Mark Normand's BEST One Liners | Compilation

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  • Опубліковано 29 бер 2023
  • #comedy #standup #marknormand #oneliner #jokes
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  • @ItsGubbinTime
    @ItsGubbinTime Рік тому +662

    “Those are called gays”. Easily the quickest funniest one liner ever, how did you even think of that so fast Kev?

    • @danny4081
      @danny4081 Рік тому +3

      Which ones kev

    • @jorgeherrera1074
      @jorgeherrera1074 11 місяців тому +33

      @@danny4081 kevin hart, it's in the video title man. "Kevin Hart's BEST One Liners"

    • @GabrielHernandez-hj1iz
      @GabrielHernandez-hj1iz 3 місяці тому +1

      As a dude that overthinks every different scenario i already knew what Kevin Hart was gonna say when rogan said “coming out of” 😭

    • @nagle4407
      @nagle4407 Місяць тому

      That shit had me dying 😂😂😂

    • @Nobody-up5zm
      @Nobody-up5zm Місяць тому +1

      His joke with Gillis about a real lynching and Rogan being a bomb expert due to his act were also great.

  • @mikeg3950
    @mikeg3950 Рік тому +773

    I love the way Mark scolds himself after an edgy joke

    • @UTKARSHARJUN
      @UTKARSHARJUN Рік тому +32

      because he can't help himself . Its a gift and a curse

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 10 місяців тому +64

      "Ahh, we're havin' fun"

    • @planningahea8505
      @planningahea8505 10 місяців тому +8

      Comedy

    • @Perceptious37
      @Perceptious37 8 місяців тому +18

      it seems almost like a defense mechanism hes developed as a comic, which reduces boos or silence while increasing laughter.

    • @chrisobrien3288
      @chrisobrien3288 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Perceptious37right on the money. I am extremely similiar to mark its scary and exact same humor and personality. And I can confirm that’s exactly what it is and you put it into words better than I could of

  • @isaiahayers1550
    @isaiahayers1550 Рік тому +183

    "Tony Hawking" was just clever as hell.

    • @cea-jaymales8031
      @cea-jaymales8031 4 місяці тому +2

      It was so beautiful 😂😂

    • @archive8080
      @archive8080 Місяць тому

      Came to the comment to find this comment

  • @mattjames112
    @mattjames112 Рік тому +512

    I always loved the line "Oh, shit... sorry. I thought one died" after saying Rogan had 2 kids instead of 3.

    • @Honestcritic79
      @Honestcritic79 Місяць тому

      Where n when?

    • @mattjames112
      @mattjames112 Місяць тому

      @@Honestcritic79 ua-cam.com/users/shorts3xW_poZtPa8

    • @mattjames112
      @mattjames112 Місяць тому

      @@Honestcritic79 Look up " Whoops joke bombs on rogan "

  • @jasonyount6036
    @jasonyount6036 Рік тому +156

    “ Whoa…send me tapes!” 😂😂

  • @mr.yellowstrat3352
    @mr.yellowstrat3352 11 місяців тому +129

    "Oh, we're you molested?!"
    "Yeah"
    "Send me the tape"
    "Now I'm a little self conscious that I wasn't worthy of the tape" 🤣 that exchange was brutal and his buddy was off to the side avoiding eye contact at all costs

  • @minedthagap
    @minedthagap Рік тому +400

    He is as fast witted as they come. Like a wizard

    • @zackflora6165
      @zackflora6165 Рік тому +17

      More of a curse. He can't urn it off.

    • @nikitalukashkin1573
      @nikitalukashkin1573 Рік тому

      More milage on thought.

    • @adams115
      @adams115 Рік тому +1

      Like a word play Gandalf

    • @tybartosek6499
      @tybartosek6499 11 місяців тому +1

      He's a grand wizard

    • @queueeeee9000
      @queueeeee9000 4 місяці тому

      I wish he would have been interviewed by Craig Ferguson. Their incredibly fast wit would be hilarious, i think

  • @KingTwistedD
    @KingTwistedD Рік тому +596

    Props on shocking Theo. That’s talent lol

    • @Danno1850
      @Danno1850 Рік тому +39

      Seriously, Theo couldn’t hold it together and that’s rare

    • @mysteradio
      @mysteradio Рік тому

      it's a good one! "i was eating my ass."

    • @jaxonpl42
      @jaxonpl42 Рік тому +13

      Loved he made him laugh at his own joke basically

  • @andreasviken2949
    @andreasviken2949 3 місяці тому +48

    Mark “give it a goog” Normand

  • @TribeOfCooks
    @TribeOfCooks Рік тому +156

    “How many girls finger blast themselves to that?”
    Guilty! 😂😂

    • @tj03297
      @tj03297 3 місяці тому

      need evidence

  • @adog1233
    @adog1233 Рік тому +246

    The Kobe joke makes me laugh so hard everytime.

    • @jrny724
      @jrny724 Рік тому +2

      so crafty🤣

    • @vergil1us
      @vergil1us 9 місяців тому +2

      Yeah they always land perfectly 🤣

    • @deflategate1297
      @deflategate1297 9 місяців тому +1

      Yeah it’s getting out of control

    • @Eric-qh7is
      @Eric-qh7is 7 місяців тому +1

      He got me at hair wallet

    • @Yo-ey4ue
      @Yo-ey4ue 2 місяці тому

      I hate that it’s funny😂

  • @jakescriven9705
    @jakescriven9705 Рік тому +526

    Can’t lie… I love the fact marks taking back the money others would have been earning with compilations… another sign of his genius haha

    • @RSpracticalshooting
      @RSpracticalshooting Рік тому +7

      oh yeah, absolute genius marketing.

    • @GodMentality
      @GodMentality Рік тому +1

      Yup, also got to only give it a like if Normand posts it.

    • @srt4b
      @srt4b Рік тому +2

      why would you lie about it?

    • @GunakillyaOG
      @GunakillyaOG 11 місяців тому +1

      @@GodMentality yup, I only watch when its put up on his channel. Sidenote: The green hulks r fkn nutz! lmao

    • @chinqlinq89
      @chinqlinq89 9 місяців тому +2

      @@GunakillyaOGI call them mind erasers like in Men in Black. An entire day will go by and I will have 0 recollection of it.

  • @BomChickyBowWow
    @BomChickyBowWow Рік тому +47

    10:55 - “a little melted” 😂😂😂 I lost is when I heard that.

  • @1134nd
    @1134nd 11 місяців тому +96

    him farting into the mic at the end was absolutely hilarious. didn't skip a beat lol

    • @bfpierce
      @bfpierce 10 місяців тому +3

      I’m now 50 yrs old, I’ll be driving down the freeway while listening to his podcast, him or Joe rips a fart and I’m hysterical 😂

    • @quinnhaynie7767
      @quinnhaynie7767 9 місяців тому +2

      Protect our parks makes sure to mic up the true king of comedy whenever possible

    • @sharpcheddar172
      @sharpcheddar172 9 місяців тому +1

      The reaction got me.

    • @bobxyzp
      @bobxyzp 8 місяців тому

      That butt was miked up good

  • @IzkAndrew
    @IzkAndrew 8 місяців тому +29

    "Mark wtf is wrong with you?" Had me actually laughing, holy shit 😂

  • @tpstrat14
    @tpstrat14 15 днів тому +1

    3:53 the immediate horror "why would you do that, that doesn't make sense" never heard that many words said so quickly😂

  • @allright8054
    @allright8054 Рік тому +25

    0:49 the black guys smile in the back so good!

  • @smartypants7954
    @smartypants7954 Рік тому +102

    I love that Mark gets this stuff out of his brain for us to enjoy. Otherwise he'd probably have to blow it out with a shotgun

    • @rams812
      @rams812 Рік тому +8

      COMEDY! We're having fun

    • @il9861
      @il9861 9 місяців тому +1

      Funny 😂

  • @drakusmaximus2734
    @drakusmaximus2734 Рік тому +31

    The set and spike of Normand and Hingecliff on the Tony Hawking bit is all time holy shit 😂😂😂😂

  • @idontknow6562
    @idontknow6562 Рік тому +63

    I have watched these clips so many times and I still die laughing . Living legend

  • @ZeranZeran
    @ZeranZeran 10 місяців тому +24

    3:20 Bert is too stupid to understand he does have the real ones, and he's asking to be laced with fent. A true genius.

  • @hickoryhippie
    @hickoryhippie Місяць тому +5

    "I dated her...black chick"
    First time I've forcibly laughed in a long time. Thanks Mark!

  • @nastradumbass
    @nastradumbass Рік тому +25

    The Theo clip with Mark talking about FAU makes so much sense now that I watched March madness this year 😂

  • @Arrakisonfire
    @Arrakisonfire 3 місяці тому +4

    “You still in touch with Pittsburgh girl?” “Nooo no she died” so under the radar hilarious 😆

  • @jf5618
    @jf5618 Рік тому +28

    The fart and act like nothing happened is amazing 😂😂😂

    • @carsonlengvary1731
      @carsonlengvary1731 Рік тому +1

      Farts on to the mic, then puts the mic to his mouth 😂😂

    • @jf5618
      @jf5618 Рік тому +1

      @@carsonlengvary1731 lol…didn’t miss a beat! Funny as shit and I’m with you…he pulled his own ATM with the mic 🤢

  • @patrademacher1637
    @patrademacher1637 20 днів тому +1

    that little segment with Santino had me in stitches

  • @Jake-jv9ff
    @Jake-jv9ff Рік тому +11

    “Those are called gays”🤣🤣😭😭

  • @hugostiglitz3633
    @hugostiglitz3633 Рік тому +13

    “He’s faking it” 💀

  • @oh10dude23
    @oh10dude23 Рік тому +14

    He was cracking theo up 😂😂😂

  • @pangolothian
    @pangolothian Рік тому +26

    One of the best comics of our time!!!!

  • @gazpearce3700
    @gazpearce3700 Рік тому +30

    Mark is a bloody legend 👍👍

  • @BC-et9kw
    @BC-et9kw 10 місяців тому +6

    "Were you molested? Whoa! Send me the tape" 💀💀💀

  • @ruedyknowsit
    @ruedyknowsit 8 днів тому

    It’s subtle and funny “give this a goog” everytime gets me

  • @HandsomeLongshanks
    @HandsomeLongshanks Рік тому +71

    The black guy loosing it to the Ovarian joke just made the joke that much better

  • @LibertySpam
    @LibertySpam Рік тому +13

    Greatest Comic Alive. Seen him in Tacoma, thought I might die laughing....

  • @nickb9379
    @nickb9379 Рік тому +2

    Mark is the best! Keep killing it baby!

  • @isaacmalik3714
    @isaacmalik3714 Рік тому +6

    the bit about feeding the little guy jizz sent me lmfao

  • @jmendyka4325
    @jmendyka4325 Рік тому +5

    At the very end....
    "You can do it!"🤣🤣🤣

  • @headbobgunpants4858
    @headbobgunpants4858 Рік тому +12

    Mark Norman moves like his elbows are fused to his spine.

  • @plumbussmith
    @plumbussmith Рік тому +24

    I watched that fart ten times laughin mfao the whole way😂 the whole sequence is hilarious.

  • @MrAkronhammer23
    @MrAkronhammer23 Рік тому +6

    The end clip was so out of left field lol. I was dying laughing

  • @knotsocialmusic
    @knotsocialmusic Рік тому +1250

    Kevin Hart is a legend

    • @iwatchyoutube6539
      @iwatchyoutube6539 Рік тому +10

      I've never seen this comment before!

    • @beyondbackwater4933
      @beyondbackwater4933 Рік тому +26

      Hey can I be part of the inside joke where we comment saying Mark Normand is Kevin Hart, when in fact he's not and Kevin Hart is a black man!
      Darn it that's humorous.

    • @knotsocialmusic
      @knotsocialmusic Рік тому +18

      @@iwatchyoutube6539 I shouldn't get a single like, the Kevin Hart joke is stupid

    • @talkingmoney4499
      @talkingmoney4499 Рік тому +2

      @@knotsocialmusic you are trying to be funny but you are not funny

    • @knotsocialmusic
      @knotsocialmusic Рік тому +5

      @@talkingmoney4499 read my comment in the comments fool

  • @KingdomWalk-vt4kc
    @KingdomWalk-vt4kc 2 місяці тому

    The last clip!!!😂 what a great finish of a great video. Bravo my friend. Bravo!👏

  • @22lamont
    @22lamont Рік тому +9

    Norm is invited to the barbecue 😂😂😂

  • @joegreene7746
    @joegreene7746 Рік тому +15

    Mark,
    After thousands of hours of watching comedians online, you are on another level. No one else is even close. Probably because you are autistic.
    Love,
    Joe

  • @daveminion6209
    @daveminion6209 Місяць тому +3

    for me, Mark is the quickest and wittiest of all the stand ups - better than Tony, Burr, etc. just QUICK!!!

  • @colleenann772
    @colleenann772 2 місяці тому +2

    Mark is a living legend. 👏

  • @tylerdalton2424
    @tylerdalton2424 Рік тому +3

    Normand, keep these edits coming

  • @ariel9835
    @ariel9835 Рік тому +24

    12:18 i didnt expect that punchline at all

  • @bazik4
    @bazik4 9 місяців тому +1

    😂😂😂 i love it when mark gets a pop from everyone in the room😂😂 especially those out of camera like enny from YMH

  • @jeffpunz5337
    @jeffpunz5337 Рік тому +8

    LMFAO the fart at the end got me. I saw Mark here in Toronto last year and it was incredible

    • @nickbeattie3077
      @nickbeattie3077 Рік тому +1

      Felt like a child laughing at that and I don't even care lpl

    • @CAPonthat
      @CAPonthat Рік тому

      Did he fart at the show or something

  • @JacobFr_21
    @JacobFr_21 Рік тому +6

    No but theos “hair wallet” made me choke on my food

  • @danielmorgan3268
    @danielmorgan3268 3 місяці тому

    What a great way to start my day!

  • @ruchaparro
    @ruchaparro Рік тому +1

    Normand is king!

  • @joeclark7298
    @joeclark7298 Місяць тому +1

    "TONY HAWKING" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @magnusserpentiisgoatstaffe5321
    @magnusserpentiisgoatstaffe5321 2 місяці тому +1

    "I didn't know you were jewish" 😭😭😭

  • @ptptpt123
    @ptptpt123 Рік тому +16

    Normand and Nick Mullen, two greatest in the making.

  • @conburgundy
    @conburgundy 9 місяців тому +1

    Hes got some great ones, "i do" with List is classic

  • @loghawgtv
    @loghawgtv Рік тому +3

    Hes a little, “melted” 😅😅😂😂

  • @brooksmiller5597
    @brooksmiller5597 9 місяців тому +3

    1:06 😂 That was like a 4 punch combo

  • @jvizzle87
    @jvizzle87 Рік тому +10

    “You still talk to Pittsburgh girl?” “Nah she died” 💀😂

  • @antonlampe2272
    @antonlampe2272 8 місяців тому +1

    omg the last bit is straight up murder, proves how funny he is im dead

  • @harbosonius
    @harbosonius 5 місяців тому +1

    The way he non chalantly rips ass in that last clip was the cherry on the top of some great great one liners

  • @nblandfo
    @nblandfo Рік тому +1

    Late night summer night with a jaunt. This was great 🙏

  • @bguzewi0
    @bguzewi0 3 місяці тому

    He's so quick with it.

  • @GLAMOURSK1LLS
    @GLAMOURSK1LLS Рік тому +1

    Great ending 😂

  • @mikelim86
    @mikelim86 Рік тому +2

    "He is faking it, " 😂

  • @joecoldiron42
    @joecoldiron42 Рік тому

    Mark is on it

  • @Guy.1991
    @Guy.1991 11 місяців тому +1

    Mark rule! So fast and funny.

  • @arthurbrown4984
    @arthurbrown4984 Рік тому +6

    Theo starting to blend in to the wall

  • @RareJacob
    @RareJacob 11 місяців тому

    Bro is the best at fitting it in right when it’s silent

  • @larryadamski9957
    @larryadamski9957 Рік тому +3

    Tony Hawking killed me

  • @zwbruno90
    @zwbruno90 Рік тому

    "nah, she died"... laughing controllably

  • @Maj_hul
    @Maj_hul Рік тому +1

    that last clip was fucking insanity lmfao

  • @danielj3010
    @danielj3010 Рік тому

    You can do it!

  • @mario-ef7xh
    @mario-ef7xh Рік тому +3

    I can’t look past that either 😂

  • @MiikeN9ne
    @MiikeN9ne Рік тому +4

    Santino had Mark losing his words making him think he was a nazi haha 6:10

  • @imdoc7872
    @imdoc7872 Рік тому

    This guy is the best

  • @Shithappenswhenu
    @Shithappenswhenu 10 місяців тому +6

    It was hearing Mark Normand's quips on Rogan, that made me seek out his special. The guy is lightning quick. He should definitely be getting booked on more panel comedy shows. Come to the uk mark you'd be huge!

  • @BluishNomad
    @BluishNomad 11 місяців тому +1

    "tony hawking" was so good

  • @Lor00D
    @Lor00D Рік тому +2

    Theos glasses go half way up his forehead HAHAHAHHA

  • @mammakamel
    @mammakamel 5 місяців тому +1

    10/10 punchlines just rolls out of this guy constantly.

  • @FFGexclusive
    @FFGexclusive 10 місяців тому +2

    Shane's ewww is always hilarious lol

  • @Thegringopapi
    @Thegringopapi 4 місяці тому +4

    that first woman has a huge gunt

  • @johnnyblaze2716
    @johnnyblaze2716 Рік тому

    Legend

  • @catfishstevens8173
    @catfishstevens8173 Рік тому

    dude that first joke so good

  • @zodspeed
    @zodspeed Рік тому +3

    “Those are called gays” 😂😂😂

  • @briannewby3487
    @briannewby3487 3 місяці тому

    Bert acting like he doesn't know what a hulk is lmao 🤣

  • @Deathxcore1
    @Deathxcore1 Рік тому

    never misses

  • @sacredxgeometry
    @sacredxgeometry Рік тому +4

    “Give this a Goog”
    LEGENDARY THING TO SAY

  • @frankwoods9680
    @frankwoods9680 8 місяців тому

    12 minutes of one-liners… Holy Comedy!

  • @vanityfairsosborne
    @vanityfairsosborne 3 місяці тому +1

    5:15 tony hawking is absolutely wild🤣

  • @colechevalier7786
    @colechevalier7786 3 місяці тому

    Normand is becoming my favourite comic

  • @sYndROCK
    @sYndROCK 11 місяців тому +1

    Mark is great! Funny af all the time

  • @ultimusstatic
    @ultimusstatic Рік тому

    This comp is lunch, Jerry!

  • @The_Cannabis_Connoisseur
    @The_Cannabis_Connoisseur Рік тому +1

    The Rogan one was the best! "Their just gays"🤣🤣🤣

  • @finessedmyself
    @finessedmyself Рік тому

    That fart killed me

  • @-.-Monster
    @-.-Monster Рік тому

    Mark Normand:
    "Comedy"
    Me:
    "This guy gets it"

  • @syedahmarhaque7797
    @syedahmarhaque7797 3 місяці тому

    He was like melted 😅

  • @randallross420
    @randallross420 5 місяців тому

    We love you out in Kenner