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  • @bleentrean5849
    @bleentrean5849 3 роки тому +3556

    "Tonight!"
    "I turn a Pan fire into a Van fire."
    "Richard is kidnapped by the elderly."
    "And James is romantic."

    • @imamagungsetiawan3213
      @imamagungsetiawan3213 2 роки тому +60

      Added by a cut video james said "it's allright, it's romantic"

    • @TDSWar
      @TDSWar 2 роки тому +9

      “And Jeremy won’t shut up” lol

    • @sdfilmproductions4193
      @sdfilmproductions4193 2 роки тому +20

      "And Top Gear dog is sick!🤮"

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Рік тому +9

      Richard is kidnapped by the elderly is the best thing I've ever heard

    • @janusz4156
      @janusz4156 Рік тому +1

      Plus Kia Cerato Diesel 1.5.

  • @Str4t0sPh3rE
    @Str4t0sPh3rE 3 роки тому +5346

    I think the title should read, "Can a caravan survive on a Top Gear holiday?"

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster 3 роки тому +86

      We all know it can't

    • @whovianhistorybuff
      @whovianhistorybuff 3 роки тому +33

      We don't need to watch to know the answer to that question

    • @michaelhealey9538
      @michaelhealey9538 3 роки тому +22

      That's like asking if someone could survive a 50,000 ft drop 😅

    • @whovianhistorybuff
      @whovianhistorybuff 3 роки тому +3

      @@michaelhealey9538 you'd be surprised how high up humans can survive, try this lady at 33,000ft en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vesna_Vulovi%C4%87?wprov=sfla1

    • @Frserthegreenengine
      @Frserthegreenengine 3 роки тому +7

      More like; "Can two caravans survive on a Top Gear holiday?"

  • @HenriCapper
    @HenriCapper 3 роки тому +5126

    "Tonight on top gear....."
    "I hold an AK-47"
    "Richard gets kidnapped"
    "And James backs over a tent"

  • @harrywithanh
    @harrywithanh 4 роки тому +5204

    Should rename this video: *Richard Hammond Gets Kidnapped By An Old Lady, James May Destroys A Campsite, And Jeremy Clarkson Commits Arson*

    • @rogehmarbi
      @rogehmarbi 4 роки тому +159

      I still remember the intro "Richard wears a hat, James wears a hat, and I wear a hat too..."
      They should change that to this one

    • @Deepwaterjew
      @Deepwaterjew 4 роки тому +75

      Technically Hammond committed arson, the initial fire was an accident. Hammond throwing the flaming cushion out the window was intentional.

    • @KingofFray
      @KingofFray 3 роки тому +3

      Just like kyoani studio last year

    • @ThatLonelyMeatball
      @ThatLonelyMeatball 3 роки тому +14

      Richard Hammond saves potato

    • @sjfoster12
      @sjfoster12 3 роки тому +19

      “TONIGHT.....”

  • @TheTerminator423
    @TheTerminator423 3 роки тому +4238

    You two are sleeping a double bed, Im going to ring the daily mail immediately” 😂😂

    • @user-ev3bh2rg2o
      @user-ev3bh2rg2o 3 роки тому +8

      🤣

    • @davedoesthingsdreaded
      @davedoesthingsdreaded 3 роки тому +84

      I'm pretty sure they didn't actually sleep there. As soon as the cameras off they go a hotel

    • @davedoesthingsdreaded
      @davedoesthingsdreaded 3 роки тому +57

      The fire was so obviously set up.

    • @mujrahman9219
      @mujrahman9219 3 роки тому +129

      @@davedoesthingsdreaded but it was funny

    • @andylana2544
      @andylana2544 3 роки тому +207

      @@davedoesthingsdreaded Shame you weren't there, you could've pissed on that too.

  • @redrogon666
    @redrogon666 8 років тому +4632

    "What's this? it's an ak-47!"
    "yes. I thought, I'm going to be in a box all weekend with a James may so what do I need?"

    • @sfoster.23
      @sfoster.23 7 років тому +81

      Well he's not wrong!

    • @donramax4409
      @donramax4409 7 років тому +78

      Safety XD, James already can't drive with a caravan, can't park with a caravan and can't live normally unless he is in a actual home.

    • @nowaydude7812
      @nowaydude7812 7 років тому +1

      Tracer your drunk go back to overwatch!

    • @grassdrifter587
      @grassdrifter587 7 років тому +3

      Speaking of I hate it got burned and they didn't think to save it I can't imagine how much that cost lol

    • @hypnotised-clover
      @hypnotised-clover 7 років тому +14

      Oswald Cobblepot jeremy: Whats that?Is that a train? That sound how often is that gonna happen? james:I kinda like it, its romantic. hamster:Dont say that! We're in the same bed!

  • @dalewasson5919
    @dalewasson5919 3 роки тому +1808

    "It's all right, it's romantic."
    - James May, 2006
    "Don't say things like that! I'm on the same bed as you!"
    - Richard Hammond, 2006

  • @futurecat
    @futurecat 3 роки тому +641

    6:15 - Seven, just seven seconds from "Jeremy said he'll cook lunch" to the beginning of the fire that will consume their caravan.

    • @kingGar27
      @kingGar27 3 роки тому +9

      It's completely staged. Compare the height of the trees at 02:49 (when they part the caravan) and again at 07:47 (when the caravan fire is put out).

    • @010MACS
      @010MACS 3 роки тому +18

      @@kingGar27 no shit

    • @seemeslegit3765
      @seemeslegit3765 3 роки тому +25

      @@kingGar27 really??? after richard said that he used all the water on his hair???

    • @ferrariboy5647
      @ferrariboy5647 3 роки тому +1

      Dude who cares it’s so good because it looks realistic anyway

    • @Viktor-wn2ch
      @Viktor-wn2ch 3 роки тому +4

      @@ferrariboy5647 It looks realistic because the caravan was real and also the fire.

  • @albert7721
    @albert7721 7 років тому +10317

    R.I.P " Top Gear Dog " passed away January 11th 2017 at 11 years old.You were so very loved by all.....

    • @killjoy_ao4653
      @killjoy_ao4653 7 років тому +283

      NO!!!

    • @killermemestar9315
      @killermemestar9315 7 років тому +113

      pamela frew nooooooooo ;(

    • @rlaotwnm6808
      @rlaotwnm6808 7 років тому +352

      pamela frew At least Clarkson can use it as a boot lid now

    • @KingofFray
      @KingofFray 7 років тому +76

      pamela frew first tiddles and now this T_T

    • @ericmadsen9655
      @ericmadsen9655 5 років тому +92

      pamela frew I have wondered whatever happened to TGDog. Now I know. I only saw TGD once or twice on Top Gear. He will be missed. Say, Who owned Top Gear Dog?

  • @DJBlackhood91
    @DJBlackhood91 4 роки тому +4222

    6:52
    BREAKING NEWS:
    Hammond is awarded with highest Irish medal reward for saving the potato from the fire

  • @LukeGB003
    @LukeGB003 4 роки тому +579

    “It is no longer a pan fire, it’s a Van fire” 😂

  • @maxmocs5008
    @maxmocs5008 3 роки тому +431

    I swear Top Gear had the highest caravan mortality rate of any show ever. Which is a strange claim to fame but still an impressive one.

    • @St_Rizla
      @St_Rizla Рік тому +12

      It's up there with Brainiac for sure

    • @thesmithersy
      @thesmithersy 9 місяців тому +4

      I think Brainiac beat them. They destroyed a caravan every episode

    • @drunk_famasmf5135
      @drunk_famasmf5135 7 місяців тому +5

      @@thesmithersy well perhaps they did it because it was hosted by Hammond for 4 seasons

    • @thesmithersy
      @thesmithersy 7 місяців тому

      @@drunk_famasmf5135 I wouldn't be surprised.

  • @TheGreeegory
    @TheGreeegory 7 років тому +12216

    This is the kind of top gear i miss. No fancy supercars, just laughs and sarcasm.

    • @BeowulfNorther
      @BeowulfNorther 5 років тому +408

      AAA SSS haha it's always been a mix of both, still have fun shenanigans with the supercars
      Grand tour has been hilarious and that's a mix of both
      The long trips through random countries are just as funny as this and the other goofy ones

    • @nazzeem_4388
      @nazzeem_4388 5 років тому +180

      Really everything with the 3 of them was amazing.

    • @Precisiongaming23
      @Precisiongaming23 5 років тому +8

      @@BeowulfNorther 00

    • @evoqgaming3783
      @evoqgaming3783 5 років тому +10

      Hadley Souther but they are all old now

    • @j.chiari4222
      @j.chiari4222 5 років тому +8

      What's wrong with Hammond getting in the old lady's caravan? Help please

  • @akhilkumars5799
    @akhilkumars5799 7 років тому +1640

    "Guys it's no longer a pan fire it's a van fire"-jeremy Clarkson
    😂😂😂😂

    • @rivox1009
      @rivox1009 3 роки тому +23

      Well, towards the end it was more like a camp fire

    • @flynnguest8323
      @flynnguest8323 3 роки тому +5

      i read that just as it was spoken then

  • @peterparker8708
    @peterparker8708 2 роки тому +380

    3:13 Hammond is suspiciously skilled at holding that gun. He grabbed it and immediately held it as if he was in formation 😂

    • @cloaker1619
      @cloaker1619 Рік тому +22

      If he turned the mag facing away from him it would be perfect.

    • @potatogirlcultist19
      @potatogirlcultist19 Рік тому

      What would you expect from an American?

    • @jg6022
      @jg6022 Рік тому +47

      We'll..he is a secret American...

    • @chrisabner7568
      @chrisabner7568 8 місяців тому +14

      ​@@Aramaru1837_most likely a " DEWAT " Deactivated firearm for display. To my knowledge, that's the only way a civilian can own an AK in Britain.

  • @dhruvnarayanan6322
    @dhruvnarayanan6322 2 роки тому +140

    4:49 “Jeremy, it’s gonna go, and then you’ll break your back in the night...”
    *How thoughtful and kind*
    “...and it’ll wake everybody.”

  • @thehumanporkchop
    @thehumanporkchop 9 років тому +6713

    I like how they set 2 caravans on fire just buy peeling a potato...

    • @dmitriliu5777
      @dmitriliu5777 9 років тому +728

      The power of Clarkson.

    • @thehumanporkchop
      @thehumanporkchop 9 років тому +9

      Dmitri Liu lol

    • @JohnDoe-tj3ir
      @JohnDoe-tj3ir 9 років тому +209

      Dmitri Liu To quote Hamster "I think he might be, a massive idiot".

    • @theskateboard98
      @theskateboard98 9 років тому +147

      The BBC did admitted that it was a planned stunt...

    • @dmitriliu5777
      @dmitriliu5777 9 років тому +152

      Jeppe, if Clarkson did set fire to two caravans by peeling a potato, would you be surprised?

  • @DamiensTrainsandTravels
    @DamiensTrainsandTravels 8 років тому +5579

    Hammond needs a knighthood for saving the Potato

    • @SuperCompany007
      @SuperCompany007 8 років тому +129

      He deserves the Victoria Cross.

    • @contraposaune
      @contraposaune 7 років тому +6

      +Lily Wilson that's what a knighthood is....

    • @hunter35474
      @hunter35474 7 років тому +189

      "Arise, Sir Richard...oh wait you already have."

    • @crashlogger4283
      @crashlogger4283 7 років тому +63

      he was like "I've got the potato!"

    • @stuartmiller4363
      @stuartmiller4363 6 років тому +27

      Damien Le Maistre after he did it,he became a saint for us irish people...

  • @frederickkriesel2724
    @frederickkriesel2724 3 роки тому +268

    My favorite part is the old couple.
    Jeremy: "I am Jeremy Clarkson."
    Lady: "Oh I know."

    • @itsaneel
      @itsaneel 3 роки тому +37

      I think she fancied Hammond, which is why she had to have tea with him🤣

    • @fastbuckwu
      @fastbuckwu Рік тому

      @@itsaneel Granny definetly gets moist for Hammond

  • @random_tristan
    @random_tristan 3 роки тому +74

    6:47 I love how the guys with the camera just watch as Richard unknowingly catches another camper on fire and they chose to not say or do anything about it.

    • @joehartley06
      @joehartley06 3 роки тому +10

      That's because it's a set up but it's still funny

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Рік тому +5

      Their job is to film, not to get involved

  • @bradfilms5479
    @bradfilms5479 8 років тому +3282

    My favourite part: Jeremy: Richard! Got any water! Richard: No I used it all on my hair!

    • @SuperCompany007
      @SuperCompany007 7 років тому +170

      I've got a potato

    • @neilmurphy845
      @neilmurphy845 6 років тому +6

      Yes your right that's what i love so much about the old top gear

    • @didakad4207
      @didakad4207 4 роки тому +20

      Using water would be a bad idea. When you have a fire like that you should cover with a lid and shut down the oven. If possible get it outside or on the balcony where it's safe or open a window or something.

    • @sergeirachmaninoff876
      @sergeirachmaninoff876 4 роки тому +4

      Lmao

    • @shawnpitman876
      @shawnpitman876 4 роки тому +12

      @@didakad4207 No. YOU USE A FUCKING FIRE EXTINGUISHER.
      There is NO EXCUSE to have a kitchen WITHOUT A FIRE EXTINGUISHER.

  • @catamenia8485
    @catamenia8485 8 років тому +2811

    "DON'T say something like that, we're on the same bed! " :D

  • @BestEdmontonMall
    @BestEdmontonMall 3 роки тому +790

    I don't care that these are staged, they're hilarious.

    • @theeternalnow6506
      @theeternalnow6506 2 роки тому +65

      They are. It's great comedy.

    • @areteees
      @areteees Рік тому +82

      The crash into the bollard absolutely wasn't staged hahahahaha

    • @okobongdinko4606
      @okobongdinko4606 Рік тому +28

      Not all is stagex what they do (where they go etc) and some of what they say is scripted but some is ad libbed like the Princess Diana joke in the demolition

    • @tommyoreal
      @tommyoreal Рік тому +5

      If its scripted its still no worse than watching a movie

    • @TangoSuckaa1
      @TangoSuckaa1 Рік тому +1

      @@areteees it was. Watch mays eyes. He deliberately hits it.

  • @jasperbeal1097
    @jasperbeal1097 3 роки тому +370

    “What do you do on a caravan holiday?”
    “Fill up the loo.”

    • @thebrickpyramid
      @thebrickpyramid 3 роки тому +3

      lol

    • @brandoncrz2228
      @brandoncrz2228 3 роки тому +2

      I dont get it lmao

    • @Nothinglikeagoodnut
      @Nothinglikeagoodnut 3 роки тому +18

      @@brandoncrz2228 Just going to the toilet and doing the same things you'd do at home, in a box on wheels. Basically saying that caravanning is utterly pointless, unless you're actually at a good place, and time, in the UK

    • @brandoncrz2228
      @brandoncrz2228 3 роки тому +1

      @@Nothinglikeagoodnut ah got it, thanks man

    • @christopher32074
      @christopher32074 3 роки тому +13

      That woman in the film, when I said to her “What do you do on a caravan holiday?” She said “Fill up the....loo.” That’s all she can think of. She spent 12,000 pounds on a caravan so she can do to a field and defecate in a bucket.

  • @matthewhamilton6376
    @matthewhamilton6376 8 років тому +577

    "Richard Hammond and James May are sleeping in a double bed, I'm gonna ring the daily mail immediately"😂😂😂

  • @cole9343
    @cole9343 5 років тому +1552

    Imagine they're putting out the fire and they find Jeremy's ak-47

    • @zeegacha1006
      @zeegacha1006 5 років тому +24

      Cole Bosko police investigation i suppose

    • @ch4z_bucks
      @ch4z_bucks 4 роки тому +92

      @@zeegacha1006probably not, either it's a replica, such as an airsoft or non functional prop. Or it's real in which case it's legal if it's semi auto.

    • @Athenstrainman
      @Athenstrainman 4 роки тому +15

      If we shoot the fire itll go out! Put the fire out with a gun. Lol

    • @para_magnus2200
      @para_magnus2200 4 роки тому +49

      Chaardvark let’s be honest if you have the licensing to own an AK47 in Britain then you aren’t going to go for a semi auto one

    • @Zak-ob5ze
      @Zak-ob5ze 4 роки тому +4

      @@zeegacha1006 airsoft

  • @angryocker6085
    @angryocker6085 3 роки тому +116

    I almost pissed myself at the "I'm gonna ring the Daily Mail immediately" quote 😂

  • @shiny4984
    @shiny4984 3 роки тому +152

    "do you hear a train going by, how many more times will that happen tonight"
    "it's quite romantic actually"
    *_"DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT IM IN THE SAME BED AS YOU"_*

  • @marcove3
    @marcove3 7 років тому +2018

    Top Gear Dog will be missed. RIP

    • @richardg6983
      @richardg6983 7 років тому +36

      When did he/she die

    • @marcove3
      @marcove3 7 років тому +131

      Richard G Couple weeks ago, the day I wrote my first comment. Hammond announced it on Twitter and that's why I was looking at videos of TG

    • @SubaruWRC1996
      @SubaruWRC1996 5 років тому +8

      How did the dog even die

    • @derke123
      @derke123 5 років тому +45

      Subaru Rally old age

    • @BiRDiEHere
      @BiRDiEHere 4 роки тому +7

      @@richardg6983 11 January 2017

  • @user-yf9ku1tl6b
    @user-yf9ku1tl6b 6 років тому +352

    I love it how you hear the cameraman laugh on 3:48 when Jeremy is complaining how can caravan holiday be a holiday

  • @nothajzl
    @nothajzl 2 роки тому +7

    3:43 i love how Richard in the background is losing it😂😂

  • @eitanfrankowitz6992
    @eitanfrankowitz6992 4 роки тому +33

    "It's pretty poor mate, it's pretty poor"-- favorite Hammond line ever.

    • @seanthug
      @seanthug 3 роки тому +7

      Pretty pouah pretty pouah lolllll

  • @mguidice3287
    @mguidice3287 8 років тому +988

    I
    Like how all their shows end up with something being completely destroyed or burned to the ground

    • @jellyfishattack
      @jellyfishattack 8 років тому +7

      +Matt Guidice That's definitely the best part. :D

    • @justinm2120
      @justinm2120 8 років тому +2

      ikr

    • @jamieb1830
      @jamieb1830 7 років тому +5

      Matt Guidice Especially the syria special

    • @nicorosbergf1fan783
      @nicorosbergf1fan783 7 років тому +10

      Matt Guidice That's not true, the Toyota Hilux is still able to drive ;-)

    • @jonnnyren6245
      @jonnnyren6245 5 років тому

      They're morons. Only Britain has these kinds of idiotic morons and God has made it into holy scripture.

  • @tsuikyit5511
    @tsuikyit5511 9 років тому +348

    6:52
    -I've got a potato. -Richard Hammond

  • @TimSlee1
    @TimSlee1 6 місяців тому +6

    This episode has some iconic yet overlooked moments like this one 1:50 where the old lady leads Richard into her van and he feels forced to go along with it.

  • @Frserthegreenengine
    @Frserthegreenengine 3 роки тому +42

    6:59 is no one going to mention that three grown men brought an inflatable crocodile with them on a holiday?

  • @wjmcd703
    @wjmcd703 6 років тому +270

    When Jeremy says he'll cook, you automatically know it's a recipe for disaster

    • @blueedge4744
      @blueedge4744 3 роки тому +2

      no pun intended i guess?

    • @EzraDair
      @EzraDair 3 роки тому

      He did cook a delicious meal in Cambodia

    • @mohamedismayl7247
      @mohamedismayl7247 2 роки тому

      Total chaos

    • @goku445
      @goku445 Рік тому

      I hope they paid for the disturbance.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Рік тому

      Or a recipe for the best bonfire in history

  • @MafiaCatNyoshi
    @MafiaCatNyoshi 8 років тому +1239

    they look like Sims while trying to put out the fire, and I always thought the Sims is not realistic :D

    • @deerlord2363
      @deerlord2363 7 років тому +61

      At least these guys were trying to stop the fire, Sims just scream and jump around.

    • @destructionnl8165
      @destructionnl8165 5 років тому +14

      @@deerlord2363 Yes, and those idiots would allways stand right in front of the damn fire.. :D

    • @WhoThisMonkey
      @WhoThisMonkey 3 роки тому +7

      The majority of people are blind sheep just like Sims.
      Ironically, Sims is extremely realistic.

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      @WhoThisMonkey 3 роки тому +1

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  • @billyhendrix5544
    @billyhendrix5544 2 роки тому +44

    1:43 most British question ever

  • @Nathaniel2256Studios
    @Nathaniel2256Studios Рік тому +3

    6:52 Perfect timing for it to sound like "I've got a potato"

  • @apolli_xi
    @apolli_xi 6 років тому +321

    "I come from Oxfordshire, which is all green, to here where it's all green"
    "Well it's a different sort of green"
    "No It isn't!"

    • @_s_9920
      @_s_9920 3 роки тому +13

      for real all English counties are a different shade of green, ecept Bedforshire which is brown.

    • @presiyanpeev2218
      @presiyanpeev2218 3 роки тому +3

      ITIZNT

    • @applejuice5272
      @applejuice5272 2 роки тому

      @@_s_9920 ...and Essex, which is peroxide blonde.

  • @James_The_Gamer
    @James_The_Gamer 4 роки тому +75

    "And then I discovered Jeremy's secret weopon"
    *Pulls out AK-47*

  • @scraggerson
    @scraggerson 3 роки тому +50

    "jeremy help me"
    hammond was never heard from again, it is suspected he died after not being able to refuse the 150th cup of tea.

  • @Szaam
    @Szaam 3 роки тому +23

    "After a worringly long time, Hammond and Top Gear Dog returned."

  • @layeththesmacketh
    @layeththesmacketh 8 років тому +45

    04:01 Even Top Gear dog pondered the "What do you actually do on a caravan holiday?" question.

  • @IronLegionnaire1
    @IronLegionnaire1 4 роки тому +246

    "Jeremy help"
    Goodbye Hammond. You will be missed.

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 4 роки тому +12

      "mum" in a begging voice

  • @warpath77
    @warpath77 4 роки тому +12

    6:42 "USE THE OVEN GLOVE" as he's using Hammond for protection and swatting at the fire
    how did i never notice that lmao

  • @twowheelvalle
    @twowheelvalle 3 роки тому +14

    0:18 best moment 😂😂😂👌🏻

  • @beaclarke8564
    @beaclarke8564 5 років тому +74

    Richard's little, hysterical laugh between 3:45 and 3:50 😂

  • @theactualnic
    @theactualnic 7 років тому +239

    You'll break your back and wake everybody. -Richard Hammond

    • @darinatavabi1267
      @darinatavabi1267 5 років тому +9

      theactualnic I think Richard was more concerned about being woken up

  • @futurecat
    @futurecat 3 роки тому +8

    2:49 cute, beloved top gear dog! She's so fluffy and mellow.

  • @playfs4644
    @playfs4644 4 роки тому +34

    0:49 has anyone tried ringing James May 😂?

    • @marktheteddyruxpinguy5780
      @marktheteddyruxpinguy5780 4 роки тому

      I wonder if the nummber still works

    • @egg-xt7ir
      @egg-xt7ir 4 роки тому

      @@marktheteddyruxpinguy5780 it wont

    • @marktheteddyruxpinguy5780
      @marktheteddyruxpinguy5780 4 роки тому

      @@egg-xt7ir sad

    • @ospreyphil8995
      @ospreyphil8995 3 роки тому +4

      I think he changed his number cause people get calling him

    • @onlinefriend3889
      @onlinefriend3889 2 роки тому +2

      I dialed the number and an automated female voice said the number isn't accepting calls. To be honest I doubt that is James' number, maybe more like top gear's studio number, which, considering how much has changed since this episode, it's possible they've changed their number.

  • @mohdmuqri6101
    @mohdmuqri6101 5 років тому +330

    3:45 you can hear camera man burst to laught XD

    • @futurecat
      @futurecat 3 роки тому +57

      I thought it was Richard.

    • @FarmYardGaming
      @FarmYardGaming 3 роки тому +29

      Sounds like Hammond to me

    • @stadionbotosani5425
      @stadionbotosani5425 3 роки тому +6

      Thats hammond

    • @petrichorthoughts
      @petrichorthoughts 3 роки тому +5

      I though that was Hammond

    • @futurecat
      @futurecat 3 роки тому +11

      This snickering sounds like the snicker Hammond did when they were doing car boats, and Hammond laughed at Jeremy for having set fire to his truck while welding.

  • @kevinjackson1275
    @kevinjackson1275 4 роки тому +292

    Who ever put these 3 men together deserves a medal 👏

    • @konrad8921
      @konrad8921 2 роки тому +14

      It was Jeremy Clarkson's decision - he first decided on Hammond, and then on May a season later.

    • @bigholmes1660
      @bigholmes1660 2 роки тому +5

      @@konrad8921 wasn't May supposed to be there from the start but he was doing something else so he started a season late?

    • @alecgornall4527
      @alecgornall4527 2 роки тому +1

      Possibly, but in series 1 they asked everyone to phone up and nominate someone they thought was a car bore. Whether it was chance they picked May or a disguise to bring in May I don't know

    • @samarthsareen7697
      @samarthsareen7697 Рік тому +5

      Andy Wilman and Jeremy Clarkson. He wanted Richard and James from the start, Richard joined but James declined so they went for Jason Dawe. For the second season, BBC wanted to drop Richard, Wilman and Clarkson said no chance so Jason Dawe was dropped and James joined eventually. As they say, the rest is history.

    • @kevinjackson1275
      @kevinjackson1275 Рік тому +3

      @@samarthsareen7697 It’s just something that works and would never have been the same without Capt. Slow.

  • @ctaispog995
    @ctaispog995 3 роки тому +20

    Jeremy, Richard and James: putting out a fire but they are making it worse.
    Cameramen: Filming them putting out a fire like they don't care

  • @netweed09
    @netweed09 3 роки тому +8

    ''erm,, Richardddd!!''
    It all started with peeling a potato xDDDDD

  • @03056932
    @03056932 5 років тому +132

    Having watched them all i still think this is my favourite episode segment. So many funny bits. I really think the initial crash into the bollard might have not been setup. James' reaction is priceless.

    • @nothajzl
      @nothajzl 2 місяці тому +1

      No, not everything in TG was set up. They had a general plan of what they’re gonna do (like getting from a to b, etc), but most of the stuff that happened in between was natural.

  • @sleeming88
    @sleeming88 10 років тому +591

    I always used to think that this should have ended with Jeremy getting a tap on the shoulder and he turns round to see a fireman holding up a charred and blackened AK-47. Then it just ends with him going "Ah... ermmm...... Back to the studio!"

    • @TheRealDarkzxi
      @TheRealDarkzxi 9 років тому +30

      Yes that sounds perfect

    • @MultiParasite
      @MultiParasite 9 років тому +85

      sleeming88 I thought of him rescuing his rifle, with elderly campers getting heart attacks seeing him running out of a burning van with an AK47...

    • @The90slim90
      @The90slim90 5 років тому +7

      Yep, Chekhov's gun.

    • @paulie-g
      @paulie-g 5 років тому +3

      Well, clearly - whatever its faults - the British government would not allow Jeremy Clarkson to own a real AK-47 (incidentally, this looked more similar to an AK-74).

    • @sarmacdzharmackprotoshr2982
      @sarmacdzharmackprotoshr2982 5 років тому +1

      @@paulie-g well, even sadder

  • @eddyk3
    @eddyk3 3 роки тому +14

    I remember watching this episode with my girlfriends parents as it first aired. They were avid caravan enthusiasts and they were absolutely fuming at their incompetence. Especially when they set the other caravan on fire lol.

  • @bageled_meme9867
    @bageled_meme9867 4 роки тому +31

    I remember watching this when it came out when I was 5. My dad allowed me to watch, and half the time I didn’t understand any of the jokes.

  • @0Blueaura
    @0Blueaura 5 років тому +84

    "How do you put a pan fire out?"
    "tea towel and water"
    So british XD

  • @mikeshearer1250
    @mikeshearer1250 10 років тому +71

    5:21 I agree with James, trains travelling at night running over the old joints is romantic

  • @sliceds
    @sliceds 3 роки тому +116

    This whole episode really shows how tall Jeremy Clarkson is, he's 197cm.

    • @sharpfalcon6196
      @sharpfalcon6196 2 роки тому +8

      Or 6'5''.

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 роки тому +2

      @@sharpfalcon6196 I somehow wasn't expecting that, that is incredible. I've got an uncle that's literally 6'9"

    • @pauljordan4452
      @pauljordan4452 11 місяців тому

      ​​@@JetFalcon710 He
      Hello Falcon. I'm a Heron. 6 feet.

  • @GageisGreat12
    @GageisGreat12 2 роки тому +11

    I love how one of the first things Jeremy decided to bring was an AK-47.

  • @GranTruismo4head
    @GranTruismo4head 10 років тому +190

    James: It's Romantic
    Richard: DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT I'M ON THE SAME BED AS YOU!!!!!

  • @OJHgaming
    @OJHgaming 8 років тому +1320

    What happened to the AK-47?

  • @akrambaig2689
    @akrambaig2689 9 місяців тому +8

    I never get bored with this series 😂😂😂 always put a laugh on my face.

  • @lazyjesus6573
    @lazyjesus6573 3 роки тому +23

    I love the Twilight Zone music playing as poor little Hammond’s dragged off to the unknown 😂

  • @Auruchius
    @Auruchius 7 років тому +158

    Richard: "What!? AN AK-47?!!" Jeremy: 'Well its a weekend with James way and what else are you gonna need"?

    • @dan.h3mp566
      @dan.h3mp566 7 років тому +13

      RazorFoxie it's James May

  • @shlok7390
    @shlok7390 4 роки тому +152

    "It's romantic" James says with Richard on the same bed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @andregon4366
    @andregon4366 3 роки тому +10

    2:00 Some say that's the last time Richard was ever seen, and the one we see now is a replacement clone.

  • @MaddocHarrison
    @MaddocHarrison 4 роки тому +81

    B : bring
    B : back
    C : clackson

    • @yungkiann4798
      @yungkiann4798 3 роки тому +8

      Top gear isn’t and never will be the same without him and the others

    • @MaddocHarrison
      @MaddocHarrison 3 роки тому +4

      Kian James I agree I can’t stop watching all of top gear old episodes and when I watch new top gear I get bored it’s no longer a funny show

    • @yungkiann4798
      @yungkiann4798 3 роки тому +3

      Mad Duck have u seen the grand tour and seamen?

    • @MaddocHarrison
      @MaddocHarrison 3 роки тому +4

      Kian James just saw your comment but yes watched them both hundreds of times the last episode of the grand tour almost made me cry lol

    • @michelleng1650
      @michelleng1650 3 роки тому

      No, rather just May and Hammond

  • @Bluestar-qy4gv
    @Bluestar-qy4gv 5 років тому +14

    Hammond laughing in the background at 3:47😂

  • @n3bulav876
    @n3bulav876 4 роки тому +29

    6:11 In the motorhome challenge when jeremy is cooking in his Citroen he says ‘now I’m monitoring everything at this stage very carefully, cause the last time I cooked on a campsite the caravan caught fire, you may remember and the one next to it’ this is the fire he was talking about

  • @84LA84
    @84LA84 3 роки тому +13

    Hammond: “mummy” 😂😭

  • @charliesebbage9401
    @charliesebbage9401 3 роки тому +3

    Can’t beat old top gear

  • @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329
    @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329 4 роки тому +15

    RIP Top gear dog you will be sadly missed by millions of fans who love to see you on top gear

  • @gsampson97
    @gsampson97 5 років тому +32

    I used these clips for my English coursework. We had to put something in room 101 and say why, I used the fire clip and that got me a good grade

  • @Deathannihilator
    @Deathannihilator 3 роки тому

    @6:38 The Iron chef Japan battle music starts to play. Epic!

  • @marilyngregory103
    @marilyngregory103 2 роки тому +1

    Absolutely fantastic. Love you all Marilyn, Ronnie and Reggie. Simply the best.

  • @osamaFXX
    @osamaFXX 9 років тому +1049

    I would do anything to watch a new caravan challenge. So sad no more Top gear. really sad.

    • @jasperphilippi5567
      @jasperphilippi5567 9 років тому

      There is ?

    • @trigger867
      @trigger867 9 років тому +36

      jasperphilippi gaming without Jeremy top gear is done for me :(

    • @blakecraft2609
      @blakecraft2609 8 років тому +1

      it's coming back in 2016 yet without jeremy :(

    • @johnhooft5091
      @johnhooft5091 8 років тому

      +Jake Cooke Really, no lie?

    • @FLAME4564
      @FLAME4564 8 років тому +2

      +osamaFXX techicanly Top Gear Still lives on i think. But not the same as it is without Clearkson. And i bet its US counterpart is probbly in challanges that get them in more worse travel than Top Gear UK.

  • @cameronriccio6050
    @cameronriccio6050 4 роки тому +42

    “Guys it’s no longer a pan fire, it’s a van fire” miss them so much

    • @GregorioStyreco
      @GregorioStyreco 4 роки тому +2

      just watch the grand tour. just do it. dont listen to any comments that follow. :D

    • @ishabrown
      @ishabrown 4 роки тому +1

      Grand tour isn't the same it's good but they are different not as funny

    • @davezeraschi7936
      @davezeraschi7936 3 роки тому +1

      Season 4 of grand tour is going to be all specials soo looking forward to it why the haven’t put it on during lockdown is beyond me!

    • @Alexander_l322
      @Alexander_l322 3 роки тому +1

      @@davezeraschi7936 because they had a hard time finishing it because of lockdown and it needed editing which alone takes ages. It’s on now but no idea when we will get another one.

  • @codyerickson3550
    @codyerickson3550 Рік тому +3

    “Guys, it’s no longer a pan fire, it’s a van fire.” 😂🤣💀

  • @JDMz
    @JDMz 2 роки тому +7

    This was hands down my favourite episode. And I still watch it today👍😎🇬🇧

  • @oliviacass3083
    @oliviacass3083 4 роки тому +34

    “It’s ok I’ve got his dressing gown “ he’s halerious 😂

  • @largol33t1
    @largol33t1 8 років тому +32

    Jeremy and Richard were INSANE to trust James May of all people to park the car!! LMAO!
    3:15 - " A weekend in a box with James May and I thought: what are we gonna need?" The instant I saw the AK, I knew it had something to do with James!

  • @ludroalvarado9922
    @ludroalvarado9922 3 роки тому +18

    "Can Top Gear survive a Caravan Holiday?"
    well yes, but actually, no.

  • @McGowanForge
    @McGowanForge 4 роки тому +6

    3:00 "wow star Trek"
    not often do you hear your favorite show.. Mention on another one of your favorite shows, honestly happy he knows about star trek

  • @Kezajaws01904
    @Kezajaws01904 5 років тому +9

    Clarkson: "Richard, have you got a fire extinguisher?"
    Hammond: "No, why?"
    XD

  • @solidandsoiled
    @solidandsoiled 5 років тому +41

    I literally laughed out loud when they set the entire caravan on fire

  • @kieranwilson9585
    @kieranwilson9585 3 роки тому +7

    Hands down the best episode of Top Gear, bloody hilarious

  • @applejuice5272
    @applejuice5272 2 роки тому +1

    3:48 "I've watched James May destroy a campsite" *Camera crew laughing in the background*

  • @Pat96813
    @Pat96813 11 років тому +19

    One of the funniest episodes of Top Gear, I remember crying with laughter the first time I saw it!

  • @three-bark1928
    @three-bark1928 6 років тому +74

    "All things considered, how do you think the holiday went"
    "I think well"
    meanwhile they are dragging a burned down caravan

  • @p_sher12
    @p_sher12 3 роки тому +21

    if l find a Top Gear video less than 5 years old: l'll be lying in bed because l fell asleep watching it
    if l find a Top Gear video more than 5 years old: l'll be lying on the floor because l laughed my head off

  • @dougthomson3940
    @dougthomson3940 Рік тому +2

    Seeing fuel for 96p reminds me how old this is

  • @kamilk.5618
    @kamilk.5618 9 років тому +50

    7:46
    Priceless view :) Clarkson with that crocodile looks so funny :)

    • @felixcatora4105
      @felixcatora4105 9 років тому +4

      Kamil K. Frequently.. these cameramen have a keen visual sense of humor.

  • @tim197
    @tim197 6 років тому +9

    5:20 I laughed my head off.

  • @johnh912
    @johnh912 4 роки тому +8

    “It’s no longer a pan fire, it’s a van fire 😂😂😂😂”

  • @omar90s91
    @omar90s91 3 роки тому +6

    This never gets boring to me