Mark Normand's BEST One Liners | Compilation
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- Опубліковано 29 бер 2023
- #comedy #standup #marknormand #oneliner #jokes
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“Those are called gays”. Easily the quickest funniest one liner ever, how did you even think of that so fast Kev?
Which ones kev
@@danny4081 kevin hart, it's in the video title man. "Kevin Hart's BEST One Liners"
As a dude that overthinks every different scenario i already knew what Kevin Hart was gonna say when rogan said “coming out of” 😭
That shit had me dying 😂😂😂
His joke with Gillis about a real lynching and Rogan being a bomb expert due to his act were also great.
I love the way Mark scolds himself after an edgy joke
because he can't help himself . Its a gift and a curse
"Ahh, we're havin' fun"
Comedy
it seems almost like a defense mechanism hes developed as a comic, which reduces boos or silence while increasing laughter.
@@Perceptious37right on the money. I am extremely similiar to mark its scary and exact same humor and personality. And I can confirm that’s exactly what it is and you put it into words better than I could of
"Tony Hawking" was just clever as hell.
It was so beautiful 😂😂
Came to the comment to find this comment
I always loved the line "Oh, shit... sorry. I thought one died" after saying Rogan had 2 kids instead of 3.
Where n when?
@@Honestcritic79 ua-cam.com/users/shorts3xW_poZtPa8
@@Honestcritic79 Look up " Whoops joke bombs on rogan "
“ Whoa…send me tapes!” 😂😂
"Oh, we're you molested?!"
"Yeah"
"Send me the tape"
"Now I'm a little self conscious that I wasn't worthy of the tape" 🤣 that exchange was brutal and his buddy was off to the side avoiding eye contact at all costs
Based Norman strikes again.
He is as fast witted as they come. Like a wizard
More of a curse. He can't urn it off.
More milage on thought.
Like a word play Gandalf
He's a grand wizard
I wish he would have been interviewed by Craig Ferguson. Their incredibly fast wit would be hilarious, i think
Props on shocking Theo. That’s talent lol
Seriously, Theo couldn’t hold it together and that’s rare
it's a good one! "i was eating my ass."
Loved he made him laugh at his own joke basically
Mark “give it a goog” Normand
“How many girls finger blast themselves to that?”
Guilty! 😂😂
need evidence
The Kobe joke makes me laugh so hard everytime.
so crafty🤣
Yeah they always land perfectly 🤣
Yeah it’s getting out of control
He got me at hair wallet
I hate that it’s funny😂
Can’t lie… I love the fact marks taking back the money others would have been earning with compilations… another sign of his genius haha
oh yeah, absolute genius marketing.
Yup, also got to only give it a like if Normand posts it.
why would you lie about it?
@@GodMentality yup, I only watch when its put up on his channel. Sidenote: The green hulks r fkn nutz! lmao
@@GunakillyaOGI call them mind erasers like in Men in Black. An entire day will go by and I will have 0 recollection of it.
10:55 - “a little melted” 😂😂😂 I lost is when I heard that.
Great adjective.
him farting into the mic at the end was absolutely hilarious. didn't skip a beat lol
I’m now 50 yrs old, I’ll be driving down the freeway while listening to his podcast, him or Joe rips a fart and I’m hysterical 😂
Protect our parks makes sure to mic up the true king of comedy whenever possible
The reaction got me.
That butt was miked up good
"Mark wtf is wrong with you?" Had me actually laughing, holy shit 😂
3:53 the immediate horror "why would you do that, that doesn't make sense" never heard that many words said so quickly😂
0:49 the black guys smile in the back so good!
I love that Mark gets this stuff out of his brain for us to enjoy. Otherwise he'd probably have to blow it out with a shotgun
COMEDY! We're having fun
Funny 😂
The set and spike of Normand and Hingecliff on the Tony Hawking bit is all time holy shit 😂😂😂😂
That one had me in tears 😂
I have watched these clips so many times and I still die laughing . Living legend
3:20 Bert is too stupid to understand he does have the real ones, and he's asking to be laced with fent. A true genius.
"I dated her...black chick"
First time I've forcibly laughed in a long time. Thanks Mark!
The Theo clip with Mark talking about FAU makes so much sense now that I watched March madness this year 😂
“You still in touch with Pittsburgh girl?” “Nooo no she died” so under the radar hilarious 😆
The fart and act like nothing happened is amazing 😂😂😂
Farts on to the mic, then puts the mic to his mouth 😂😂
@@carsonlengvary1731 lol…didn’t miss a beat! Funny as shit and I’m with you…he pulled his own ATM with the mic 🤢
that little segment with Santino had me in stitches
“Those are called gays”🤣🤣😭😭
“He’s faking it” 💀
He was cracking theo up 😂😂😂
One of the best comics of our time!!!!
Mark is a bloody legend 👍👍
"Were you molested? Whoa! Send me the tape" 💀💀💀
It’s subtle and funny “give this a goog” everytime gets me
The black guy loosing it to the Ovarian joke just made the joke that much better
JOHN DEEZ
Greatest Comic Alive. Seen him in Tacoma, thought I might die laughing....
Mark is the best! Keep killing it baby!
the bit about feeding the little guy jizz sent me lmfao
At the very end....
"You can do it!"🤣🤣🤣
Mark Norman moves like his elbows are fused to his spine.
I watched that fart ten times laughin mfao the whole way😂 the whole sequence is hilarious.
The end clip was so out of left field lol. I was dying laughing
Kevin Hart is a legend
I've never seen this comment before!
Hey can I be part of the inside joke where we comment saying Mark Normand is Kevin Hart, when in fact he's not and Kevin Hart is a black man!
Darn it that's humorous.
@@iwatchyoutube6539 I shouldn't get a single like, the Kevin Hart joke is stupid
@@knotsocialmusic you are trying to be funny but you are not funny
@@talkingmoney4499 read my comment in the comments fool
The last clip!!!😂 what a great finish of a great video. Bravo my friend. Bravo!👏
Norm is invited to the barbecue 😂😂😂
Mark,
After thousands of hours of watching comedians online, you are on another level. No one else is even close. Probably because you are autistic.
Love,
Joe
for me, Mark is the quickest and wittiest of all the stand ups - better than Tony, Burr, etc. just QUICK!!!
Mark is a living legend. 👏
Normand, keep these edits coming
12:18 i didnt expect that punchline at all
😢 so emotional
Bro and also only one dude in the back notices he said she died at the end there
😂😂😂 i love it when mark gets a pop from everyone in the room😂😂 especially those out of camera like enny from YMH
LMFAO the fart at the end got me. I saw Mark here in Toronto last year and it was incredible
Felt like a child laughing at that and I don't even care lpl
Did he fart at the show or something
No but theos “hair wallet” made me choke on my food
What a great way to start my day!
Normand is king!
"TONY HAWKING" 😂😂😂😂😂
"I didn't know you were jewish" 😭😭😭
Normand and Nick Mullen, two greatest in the making.
Hes got some great ones, "i do" with List is classic
Hes a little, “melted” 😅😅😂😂
1:06 😂 That was like a 4 punch combo
“You still talk to Pittsburgh girl?” “Nah she died” 💀😂
omg the last bit is straight up murder, proves how funny he is im dead
The way he non chalantly rips ass in that last clip was the cherry on the top of some great great one liners
Late night summer night with a jaunt. This was great 🙏
He's so quick with it.
Great ending 😂
"He is faking it, " 😂
Mark is on it
Mark rule! So fast and funny.
Theo starting to blend in to the wall
Bro is the best at fitting it in right when it’s silent
Tony Hawking killed me
"nah, she died"... laughing controllably
that last clip was fucking insanity lmfao
You can do it!
I can’t look past that either 😂
Santino had Mark losing his words making him think he was a nazi haha 6:10
This guy is the best
It was hearing Mark Normand's quips on Rogan, that made me seek out his special. The guy is lightning quick. He should definitely be getting booked on more panel comedy shows. Come to the uk mark you'd be huge!
"tony hawking" was so good
Theos glasses go half way up his forehead HAHAHAHHA
10/10 punchlines just rolls out of this guy constantly.
Shane's ewww is always hilarious lol
that first woman has a huge gunt
FUPA
Legend
dude that first joke so good
“Those are called gays” 😂😂😂
Bert acting like he doesn't know what a hulk is lmao 🤣
never misses
“Give this a Goog”
LEGENDARY THING TO SAY
12 minutes of one-liners… Holy Comedy!
5:15 tony hawking is absolutely wild🤣
Normand is becoming my favourite comic
Mark is great! Funny af all the time
This comp is lunch, Jerry!
The Rogan one was the best! "Their just gays"🤣🤣🤣
That fart killed me
Mark Normand:
"Comedy"
Me:
"This guy gets it"
He was like melted 😅
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