Patrick Bateman being himself for about 10 minutes
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- Опубліковано 12 лют 2022
- lets see paul allen's shitty editing
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sorry... himself?? there is no Patrick Bateman he is only a visual concept or idea. Though you can shake his hand and feel his flesh gripping yours, he is simply, not... there.
SO TRUE ‼️‼️💯💯
God I want his flesh gripping my insides
Best comment ever
Too bad. If only he was here among us
Also the way willem dafoe interrogates him is so good. How he asks him all these questions about Paul Allen while having Patrick give himself away
“He was probably a closeted homosexual who did a lot of cocaine, that Yale thing”
My favorite line in the movie.
Skull and bones has left the chat..😶😬
@@Goofmaxxin 322
I feel him projecting
i just giggling in my bed at 6:30 am and trying to sleep.
I cannot be the only person who is enchanted by Christian Bales voice, both his American and British accent!
The ones who saw Howl's walking castle dubbed in English can further understand
His internal monologues are so funny to me, he could be sitting on a bench and he’d be thinking sm like ‘look at these people, watching the world go round, not knowing what I have done, not knowing who I am, this bench is just like me, a mere remnant of what it used to be, a tall oak tree cut down and watered down into something pathetic that only society members can access, me and the bench are the same in this way, a facade of what we once were’
he's just like me fr
He's such a forgettable little dork
That's so... thought provoking, Patrick.
That's literally me fr fr
the accuracy😭😭😭
*Patrick casually walks into the restaurant*
"I'm on the verge of tears."
Anxiety in a nutshell.
how is this so hard for zoomers to understand? Is it because they have no souls?
@@sexturnsmeoff3401
I'm so using this line everywhere I go now 😂
The relief washes over me in an awesome wave
@@aestusmaris that line had me dying 😂
I love how he says “Next saturday?” as if he’s about to propose a plan, and then instantly shoots her down.
My favorite part
"Christ...I'll call you! 😃 *milliseconds later* 😠"
Bro I’ve done this shit on accident once before and almost lost my shit laughing because I thought of this scene
I like how he looks at his watch after saying that, as though checking his watch would apprise him of any social commitments he has on saturday
@@sineadoconormcG Yup, genius :P
7:47 legendary moment 😂
Sigma 🗿
Bro said: 🗿😑😁😙
@@SirKukurydzaif you stop using the word sigma, you'll be more succesefull in disguysing your low self-esteem
@@omg9261 I won't 🗿
@@omg9261you clearly have low self esteem turn to the sigma wa👍
"I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"
Patrick Bateman is such a good guy calling his friends out on being racist, complementing his secretary, and focusing on fixing the world’s problems
I HATE N
0:23 Me whenever someone starts saying "Eat/Tax the Rich"
A real role model this guy is.
Kids, take notes.
@@John-X How is that anti semitic. I know it’s a joke but I just want to know
@@Shockkings0714 The joke is cuz the richest, most powerful, most influential people in government, nobility, & media are Jewish or related to Jews or are Zionists but if you say that, you get called an "anti-semite," so.
Now let’s see Paul Allen being himself for 10 minutes
Paul Allen being himself: 💀
He didnt even last 10 minutes bro
@Lior Kravitz bro……
😆
@Lior Kravitz Damn
"Stop scowling, Patrick. You're such a Grinch."
Scowls harder.
Dude, it is illegal for this man to be looking this fine 🗿
Yep he is hot no homo no homo bro
I'm 100% using "I'm a child of divorce give me a break." as an excuse to be late from now on, thanks Patrick.
I use to use this line when I was late meeting a girl for a date
@@OG_johnsmith how’d that work out
@@p0purlerm0bs60 I love weed
I prefer “sorry I was returning some video tapes”
@@SalvageET
Great way to get ditched instantly by a girl 😆
"Because I want to fit in." These 6 words explain entirely the plot of this story. He knows these people are living crazy lives but somehow they take pleasure in it. Bateman isn't satisfied but doesn't realise he can simply abandon this path and go his own way. He's a square trying to be a circle. This impossibility drove him mad.
V nice
Well, it’s hip to be square🥴
Well, it’s hip to be square🥴
@@jeffreyepstein9256 yo yo yo my man how u been doing? been awhile since we've seen ya on the island bruh wtf going on👉👈😳
@@surfboardjoker6299 you know, just…hangin in there..😳😳😳
"I need to return some video tapes" Has been my most favourite line in American Psycho lmao
I love Patrick Bateman. Not in a weird incel kinda way, but just as him as a character. A lot of his dialogue and mannerisms had me laughing the entire movie it almost made me forget how terrible of a person he is.
I totally get what you mean! I feel the same way. I mean it does help that Christian Bale is the one portraying Patrick
The face he makes and the head nod when Paul Allen talks about someone’s ass perfectly describes what’s funny about him
imagine unironically using the word incel lol
HAHA FR like he's jus a funny guy, a silly goose
and he's incredibly portrayed by Christian Bale , as even the subtlest of his expressions are meaningful
Not too mention that he’s A FICTIONAL CHARACTER, THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF REALITY NOT A REAL PERSON. Just pointing out the obvious
Impressive, very nice
Now let's see Paul Allen being himself for 10 minutes straight
u simply are not there
Your compliment was sufficient Lewis
Now let’s see Paul Allen’s comment
Based
Deep down he's just a silly guy
Really just a goofy kinda dude
truly a rambunctious fellow
he really is a funny little man
@@corsojames quite exuberant really
A win dickling chap, to say the least
Impossible that he didn't get an oscar for this amazing performance.
What a great American accent from a British actor which is rarely accomplished tbh 👍
Eh tbh English actors normally do American accents quite well like Idris Elba and The guy from snowfall but It’s normally americans who butcher the english accent
@@Bladesvideos no shit sherlock british accent is a more of mother's languange and american it's more of how you learn english.
It literally happens all the time.
@@Bladesvideos true😂😂
@@Bladesvideos Christian Bale is Welsh.
“Do what?”
“Get married.”
“No, I can’t take the time off work.“
Genius!
On the grindset
sigma grindset confirmed
I want to FIT IN
Spoken like a true sigma male
Imagine, without this film half of 4chan wouldn’t have a personality.
@@WCaaron Star Wars X Marvel Crossover Updoot good sir
@@shabushabu5319 impressive let’s see quoras personality
@@infinity2636 *leftism intensifies*
@@thebadwolf3088 which one of those is 'leftism'? Because I'm pretty sure 4Chan, Reddit, and Quora are far from it.
@@infinity2636 quora has a personality?
When Patrick does that little dance at 8:15 I couldn’t stop laughing, it was too funny😅😂
I thought there was something really wrong with me when I first watched this film and was laughing every other minute. Glad other people find it hilarious 😂
I didn't laugh at all, the whole movie just made me uncomfortable. I didn't even know it was intended to be funny...
@@jupitersnoot4915 It wasn't, but some scenes are quite funny when the context is removed.
That's black comedy!
It’s listed as a comedy on Prime.
same here. Patrick’s facial expressions are hilarious
His little dance right before killing Paul Allen always makes me laugh
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You like huey lewis and the news?
and apparently it wasn’t in the script
@@poison1463 If it wasn’t then Bale is simply an amazing actor.
@@poison1463 yeah, he is an amazing actor.
What a ridiculous acting, Christian Bale is such a genius
you mean Batman
When I watch it again, I realized that they don’t just dressed like each other and about as vain as others, but also talked like each other.
@@oceanwavesandcocaine1129 you mean moses
Acting?
@Gurney this was bale's first "big" movie, his fellow actors didn't understand what he was doing and thought he sucked during filming, then when they saw the movie, they understood
Now let's see Paul Allen being himself for 10 minutes straight
Patrick Bateman is the embodiment of that feeling when you think everything is going well and you have a voice in your head saying you look great and you're charismatic, respectable, etc. Then that voice slowly starts making you doubt yourself. Makes you wonder if you fit in as well as you think you do. You go to the bathroom to check your hair, your clothes, and even your body. Until eventually, you'e completley self conscious and feel like an alien, like everyone is watching you. Any time anyone speaks to you, you tell yourself you said the wrong thing straight after. But still, somehow, that confident voice in your head telling you that youre attractive and funny keeps nattering on so you try to act that way whilst thinking "my gosh im such a fake loser"
Youre not. Youre a legend, stay strong!
Murderin’s a good side hustle and a respectable way to display power though
2:19 Always cracks me up how he says "I'm on the verge of tears" yet still looks completely normal walking in lmao
because he has his mask of sanity up
*"washes over me in an awesome wave"*
@@connivingkhajiit said he had
@@connivingkhajiit said he had
He’s literally me bro
“Because. I want. To fit. In.”
_pause_
*SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE!*
Golden
😂😂😂
"She's breaking every law" though bruh .......
@@elfambino4066 yer name made me giggle for some reason? haha ...seemed harmless , unlike other puzzling names haha, but I could be wrong?
Before he goes back to looking out the window he has this look like "You fucking idiot" lmao
Lmao I love it when he’s walking into work headphones blaring “walking on sunshine” 😂 one of my favorite scenes
1:42 "Isn't that sexual harassment" Why yes it is. Probably the nicest insult Bateman has ever said to someone for being an absolute crazy psychopath.
You look pretty is sexual harassment?
@@jahjarbinks1091 just in america
just in 2022 you millenial ducks.
@@jahjarbinks1091 you clearly haven't seen the full scene lmao.
@@ultrabigfella he didn't show the whole scene, also I'm pretty sure his receptionist is swoon with him and constantly fantasizing the whole movie
“I’m on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace, since I’m positive we won’t have a decent table… But we do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave” that line is always so hilarious
In the book, he says... I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Pastels since I'm positive we won't get seated but the table is good, and relief that is almost tidal in scope washes over me in an awesome wave...
4:09 this cracks me up so much lmao
Patrick: I have no emotions
Also Patrick: 8:24
I don’t think many people take American psycho seriously and just view it as a sort of joke; however, the movie and character of Patrick Bateman have quite a deep fascinating meaning.
There’s definitely people in real life Just like him walking around
And what is that? To me he is just a truly psychotic and delusional man with no grip of what is real and what is in his imagination
Wait, they do? Probably dumb people then
And you gon finish on this and let us there ? Elaborate !
@@bachiak1 right?😂
Ever notice that the only person in the movie that actually responds to any of his violent or insane remarks is the Asian lady at 3:21? Everyone else acts indifferent or simply isn't paying attention.
because it’s all in his mimd
I like to believe that since the asian lady is not a fake high class person like everyone else Bateman interacts with, she can tell that something is wrong (probably why she refuses to wash his bedsheet).
@@MCTogs Yeah! She probably knows it’s blood
He doesnt say the rest out loud. He's imagining it.
@@madavarams268 see I've always thought that he actually says these things, but everyone he encounters is so oblivious and self-absorbed that they don't notice, or just don't care. This woman isn't corrupted by all the greed and social climbing and is hyper aware of what Bateman is.
Best part about how good this film honestly is, you can literally watch clips of it, and still enjoy it without fault xD
3:30 gets me every time 😂😂😂
Fun fact: For the scene he is being interviewed by William Dafoe's character, they edited 3 takes mixed together- detective knows he is the killer, suspects he is the killer, and doesn't think he's the killer and the editors mix up these clips to keep the audience guessing. Also, a CD case is shined into his eye and when Bateman doesn't react, it confirms he is dead inside.
Also plays into Bateman as an unreliable narrator
I know exactly where you got this since you said it word for word
@@cyberlich5116 his tiktoks n yt r so good
@@maddiewade2810 Because Bateman learns from his mistakes.
the way you stole this from a tiktok word for word
I love how people use him as their pfp and try to mimic his personality but the entire plot of the movie is about him being such a forgettable dork he could literally murder people without being noticed
basically lmfao
Yeah i hate those guys
Yea i hate people like that man.
@@Vampire66651 lol
Yeah it's so weird. Imagine being that much of an incel
5:36 GOT ME LOSING MY SHITTTTT
Christian Bale nailed this performance so well, that every time I see him in another movie I just see Bateman. Even his popular films like the Batman trilogy.
This is also one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. It's not really supposed to look like comedy, but his antics and massive overreactions to insignificant problems is timeless.
The fact this guy went on to play a great Batman is a credit to Bale's acting abilities
And ironically Jarred Leto (Paul Allen) went on to play the joker
I actually believe that Bale used aspects of Bateman to form his version of Bruce Wayne. The dinner scenes in Begins and The dark knight certainly bring to mind the group dinner scenes in American Psycho.
Bale is a great actor.
I would put Batman at the bottom of his resume.
@@memowilliam9889 agreed
@@levicordle8936 Leto is the worst Joker and it's not close
The inflection in his voice at 5:44 is amazing, Christian Bale is an insanely good actor. Maybe its just his voiceover or something but when he says "Let's see Paul Allen's Card" it sounds like he is almost hesitant to say it.
I adore how the card is exactly the same
one of the funniest parts imo, glad someone else noticed it aswell.
1:46 made me laugh to death 😂😂😂
I love how when Patrick does a monologue
He treats it as a book
He acts like he’s a book
Like
“I’m on the verge of tears”
Or
“The relief washes over me, awesomely”
Probably my favorite part of the film
And Patrick in general
He’s so funny and psychotic and I love it
Probably my favorite horror icon next to Jigsaw
Damn patrick would fucking love the internet he would fit in so well
True
He would do so well on Instagram and TikTok
@@seacrystal6189 nah 4chan and discord
@@gsmooth4279 He would probs ramble about his fucked up fantasies on 4chan while sharing his skin care routine on Insta and posting pictures of himself in suits on Linkedin
@@gsmooth4279 best (see: worst) of both worlds: patrick bateman is a tumblr user
It's incredible how he is simultaneously hilarious and terrifying
I know right? haha, ......hey wouldn't that be crazy? hypotheticaly speaking, if something? say a war ' or a natrual disaster ? or both ?! lol! happened suddenly and u developed some sorta form of psychosis? and those very same thoughts of " I'm afraid my mask of sanity is about to slip " replaying over and over and over non stop in yer head and so on and so on, non stop in yer head ....in...every....single....social....situa- tion, including when being on film 🎥? in a room ? maybe ? even yer own ? If ? there's cameras there ? Lol .....after knowing u already have had slipped up and said horrible things hurting others and your self? in the past.... Lmao! ......wouldn't that be something? Lol .
Funny how he somehow pulls while still being terrifying. Like women just ignore the red flags
Not hilarious or terrifying at all.
@@TrueNeutralEvGenius ok
@@BigDaddy-ib4rt the power of charm, confidence, and good looks are more profound than society likes to admit.
Simply irresistible!!
Excellent work- one of my top 5 life time favourite movies
I feel like this movie does a great job at bringing out a lot of the comedic elements that were only subtly there in the book (though it turns the violence down about 400%)
Ah I was wondering where the obligatory hurrdidurr I can read books comment was
@@Lortagreb cope
@@Lortagreb this isn’t “hurrdurr i can read books” it’s just about the book itself?? they are not trying to be better than anyone in any way, they’re just talking about the book 😭
@@Lortagreb Look man, if you want me to teach you how to read, that's not the way to ask.
@@cactusmalone the book is pretty shit since bret easton ellis said patrick represents his feelings like YIKES dude, go to therapy
Crazy to think after all of this Patrick felt so bad for his actions he moved to gotham and became batman
That was a different series/movie
@@jygb7092 you're a liar
@@jygb7092 No, what are you talking about
@@jygb7092 it's just a joke
@@jygb7092 Are you s e r i o u s ?
Patrick Bateman is always himself because he could never ever not stop acting as patrick bateman
Love the writing in this film ! First class 👍
I've never seen American Psycho, but I've been meaning to for a while, and this just makes me wanna watch it more lol
Do It, it's great.
@Dustin Void exactly where I am rn
you don't have anything better to do just watch it ...
@@paulpayet9237 lolol
Read the book first.
As someone who has read the book and hasn't seen the film, these scenes are spot on. Most movie adaptations annoy me, but Christian Bale seems like he was born for this role. Great video
Makes me want to read the book now :)
@@tierdropp7544 one of my favorite books though a bit tedious sometimes. nevertheless it's one of those that leave you with wanting more.
You gotta see the movie. Everyone says the book is better(it always is), but this one nails it
I just finished the book and then watched the movie, now Im watching these clip videos to get over my desire for more of the book lol
What are you saying about this Christian guy? The video title is literally about Patrick Bateman playing himself.
That expression on 6:52 lmao
3:31 Me trying to tell the foreign customer that I cannot issue the return.
3:55 She went from "He's a murderer" to "I want him" in no time flat lol
This is an old comment, but in that scene the washing lady is telling Patrick that the sheets are clean, and that there’s no stains. Then the lady that walks in is confused because there are no stains; it’s just in Patrick’s head.
It's realistic
@@loggersviii1228 interesting
@@loggersviii1228 No, the washing lady is saying that the sheets are dirty over and over (along with some other things that aren’t entirely relevant) I speak Canto and that is what she is saying.
The director also stated that the murders are all real, so presumably the implication is that these stains are from another killing.
@@brxzbzeHAI IAAAAAA
The most psychotic thing he said the whole video was "peanut butter soup"
Only a psychopath would order that, not even for himself, but for someone else
@@gsmooth4279
Is it really such bad ? 🤣🤣
na tastebuds when something isnt a fat sugarcoated piece of carbs
Patrick Bateman? That's Marcus Halberstram...
Patrick: I like to dissect girls, did you know I’m utterly insane?
Paul: I have a tanning bed at home
7:46 best part of this compilation 🤣
The business card scene- Fact: Christian Bale could sweat on command.
He is a little goofy ❤️
Oh golly! He is so silly, dummy patrick
Hyuck hyuck yuck.
What a funny goofy little lad
A rambunctious rapscallion
,,I can fix him."
Christine bale is such a great actor.
I’m having a moment of sheer panic and I’m on the verge of tears
7:13 I love how he uses sentences he heard other people say, but couldn't copy the tone
What a very nice, impressionable, rational young man. I sure hope he isn't a serial killer or psychopath.
Ou talvez um esquizofrenico
@@marcos_zyn kkkkkkkkkkk
Or, god forbid, an American...
@@isthisgonnabeonyoutube that's would be simply too far
His voice is so beautiful I could sleep listening to it
2:12 “Because I Want to Fit I” Well said Bateman 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why didn’t you include the part where he says “it’s me, I’m the American Psycho”? Best line in the whole film
he didnt say that
It’s Morbin Time!
@@mistergrool3941 no he definitely did man you mustve missed it.
he didn't say that
@@rezin_3683 He totally did bro you must be going crazy or something get a hold of yourself.
The fact that the character name is Bateman always makes me giggle considering Bale played the role of Batman. It feels like a parody name of Batman
In the book, one of his pals calls him "Batman" a couple times (since they’re always high/drunk/forgetting each other’s name).
I love him he's so silly! The silliest goober!
7:47 the way all had started 🤣
*is literally not being himself*
neither being himself nor any self, in fact
Wow! Literally Me
I love how he sounds like he’s about to cry when he asks for Paul Allen’s card.
I’m currently reading the book and it’s awesome because every word I read is in Christian bales voice. So awesome.
The scenes in this movie can be watched in any order, and it’s still amazing 😂
Honestly one of the most hysterical movie characters to ever exist
There is men like this in real life.. handsome men especially are douchebags!
I read somewhere that he's character was inspired by Tom Cruise. I literally can't unsee it
In the book Tom Cruise is Patrick's neighbour
I remember seeing an interview with Christian Bale where he says that he based his performance on Tom Cruise. he said something about how Cruise is lifeless behind the eyes, and he wanted to replicate that in bateman.
He always reminded me of Tom Cruise in this movie, it makes sense now
2:55 I always thought that he said that sarcastically, implying that none of these tragedies matter to him.
some people tend to overanalyze this movie's popularity, but the truth is simple
it's just a really good comedy, thanks to Bale's brilliant acting first and foremost
1:42 gonna be honest I don’t think Bateman sexually harassing someone is the worst thing he has done
I mean, he literally torture and murder those prostitute
Just constructive criticism
In the book he shoves a rat into a woman's vagina, also he murders a kid he abducted from a zoo. Patrick is much more likeable in the movie.
he didn’t sexually harass her. he was being sexist. he thought of her as unworthy of that suit.
No shit
Is that a raincoat?
YES IT IS😃
No It's Not Its a coat to murder Allen with
"I'm simply not there." *Is the most cognizant character of the entire movie.*
2:54- there is a theory that Patrick may actually care to some extent, and that his psychopathic murderous rage is something he can't control.
At the very end he speaks about the immense pain he feels, something he feels so much that he wants to inflict it on the world.
But then again, what you said makes perfect sense. That's why I love this movie.
2:50 he speaks like a politician lol
“I want to fit in‼️”
Armstrong's
@John Doe do you believe in globalism and the takeover of the social and political elites too👀
@John Doe not all
where did you people come from
Also sorry about the ads UA-cam put them in without me knowing so I’m not even making money off of this
Dosia
@@CoburtCocain dorsia?
Paul Allen’s apartment
Al's Alleyway
@@Hamza1.0 hell yes
“Not if you want to keep your spleen” best response to say to a waiter
the disgust on his face when he sees the pig "what is it?" 😂
4:49 is my favorite scene. as much of a shitshow as it is. he knows that courtney believes its dorcia, and for the most part thats all that matters. as long as someone thinks he been able to get a reservation at dorcia then he may as well have gone. it speaks perfectly to patricks priorities. the look of sheer joy and content is palpable in his smile alone.
Maybe the real dorcia is the people we deceived along the way
I didn't understand anything that you said.
6:46 makes me realize one of his issues and reason for his warped perception is that he's either constantly mistaken for someone else or not noticed at all, so of course he'd eventually just run along with it
When the goblin interrogates Patrick to get training on how to be a psycho in metropolis
Something horrible is happening inside of me, and I don’t know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
There's a moment of sheer panic...when I realise that Paul's apartment overlooks the park. And is clearly more expensive than mine.
I wish I'd seen this in a packed cinema, people would be laughing their asses off.
Actually, they'd be too busy experiencing a moment of sheer panic when they realize the person next to them, instead of watching the goddamn movie, is staring at iPhone 17 which is clearly more expensive than theirs.
I'm laughing my ass off now. I forgot how brilliant the dialogue is
Your editing was sufficient, Pittsie. Thank you
i love him sm
Incase anyone was looking for it 7:46