I'll be honest, I know nothing about cars and don't really care much. But I could watch these three idiots gloriously bumbling about all day long. So awesome :D
+Jan Ektol (HighHeelsExpert) I was quoting Clarkson who was quoting Shakespeare and yeah I don't know where the orginal quote came from but I think it was something like " My Kingdom for a Horse" I think though it came from Richard the third but I am not sure
+Jan Sten Adámek sakra, to jsem trochu dost ulít. Historie neni moje silna stránka Blba televize. Tuhle repliku totiz pouzil Milos Kopecky ve filmu Strasti otce vlasti, a ja nabyl domneni, ze to je historicky spravne. Muj omyl. Trapas
At 6:20 when Hammond and Clarkson were arguing about turning it around, and then May turns his head in and says, “No! He’s right! Go over forwards!” It just felt very cinematic, like the scene in Titanic when they’re trying to turn the ship to avoid the iceberg, very dramatic and heart racing!
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Naturally, having survived the the downward slide in style, Jeremy has to ruin it all by doing something monumentally insane. James: "You PILLOCK!" LOL! Never change, guys. Never change. :D
@@biggestwanderer8827 Yeah, his height was a major factor in his survival, as his head just barely missed the top of the Vampire's roll cage. So although he may be salty about his height, he can't really complain about it because it's the sole reason he's not six feet under
It's hilarious how they had to give the warning for pure oxygen inhalation. Despite all of the health hazards in this, that's the one thing they do. (don't get me wrong i love this show and the challenges)
It's probably because the dangers of most things that they do are glaringly obvious, whereas I'd imagine lots of people wouldn't know how dangerous inhaling pure oxygen can be
OMG that ending. "You killed the engine, you pillock" Good ol' Top Gear. And the lock part where Jeremy just leaves thinking the Hovercraft will stay there and makes Hammond wet while entering. One of the best scenes yet guys, easily. xD
I felt that all of us need to have an amphibious van aside from any security prep we have for protection . I think its being well prepared for anything. Not just words.
Probably because Hammond was absolutely shouting it out loud. I mean, really, if you're having trouble breathing, you can't exactly raise your voice, can you?
I spent a week on a canal boat, went through the canal system in Stratford, and I must say it's a lovely part of the country. Everyone is so friendly, and helpful. ^_^ Evesham is where I discovered roast chicken crisps, and egg & chips.
mrblackop22 A lot of it is staged, but that doesnt take much away from its brilliance. It's a shame that some people dont like it purely because it is staged at times.
Actually that was a good test. You won't know the limits of your machine until you've tested it to destruction and they did. Conclusion: hovercraft can go down a weir, but not up (unless with more power).
I used to watch the episode for many years - because of they amusing myself like no other. Still at present over and over again. Sad it came to an end.😢 😢
I'll be honest, I know nothing about cars and don't really care much. But I could watch these three idiots gloriously bumbling about all day long. So awesome :D
Me too but if i know one thing then it is never try and swimm wiht your Car
Огнян Станчев May is quite intelligent actually
Well said.
Kings of fools, Kings.
*two idiots
Hammond: "That's the best thing I've ever survived!!!"
Says the man who lived through a 300mph rocket car crash.
Well, arguably the crash would be the worst thing he's ever survived.
saltytrey That's exactly what sleeming88 is saying haha
Kerbal!
Sno8du9
😁😁😁
“WHATS THAT SMOKE?”
“YOU BROKE THE ENGINE”
“COMEOOON!!!! POWEEEEER!!!!!!”
*broke engine
“YOU PILLOK!!!!”
“Well with that, back to the studio”
Uuu Pillooock
That’s why don’t try when the ENGINE IS OVERHEATING!
@@Boypogikami132 Obviously .... if you try to do even a single overspeed, fund the engine with the risk that it catches fire
I know i watched the video..dumbass
*Top gear is honestly something people always gonna remember and watch over and over again*
Its boring and repetitive
Really I can watch it over and over and still laugh my ass of
@@danielwiewior6134
If it is why are you here watching and commenting that means you're boring
@@yavaulie2839 preschool punches
@@danielwiewior6134
You're right Its silly responding to preschooler
7:06 The look on Hammond’s face when Clarkson said he was going to go back up the weir was priceless.
They have the best job in the world.
*had
Oh, right..
They still does, their new amazon show is basically top gear with a different name
and more money ;) and no restrictions :D
the only reason i watched is cuz or jeremy
In the Shakespearean style "Horsepower, horsepower! My Kingdom for some horsepower!"
but it says czech king Vaclav (father of Karel IV. ) "Kingdom for horse"
+Jan Ektol (HighHeelsExpert) I was quoting Clarkson who was quoting Shakespeare and yeah I don't know where the orginal quote came from but I think it was something like " My Kingdom for a Horse" I think though it came from Richard the third but I am not sure
+RobynNightShade Yes, it's from Richard III
+RobynNightShade
ooops
this is my mystake
i am sorry
+Jan Sten Adámek
sakra, to jsem trochu dost ulít. Historie neni moje silna stránka Blba televize. Tuhle repliku totiz pouzil Milos Kopecky ve filmu Strasti otce vlasti, a ja nabyl domneni, ze to je historicky spravne. Muj omyl. Trapas
Jeremy: I knew that would be alright!
Richard: Did you?
Jeremy: I'm gonna go back up!
Richard: You what?! DON'T BE BLOODY STUPID!
POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Horsepower horsepower my kingdom demands horsepower
POWER!!!!!!!!!!
You pillock!!!!!;
Jeremy (after panicking): "I knew that would be alright."
With that back to the studio
OMG You've killed the engine 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
@@diedertspijkerboer hammond: did ya?
At 6:20 when Hammond and Clarkson were arguing about turning it around, and then May turns his head in and says, “No! He’s right! Go over forwards!” It just felt very cinematic, like the scene in Titanic when they’re trying to turn the ship to avoid the iceberg, very dramatic and heart racing!
Yeah I totally agree! Loved that moment.
6:43 James can even make his screaming the most gentlemanly way possible.
"HAMMOND! What are you doing?"
"What are YOU doing?! WHO'S DRIVING?!"
"OH, ******! I thought it would stay there!"
"WELL, OF COURSE IT WON'T!"
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MIkko Hietala
Hammond may be little but he's got a big ego. He's easy to trigger.
"the hovercraft has run amok in a lock"
Sounds like a Monty Python sketch
Jeremy: "HAMMOND WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
Richard: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WHO'S DRIVING?"
I died laughing at that part. Cant wait till next season boys.
lmao
Same
5 years later, Jeremy announced grand tour will end : (
Not ending in the way you think
Dhadiya_Boss :’-(
Inhaling pure oxygen warrants a warning annotation but driving up a weir doesn't.
well since you don't have a hovervan there probably isn't any point in warning
that is unless you do somehow make a hovernvan
its not pure oxygen dude or at least it shouldnt be :D
its secretly vodka in gas form
Aeonix
Aeoni
"I'm the wettest a human being has ever been." Famous words right here.
😏
thats what she said
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Hmmm hmmmmmm if you know what I mean mmmmmmm hehehehhehehe this makes me so * * * * *
0:40 "Chaps, you do realize what we've just done? We've used all our oxygen for fun, while sitting in a sinking craft."
One of my favorite moments.
How is Top Gear still so much fun after all of these years???
Bascially it's just down to the presenters. Put some other people in and they won't be as funny. :P
The Blue Valley Railway Top Gear america for example
And there's your perfect example right there!
The Brits always know what "fun" means. Rowan Atkinson for example.
***** Yes rowan is funny. Mr Bean didn't say much in that series and still was very funny. So the brits know how to make jokes.
"I'm gonna go back up!"
"You... WHAT?"
Hahahaha, GENIUS!
You're bloody stupid!
Naturally, having survived the the downward slide in style, Jeremy has to ruin it all by doing something monumentally insane.
James: "You PILLOCK!"
LOL!
Never change, guys. Never change. :D
and whit that back to the studio lol
Jeremy addicted to power as always lol fun episode these gentlemen have the best jobs
greetings starfighter
Scripted
I bet that it was not spoused to survive going down.
5:40 I honestly love how Hammond and Clarkson sound when they say "what" at the same time. Like "WHAUT."
5:50 whauts that
Is that a weir
0:36 I just love how James is so specific
7:05 Richard Hammond BEST ever reaction to Jeremy's "We've got to go back up" LOLL
hahah lol
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Hot
I see it! HAHA
Jeremy: "You Said Right."
James: "I Said Left."
Jeremy: "No You Didn't You Said Right."
James Earlier: "KEEP RIGHT!"
That's Captain Sense-of-Direction for you
He was reading it upside down
If you look closely at 07:45 throw James window you see Jeremy rocking forward and backwards trying to get the hovervan up the little waterfall
indeed
Its called a weir, not a waterfall
T
He says throw instead of through, and you're irritated that he said waterfall?
Tracteurs
4:05 is the funniest thing I think I’ve ever seen
6:44
I completely agree there 😂
7:00 "that's the best thing I've ever survived".
Little did Hammond know...
Yeah, the Rimac. I'm still surprised he survived the Vampire dragster, I'm not sure if even _he_ knows how close he got to dying
@@JetFalcon710Ph, he memed that if he taller, he would’ve legit been decapitated.
@@biggestwanderer8827 Yeah, his height was a major factor in his survival, as his head just barely missed the top of the Vampire's roll cage. So although he may be salty about his height, he can't really complain about it because it's the sole reason he's not six feet under
This was a freaking hillarious episode!
Man ur right one of the most breathtaking top gear episode
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3:58 "the pincer movement went a bit wrong."
Yeah...hilariously.
Tenacitybrit IM THE WETTEST MAN IN THE WORLD 😂😂😃😃
"I'm the wettest a human being has ever been!" -Richard Hammond
“A bit wrong” is an understatement
He yelled POWER and I got a 20% notification
I've got the POWER!.... Oh wait....
Yea he stole yours
Lol me too
As I was reading this comment I got a 5% notification
I was at 20% battery reading this
Not even 3 seconds in and what I hear is: “We’re sinking. We’ve gone down.”
That’s SO Top Gear and I love it
(3:35)
Jeremy: HAMMOND what R U doing?!
Hammond: What R U doing!?, who's driving!?
Jeremy: Oh shit!
LMAO
'that's the best thing i've ever survived'
+Arthur Pieters So...was this before or after Hammond's serious crash that left him in a two week coma?
+Nabzarella Dare After I believe
+Nabzarella Dare Way after.
+Nabzarella Dare 8 years after
Nabzarella Dare His crash was in 2006 if I recall
Their craziness brings tears of joys..
It's hilarious how they had to give the warning for pure oxygen inhalation.
Despite all of the health hazards in this, that's the one thing they do.
(don't get me wrong i love this show and the challenges)
Hi
Bradley Sables no
They always had a weird relationship with safety
It's probably because the dangers of most things that they do are glaringly obvious, whereas I'd imagine lots of people wouldn't know how dangerous inhaling pure oxygen can be
@@rowanmelton7643 lol the same people that wouldn’t know this isn’t pure oxygen?
0:30 Jeremy’s laugh 😂.
0:57
Avon calling, Avon calling, *help.* 😂
Anyone notice dat James was holding the map upside down
+Aiman Zaki The RAF had to do that once while retaking the Falklands.
TRUE
That is probably because of the direction they were going. When you hold the map in the direction you are moving, it is much easier to find the way
@Piotr Bart Yuh huh, and that is why they ended up going down the weir
Well he doesn't have a sense of direction does he?
Do you want to go over backwards ?
I don't want to go over at all !
"You can't give it that many revs!"
"POWERRRRRR!"
XD
Dean Franz
iPhone: Low Battery, 20% remaining
Me: so it is those boys who stole my power!
7:48 “YOUUU PILLOCK!!!”😂😂😂😂
My father absolutely loved the look of the lock. You brits have style when it comes to your public works
i'm the wettest a human has ever been. I laughed my ass right off. Gone. no more ass.
+Company007 Nice bro. The wettest a human being has ever been?
+Whipsters Idle Damn, idle. You just didn't give a crap. xD
No,no it's supposed to be "I am the wettest human being has ever been
No really I've got a 2 gallon fuel tank take your time.
Kieran Hughes rumour has it that they are still stranded by the Weir
FinardoLittle 123 Gaming
Rumor has it that this is a 6 year old video.
This is actually a fitting analogy. Jezza is Kirk, May is Spock and Hammond being the practical sort of fellow, is Scotty. :D
3:36 is my favourite Jeremy/Richard interaction ever
Jeremy: licensed boat driver
James: licensed aircraft pilot
Richard: licensed helicopter pilot
I like how they freaked out about a low dam when they're in a hovercraft XD
OMG that ending. "You killed the engine, you pillock" Good ol' Top Gear. And the lock part where Jeremy just leaves thinking the Hovercraft will stay there and makes Hammond wet while entering. One of the best scenes yet guys, easily. xD
ONBE_ dig the
@@jono_mtb (Engine dies) Jeremy: Oh God... James: You pillock!!!!!
LMAO during the Pincer Movement.
"We have had some calamaties... but they're not bad ones." LOL!
When your crush sees your bionicle collection. 4:26
I felt that all of us need to have an amphibious van aside from any security prep we have for protection . I think its being well prepared for anything. Not just words.
"Power solves everything" ~ Sir Jeremy Clarkson
4:00 😂😂😂😂😂
IAM DEAD
THEN IAM THE WETEST HUMAN BEING OH MY GOD 😂😂😂
yaksha gana
INAUD 43 It's hyperbole.
UA-cam TopGear videos in HD!? I never thought I'd live to see the day.
"I can't breathe!" I don't know why but this part killed me off 😂
George Floyd too
Probably because Hammond was absolutely shouting it out loud. I mean, really, if you're having trouble breathing, you can't exactly raise your voice, can you?
7:06 when hammond said thats the best thing he has survived...
It reminded me of him crashing the electric car down a hill
"HORSEPOWER!!! HORSEPOWER!!! MY KINGDOM FOR SOME HORSEPOWER!!!!!!!!"~Jeremy Clarkson 2013.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+DavIDLSY 1245 LMAO, I was in stitches when he said that.
+Vladpryde Amen. XD My Ass was gone I laughed so hard.
"The best thing I've ever survived" :D
7:08 I love how Hammond and May were nearly in sync when they said "don't be bloody stupid!"
3:12 “are we locking down”
2021 grand tour special: yes lochdown
Love the humor. "That's the best thing I've ever survived" says the guy that was in a jet engine crash.
That was epic. No one can beat top gear!!!!
4:10 First time I saw that was the most I have ever laughed in my life
' my hovervans run amock in a lock' one of the best lines in television history
James: “Should we just make a sign saying sorry”? 😂
"We're sinking"
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!😂😂
First thing they say in video!
Really sets the tone wouldn't you agree?? 😂
ThePhoenixSpaz I saw in a YTP version: now we must initiate our emergency crack procedure
3:54 The 'Pincer Movement' moment LOL!
SHALLOOOMM
This is one of those ideas that shouldn't work, but it did.
like Hannibal's plans in The A-Team.
phantomhurricane666 Except this genuinely shouldn't have worked.
if it looks stupid but it works, it ain't stupid
if an idea's crazy enough, it'll work. not work out right, but will just work. sort of.
phantomhurricane666 Yeah, but this simply shouldn't have worked. Regardless, it is awesome, that they got a VAN TO FLOAT.
5:48. LOL!
He's holding the book upside down. No wonder left became Right :P
No - one:
The special kid in science: POWER!! MORE POWER!!
The way Hammond's face changed after Jeremy said "i gotta go back up" was amazing
love seeing the crew scampering out of shot 6:12
I spent a week on a canal boat, went through the canal system in Stratford, and I must say it's a lovely part of the country. Everyone is so friendly, and helpful. ^_^ Evesham is where I discovered roast chicken crisps, and egg & chips.
One of the funniest scenes of Top Gear by far!
Top Gear is less about cars and more of these 3 antics, Thats why without them the show is boring.
When he said "Avon calling Avon calling, help" i nearly died of laughter
7:15 this is like the climax of an action movie 😂
With that... Back to the studio.
Still staged better than ALL of Top gear USA! haha
Ma St When sliding down that bit succeeded they looked legitimately relieved and still scared lol.
In my opinion, Top Gear USA isn't really Top Gear.
The real top gear ain't staged -_- even if it is its still brilliant
mrblackop22 A lot of it is staged, but that doesnt take much away from its brilliance. It's a shame that some people dont like it purely because it is staged at times.
Jason Green Some of it! Not all of it.
Actually that was a good test. You won't know the limits of your machine until you've tested it to destruction and they did.
Conclusion: hovercraft can go down a weir, but not up (unless with more power).
4:08 that was hilarious 😂😂😂😂
Sav IM THE WETTEST MAN IN THE WORLD
0:51
Jeremy: this is hovervan 1 calling avon rescue ' avon calling ' avon calling ' help
Top gear is shit without these guys
"We have had some calamities..."
"A couple."
"But they're not bad ones."
Well, they weren't for us.
Hammond is like a little cute child, surrounded by two brothers which are having their own good qualities 😭 i love these guys 😭😭😭
I’m binge watching ever top gear episode with the good trio
It make me cry is so funny.you cant replace them in any way!!
POWER!!!!!!!!
You pillock
4:15 I pissed myself 😂😂😂😂
Alfie Playz well aame
Captain America, "I can do this all day!"
Me, "I can watch old Top Gear all day!"
I think the reason Hammond's oxygen tank was small was so May and Clarkson could make fun of him
I miss the the top gear
+Haz16 well...
Paddy mc silly head doesn’t deserve the job. These 3 do
"We've used our oxygen for fun"
"Whilst sitting in a sinking van".
3:06 there's the guy who should have opened it instead :D
Love the way they made it into a content instead.
4:05 ahahahahahahahahahahahaha ! :-) Top Gear was and will ever be THE BEST shows of them all !!!!! Grand Tour too !
4:05 I was laughing so hard i was crying at hammonds misfortune
I haven't watched a single episode of the new top gear no one can replace these guys, but haven't missed a single episode of the Grand tour
I love how they purposely choose the worst option possible every time so it's the most enjoyable for us hahahaha
This was one of the most hilarious things ever seen on the internet.
I used to watch the episode for many years - because of they amusing myself like no other. Still at present over and over again. Sad it came to an end.😢 😢
Best too gear episode outside the specials. I was in tears first time I watched it.