Alex Jones: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • Опубліковано 29 лип 2017
  • Alex Jones is known for pushing conspiracy theories, but he also spends a lot of time promoting his own products. John Oliver and a “doctor” “from” M.I.T. test out his marketing strategy.
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  • @TeddyPicker191
    @TeddyPicker191 6 років тому +4164

    To be fair, "WAKE UP AMERICA" coffee is pretty fucking genius.

    • @schplafff
      @schplafff 6 років тому +64

      ANd better than other coffees that straight up kill you dead.

    • @ThatFeelBr0
      @ThatFeelBr0 6 років тому +59

      So is cocaine...

    • @kaede6148
      @kaede6148 6 років тому +41

      *"WAKE UP AMERICA" covfefe
      FTFY

    • @gender_nihilism
      @gender_nihilism 6 років тому +29

      The best part is that he buys them in part from the Zapatistas, a Mexican and Central American anarchist (leftist anarchism, not the fake kind) group.

    • @mach2223
      @mach2223 6 років тому +23

      "WAKE UP AMERICA!" *Girl wakes up* "Who are you?" "I'm Erica."

  • @watcherobrien7331
    @watcherobrien7331 6 років тому +12811

    "the stuff is only found in comets.... and a trace amount in blueberries"
    That is the single greatest line i have ever heard.

    • @thegeneralpopulace8513
      @thegeneralpopulace8513 6 років тому +255

      Watcher O'Brien I know, right? It sounds like something you'd here GLADOS would say 😆!

    • @Speederzzz
      @Speederzzz 6 років тому +21

      Watcher O'Brien +

    • @awill891
      @awill891 6 років тому +183

      Sounds like a joke that would be said on 30 Rock.

    • @nfzeta128
      @nfzeta128 6 років тому +78

      I think people watch him for the same reason people like watching any rage/salt channel, for the chuckles. Then he has a loyal fanbase who actually follow his message and buy his stuff.

    • @thegeneralpopulace8513
      @thegeneralpopulace8513 6 років тому +3

      awill891 Hmm, does it? I've never watched 30 Rock.

  • @chickenwing1397
    @chickenwing1397 Рік тому +3609

    Watching this again because of his trial, and this is absolute gold.

    • @eljoel89
      @eljoel89 Рік тому +84

      Pretty sure Jones's attorney and the judge both hate his guts.

    • @Bagster321
      @Bagster321 Рік тому +58

      Man has to pay $45 million...should be fucking more. Hope those Rolexs go to the payments

    • @Krotas_DeityofConflicts
      @Krotas_DeityofConflicts Рік тому

      That chemical turning frogs gay is real though. Look it up

    • @Bagster321
      @Bagster321 Рік тому +8

      @@Krotas_DeityofConflicts 1 thing he got partially right out of...10000+?

    • @Krotas_DeityofConflicts
      @Krotas_DeityofConflicts Рік тому

      @@Bagster321 he got many things right and wrong. There are sufficient conspiracies that tur. out to be true that it is not surprising that there would be people like Alex Jones. To just hate him is equally stupid. He even apologised for Sandy Hook

  • @jobinapocus6812
    @jobinapocus6812 Рік тому +2499

    I wish John Oliver would do a new update episode on Alex Jones. This is one of my favorite episodes.

    • @greggstrasser5791
      @greggstrasser5791 Рік тому +1

      I wish he’d go back to UK and STFU.

    • @amcdonald7479
      @amcdonald7479 Рік тому

      I wish John Oliver would stop being a paid globalist narrative pusher. Bet he visits islands as well.

    • @greggstrasser5791
      @greggstrasser5791 Рік тому +8

      @@amcdonald7479
      Your comment got banned.
      )-:

    • @christianness8983
      @christianness8983 Рік тому +9

      Oh now he's definitely going to have to do one

    • @amcdonald7479
      @amcdonald7479 Рік тому

      Why are Americans cheering on the most obvious show trial in history? Murderers get more rights than this guy. They have paid less in court settlements for damages as well. Apparently words are worse than murders.... america has become very shameful and not many of us take you serious anymore. You are all trained to pick a team/side and burn to the ground anyone not in your group. You dont even care about democracy or being fair. Just burn that man! Dont be suprised when the public outside America start siding with Russia. Who even runs America? You telling me that man with dementia runs something other than his toilet schedule?

  • @asaacisimov8621
    @asaacisimov8621 4 роки тому +7192

    My favorite Alex Jones quote:
    "I don't smoke weed, it makes me paranoid."

    • @crispiygonzo3816
      @crispiygonzo3816 4 роки тому +607

      What would a "paranoid" Alex Jones act like and say. I can't even imagine.

    • @bobbys2643
      @bobbys2643 4 роки тому +337

      @@crispiygonzo3816 It's probably like adderal, it makes people without adhd going, but makes adhd people calm. He might act like a normal person lol

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 роки тому +44

      This comment is currently at 420 likes. Ain't no way I'm messing with that kind of a coinkydink, bud.

    • @laela6289
      @laela6289 4 роки тому +5

      Asaac Isimov 😂😂😂😂

    • @ShantyIrishman
      @ShantyIrishman 4 роки тому +53

      Alex Jones smokes weed once a year to see what George Soros is putting in the pot, his words, not mine.

  • @asiapugh7137
    @asiapugh7137 4 роки тому +10413

    It's nice to watch a John Oliver episode with laughing in the background again

    • @sandilesibanyoni2244
      @sandilesibanyoni2244 4 роки тому +177

      And not about trump 😂

    • @vicmartone
      @vicmartone 4 роки тому +328

      After the OAN episode, was nice hearing about a balanced and behaved news outlet like info wars

    • @LordShrecc
      @LordShrecc 4 роки тому +11

      I felt that...

    • @blaisemacpherson7637
      @blaisemacpherson7637 4 роки тому +34

      Oh you didn't search for this either?

    • @Thewhiteandorange
      @Thewhiteandorange 4 роки тому +31

      most of us didnt search for this

  • @SerpentiCaptain
    @SerpentiCaptain 2 роки тому +497

    I just have this vision of John and the writers around a conference table, staring down glasses of chilled chocolate chicken carcass slop, each silently daring each other to go first. Someone raises their glass and counts down from three. Nobody moves, not even the counter. Then, without warning, an intern bursts into the room, snatches a glass of Hexxus' ambrosia, and-a "YOLO" as their battle cry-downs it. There is silence. The intern begins to glow, and their consciousness expands, sharing the burden of their experience mind-to-mind. The intern vanishes; whether they have ascended to a higher plane or vanished into a vengeful avian hell, only the dead know. John pales; he may just have to find out on the air...

    • @beachcomber2008
      @beachcomber2008 Рік тому +29

      Imaginative. Do more.

    • @geekgirl_luv4262
      @geekgirl_luv4262 Рік тому +22

      Just out of curiosity, did you happen to have this vision when you were high? 😂

    • @yipperdeyip
      @yipperdeyip 4 місяці тому

      So this is the type pf autism that enjoys this show's painfully unfunny, lack of any sense od humour.
      Aka redditors

  • @allegedactor126
    @allegedactor126 11 місяців тому +43

    I totally lost it when the good “doctor” kept rubbing that cardboard taint and smiling.
    Jack McBrayer is a goddamn scream.

  • @penguinpenguinson224
    @penguinpenguinson224 4 роки тому +2964

    Alex Jones sounds like a GTA radio station mocking the far right

    • @vicmartone
      @vicmartone 4 роки тому +86

      Have you seen J. J. Jameson's podcast on the spider man game

    • @stone1andonly
      @stone1andonly 4 роки тому +112

      I think you're mildly confused - that GTA radio station is mocking Alex Jones *&* the far right.

    • @WhatisASMR
      @WhatisASMR 4 роки тому +56

      "Now I'll tell you about morality. Morality is what I say is right, and immorality is what I say is wrong."
      -Pastor Richards

    • @ogrobc69
      @ogrobc69 4 роки тому +14

      Good ole Lazlo🤣😂

    • @intelligenceservices
      @intelligenceservices 4 роки тому +2

      search UA-cam for "Orange Drink Bill Hicks"

  • @jessemotte999
    @jessemotte999 4 роки тому +3787

    John saying “don’t call me boy” is the closest thing I’ve ever seen to him getting in a fight lol

    • @anomalocaris2593
      @anomalocaris2593 4 роки тому +53

      What about when he got into a fight with Chii-san? Rock still hasn't responded will he help

    • @jessemotte999
      @jessemotte999 4 роки тому +3

      Eternal Carnage oh I don’t remind that will you link me?

    • @anomalocaris2593
      @anomalocaris2593 4 роки тому +4

      @@jessemotte999 It is in the channel titled chii-san

    • @jessemotte999
      @jessemotte999 4 роки тому +3

      Eternal Carnage thank you !

    • @magicalgirl1296
      @magicalgirl1296 4 роки тому +57

      Well there's "eat shit Bob"

  • @raptorcharly8055
    @raptorcharly8055 Рік тому +1608

    Who else is here after Alex Jones's lawyers accidentally handed over all his data to lawyers for the Sandy Hook parents to revel in just how awful of a guy is getting what was coming to him?

    • @thatoneguy1035
      @thatoneguy1035 Рік тому +1

      Really hoping that pile of maggots in a human disguise gets slammed for as much as is possible. Also hoping, once he does, we get an episode about it.

    • @rachelnelson4796
      @rachelnelson4796 Рік тому +14

      Me 😁

    • @robincatluv7173
      @robincatluv7173 Рік тому +8

      Me

    • @bewareofsasquatch
      @bewareofsasquatch Рік тому +22

      Rewatching it for the 10th time cause this has been alway been great and when I first saw this video I was hoping someday he would get screwed and Christmas came in early!

    • @youtubestuff683
      @youtubestuff683 Рік тому +12

      Slowly, but surely Karma comes for all.

  • @gentleeyes
    @gentleeyes Рік тому +499

    This is so much sweeter today, after Alex’s lawyer “accidentally” dropped the bomb on him.

    • @nicbarrax76
      @nicbarrax76 Рік тому +33

      Alex lawyer: *Fuck it. I'm so ready to get disbarred for this piece of shit. Hold my beer.*

    • @notroll1279
      @notroll1279 Рік тому +26

      @@nicbarrax76 That's the kind of lawyer who accepts AJ as a client and says in court he has the honour to represent him and his companies. Every law firm smart or ethical enough ran for the hills when he approached them so that's where he ended up.

    • @paulsanders860
      @paulsanders860 Рік тому +7

      I'm with you there, it's just too much of a coincidence.

  • @JavaKittie
    @JavaKittie 3 роки тому +3791

    “They want to hear somebody that can speak to them and touch them inside.”
    I feel violated

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 3 роки тому +73

      You and me both.

    • @jinxed7915
      @jinxed7915 3 роки тому +75

      I need an adult.

    • @MaidMirawyn
      @MaidMirawyn 3 роки тому +68

      Well, who actually thought Alex Jones understood consent? He IS a Trump fanboy…

    • @steelmag9
      @steelmag9 3 роки тому +13

      Me too! Help! I need an adult!

    • @cgntvedssnnc
      @cgntvedssnnc 3 роки тому +6

      Shhhh.....

  • @creativeandfunnyname3744
    @creativeandfunnyname3744 3 роки тому +1885

    Graphics department: "What do we need to help the point?"
    John Oliver: "Words Fucking"

    • @amehak1922
      @amehak1922 3 роки тому +82

      The accountants for this show must drink every night after work.

    • @runawaysparklers622
      @runawaysparklers622 2 роки тому +71

      @@amehak1922 Probably drinking buddies with the attorneys.

    • @karolynfeeksmaws5676
      @karolynfeeksmaws5676 2 роки тому +17

      Well, it helped me understand. It was a great visual.

    • @TheNinthGenerarion
      @TheNinthGenerarion 2 роки тому +8

      @@amehak1922 watch the SLAPP suits episode

    • @amehak1922
      @amehak1922 2 роки тому +3

      @@TheNinthGenerarion i have

  • @dmcyhmw
    @dmcyhmw Рік тому +182

    This video aged like fine wine with the news today!

  • @ryanwilson5782
    @ryanwilson5782 Рік тому +757

    This episode is just a little sweeter after Jones was ordered by a judge to pay over $4,000,000 to the parents of Sandy Hook victims.

    • @BarnyWaterg8
      @BarnyWaterg8 Рік тому +53

      The 40M hitting today hits different

    • @nateexists6292
      @nateexists6292 Рік тому +4

      @@BarnyWaterg8 ikr

    • @magicrainbowkitties1023
      @magicrainbowkitties1023 Рік тому +20

      Btw those two numbers are only 2 of the families affected. There's plenty more money to give out XD

    • @nateexists6292
      @nateexists6292 Рік тому +49

      @Jimmy Serafin do we find joy? No. We do, however, find satisfaction with a liar whose lies have immensely and irreversibly harmed the grieving parents of dead children being held accountable. This is a lesson to him and people like him not to lie on the internet for money. Conspiracy theorists don't give a shit about who they hurt, but after this they might. This isn't about being happy about suffering, it's about the criminal justice system finally doing its job.

    • @magicrainbowkitties1023
      @magicrainbowkitties1023 Рік тому +39

      @Jimmy Serafin Why yes, we do find joy in a bunch of families who lost their children in a preventable tragedy finally getting the compensation and justice they deserve from someone who's lied about their dead children and trauma. We find joy in a reprehensible liar finally getting his empire of lies and fearmongering exposed for the horrible, fetid cesspit of exploitation and violence that it is. Why would we not find joy in the fact that people who were legitimately hurt by him are finally getting the justice they so clearly need and deserve?

  • @jackoo666
    @jackoo666 6 років тому +2679

    "this stuff is only found in comets....and trace amounts in bluberries" I laughed so hard i nearly spit out my blue berries

    • @ReasonReport
      @ReasonReport 6 років тому +9

      Look it up. Bio-PQQ

    • @quintonmorris11
      @quintonmorris11 6 років тому +15

      I love blewbs

    • @My-Pal-Hal
      @My-Pal-Hal 6 років тому +37

      ReasonReport
      Look WHAT UP ???
      THAT IT CAME FROM COMETS.
      ...really...
      Where'd YOU look it up...
      some Alex Jones guy.
      Cause it sounds like He's got your credit card number.
      That's funnier than Comets by far

    • @rhyolitic
      @rhyolitic 6 років тому +41

      It is hilarious. Pyrroloquinoline quinone is found in a whole bunch of different foods... tofu, soybeans, green pepper. Even found in human breast milk. Also no significant in vitro studies exist. Thought to be similar to vitamin B.

    • @LaughingManRa
      @LaughingManRa 6 років тому +54

      I nearly spit out my comets!

  • @jahazielcipolla
    @jahazielcipolla 6 років тому +813

    Bank: "So, why did you say you wanted to loan out 1 million dollars?"
    Me: "WIPES FOR MY PERINEAL AREA, GODDAMIT!"

    • @TomDeVito
      @TomDeVito 6 років тому +5

      Jahaziel Cipolla 😂😂

    • @RedNiel100
      @RedNiel100 6 років тому +38

      I mean, it's still a small loan
      of a million dollars

    • @L1701
      @L1701 6 років тому +23

      "I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! YOU'RE ONE OF THE GAY FROG MUTANT FISHMEN COMING TO KILL ME! GET BEHIND ME SATAN BUY MY MERCHANDIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!"

    • @Gameover-vo2pq
      @Gameover-vo2pq 6 років тому +1

      Loy Turns lololololollllop lo llollolololollo

  • @MotorTorq_ZA
    @MotorTorq_ZA 6 місяців тому +26

    Alex Jones is like a cross between Dr Eggman and Yosemite Sam in real life

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 2 місяці тому +1

      With the vocal range of Sam Kinnison..

  • @Darkn3ss17
    @Darkn3ss17 Рік тому +335

    Who's here celebrating Alex finally getting what was a long time coming to him? I am honestly so happy something is finally happening and I have nothing but respect to the parents for sticking it out.

    • @geoffreyharris5931
      @geoffreyharris5931 Рік тому +8

      I am. He is getting burned to the tune of $45.4 million so far hopefully.

    • @lacecurtainirish
      @lacecurtainirish Рік тому +8

      I would celebrate more if his followers would realize what he is. Unfortunately they seem to be doubling down on their praise, complaining that the trial was a sham.

    • @ibanezkiddo
      @ibanezkiddo Рік тому

      Yeah they also got like 70 million out of remmington for the crime of making a gun legally. Funny that the cases they brought against the police and government were thrown out but their cases against the gun manufacturer and some guy who said some shit are golden. Justice at work as you say

    • @pugachevskobra5636
      @pugachevskobra5636 Рік тому

      What? How did you get that from this topic???

    • @ibanezkiddo
      @ibanezkiddo Рік тому

      @@pugachevskobra5636 how did I get to other people they have sued on a video specific to one person they sued. You're right I'm making wild leaps

  • @babyhuey6342
    @babyhuey6342 2 роки тому +1040

    11:19 "I do research all the time." is the scientific equivalent of "You don't know her, she goes to a different school."

    • @thepoopman9951
      @thepoopman9951 2 роки тому +15

      It’s funny because he reported on Jeffery Epstein 15 years ago before anyone knew who that guy was🤣 you guys just can’t stand that he’s right about so much stuff

    • @younicbic
      @younicbic 2 роки тому +5

      That's what ill say when ill be asked for titles

    • @mishaf19
      @mishaf19 2 роки тому +30

      @@thepoopman9951 I guess this “fact” you haven’t cited proves Jones is right about everything, thanks logic.

    • @thepoopman9951
      @thepoopman9951 2 роки тому +4

      @@mishaf19 like the FACT that he was right about bohemian grove 15 years before anyone knew what it was, that fact and he told us about Epstein island 15 years ago and no one believed him

    • @abegarfield543
      @abegarfield543 2 роки тому +14

      @@thepoopman9951
      Jones is friends with Trump,
      Epstein's top client.
      So,AJ Knew about Epstein because he was there,
      noncing minors.

  • @SusanP99
    @SusanP99 2 роки тому +2936

    I never, never, never get tired of re-watching this episode. Pure gold.

    • @ykMMD
      @ykMMD 2 роки тому +15

      Same !

    • @joshlock4627
      @joshlock4627 2 роки тому +20

      How ??? Oliver makes zero sense,. Cannot out tuck the terminator

    • @youpkroon7594
      @youpkroon7594 2 роки тому +10

      But I like Alex

    • @gsp4prez
      @gsp4prez 2 роки тому +15

      @@youpkroon7594 why?

    • @charleswomack2166
      @charleswomack2166 2 роки тому +10

      @@gsp4prez Because he is so ridiculous! It's entertaining. I do not take him seriously.

  • @KellySmith-gp9tq
    @KellySmith-gp9tq Рік тому +80

    Rewatching this with much laughter after his disastrous trial. John needs to do an update. We need to split a gut from laughing so hard.

  • @Steve_Hayden
    @Steve_Hayden Рік тому +240

    5 years later, after his loss in court. He just lost $49 million. I love watching this show.

    • @greggstrasser5791
      @greggstrasser5791 Рік тому

      Ya. Because I get my truth from the courts.

    • @Steve_Hayden
      @Steve_Hayden Рік тому +18

      @@greggstrasser5791Oh I'm sure you got your facts from this court case. You know, cause he indirectly pleaded guilty ( knowing if he didn't turn in documents and his phone like the judge ordered, that the judge would render a direct verdict of guilty. Knowing all that, Jones choose not to turn in any of those items)
      If you watched that court case (which I'm sure you did, cause why wouldn't you) you see him many times say "I'm sorry, I was wrong" to the ppl that charged him.

    • @greggstrasser5791
      @greggstrasser5791 Рік тому

      @@Steve_Hayden
      No. I didn’t watch the court case. I don’t watch John Oliver anymore either. I don’t own a TV. You should try it.

    • @Steve_Hayden
      @Steve_Hayden Рік тому

      @@greggstrasser5791 But you watch John Oliver on a computer or your phone???
      Well, if you had watched it, Jones admits, under oath that he lied and made it all up.
      So I'm guessing you aren't a fan of truth and facts.

    • @greggstrasser5791
      @greggstrasser5791 Рік тому

      @@Steve_Hayden
      You guessed wrong. Which is why I don’t use courts and John Oliver as news.
      So you guys still do that, huh?
      You’d burn 90 min on Oliver, Stewart and some other spin-off and watch an hour of CNN just so you can say you watch real news?
      Get a life.

  • @PegasusSeiya31
    @PegasusSeiya31 6 років тому +2688

    Alex Jones is like the adult version of Eric Cartman.

    • @Raidmasterprod
      @Raidmasterprod 6 років тому +32

      Tyrell Watson Perfect comment!

    • @cryingwithrage
      @cryingwithrage 6 років тому +8

      Tyrell Watson I was thinking that also.

    • @realrocker777
      @realrocker777 6 років тому +12

      BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @purplexninjamom
      @purplexninjamom 6 років тому +66

      so respect his authoritaaaaaah :P

    • @volumedealer2716
      @volumedealer2716 6 років тому +3

      Atleast he's not a normie pleb like yourself.

  • @FowlCanuck
    @FowlCanuck 6 років тому +4982

    Alex Jones is pretty funny if you just pretend his show is an extended Saturday Night Live skit.

    • @oneshotrobb7272
      @oneshotrobb7272 6 років тому +6

      Fowl Canuck rns

    • @Biggles_mets
      @Biggles_mets 6 років тому +41

      that is what i do lol

    • @breakingcymbalsstudios6738
      @breakingcymbalsstudios6738 6 років тому +166

      The bad thing is that some people aren't smart enough to not get manipulated by Alex. What was his last one? Like a secret sex colony on Mars that NASA was hiding LOL!? People now think NASAs been hiding a colony on Mars.

    • @tmcdowell7977
      @tmcdowell7977 6 років тому +3

      Seth Kucharski you are smart enough.

    • @MrMihenry123
      @MrMihenry123 6 років тому +87

      Justifyed - Political and social satire are an American tradition and art form. Mr. Jones peddles insanity, and then makes money off of lies. There is no comparison as to the level of misrepresentation between the two. There are no right wing comedians because there is nothing funny about the rich avoiding taxes at the expense of the working poor.

  • @GeneNerd
    @GeneNerd Рік тому +28

    I still love how he says "this substance isn't like the super high tech stuff made in laboratories" that then proceeds to explain exactly how a laboratory Genetically Modified Organism is used to make a substances.

  • @mvarick1
    @mvarick1 10 місяців тому +5

    "Tactical Taint Wipe". One of the funniest things I've heard.

  • @ismailbaied8503
    @ismailbaied8503 4 роки тому +2487

    They should recreate all these clips with Nicolas Cage as Alex Jones

    • @vickerandflips8061
      @vickerandflips8061 3 роки тому +61

      I'd watch that

    • @cradleofanal
      @cradleofanal 3 роки тому +54

      That will be cages comeback movie.. you know alex jones will have a movie based on his life..

    • @susanma4899
      @susanma4899 3 роки тому +13

      "AM I GETTING THROUGH TO YOU, ALVA?!?"

    • @warrickgirl37
      @warrickgirl37 3 роки тому +14

      I’d pay good money to see that shit

    • @Kiki-wq5tj
      @Kiki-wq5tj 3 роки тому +5

      Two men involved with Epstein

  • @nataliabae3149
    @nataliabae3149 4 роки тому +4395

    So he’s a televangelist, but he talks about conspiracies instead of religion.

    • @Quintusblake
      @Quintusblake 4 роки тому +147

      Same thing basically

    • @gregorym3167
      @gregorym3167 4 роки тому +53

      I am only 4 minutes into this segment and I was about to say Jones is nothing more than a televangelist.

    • @ZIEIaou
      @ZIEIaou 4 роки тому +19

      @@Quintusblake well there are some concpiracies based on facts but no religions (not to discredit religion or give credit to alex jones)

    • @alexreid4131
      @alexreid4131 4 роки тому +6

      Pretty much.

    • @mohamedbasel5249
      @mohamedbasel5249 4 роки тому +5

      I was gonna say the same thing😂😂

  • @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.
    @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993. Рік тому +15

    " Turn the freaking frogs gay" is a pillar, an institution of meme history.

    • @tettazwo9865
      @tettazwo9865 4 дні тому

      ua-cam.com/video/9JRLCBb7qK8/v-deo.htmlsi=swBLJYam1cthHhA2

  • @srawat27
    @srawat27 Рік тому +97

    I swear if Alex Jones dropped the whole news source thing and became a Stand up Comic, he'd be so successful....lmao. He needs to rebrand.

    • @tommikaelsen9149
      @tommikaelsen9149 Рік тому +3

      Sam Kineson?

    • @TNTkeynine
      @TNTkeynine Рік тому +3

      It would definitely help him recover after all the defamation lawsuits XD

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 Рік тому +2

      so gravelly voiced Sam Kinison?

    • @tommikaelsen9149
      @tommikaelsen9149 Рік тому +1

      @@victorm152 yeah, but much less funny.

    • @AlexOrozco-Social-Pariah
      @AlexOrozco-Social-Pariah Рік тому

      he's already a mascot of himself, he'd just need to hang a board in his belly saying "Sketch comedy routine, don't take me seriously pls"

  • @CodySharpe
    @CodySharpe 6 років тому +857

    In a brighter timeline, Alex Jones found his true calling as the greatest pro wrestling manager of all time.

  • @erickrehbiel2837
    @erickrehbiel2837 6 років тому +1194

    Ok, the 1 million dollar taint wipes aren't so bad, but do you really have to charge $9.95 for shipping!?

    • @Tom44224
      @Tom44224 6 років тому +58

      I got the free ground shipping discount on mine.

    • @highpriest82
      @highpriest82 6 років тому +107

      Jon Oliver may have to sell his house if you don't pay that shipping charge

    • @izellets7361
      @izellets7361 6 років тому +17

      I was redirected to a HBO store, how do you get these wipes? :-'(

    • @jameswightman6347
      @jameswightman6347 6 років тому +26

      buy them there. the proceeds go to Doctors Without Borders

    • @BlackSharkfr
      @BlackSharkfr 6 років тому +6

      I was redirected to HBO's European store. The million dollar wipes aren't listed there.

  • @dantruss84
    @dantruss84 Рік тому +31

    This is by far one of the funniest LWT shows, this and the coal goblin one.
    Love you J.Oliver and your staff are amazing.

  • @user-un7kb7br6m
    @user-un7kb7br6m Рік тому +122

    Who is here after Alex Jones has been proved of lying about sandy hook and has to pay 4.1 million to two parents?

  • @ultimate-venom-games
    @ultimate-venom-games 3 роки тому +1351

    "A crystalline form, you absorb it", he says while touching his nose.
    Coincidence? I think not.

    • @EdaugEthanbYT
      @EdaugEthanbYT 3 роки тому +50

      No wonder he’s saying we need to reopen. He’s running low on his supply

    • @Sarah-oj7bh
      @Sarah-oj7bh 2 роки тому +6

      I was going to make the same remark!

    • @oxymoron02
      @oxymoron02 2 роки тому +16

      I caught that too. The subconscious mind is terrible at masking the truth.

    • @calvinaccount1339
      @calvinaccount1339 2 роки тому +5

      Coca-cola

    • @Mat-sc3kt
      @Mat-sc3kt 2 роки тому

      Watch the ppl who psychologically analyse ppls body language they debunk that myth. If u just UA-cam it u will find it

  • @Ingy823
    @Ingy823 3 роки тому +1314

    “British accent is intellectual”, he clearly has never seen The Only Way Is Essex or Geordie Shore 😂😂😂

    • @luckystriker842
      @luckystriker842 3 роки тому +27

      Or John Oliver.

    • @soonerwhirle
      @soonerwhirle 3 роки тому +9

      Or any Benny Hill.....

    • @kaleiann4287
      @kaleiann4287 3 роки тому +30

      Or Love Island

    • @jordan12374
      @jordan12374 3 роки тому +6

      These guys are nothing, there’s nothing like brummies and scousers.

    • @Kaltagstar96
      @Kaltagstar96 3 роки тому +13

      Part of me just wants to watch Alex Jones watch TOWIE or Geordie Shore, as a Geordie, he'd be the only person to sound more ridiculous then the people on that show.

  • @ykMMD
    @ykMMD Рік тому +62

    Infowipes is such a good pun. Props to John and his team :')

  • @tmiller1079
    @tmiller1079 10 місяців тому +43

    If Alex is using his own product, then the side effects looks pretty terrifying

  • @verdrang5614
    @verdrang5614 6 років тому +572

    Okay, Jones isn't exactly the best human being. Check.
    BUT.
    "Wake up America" as a name for a coffee blend? That's arguably funny.^^

  • @TCMusic-iv4nd
    @TCMusic-iv4nd 4 роки тому +608

    I can't imagine being Last Week Tonight's accountant:
    "He wants to spend HOW MUCH on WHAT?!"

    • @muckstar23
      @muckstar23 4 роки тому +9

      Pennies to them

    • @motorcity13
      @motorcity13 4 роки тому +44

      He spent almost $400 on the TELEVANGELIST episode. It’s one his best episodes. He even started a church for a month to prove a point. BRILLIANT!

    • @benwarner2940
      @benwarner2940 4 роки тому +37

      I think you guys are forgetting the giant train set and the wax presidents. He was on Russell Howard’s show and said his favorite thing is spending hbos huge amount of resources on “the most ridiculous shit we can”

    • @franciscojcsa6127
      @franciscojcsa6127 4 роки тому +21

      HBO's accounting office is just a bottomless pit of subscription money, don't worry about it

    • @MrHistory269
      @MrHistory269 4 роки тому +1

      XD

  • @tshego950
    @tshego950 Рік тому +25

    Watching this again because of his verdict, and this is absolute gold.

  • @michaelishihara5871
    @michaelishihara5871 Рік тому +2

    "This stuff is only found in comets. And in trace amounts in blueberries." always gets me lol like what?

  • @hayberdasher8625
    @hayberdasher8625 4 роки тому +606

    45 million years ago, interstellar blueberries crashed into the Earth and turned all the dinosaurs gay

    • @vidzeerox
      @vidzeerox 4 роки тому +22

      Ohhh that's why they're extinct!! Dumb scientists telling me about meteors and shit. Thank you for spreading truth, pal. God bless America.

    • @isaacleillhikar4566
      @isaacleillhikar4566 4 роки тому +6

      That's not possible, because mainstream science says they died before that. They were doing their general gay pride march on the earth 64million nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine years and three months ago.

    • @hpqzhpqz9688
      @hpqzhpqz9688 4 роки тому

      @@isaacleillhikar4566 Indeed ! ....... at eleven minutes past one on a Saturday afternoon.
      Common knowledge !

    • @nikibronson133
      @nikibronson133 4 роки тому +1

      Lolol

    • @isaacleillhikar4566
      @isaacleillhikar4566 4 роки тому

      @@hpqzhpqz9688 yeah. Remember.

  • @spencerraney4979
    @spencerraney4979 4 роки тому +2036

    As a Texan I have to call him out on an act of sacrilege: nothing is better than Blue Bell Chocolate Ice Cream, especially not some bullshit protein mix.

    • @toast1012
      @toast1012 4 роки тому +17

      nah blue bell is shit whack ass wal mart ice cream look up ANYTHING from wisconsin bruh, git gud(ice cream) :P

    • @professorspf
      @professorspf 4 роки тому +5

      I'll keep that in mind when I visit

    • @toast1012
      @toast1012 4 роки тому +4

      Its cheap because it like breyers. All sugar. No real ice cream.

    • @leaderofstars8774
      @leaderofstars8774 4 роки тому +36

      @@toast1012 you try coming down here and say that, ham slice

    • @vail51
      @vail51 4 роки тому +17

      Amen. I found Blue bell when I was living in NC and I completely agree, best chocolate ice cream out there. I don't think that hint of salt is from ground up chicken bones either.

  • @darkprince56
    @darkprince56 Рік тому +18

    You need to do an updated episode once the lawsuits clean him out 😂

  • @motherwar_87
    @motherwar_87 Рік тому +3

    11:20 "I do research all the time!" 😂😂😂

  • @rosethorne9155
    @rosethorne9155 3 роки тому +546

    "Better than Ovaltine," he says.
    And almost gags after one sip. 😂😂😂

  • @luckjes112
    @luckjes112 4 роки тому +473

    Every time I see Alex Jones I think "Spider-Man is a menace! A menace, I tell you!!"

    • @drewnayr1188
      @drewnayr1188 4 роки тому +23

      I instantly think of all the gay frogs he fantasizes about.

    • @ShinSennju
      @ShinSennju 4 роки тому +36

      Appropriately, the new J. Jonah Jameson seems to be a MCU version of Alex Jones.

    • @QuarterLifeCrises
      @QuarterLifeCrises 4 роки тому +17

      JJJ has better morals than this piece of shit.

    • @TheAdrift
      @TheAdrift 4 роки тому +16

      His voice does sound like a cross between JK Simmons and a chain-smoking goose. (I’m sorry, JK Simmons, for including you in a sentence about Alex Jones.)

    • @luckjes112
      @luckjes112 4 роки тому +14

      @Jim Fischer and the Right can't run a country

  • @nicolebramlitt176
    @nicolebramlitt176 Рік тому +47

    This is a great video, undercut slightly by the table cloth someone let John Oliver wear in lieu of a shirt

    • @psyclops973
      @psyclops973 Рік тому +3

      He was just trying to dress like a satanist

  • @joefry22
    @joefry22 Рік тому +2

    The coat of arms for the University of Falling Off a Surfboard. LOL

  • @Rude_i_Wredne
    @Rude_i_Wredne 4 роки тому +409

    I was like "Who is this guy? I'm not american, I don't know shit about your celebrities, why am I watching it?

    • @tylerethier7844
      @tylerethier7844 4 роки тому +22

      @pepe luvsyou really hope your either joking or really gullible because he is literally one of the worst american "journalists" ever to live.

    • @theangryholmesian4556
      @theangryholmesian4556 4 роки тому +8

      @pepe luvsyou Uhh...he wasn't the only one who knew about Epstein beforehand. A lot of people suspected. And even if he was right about 1 thing that doesn't mean he's right about anything else.

    • @sancheziumfluoride4227
      @sancheziumfluoride4227 4 роки тому +2

      research atrazine and decide for yourself.

    • @fultonbrown9251
      @fultonbrown9251 4 роки тому +2

      www.google.com/amp/s/www.livescience.com/amp/10957-pesticide-turns-male-frogs-females.html

    • @crocuslament9680
      @crocuslament9680 4 роки тому +5

      @@fultonbrown9251 Please fact check yourself on the difference between gender and sexuality.

  • @awesomechrisdude123
    @awesomechrisdude123 5 років тому +1915

    Let’s all take a moment to remember the fact that John Oliver did a fortnite dance on UA-cam Rewind.

    • @beastrule
      @beastrule 5 років тому +13

      GMFreeman why?

    • @YahwehJesus777
      @YahwehJesus777 5 років тому +72

      Cringe

    • @puddingcupnation1496
      @puddingcupnation1496 5 років тому +157

      That basically proved that he's part of the conspiracy

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 5 років тому +129

      @@puddingcupnation1496 The only Conspiracy he's apart of is........ The Olson Twins just being one person.

    • @iski4317
      @iski4317 5 років тому

      ugh...

  • @sirisaacnewtonprs9474
    @sirisaacnewtonprs9474 2 роки тому +5

    0:37 "that turned the fricking frogs gay"

  • @Shrud.mp3
    @Shrud.mp3 Рік тому +6

    "current Russian ambassador to the united states, Donald Trump" LOL

  • @midnightblue9122
    @midnightblue9122 2 роки тому +78

    "Firstly, don't call me a boy"~ ooh I felt the cold edge there

  • @poxwalker405
    @poxwalker405 6 років тому +1232

    "What do you think is tap water? Gay bombs!"

    • @NathanTAK
      @NathanTAK 6 років тому +39

      I mean, duh. What else could it be??

    • @mattstorm360
      @mattstorm360 6 років тому +13

      ian No there is Joy in the water. You don't want to be a downer do you?

    • @kevboard
      @kevboard 6 років тому +38

      HOW DOES NOONE SEE THE RAINBOW THAT COMES OUT EVERY TIME YOU GET TAP WATER?

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak 6 років тому +9

      Comets and blueberries, brother!

    • @user-kc2pp9pb1q
      @user-kc2pp9pb1q 6 років тому +7

      alex jones infiltrated the bohmeiam groove at the end of the day you might not like what he says but hes an independent voice networks hate that

  • @aresinamorta
    @aresinamorta Місяць тому +2

    "beer is bacteria" im dead 😂

  • @AlexOrozco-Social-Pariah
    @AlexOrozco-Social-Pariah Рік тому +8

    We need the reckoning video of this week's court ordered 2B compensation payment!!!!

  • @mikaeldume
    @mikaeldume 6 років тому +379

    "Want people to speak to them and touch them inside" Lol

  • @Homemadegameguru
    @Homemadegameguru 6 років тому +957

    It's like Krusty eating his own Krusty Burger

    • @kayleigh1991
      @kayleigh1991 6 років тому +21

      I thought the exact same thing lol

    • @zucchinipotato
      @zucchinipotato 6 років тому +31

      God, I've been trying to find a comparison, that one is perfect.

    • @ArtGirl82
      @ArtGirl82 6 років тому +26

      Try Alex's new chocolate chicken juice, "mmmmm, I don't mind the taste"

    • @ArtGirl82
      @ArtGirl82 6 років тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/bKh_OV_wqqA/v-deo.html

    • @barbedwings
      @barbedwings 6 років тому +1

      *cough* "Pay the kid!"

  • @ANDREV
    @ANDREV Рік тому +15

    I love that the statistics show that all of us go back to see alex drinking his disgusting bone broth over and over

  • @nobody-wk6ej
    @nobody-wk6ej Рік тому +11

    This aged like fine $49 million-dollar silk.

  • @welldoitlive8769
    @welldoitlive8769 6 років тому +2455

    Whether you like him or not, he is a great meme

    • @henryabbott484
      @henryabbott484 6 років тому +53

      We'll Do It Live! True

    • @DoctorSoupp
      @DoctorSoupp 6 років тому +32

      We'll Do It Live! Can't argue with that

    • @phnexOice
      @phnexOice 6 років тому +115

      I prefer memes that don't spread dangerous propaganda

    • @royshantzis3321
      @royshantzis3321 6 років тому +55

      you've gotta remember, for a lot of us he's a meme, for a good part of the US he's literally the gospel

    • @user-dc5ti1is1s
      @user-dc5ti1is1s 6 років тому +14

      I love the world right now, the world is alive with the sound of dank memes.

  • @Mrbuttboi
    @Mrbuttboi 3 роки тому +755

    I’m surprised Jones didn’t demand pictures of Spider-Man from us. “HE’S A MENACE DAMN IT!!!!”

    • @carltontheduke2571
      @carltontheduke2571 3 роки тому +46

      But at least J Jonah Jameson cares about New York.

    • @blm1256
      @blm1256 3 роки тому +2

      Have you seen this clip of Alex Jones giving Joe the BIG ENCHILADA?! ua-cam.com/video/KYhJ-mroJoA/v-deo.html 😂

    • @Geostelar4920
      @Geostelar4920 3 роки тому +13

      JJJ actually cares about New York and Belives Spidy is a genuine menace

    • @MoogieTheCow
      @MoogieTheCow 3 роки тому +3

      Underrated comment

    • @ReinhartSchneider
      @ReinhartSchneider 3 роки тому +2

      haha good one xD

  • @kaydivision
    @kaydivision Рік тому +17

    One of the few times I rewatch a Last Week Tonight because I'm feeling good and want to feel even better. Here's to hoping Tucker Carlson's next

    • @vishwasshankar3929
      @vishwasshankar3929 Рік тому

      He has already done a segment on tucker!

    • @kaydivision
      @kaydivision Рік тому +2

      @@vishwasshankar3929 I meant the downfall of Tucker Carlson, perhaps hopefully worse than Alex Jones's

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 10 місяців тому +1

      See you soon, TC was fired from Fox not long ago.

  • @habere
    @habere 4 роки тому +699

    "I honestly did not know that you could imply your competition kills people."
    -Thomas Edison describing his marketing campaign for direct current

    • @mcswashbuckler3833
      @mcswashbuckler3833 4 роки тому +23

      I had actually forgotten about how Edison campaigned against alternating current. It’s almost sad that everyone just remembered the horrors of the electric chair that Thomas Edison produced, completely missing the point of the demonstration

    • @ds1402
      @ds1402 4 роки тому +14

      Fried elephant, anyone?

    • @ds1402
      @ds1402 4 роки тому +5

      @@mcswashbuckler3833 www.wired.com/2008/01/dayintech-0104/ What a dick

    • @jenm9099
      @jenm9099 4 роки тому +4

      Poor Topsy.

    • @LordGadwin
      @LordGadwin 4 роки тому +1

      you watch too much Bobs Burgers...

  • @shreddermcscumbag9755
    @shreddermcscumbag9755 6 років тому +436

    "THEY'RE TURNING THE FREAKING FROGS GAY!!!"

    • @noahwolf1192
      @noahwolf1192 6 років тому +1

      Shredder McScumbag 💀💀💀

    • @germancarranza236
      @germancarranza236 6 років тому +5

      Shredder McScumbag Atropine. It's turning the frogs trans. Look it up.

    • @bbofun
      @bbofun 6 років тому +4

      Nope. Only one study has shown any suggestion of tadpoles becoming hermaphroditic (not the same thing as trans at all) and those results have never been reproduced, suggesting the initial study may have been tainted.

    • @ryanrajesh3242
      @ryanrajesh3242 6 років тому

      Shredder McScumbag my favorite quote

    • @charlesforestier2530
      @charlesforestier2530 6 років тому

      I didn't really know about that guy but he's really a good salesman !

  • @chromicapop4595
    @chromicapop4595 Місяць тому +4

    the fact that jones was legally allowed to sell quackery to the public by the quarter without any consequences publicly is an oxymoron

  • @boRegah
    @boRegah 2 місяці тому +3

    Tactical Assault Wipes would be a great name for a band

  • @obamagaming3802
    @obamagaming3802 4 роки тому +323

    When i heard "assault wipes" i thought it was chloroform

    • @cloaker7237
      @cloaker7237 4 роки тому +12

      My friends say that they smell great!

    • @mizzpearlgearl
      @mizzpearlgearl 4 роки тому +11

      my kid loves them! great for naptime!

    • @taylorhillard4868
      @taylorhillard4868 4 роки тому +8

      chlorophorm is a great taint cleanser.

  • @kimia1664
    @kimia1664 5 років тому +251

    12:10 can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that they actually designed a logo for “The University of Falling Off a Surf Board”? 😂

  • @nicholas6438
    @nicholas6438 Рік тому +7

    I love how your show doesn’t even have ads on UA-cam

  • @shadowpawn
    @shadowpawn Рік тому +6

    I could watch this a billion times.

    • @ykMMD
      @ykMMD Рік тому

      Same hahahaha

  • @akshayrajan8793
    @akshayrajan8793 4 роки тому +705

    Watching John Oliver with a studio audience in all his glory gives me a sense of nostalgia for some reason and it's only been a few weeks. Anyone else?

    • @beamerman4000
      @beamerman4000 4 роки тому +4

      Fucking yeah!

    • @TheStonerKoala
      @TheStonerKoala 4 роки тому +13

      Alex Jones doesn't perform in front of a live studio audience and yet he is still hilarious doing his show solo.
      Think about that.

    • @gracebm9581
      @gracebm9581 4 роки тому +7

      Nostalgia for the before times, when the outside existed and we were allowed to leave the bunker...

    • @toast1012
      @toast1012 4 роки тому

      orangemanbad am i right??

    • @toast1012
      @toast1012 4 роки тому

      @ApokNyneWheel if you think orangemanbad of course

  • @youisstupid2586
    @youisstupid2586 4 роки тому +1413

    It seems like the covid 19 viewer wave is here.

    • @joshuadrakard2981
      @joshuadrakard2981 4 роки тому +26

      Oh certainly

    • @muradmaharramov4888
      @muradmaharramov4888 4 роки тому +37

      To remember how it's like to watch John Oliver with audience.

    • @paticusmaximus12
      @paticusmaximus12 4 роки тому +22

      You mean the 5G deep state anti American murder virus?

    • @TheAdrift
      @TheAdrift 4 роки тому +32

      I wonder if this is showing up in recommendations because Google just removed InfoWars from the Android Store and the feds are warning him to stop selling dangerous anti-COVID-19 scams before they take legal action? Personally, I found that out because I saw this video in my recommendations, and thought to myself “gosh, I wonder what the ol’ huckster is up to these days” and in addition to finding out he was arrested for DWI in Texas, I saw that he was selling fake coronavirus bullshit and thought “🙄 figures.” Wherever there is human misery, he swoops in like a meatball-shaped vulture to honk some nonsense and get a piece of the pie.

    • @JulithaRyan
      @JulithaRyan 4 роки тому +4

      Yep. Any recommendations?

  • @ThatSquirtleGuylol
    @ThatSquirtleGuylol 2 місяці тому +2

    In England, we have an Alex jones who is a lovely Welsh tv presenter lol

  • @creativeandfunnyname3744
    @creativeandfunnyname3744 Рік тому +4

    "FUND US! Give me the energy, and I will attack the enemy!"

  • @69isinnocent12
    @69isinnocent12 4 роки тому +805

    John is definitely gonna make at least 1 joke about the new “I will eat my neighbors ass” clip next episode.

    • @ngythe1king
      @ngythe1king 4 роки тому +15

      69 is innocent he did lol watch his newest video

    • @pecopete3
      @pecopete3 4 роки тому +1

      2017 episode dude

    • @Alex-fm4lt
      @Alex-fm4lt 4 роки тому +4

      He has... Multiple times actually. And it's glorious

    • @EliteGeeks
      @EliteGeeks 4 роки тому +5

      right at the start of the video he mentions it ua-cam.com/video/7rl4c-jr7g0/v-deo.html

    • @BiffChunksteak
      @BiffChunksteak 4 роки тому +2

      Finally he'll have some use for that stockpile of taint wipe.

  • @BuddsYT
    @BuddsYT Рік тому +3

    At the gym I used to work at they used to say “if you can’t tone it, tan it” lololol

  • @AnkitSharma-nt8hm
    @AnkitSharma-nt8hm Рік тому +5

    Circa 2022: This episode has aged beautifully.

  • @shreddermcscumbag9755
    @shreddermcscumbag9755 6 років тому +511

    I don't think I've been so excited to click on a John Oliver video...

    • @evanblake5252
      @evanblake5252 6 років тому +11

      Alex Jones is fun enough, add in his polar opposite, you're in for a treat.

    • @user-kc2pp9pb1q
      @user-kc2pp9pb1q 6 років тому +1

      Shredder McScumbag free alex jones independent media all day u might not like what he says but this is freedom of speech

    • @evanblake5252
      @evanblake5252 6 років тому +6

      Shredder never advocated censoring Alex, what are you on about?

    • @closedcl8
      @closedcl8 6 років тому +1

      Evan Blake it's the goddamned Feud of The Century. Wrestlemania won't be enough to handle the magnitude of this entire thing.

    • @mitchtherevolution
      @mitchtherevolution 6 років тому +4

      No one's arguing that. It is however libel to accuse companies selling Iodine of killing people though, and I'm sure any prosecutor that wanted to comb through his broadcast can find any number of FCC violations or even criminal charges of inciting violence.

  • @jasondelvaux3036
    @jasondelvaux3036 6 років тому +168

    Comets & Blueberries... kick-ass band name.

    • @Maxuras
      @Maxuras 6 років тому +6

      Oh God, Comets, not Comics, that makes (slightly) more sense. I was really puzzled, how a dietary product can be found in comics.

    • @Muongoing.97c
      @Muongoing.97c 6 років тому +2

      I would listen to that band, or at least check them out. I also heard comics when Jones said it and not comets. I didn't question it because eating comic books seems like the a crazy action he would endorse.

    • @jaypee8371
      @jaypee8371 6 років тому +1

      "I didn't question it ..."
      Apparently neither did his followers.
      Nutrients in comics? Ok
      Nutrients in comets? No wayyyyyyy!!!!!!

  • @f.andersen3824
    @f.andersen3824 Рік тому +4

    Now it is payback time, mr. Jones. 😆

  • @hugazo
    @hugazo Рік тому +214

    I'm really happy that 5 years after, this guy is paying for the suffering and missinformation he spreads.

    • @Joethemonster21
      @Joethemonster21 Рік тому +12

      But he was right

    • @Joethemonster21
      @Joethemonster21 Рік тому +2

      About the frogs not sandyhook probably should clarify

    • @user-un7kb7br6m
      @user-un7kb7br6m Рік тому +1

      At this point, I don't think how well will this age

    • @hugazo
      @hugazo Рік тому +3

      @@user-un7kb7br6m it went a billion times better than expected

    • @user-un7kb7br6m
      @user-un7kb7br6m Рік тому +2

      @@hugazo Actually 965.000.000$ times better

  • @artursalps6046
    @artursalps6046 6 років тому +887

    Best way to describe Alex Jones: He is pretty much a different type of Televangelist.

    • @jasonmoreland8155
      @jasonmoreland8155 6 років тому +25

      Artūrs Alps Yep. Watch some Jim Bakker and it's the same douche, different bag.

    • @MudnavI
      @MudnavI 6 років тому +6

      Artūrs Alps spot on lol

    • @MarquisLeary34
      @MarquisLeary34 6 років тому +4

      And worst of all, it's working, just like it did with televangelists. Where's John Bloom when we need him?

    • @jeffmercier5600
      @jeffmercier5600 6 років тому +12

      Mark Mulla read his testimony in his divorce case. He admits he doesn't believe any of his dialogue and aims it at right wingers cause he believes they are so stupid to believe him.

    • @morgan3918
      @morgan3918 6 років тому +10

      He's literally all that's horrid and awful about the "alt-right" and Christian fundamentalism

  • @jacopieterse8363
    @jacopieterse8363 6 років тому +661

    He's like one of those televangelists

    • @KasugaChousensha
      @KasugaChousensha 6 років тому +18

      You know, the most ironic thing about that comment? He's a Satanist and Trump's spiritual adviser actually used to be a televangelist

    • @beamerball666
      @beamerball666 6 років тому +3

      He is from Texas I'm sure he may've picked up a few tips.....

    • @VCYT
      @VCYT 6 років тому +1

      Though unlike god, his products might actually do some good.

    • @just_guess_
      @just_guess_ 6 років тому +5

      Well, he IS the minister at Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption ...

    • @robmarinaro4437
      @robmarinaro4437 6 років тому +1

      beamerball666 ju in in Union be v CV very urgent please try gtg you go through try to get hhgftf to the

  • @redced510
    @redced510 Рік тому +5

    I'm sooo enjoying watching this episode again in August 2022

  • @jimough2441
    @jimough2441 7 місяців тому +2

    Jones has to have televangelist in his background.

  • @JoseDanielCardona30
    @JoseDanielCardona30 6 років тому +205

    my bilingual racoon keeps mispronouncing "Hamburger"

    • @DiceGoblin77
      @DiceGoblin77 6 років тому +7

      Mine keeps fighting an overblown stereotype of a tanuki and making vaguely racist comments about its skin color.

    • @comedyman4896
      @comedyman4896 6 років тому

      you watch pink panther?

    • @wheezybrownbear7708
      @wheezybrownbear7708 6 років тому +1

      holy shit this is the deepest cut ever and i wouldn't have gotten if it if i was n idiot when i was five and wouldn't stop watching that movie

  • @Len124
    @Len124 5 років тому +166

    "I do research all the time." Sounds legit.

  • @LofiAnimeHype
    @LofiAnimeHype 2 місяці тому +2

    Notice the crowd only laughs when Alex Jones is on screen

  • @Zivillyn
    @Zivillyn Рік тому +1

    Dr. Group looks like the missing member of Hansen

  • @thedoctorisin5141
    @thedoctorisin5141 4 роки тому +2089

    Woah, woah, woah. Hey now, chief. The Church of Satan wants nothing to do with this creep.

    • @__radon__7656
      @__radon__7656 4 роки тому +107

      The Satanic Temple doesn't either

    • @tgmwright
      @tgmwright 4 роки тому +7

      It's spelled "whoa"

    • @calladeem240
      @calladeem240 4 роки тому +86

      @@tgmwright Not according to Satan, apparently.

    • @mumzly1
      @mumzly1 4 роки тому +49

      @@calladeem240 well thankfully real satanists know that the devil is a fairy tale.

    • @audramcdonaldapologist3676
      @audramcdonaldapologist3676 4 роки тому +9

      _ _Radon_ _ So does the Satanic mosque 😂

  • @VitoDRF
    @VitoDRF 2 роки тому +494

    Hats off to the staff members that took the time to actually watch Alex Jones for this episode! You did God’s work!

    • @Austenite762
      @Austenite762 Рік тому

      But You know what his frog turning Gay rant is actually based on some scientific truths. There is a pesticide which is reducing the testosterone of some frogs they aren't turning gay specifically but those frogs are turning into females and this had a negative impact on frogs population..

  • @lina9535
    @lina9535 Рік тому

    When the "medical expert" sounds like your regular surfer bro xD

  • @shipoopeeeeeeeee
    @shipoopeeeeeeeee Рік тому +5

    PLEASE do a part 2!!!

  • @jonathansports1036
    @jonathansports1036 3 роки тому +909

    I'd like to hear Jones' argument for why people can't just go and pour chocolate syrup into some chicken broth instead of buying that nasty drink mix.

    • @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat
      @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat 3 роки тому +16

      Well bone broth is totally different to chicken broth.

    • @mackenziems4248
      @mackenziems4248 2 роки тому +7

      Funny thing is he was talking about something real.

    • @boxycthulhu3519
      @boxycthulhu3519 2 роки тому +22

      because it will literally KILL you, I guess

    • @tjm11015
      @tjm11015 2 роки тому +5

      Because that would give away the secret recipe 😉😏😜

    • @Tekkenslayer
      @Tekkenslayer 2 роки тому +5

      Those chocolate syrups at commercial markets will kill you

  • @user-ms7xg1ic9o
    @user-ms7xg1ic9o 5 років тому +866

    Alex jones wasn't born, he spawned at the age of 45 and his only memories were that cartoon dancing frog, meet the soldier, and a 14 slide powerpoint on ufos

    • @lamppostinnarnia
      @lamppostinnarnia 5 років тому +6

      I did not find you comment funny .I hope you have a nice day

    • @user-ms7xg1ic9o
      @user-ms7xg1ic9o 5 років тому +21

      @@lamppostinnarnia Aw :( but thanks :)

    • @shanhussain6114
      @shanhussain6114 5 років тому +16

      @@lamppostinnarnia maybe a knock knock joke can make you laugh?

    • @socialmoon
      @socialmoon 5 років тому +12

      This is an underrated comment.

    • @thecharmingplatypus3208
      @thecharmingplatypus3208 5 років тому +4

      Oh my gosh he does sound a little like the soldier. Which one is crazier though?