Thank you for mentioning the protests in Iran Stephen! The situation is dire with people fighting for basic human rights and many people including minors have been murdered on the streets and in the custody of the security forces. Every word to inform the global public of this situation counts! 🙏
Since DT is an innocent victim, as he stated yesterday, it will be a pleasure for him to release his very innocent tax returns, which he has kept secret, because he is so very, very innocent.
There is only one problem now and that is the Repubs are in control of the house and dJt still has chicken sh*t, Kevin Brady as an ally in the ways and means committee.
According to John Oliver's sources, FIFA's president was once quoted saying that he preferred totalitarian regimes to democratic ones to host the World Cup because it makes their work so much easier. If that doesn't toss up massive red flags about the state of FIFA's upper echelons, I don't know what does.
@@christopherhindle9159 thank you for the correction. I will leave the original comment as is though. See, FIFA? It's okay to make mistakes. It's NOT okay to keep doing it while pretending you're doing nothing wrong.
"Keep in mind the Supreme Court is composed of three of his nominees, and they still rejected him. Normally, to get three people to reject his requests, he has to marry them." 😂💰💯
Fun fact about the Belgian jersey: the word LOVE was on a label INSIDE the collar, in the back! Totally invisible! In my mind, I am picturing all the team members passing little nail scissors around in the locker room to cut the label out of their jerseys before walking to the pitch.
Jesus Christ is the propitiation for the whole world's sins. They that believeth and are baptized (with the Holy Spirit) shall be saved; but they that believeth not shall be damned. Those led by the Holy Spirit do not abide in wickedness. *God is ONE manifesting himself as THREE;* the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Bless him! *For these three are one.* As I am led by the Holy Spirit, nothing I state is a lie, but the truth of God. Anyone who tells you differently is misinformed or a liar. They do not know God, nor led by him. Anyone who *claims* to be a Christian and is against what I am doing, and where I am doing it; the Holy Spirit does not dwell within them, they lack understanding. They know not God, read his word, and their religion is in vain. Do not hear them, they will mislead you, the lost cannot guide the lost.
When you trust in God and cast your cares (worries, anxiety, depression, suicidal thoughts) upon him, they will be NO MORE! Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! The world is wicked, evil, and of the devil. I too, was a wicked sinner of the world before I opened my heart to God. I am living proof of God's work and fruitfulness! He is an active God who hears the prayers of his! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous. The devil is a liar that comes to steal, to kill, and to destroy; that includes your relationship with God! Open your heart to God, repent of your sins (he will forgive you), and let him direct your path. Draw nigh to God, and he will draw nigh to you. Cleanse your hands and purify your heart, lest you walk with the devil and follow him to hell.
The female commentator and journalists from UK and Germany were wearing the One love armband. The German one was even wearing a rainbow shirt. Protest is possible, hopefully nothing will happen to them. Same as the Iranian team, this really takes courage.
Im sorry that so many of these replies are condescending and rude.. I believe the point they are poorly trying to make is that news media and entertainment outlets of both parties relentlessly attempt to induce panic and outrage. And I can agree that all the major news organizations are guilty of that.. But Stephen Colbert is merely commenting on the news of the day with that impeccable wit you mentioned. The levity and joy he and his staff are able to share with the world really is a gift.
Reminder: FIFA once granted the World Cup to Putin's Russia in 2018, military dictatorship-ran Argentina in 1978, and friggin' Mussolini's Italy in 1934. This Qatar deal is nothing new.
Okay.. So we talk history...UK the most disgraceful nation in modren history colonization at its finest and also most racist for sure.. And The US the destabilizing force of the world seeking power and influence, it was never about human rights... Human rights are for Hollywood to care about 😂, the government does not give a shit if that means losing their power and influence. Hypocrisy all over your flags, governments, history, but us Muslims are human rights deniers if we want you to respect our religion and keep your sexual needs in the bedroom and not in a public display in a Muslim country..... You doubling down on homosexuality in public in our culture like if we took the American flag with the Bible and burn them every street we go and shove it down your throats....
Y'know, I was kinda disappointed that Clownigula didn't croak when he got Covid. But I've changed my mind. Watching him slowly crumble like a cheap nose job is far, FAR more satisfying!
If he would have died, Pence would have won. Honestly, I thought that the repubs were using him to take back the office and thought that they would kill him at the six month mark.
Unless the law is changed, he won't be going to a prison due to the logistics of the Secret Service peeps to which he is entitled. It would probably be a house arrest and my goodness, wouldn't it be a hoot if he has no online access? That's where he can write his memoir, Mein Kampf style.
Crazy thing is the word "Love" on the Belgian jerseys was on the inside of the back of the collar. It wasn't even visible yet they were forced to remove it
@@dfuher968 If any of these professional douchebags cared about human rights, they'd boycott their little soccer matches entirely and flood social media with viral TikTok rants about human rights abuses. But at the end of the day, people only care about money. Soccer players want that money, trophy, fame and "glory" so much that they will shut their mouths and do as they're told.
Yes, he doesn’t make dad jokes; he makes grandpa jokes and sometimes they don’t hit, like “serving mashed potatoes.” That just needed better delivery. “Thank you all so much for your service. All I’m serving today is mashed potatoes.” Ba Dum Tss!
Qatar is corrupt??! What about the Olympics being held in China, where Uyghur Muslims face an actual genocide?! When a muslim country abides by its religion, that being, not allowing for homosexuality and you don't like it, then don't go. Nothing corrupt about that. All Abrahamic religions forbid homosexuality. Why does China get a pass? Because it's not a muslim country? Because muslim lives are meaningles?
I appreciate his pause after the Eric joke. It gave me time to finish choking on my coffee. One day I will learn to stop drinking coffee while watching Stephen Colbert.
Shoutout to Alex Scott, the woman presenting for BBC ,she wore the one love armband whilst on the pitch. Brave and also super brave of the Iranian team.
How is this brave, its not like you get shot for wearing the bracelet. Qatar is allready very nice by letting the women walk around without cover and the only thing the guards do is ask tou politly to remove the armband, if you wont do it you get let in the stadium anyway.
@@Blitzcleaning Yes, how _very_ nice of them not to force some foreign women to abide by their restrictive dress code, the way they will their own people and all those slaves…I mean, migrant workers.
@@Blitzcleaning Well it's brave because she could lose her job which is a possible mililion quid career. Some would say that is quite brave, no she's won't get shot but not many of us put our futures on the line for a cause. Also Qatar being nice by letting women walk around without being shrouded and covered? Wow hope the slave workers feel the same about that, all those lives worth it for a headcvoering pause for the tourists.
Unfortunately, soccer fans don’t care about the corruption and say all sports organizations are corrupted. I asked numerous soccer fans about FIFA and they all didn’t seem to care. 🤦🏻♀️🙇🏻♀️
Stephen I love you and your show, I have been to your live show on my visit to NYC, but the Iranian people have been protesting for over 2 months, they have shed blood for over 60 days, let's give them more support, keep mentioning their message of "women, life freedom" that started in the Kurdish region of Iran and now it is echoed throughout the world. Women, life, freedom Zhen, zhiyan, Azadi Zan, zendegi, Azadi #mahsaamini Love you Stephen
Make it mandatory(or maybe just legal?) for NYPD to smoke that weed in their off time. Maybe some magic mushrooms. They need a stress reliever. Same with our veterans.
Stephen is, besides hilarious and spot on, always so peppy, happy, and animated. It's as if he enjoys his best band, best writers, best audience and loves his job or something. His improvised antics make me laugh. Sending Stephen and the whole TLS group some love and thanks. 💋
The US legalized weed to fight the Nazis, and Stephen Colbert knows about this because he played a clip of the 1942 USDA video *Hemp for Victory* on The Colbert Report, but since moving to The Late Show, *Hemp for Victory* can't be mentioned, leaving all of you completely in the dark about how badly your government and media have lied to you for your entire lives. Clap and cheer for this corporate sell-out. He loves your money.
I'm a huge football fan in the UK and my gratitude for your show's continuing reference to the lies and hypocrisy of FIFA. And also the courage of the Iranian team in their show of solidarity with the Iranian people's movement. We somehow need to dissolve FIFA, and the major football countries should start this process now.
Me too... So when does the FA stop taking money from the middle east to fund the EPL? 🤔 Personally, yes, I think they should have been allowed to wear whatever arm bands they choose. Obviously. But I also think more attention has been drawn to the issue because they were banned so late. It became global news, and not 'just' sport. I know, it's not JUST sport here, but... well you watched this clip, presumably ;). Some places are kinda stubborn, they like to have their own 'World' events. Half kidding, I've actually just moved home from the US & family was involved with the MLS in a professional capacity. But it is still not equal to 'their' sports. It's been the fastest growing youth sport for over a decade though - which is beginning to show at a pro level now.
Ridiculous. Hypocrisy is believing that the sport should boycott Qatar but then almost all countries have close trade agreements with them. If they die to give us oil it's acceptable, if a sport is involved then it's not. FIFA as an institution can and should be investigated for money laundering, bribes etc etc but the truth is that people were mistreated and will still be after the World Cup. Same for being illegal to have gay relationships. This is only a concern now because of the World Cup. After it ends, it will be business as usual.
Met a fellow from Vermont at my local watering hole here in Ontario Canada. Wanted to smoke a joint. Lol He had no idea that there’s 4-5 pot stores in our small town of 15,000. Time to get up to speed America. Just don’t drive high as they’ll pull your license. Impaired is impaired. ;)
Biden's mashed potatoes joke wasn't meant to be stand-up comedy. It's one of those small-talk jokes, like when the cashier at the grocery store says, "oh, you're making a chocolate cake, I'm coming home with you!" It's not a comedy-type joke, just a small-talk kind of "joke". I like that Biden is a the kind of person who acts like a real person. He's very real, very relatable. I never had a grandpa, but if I had one I'd hope he'd be like Joe Biden.
1:52 For those curious: Soccer uses a 2-Strike-System. A yellow card is the first Strike, which is issued for lighter forms of foul play, or violating the game procedure (f.e. taking off your jersey during the game gets you a yellow card). If you accumulate 2 Strikes you get a Red Card which bans you from playing for at least the rest of the game, and your team cannot sub in a replacement for you, so they have to play with a man down as penalty. Certain acts of heavy foul play, like violently attacking other players, can be punished with a red card instantly. Additionally during a tournament like the World Cup, getting a Red card can also mean that you are blocked from playing in one or 2 of the following games.
"But youngsters be warned, DANKSgiving can be a gateway to harder holidays like CRACKmas, Rosh HASHanah, St. Patrick's Day." As a McMerican I approve this message.
Check out the Black Friday special at the New York weed stores! With this massive weed stockpile, it's gonna be "buy a bottle of CBD oil and get a 5-pack of pre-rolled joints free!" Or they will do like the alcohol companies and tape an Acapulco Gold joint on each can of Quebec Gold weed.
First of all, its an old photo. DONG Energy changed its name 5 years ago. Stephens researchers mustve been really looking hard to find something to put up, coz the Danish team hasnt been wearing those jerseys for several years. Second, DONG Energy was and is a company sponsor. DONG stands for Danish Oil and Natural Gas. They eventually changed their name to "Ørsted" or "Orsted" for u English speakers after the famous Danish physicist and chemist, as they expanded further around the world and were getting tired of that juvenile reaction. So it actually doesnt belong in this story. Its not a political message, its a company name. And its also a long gone sponsor, that is not at all relevant here, so its quite dishonest to include it.
Man, Broyhil is getting a LOT of free advertising on this show! Also, if you're interested in more of Mahsa Amini's story as well as what it means for women in America, check out Titus' Armageddon Update under the same "Woman Life Freedom" title. Come prepared though. It's a bit uncomfortable but essential.
My very favorite knock-knock joke is to say, "I got a great knock-knock joke for you, OK, You start" Then laugh at their baffled facial expressions when you say "Who's there?"🤣🤣
Damn Stephen, was your monologue held at CPAC tonight? Was your audience just busted in from the Coma Wing and were asleep the last 6 years? Did they all hit their heads on the way in? They may not have liked it, but, I only hope you could hear me laughing all the way in Vegas! 😂
Colbert is in to gender denial for "personal " reasons. Like so mnay in Hollywood..they were bad parents..and their kids are now proof. Thus they deny reality to accommodate kids they failed to raise right
As an Iranian-American I thank you Steve and team for mentioning Iran’s protests, which many say has turned into a revolution. Just one thing: the footage about the protests you showed was inaccurate and probably from a government rally. The Iranian protestors mostly do not wear hijab and are brutally cracked down by the Islamic police so the protests are mostly at night and look like a war zone than a peaceful protest with covered up women.
@@YoungPrince i,,, what? hairbrained response, the US literally plays in FIFA and they're a multinational corporation sucking the money and safety away from every country they've touched, not to mention the laughingstock that is Sepp Blatter. literally watch John Oliver's videos on FIFA and quiet the hell down
I just love Stephen dancing with that chicken
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That is insane amount of courage on the Iranian soccer team’s part
Too true....
Go, women of Iran! The world stands with you!
WOrld Cup 2022 anthem ua-cam.com/video/95nAb7hO2j0/v-deo.html
The story of Mahsa Amini is a harrowing one...and one that the GOP is hoping to recreate in the U.S., apparently.
When they get home I hope they STAND FOR WOMEN
Thank you for mentioning the protests in Iran Stephen! The situation is dire with people fighting for basic human rights and many people including minors have been murdered on the streets and in the custody of the security forces. Every word to inform the global public of this situation counts! 🙏
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Licking sefeeds isn't going to help you.
Oh well
#LifeWomenFreedom!
THANK YOU for finally speaking on Iran! There has not been enough coverage on what those people are going through!
I always love it when Stephen will gently chastise his audience
“Really? Awwww? Really?”
Or “you were a little slow to react to that?”
Since DT is an innocent victim, as he stated yesterday, it will be a pleasure for him to release his very innocent tax returns, which he has kept secret, because he is so very, very innocent.
😂😂😂😂
Do I detect a slight whiff of snark? 😆 👍
The MOST innocent the likes of which the world has never seen
@@KaleighMacKay
Tremendously innocent. 🤥
There is only one problem now and that is the Repubs are in control of the house and dJt still has chicken sh*t, Kevin Brady as an ally in the ways and means committee.
2:35 I say Skittles should take this opportunity and troll the entire situation with a "Taste the Rainbow" banner across all the jerseys.
According to John Oliver's sources, FIFA's president was once quoted saying that he preferred totalitarian regimes to democratic ones to host the World Cup because it makes their work so much easier. If that doesn't toss up massive red flags about the state of FIFA's upper echelons, I don't know what does.
I believe it was the General Secretary rather than Blatter or Infantino btw. But yeah. They’re horrifically corrupt.
@@christopherhindle9159 thank you for the correction. I will leave the original comment as is though. See, FIFA? It's okay to make mistakes. It's NOT okay to keep doing it while pretending you're doing nothing wrong.
@@gamepapa1211 the best teams in European football leagues are owned by Qatar,UAE and Saudi Arabia. Manchester City come to mind ?
Fifa are the worst.
Correction: he wasn't a Fifa president nor is he worth fifa now, however it's true, USA is hosting the nxt one
"Keep in mind the Supreme Court is composed of three of his nominees, and they still rejected him. Normally, to get three people to reject his requests, he has to marry them." 😂💰💯
Fun fact about the Belgian jersey: the word LOVE was on a label INSIDE the collar, in the back! Totally invisible! In my mind, I am picturing all the team members passing little nail scissors around in the locker room to cut the label out of their jerseys before walking to the pitch.
major kudos to the iranian football team. i wish the iranian people all the strength and success in the world.
Hopefully Iran can fight back again against USA invasion and terrorism.
Jesus Christ is the propitiation for the whole world's sins. They that believeth and are baptized (with the Holy Spirit) shall be saved; but they that believeth not shall be damned. Those led by the Holy Spirit do not abide in wickedness.
*God is ONE manifesting himself as THREE;* the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Bless him! *For these three are one.*
As I am led by the Holy Spirit, nothing I state is a lie, but the truth of God. Anyone who tells you differently is misinformed or a liar. They do not know God, nor led by him.
Anyone who *claims* to be a Christian and is against what I am doing, and where I am doing it; the Holy Spirit does not dwell within them, they lack understanding. They know not God, read his word, and their religion is in vain. Do not hear them, they will mislead you, the lost cannot guide the lost.
When you trust in God and cast your cares (worries, anxiety, depression, suicidal thoughts) upon him, they will be NO MORE!
Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals!
The world is wicked, evil, and of the devil.
I too, was a wicked sinner of the world before I opened my heart to God. I am living proof of God's work and fruitfulness! He is an active God who hears the prayers of his! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous. The devil is a liar that comes to steal, to kill, and to destroy; that includes your relationship with God!
Open your heart to God, repent of your sins (he will forgive you), and let him direct your path. Draw nigh to God, and he will draw nigh to you. Cleanse your hands and purify your heart, lest you walk with the devil and follow him to hell.
@@Call_Upon_YAH
@SeaPin - 😂🤣😆
The female commentator and journalists from UK and Germany were wearing the One love armband. The German one was even wearing a rainbow shirt. Protest is possible, hopefully nothing will happen to them. Same as the Iranian team, this really takes courage.
Nervous for them in Qatar and extra nervous for the Iranian team when they return home. 🙏🏼
"protest"
@@alexdasliebe5391 I'm very afraid for the Iranian team
Pray then that they bring the trophy.
I hope we live in a freer world someday, when this will be normal instead of life-threatening.
If it weren't for Stephen Colbert, I would have gone completely bonkers over the last few years. His wit knows no bounds. Love him and Evie💖
In FIFA's defense, nothing says love like "Dong"!
awww, he affirms you. AInt that cute
Maybe u are bonkers?
@@empower.1982 denying biology...that is delusional
Im sorry that so many of these replies are condescending and rude..
I believe the point they are poorly trying to make is that news media and entertainment outlets of both parties relentlessly attempt to induce panic and outrage. And I can agree that all the major news organizations are guilty of that..
But Stephen Colbert is merely commenting on the news of the day with that impeccable wit you mentioned. The levity and joy he and his staff are able to share with the world really is a gift.
Getting excited over 0 tied 🤣🤣🤣
Love the Broyhill set gag, every time. Almost as evergreen as "Is potato."
Thanks Stephen: "I'm dreaming of an indictment Christmas, the type we've deserved since long ago."
May a blizzard of paper fall upon tRumpledforeskin and his minions!
You have a Trump Derangement Syndrome list for Santa?
Sad. Pathetic actually.
Good
Let's all congratulate Gen Z for voting Democratic and saving democracy and freedom for future generations.
You're Welcome Proud Gen Z Right here 🥰
@@DustyJones1997BGCL Now voting needs to be repeated every 2 yrs.
Voter turnout needs to be even better in future elections...
Nah homie. We voted to save ourselves and seduce the establishment.
It's their future in their hands. I hope they run for office.
Reminder: FIFA once granted the World Cup to Putin's Russia in 2018, military dictatorship-ran Argentina in 1978, and friggin' Mussolini's Italy in 1934. This Qatar deal is nothing new.
It's not like the money itself can kill people, right?
I see someone watched Last Week Tonight.
@@bradcarver8127 I did. I hope Business Baby can forgive me for not crediting him properly.
Okay.. So we talk history...UK the most disgraceful nation in modren history colonization at its finest and also most racist for sure.. And The US the destabilizing force of the world seeking power and influence, it was never about human rights... Human rights are for Hollywood to care about 😂, the government does not give a shit if that means losing their power and influence.
Hypocrisy all over your flags, governments, history, but us Muslims are human rights deniers if we want you to respect our religion and keep your sexual needs in the bedroom and not in a public display in a Muslim country..... You doubling down on homosexuality in public in our culture like if we took the American flag with the Bible and burn them every street we go and shove it down your throats....
@@puddock6336 they say a penny dropped from the top of the Empire State Building might kill you
THANK YOU for talking about the protests against the Iranian regime and THANK YOU for supporting Iranian women!!!
Y'know, I was kinda disappointed that Clownigula didn't croak when he got Covid. But I've changed my mind. Watching him slowly crumble like a cheap nose job is far, FAR more satisfying!
If he would have died, Pence would have won. Honestly, I thought that the repubs were using him to take back the office and thought that they would kill him at the six month mark.
Unless the law is changed, he won't be going to a prison due to the logistics of the Secret Service peeps to which he is entitled. It would probably be a house arrest and my goodness, wouldn't it be a hoot if he has no online access? That's where he can write his memoir, Mein Kampf style.
More like having the Band-aid pulled off reeeeeeallly slooooowly.
💯Amen
I'd prefer him slowly crumbling inside a cell for the remainder of his life, 23 hour lock down, 1 hour in the yard, no phone, no tv, no internet.
Crazy thing is the word "Love" on the Belgian jerseys was on the inside of the back of the collar. It wasn't even visible yet they were forced to remove it
The Danish team was forbidden to wear black jerseys with "Human rights for all" on them - for training! It wasnt even for matches, but nope.
@poocrafter2 Didn’t know this😱TY for sharing! Love from TX.
@@dfuher968 If any of these professional douchebags cared about human rights, they'd boycott their little soccer matches entirely and flood social media with viral TikTok rants about human rights abuses.
But at the end of the day, people only care about money. Soccer players want that money, trophy, fame and "glory" so much that they will shut their mouths and do as they're told.
I guess that’s still too much Love 🫤
They weren't forced. They chose to.
Thanks for mentioning Iran's situation right now! Please continue being our voice. #womenlifefreedom
Stephen Colbert for President 2024!!
"Soccer players don't care what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't use your hands"
True words, Stephen!
and then the miming he did with his body after that was hilarious !!
Except goalkeepers. Goalies are allowed to use their hands when grabbing for balls.
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@@videosrus8631 Or fumbling...
Unles u are a keeper.
That “steal a pumpkin” line from Biden reminds me so much of my grandpa. 😂
Yes, he doesn’t make dad jokes; he makes grandpa jokes and sometimes they don’t hit, like “serving mashed potatoes.” That just needed better delivery. “Thank you all so much for your service. All I’m serving today is mashed potatoes.” Ba Dum Tss!
Thank you not only for bringing attention to corrupt Qatar World Cup, but also #mahsaamini and #womanlifefreedom movement in #Iran 🙏🏼🙂👏🏼
Forget Qatar - FIFA is corrupt
Qatar is corrupt??! What about the Olympics being held in China, where Uyghur Muslims face an actual genocide?! When a muslim country abides by its religion, that being, not allowing for homosexuality and you don't like it, then don't go. Nothing corrupt about that. All Abrahamic religions forbid homosexuality. Why does China get a pass? Because it's not a muslim country? Because muslim lives are meaningles?
Any FIFA World Cup is already corrupt. Wouldn't even have to dig deep to prove it, either.
@@lenawagenfuehr53 so is Qatar!!
I appreciate his pause after the Eric joke. It gave me time to finish choking on my coffee. One day I will learn to stop drinking coffee while watching Stephen Colbert.
To the state of New York, I volunteer to help with any unsold marijuana to help the stock pile problem. Glad to help.
Shoutout to Alex Scott, the woman presenting for BBC ,she wore the one love armband whilst on the pitch. Brave and also super brave of the Iranian team.
Woke Moron
The armband does what axactly?
How is this brave, its not like you get shot for wearing the bracelet.
Qatar is allready very nice by letting the women walk around without cover and the only thing the guards do is ask tou politly to remove the armband, if you wont do it you get let in the stadium anyway.
@@Blitzcleaning Yes, how _very_ nice of them not to force some foreign women to abide by their restrictive dress code, the way they will their own people and all those slaves…I mean, migrant workers.
@@Blitzcleaning Well it's brave because she could lose her job which is a possible mililion quid career. Some would say that is quite brave, no she's won't get shot but not many of us put our futures on the line for a cause.
Also Qatar being nice by letting women walk around without being shrouded and covered? Wow hope the slave workers feel the same about that, all those lives worth it for a headcvoering pause for the tourists.
After the Netflix documentary on FIFA not sure anyone can trust what they do!! WTF the whole world is f*cked up!!
What is the name of that documentary I’d like to see it?
@@Sandi-ke9mi FIFA UNCOVERED
@@MrsRobinson0741 Thank you! 🙏🏻
Fifa was always shady.
Corruption is the name of the game. Football is just the excuse.
Unfortunately, soccer fans don’t care about the corruption and say all sports organizations are corrupted. I asked numerous soccer fans about FIFA and they all didn’t seem to care. 🤦🏻♀️🙇🏻♀️
This man’s hand movements fascinate me. He uses them as much as his mouth. Love it.
Louis is BACK! I am so thankful for the graceful tones of Stay Human!
Last night show and tonight is great 👍. I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Love you Stephen Colbert.
awwwwww, Me/Thee/.We/. Unicorn
What? Dude just reuses the same old jokes for 90% of the monolog.
@@tobiramasenju6290 oh calm down. Affirmation does you no good when its mental illness.
I agree he is funny but still keeps you informed
@@ray24051 is it harass..or inform. Amazing how fragile you people are
Stephen I love you and your show, I have been to your live show on my visit to NYC, but the Iranian people have been protesting for over 2 months, they have shed blood for over 60 days, let's give them more support, keep mentioning their message of "women, life freedom" that started in the Kurdish region of Iran and now it is echoed throughout the world.
Women, life, freedom
Zhen, zhiyan, Azadi
Zan, zendegi, Azadi
#mahsaamini
Love you Stephen
Also please use her Kurdish name! Never give up! Women and men of Iran, awesome warriors!!
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Rioters will be crushed soon.
@@GrigRP You keep saying this on several posts, now. This is a terrorist threat. I'm reporting all the post that sound like this.
Congratulations for being a tool 👏👏👏
Im dancing with that chicken! dying ! the funniest callback since ..... is potato
Make it mandatory(or maybe just legal?) for NYPD to smoke that weed in their off time. Maybe some magic mushrooms. They need a stress reliever.
Same with our veterans.
GOD bless Stephen Colbert You would be a great president.
Stephen is, besides hilarious and spot on, always so peppy, happy, and animated. It's as if he enjoys his best band, best writers, best audience and loves his job or something. His improvised antics make me laugh. Sending Stephen and the whole TLS group some love and thanks. 💋
cheers me up every time
Great detailed observation. We are all in agreement.
The US legalized weed to fight the Nazis, and Stephen Colbert knows about this because he played a clip of the 1942 USDA video *Hemp for Victory* on The Colbert Report, but since moving to The Late Show, *Hemp for Victory* can't be mentioned, leaving all of you completely in the dark about how badly your government and media have lied to you for your entire lives.
Clap and cheer for this corporate sell-out. He loves your money.
@@charliedontserf8221 So Stephen Colbert works in investments and does a TV show? he's a busy guy Lol. Get out of here with your stupidity scammer!
Simp
2:35 It's actually worse: the word Love was on the INSIDE of the collar of the shirts, so not even visible. It was a reference to Tomorrowland...
9:45 How in the world did he miss the easy layup of “ChristMeth”?
😂😂😂😂😂
Ohhhh that’s good 😂
He still has his two front teeth 🤘
Because using the lord's name in vain would get more flack than leaving that name out. If anyone who cares about such things would watch this show.
@@marshwetland3808 And not even just using it in vain, but deliberately slandering it in a hard drug connotation - that's, like, a full sinducken =o.
Stephen, you are the GOAT on “word play”.😂❤
“Dancin’ with that chicken” is my new favorite thing on the show. Hahaha!
Stephen has more energy this week. And it don't hurt.
I just love Stephen dancing with that chicken, I hope this joke will go on
I keep hoping to meet people on the street who get the joke and will dance with me.
It was very short, but luckily Stephen was once again 'dancing with that chicken!'
You ripped it up again Stephen! Thanks
I'm a huge football fan in the UK and my gratitude for your show's continuing reference to the lies and hypocrisy of FIFA. And also the courage of the Iranian team in their show of solidarity with the Iranian people's movement. We somehow need to dissolve FIFA, and the major football countries should start this process now.
Big time agree!!! Needs to happen.
Me too... So when does the FA stop taking money from the middle east to fund the EPL? 🤔
Personally, yes, I think they should have been allowed to wear whatever arm bands they choose. Obviously.
But I also think more attention has been drawn to the issue because they were banned so late. It became global news, and not 'just' sport.
I know, it's not JUST sport here, but... well you watched this clip, presumably ;). Some places are kinda stubborn, they like to have their own 'World' events. Half kidding, I've actually just moved home from the US & family was involved with the MLS in a professional capacity. But it is still not equal to 'their' sports.
It's been the fastest growing youth sport for over a decade though - which is beginning to show at a pro level now.
No way. It's all about money, and you feed that system too, even if you don't want to. That's how it works.
Premier league is money league that is destroying football.
Ridiculous. Hypocrisy is believing that the sport should boycott Qatar but then almost all countries have close trade agreements with them. If they die to give us oil it's acceptable, if a sport is involved then it's not. FIFA as an institution can and should be investigated for money laundering, bribes etc etc but the truth is that people were mistreated and will still be after the World Cup. Same for being illegal to have gay relationships. This is only a concern now because of the World Cup. After it ends, it will be business as usual.
Cheers to the Iranian team.
Met a fellow from Vermont at my local watering hole here in Ontario Canada. Wanted to smoke a joint. Lol
He had no idea that there’s 4-5 pot stores in our small town of 15,000.
Time to get up to speed America.
Just don’t drive high as they’ll pull your license. Impaired is impaired. ;)
You should have said "I don't think it's fair to compare the former President to a zombie. Zombies are notorious fans of brains."
Whoever came up with the pumpkin stealing the presidency deserves a 💰 bonus for that one.
"Can you be high forever?" That made me laugh
Can youth align rhyming, hyphenated signs in time for a line-dance crime wave 👋?
Who else can’t go to bed until they watch this upload
On my side of the world, those uploads are the first thing I watch when I wake up, 🇨🇭!!
Me!!!
Me
First thing this morning.
EA dropping the licensing was the best thing for them lol
No one can make me laugh like Stephen Colbert! He is just the funniest person in the world.
My favorite way to get the news 💃♥️
Philosophical question - can anything made by Budweiser be called beer?
Thankful for having a President with sense of humor.
the problem is he obviously also has dementia
@@4465Vman after reading your comment, I'm worried you might too. Get checked.
@@eljaysmiley piss off ..i changed the "the" to "he"
@@4465Vman ahhhhhh, so correcting oneself IS ok. Thanks for clarifying. 🤠
Tooooo funny!!
Great monologue Stephen!! Thank you 👍
...when the word "love" is being censored - they you know you are dealing with a vile Evil nation
Biden's mashed potatoes joke wasn't meant to be stand-up comedy. It's one of those small-talk jokes, like when the cashier at the grocery store says, "oh, you're making a chocolate cake, I'm coming home with you!" It's not a comedy-type joke, just a small-talk kind of "joke". I like that Biden is a the kind of person who acts like a real person. He's very real, very relatable. I never had a grandpa, but if I had one I'd hope he'd be like Joe Biden.
"Can you be high forever?"
i've certainly contributed to this research 🥴
I dont know, but I know how much red wine you can drink in 4 years while watching Colbert and trying to stay sane..
Laughing out loud again. Love you Steve!
1:52 For those curious: Soccer uses a 2-Strike-System. A yellow card is the first Strike, which is issued for lighter forms of foul play, or violating the game procedure (f.e. taking off your jersey during the game gets you a yellow card). If you accumulate 2 Strikes you get a Red Card which bans you from playing for at least the rest of the game, and your team cannot sub in a replacement for you, so they have to play with a man down as penalty. Certain acts of heavy foul play, like violently attacking other players, can be punished with a red card instantly.
Additionally during a tournament like the World Cup, getting a Red card can also mean that you are blocked from playing in one or 2 of the following games.
Now I know why he’s number 1.
Colbert's jokes about FIFA, Qatar and "being excited about a scoreless game" is spot on about all the World Cup brouhaha.
"But youngsters be warned, DANKSgiving can be a gateway to harder holidays like CRACKmas, Rosh HASHanah, St. Patrick's Day." As a McMerican I approve this message.
Check out the Black Friday special at the New York weed stores! With this massive weed stockpile, it's gonna be "buy a bottle of CBD oil and get a 5-pack of pre-rolled joints free!" Or they will do like the alcohol companies and tape an Acapulco Gold joint on each can of Quebec Gold weed.
I think you forgot Glue Years Eve and Speedster
@@yudithcaron8053 Weed (known as grass in the '60s) has been a fact of life in NYC for at least 55 years.
Oh gosh. Hope the Iranian team is ok after this.❤️
They certainly could face real trouble when they return home. Hope their families won't face persecution.
They better not land back in Iran with that kind of humiliation.
@@alexandradaniele Iran has bigger problems.
You really did find the sweet spot.😂😂😂
Damn the writing was so good in this monologue! Some of those jokes were bruuutal! Loving it!
I laughed so hard at the mashed potatoes joke!
2:56 bit of a mixed message, FIFA supporting Dong but forcing team captains not to wear the One Love armbands
😁
First of all, its an old photo. DONG Energy changed its name 5 years ago. Stephens researchers mustve been really looking hard to find something to put up, coz the Danish team hasnt been wearing those jerseys for several years.
Second, DONG Energy was and is a company sponsor. DONG stands for Danish Oil and Natural Gas. They eventually changed their name to "Ørsted" or "Orsted" for u English speakers after the famous Danish physicist and chemist, as they expanded further around the world and were getting tired of that juvenile reaction.
So it actually doesnt belong in this story. Its not a political message, its a company name. And its also a long gone sponsor, that is not at all relevant here, so its quite dishonest to include it.
@@dfuher968 still funny
Steve, you are the most animated and enjoyable late night talk show host
I live in NY. The weed is gonna go stale if it hasn’t already, and then thrown out. Give it to New Yorkers for free!
Thanks for the belly laughs! :)
That red soccer jersey literally supports Big Dong Energy, and I love it.
Its a company name. Danish Oil and Natural Gas. And they changed it 5 years ago, the Danish team hasnt worn those jerseys for several years.
Trump presidential announcement wasn't a declaration it is a funeral Ceremony...
I keep hoping it's the republican party' s..
Hilarious pumpkin joke!
Pumpkin stealing the presidency was great!
omg 😂😂 Great line !!! not using hands in the bedroom ❤ lol
great, great monologue tonight.
Dancin with that chicken!
Best Pumpkin joke ever ❤️
Stephen was hopped up on something and I'm here for it!!
As always, thanks.
Brilliant monologue, as usual.
Man, Broyhil is getting a LOT of free advertising on this show! Also, if you're interested in more of Mahsa Amini's story as well as what it means for women in America, check out Titus' Armageddon Update under the same "Woman Life Freedom" title. Come prepared though. It's a bit uncomfortable but essential.
Thanks for sharing
@@theMad155 anytime!
Loved that one Rachel is ruthless!
@@jcoopes5604 "SMALL DICK ENERGY!!"
My very favorite knock-knock joke is to say, "I got a great knock-knock joke for you, OK, You start" Then laugh at their baffled facial expressions when you say "Who's there?"🤣🤣
I didn't expect to laugh so hard at this😆😅
Who's there? Donald John Trump,
FBI, Your under arrest! For tax evasion, and multiple other charges.
Happy Holidays.
@Kim Steed As a grandfather, I can confirm that is the grandfather of all Dad jokes. 👍💯
Happy Thanksgiving!! ✌️💚&🌲s🌏☮️
"...Ida Gnu..."
How do you do it?!? You and your writing team make my day every time you make a show. Thank you so much.
I love it when he’s throwin real shots
Free Love not allowed on soccer jersey unless it’s Paid! 💵
-Free Love- … how about “5$ HJ”?
You had my laughing my *ss of on ‘the pumpkin trying to steal the presidency ‘😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Damn Stephen, was your monologue held at CPAC tonight? Was your audience just busted in from the Coma Wing and were asleep the last 6 years? Did they all hit their heads on the way in? They may not have liked it, but, I only hope you could hear me laughing all the way in Vegas! 😂
Exactly!
Colbert is in to gender denial for "personal " reasons. Like so mnay in Hollywood..they were bad parents..and their kids are now proof. Thus they deny reality to accommodate kids they failed to raise right
Please help, I need money, I have children who do not have a father, please
The pumpkin joke was solid gold
As an Iranian-American I thank you Steve and team for mentioning Iran’s protests, which many say has turned into a revolution. Just one thing: the footage about the protests you showed was inaccurate and probably from a government rally. The Iranian protestors mostly do not wear hijab and are brutally cracked down by the Islamic police so the protests are mostly at night and look like a war zone than a peaceful protest with covered up women.
Dude. I’m soooooo high right NOW! And this is making so much sense.
Kudos to the Welsh hats❤️💃🌈😘
Hey FIFA? Quick note: if you start banning words like "love", YOU'RE the villain of the story!
When weren't they the villain?
Y’all talking like y’a been watching football smh, US always tryna get in things that’s none of y’a business
@@YoungPrince i,,, what? hairbrained response, the US literally plays in FIFA and they're a multinational corporation sucking the money and safety away from every country they've touched, not to mention the laughingstock that is Sepp Blatter. literally watch John Oliver's videos on FIFA and quiet the hell down
@@YoungPrince haha I smell a TROLL!!
@@YoungPrince Y'all be talking like I'm an American. Get on outta here with that weak ass shit.
There are no words to describe my love for this being ❤
You’re a cloud over entertaining TV Col-Puke🎉