YouTube's Worst Chef Somehow Got Worse
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- Опубліковано 21 сер 2024
- The Cooking with Jack Show, a UA-cam cooking show that pushes the boundary on what can actually be considered food. Today, we look at what might be the worlds most interesting attempt at making orange chicken. Buckle up.
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"Lazy mans orange chicken". Okay, bag of chicken breast chunks, and a bottle of Panda Express orange sauce. Bake and stir, done.
Jack's idea of lazy is my idea of maximalism
Done that before with a good amount of rice. Ez and fun
they sell that?
Even Lazier (in terms of cooking it yourself, or the lack thereof) man's Orange Chicken: Go to Panda Express and order orange chicken
That may be a bit more expensive, but it usually comes out right (in fast food terms).
Yea accurate though if you can still find the sauce being sold anywhere (including Panda Express food court/mall or sit down locations, I think that's where I found our bottle of that sauce). Alternate recipe: Bag of popcorn chicken/chicken nuggets and a bottle of Panda Express Orange Chicken sauce. Stir, put on rice or noodles, and enjoy.
No, chicken nuggets+ panda express orange sauce. Mix then serve, done👌😂
Jack: "It's a little tangier than I like."
Translation: "It tastes like I'm eating a bottle of vinegar."
Did he do ALL the drugs, or did he save any for the rest of us?
😂
Plastic included
😂
This explains why he edited out the part he actually poured the vinegar
Jack: “Don’t always go by the bag, go for the eyesight”
The eyesight:
Clearly lacking 20/20
@@rampantmantis2788 more like 30/2000
@@ketaminepoptartslove your name 😂
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I'm honestly surprised Jack didn't just pour orange juice on the chicken and microwave it to cook it.
not much better tbh
Hahahahahahahahahaha
BWAHAHAHA
Or just not cook it at all
Ver… Funy!
AUGUST YOU SHOULD RECREATE JACKS RECIPES THEN TRY THEM SO WE CAN GET AN HONEST REACTION ON HOW THEY TATSE
Yep, sign me up.
Nooo bro, he ain't gonna live till the next cooking with Jack video at that rate
That would make for some fun content & I’m all for it!
Do it. Do it. Do it.
Why would you want to hurt August like this?
his intro starting with him dodging the word 'Cooking' is so funny because it's like 'oh god cooking **dodges** phew i dont have to do that anymore anyways lets eat some raw chicken!'
😂😂😂😂😂
underrated comment.
That's actually really clever. Niceee
Nailed it hahaha
He's so good at cooking that he doesn't even need to do it 😂
I love how he consistently uses the excuse that he's "lazy" as a cover for his complete lack of cooking skills.
To be fair I do the same. Then again I dont't make videos showcasing it
@@johndalquen7668 Exactly! Nothing wrong with not being a great cook, but I do think there is something wrong with being someone who clearly has no idea what he's doing but making videos broadcast to hundreds of thousands of people where he claims to be an expert.
It should be called the incompetant man series
Dunning Kruger effect is strong here
But make no mistake.... he is lazy. He might be the laziest cook to ever walk the earth.
At what point do we acknowledge Jack’ cooking channel is the best troll of all time.
He really undercooked chicken nuggets, then straight said “I cooked these longer than the package said”
In defense, all ovens cook differently and with the hell that oven's been through he could probably cook things for hours in them and not burn it
Depending on the oven he owns it could be true, I for one have an oven that takes hours to cook anything properly, of course at that point you need to start ignoring the time given by the package or recipe and just check it yourself
Don't forget that he also poured ice cold frozen orange juice mixed with ketchup on top of those undercooked nuggets. What a fucking genius.
Simple answer, Jack doesn’t know about pre heating
he was doing it on a spoon held over a lighter
I think we can all agree that Jack's intro is one of the greatest creations known to mankind.
I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😗😗😗😗😗😗😗
@@joereginmyre dude nobody cares about someone who spams there self for best UA-cam
@@joereginmyre Bruh th 💀
I think it needed something to pop out if the bowl in surprise to really finish it off like a souffle
@@andrewwhyte7130 have Jack mix something and out pops the word Jack
He straight up murders every single classic recipe he comes across. He leaves no culinary stone unturned when it comes to defiling everyone's favorite foods one by one. I would be awestruck if I wasn't horrified.
Let him make pizza
@@breaderbrawler7894
Tortilla with a thin layer of ketchup. Top with a crumble of Kraft American Singles and slices of bologna. Sprinkle some rosemary for **Italian** flavor. Microwave on HIGH for 3:00.
It's what I'd expect, but it doesn't feel wrong enough.
@@DustyOrange Add unsalted butter
This is poetry.
@@breaderbrawler7894 he’s already made pizza
The funny thing is I unironically remember watching this guy's cook videos like 15 years ago when I was a kid and his hair wasn't grey. The fact he's still at it and resurfaced after all these years as a meme when I've all but forgotten him is amazing to me
Same. I watched him back in 2009. His review of the Ninja Bullet blender convinced me to get one and it worked so good. I even made a few of his recipes and they were hit. Not kidding. The lazy man's Lasagna is perfectly fine. As a broke college gal that lasted for days. The bacon explosion was also pretty good. And believe it or not, the strings and pegs casserole was actually requested 3 years in a row for Thanksgiving.
I mean even a broken clock is right twice a day. 😂 but now seeing him reach internet infamy is so surreal.
Bro, don’t discourage him from using frozen chicken. I literally get panic attacks when this man gets around raw chicken
Jack is still at it, making recipes to shock the world
@Bazinga help me on my quest to ratio every bot
mission accomplished
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I'd say choke more then shock.
more like kill the world
@@joereginmyre so?
ingenuity for this man is just making his cuisine more normal
@Bully peter can I Ratio this bot?
mission accomplished
I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😗😗😗😗😗😗😗
@@joereginmyre reported for spam lmao
Lmaoooo you deserve more likes for this one
I love how he’s always saying “SOOO many of you have been emailing and writing me asking for me to do this!” No, never has he once received an email asking for recipes… Lol
Bro just took a classic youtuber phrase and uses it in every video 😂
Jack choosing to flush out the OJ from the measuring cup by filling it with water and dumping it into his mix was like watching a Tim's Kitchen Tips bit come to life before my eyes
All we're missing is a healthy glug of Pitzmans mustard to really help those authentic Chinese flavours sing.
Jack manages to make me feel like a competent cook, which is fucking something, since I've fucked up boxed baking mixes.
He makes me feel like a 5 star chef despite being the guy to manage to burn Ramen noodles
All I can make is scrambled eggs, cause every time I try to flip an omelet, it breaks in the middle, so I might as well just finish what I started-
@@zerolayne8245 you should try an oven omelette, its ez and delicious
@@legitmusicgaming4749 I forgot about those, I believe there is a name for it but I don't know what it is
Don't beat yourself up mate, those damn box baking mixes know what they're doing.
I liked how he picked up the towel right after taking a bite, just in case he needed to vomit.
Yes, I keep replaying that part
I worked at Maccies a few years back, and those nuggets look like the undercooked kind that came out as a result of fresh, colder oil that has yet to properly come to temperature. The kind you'd make as a test run. Or when a piece of nugget stuck out of the oil, whilst the rest cooked. Not raw throughout, but *definitely not* safe for consumption.
Maybe thats the reason this man ended in hospital :D
I hope he does Lazy Man’s chocolate milk
Pour chocolate syrup in the gallon and drink it. Boom
Chocolate? No time for that. We need Lazy Man's Milk.
@@xXbrokenvoidXx God no, that's just him wanking it.
I hope you don't mean what i think you do.
@@Kragith I think thats when you suckle straight from the cow
If he's a chef, I'm bill gates.
Hi Bill how’s it going lol
Where my money at, bill
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@@joereginmyre no
@@joereginmyre Stop spamming everything under the sun, everyone hates you
I heard the pain in his chewing, I never thought you could put emotion into chewing sounds, but for the first time… I heard pain in chewing.
"Don't go by the bag, go by eyesight"
So Jack's blind - that explains everything.
As someone who makes 陳皮雞 (Orange Chicken) very frequently, the red flags are popping up left and right. August is correct, rice vinegar is best for Asian cuisine. (Distilled vinegar works as well, as along as it’s measured correctly…Jack😂). Traditionally when making sauce for this dish, you’ll want to make it on the stove and use a corn starch based paste at the start of your recipe to get the thick ‘jelly’-like coating and flavor. It’s actually a very easy dish to make all together! But whatever you do, PLEASE DO NOT USE KETCHUP! 😭
I'm not exactly a sommelier of cuisine but I've never had orange chicken anywhere and picked up a hint of ketchup in it
@@HomekittyL2 Yeah, why the hell ketchup?
@@amberbaum4079Ketchup is an extremely common ingredient in sweet and sour sauce. He's probably confusing the two recipes.
The thing is. Barbeque sauce is often often has brown sugar as an ingredient, alongside the ones for ketchup. This is literally his other recipe deconstructed further - we're in the endgame folks
😂
Wait till Uncle Roger sees this, he’ll do more than put his foot down
He'd be in the fetal position in a corner whimpering
I wonder if he's ever done one with Jack..
He survive Kay, so maybe he can do it without mental harm
Thisssss
Ten minutes of HIIIYAAAAAAAH 🤦♂️
Ketchup is no lie one of the best sources of sweet sour flavor, never used it in orange chicken but it’s widely used by asian restaurants
i have a feeling that jack gets mad at fully cooked chicken at restaraunts and complains about it being dry
My brother used to work at an “ Americanized Chinese” place and taught me to me make sweet n sour chicken. From what I recall the sauce was pineapple juice, ketchup , vinegar and cornstarch ( maybe a little soy sauce or brown sugar). It was very good and if he had switched out a few items he would have had sweet n sour chicken.
Most of the sweet and sour sauces I've seen on UA-cam are just sugar, water cornstarch and red food dye.
I was gonna comment this too this isn't far off from how American Chinese food is made.
@@nautdead3197 there must also be vinegar
You can use honey, syrup or orange juice too
The pineapple juice is the only really wrong thing on there. Ketchup/tomato puree, vinegar, sugar, soy, cornstarch are the ingredients they use in China for that dish. Not a very popular dish but it's how they make it.
I like how all of his "easier" dishes are harder than the normal ones
"I believe that's it for the sauce"
In more ways than one, Jack.
Jack’s whole day was centered around making this dish 😂
And I thought he couldn’t get any worse..
verification moment
@Bully peter ratio?
mission accomplished
I watch your channel
I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😗😗😗😗😗😗😗
@@joereginmyre bffr.
oh jack, he never gets old..
@Bazinga bot?
@Bazinga Ratio time
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@@joereginmyre your content is trash
@@sekushivii yeah it's a bot they posted this before lmao
Jack's intro is so wholesome, just reminds me of a early 2000's E Card or something.
...but then he cooks...
"Don't go by the bag, go by the eye sight" Truly, the most culinary advice I have ever heard!
Actually it's a solid advice with a lot of foods that go into oven. That is if you have any knowledge on what you're doing.
@@ItsMeTristyeah eyeballing in cooking is cool and saves a lot of time, once you trained a lot and can actually cook well
too bad he blind as a fucking bat for cooking meats
He wasn't even trying to hide how unimpressed he was with himself
I cannot stop laughing at him garnishing chicken nuggets like it completed the dish 🤣🤣🤣
I am going to say something no one else will... He had that stroke coming with the way he eats.
He tried to hide his dead arm for so long... 😒
"The spoon tasted great, now let me try it on the chicken." - Jack
I didn't think it would be possible to screw up frozen chicken nuggets, but somehow Jack Scalfani found a way.
“Don’t go by the bag, go by your eye.”
This explains so much.
I mean he wouldn't want to go off brand by actually cooking something to completion.
Notice how his family is always eating out when he's in the kitchen.
He's holding down the vomit so much. Lmao
I think I have finally discovered Jack's secret. He does like cooking, he likes eating. Cooking just gives him the excuse to eat because when you make things this disgusting that no one else wants to eat that just leaves much more left for you.
Chicken nuggets is probably the safest food for him to cook with since frozen chicken nuggets you buy at a grocery store are usually fully cooked. So he can’t eat raw chicken nuggets. Just cold or partially frozen fully cooked chicken.
The brand of nuggets he's using is actually raw chicken. It's not precooked. Given Jack's history with chicken, that makes this even more horrifying.
Jack will never die. I mean the dude has ate pounds of raw chicken and is still here.
Right?😳😂
He's the King of Salmonella
He did have a stroke mind you.
Two strokes I think.
Some people have a mutation that let's them eat raw and sometimes even rotten meat without getting ill
My favourite thing is when his face turns after he takes that first bite 😂😂
If you want to find real humor on jacks channel look up his product review series, its absolute hillarity and you will binge watch all of them. Such hits as calling things a fail because they didnt work in the 3 seconds like the 3am infomercial said etc. Start with the eggstractor 1 & 2.
Trying it now, I'll update
@@99mralesana well?
@Julianuz honestly man I was probably working/under the influence of something so I couldn't let you know. However I do remember looking up reactions of him. But only getting shown reactions of his channel unfortunately... I didn't look to hard tho as I didn't want to throw up 😂😂😂
August you really should be a radio host. Your voice is gold
I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😗😗😗😗😗😗😗
@@joereginmyre your the best UA-camr at being ugly
A what host? Radio? Is this the nineties?
@@FrancoisTremblay you don't listen to the radio in the car dude?
Agree! Reminds me of one of our local radio producers who kinda serves as a 3rd co-host during the he 2-5pm show. He's like 23 or 24... awesome dude and definitely making a career in radio, at least as a part time gig. 🤷♂️
The better question I have is who in the right mind is still asking him to make these recipes I really feel like he's just thinking about it himself 😂
You would be surprised. Some people have only really ever had horrible food. You can tell who those people are because they always have to add stuff, like ketchup or ranch, to everything they eat. Some people will say they absolutely hate something, like meatloaf or lasagna but often it's because they grew up in a house where the person who cooked REALLY didn't cook those things right but since that's what they had, they think to supposed to just not taste good. Then they're all surprised as adults when they finally try it at someone else's house or a decent restaurant version or something.
@@mommy2librasI can confirm this is true as a person who grew up in a poor home and my mom was a foster parent she would make some food that wasn't made right and it didn't taste that good but I've grown out of it later on and realized why she bought food from fast food places often bc she raised well over 30 kids and couldn't cook well anymore and often used things like ketchup and ranch and mustard on a lot of stuff
“Hello welcome to the cooking with jack show, today we’re going to be making lazy man’s bubonic plague. First up we’re gonna sample all of my previous creations and mix the samples in a blender. Then all you have to do is plate and serve.”
Even Kay's cooking is somehow a step up
at least her meats are cooked
Jack seems like my flatmate... I was cooking a simple bolognese sauce, he looked pretty shocked at me and said "sorry I emptied the ketchup today"... Yea Claus... I need ketchup for a bolognese...
Can I ask you what you put on the "bolognese" sauce?
@@doctajay376 you don't put anything on sauce, you put sauce on stuff.
@@LunarLocust Think he meant in
I feel like Jack tried cooking something for his mother when he was 5 years old… and his mom told him he was an amazing cook… so he’s never aspired to move beyond what a 5 year old could do. This is what happens when everybody gets a trophy.😂
Thats why you never applaud a child for shit food. I always give my honest opinion when they ask how is it.
thats why you always try to make the food with your child so they know it was a team effort, and they can learn better and don't grow an ego
. Who let's a 6 year old cook by themselves anyway?
Anyways yeah I'm not gonna be harsh or overly pampering towards a kid's honest effort. Moderation i guess.
@Ya Mum I’m an awesome parent and my kids also know how to cook. 😘
@@puppytree6343 I was definitely making eggs and toast and starting my parents coffee at 6. Get up, turn on the saturday morning cartoons, slide a chair over to the stove to stand on and get to work. Eggs over easy too, none of that sissy scrambled business..., and the yolks better not be cracked either, lol.
Things have changed a bit in the last 30 years with the way kids are raised.
I’m pretty sure jack is like my dad in that he firmly believes the oven should never go above 350F
"got nothing to do the rest of the day"
In other words he's eating all of it.
Next video, Lazy Man's Orange Chicken part 3, return of the cluck.
It's just Jack accidentally dropping his Popeye chicken sandwich in his orange Fanta.
lazy? no. poor mans cooking/struggle meals? YES
I laughed out loud because my brain didn't even want to comprehend just buying frozen orange chicken at this point until you mentioned it and I feel like that one's on me.
Also to the point of the sauce - he's using ketchup, brown sugar and vinegar......that's basically just a bare bones barbecue sauce, right?
3 tablespoons of brown sugar, 3 tablespoons of KeTcHuP
and now
Im gonna eyeball the vinegar
I still need a video where August physically goes to meet Jack to do a literal "Cooking with Jack" video. I need this to happen. If I were eligible for make a wish, that would be my 1 dying wish.
A total goddamn legend.
I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😗😗😗😗😗😗😗
@@joereginmyre shut up
@@joereginmyre Ratio
Just Ratio you loser
Uncooked chicken nuggets with frozen orange juice and ketchup poured on top. What a treat
That little zoom in and shake of the screen when he pats the bag and says "chicken nuggets" in a staccato rhythm was a masterful piece of editing.
We need Jack and Kay collab
Yep.
watching this while Genshin servers break for maintenance is magical for some reason.
Relatable
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I find it shocking that I found someone doing the same thing as I am on a completely unrelated video to Genshin
I’m waiting for my brother to come back so I can play some Roblox with him before the genshin update lol
I'm 100% sure no lazy man would ever cook orange chicken, we'd order it LMAO
Okay, hear me out. But I've made the Lazy Orange Chicken #1 version -- and it's not that bad. Just use the marmalade and BBQ sauce. If you get the right ratio (honey flavored bbq gives the best result), it tastes about as good, sometimes better, as any other premade orange chicken from the store. Obviously doesn't beat the real deal or Panda sauce, but when you're low income and want it to last/just want to make a meal for one, it's a option.
I regret eating my dinner while watching this lmfao
“Mmh yes. Uncooked chicken” Is what I imagine his kids would wanna say if he has some..
I think jack has two kids. He’s choked one of them out actually and bragged about it.
He has a son and I feel so sorry for him having to grow up eating this man's cooking
The irony of him wearing a shirt that advertises his Christianity when his dishes are downright sinful.
7:05 I can just hear Ordinary Sausage saying "that's the orange juice and ketchup water"
He and Kay need to have a cooking contest!! I would watch!!!!
Kay would win
Man’s could’ve ATLEAST cooked it in the sauce 😭
"Jack I've have never covered the same topic twice" ....
Proceeds to cover Jack's videos for over a year....😂😂😂
Jack is like the cursed version of The Wolf Pit
His right arm stopped working from all the food poisoning he's got from eating all of his undercooked meat 😂
Bro he had a stroke datum😂
@@suicidalpenguin6374 stroke of luck
@@suicidalpenguin6374 3 strokes, actually
Another man’s disability isn’t funny.
@@priMa.Customs yes, it is
It's actually frustrating, because soy sauce, ketchup, brown sugar and vinegar can make a really good sweet and sour sauce if you boil it together and whisk it for a while. Of course you should add other things too, but it's a surprisingly good base despite what you may think of the ingredients.
But then you don't pour orange juice concentrate in it, so yeah...
I am so happy to see August ring back Jack videos! These are my favorite next to Kay’s cooking 😂
I think he had a stroke - his right arm isn't playing ball with him. Poor jack.
2 I think
@@christinastokes5534 hope he’s alright afterwards at least.
Never thought I'd see him making a dish without mayonnaise 😅
This isn’t lazy it’s incompetent
Oh poor jack we officially back on his case huh😂
To be fair…frozen nuggets is quite a bit cheaper than frozen orange chicken.
That floppy hand hanging out doing...whatever it's doing during his intro is sending me....
The Salmonella is catching up to him
His intro is wholesome ☺
I should teach him my lazy man’s version of beef ravioli. I buy a can of beef ravioli, pour it into a bowl and microwave it.
I love how he says that it isnt a repeat video and its just a lazier version because he will NEVER admit that he's wrong on cooking.
I think I needa put my lasagna down for this one
he really said dont go by the book go by the eyesight when this man wears glasses LMAO
This video cements the fact that jack is a cartoonishly bad chef
It's a lot sadder when you realize that he can't use his right arm well anymore because of the strokes.
nobody makes orange chicken with the worst thing in human history and that's ketchup
Wouldn't be the first time Jack ate raw chicken. lol
He's just recreating his old classics, replaying his greatest hits, going on the Cooking with Jack revival tour.
His understanding of flavors reminds me of a lady on Worse Cooks in American who claimed mixing brown sugar and vanilla made chocolate
“Somebody wrote me”. Jack is somebody.