Robocalls: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • Опубліковано 9 бер 2019
  • Robocalls are a growing problem. If only we could make the FCC care a little bit more about fixing it.
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  • @jakemarsing2615
    @jakemarsing2615 5 років тому +5287

    “I am a real person” (laughs)
    That’s the scariest shit I’ve ever heard.

    • @kurtisrinker1202
      @kurtisrinker1202 5 років тому +159

      Agreed. WTF couldn't she just say what he asked her to say? Fucking creepy.

    • @OtakuD50
      @OtakuD50 5 років тому +85

      Now imagine it voiced by Tommy Wiseau.

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid 5 років тому +137

      More like:
      [creepy 2second pause]
      (laughs)
      "I am a live person."

    • @tarvisantabusta
      @tarvisantabusta 5 років тому +42

      Btw, is that legal in the U.S.? Because ..that's an outright lie. I'm glad these robocallers are not a thing here where I live, but even if they were, they'd soon be banned, at least after the first lie they spout.

    • @mmcat2863
      @mmcat2863 5 років тому +50

      @@kurtisrinker1202 because that was not a real person? I bet, just like Siri, that was a scripted answer

  • @ezekielmartin4323
    @ezekielmartin4323 4 роки тому +4046

    His tone on "It's ringing! I think it's for you!" is filled with such gleeful spite. I'm so glad we stole this man from Britain.

    • @LizLuvsCupcakes
      @LizLuvsCupcakes 4 роки тому +148

      They had their chance for Oliver. I deeply appreciate that they wasted it.

    • @GreenGrasshoppa
      @GreenGrasshoppa 4 роки тому +95

      And he really is ours as he's officially become an American citizen! 🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @gamingman2720
      @gamingman2720 4 роки тому +66

      It’s Canada’s turn now hand him over

    • @floralrune
      @floralrune 4 роки тому +32

      Battle Cat 51 NOOO. not my johnny baby

    • @mjnmjn2958
      @mjnmjn2958 4 роки тому +1

      @@floralrune သိတယ္ fb ခိုးခံရတာ ဖုန္းႏွစ္လုံးဟဲ့

  • @makareone
    @makareone 4 роки тому +3701

    The " say I am not a robot" call reminded me of when I was calling for a state health study and this guy would NOT believe I was NOT a robot. I insisted I wasn't a robot and he insisted that I was. Finally, I said, "Sir, I am NOT a robot." and he shouted, "That's just what a robot would say!" and hung up on me. I went home that night, had a drink, and an existential crisis.

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 4 роки тому +479

      That's just the story, a robot would tell.

    • @ErickStoner
      @ErickStoner 4 роки тому +18

      Me too kid

    • @guptageneralstores5243
      @guptageneralstores5243 4 роки тому +68

      Bot detected

    • @shnglbot
      @shnglbot 4 роки тому +92

      @@guptageneralstores5243 Hahaha, I am a real person.

    • @evilyoshimaster
      @evilyoshimaster 4 роки тому +58

      You shoulda just shouted "FUCK SHIT COCK BALLS" Pretty sure no robot would say that

  • @karensmith6074
    @karensmith6074 4 роки тому +1650

    I'm disappointed the giant finger wasn't the middle finger.

  • @LutzHerting
    @LutzHerting 5 років тому +6575

    Meanwhile, in Germany, we had a different approach to that problem:
    - Step 1 : Making that Robocall bullshit illegal in the first place
    - Step 2 : Not thinking about it anymore

    • @ryanwallace983
      @ryanwallace983 5 років тому +138

      Brilliant, those stupid Americans, how could they not think of banning spam calls...morons
      Come up with better idea next time my German friend, criminals by their very nature don’t do as the law says
      Robo-Calling is quite useful when used legitimately, I had a psychiatrist who robocalled clients to remind them of their appt, and I have used a pharmacy that robocalled people to tell them when the prescription was ready
      Take your European Superiority somewhere it might be appreciated

    • @lepurten
      @lepurten 5 років тому +503

      @@ryanwallace983 And yet last time I was called is 3 days ago by someone I knew, and you get called up to 20 times a day by a robot. If one of them is usefull, but you get dozens, none is, because who bothers to check? I'll just continue to feel superior to the US, thanks.

    • @ryanwallace983
      @ryanwallace983 5 років тому +24

      lepurten right...bc spam calling isn’t already illegal-hint hint it is you nitwit, the only thing banning robocalling entirely would do is stop the bad behavior from legit companies, such as that poor woman who got 20 calls in a day
      Most robo calls are scams tho...so tell me how banning robocalls will stop that?
      Don’t get me wrong, many of the points John brings up are good ones and it shouldn’t be so difficult to stop actual companies from robo calling people
      The original and your comment are trite and suggest a superiority complex like all Americans are dumb-we aren’t
      Don’t suggest something stupid and I won’t point out the stupidity

    • @Jabberwocky869
      @Jabberwocky869 5 років тому +518

      @@ryanwallace983 I am from Germany as well and I have never gotten a robocall in my entire life. If my doctor needs to contact me, they will have their assistant do it personally. If a pharmacy needs to remind me to pick up my medicine, the pharmacist will do it personally. These are people you trust with your health, a little personal communication is within reason. And even if a doctor office or a pharmacy need to hire a new employee for additional tasks, doesn't it just mean more jobs for actual living people?
      As for big companies, banks and insurances, nowadays they need a written and signed permission to even be allowed to contact you.

    • @lepurten
      @lepurten 5 років тому +129

      @@ryanwallace983 im Not saying Americans are dump, I'm saying your political system/ politics is/are more fucked than ours, probably because the EU is younger

  • @thinking_visually9286
    @thinking_visually9286 5 років тому +10108

    The devil works hard, but John Oliver works harder

    • @whatisanickname9292
      @whatisanickname9292 5 років тому +393

      *and his amazing staff behind him, that makes the whole show possible

    • @kaylynn4750
      @kaylynn4750 5 років тому +254

      The devil has minions, John Oliver’s minions are better.

    • @ruthv2352
      @ruthv2352 5 років тому +14

      Yes... He's a Genius 😌🧠👁👁👂 INDEED!

    • @BlindSniperLOL
      @BlindSniperLOL 5 років тому +6

      You mean his staff, Oliver's just a performer

    • @Svarthod1
      @Svarthod1 5 років тому +5

      Amen

  • @GyzelE
    @GyzelE 4 роки тому +555

    The thing that I love most about John is that he isn't all talk. He actually fucks with people that desperately need it.

    • @gorkskoal9315
      @gorkskoal9315 2 роки тому +1

      It's as if he's british and knows how to be just enough of an asshole.

    • @SteveS86
      @SteveS86 7 місяців тому

      Pretty sure he didn’t actually call these people 16 times a day (if ever).

    • @7cubed
      @7cubed 2 місяці тому +2

      @@SteveS86he absolutely did

  • @sumobowler3790
    @sumobowler3790 4 роки тому +991

    gotta love the irony of generations of people who made prank calls in their youth being terrorized by robocalls as adults

    • @55belt
      @55belt 3 роки тому +7

      And I'll bring all of my shoes and all of my glasses

    • @rbeck425
      @rbeck425 3 роки тому +9

      I would argue the two things, kids making prank calls and robocall annoyances...🙄😬

    • @juliechi6166
      @juliechi6166 2 роки тому +3

      Poor Prince Edward.

    • @eliasmg9144
      @eliasmg9144 2 роки тому +1

      If that's the case then what's gen z punishment?

    • @appalachiabrauchfrau
      @appalachiabrauchfrau 2 роки тому +9

      @@eliasmg9144 growing up not knowing a world without social media and that your potential fuck ups are eternal and available to be viewed by anyone from anywhere.
      My shitty home movies my friends and I made as kids are stuck in an 8 track, thank god.

  • @Bzuhl
    @Bzuhl 5 років тому +2401

    "Hey Tom, could we set up robocalling to spam the fcc? We have a 5000$ budget.
    - It would take 15min and 10$ a month.
    - f**k, what are we to do with the rest of the money, build a giant finger to give them?"

    • @vinitsinha1191
      @vinitsinha1191 3 роки тому +29

      This comment is really underrated.

    • @JulianCommodus
      @JulianCommodus 3 роки тому +59

      They should have pressed it with the middle one.

    • @ryanjapan3113
      @ryanjapan3113 3 роки тому +29

      I hope that’s true, cause if they have $5,000 for the robocalls, they could keep going for 41 years and 8 months.

    • @cpanw
      @cpanw 3 роки тому +1

      Fun (but not real) fact: they were also planning to build a giant middle finger too.

    • @tobiasreaper3650
      @tobiasreaper3650 3 роки тому +3

      When I saw that my first thought was:
      Carefully, he's a hero

  • @LincolnWiseDidMyMom
    @LincolnWiseDidMyMom 5 років тому +304

    I firmly believe John Oliver is the most powerfully chaotic neutral human being on our planet.

    • @armilopez9735
      @armilopez9735 5 років тому +2

      I almost chocked laughing at this. I love you. XD

    • @armandandrade9803
      @armandandrade9803 5 років тому +10

      Lincoln Wise Yo fuk off he’s chaotic good :)

    • @johness5425
      @johness5425 5 років тому +3

      Neutral Good.

    • @lock376
      @lock376 5 років тому +3

      Neutral or lawful good, he obviously believes in law and order. He just also believes in a minimum amount of personal freedom. He wouldn't talk about half the stuff he does If he was chaotic. That or alignments are bullshit and its impossible to boil someone's values to two words

    • @kuhj278
      @kuhj278 5 років тому

      Yeah no

  • @davidstephens8068
    @davidstephens8068 4 роки тому +1525

    This aged well after watching the USPS one where he actually sells stamps lmao

    • @boss_ikay
      @boss_ikay 4 роки тому +20

      Well said

    • @claire5161
      @claire5161 3 роки тому +21

      I was just thinking about this

    • @SacredMilkOG
      @SacredMilkOG 3 роки тому +19

      Mmmhmm... support your local post office and buy some stamps. Lol

    • @ceciliarevuelta1495
      @ceciliarevuelta1495 3 роки тому +1

      I also got my stamps. I used one so far 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @BerylMorgan
      @BerylMorgan 3 роки тому +7

      This is some excellent character development from john oliver

  • @matthewmuir8884
    @matthewmuir8884 3 роки тому +738

    Legend says that, even though the calls ended long ago, Ajit Pai still hears them in his head every 90 minutes. The laugh, the pause, the bagpipe music; it all haunts both his nightmares and his waking thoughts.

    • @Neoplasie1900
      @Neoplasie1900 3 роки тому +16

      Just a curios non-US citizen being curious. Did this whole thing achieve something?

    • @matthewmuir8884
      @matthewmuir8884 3 роки тому +14

      @@Neoplasie1900 I don't know. I think it did if I recall correctly.
      Also, I'm Canadian.

    • @ThrottleKitty
      @ThrottleKitty 3 роки тому +8

      @@Neoplasie1900 While I have no idea how much this specifically helped, the FCC is under new leadership as of recently. I think it was part of the presidential cabinet shift. It hasn't really been long enough to see if things will improve exactly, but at least this specific asshole is out of there.

    • @Teethconsumer
      @Teethconsumer 3 роки тому +2

      Good.

    • @insouciantFox
      @insouciantFox 2 роки тому +1

      That was the plot of a Star Teek: Voyager episode actually.

  • @alexsilva28
    @alexsilva28 5 років тому +3209

    I picture a bunch of HBO lawyers smoking nervously in a conference room waiting to hear John's next idea for an episode

    • @GenesiisDavid
      @GenesiisDavid 5 років тому +177

      I'm sure this is legal; I think that's the point. It was so easy to do they could do it to the chairs of the FFC.

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 5 років тому +58

      @@GenesiisDavid Yeah that's the point. I meant it more like in general

    • @gogoftw
      @gogoftw 5 років тому +33

      @@GenesiisDavid the point is that if a company has any info on you they can use it freely unless you opt-out of the service( not only robo calls) and its continuesly made more difficult and confusing for the end user to do so so yes this is very legal at least for now

    • @untergehermuc
      @untergehermuc 5 років тому +9

      But is it really legal? The case he was making that the consumer gave (accidentally) consent to robot calls. Here this fcc persons never gave consent to Last Week Tonight…

    • @earthling6388
      @earthling6388 5 років тому +34

      @@untergehermuc but... no one gave consent to the ones saying they were from the IRS and they refuse to put in force companies to require call authentication or some other guard

  • @Dizarrey
    @Dizarrey 5 років тому +713

    "We made real progress towards solving a problem, then we blew it." America in a nutshell, right there.

    • @JesusBarrancoEscribe
      @JesusBarrancoEscribe 5 років тому +35

      As a foreigner, who watches US with a mix of interest, admiration, disappointment, and total lack of comprehension, your quote and answer summarizes the way I feel about that country! kudos

    • @geraldeder4162
      @geraldeder4162 5 років тому +14

      @@JesusBarrancoEscribe As a European I feel EXACTLY the same way about the US.

    • @celieboo
      @celieboo 5 років тому +4

      Ain't that the truth. The Trump presidency is a great example Of that.

    • @user-qv2qf1jk5o
      @user-qv2qf1jk5o 5 років тому +2

      I mean, yeah... Obama to Trump

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому

      Especially considering who's president.

  • @gennybaratta2460
    @gennybaratta2460 4 роки тому +322

    Robocalls are so frustrating when you’re looking for a job. Your phone goes off: is it a job interview? Or a robocall? Sometimes a robocall happens while your actively setting up your interview

    • @dorianr4770
      @dorianr4770 2 роки тому +2

      yes!

    • @shubhamkumbhar7431
      @shubhamkumbhar7431 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah bro 😭

    • @nubreed13
      @nubreed13 Рік тому +7

      Got called by a MLM life insurance scam while I was waiting for a call from my union rep. I hate that I basically can never answer my phone if I don't know who it is since every call is a scam now.

    • @mechengr1731
      @mechengr1731 Рік тому +6

      Yep, before I got my current job, I almost cried in frustration after getting a robocall bc I was sick of getting ghosted by jobs

  • @RedRiotRoss
    @RedRiotRoss 3 роки тому +573

    would love an update on this i'm losing my mind

    • @mitkitty
      @mitkitty 3 роки тому +33

      We are calling about updating your car warrant- aaaaaaaaugh

    • @JimmyJoeBob
      @JimmyJoeBob 2 роки тому +7

      Beep boop! yOu ArE qUaLiFiEd for a home loan on your CaR's WaRrEnTy! Please press 5 to AdD yOuR consciousness to the collective!

    • @dorianr4770
      @dorianr4770 2 роки тому +1

      me too!

    • @Timmy_T
      @Timmy_T 2 роки тому +4

      I got myself a new phone number and whenever I'm asked to provide my number for free nonsense, I give my old phone number. It helped big time. Phone is nearly silent. Signing up for free crap basically means yeah they can use that number to sell to some marketing company so they can harass you.

    • @corporateservants269
      @corporateservants269 2 роки тому +1

      @@Timmy_T Same goes for an old email account.

  • @blueblade8075
    @blueblade8075 5 років тому +1869

    I work at a relay call center. It's our job to help deaf people process phone calls. When a client calls us and wants us to connect them to someone else, we have to give the receiver of the call a standard introduction, which usually sounds like this: "A person who may be deaf or hard of hearing is calling you through the (state) relay."
    But thanks to robocalls, there are a lot of times when people think they're getting a robocall from us since we, the operators, are required to adhere to scripted language set up by the FCC. So then they just hang up on us. Sometimes this prevents our clients from being able taking care of important business, like setting up a ride or refilling a prescription.

    • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
      @ASMRyouVEGANyet 5 років тому +114

      That's really upsetting to hear. My mom is deaf and she gets so many robocalls.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 років тому +76

      That’s okay, there’s still robotexts, so Deaf and hearing people can be annoyed equally.

    • @MagnusSkiptonLLC
      @MagnusSkiptonLLC 5 років тому +18

      @@Chunkboi Horray! USA! USA! USA!

    • @alexmurphy5289
      @alexmurphy5289 5 років тому +36

      I strongly believe we can and will get rid of robocalls. They are the 2019 version of pop-ups and will be history hopefully soon. That's really sad though, I appreciate you sharing.

    • @Lostmymind1
      @Lostmymind1 5 років тому +33

      @Alex Murphy I believe we CAN......I just don't believe we will. There's too much money to be made for assholes. The first step to getting these killed, is getting Ajit Pai OUT of the FCC.
      After that, it will be a long uphill battle.

  • @Cool_Story_Bruh
    @Cool_Story_Bruh 5 років тому +936

    Watching it live the Moby Dick chapter was on screen, but the upload removed it so the FCC can't just pause it. Thank you John Oliver.

    • @PensAndPixelsWendyHJ
      @PensAndPixelsWendyHJ 5 років тому +93

      Thanks for explaining that!

    • @slurricrasher9923
      @slurricrasher9923 5 років тому +42

      I was wondering about that! LOL Fuckin brilliant!

    • @wimvanrenterghem5725
      @wimvanrenterghem5725 5 років тому +17

      I'd imagine it was a bit faster than the intro to star wars?

    • @Vondruke
      @Vondruke 5 років тому +9

      They'll probably just pirate it LOL

    • @michaelmaage
      @michaelmaage 5 років тому +1

      That's awesome! Thank you for the explanation

  • @rosacummings1967
    @rosacummings1967 3 роки тому +66

    "you like that business daddy? Johnny's acting up again" lmfao

  • @rossvegas1346
    @rossvegas1346 3 роки тому +66

    John Oliver and his team are the definition of chaotic good

  • @jesusdiscipledon1499
    @jesusdiscipledon1499 5 років тому +664

    60% of the calls to the FCC are to complain about robocalls.
    The other 40%....
    Robocalls asking for the FCCs moms ssn.

  • @GryffDavid
    @GryffDavid 5 років тому +349

    The robocaller saying, "There is a live person here", really makes it sound like that robot has a hostage bound and gagged right next to them who could technically still be considered "alive".

    • @Neo1the1One
      @Neo1the1One 5 років тому

      my thought xD

    • @ulalaFrugilega
      @ulalaFrugilega 5 років тому +1

      Gryffydd David that's what thought. Well no, actually I thought she didn't lie: there probably was a human in the room somewhere, doing maintenance. And she might consider herself a person.

    • @Atomsk359
      @Atomsk359 5 років тому +1

      I think many of the robocalls are people that don't speak English well and the have a soundboard with a number of responses

    • @thomasthompson5613
      @thomasthompson5613 5 років тому

      I'LL PULL THE PLUG!

    • @angolin9352
      @angolin9352 5 років тому +1

      Most of these robocalls come from India, Pakistan, and nearby countries. At some point, they learned that Americans don't trust their accent, and started using soundboards to hide their national origin.

  • @originpulse4234
    @originpulse4234 4 роки тому +387

    That bit about “never buying stamps” is infinitely more hilarious knowing that he started selling Last Week Tonight stamps in 2020. I mean, it was for a good cause as I remember, but still.

    • @DaDunge
      @DaDunge 3 роки тому +10

      Yeah John Oliver have the amazing ability to admit when he's wrong.

  • @DonOmarRamiro
    @DonOmarRamiro 4 роки тому +372

    John: I need a finger.
    Producer: How big?
    John: Yes.

  • @Ace-1525
    @Ace-1525 5 років тому +817

    In another life, John would have made a phenomenal super villain.

    • @weiminacity1406
      @weiminacity1406 5 років тому +41

      Ace The British accent alone qualifies.

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 5 років тому +42

      Don't be impatient. You know the saying: Die a hero or live long enough to become the villain.
      I bet in ten years time from now, he sits in office meetings on extra long tables, stroking a whit cat, while dumping ex-managers to their fiery demise per big red button :D

    • @weirdoholla879
      @weirdoholla879 5 років тому +9

      Doofenjohn

    • @PaleGhost69
      @PaleGhost69 5 років тому +11

      @@robertnett9793 It would be amazing if he did a skit in referencing this comment. I remember him bringing up a youtube comment from a year ago but idk if it was real.

    • @NekoMouser
      @NekoMouser 5 років тому +13

      Thanks to the multiple universe interpretation of quantum mechanics, we can all take solace in knowing that some where, in some universe, he IS a world-renown supervillian!

  • @waleskatorres-toro
    @waleskatorres-toro 5 років тому +653

    "That's right business daddy, you inherited a problem child... Let's dance" 😄🤣😂

    • @debbiedoodiedandi
      @debbiedoodiedandi 5 років тому +27

      John's got business daddy issues, and I'm here for it!

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 5 років тому +9

      _Choke me, daddy_ 🤣🤣🤣

    • @TrowaBarton
      @TrowaBarton 5 років тому +4

      the odd part is. even if he bashed AT&T just by saying thier name and showing the logo. they are now refeshed in evoryones mind. and subscriptions i am guessing will be up because of it.

    • @stevelutz9089
      @stevelutz9089 5 років тому +2

      Hes the problem child we all should aspire to be 😆😂

    • @amirmohamad2270
      @amirmohamad2270 5 років тому +1

      @@TrowaBarton exactly what I was thinking, it feels like he has to do it, he has just found a way to make it fun.

  • @zpridgen75
    @zpridgen75 2 роки тому +68

    Those weird, boarded up mailboxes he was talking about are called relay boxes. A letter Carrier traveling on foot can only carry so much mail. Those boxes do not allow you to drop any further mail into them. Instead they are like lockers bolted to the concrete along a mailing path. Trucks deliver mail to those boxes So that the letter Carrier can unlock them, take out the mail and continue making deliveries without having to go back to the Post Office. It's kind of like a a resupply point for on foot letter carriers.

    • @nanyubusnis9397
      @nanyubusnis9397 Рік тому

      Ah cool, thanks for explaining. I actually just thought they were relics of the past that are just waiting for the local government to pay enough of them to be properly removed.

    • @hughmartell7987
      @hughmartell7987 Рік тому +1

      Does Cliff Clavin know this? lol 🤣

    • @emilyrasputin
      @emilyrasputin Рік тому +2

      Absolutely wild, thanks for this! I've always wondered about them myself

  • @rockerangusyoung623
    @rockerangusyoung623 3 роки тому +43

    There’s just something hilarious about John Oliver saying “Goober” 😂

  • @JeddtheJedi
    @JeddtheJedi 5 років тому +992

    John Oliver saying "Business daddy" is weirdly erotic.

    • @ColoringKaria
      @ColoringKaria 5 років тому +24

      Jedd the Jedi lol! That’s what att gets for buying hbo.

    • @genessab
      @genessab 5 років тому +24

      Jedd the Jedi John Oliver is my business daddy

    • @Arigator2
      @Arigator2 5 років тому +10

      My phone says the name of some callers is 'Scam Likely'. I heard the phone ring 20 minutes ago who was that? Oh it was Scam Likely.

    • @sluttymctits4496
      @sluttymctits4496 5 років тому +4

      Glad I'm not the only one who thought that, Jedd.

    • @messman10
      @messman10 5 років тому +1

      Almost as erotic as the mustard clip...

  • @pallimpallum
    @pallimpallum 5 років тому +524

    Watching this from Germany I might ask: wtf is going on America?

    • @rahmatdaud3643
      @rahmatdaud3643 5 років тому +25

      Yeah same..
      We dont have this "Robocall" in our country..

    • @ericorourke7291
      @ericorourke7291 5 років тому +74

      It is unfuckingbelievable that these comments from outside the US have already solved this problem or have never heard of this. I literally get 20 calls a day of this bullshit. It is so goddamn annoying

    • @xdevantx5870
      @xdevantx5870 5 років тому +78

      "Capitalism". In reality the US is increasingly a Corporatocracy.

    • @cobracyxx8808
      @cobracyxx8808 5 років тому +22

      None of are really sure anymore. It's like a dream that's almost a nightmare so it's just weird and uncomfortable but we're not sure if we're sleeping or not

    • @snakezarrr
      @snakezarrr 5 років тому +34

      Send help.

  • @jp4431
    @jp4431 3 роки тому +107

    Them: **laughs** I'm a real person
    Me: **chuckles** I'm in danger

  • @gedrictudio
    @gedrictudio 4 роки тому +35

    HBO: Here's your budget for the week.
    John: Thanks, but we're actually done. We only needed (tech guy name here).
    HBO: Oh, okay. You can still have it. Do what you want with it.
    John: *creates a large hand and button*

  • @RandomCrapiFind
    @RandomCrapiFind 5 років тому +3488

    And this is why Last Week Tonight keeps winning Emmy awards.

    • @HuevoDuro702
      @HuevoDuro702 5 років тому +6

      Because they're part of the establishment!

    • @luvdocumentary
      @luvdocumentary 5 років тому +63

      After this, they better get a Nobel Peace Prize

    • @HuevoDuro702
      @HuevoDuro702 5 років тому +4

      @@luvdocumentary you stupid

    • @easley421
      @easley421 5 років тому +33

      @@HuevoDuro702 'you're', you fucking moron

    • @officialtrailers9075
      @officialtrailers9075 5 років тому +1

      Jason Michael that’s redundant(Emmy award). I thought you meant it kept winning Emmy...Rossum’s approval.

  • @parasocialyte
    @parasocialyte 5 років тому +3537

    I love this petty man and all of his petty antics so goddamn much

    • @jatilq
      @jatilq 5 років тому +59

      ..........................cool!

    • @parasocialyte
      @parasocialyte 5 років тому +21

      @@jatilq thanks man, I think so too!

    • @messman10
      @messman10 5 років тому +30

      Oh... I don't think 1,000 protestors are as effective as one comedian intent on trolling!
      And here I thought Jeff was brilliant!

    • @ghostofsparta6877
      @ghostofsparta6877 5 років тому +54

      *Johnny's acting up again*

    • @jademers88
      @jademers88 5 років тому +5

      same he gives me the goosies :)

  • @CSDM15
    @CSDM15 4 роки тому +26

    A scammer called me and I Rick rolled him.

  • @raomega8
    @raomega8 3 роки тому +6

    I work tech/customer support in a call center and I had one guy insist that I was a robot throughout the whole call and that I needed tell him one personal thing about me so that he could believe I was real, now I understand that my "customer service voice" is pleasantly bland but the angry insistence that I wasn't a real person was getting to me particularly since we're not supposed to reveal personal information to callers so I gave him one that I was fairly certain I wouldn't get in trouble for sharing, that I'm a retired marine, he thanked me for my service, stopped asking annoying questions and let me do my job and help him with the question he called me about

  • @AlwaysANemesis
    @AlwaysANemesis 5 років тому +3222

    It gives me so much life whenever John dumps ass on his parent company.

    • @madhavmenon3444
      @madhavmenon3444 5 років тому +126

      Hoopdy it's more like his asshole step-father than his actual parent

    • @alexvega7893
      @alexvega7893 5 років тому +24

      Doubt it’s without permission.

    • @elon6131
      @elon6131 5 років тому +42

      @@alexvega7893 to be more precise, it's probably not explicitly verboten.

    • @AntsanParcher
      @AntsanParcher 5 років тому +17

      I don't think they care.

    • @johnhbaumgaertner8948
      @johnhbaumgaertner8948 5 років тому +27

      Suspiciously displays their logo every time.

  • @VasiliyAgiy
    @VasiliyAgiy 5 років тому +1822

    John Oliver is definitely getting nuked when Skynet goes online

    • @johnblunt6693
      @johnblunt6693 5 років тому +15

      It would crash on at&t internet

    • @johnblunt6693
      @johnblunt6693 5 років тому +1

      @Mr Delta your probably right

    • @Szentatyaisten
      @Szentatyaisten 5 років тому +2

      If Arby's doesn't get to him first...

    • @TEverettReynolds
      @TEverettReynolds 5 років тому +8

      Skynet will be smart enough to know that they need a John Oliver to keep the masses entertained... Bread and Circuses...

    • @DomInik-od9ym
      @DomInik-od9ym 5 років тому +5

      (LAUGHS)

  • @MrPrajitura
    @MrPrajitura 2 роки тому +11

    I gotta say, the way Johnny keeps roasting AT&T, I got some respect for them taking it on the chin and going with it, Johns roasts are out of this world

  • @elliejohnson3991
    @elliejohnson3991 4 роки тому +50

    listening to him rant about stamps while looking at the john oliver stamps to my right bc that aged well

  • @milkteamachine
    @milkteamachine 5 років тому +1740

    Why is 2019 America a cyberpunk dystopian nightmare but without the cool outfits and holograms?

    • @Tetsuo618
      @Tetsuo618 5 років тому +33

      religion (probably)

    • @seers1942
      @seers1942 5 років тому +84

      Capitalism isn’t as creative as we wish it was

    • @bettercallsaal
      @bettercallsaal 5 років тому +26

      Or the sex robots... wait...

    • @badsoup8857
      @badsoup8857 5 років тому +7

      @Ford Prefect or an overly regulated socialistic tyranical reign with stupid,overly complex bureaucracy. Oh wait,Obama isn't the president anymore.

    • @justincredible1923
      @justincredible1923 5 років тому +3

      Nǐ hǎo!

  • @tristanneal9552
    @tristanneal9552 5 років тому +1343

    “AT&T won’t hear you at all unless you call on T mobile. That’s right, you inherited a problem child. Let’s dance.”
    ...
    “That man is dead now.”

  • @Manufan-og1xg
    @Manufan-og1xg 4 роки тому +31

    I never laugh more than when John roasts AT&T.

  • @TheChaoticAsexual
    @TheChaoticAsexual 2 роки тому +7

    As an ex-Walgreens employee, I’ve actually had people call and ask if we have stamps 😂😂😂

  • @Operation_FUBAR
    @Operation_FUBAR 5 років тому +575

    It warms my heart to see John using HBO’s money on ridiculous stunts for the greater good.

    • @gurglequeen433
      @gurglequeen433 10 місяців тому

      And then he just dumbs millions of raisens on his desk and calls it a day.

  • @Zezeze.
    @Zezeze. 5 років тому +1020

    One thing i really admire about this show is how they do not just inform and complain about certain issues like so many already do, but they actually take action and annoy the shit out of those responsible. And I know for a fact that people will agree to a lot of things just so that their whiny kids will shut up. So yeah, good luck.

    • @josephschofield2601
      @josephschofield2601 5 років тому +16

      “Petty” in a good way, right?

    • @favvors
      @favvors 5 років тому +4

      Joseph Schofield petty is neutral sir, it’s how you use it that matters

    • @josephschofield2601
      @josephschofield2601 5 років тому +1

      That’s what I am trying to figure out, their usage of it.

    • @favvors
      @favvors 5 років тому +4

      Joseph Schofield I think their usage is very good since it educates AND makes you laugh

    • @ibieiniid4240
      @ibieiniid4240 5 років тому +3

      @B Davis
      "Rarely, if ever, used neutrally."
      You sound very much in touch with pop culture. I'll take your word for it. ::extended fart noise::

  • @LadyWhinesalot
    @LadyWhinesalot 4 роки тому +194

    "can you hear me okay?" *NEVER* say yes... They get you to say "YES" into your phone as they are recording you and now they have YOU saying "YES" in YOUR own voice on tape. They can use this to access your technical devices with your own voice giving permission/access to anything with VOICE control/access on it. NEVER say yes

    • @hypernovaneedsachillpill7088
      @hypernovaneedsachillpill7088 3 роки тому +16

      -can you hear me?
      -no.
      -[hangs up]

    • @ThrottleKitty
      @ThrottleKitty 3 роки тому +24

      This is why I affect an absurdly exaggerated cockney British accent whenever I'm on the phone, so if they record me it doesn't sound like me.

    • @eveninglyric687
      @eveninglyric687 2 роки тому +2

      @@ThrottleKitty absolutely brilliant

  • @adrielsebastian5216
    @adrielsebastian5216 3 роки тому +28

    Two things that will never die with Johnny O: him mancrushing Adam Driver and giving it to Business Daddy

  • @zacziggarot
    @zacziggarot 5 років тому +1470

    I get calls all the time for lowering my student debt.
    I never went to college.

    • @Beauty_In_Simplicity
      @Beauty_In_Simplicity 5 років тому +24

      Hahaha!!! You win best comment 👏

    • @fosterfuchs
      @fosterfuchs 5 років тому +24

      I get calls about lowering my credit card interest rate. I always pay the balances in full. My interest rate is 0%.

    • @lapislazuli06
      @lapislazuli06 5 років тому +1

      No way, I got a law suit....😐

    • @kittycat44353
      @kittycat44353 5 років тому +20

      I always get calls about my car insurance... i don’t have a car

    • @cozythembo
      @cozythembo 5 років тому +14

      I get those too,,, I'm a freshman in highschool,,

  • @minervacori
    @minervacori 5 років тому +339

    Ugh I love it when John is EXTRA sassy on the main topic

    • @bvedant
      @bvedant 5 років тому

      it's cringe

    • @pyrosianheir
      @pyrosianheir 5 років тому +1

      It's how you know it's a fun one rather than one that's toooooooo real.

  • @chrislive1586
    @chrislive1586 14 днів тому +1

    14:07 omg lolol, i spat out my water. I love when he bashes Business Daddy. I can't believe they let him stay on the air lol "Lets dance!"

  • @chrispham8705
    @chrispham8705 3 роки тому +4

    "Mom, what's your social security number, real quick?"
    "No need to talk to me like that, I just asked!"

  • @parimalpratyush
    @parimalpratyush 5 років тому +434

    A man of words and a man of action. Every single episode.

    • @GuardianComplex
      @GuardianComplex 5 років тому +4

      Words such as "Fuck Shit Fuck - Cock Twat - Taint Jizz Shit Tits"

    • @parimalpratyush
      @parimalpratyush 5 років тому +1

      I just meant he breaks it down so well in layman's terms that it becomes easy to comprehend. He is going to call them every 90 minutes for a certain time period and might get his point across. U.S has been hit badly with scam calls. I'm from India and feel pretty bad that Indians are responsible for much of it. Good regulation of such calls is needed. Of course, as someone who sheds light on so many topics he can only do so much but believe me, U.S is lucky to have this guy. The best we can expect from our Television media is a round the clock ass kissing of the men in power.

  • @cyberlord64
    @cyberlord64 2 роки тому +15

    Back in uni, we were working on an app that would pickup a phonecall without ringing your phone, in the background and apart from checking where the number is calling from and if it was flagged as a spam number, it would also ask random automated simple questions to determine if an actual person is talking. After that the phone would ring. We had a crude prototype but mixed results. Perhaps we should restart the project 🤔

  • @suddenlysavannah
    @suddenlysavannah 3 роки тому +7

    This is on my sleep playlist and I frequently wake up to that I Am A Real Person (Laughs) convo and it’s not not frightening

  • @FANTAVISION
    @FANTAVISION 5 років тому +761

    Ajit Pai needs to be put in jail for the rest of his life. Talk about corrupt.

    • @jayduby5330
      @jayduby5330 5 років тому +11

      It's not him it's whoever has their hands up his ass and directing his mouth.
      We need to find those people and harass them even worse. They even got a brown guy so white Americans can have another thing to spew about Indians.

    • @t-west3437
      @t-west3437 5 років тому +17

      Don don’t need to be a dick, Ajit Pai is pretty corrupt

    • @IntoDeathandTheBuddahMatrix
      @IntoDeathandTheBuddahMatrix 5 років тому +19

      @UCfeRLgZrSV-8s3T3dM5fgWw You dumbfuck, the fact that technology is inherently vulnerable is the exact reason we need the FCC. Ajit Pai is a disgusting pig with many corporate hands shoved so far up his ass he can't breath without their permission. The fact of the matter is Ajit is publicly decrying robocalls and privately supporting them. This is the chairman of the FCC. He has the means to decrease this problem tremendously at any moment, yet he doesn't. And why he doesn't is because the corporations of America have bought our government.
      Fuck you for even trying to defend such a wretched human being. Now go sit in the corner and think about what you did wrong. I want a 5 page essay on why we shouldn't support corporate America on my desk tomorrow.
      You are dismissed.

    • @michaelhaskew1041
      @michaelhaskew1041 5 років тому +7

      Yes. Put him in jail with a phone that rings every 15 minutes!!!!!!

    • @ICARUSxRISING
      @ICARUSxRISING 5 років тому

      Hey, Fanta. Agree.

  • @Rallusernamesunavail
    @Rallusernamesunavail 5 років тому +2016

    "you've inherited a problem child..." I'm dying

    • @Onigirli
      @Onigirli 5 років тому +50

      It's so juvenile but it makes me laugh every time. MAKING TROUBLE FOR THE ESTABLISHMENT

    • @Lrripper
      @Lrripper 5 років тому +5

      @@Onigirli He still works for them. For all you know this jokes was pre approved by at&t

    • @bthy384
      @bthy384 4 роки тому +6

      @@Lrripper I mean, they really have nothing to gain by letting Oliver go on like this, so I don't see why they would

    • @jeremieb.8694
      @jeremieb.8694 4 роки тому +7

      @@Lrripper hes literally saying how crappy their service is with every joke on every episode. How would that in anyway convince someone to switch or join at&t. So why would at&t want this form of advertising.

    • @ocranoccam4177
      @ocranoccam4177 4 роки тому +6

      @@jeremieb.8694 All publicity is good publicity? It at least gives name recognition. Plus, while he is technically making negative comments, the audience reaction is laughter, so the encoded association might wind up being positive.

  • @vowgallant4049
    @vowgallant4049 2 роки тому +5

    "Don't answer calls from numbers you don't recognize." Yeah, when you are job hunting, that is just not a fucking option.

  • @thebestkurootetsuro3460
    @thebestkurootetsuro3460 3 місяці тому +1

    "Thats right business daddy you've inherited a problem child"

  • @pallimpallum
    @pallimpallum 5 років тому +371

    Omg. John Oliver literally is an international treasure.

    • @ikkkkkkke1
      @ikkkkkkke1 5 років тому

      stop using the word literally wrong. thank you

    • @Jkjoannaki
      @Jkjoannaki 4 роки тому

      @@ikkkkkkke1 he costs a lot, so it's used correctly. Plus capitalism has also capitalized human beings

  • @livinlicious
    @livinlicious 5 років тому +233

    In Europe we dont have that. These people would be in jail so fast, its not even funny.
    I feel sorry for you guys.

    • @jaimedelgado7529
      @jaimedelgado7529 5 років тому +47

      no robocalls but we have free health care

    • @mabremuzikazadusu2
      @mabremuzikazadusu2 5 років тому +15

      But they do make us use post and send letters all the time!

    • @PensAndPixelsWendyHJ
      @PensAndPixelsWendyHJ 5 років тому +26

      @@jaimedelgado7529 Don't you mean no robocalls AND you have free healthcare? 😁

    • @makyx4303
      @makyx4303 5 років тому +3

      I mean there are a like 2 a month but not 50% of all calls

    • @marktimmermans1
      @marktimmermans1 5 років тому +12

      Oh my friend, we definitely have some form of robocalling in the eu.

  • @JBri5678
    @JBri5678 4 роки тому +8

    Ahhh just watched this after the USPS episode, where he tries to help save the post office with custom stamps 😂

  • @thecompany9096
    @thecompany9096 12 днів тому

    You’re doing gods work John. Blessed be you.

  • @randomtrucks
    @randomtrucks 5 років тому +2120

    me every day: (laughs) I am a real person!

    • @tjs200
      @tjs200 5 років тому +54

      oh fuck. They're among us

    • @EclecticFruit
      @EclecticFruit 5 років тому +10

      Oh good. It's just, you were looking at me funny for a second there. Whew.

    • @redstonecasey4713
      @redstonecasey4713 5 років тому +9

      I am a normal meat-person, just like you!

    • @r-robertson-d
      @r-robertson-d 5 років тому +1

      Mood

    • @AceRasputin
      @AceRasputin 5 років тому +5

      Mark Zuckerberg?

  • @helghastslayah1367
    @helghastslayah1367 5 років тому +433

    MARCH 11, 2019. John OLIVER DECLARES WAR ON THE FCC. AGAIN.

    • @doncooperjr4817
      @doncooperjr4817 5 років тому +1

      Again. Hehehe, I love it.

    • @lexzetusko
      @lexzetusko 5 років тому +21

      He will stop when they decide to not be shit. Only then will he return to Valhalla to feast and slumber until ragnarok, or Tuesday whichever is first

    • @laughingjack85
      @laughingjack85 5 років тому +18

      @cj p You do know that there is a resolution passing through the house that is being voted on to put net neutrality back up. And if you wanted an example then look no further than the Mendocino Wildfire. Do you not watch the news?

    • @philliph8991
      @philliph8991 5 років тому +1

      @cj p dumb

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 5 років тому +5

      cj p Dude, calm down. It’s a stupid show about a rat-faced Harry Potter bootleg doing stupid shit while adding politics into the mix. I think you care waaaaay too much about this

  • @Nynzy
    @Nynzy Місяць тому +1

    John's rant about cancellation was hilarious, and quite true~

  • @ranjanbiswas3233
    @ranjanbiswas3233 3 роки тому +1

    "I've Been Trying to Reach You about Your Car Extended Warranty" 😁😁

  • @jayarby8494
    @jayarby8494 5 років тому +1155

    Bout time I should get some sleep.....
    * new Last Week Tonight piece pops up in my feed *
    Who needs sleep?

  • @FondestAlloy56
    @FondestAlloy56 5 років тому +2959

    I get IRS calls... and I'm in Canada

    • @mylesgray3470
      @mylesgray3470 5 років тому +215

      Dakota Gerrior The IRS scam may end up calling every cellphone in the world before it’s done. I have about 100 warrants out for my arrest for the taxes I paid last year apparently. I better not cross any borders.

    • @FondestAlloy56
      @FondestAlloy56 5 років тому +19

      @@shadowfax333 Anime called Quintisential quintuplets (i spelled that wrong) Fan art of one of the characters, Miku, I found on a steam app called 'wallpaper engine'

    • @FondestAlloy56
      @FondestAlloy56 5 років тому +5

      @@shadowfax333 np

    • @EnsignRicky011
      @EnsignRicky011 5 років тому +18

      Oh those are fun to screw with! I called them back six times in increasingly ridiculous accents ending with Tommy Wiseau!

    • @RandomStranger246
      @RandomStranger246 5 років тому

      Me too! 🤦‍♀️

  • @Spoonicks
    @Spoonicks 4 роки тому +8

    lol my phone got 200+ robocalls a month. It was a large reason why I refused to pick up the phone at all. Most of them were informing me about my car's warranty expiration date (cute, I don't have a car), but some of them were pretty freakin' scary to listen to the voicemail with. Sure, I knew they were robocalls, but when it's 10AM and you're just having a nice breakfast it's pretty startling to get a voicemail that was saying that I was required to go to court because of a federal offense I'd apparently committed and they needed my social security number.
    Damn guys feckin' CHILL.

  • @sstaners1234
    @sstaners1234 Рік тому +12

    The only thing that is messed up about this is when people actually believe the person on the other end.

  • @facepalmdaily4404
    @facepalmdaily4404 5 років тому +219

    I started getting way, WAY less robocalls when I started telling the scam artists I was dead. I'd wait till they transferred me to an actual live person and tell them, "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but she passed away a few days ago. I'm just hanging on to her phone for a couple days in case her friends who may not know try to call her."
    It works like a charm. They actually remove the number from the list. They can't scam money from a dead person.

    • @SumoLucas
      @SumoLucas Рік тому +16

      Old comment but my latest strategy has been saying “oh, I’m 16”
      I’m not 16, but for some reason scammers don’t want to sign me up for Medicare when I tell them I’m 16. They usually hang up pretty quickly and stop calling when I tell them that.

    • @transsnack
      @transsnack 6 місяців тому +9

      Ik it's old, but I put on a very bored secretarial voice and say "By continuing this call, you are consenting to being recorded for review by the FTC for screening purposes," followed by a beep. If it's a real person on the other end, they tend to hang up pretty fast and black list the number.

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish 5 років тому +1527

    It would be *awfully* nice of your tech guys to explain to us viewers how to set up similar robocalls. *After all, Ajit Pai has proven that he's willing to listen to thousands of robots impersonating real people instead of the actual public, as shown with the Net Neutrality debacle.*
    If we could get these lovely 1,959,049 viewers to each set up an individual robo-call, I think we'd get the message through eventually.

    • @nathanmckenzie904
      @nathanmckenzie904 5 років тому +67

      You're welcome
      ua-cam.com/video/-1Guk07OVBI/v-deo.html

    • @Bigvs.Dickvs
      @Bigvs.Dickvs 5 років тому +29

      Here you are, honey:
      bfy.tw/MhWj

    • @JulianUccetta
      @JulianUccetta 5 років тому +12

      You can find some free VOIP software and set up a cheap sip trunk w/ as many numbers as you can afford (more the merrier, they will get blocked) and a lot of SIP software has robocall options built in. Google up some tutorials

    • @justinkashtock333
      @justinkashtock333 5 років тому +2

      There's an app for that.

    • @patw9175
      @patw9175 5 років тому +7

      Got you guys: bfy.tw/MhZX

  • @KingQwertzlbrmpf
    @KingQwertzlbrmpf 4 роки тому +3

    Meanwhile me in germany i had exactly two robocalls in my entire life. The first one was from the national bureau of statistics and the second was from the robert-koch insititute, both were real people on the other end of the line, both were for the purpose of statistics, both opened with a very polite "do you want to participate in this study?", both ended with "do you want your number erased from our database?"

  • @slyloxm.6260
    @slyloxm.6260 3 місяці тому

    5:20 John staring blankly into the camera devoid of all logic and reasoning and then just saying “Kewl” is such a mood 😂

  • @Dispo030
    @Dispo030 5 років тому +621

    Robocalls? Never heard about it. Regards from the EU.

    • @Draqshorul
      @Draqshorul 5 років тому +59

      Laughs in GDPR

    • @lulul0l039
      @lulul0l039 5 років тому +46

      Ya, I didn't have any idea there was big problem. That call was pretty authentic sounding too, they even got decent laugh track😨. I can see people getting easily screwed, especially in US.

    • @Nexus9118
      @Nexus9118 5 років тому +1

      @@Draqshorul That's not how robocalling works. I get calls from China and in Chinese and it works by randomly trying different combinations of number

    • @johnygunn3188
      @johnygunn3188 5 років тому +1

      India uses this robocall system, but...GOOGLE has a firewall toward China and India. I can't access their servers with chrome,iexplorer, etc...so we don't see flood yet, unless google wants it.

    • @Nexus9118
      @Nexus9118 5 років тому +8

      @@johnygunn3188 Google doesn't exist in China yet

  • @sunnycooper9440
    @sunnycooper9440 5 років тому +479

    John truly is Chaotic Good and I love it!!

  • @Swordslash
    @Swordslash Рік тому +4

    John's rant about stamps is even funnier when you see the amount of cash-filled letters he sent during the Televangelist episode. Can't imagine how angry that made him.

  • @nupurvarty
    @nupurvarty 5 років тому +355

    You like that, business daddy? Johnny's acting up again.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @squeakbutt
      @squeakbutt 5 років тому +18

      “You inherited a real problem child” 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @joey7095
      @joey7095 5 років тому +4

      @@squeakbutt hahaha that's the one that had me rollin

    • @nupurvarty
      @nupurvarty 5 років тому +3

      @@joey7095 and the dancing 😍😍

    • @OndraZostrova
      @OndraZostrova 5 років тому +3

      It´s actually an advertisment for them, but it´s subtle and funny, so why not :)

    • @shaileshrana7165
      @shaileshrana7165 5 років тому +2

      I love when he's a ballsy pain in the ass

  • @RhondaFizzleflint
    @RhondaFizzleflint 5 років тому +656

    This happens when your Government of the people, by the people, for the people, perished from the Earth and got replaced by a Government of the Corporations, by the corporations, for the corporations!

    • @Mictla155
      @Mictla155 5 років тому +6

      Yeppers.

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn 5 років тому +10

      we have a winner

    • @reengineer7558
      @reengineer7558 5 років тому +32

      Haven't you heard? The Supreme Court ruled a while ago that corporations are people just like us!! Hooray!!!

    • @5pctLowBattery
      @5pctLowBattery 5 років тому +7

      I’m can’t remember the name of that futuristic show that mentioned “Corporate Congress”
      Edit: Continuum
      The plot centres on the conflict between a group of terrorists from the year 2077 who time travel to Vancouver, British Columbia, in 2012, and a police officer who unintentionally accompanies them. In spite of being many years early, the terrorist group decides to continue its violent campaign to stop corporations of the future from replacing governments, while the police officer endeavours to stop them without revealing to everyone that she and the terrorists are from the future.

    • @bluto212
      @bluto212 5 років тому +1

      Corporations are people too, friend.

  • @scottcshadd
    @scottcshadd 2 місяці тому

    I received a robo call right in the middle of this video. It was timed so perfectly. Thanks for the laugh robo caller!

  • @pakyomadapaka
    @pakyomadapaka 4 роки тому +2

    You won't buy a stamp? Make up your mind hahaha

  • @BergenDev
    @BergenDev 5 років тому +482

    This is what you get when you refuse to regulate anything. Enjoy.

    • @adrienkopish3220
      @adrienkopish3220 5 років тому +6

      BergenDev it’s not even lunchtime yet, I can only imagine what the rest of the ‘day’ will bring us and where we’ll be when all that dust settles. I’m going with.. hopefully dead!!

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 5 років тому +42

      Laws are useless because criminals will break them anyway.
      -this is 'Merican logic

    • @Red_Foxxy_Fox
      @Red_Foxxy_Fox 5 років тому +5

      Literally said DNC list is ignored despite existing.
      Regulations are not a magic fix.

    • @YangSunWoo
      @YangSunWoo 5 років тому +35

      Doing nothing is not a magic fix either.

    • @Nexus9118
      @Nexus9118 5 років тому

      @@YangSunWoo Except for the current administration, old administrations did. Also, the definition of robocalling hasn't changed. The whole concept of this video was too make Americans aware of the changes. Also, we get international robocalls as well which is well beyond their jurisdiction.

  • @MysteryMii
    @MysteryMii 5 років тому +954

    John keeps throwing shade on his network’s parent company like there’s no tomorrow!

    • @earumamaadu
      @earumamaadu 5 років тому

      Which company?

    • @youngjedi5599
      @youngjedi5599 5 років тому +2

      Earumamaadu I think he is referring to AT&T. Not sure though.

    • @diginaderose9618
      @diginaderose9618 5 років тому +11

      @@youngjedi5599 Yes he is referring to AT&T.

    • @frowlinian8175
      @frowlinian8175 5 років тому

      It's not like they could they do anything about it even if they wanted

    • @Frzned9x
      @Frzned9x 5 років тому +7

      @@frowlinian8175 they can just shut down the show ya know

  • @fawncannon1008
    @fawncannon1008 2 роки тому +1

    I literally just had a call come in while watching this show.... 2 years later.....

  • @mdeliacloherty
    @mdeliacloherty 25 днів тому

    My gosh it’s been YEARS with multiple years and I still guffawed when he said, “That man… is a goober.”

  • @luliby2309
    @luliby2309 5 років тому +491

    Not surprised that Ajit Pai is continuing to be a tool.
    John Oliver, you are a saint.

    • @samboujaiteh3331
      @samboujaiteh3331 5 років тому +4

      The dingo was a better babysitter.

    • @xarrik
      @xarrik 5 років тому +10

      @Rogerandi Noire John's not a saint? Ajit Pai isn't a tool? The dingo wasn't a better babysitter? These are are all just blanket true statements especially when you consider Pai was the imbecile to repeal Net Neutrality. John Oliver has pointed out many a problem that people otherwise might not know about making him very saintly as it shines a light on those who act ill toward us and our country.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +1

      The best come from England.

    • @trence5
      @trence5 5 років тому +1

      yeah, I had a feeling his name would come up.

    • @ryanr1701
      @ryanr1701 5 років тому +5

      Rogerandi Noire Not being an asshole is not a political bias.

  • @trentb3148
    @trentb3148 5 років тому +203

    Of course Ajit Pai supports robocalls. The man knows a thing or two about pretending to be human.

  • @emmaconder7854
    @emmaconder7854 4 роки тому

    John Oliver is a gift to mankind

  • @allysajohns5477
    @allysajohns5477 2 роки тому

    "Ladies and gentlemen, that man ... is a goober." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @styledbysands
    @styledbysands 5 років тому +439

    john oliver coming for AT&T is my new fav thing

    • @ismael1989
      @ismael1989 5 років тому +2

      Hi, do you know why he is coming for ATT , I think I missed the point or is it random . Thanks you.

    • @elogy890
      @elogy890 5 років тому +21

      @@ismael1989 HBO is owned by TimeWarner, which was taken over by AT&T recently.

    • @melissahallbauer4623
      @melissahallbauer4623 5 років тому +12

      @@ismael1989 AT&T bought Time Warner last year and appears to have taken over HBO last week. So they're now his bosses.

    • @peregrination3643
      @peregrination3643 5 років тому +12

      One of these days someone is going to have to make a clip of all his AT&T jokes.

    • @jubuttib
      @jubuttib 5 років тому +5

      @@ismael1989 And of course in case it wasn't obvious, aside from them being his boss, it's because AT&T sucks balls.

  • @Koop784
    @Koop784 5 років тому +105

    My phone rang when the button was pressed.
    It was a robocall, but not John Oliver. For a second, I thought that I was a sleeper agent for the FCC and just didn't know it.

  • @junfukushima6704
    @junfukushima6704 3 роки тому +5

    This has to be one of the most beautiful episodes of all. Just beautiful. I love it.

  • @rawrnicolebear
    @rawrnicolebear 3 роки тому +4

    his relationship with at&t reminds me of my relationship with my stepdad.

  • @npc6817
    @npc6817 5 років тому +160

    I am a real person!
    Yeah, but can you say "I am not a robot?"
    *_nervous laughter_*

    • @duyguozkann
      @duyguozkann 5 років тому +9

      I would feel very comfortable if you sad the words "I am not a robot"
      (LAUGHS) This *is* a real person on the line

    • @CRT601
      @CRT601 5 років тому

      does that mean that robots are real people?

    • @brandonayong7656
      @brandonayong7656 5 років тому +2

      i mean when you take the context out of that situation the guy sounded creepy too lol , like dude take a hint

  • @interstellary8473
    @interstellary8473 5 років тому +178

    *legend says that man is still asking the robot to say "can you please say I am not a robot."*

    • @Admiralty86
      @Admiralty86 5 років тому +19

      (Laughs)

    • @AlexVasiluta
      @AlexVasiluta 5 років тому +5

      I am a real person

    • @johnblunt6693
      @johnblunt6693 5 років тому +1

      *I am a real person*

    • @ximaxwellix
      @ximaxwellix 5 років тому +1

      Each time getting more desperate! Already crying and begging for 30 minutes before asking "can you PLEASE say 'I am not a robot?' please... i beg you..."
      Ask. Die. Repeat.

  • @meilaoshi9439
    @meilaoshi9439 6 місяців тому

    The ominous ringing over the swelling music at the end is a cinematic masterpiece

  • @TheBeraboy
    @TheBeraboy 4 роки тому +4

    HBO: "So, you only need money for a medium sized button?"
    John Oliver: "Yea, no need to overspend this tim..WAIT A MINUTE!"

  • @NortheastGamer
    @NortheastGamer 5 років тому +704

    "There is a live person here" Just made me think of a robot who cannot lie that has a person tied up in the back so she could satisfy her programming.

    • @sith4life375
      @sith4life375 5 років тому +10

      You win UA-cam, congratulations

    • @lumsdelj
      @lumsdelj 5 років тому +9

      This would make a great fiction story:) Do you write?

    • @NortheastGamer
      @NortheastGamer 5 років тому +4

      @@lumsdelj I do sometimes, never posted any of it or anything. Yourself? :)

    • @bunzeebear2973
      @bunzeebear2973 5 років тому +4

      That was interesting. She could not say "I am not a Robot" when asked 3 times to do that. A real person would do that "Just to see what the smart alex response would be or whatever"
      sort of like [Is your refrigerator running?...Then go catch it]
      (Robots do not know what a LIE is.) For it to laugh is also not a known robotic response (that I have come across)

    • @Ivy94F
      @Ivy94F 5 років тому +2

      I jumped on this comment to advise you to make this into fanfiction, just to realize I’m not the first one. Gotta tell u sumpn, right? 😉

  • @SplitSniper7
    @SplitSniper7 5 років тому +326

    Me: Robocalls are so annoying!
    John Oliver: hold my beer.

    • @edu-kt
      @edu-kt 5 років тому +5

      John Oliver: Hold my tea!

    • @danfred7127
      @danfred7127 5 років тому

      So not everyone's caught on yet that this "Hold My Beer" meme is cringe, huh? It makes me wince. It's weak. It's Shark Week.

    • @ManoredRed
      @ManoredRed 5 років тому +1

      @@edu-kt Hold my fancy British tea.