hahahahahaha do what you want I seriously don't care, I don't like wasting time arguing with people that don't know shit on what they're talking about.
Zach Myers Oh yeah, I forgot the combine had two skis and one tiny treaded track. No, wait it doesn't. It's incredibly obvious to everyone else that in that shot of the video, they drove the combine over it, then drove a snowmobile over it a bunch of times, since a combine definitely wouldn't be able to make a working runway with its large deep tire tracks.
+Zach Myers lol clearly you don't. Judging by the width of the tracks, i'm gonna guess they were made by a polaris widetrack, or something similar. And they were clearly pulling a sled as well
Just realised how well designed the combine harvester is when you modify it in the advent of a zombie apocalypse. Great visibility from the drivers seat and high vantage point in the back. the thick walls is also perfects for mounting heavy weapons.
they did it on a lake of ice with 0 plowing experiance and a combine harveseter that is not made to run on ice. the rear wheels did not have any grip for steering
This has to be one of the funniest episodes ever when they shot out the windows I laughed my head off. And Jeremy testing the depth of the snow hilarious.
JC: "50 centimeters of ice, 12 tons. Combine's more than that." RH: "So we can't do it?" JC: "Well, it is only a ton over." Richard Hammond: _[shook again]_
Borislav Paraskov it depends if they are using metric tonnes 1000kg/ 2200 pounds, long tons which is slightly more, or short tons which is 2000 pounds. Since they use both imperial and metric units and I believe long tons is British, I have no clue in this particular case. I would assume the Norwegian chart is references 1000kg
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I love that these guys are just grown kids x) What do you do if your vehicle almost falls through the ice and you manage to back it out? Crawl over to the hole and look into it. Why? Because it's cool... duh.
I love the free for all challenges and all, but when they work together on something you really feel how genuinely excited they get. This and the bridge over the river Cock are my favorites for that reason.
Are they INSANE? I'm Norwegian, and someone I know almost died this way a couple of years ago, by driving his tractor on the ice (which should have been really thick) and falling through in seconds. Luckily he managed not to panic completely and swim to the surface in the cold water. It doesn't get colder. But he's super strong and used to working outside all day. He's still having nightmares. And my father knew someone else who died this way. These three had people around them, probably Norwegians ready in wetsuits with ropes and everything. Maybe they weren't as far out on the ice as it seems like either, but still. It's hard to react quickly when several tons falls through the ice. I love them though! :D
4:52 Haha yeah, having come from South Dakota to live in England, and laughing at the unbridled mayhem a mere inch or two of snow can cause in the UK, I would definitely believe that.
"If the snow wouldn't come to the Dominator, we would take the Dominator to the snow................Here in Norway..."LMAO sounds like a line from Posh Nosh : )
'Its not an emergency, it's just time to... Empty your bowels' Love it. On a serious note however, Top Gear doesn't have many good ideas, but this one is a rather good one.
Clear towards the edge line partner. I love the fact that UA-cam comments can travel back in time so we can talk to the people while filming. The future is awesome, especially when you come to the present to help the past! Super funny as well.
Actually, combines are very good plowing machines once converted. There's a company here that turns trucks into plowers, they also make "snowbines" (except they're better thant this :p) and those are actually sold to airports in countries like canada and ski stations.
I'm quite disappointed the Bovril-Baby oil bit didn't make it to this cut. "It's like baby oil to him. Him and his lory driver friends all bovrilled up, and then they slip about" LMAO
I love the running gag in this show of triumphant music and celebration followed immediately by catastrophic failure and excessively loud crash sound effects
These three can never be replaced
Steve R I'm just glad they ended it even if it was on a bad season it can't get any worse now
Steve R definetly true
Uh, theres a new top gear premiering sometime this year.
Steve R the grand tour is on Amazon the first season is almost complete already and 24 are still airing this year maybe another 36
Episodes that is 24 or 36 episodes
"Oh God, stop it James, there's been a problem!"
"Gritting ceased."
I laughed my ass off.
He always says clever things like that
James May is a human sat-nav guide
“It’s quite snowy.”
“It must’ve snowed.”
*I M P E C C A B L E O B S E R V A T I O N*
Sometimes my genius, it's almost frightening
I love how Jeremy just turns around giving him a "You don't bloody say, mate" kind of look.
"Hmm yes, floor is made out of floor"
DO NOT QUESTION THE ELEVATED ONE
Sorry Hammond
“It’s quite snowy.”
“It must’ve snowed.”
I M P E C C A B L E O B S E R V A T I O N
I love Jezza's optimism.
"Well it's only a ton over."
That's a man with balls.
But he leaves James to drive alone onto the ice 😂😂
That’s an idiot lol
Then he didnt board the snowbine😂
Meanwhile in Germany: “it’s two tonnes over Hanz!”
“We’re crossing this frozen lake”
“Very well then, I’ll notify Berlin of your sudden death”
Who most definitely shat himself 3 minutes later
Jeremy : it's quite snowy
Richard : it must av snowed
Hahahahahahah
Jim Ferdinando yeah
Lol
Jim Ferdinando „hahahhaa” grow up🤦♂️
Jeremy’s reaction 😂
@@zxvbcn ur probably 12 yourself
I like how the "runway" at 6:42 is just a bunch of snowmobile tracks.
+Zach Myers i like the fact you try to prove him wrong so hard you can't see that you're the one that is wrong.
+Zach Myers lol no you don't
hahahahahaha do what you want I seriously don't care, I don't like wasting time arguing with people that don't know shit on what they're talking about.
Zach Myers Oh yeah, I forgot the combine had two skis and one tiny treaded track. No, wait it doesn't.
It's incredibly obvious to everyone else that in that shot of the video, they drove the combine over it, then drove a snowmobile over it a bunch of times, since a combine definitely wouldn't be able to make a working runway with its large deep tire tracks.
+Zach Myers lol clearly you don't. Judging by the width of the tracks, i'm gonna guess they were made by a polaris widetrack, or something similar. And they were clearly pulling a sled as well
approximates 45cm to 50cm
approximates 12t to 13t
yep hes a engineering doctor alright
h.c.
py0n it still somehow made it tho
For a minute I thought he was an actual doctor in engineering. Wiki''d to see it's an honorary grant
"It's only a ton over"
@@ahobby He's got the basics down already.
Richard's priceless face when Jeremy says "Well It's only a ton over"
Yeah lol, his eyebrows nearly came off his face
2:36
Jereny: "This is quite snowy."
Hammond: "It must have snowed."
These guys are just the best together.
Who else is binge watching old top gear videos?🙋♂️
I never stop.
Me
Who else exclusively watches old Top Gear?
I watched one, now it's 90% of my recommended feed... kinda hard not to lol.
Me
Jeremy: it's quite snowy!
Richard: it must have snowed.
Einstein: you really think?
+Zach Myers Me: Welcome to Norway.
+Zach Myers British humour?
I am sure you get it really!
i like how jeremy then just stops and looks at him
@@kastomono Welcome gatekeeping
“It’s quite snowy.”
“It must’ve snowed.”
I M P E C C A B L E O B S E R V A T I O N
"It's not an emergency, just time to empty your bowels." -Jeremy
I lost it on that one.
"Apart from the fact the grit would kill any occupants of the car it hit..." - there's a trade-off in every successful venture.
Just realised how well designed the combine harvester is when you modify it in the advent of a zombie apocalypse. Great visibility from the drivers seat and high vantage point in the back. the thick walls is also perfects for mounting heavy weapons.
But you trap yourself.
+Jan Natal Of course its well designed, its from germany ;)
you wont if you work as a pack. Its common sense that it will be stupid that you only go alone.
Splazable German engineering at its finest 😂
+Jan Natal And an in-built zombie masher attached to the front!
"This is quite snowy" "It must've snowed"
- Michael Owen
Einstine: >:(
'It's not an emergency, it's just time to empty your bowels' - Jeremy Clarkson
I think I just did......
Heathrow cancels if a centimeter of snow falls...
tffcccf
Cause of the planes will skid
Gets so cold in Minnesota, Norwegian troops train there
+Agent Washington Its because they dont have the proper gear for snow environments
they should change that. snow's no problem for us.
"Because it isn't difficult to clear a runway. It just isn't."
After which they proceed to do a piss-poor job at clearing a runway for the plane xD
do you work at Heathrow ore something?
they did it on a lake of ice with 0 plowing experiance and a combine harveseter that is not made to run on ice. the rear wheels did not have any grip for steering
@@rampage3337 you replied to a 5 year old comment. Also it was a j0ke
still relevant in 2020
@@thwalesproductions He's right though.
"How thick is it?"
"45 centimeters"
"so..it's...well say 50"
RICHARD HAMMOND's FACE
"It's only a ton over"
RICHARD HAMMOND's FACE again.
that's clarkson for u
I agree with Clarkson here.
Agent Washington j
Роман Погосов ,
Роман Погосов Dkkekdk
7:17 that was great reflexes, he cut the engine immediately. A true bush pilot
Jeremy : it's only a ton heavier.
Hammond's face reaction is pure gold 😂
Going through watching some of my favourite TG clips after watching the last Grand Tour special. Thanks for everything lads.
This is me in Farming simulator 15
;) your right
Same if only someone made a snowbine harvester mod for FS15
You haven't seen my trucking skills of over steering every single time I turn my shitty wheel.
Runaway train Productions they did
homie rabbit really
This has to be one of the funniest episodes ever when they shot out the windows I laughed my head off. And Jeremy testing the depth of the snow hilarious.
That was epic from St Jeremy.
3:52 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 how did they ever think they could replace these 3. Top gear will never be the same . RIP
my favourite part of this episode is the intro, when jeremy says "tonight, I wear a hat, james wears a hat and richard wears a hat"
Yep, I believe the exact wording was:
"Richard wears a blue hat,
James wears a different hat,
and I wear a hat with things on it!"
"James the trees indicate land."
That one also got me, haha!
But unlike snowplow people at Heathrow Airport, we decided not to just give up. :DD
"it must have showed"
+
"Which arm have you broken"?
= Infinite wisdom
i live in Finland and i have visited in Norway twice and i love Norwegian nature ! its just amazing!
"It's so snowy!"
"It must have snowed" XD
Jeremy: How thick is it?
James and Richard: 45 centimeters
Jeremy: We'll say 50
Richard: *shook*
I'm screaming 🤣
It's shaken, not shook.
@@pingpongpung shook is a memeified way of saying it
@@SR-zp4je Like "monkey" has become "monke"? I'm too old for this, but too young to be a boomer.
JC: "50 centimeters of ice, 12 tons. Combine's more than that."
RH: "So we can't do it?"
JC: "Well, it is only a ton over."
Richard Hammond: _[shook again]_
Well its only a tonne over.... :D
Ton*
VOKE *tonne
Borislav Paraskov it depends if they are using metric tonnes 1000kg/ 2200 pounds, long tons which is slightly more, or short tons which is 2000 pounds. Since they use both imperial and metric units and I believe long tons is British, I have no clue in this particular case. I would assume the Norwegian chart is references 1000kg
Borislav Paraskov
Borislav Paraskov hi
Clarkson: “it isn’t difficult to clear snow off a runway, it just isn’t!”
Also Clarkson: *standing there doing nothing*
Man is a hard worker! 😁👍🏽
He is allergic to manual labour after all
He’s allergic to manual labour
1:48
"this is quite snowy..."
"it must have snowed."
*staring intensifies*
Doge Charger 🔌
I lost it when Hammond said “James, the trees indicate land”
Everytime Jeremy is doing something that takes time: *COME OoOoOONNNN*
I'm from Norway and in Norway we would say that this is not wery snowy
MOFFIN im from Finland and we would say that its summer
Jeg er også fra norge
It's more snow in norway
I'm from the desert in the US. Would I survive out there if i plan a visit? Thanks.
Yes you would Just take thick clothes with u
"well its only a ton over"
hammonds face ahhaahha
Please don't steal comments
JC: "The ice is 45cm, let's say fifty"
May: "Let's say FOURTY!"
XD
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I like how their reaction to trouble is always to run. "Right. Quick. Go. Go. Just get in! GO! GO! Alright James, run!"
Jeremy would be that worst carpenter ever. “We need a board cut to 14’ 3”. “Well we’ll just say 15’ “. 😂
Worst carpentry ever is done in imperial measures
4:07 "Bravely, Jeremy dismounted" 😂
The fact Hammond’s sitting in the back like the child of the group 1:05
Running joke
I love that these guys are just grown kids x) What do you do if your vehicle almost falls through the ice and you manage to back it out? Crawl over to the hole and look into it. Why? Because it's cool... duh.
you would do the same thing wouldn't you ? i would
I love the free for all challenges and all, but when they work together on something you really feel how genuinely excited they get. This and the bridge over the river Cock are my favorites for that reason.
“This is quite a bit of snow”
“It must have snowed”
Brilliant
I feel we needed this in Canada this year really bad Top Gear please send us this next winter
yeah
Forming this trio might be the craziest thing BBC has ever done.
I'm so excited to see new Grand Tour Special in Norway.
now jeremy's using a combine harvester on his farm
Probably my favorite episode of Top Gear
What epsisode is it ?
dkalaxdk Series 16, Episode 5. No. 7. Episode #132
Are they INSANE? I'm Norwegian, and someone I know almost died this way a couple of years ago, by driving his tractor on the ice (which should have been really thick) and falling through in seconds. Luckily he managed not to panic completely and swim to the surface in the cold water. It doesn't get colder. But he's super strong and used to working outside all day. He's still having nightmares. And my father knew someone else who died this way. These three had people around them, probably Norwegians ready in wetsuits with ropes and everything. Maybe they weren't as far out on the ice as it seems like either, but still. It's hard to react quickly when several tons falls through the ice.
I love them though! :D
The BBC have insane Health and Safety checks,
You can be sure that the BBC had all sorts of safety precautions in place. This is Britain we are talking about.
They have a team of perfectly sane people to rescue them. They have a huge budget remember :)
kilibecher
Except for the safety of the aircraft.
Åhen i norge?
Year 2021 ; top gear is still in top of my UA-cam and I'm binge watching it....
4:52 Haha yeah, having come from South Dakota to live in England, and laughing at the unbridled mayhem a mere inch or two of snow can cause in the UK, I would definitely believe that.
Something clicked with the harvester for Clarkson.
"If the snow wouldn't come to the Dominator, we would take the Dominator to the snow................Here in Norway..."LMAO sounds like a line from Posh Nosh : )
+Bob Thenob If Mohammed doesn't go to the mountain, the mountain will go to Mohammed.
+frank Insine If Mohammed doesn't come to Europe. Europe will go to Mohammed...
Company007 If Mohammed doesn't eat the pancakes, the pancakes will eat Mohammed.
If mohammed won't go to the pork will bring the pork to Muhammad
"this is quite snowy"
"it must have snowed"
a BRILLANT deduction.
'Its not an emergency, it's just time to... Empty your bowels'
Love it.
On a serious note however, Top Gear doesn't have many good ideas, but this one is a rather good one.
The music at 2:47 is Tower of power by jim dooley
This is so fun to watch since I'm from Norway!
`well its oNlY a t0n oVer` jezza 2:25
Clear towards the edge line partner.
I love the fact that UA-cam comments can travel back in time so we can talk to the people while filming. The future is awesome, especially when you come to the present to help the past! Super funny as well.
Jeremy: It's quite snowy.
Hammond: It must have snowed.
"That's, not an emergency, it's just, time to empty your bowels" classic Clarkson
Driving in Norway would make for an interesting Grand Tour episode because we have really narrow roads and steep drops.
5 years later, your wish has been heard
Jeremy: THINKING
Hammond: THINKING
how did these guys get replaced there hilarious
*they're
2020 and still one of the best trios
They are the best presentors of top gear
Actually, combines are very good plowing machines once converted. There's a company here that turns trucks into plowers, they also make "snowbines" (except they're better thant this :p) and those are actually sold to airports in countries like canada and ski stations.
"Gritting Ceased"
This was my first episode. Loved it ever since
I'm quite disappointed the Bovril-Baby oil bit didn't make it to this cut. "It's like baby oil to him. Him and his lory driver friends all bovrilled up, and then they slip about" LMAO
7:23 HAHAHAHA I EXPECTED THEM TO HELP
at 2:31 i said "this is going to be entertaining".
lmao! "It is abit bumpy"
"I do believe he's just crashed."
Jeremy: its quite snowy.
Hammond: it mustve snowed.
LOL
Old top gear was the best
As an e36 owner I love how many they abused during the show 😂
It's the Clarksons Farm prequel
My eyes are getting sandy just watching this 0:33
I still havent watched any new Top Gear. BBC shot themselves in the foot because we watched TG for these 3 gentlemen and their chemistry.
“This is quite snowy”
“Must have snowed!”
I can empathize as it has been a seemingly snow-less winter : P
1:03 and 1:10
0:25 the last thing a nugget mp3 player hears when dankpods grabs the 1 grit
Lol
Unless the snow plow people at airport we decided not to give up 😂😂😂 so true tho
"It's 13 tons so we can't do it"
"It's only a ton over"
Hahaha 😂😂
I love the running gag in this show of triumphant music and celebration followed immediately by catastrophic failure and excessively loud crash sound effects
"However, unlike the snowplow people at Heathrow Airport, we decided not to just give up!"
I LOVE the irony of three petrol heads moaning about the warmth of a UK winter not being cold enough to snow. The irony.
Climate change wasn't invented yet 12 years ago
2:18
Jeremy: How thick is it?
Richard: 45cm
Jeremy: Let’s say 50.
Richard: O.O
"Combine's more than [12 tons]."
"So we can't do it?"
"Well, it is only a ton over."
Richard: _[eyebrows nearly come off his face]_
02:34 it's only a ton 😂😂 that look
6:17 "James, the trees indicate land."
LMAO
'Initiating...Gritting...' ~ JM
Kent Shooting "gritting ceased"
You know, I can see why the House of Commons kicked out that lawmaker. Watching the Dominator in action is pure pornography.
It must've snowed.
Bloody big! What a smart observation James!
We need some thicker ice!
0:35 the way James so calmly says “gritting ceased” I almost choked on my gum
2:35 I swallowed it
6:09 that cloud looks like Ukraine
David Hanák more like texas
If you watch it for a little while you can see another cloud which looks like Russia merge with it
Know this is year's ago but this comment cracked me up 😂
David Hanák ukraine=urine
@@U_C_G bruhh 0.0
4:00 isnt that music from spore?