christopherkettler8727
      @christopherkettler8727 5 років тому

      Except when he jokes about 9/11 cinspiracies like the truth movement is a bunch of tinfoil hats but for those who take the time to really look at the evidence and the serious people who have done the research including ex cia retired fbi and military generals,professional Architects and engineers,aviation professionals,all of whom have raised serious and compelling questions that any thinking person could not easily dismiss as everybody on tv does.i love john he is smart and funny but it bothers me that he makes snid jokes about it without giving any of those serious credible people the voice they deserve.

  • @ericcaloosa371
    @ericcaloosa371 2 роки тому

    The Last two minutes are spot on. I think this needs to have a part 2.

  • @BURSV
    @BURSV 4 роки тому +4

    I can't believe people would say these mean things about John Oli, I appreciate his existence

  • @TheRacingMonkey
    @TheRacingMonkey 5 років тому +1108

    Facebook is like a creepy old uncle...you don’t really want to visit it, but you still do it sometimes...

    • @redlion145
      @redlion145 5 років тому +29

      You really don't. Nothing but social pressure (or perhaps an inheritance?) make you HAVE to visit your uncle. Absolutely nothing makes you have to visit facebook.

    • @edwardlulofs444
      @edwardlulofs444 5 років тому +1

      Yes. I only use facebook to find out what my family is doing. I hate computers and cars but use them too. I can find some good in anyone. But like that creepy uncle some people are a challenge to find the good.

    • @maxkordon
      @maxkordon 5 років тому +4

      WHY THO? You don't have to, you choose to, choose to stop, please

    • @redlion145
      @redlion145 5 років тому +2

      Are you seriously saying that it's impossible to find another job? You would literally starve without facebook? That's incredibly hard to believe. There aren't any employment opportunities available? None? I submit that you are willfully ignoring lesser options simply because your income WITH facebook is much higher than it would be without it. That is not a dilemma involving starvation, it's a dilemma involving less pay or greater pay.
      People make their own choices about what is important. Your personal pay may be more important to you than the potential negative impacts of that company. But that's a far cry from saying you have no choice, it's this or starving.

    • @felixthehuman
      @felixthehuman 5 років тому

      Jeremy Hughes aren't a lot of the businesses on fb mlms?

  • @acatssoftnose3940
    @acatssoftnose3940 5 років тому +91

    Just two years ago, I was a heavy Facebook user. I primarily used it to communicate with my friends during college, and to read the news. Now, I no longer have Facebook. Google News gets the job done; and as for my friends, I just text them.
    Get rid of it, and make the world a better place. If you have a group or community page on Facebook, please consider moving them to a newsletter (and/or just start your own site). Your most serious followers will follow you over. Those who don't ... they haven't cared to visit your group/community page since they joined. Don't worry about them.

    • @skadimaniac
      @skadimaniac 5 років тому +1

      Same for me! I quit and never looked back

    • @BeefPapa
      @BeefPapa 5 років тому +1

      I have this opinion, everyone please follow my opinion.

    • @chrisallot66
      @chrisallot66 5 років тому +1

      Congratulations? I like how the comment section is filled will people pointing out the fact that they left facebook, almost as if it's some monumental feat. We choose whether or not to consume things. Facebook is one of them.

    • @SilverMoon459
      @SilverMoon459 5 років тому

      Yeah now I just use whatsapp and gmail, or talk to my friends and family in person. Haven't used facebook in years actually, even before I had whatsapp on my phone.

    • @skadimaniac
      @skadimaniac 5 років тому

      @@chrisallot66 why not? we also congratulate people on quitting smoking, so why not that? don't get too hung up on things in comment sections.

  • @firefalcoln
    @firefalcoln 4 роки тому +8

    The description of Oliver as a distressed bird was so on-point. I wonder now if they even animated Zazu in the recent Lion King or if they just filmed Mr. Oliver flailing around while delivering the lines.

  • @DestinationD
    @DestinationD 2 роки тому +2

    The only thing I crave to know now is did Reuters get the man a decent webcam?!

  • @starcherry6814
    @starcherry6814 5 років тому +53

    LOL focusing on butt part 😹👏
    I just love the way he says that in his accent

  • @notfree25
    @notfree25 4 роки тому +276

    Every fb user: *Lies on facebook*
    Also every fb user: "Facebook said it, so it must be true"

  • @AeternusNox.
    @AeternusNox. 3 роки тому +2

    I get to see pictures of my kids we posted years ago as babies and it makes me smile. I found out a good friend of mine died and was able to attend his funeral and pay my respects to him and his family. Sure Facebook has it's issues, but thanks to Facebook I'm able to be a part of life and stay connected with those around me without having to be on the phone for hours and hours like my parents did back in the day.

    • @ammaleslie509
      @ammaleslie509 2 роки тому +1

      You could do both of those things without Facebook. There's a big internet out there and you can send and receive pictures and be at events remotely without using Facebook to do it.

    • @RickyB1959
      @RickyB1959 4 місяці тому

      You're missing the point. Facebook makes it easier to do. Some of us don't want to go wandering all over the internet for 20minutes, when we can do the same thing on Facebook in 5.
      If Facebook seems like garbage to you, that may reflect your participation more than the platform.

    • @Onigirli
      @Onigirli 3 місяці тому

      @@RickyB1959 "May reflect your participation more than the platform?" Did you not watch the effing video?

  • @Hannah-nl5qq
    @Hannah-nl5qq 3 роки тому +2

    The Myanmar bit hasn't aged super well...or I suppose you could say it's aged perfectly

  • @hayley8806
    @hayley8806 5 років тому +149

    I think Zuckerberg is slowly replacing his hoo-man body with android parts.

    • @Jade-ck2db
      @Jade-ck2db 4 роки тому +3

      Nah he's a lizard-man

  • @ClemensAlive
    @ClemensAlive 5 років тому +1349

    In 2016 I made a YT Video in Germany, that nearly gut 7 million views (wich is absolute fantastic for Germany).
    Than about 500 people downloaded it, overwrote my watermark with theirs and posted it on their FB site
    without giving me any credits.
    Most of these videos also got more than 1 million views...it pushed their sites so damn good.
    So I spoke to my lawyer..cause I am not accepting other people stealing my content and promote it as their own.
    The lawyer spoke to FB that we need these peoples info to contact them, cause they broke the law.
    Reply from FB: "Naw...fuck you, we have our own rules. You're not getting anything."
    They really did not care that so many people steal and profit from the work of others...that is so frustrating as a creator!

  • @firdousansari9442
    @firdousansari9442 4 роки тому +2

    Keep up the Good work John Oliver and the Team.

  • @aidenzorn8322
    @aidenzorn8322 3 роки тому +1

    thanks for compiling such interesting information. this really helped me do my project for 1/3 of my grade the night before it had to be presented which also just so happened to be 2 weeks after i was supposed to turn it in. fun!

  • @99gentsia
    @99gentsia 5 років тому +525

    Never had I expected that the things which were initially designed to bring people together is actually pushing them farther.
    I miss those good old NOKIA and it's "Connecting People" days

    • @jasonbourney3869
      @jasonbourney3869 5 років тому +1

      Copy paste bitch

    • @99gentsia
      @99gentsia 5 років тому +1

      @Zack Smith Bro, how did you know I am an Indian???

    • @99gentsia
      @99gentsia 5 років тому

      @@jasonbourney3869 What the fuck, bro?

    • @qualityinn5063
      @qualityinn5063 5 років тому +1

      Tech companies are notoriously arrogant with their inventions

    • @wordforger
      @wordforger 5 років тому +7

      Hehe. Reminds me of the entry on the Babel Fish i Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. By having a way to communicate to other species so perfectly translated, it's caused many wars.

  • @consoleking9670
    @consoleking9670 5 років тому +232

    We deserve this for abandoning MySpace. They had their shit together

    • @BossGalka
      @BossGalka 5 років тому +34

      Tom did nothing wrong.

    • @Informatic1
      @Informatic1 5 років тому +30

      Boss Galka The hero we need but not the one we deserve

    • @tlovespeaksss
      @tlovespeaksss 5 років тому +4

      Nathan Frantz this comment and the replies are literally the greatest!

    • @EddyA1337
      @EddyA1337 5 років тому +3

      This my friends, is what we call a good zinger. Thanks for the laugh friend.

    • @TheRealpennyInfo
      @TheRealpennyInfo 5 років тому +3

      #BRINGTOMBACK

  • @JohnOhkumaThiel
    @JohnOhkumaThiel 2 роки тому +1

    Laughed myself to tears at the end, must share this on Facebook!

  • @wongelgebru1644
    @wongelgebru1644 4 роки тому +3

    My favorite part of this was hearing him say privacy with his awesome accent.

  • @Ultimartinum
    @Ultimartinum 5 років тому +292

    Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad

    • @eideticex
      @eideticex 5 років тому +2

      You might want to ask Louise Rossman about that one first. Some of the crap he's cleaned out of Apple laptops on air was pretty disgusting.

    • @anonymousdaphne4188
      @anonymousdaphne4188 5 років тому +4

      I tried that once and it didn't go well. Even the paper in the box wasn't great for getting clean. Thank goodness I used my later-that-day ex's new iPad for a test run.

    • @jquiznos2283
      @jquiznos2283 5 років тому +2

      OMG so original! Did you just come up with that?
      Answer: no.

    • @SapphireDragon357
      @SapphireDragon357 5 років тому +7

      Clearly nobody here knows how to use the three seashells...

    • @nobledpm
      @nobledpm 5 років тому +3

      Whoever said paper would replace animal skin scrolls has never tried to eat their words.

  • @yngvebjrnsethrevheim6344
    @yngvebjrnsethrevheim6344 5 років тому +245

    18:10 "There is only one explanation. Moving back and forward very fast" OLSEN TWINS NOT TWINS CONFIRMED!

    • @ollis.1605
      @ollis.1605 5 років тому +15

      He actually says that you know! "There is only one OLSEN TWIN..." not "explanation" :D

    • @dreamerabe
      @dreamerabe 5 років тому +1

      That's how the Reverse Flash fooled Barry back in season one.

    • @ollis.1605
      @ollis.1605 5 років тому

      @@dreamerabe Oh I had no idea Bill Hader has a dual role in that. I've only watched a few episodes so far.

    • @coosoorlog
      @coosoorlog 5 років тому +1

      @olli s. thank you! I could not for the life of me figure out what he said there.

  • @chrischross4116
    @chrischross4116 4 роки тому +33

    "we have to eat each other to survive" hold up that didn't age well

  • @64standardtrickyness
    @64standardtrickyness 4 роки тому +7

    "Is ______ free" is what I ask whenever I hear something is free.

  • @kimjongfun5427
    @kimjongfun5427 5 років тому +238

    The age of social media is a golden era for demagoguery.

    • @patriciakedeni
      @patriciakedeni 5 років тому +4

      So right there.

    • @Hondavid.
      @Hondavid. 5 років тому +7

      Saw your icon and was reminded of the anus segment. Laughing and disgusted at the same time

    • @jagzviruz
      @jagzviruz 5 років тому +6

      I hate it when a comment needs me to consult a dictionary .. #thirdworldproblems

    • @MKMK-bj2sk
      @MKMK-bj2sk 5 років тому +4

      *YOUR ENGLAND IS POWDERFUL*

    • @reyalonsagay
      @reyalonsagay 5 років тому +2

      Sad but true.

  • @vipergx
    @vipergx 5 років тому +30

    Hats off to the Gorbachov joke! You sir trolled us good :D

    • @myquest666420
      @myquest666420 4 роки тому +1

      VIPER.GX there are a few things I’ve learned from Last Week Tonight.
      1. The Olsen twin is dangerously fast.
      2. Dewalt ladders are second to none.
      3. And finally, never trust an outline of a country that you aren’t familiar with.

  • @rustylamb6880
    @rustylamb6880 10 місяців тому +1

    Love watching john oliver. He is funny and tells it like it is ...

  • @13lood13ath
    @13lood13ath 3 роки тому +3

    I think this highlights a larger problem of people blindly accepting what's force fed to them, rather than doing research.

  • @yvesmassaad
    @yvesmassaad 5 років тому +29

    I'm definitely sharing this on Facebook.

  • @bryanmontes1374
    @bryanmontes1374 5 років тому +179

    Hey distressed bird a little bit of attention over here. Please do a Nicaragua episode man, I promise you will find so much material for a whole season!! Help us out Zazu! Please

    • @scorpioninpink
      @scorpioninpink 5 років тому +6

      Nicaragua and Guatemala are in distress right now. So is Venezuela.

    • @Jake007123
      @Jake007123 5 років тому +2

      What is happening there? No "official" news from there in a while in my country.

    • @bryanmontes1374
      @bryanmontes1374 5 років тому +2

      @@Jake007123 www.latimes.com/world/la-fg-nicaragua-unrest-20180726-story.html you can read it from here

    • @Jake007123
      @Jake007123 5 років тому +1

      Thank you, I know I could google it but I didn't have the time (I'm just leaving house right now actually), I'll check it!

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 5 років тому

      Well, Bangladesh is in turmoil, Iran was attacked, Brazil is on the eve of a major election that could reshape the political spectrum, Germany is seeing neo nazis in power, Austria and Poland are breaking away into authoritarianism, Sweeden is also seeing neo nazis, the Brexit stalled and the UN is about to meet in the General Assembly. So, good luck on that...

  • @oncoucharrest5910
    @oncoucharrest5910 4 роки тому +10

    I used to go on FB and think, wow, other people’s lives seem so much happier than mine! I haven’t been on FB in over 3 years and I’ve never been happier, what a waste of time. More time to watch LWT with John!

    • @JITCompilation
      @JITCompilation 4 роки тому +1

      I feel the same way just being off social media in general.

  • @nafisa.t13
    @nafisa.t13 4 роки тому +1

    My love for this show went up 100% percent.

  • @joryjones6808
    @joryjones6808 5 років тому +71

    John Oliver is the most tremendously awesome late-night host we’ve seen from the standpoint of the Emmys.

    • @TheTonyEntertainment
      @TheTonyEntertainment 5 років тому +3

      Lol

    • @tyiffpeijc8702
      @tyiffpeijc8702 5 років тому +5

      what about from the standpoint of water?

    • @joryjones6808
      @joryjones6808 5 років тому

      Tyiff Pejic he’s the most average we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of being 66.6...% water.

  • @Stacey_Robinson
    @Stacey_Robinson 5 років тому +23

    The LWT team deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.

  • @ziziroberts8041
    @ziziroberts8041 2 роки тому +1

    Coming back to this segment October 2021. I needed a review to remind me to keep my head out of the toilet.

  • @totallynameless8861
    @totallynameless8861 4 роки тому +1

    I like that first video. I like when people give their all to something; I'm not sure if they're being sarcastic or really trying to make a touching romantic serenade, but I can dig it either way.