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  • @MouseyBusiness
    @MouseyBusiness 7 років тому +7524

    Barbara: "I'll do it if it kills me!"
    Hammond: "We'd rather it didn't, there a lot of paperwork....."

  • @levbarenboim9870
    @levbarenboim9870 5 років тому +3653

    "Keep going, keep going*
    *the car explodes*
    "There you go!"

    • @alexortiz8320
      @alexortiz8320 4 роки тому +74

      “You idiot!” 😂

    • @vaillante7667
      @vaillante7667 4 роки тому +37

      "What?"

    • @kenny-kent60
      @kenny-kent60 4 роки тому +19

      @Tristen Wu yes but it can't go on the motorway going the wrong way

    • @kenny-kent60
      @kenny-kent60 4 роки тому +19

      @Tristen Wu we're alive everybody on that motorway is alive! This is the best solution ever

    • @finlandball1939
      @finlandball1939 4 роки тому +7

      I just got you to 666 likes!

  • @gregf5770
    @gregf5770 4 роки тому +7516

    I'm not even British but I absolutely love how British this entire sketch is

    • @QWERTY11309
      @QWERTY11309 4 роки тому +246

      As a brit, I can confirm that this is very British. Quite accurate if you've ever spoken to an old lady here.

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 3 роки тому +81

      Hahahaha right? it's the constabulary hahah
      And such sweet old ladies who lived through the Blitz (and to be fair, as far as national stereotypes go, they really did have balls of steel when you see the pictures of Brits hanging out underground during a raid looking relaxed as all hell)
      And Clarkson being super uncharacteristically polite and sweet hahaha
      Although as usual, not being british I never understand all of Jeremys pop culture jokes
      Enid Blyton?
      Its most apparent in the reliant robin one, he makes like 4 jokes when he crashes about the people helping looking like such and such

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 3 роки тому +25

      And honestly, I think clarkson's exploding car is perfectly sensible
      Old people driving are a maaaaassive risk
      The statistics of wrecks increase exponentially to a ridiculous degree after 75

    • @Makaveli3k.
      @Makaveli3k. 3 роки тому +6

      THAT'S THE TICKET, my good sir!

    • @sarahgoesvroom
      @sarahgoesvroom 3 роки тому

      Same

  • @elocobiscuts6390
    @elocobiscuts6390 5 років тому +13109

    Jeremy: “The airbags just gave three ladies heart attacks.”
    Also Jeremy: *Sets car to self destruct when going the wrong way on a highway.*

    • @untrust2033
      @untrust2033 5 років тому +184

      That's a motorway, for us

    • @Artix902
      @Artix902 5 років тому +81

      @@untrust2033 there is a difference between the two, but yes that is a motorway

    • @rabbitninja3900
      @rabbitninja3900 5 років тому +15

      Not Jeramy
      Richard Hammond

    • @lauracanty3180
      @lauracanty3180 5 років тому +7

      They wernt in the car

    • @tanderbrown239
      @tanderbrown239 5 років тому +4

      Very true

  • @steven-vn9ui
    @steven-vn9ui 8 років тому +9503

    The old ladies were fab. Bless them.

    • @deathrooster14
      @deathrooster14 6 років тому +286

      steven Something about old British ladies just melts my heart. :)

    • @spyrelle3970
      @spyrelle3970 6 років тому +211

      Honestly I think this was all a talent scouting trip, the dry wit of an elderly woman is often comedy gold.

    • @BlueRockEye
      @BlueRockEye 5 років тому +121

      @@deathrooster14It is so wholesome to see their reactions to the car

    • @Peron1-MC
      @Peron1-MC 5 років тому +22

      so adorable :)

    • @user-ez4ny5kd7x
      @user-ez4ny5kd7x 4 роки тому +18

      yeoldebiggetee probably not

  • @ScytheAkira
    @ScytheAkira 4 роки тому +3516

    "When have you ever experienced banging like that"
    - very poor choice of words .

  • @CapnSlipp
    @CapnSlipp 4 роки тому +2624

    4:38 Gotta love the police officer gleefully smiling at the chance to see Jeremy Clarkson in person.

    • @LazarouDave
      @LazarouDave 4 роки тому +273

      Think the smile might be more at the sheer absurdity of what they've created

    • @nickbomb0995
      @nickbomb0995 4 роки тому +49

      @@LazarouDave Yeah thats probably it😂

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit 4 роки тому +23

      LazarouDave bit of both

    • @kuzuma.
      @kuzuma. 4 роки тому +4

      That could be the cat officer

    • @Ben.N
      @Ben.N 4 роки тому +2

      @@kuzuma. BJ horseman?

  • @Taurineg
    @Taurineg 5 років тому +2886

    2:20 Bomb goes off
    3 old british ladies, unfazed, ‘_*just like the war*_’

  • @WasatchGarandMan
    @WasatchGarandMan 4 роки тому +554

    This segment was so unbelievably wholesome. I'm sure those three ladies had loads of fun

  • @adosado64
    @adosado64 6 років тому +3520

    _"What about some Battenberg, or is that too German?"_
    *_"It is too German"_*

    • @Flutschfingerbaron
      @Flutschfingerbaron 4 роки тому +177

      As a German, i have one question.
      What the hell is Battenberg :D

    • @SpandauJerry
      @SpandauJerry 4 роки тому +185

      @@Flutschfingerbaron It's a cake, related to and originatet from the mariage of (German) Prince Ludwig Alexander von Battenberg (later: Mountbatten) to Princess Victoria in 1884.
      Battenberg cake is exemplarily British, what makes the joke much more brilliant.
      RECIPE: ua-cam.com/video/Wauy_5YoDs8/v-deo.html

    • @Flutschfingerbaron
      @Flutschfingerbaron 4 роки тому +28

      @@SpandauJerry oh thanks, That Looks nice...but i hate Marzipan :/

    • @coyotem3a1
      @coyotem3a1 4 роки тому +19

      Mein bread

    • @sandrolang4972
      @sandrolang4972 4 роки тому +10

      @@Flutschfingerbaron ich hatte auch keine ahnung

  • @adeldragon183
    @adeldragon183 8 років тому +1339

    I can't get over the "SQUEEE" noise everytime the brakes are put on! XDDD

  • @aihi5466
    @aihi5466 4 роки тому +4781

    I miss these knuckleheads. Absolutely hilarious and brilliant.

    • @wassili7210
      @wassili7210 4 роки тому +136

      You can see them on Grand tour... On Amazon prime

    • @jonathangregory9098
      @jonathangregory9098 4 роки тому +21

      What happened to Top Gear

    • @dzello
      @dzello 4 роки тому +149

      @@jonathangregory9098 Jeremy got fired for punching a dude at work, they all followed him to make a new show called Grand Tour. Top Gear continued but sucks.

    • @aaryavjena8533
      @aaryavjena8533 4 роки тому +5

      Yup wassil full of fun and a lot adventures full of comedy

    • @aaryavjena8533
      @aaryavjena8533 4 роки тому +9

      I have seen all 4 seasons 20 times

  • @draeco6875
    @draeco6875 6 років тому +2201

    “When have you ever heard a banging like that?”
    “When the bombs dropped”

    • @eliczyk
      @eliczyk 4 роки тому +163

      T H E W A R

    • @PartnershipsForYou
      @PartnershipsForYou 4 роки тому +164

      That lady knew instinctively what an explosion sounded like. She didn’t even hesitate.
      THE WAR.

    • @user-tt4mi1bz6n
      @user-tt4mi1bz6n 4 роки тому +7

      Or the Vietnamese speaking trees...

    • @danitron4096
      @danitron4096 3 роки тому +20

      @@user-tt4mi1bz6n You do know that Britain was not involved in the Vietnam war

    • @amir.k3672
      @amir.k3672 3 роки тому +9

      @@danitron4096 it was to a small extent. The British taught the Americans how to fight against guerilla tactics

  • @rorystead6155
    @rorystead6155 8 років тому +2835

    The old girls are such good sports - frickin' ace

    • @xzakx7036
      @xzakx7036 8 років тому +3

      Rory Stead ikr

    • @kenolsen1845
      @kenolsen1845 5 років тому +5

      Are you speaking " English" ?

    • @not_skylarrr
      @not_skylarrr 5 років тому +2

      Please enter a name. What do you mean

  • @ImaPROgamer1314
    @ImaPROgamer1314 4 роки тому +1919

    5:29
    I love how that ladies eyes get way bigger once handed the bag of chips!

    • @DanJWR22
      @DanJWR22 4 роки тому +242

      Cransma CRISPS!

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit 4 роки тому +24

      Cransma lady’s*

    • @lwzeis
      @lwzeis 4 роки тому +6

      Dan JWR No CHIPS

    • @LUNE.44
      @LUNE.44 4 роки тому +72

      C R I S P S

    • @noelalex1
      @noelalex1 4 роки тому +36

      You have to be British to watch this show

  • @JS-ci4fj
    @JS-ci4fj 9 років тому +5099

    hahahaha "Did you ever heard that bang before?" "When the bombs dropped!"

    • @MCO18
      @MCO18 8 років тому +405

      "Three quite elderly ladies in there have all had heart attacks."

    • @vexzarkov7791
      @vexzarkov7791 8 років тому +14

      +Jeroen Steens the meh iv seen it before look just made it all much more funny

    • @KempoYoutubeChannel
      @KempoYoutubeChannel 8 років тому +56

      +Jeroen Steens and on that bombshell...

    • @Jaaylinu
      @Jaaylinu 8 років тому +4

      +Jeroen Steens are you from the Netherlands i am and my name is jeroen as well

    • @JS-ci4fj
      @JS-ci4fj 8 років тому +3

      Jeroen vdP such a beautiful name ;p and yes I'm from the netherlands :D

  • @razz0rric106
    @razz0rric106 5 років тому +1293

    "Ginger beer's a bit racey ?"
    "Nooo Enid Blyton used to rub herself with it"

  • @mzzzzz2179
    @mzzzzz2179 4 роки тому +1480

    Jeremy is surprisingly very nice and respectful to the elderly lol

    • @mokonono5903
      @mokonono5903 3 роки тому +107

      Jezza's about to be one today.. wouldn't want to make fun of them and have to think about it while struggling to take a shit without assistance or just trying to pick something up.
      On that note though, I'm really quite sad to see Jeremy's health declining so much. I know it comes with age but I just cant help but feel sad to know he's coming to an end sometime and there's no stopping it.

    • @dahat1992
      @dahat1992 2 роки тому +80

      Why's it surprising? He's always respectful to people older than him!
      It just so happens most people are younger, so... 😅

    • @user-nj1ob8ht3p
      @user-nj1ob8ht3p 2 роки тому +18

      Cause now he is one

    • @Unknown_Ooh
      @Unknown_Ooh Рік тому +6

      Jeremy is the elderly 😂

    • @ShanesAutos
      @ShanesAutos Рік тому +3

      Why is that surprising??

  • @Whoami691
    @Whoami691 8 років тому +1857

    "when was the last time you heard banging like that?"
    "The War...."
    xD Brilliant!

    • @SamuelHarrison
      @SamuelHarrison 5 років тому +9

      We meet again

    • @NaenaeGaming
      @NaenaeGaming 5 років тому +16

      Wait how have they got the car then...
      “You can’t have one Hammond, there’s a war on.”

    • @Athenstrainman
      @Athenstrainman 5 років тому +10

      In the bed room

    • @alfiefahey4589
      @alfiefahey4589 4 роки тому

      Whoami691
      Lll

  • @snappy452
    @snappy452 6 років тому +647

    I LOVE how the ladies were so matter of fact when it came to the loud bangs.
    They survived Hitler. Your airbag barely registers. Jezza was more startled than they were lol.

    • @Rambit
      @Rambit 3 роки тому +41

      Jezza doesn't register loud bangs anymore he just thinks they are Hammond crashing again

    • @QWERTY11309
      @QWERTY11309 3 роки тому +26

      @@Rambit he probably wonders if pepsi finally put an advert on the bottom of hammonds car

    • @ROBLOXGamingDavid
      @ROBLOXGamingDavid 2 роки тому +2

      its because Jeremy Clarkson was born in the start of the 60's and he's never in military service, nor if any country invaded the UK after WW2. It would be the best way for him to experience the explosions and the banging sounds... Well until Top Gear.

  • @SparkieFuchs
    @SparkieFuchs 4 роки тому +234

    I know, nobody would probably see this, but what I like the most about it, is that those elderly people probably had a really nice day. Joking and laughing as they went to their activities.

  • @doownek87
    @doownek87 8 років тому +647

    "When have you ever experienced banging like that!" - "The war!" well, she might be right in both respects :D

  • @nicolasleblond279
    @nicolasleblond279 10 років тому +2317

    "there you gooooo"
    "you idiiiooooot"
    "what?"
    "well it's ruuuiiiiined"

    • @disgustedhorse6252
      @disgustedhorse6252 10 років тому +4

      i agree

    • @SuperGamewarrior101
      @SuperGamewarrior101 9 років тому +57

      And on that bombshell, back to the studio

    • @samedman1
      @samedman1 9 років тому +44

      Nicolas LEBLOND
      lady: ''get me bottom around!''
      Jeremy: ''should we get a nurse to do this?''
      lady: '' I'L DO IT IF IT KILLS ME...''

    • @SubSIL3NTPodcast
      @SubSIL3NTPodcast 9 років тому +4

      +Nicolas LEBLOND play that at 0.5 speed it is glorious :)

    • @nicolasleblond279
      @nicolasleblond279 9 років тому +3

      SubSIL3NT Podcast How do you do that???

  • @bobafett7121
    @bobafett7121 2 роки тому +356

    I'm actually impressed at how Jeremy made a self destruct system that works perfectly fine and no one was harmed, if Hammond is doing that then the car would basically turn into a moving nuclear warhead.

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle 2 роки тому +48

      If James had made it, it would just be a little speaker that says "Excuse me loves, but you're going the wrong way."

    • @GraveUypo
      @GraveUypo Рік тому +2

      you do know they're not in the car when the system activates, right? that this is an entertainment tv show. also that none of them make any of these stuff. of course you know that.

    • @danielhorrachsanchez4710
      @danielhorrachsanchez4710 Рік тому +1

      I can perfectly get how impressed you are, but what really infuriates me and makes me lose my faith in the future is that absolutely NO ONE has done anything to bring back British automotive industry, which would be a great chance to make quality products, far from British Leyland's (and then Austin-Rover's) disasters. And for extension, to ensure that virtually every EU country has its own automotive industry, so they don't have to rely on German and French manufacturers, basically

    • @thejay8963
      @thejay8963 Рік тому +1

      ​@@GraveUypo humor.

    • @Corkassnigga82378freddy
      @Corkassnigga82378freddy Рік тому +3

      ​@@GraveUypothey're clearly in the car

  • @toma6068
    @toma6068 5 років тому +696

    4:33 "Oh no the constabulary"

    • @gyrtiasnecrotaros4710
      @gyrtiasnecrotaros4710 4 роки тому +107

      I love it that the reply was "not again"

    • @x67th
      @x67th 4 роки тому +7

      Typical drill lyrics , these man brought drill to the mainstage

    • @Pulsarnix
      @Pulsarnix 4 роки тому +6

      "Oh not again"

    • @fosterfuchs
      @fosterfuchs 26 днів тому

      Much better than the Albanian Rozzers.

  • @Kleavers
    @Kleavers 11 років тому +3283

    It's probably not that the US version sucks. It's that nobody can simply top the UK version. Ever.

    • @alfredvillanueva6973
      @alfredvillanueva6973 11 років тому +247

      As an American US Top Gear sucks

    • @Pewling
      @Pewling 11 років тому +179

      I think the hosts simply lacked the charm we've come to expect, much like the Australian version, they smacked on an accent and figured that was it, but it was just terrible.. Old english men however, they have the mystical british charm =P

    • @imortaliz
      @imortaliz 11 років тому +8

      i like the uk version best too but i love hove the US version allways does like a roadtrip

    • @shockwave1xD
      @shockwave1xD 11 років тому +26

      And thats why the us version sucks ^^ The UK version does better stuff and is funnier (for example the episode in china)

    • @JackJack-rg9xw
      @JackJack-rg9xw 11 років тому +3

      how dos it suck really don't like it don't watch it and shut up

  • @Billiamiscool
    @Billiamiscool 8 років тому +2407

    How the hell did they convince the authorities to allow them to drive that thing on public roads!

    • @tazb88
      @tazb88 8 років тому +289

      money

    • @stevejensen8874
      @stevejensen8874 8 років тому +313

      Yea they're on television. So they can do anything they want

    • @jc441-i3q
      @jc441-i3q 8 років тому +573

      If it passes the relevant roadworthiness tests then it's legal to drive in public - no matter how weird it looks.
      For the exploding doors part though they probably had the road closed.

    • @hannahcarli498
      @hannahcarli498 7 років тому +2

      Billiamiscool i

    • @dremlin54gmd47
      @dremlin54gmd47 7 років тому +1

      Billiamiscool luck?

  • @viciniscaletta9861
    @viciniscaletta9861 5 років тому +289

    5:20 Hammond represents me and 70 percent of people in that same situation

  • @ProjectRaijin
    @ProjectRaijin 2 роки тому +91

    Hope these elderly women had an incredible life, they were so sweet and happy; if your grandparents are still here spend every moment you can with them

    • @SubArchitectDJ
      @SubArchitectDJ 11 місяців тому +1

      My grandparents were all abusive alcoholics. They didn't deserve any of my time.

    • @FarmYardGaming
      @FarmYardGaming 4 місяці тому +1

      Assuming they aren't the above then yes, the three in this video put a massive smile on my face every time I watch this episode

  • @SNOREOFF
    @SNOREOFF 10 років тому +1566

    "When did you ever experience a banging like that ?"
    "The war" :D
    ohh I am on the ground

    • @klystron2010
      @klystron2010 9 років тому +53

      Those perverted Germans...

    • @MicroageHD
      @MicroageHD 9 років тому +12

      ***** Hey! I'm not perverted! >:O

    • @jaggass
      @jaggass 9 років тому +8

      SNOREOFF im surprised the ladies didnt say ''during the war'' like uncle albert from ofah

    • @IllusivePrime
      @IllusivePrime 9 років тому +8

      SNOREOFF "And with that, back to the studio."

    • @ian-op5fv
      @ian-op5fv 6 років тому +27

      The Meme Vault It was the biggest war in human history that encompassed the entire world, resulted the deaths of more than 80 million people and changed everything. If WW1 was the "Great War" then WW2 definitely deserves the title of "The War".

  • @mundotaku_org
    @mundotaku_org 8 років тому +620

    lol, I love the "Tiddles" tomb on top of the car.

  • @lordshankracing4724
    @lordshankracing4724 4 роки тому +338

    To me having a picnic in a car like that when I'm 80 would be a pleasant experience.

    • @AJ-dx6bn
      @AJ-dx6bn 4 роки тому +12

      Next to the highway near the busy rail

    • @bobcostas6272
      @bobcostas6272 3 роки тому +2

      @@AJ-dx6bn yes

    • @Tylerpierre99
      @Tylerpierre99 3 роки тому +9

      Tbh being 80+ and stuck in a home, I'd too be just grateful to get out. I think I'd be happy to eat a sandwich in a car if I had to sit in the nursing home 24/7

  • @rexskii
    @rexskii 8 років тому +1487

    Rover James, A car dedicated to Mr. Slow, James May.

  • @Wanking_wanker
    @Wanking_wanker 5 років тому +334

    “I will do it if it kills me”
    “We rather it didn’t....it’s a lot of paperwork”

  • @ravin21k
    @ravin21k 4 роки тому +586

    The grannies looked like they had a nice time :')

  • @DanielSmith-tb9vi
    @DanielSmith-tb9vi 11 років тому +79

    visitied my grandma on thanksgiving who is 95. Great lady and found this clip very hilarious!!

    • @notsober4369
      @notsober4369 7 років тому +1

      Daniel Valmont She dead yet?

    • @balsak1535
      @balsak1535 7 років тому +3

      A Real Black Person lmao

  • @macman975
    @macman975 4 роки тому +165

    5:18 Clarkson enjoying his food just as much as the old ladies 😆 Hammond is the only one looking awkward lol

  • @loonatticat
    @loonatticat 4 роки тому +132

    @5:30 - the look in Barbara’s eyes as she’s handed a treat...PURE LUST.

  • @NortyLukey
    @NortyLukey 9 років тому +182

    "Look at the speed we're going, three miles an hour look!"

  • @TheMinecraftfreak668
    @TheMinecraftfreak668 5 років тому +441

    "I wet myself again"
    Well that's what the water proof interior are for.

    • @SugmaNatsu
      @SugmaNatsu 4 роки тому +13

      So the waterproof interior is actually for hammond😂
      That's very well thought out

    • @emmanuelwestra6524
      @emmanuelwestra6524 4 роки тому

      Rifht

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle 2 роки тому

      @@SugmaNatsu No, for Hammond it's fireproof and with a roll cage.

  • @SethCocker05
    @SethCocker05 4 роки тому +265

    Those ladies were lovely. Really nice

    • @LeoDragon34
      @LeoDragon34 4 роки тому +12

      I thought so too. They were perfect for this ridiculous experiment!

  • @nusratwahid6380
    @nusratwahid6380 9 років тому +802

    "External rear mounted airbags" lllllllooooolllllllll😂

    • @generator5500w
      @generator5500w 9 років тому +1

      +Nusrat Wahid lol yeah but can give any women a heart attack easily

    • @ilittlemonster22
      @ilittlemonster22 9 років тому +7

      +Nusrat Wahid Can you explain what "lllllllooooolllllllll" means? I'm aware it means "laugh out loud" but doesn't spamming each letter make it "laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh out out out out out out out out out out loud loud loud loud loud loud loud"?

    • @nusratwahid6380
      @nusratwahid6380 9 років тому +1

      Stormtrooper is one word pls respect I just watched star wars the force awakens so I have no words to say

    • @davetiffany8982
      @davetiffany8982 9 років тому

      +Stormtrooper is one word pls respect Maybe there's a really bad echo

    • @farhatrahim4947
      @farhatrahim4947 8 років тому

      Apni kon desher?

  • @clashersparadise
    @clashersparadise 5 років тому +348

    I first laughed when they called it the james

    • @affa_lol
      @affa_lol 3 роки тому +4

      And now it's dead

  • @B_Sandman
    @B_Sandman Рік тому +17

    I'm only 36 but i absolutely love spending time with the older folks! It really helps my perspective in life and frankly, they have more experience at it than i do, so i appreciate their perspective on matters. Plus, a lot of them are actually still young at heart. Far too many of them have been thrown away and forgotten by their own flesh and blood.

  • @dumptuckk
    @dumptuckk 9 років тому +3216

    I feel like being really old is like being really high all the time lol

    • @fratkeskin7255
      @fratkeskin7255 9 років тому +34

      Hahahah...No

    • @guatemalantomcat
      @guatemalantomcat 9 років тому +154

      +dumptuck It really does seem like it. Tehy seem to be impressed and ecstatic about everything.

    • @dumptuckk
      @dumptuckk 9 років тому +146

      ***** Yea as well as being slow as shit and needing help doing anything...

    • @babalada1
      @babalada1 8 років тому +205

      +dumptuck so exactly like being high all the time

    • @sergeymeshkov
      @sergeymeshkov 8 років тому +2

      +dumptuck being british old lady)

  • @InForTheLonghaul
    @InForTheLonghaul 9 років тому +965

    The grave stone on the roof lol!

    • @jellyfishattack
      @jellyfishattack 9 років тому +14

      +AIM_SideWinder I didn't notice that! I thought there was just a cat carrier!

    • @InForTheLonghaul
      @InForTheLonghaul 9 років тому +3

      jellyfishattack :D

    • @muhammadfirdaus8012
      @muhammadfirdaus8012 8 років тому +3

      yep...why they put it on the roof? for accidents? lol

    • @muhammadfirdaus8012
      @muhammadfirdaus8012 8 років тому +3

      lol

    • @CraigBickerstaff
      @CraigBickerstaff 8 років тому +19

      +Muhammadfirdaus Muhdfirdausbjumadi Because the "cat" "died" when it fell off the roof on the motorway.

  • @TimothyOnline
    @TimothyOnline 4 роки тому +39

    "I'll do it if it kills me." Gotta love those fierce, stubborn old British ladies!

  • @Sanctimoniously
    @Sanctimoniously 9 років тому +157

    It is always so hilarious when Clarkson has to put on his reading glasses.

  • @James-mb4tt
    @James-mb4tt 8 років тому +394

    Anyone else think the Sat Nav is probably the funniest thing in this video?

    • @petardj9128
      @petardj9128 6 років тому +1

      James 12345

    • @dude7756
      @dude7756 6 років тому +1

      Y of course.
      Best sat nav ever!

    • @OfficialDJWolve
      @OfficialDJWolve 5 років тому +22

      *"If you wouldn't mind turning left that would be smashing"*

    • @Coleman_H
      @Coleman_H 5 років тому +14

      "Don't overdo it, not with your back"

    • @rndmzr153
      @rndmzr153 5 років тому +1

      No, the explosion at the end was

  • @communismoclock9958
    @communismoclock9958 2 роки тому +22

    I love how the old ladies mentioned they lived through the war and when Jeremy and Richard went to get food, they said the battenburgs were "Too german". I love that attention to detail.
    Did I mention this was a show about cars?

  • @AlecSK27
    @AlecSK27 8 років тому +136

    At first..I thought Hammonds' voice suddenly got much deeper at 3:09...

  • @minifratellijames
    @minifratellijames 8 років тому +113

    I like how they edited in a "crowbar being dropped on a concrete floor" sound effect at 7:00
    Gets me every time

    • @muhammadfirdaus8012
      @muhammadfirdaus8012 8 років тому +3

      yep...it same

    • @theswiss24
      @theswiss24 6 років тому +10

      It’s a spanner not a crow bar

    • @catbreath007
      @catbreath007 2 роки тому +2

      @@theswiss24 .. Yes it was a spanner, a 19mm Halfords combination spanner to be exact !! 👍

    • @jimmyrustler8983
      @jimmyrustler8983 5 місяців тому

      ​@@catbreath007Yup, definitely not a Snap-On, or you'd have heard someone cry after dropping it.

  • @sophielamm
    @sophielamm 3 роки тому +37

    when she opened the crisps for her I actually started crying how cute

  • @malteaser8438
    @malteaser8438 9 років тому +461

    Self destruct: Best solution ever.
    *my profile pic is the face he had when he thought of the idea*

    • @MrBioniclefan1
      @MrBioniclefan1 9 років тому +2

      Fish Cake Yes it is.

    • @FLAME4564
      @FLAME4564 9 років тому +5

      +Fish Cake yea but with just one hitch. Once done not only cant u go the wrong way down areas like a motorway but XD You cannot reverse back up the bloody entrance.
      That is the biggest flaw with self destruct in a car.
      In order to have it simple. Just limit self destruct to the engine and Viola. Simplistic.

    • @MrBioniclefan1
      @MrBioniclefan1 9 років тому +2

      FLAME4564 Yep

    • @mrflibble1259
      @mrflibble1259 6 років тому +7

      Malteaser I'm guessing you've changed your profile pic sinice writing this 😂

  • @elektrokuma
    @elektrokuma 9 років тому +617

    this car looks like its parents cars are siblings.

    • @perspii2808
      @perspii2808 5 років тому +10

      Gregorius LaFayette Instead of the Royal James it should be called the Royal Habsburg

    • @yenchey3270
      @yenchey3270 5 років тому

      Looks more like a dog to me

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 5 років тому +1

      The Rover James von Habsburg

  • @jishan6992
    @jishan6992 3 роки тому +16

    The grandma's are so lovely. My heart can't handle all this cuteness

  • @warmstrong5612
    @warmstrong5612 9 років тому +156

    Oh No, it's the constabulary. LOL.

    • @R3tr0v1ru5
      @R3tr0v1ru5 9 років тому +18

      Warren Armstrong "Nothing to see here" - the irony.

  • @felixcatora4105
    @felixcatora4105 9 років тому +223

    "There you go!" :D
    "... *YOU IDIOT!!!*" D:

  • @edbighead9430
    @edbighead9430 2 роки тому +17

    The fine lady in the front sitting between the two lads reminds me of my grandma, which passed 13 years ago.
    Needless to say I still miss her every day.
    I think- just like the other three ladies attending- she would have had the same amount of fun.

  • @drpibisback7680
    @drpibisback7680 Рік тому +57

    4:34 - The casual delivery of "oh no, the constabulary" is just marvelous.

  • @killjoy_ao4653
    @killjoy_ao4653 7 років тому +345

    Oh no it's the constablulary

    • @ervanaugusto791
      @ervanaugusto791 4 роки тому +19

      Very British indeed

    • @FarmYardGaming
      @FarmYardGaming 4 роки тому +2

      "Oiyup, want a cup o' tea with the lads at Gary's House on Friday night? It'll be bloody marvellous, I'm tellin' ya"

  •  8 років тому +250

    "I've wet myself! Again!"
    Best ending lmao

    • @nicholassammons3881
      @nicholassammons3881 5 років тому

      Your name and profile pic are cute

    • @elliothunter2579
      @elliothunter2579 5 років тому +1

      I love how, even with an exploded car, Hammond remembers to put the gear back into 1st lmao.

  • @ghostxx1810
    @ghostxx1810 4 роки тому +54

    7:05 miss Hammond saying, "you idiot!"

  • @divyeshgutta2053
    @divyeshgutta2053 8 років тому +146

    "Don't over do it. Not with your back"

  • @ivorharden
    @ivorharden 8 років тому +309

    "oh it's a rover" lol

    • @brekezek
      @brekezek 5 років тому +5

      A James!

    • @Trija204
      @Trija204 5 років тому +2

      A Fiat Multipla!

  • @sebobie
    @sebobie 3 роки тому +25

    “What is she called?”
    “No, this is the James, The Rover James”
    “Oh it’s a Rover, yes?”

  • @yayasucahya2069
    @yayasucahya2069 6 років тому +196

    6:57 Look at Hammond's face!

  • @AdonisAmarante
    @AdonisAmarante 8 років тому +88

    I wished so hard for them to test that front bumper...

    • @AtlasJr
      @AtlasJr 7 років тому +8

      Adonis Amarante they do on the show, they try to park it and test it out

  • @williamfischer3990
    @williamfischer3990 Рік тому +10

    “Don’t overdue it, not with your back.” That’s the greatest navigation commentary ever.

  • @SunnyyScott
    @SunnyyScott 5 років тому +46

    6:23 THAT SQUEAK IM CRYING

  • @2stroketurbo
    @2stroketurbo 11 років тому +1048

    Oh I can't stop laughing .....ow my stomach hurts

  • @aleisterwilloughby3930
    @aleisterwilloughby3930 3 роки тому +9

    Extremely sarcastic, yet extremely wholesome at the same time. I love this damn show.

  • @OJHgaming
    @OJHgaming 9 років тому +128

    6:54 I laughed my ass off
    No, seriously. It's on the floor and I don't know what to do

  • @laurenswitte8483
    @laurenswitte8483 8 років тому +36

    I really love the part where Jeremy pushes that cart like 'well i don't care'

  • @caracho7191
    @caracho7191 3 роки тому +56

    "You idiot! You destroyed the car!"
    "We are alive, everyone else is alive. It´s the best solution. Now we cannot go the wrong direction"
    "Yeah, because we can´t go anywhere!"

  • @ghostbirdofprey
    @ghostbirdofprey 9 років тому +23

    I love the lady in the front.
    Oh the roof's leaking. Nothing to worry about, I'll just get out the cups and buckets.

  • @ek6648
    @ek6648 4 роки тому +104

    The 'Ehhhhhh' at 6:03 sounds like a great notification sound

  • @ethanol1586
    @ethanol1586 2 роки тому +4

    I love these old ladies. They're so sweet and wholesome and makes my day every time I watch this

  • @MrSpiffykai
    @MrSpiffykai 8 років тому +134

    7:00 Hammond still bothered to put it in gear :p

  • @KingreX32
    @KingreX32 9 років тому +62

    So they lived throuh the Blitzkrieg. Mad respect to them. I remember reading about it in school. If that had happened to me I totally would be a german hating paranoid wreck for the rest of my life.

    • @poverpk
      @poverpk 9 років тому +8

      British loved through the Blitzkrieg?! Don't make me laugh.

    • @scottwallace2942
      @scottwallace2942 9 років тому +6

      Kingrex16 Different generation, as a brit, a generation im proud of, when germany knocked on Britains door and were all alone and we stood our ground, when they bombed the cities, people spirit would not be broken, working 16 hour days to keep factories going, relatives and freinds dying, but never faltered, they say nothing beats a brit with their back against the wall, and this generation proved that, nice to see other places are taught about it, often feels like our help during WW2 is almost forgotten, thanks to america

    • @KingreX32
      @KingreX32 9 років тому +1

      scott wallace lol freaking yanks always joining late.
      But ya grade 11 history class here in canada we learned about the Blitzkrieg. People lost their whole family and their homes. It must have sucked I cant imagine losing all that. I flipout when I lose my cellphone.

    • @dom69foco
      @dom69foco 9 років тому +9

      Guys, I think you have this a bit backwards - Britons lived through the BLITZ. Blitzkreig is the "Lightning War" tactic Germany used to rapidly invade Western Europe. Luckily, Britain was the wrong side of the English Channel to succumb to the Blitzkreig.

    • @scottwallace2942
      @scottwallace2942 9 років тому

      dom69foco And what makes you think we got it confused? everything i said was what happened during the BLITZ bombings on the UK, i know full well the difference between the two

  • @iainballas
    @iainballas Рік тому +7

    "I'll do this if it kills me!"
    "We'd rather not... it's a lot of paperwork."
    100 percent british response.

  • @JoHNSmith-fh3vf
    @JoHNSmith-fh3vf 5 років тому +28

    I've watch alot of these episodes of Top gear and loved them all but I havent laughed so hard until this episode. Oh my God that was epic!

  • @alfievines5917
    @alfievines5917 5 років тому +27

    I love even with Jeremy being his normal condescending self, and Hammond almost killing the passengers, they’re still good sports.

  • @Viraniel666
    @Viraniel666 3 роки тому +15

    I can only imagine how fun it must have been for the ladies to get out of the old folks home. A lot of old people get dumped by their families into care homes and as you can imagine, they are bored out of their faces.

  • @nathanaellingerfelt6314
    @nathanaellingerfelt6314 8 років тому +93

    5:21 that face tho 😂😂

  • @Nombredeusuario1030
    @Nombredeusuario1030 8 років тому +30

    1:05 best moment EVER

  • @lilchopstixz2161
    @lilchopstixz2161 4 роки тому +4

    5:20 seeing that grandma chew for some reason gave me some wholesome feelings don’t know why

  • @paulrippcord506
    @paulrippcord506 10 років тому +85

    My issue with American Top Gear is that the host don't quite have the same chemistry as James, Richard and Jeremy, partially because they are all roughly the same age and because America is a rather large country whose regions are so radically different and spread out, whereas England is tiny in comparison, but in that regard the host are pretty familiar with with the country as a whole and couldn't possibly have grown up more than 500 miles from each other, age not withstanding.
    My other issues are the lack unique challenges, locations and destruction.

    • @kare2much
      @kare2much 10 років тому +5

      American's are better at scripted comedy than reality TV. All of our reality TV is just OMG MY DAUGHTERS PREGNANT OMG LETS CALL SWAT and everyone is crying and screaming.

    • @LewDawn
      @LewDawn 10 років тому +13

      Kare2muchJR sorry to bub your burstlle but top gear is like 90% scripted.

    • @sbpannekoek
      @sbpannekoek 9 років тому +7

      Yea, and Americans just don't have that "Britishness" that makes British shows like this, and bottome, vicar of dibley etc. so good.

    • @alyosha7868
      @alyosha7868 9 років тому +1

      *****
      And the fact that it's just a straight rip off. I'm not going to watch a copy.

    • @p00ner1sm
      @p00ner1sm 9 років тому +5

      ***** You act as if Americans straight up stole it. BBC decided to make the show in the US, its still produced and scripted by the Brits.

  • @gregmayled
    @gregmayled 9 років тому +18

    Lady - " what is she called?"
    Jeremy - " No this is the James"
    Hahahahja

  • @agentcoxack7368
    @agentcoxack7368 3 роки тому +15

    “When have you heard banging like that?”
    “The war. When the bombs dropped.”
    Blimey that’s funny.

  • @aestheticcruise8807
    @aestheticcruise8807 4 роки тому +8

    Elderly women like those truly are gems, beautifully spirited

  • @ModifiedMyers
    @ModifiedMyers 8 років тому +181

    I only told you to blow the bloody doors off!

    • @samhobbs6517
      @samhobbs6517 8 років тому +1

      Good one!

    • @sierra9221
      @sierra9221 8 років тому +6

      Haha the Italian job reference

    • @iamnokkanokka
      @iamnokkanokka 8 років тому

      GamingGamer01 w

    • @hellshound3154
      @hellshound3154 4 роки тому

      Ed Myers You got the reference wrong... and in three years not a single person corrected you

  • @Bottom_cogwheel
    @Bottom_cogwheel Місяць тому +9

    I just realised why it’s called James 💀

  • @fbi1168
    @fbi1168 5 років тому +94

    If Charlie’s family from Charlie and the chocolate factory had a car this would be it

    • @thejay8963
      @thejay8963 4 роки тому +3

      Goddamnit, since when did Ice Age Baby run the FBI?

    • @jd_the_cat
      @jd_the_cat 3 роки тому

      @@thejay8963 What the hell happened here?

  • @Rambit
    @Rambit 3 роки тому +4

    Props to the pyrotechnics/explosives and practical effects team for that sequence with the self destruct. That's bloody excellent

  • @DoomderX
    @DoomderX Місяць тому +2

    "ill do it if it kills me" Thats a person who reminds me of my Great Nan RIP

  • @babyletzy
    @babyletzy 7 років тому +25

    the squeaky break was the funniest

  • @BigGman1998
    @BigGman1998 3 роки тому +6

    Just a reminder to cherish your elders (within the realms of possibility and respect for your mental health, of course).
    You never know how long they can stay around, and when they're gone it always feels like something important is missing.

  • @nikerailfanningttm9046
    @nikerailfanningttm9046 Рік тому +6

    0:04 *SQUEEK*
    Every time the brakes are pressed, I die laughing my ass off! Greatest episode I ever saw on live tv back in the day!

    • @DerpOKat21
      @DerpOKat21 Рік тому +1

      It's so funny it sounds kinda sad.

  • @davidbray5982
    @davidbray5982 5 років тому +27

    I mean, a lot of the problems identified are genuinely problems my grandad had with his car.
    - he struggled with the UI
    - he would have loved the name “rover James”
    - he could never put anything in the boot bc it’s too high
    - he did complain a lot that the wing mirrors were too small

    • @bert1029
      @bert1029 5 років тому +2

      David bray Sorry to sound dense, but what's the UI?

    • @davidbray5982
      @davidbray5982 5 років тому +2

      @@bert1029 no worries, UI means "User interface", so I was talking about the sat-nav, air conditioning, radio, etc. All the buttons were small, and often the descriptions made no sense. Top gear greatly simplified this, and I'm sure my granddad would have genuinely preferred this design to the car he had.

    • @h4rdi7g3
      @h4rdi7g3 5 років тому +2

      I think that's the point when they do car mods on top gear.
      The general way it goes is they have brilliant ideas but enginered by idiots. That's where the comedy comes from.

    • @danielscholtz2780
      @danielscholtz2780 4 роки тому

      You sound like a programmer or tech support guy. You used the word "UI" and you put everything nicely in bullet form 😃