How fearless minions are in ANY video game.

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  • Basically how fearless minions are in any tv show, movie, or game LOL
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  • @TailAbNormal
    @TailAbNormal 4 роки тому +4357

    Skyrim Bandit: "Mercy, Mercy!"
    Same Bandit 2 seconds later: "Time to end this little game!"

    • @NightmareTrash88
      @NightmareTrash88 4 роки тому +159

      TailAbNormal in fallout: *literally blows up a gang of raiders to pieces with a rocket launcher that launches nukes while wearing a pimped out suit of power armor* also a raider that witnessed this at a distance: runs at you with a rusty pocket knife*

    • @dr.parsley4309
      @dr.parsley4309 4 роки тому +81

      TailAbNormal never should’ve come here

    • @doomsday9831
      @doomsday9831 4 роки тому +71

      *gets shot in face with 270 iron arrows* "Must've been the wind"

    • @angelomordini6779
      @angelomordini6779 4 роки тому +4

      TailAbNormal exactly

    • @dabilaroali1037
      @dabilaroali1037 4 роки тому +11

      @@NightmareTrash88 Raiders are braindead ,radiations probably.

  • @ejbvides4625
    @ejbvides4625 4 роки тому +5717

    Pokemon trainer: beat all 8 gyms, elite 4, evil organization, and champion.
    Kid with a level 5 weedle: *RUN THEM HANDS*

    • @Pain_tami
      @Pain_tami 4 роки тому +200

      Sorry fam. That’s the law!

    • @webstar118
      @webstar118 4 роки тому +64

      Big facts

    • @Maube
      @Maube 4 роки тому +95

      2:10

    • @haloharry97
      @haloharry97 4 роки тому +56

      Weedle plz, we know the game medapod will win with harden

    • @K0r1ISH3R3
      @K0r1ISH3R3 4 роки тому +10

      @@haloharry97 tru

  • @STUDlOIC
    @STUDlOIC 4 роки тому +10010

    Minion: I'm not like other minions.
    Other Minions: Same.

  • @kennedylemon5837
    @kennedylemon5837 Рік тому +8000

    “Your whole army is dead, give up”
    Minion: *looks around*
    “What are you doing?”
    Minion: “oh me? No I’m just looking around for someone who asked.”

    • @animenmusic16
      @animenmusic16 Рік тому +322

      "oh i was looking for someone who's still standing, cause you about get bodied right now. Run them thangs"

    • @mrsejd3446
      @mrsejd3446 Рік тому +1

      "It appears I have run out of fucks to give."

    • @ottomanpapyrus9365
      @ottomanpapyrus9365 Рік тому +24

      Lmfao

    • @Swiftwolf5327
      @Swiftwolf5327 Рік тому +96

      “oh me? No I’m just looking around for a reason to care.”

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows Рік тому +53

      “You stand no chance against us!”
      “Who’s us I just told you I killed all your friends?”

  • @bezeani8836
    @bezeani8836 4 роки тому +5122

    "I just killed your boss and like all of your allies"
    Minion: Guess im highest in command and therefore, the best suited to beat yo-

  • @Jrseryous
    @Jrseryous 4 роки тому +3956

    Player: Destroys hundreds of minions
    The last surviving minion: Finally, a worthy opponent

    • @lucas-xf7rc
      @lucas-xf7rc 4 роки тому +44

      😂😂😂 for real tho

    • @thegamerscore951
      @thegamerscore951 4 роки тому +5

      😂😂

    • @Adamimmune
      @Adamimmune 4 роки тому +5

      Lol

    • @inooby333
      @inooby333 4 роки тому +44

      @ExtremeGod ofHate fuck you idiot. Stop being racist towards the chinese. It's the government that's bad not the people.

    • @Kalossupremacy3356
      @Kalossupremacy3356 4 роки тому +1

      ExtremeGod ofHate wht

  • @NPrinceling
    @NPrinceling 4 роки тому +6873

    "Sir, you're under arrest for mass murder."
    "It was self defense!"
    "202 people each attacked you consecutively? Ha!"

    • @probrazilian9395
      @probrazilian9395 4 роки тому +136

      Daniel Dover ahh shit here we go again

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist 4 роки тому +78

      @ExtremeGod ofHate not only is that racist out of nowhere but it doesn't make any sense. In any regard. What the hell is that even supposed to mean?

    • @NikoSaga
      @NikoSaga 4 роки тому +38

      @@AmazingAutist He's just stupid and prbl trump supporter...

    • @reborn9127
      @reborn9127 4 роки тому +40

      @@NikoSaga 1. That doesnt make him/her a trump supporter and 2. Nothing wrong with supporting your president baka.

    • @Rebeckiiful
      @Rebeckiiful 4 роки тому +2

      Rah I full belly laughed at this

  • @mapthebiscuit2517
    @mapthebiscuit2517 2 роки тому +8047

    I’ve always loved how accurate this is, in the miles morales spider-man game one enemy will literally say “that guy was a loser, I’m not” the confidence is astounding

    • @MidnightThunderKid
      @MidnightThunderKid 2 роки тому +663

      That's so true as someone who's 100% completed the game. They are like "I'm built different, I can take out the new spider man with a crowbar!" And then you use the remote mines and venom to take them out.

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei Рік тому +1

      Spiderman is gay propaganda. No sane heterosexual straight non-crooked man would dress in tights in public!
      Notie that Spoderman is always spreadinng out his legs at every man, woman and child! HE BE DONE GOOFBALLIN'!

    • @callmev3531
      @callmev3531 Рік тому +249

      Less confidence, more just sheer stupidity, thinking they can win a melee against a guy who can regularly stop speeding cars with nothing but his bare hands and some string or who can get back up after being smashed through concrete walls and continue on fighting at peak capacity despite having multiple broken bones. If it were a cutscene, you know Peter or Miles would be one-shoting each thug without breaking a sweat, even the larger ones.
      It’s the same thing with the Arkham series, with each thug taunting and threatening Batman as if he isn’t the same man who has probably already hospitalized some of them at some point with his track record.

    • @Stolanis
      @Stolanis Рік тому +272

      @@callmev3531 I can't remember what series it was from, but I remember a Batman cartoon clip where a gangster is patrolling a building, opens up a door and sees Batman.
      Batman looks at him.
      The gangster says absolutely nothing, quietly closes the door and pretends nothing happened.

    • @lolbitthearcticfox
      @lolbitthearcticfox Рік тому +19

      @@Stolanis if you remember it,can you tell me which it's from so I can try to find it?

  • @kekewarrior5144
    @kekewarrior5144 4 роки тому +7101

    Dragonborn: *Literally kills dragons, trolls, and elves for a living*
    Some thief: “Give me your money if you don’t want to end up dead”

    • @-frizno-8530
      @-frizno-8530 4 роки тому +569

      I always think to myself "did you seriously not just witness me literally ABSORB THE SOUL OF A FUCKING DRAGON not even 10 seconds ago?"

    • @NomadxElliot
      @NomadxElliot 4 роки тому +336

      Hand me your valuables, or I'll gut you like a fish.

    • @actionjackson3522
      @actionjackson3522 4 роки тому +170

      @@NomadxElliot I don't have time for this.
      I still gotta slay Alduin, the Destroyer of Worlds.

    • @Hecu
      @Hecu 4 роки тому +122

      Then you just run away, not out of fear but pure ignorance.

    • @joxbarros5054
      @joxbarros5054 4 роки тому +10

      this shit doesnt happen in gothic 2, unless is a wild animal.

  • @HamzahMC
    @HamzahMC 4 роки тому +4699

    "I already know... that none of them are me"
    Priceless

    • @RobbieStacks90
      @RobbieStacks90 4 роки тому +17

      That was so deep wasn't it? Smh... Generation Z is so fake.

    • @ultram.6646
      @ultram.6646 4 роки тому +53

      @@RobbieStacks90 ok millennial

    • @thedarkprince4126
      @thedarkprince4126 4 роки тому +3

      Just like a random chick fucking a famous dude. "He ain't had me yet I'm special" 😂

    • @k.t.114
      @k.t.114 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/qz-XOm7fNcI/v-deo.html

    • @fusuy4895
      @fusuy4895 4 роки тому

      Amazing job ua-cam.com/video/Jwe5nfK66fs/v-deo.html

  • @atron_1
    @atron_1 4 роки тому +3284

    *Enters and exits the room multiple times to gain EXP*
    Minions:”I’ve never met this man in my life.”

    • @AstralJustus
      @AstralJustus 4 роки тому +45

      portuguese Breakfast put your paws up hommie

    • @BigAeth
      @BigAeth 4 роки тому +46

      Plot twist: The NPC’s actually remember you and learn your way of fighting, countering all of your attacks you LoSe

    • @ant-fp4vp
      @ant-fp4vp 4 роки тому +7

      ff7 in a nutshell

    • @jonathanramos4026
      @jonathanramos4026 4 роки тому +11

      @ExtremeGod ofHate I dont understand why you would waste time replying the same phrase over and over again just for senseless satire

    • @roberto_yorha7ndantealasto225
      @roberto_yorha7ndantealasto225 4 роки тому

      Me in dmc getting more red orbs...

  • @mrspiffy8587
    @mrspiffy8587 Рік тому +713

    I love how in Jedi: Fallen Order, when there's only one stormtrooper left, sometimes they'll show how worried they are with lines like "I can't do this by myself"

    • @lindatory1886
      @lindatory1886 Рік тому +93

      At least they may realize they're limits

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 9 місяців тому +87

      I heard one of the troopers say “finally, just me and you now.”

    • @Ender41948
      @Ender41948 8 місяців тому +42

      Some of the troopers realize their mortality. Others seem to think they invincible, somehow.

    • @epiczk0n141
      @epiczk0n141 Місяць тому

      Did you ever hear the tragedy of Rick the Door Technician?

    • @thefunnestaccount5632
      @thefunnestaccount5632 17 днів тому +2

      I prefer the overconfident minions. They’re hilariously fearless and I just LOVE a catch that struggles!

  • @jeredgatson
    @jeredgatson 4 роки тому +754

    “You may have beat the Elite Four, became the champion, and caught every legendary Pokémon there is, but you ain’t seen nothin like me yet”- Youngster Joey

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous 4 роки тому +20

      Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

    • @Brawlio13
      @Brawlio13 4 роки тому +5

      This is pretty accurate

    • @carolinedavis8339
      @carolinedavis8339 4 роки тому +4

      That's just cause Youngster Joey enjoys toying with you...

    • @dorkinabubble7772
      @dorkinabubble7772 4 роки тому +15

      See, this makes me desperately want a game where he’s the ACTUAL final challenger. Like, the comedic and terrifying potential for this is gold 👌🏼

    • @Whanworld
      @Whanworld 4 роки тому +7

      Proceeds to call forth his almighty level 26, unevolved generation 1 Nidoran !
      As you let Mewtwo one shot him with Psychic...

  • @jjswagger2809
    @jjswagger2809 4 роки тому +4469

    *Last guy came out of the bathroom and his first words were:
    *"Scrap"*

    • @terrezharris5262
      @terrezharris5262 4 роки тому +269

      My mans literally live by the phrase " *On Sight* " even after dropping a load

    • @leu3368
      @leu3368 4 роки тому +94

      @@terrezharris5262 he extra light now

    • @tonyrobinson9354
      @tonyrobinson9354 4 роки тому +58

      If he dont drop him that corona definitely will cuz i aint hear no handwashing in there🤣

    • @redericson1993
      @redericson1993 4 роки тому +47

      This man lives and dies by the hands.

    • @shxrpii3255
      @shxrpii3255 4 роки тому +6

      That was about to be my comment no cap

  • @FlyHighLikeTy
    @FlyHighLikeTy 4 роки тому +4911

    Developers: " Lets give these Minions some dialogue"
    Every Minion: "Hey!?!"

  • @quackmaster2578
    @quackmaster2578 2 роки тому +1955

    I love that the guy in orange just passes out and falls to the ground slowly, a smile still on his face. He was hit so hard that his soul left his body. Caleb is a seriously good actor.

  • @Infernic1
    @Infernic1 4 роки тому +6552

    "None of them... are me"
    Oh, the irony.

    • @theoverreactor7435
      @theoverreactor7435 4 роки тому +182

      OH I GET IT, CUZ CALEB IS ONE PERSON, OHHHHHHHH, IT TOOK ME LIKE 5 MINUTES TO GET THAT JOKE

    • @Krogue1
      @Krogue1 4 роки тому +12

      @@theoverreactor7435 r/whoosh

    • @herbivorethecarnivore8447
      @herbivorethecarnivore8447 4 роки тому +12

      @@theoverreactor7435 you can't be that stupid bruh

    • @Tweezer510
      @Tweezer510 4 роки тому +130

      @@theoverreactor7435
      2 people didn't realize your name.

    • @poplikeballoon5206
      @poplikeballoon5206 4 роки тому +31

      Count-Drexton r/wooosh, check his damn username

  • @MrBlitzpunk
    @MrBlitzpunk 4 роки тому +3623

    Player: killed a literal god
    Lv1 minion: *tHiS is mY tImE tO sHiNE*

    • @Nihilhem
      @Nihilhem 4 роки тому +67

      Well, it sometimes works in Soulsborne

    • @morganic7934
      @morganic7934 4 роки тому +13

      @Christopher Norris have you never played games?

    • @PascalCap.
      @PascalCap. 4 роки тому +35

      @@morganic7934 that's pretty ironic for you to say since that is a popular quote from a popular character from a popular game, fam

    • @zurabsiradze7822
      @zurabsiradze7822 4 роки тому

      @@PascalCap. lol

    • @aaa-rf3kz
      @aaa-rf3kz 4 роки тому +1

      @@PascalCap. lmao ikr 😂😂

  • @FashoEast
    @FashoEast 4 роки тому +2457

    When you're playing Pokemon, skip some trainers, beat the league and discover that those same trainers still want smoke

    • @raymondholdenjr448
      @raymondholdenjr448 4 роки тому +30

      I had pptsd syndrome on that comment g😂😂

    • @gloving4hire
      @gloving4hire 4 роки тому +22

      Them breeders slow

    • @TheMidWave
      @TheMidWave 4 роки тому +155

      Not gonna lie getting beat by the world champ in the universe of pokemon is clout in of itself, like anybody can lose to a gym leader and you'd be trash but losing to the champ? The regions best took time out of his day to pencil in an ass whoopin just for you, you should feel honored.

    • @sana1603
      @sana1603 4 роки тому +3

      Raymond Holden Jr this made me think of the lavender town syndrome

    • @mr.5569
      @mr.5569 4 роки тому

      Excatly

  • @david50x84
    @david50x84 Рік тому +1256

    What makes it worst is when you literally almost one shot them, and they are still running at you like they don't have a gigantic gaping hole in their chest.

    • @DuhNoU
      @DuhNoU 2 місяці тому +8

      the boundless human spirit

  • @kaiokryvoss1473
    @kaiokryvoss1473 4 роки тому +522

    Not even gonna Lie, I can't imagine how demoralizing it must be to train for decades on end to be an elite combat and weapons specialist only to get knocked out in a single blow by a random no body no ones ever heard of and you find out they killed every single one of your allies and your boss and that you lived purely by chance. Video game enemies really have it rough

  • @-TPLT
    @-TPLT 4 роки тому +3601

    "They ain't me!"
    I can't fault their boss for hiring the most diehard henchmen; there's like a million instances where people in anime just completely let the protagonist walk all over them once they know how strong they are. These boys got heart.

    • @Jan_Koopman
      @Jan_Koopman 4 роки тому +166

      That's a good point

    • @wesmyone9562
      @wesmyone9562 4 роки тому +29

      Well said, @TPTL, well said👍

    • @f2t948
      @f2t948 4 роки тому +105

      Love true they have heart but it didn't beat for very long lol

    • @guudvybezonly
      @guudvybezonly 4 роки тому +4

      1000th like

    • @DigiCount
      @DigiCount 4 роки тому +62

      Got heart, but no hands

  • @stillfree98__60
    @stillfree98__60 4 роки тому +3687

    Player: *Defeats final boss*
    Minions: "u just unlocked the final boss"

  • @theepheonix1700
    @theepheonix1700 Рік тому +4173

    Truly you have to appreciate that last guy. Everyone was dead, his own boss was defeated so he really had no reason to fight.
    He just wanted the thrill of battle.

    • @abdi2621
      @abdi2621 Рік тому +83

      Kenpachis second coming

    • @marthxike
      @marthxike Рік тому +2

      😊😊😊😊p😊pplppppppppppppppppppppppppp😊poopppppppp😊ppopppppppppppp😊po😊ooppppppppp

    • @marthxike
      @marthxike Рік тому

      @@abdi2621 p😊oo

    • @marthxike
      @marthxike Рік тому

      @@abdi2621 po

    • @marthxike
      @marthxike Рік тому

      @@abdi2621 po

  • @sailorsavvy9690
    @sailorsavvy9690 4 роки тому +2745

    Minion: sees friend get brutally murdered
    Minion: Yall hear somethin?

    • @deathhy7590
      @deathhy7590 4 роки тому +39

      yall *here* somethin?

    • @grimmpharoah9001
      @grimmpharoah9001 4 роки тому +4

      Hear*

    • @sailorsavvy9690
      @sailorsavvy9690 4 роки тому

      @@deathhy7590 lol, sorry, i mess up my english alot

    • @stargoddemonray5035
      @stargoddemonray5035 4 роки тому

      @@sailorsavvy9690 nah...pretty sure u spelt that right...think dude was jus trollin u...either that or he/she cant spell

    • @sailorsavvy9690
      @sailorsavvy9690 4 роки тому +1

      @@stargoddemonray5035 Oh no, i had changed it to the correct word, its all good 😊

  • @numberpi5473
    @numberpi5473 4 роки тому +2589

    "I just defeated 300 of your army all by myself"
    "Sure but they weren't red like me. This means I'm stronger"

    • @andrive
      @andrive 4 роки тому +8

      Lol

    • @darwengwein3605
      @darwengwein3605 4 роки тому +17

      “No, it means you’re three times faster. Geez, I thought your boss deserved to go down for kidnapping my daughter, but if he doesn’t even let his mooks watch Gundam, he really needs to die.”

    • @KyuuStarr
      @KyuuStarr 4 роки тому +8

      When you play against Orks

    • @darwengwein3605
      @darwengwein3605 4 роки тому

      ExtremeGod ofHate yup, name checks out

  • @Da-K
    @Da-K 4 роки тому +32977

    Main protagonist: I literally killed 300 people today.
    Minion: Damn, I must have dementia because I don't remember asking.

    • @showtimekid7749
      @showtimekid7749 4 роки тому +828

      Comment of the day lmao 😂😂😂

    • @suf1an658
      @suf1an658 4 роки тому +1656

      Remember foot-soldiers, straw hat has a 1.5 billion bounty.
      Foot soldier: “I can take him”

    • @Shttyshorts
      @Shttyshorts 4 роки тому +150

      lmao bruh!

    • @Xialoh
      @Xialoh 4 роки тому +83

      lmfao

    • @dav5306
      @dav5306 4 роки тому +113

      I died reading this 🤣🤣

  • @jacobbest8533
    @jacobbest8533 2 роки тому +466

    Nobody is talking about how the single funniest line in this whole skit is the last guy seeing someone and immediately going "Scrap."

    • @equinox9803
      @equinox9803 Рік тому +16

      I KNOOOW

    • @THEK1NGSCLAN
      @THEK1NGSCLAN Рік тому +1

      I was waiting for this comment

    • @monkerulz
      @monkerulz Рік тому +5

      I just noticed that and I've watched this video at least 20 times over the years😂😂

    • @yusawoah609
      @yusawoah609 3 місяці тому +1

      hi Im not a native english speaker what would scrap mean in this context? I wanna get the joke

    • @jacobbest8533
      @jacobbest8533 3 місяці тому +1

      @@yusawoah609 Scrap is American slang for fight

  • @pepethefrog6809
    @pepethefrog6809 4 роки тому +5862

    That 2nd minion begging for forgiveness but if you stop hitting him, he's gonna continue attacking you anyway. LOL

    • @nulliversal925
      @nulliversal925 4 роки тому +203

      its like cops in gta

    • @v.rprasad5377
      @v.rprasad5377 4 роки тому +136

      It's like when you hogtie an NPC in Red Dead Redemption 2 and later release them

    • @turg1714
      @turg1714 3 роки тому +110

      Basically skyrim lol

    • @freeross371
      @freeross371 3 роки тому +49

      Also Assassin's Creed

    • @josecortez9639
      @josecortez9639 3 роки тому +44

      And Ghost of Tsushima

  • @ViperDAZ
    @ViperDAZ 4 роки тому +2344

    Caleb: *kills 200 minions including their boss*
    That one minion: *”FINALLY, A WORTHY OPPONENT OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!”*

    • @user-vp5dn3uz8t
      @user-vp5dn3uz8t 4 роки тому +8

      OH YEAH
      (pulls out shotgun)
      COME AT ME

    • @heartdyedpurple
      @heartdyedpurple 4 роки тому

      Have you seen Sword of the Stranger?

    • @acemaster1682
      @acemaster1682 4 роки тому +1

      @EXTENDO ANT 201 people including boss means 200 minions plus boss

    • @dotei6617
      @dotei6617 4 роки тому +1

      Lol kung fu Panda referance

    • @anthonynorman7545
      @anthonynorman7545 4 роки тому

      @@acemaster1682 but that's not what OP put

  • @josueb6410
    @josueb6410 4 роки тому +6354

    Me playing Ghost of Tsushima: I just killed all your friends, your leader included.
    Minion: So what you're saying is, you saved the best for last.

    • @devvv4616
      @devvv4616 4 роки тому +369

      lmao every minion feel like they're the main character

    • @yourcerealguy
      @yourcerealguy 4 роки тому +123

      Devvv sh#t😂😂😂😂
      I bet anime side characters feel the same💀

    • @anmadecaieer4796
      @anmadecaieer4796 4 роки тому +176

      One day, just one day, I actually want a random minion to be the secret weapon who was trying to be low key

    • @AlkisGD
      @AlkisGD 4 роки тому +18

      Me playing with a full terror build: [throws a single fire bomb]
      Whoever didn't die: [runs away]

    • @purpledoggo9708
      @purpledoggo9708 4 роки тому +4

      Well if u learn the heavenly strike they get scared

  • @islaythejabberwokky
    @islaythejabberwokky Рік тому +104

    I love how the second guy didn't start yelling until the third or fourth punch, took him a second to even realize he was getting his ass beat

  • @brookkassa8479
    @brookkassa8479 4 роки тому +3677

    LVL 300 Final Boss: *dies to me in 2 hits*
    Lvl 2 Hooligan: *R U N Y O U R H A N D S*

    • @FnSpiralMedia
      @FnSpiralMedia 4 роки тому +142

      +10 points for using the word "hooligan" 😂😂😭

    • @rigo_ad9317
      @rigo_ad9317 4 роки тому +42

      You get a reward for playing mission in new game +
      +25% health regen
      +145% damage - *battalion armor required for perk
      -5 points of charm
      +15% defense

    • @Holistic-Hallucinations
      @Holistic-Hallucinations 4 роки тому +18

      Me in dark souls, 2 hitting every boss including 4 kings and artorias

    • @gonkillua14
      @gonkillua14 4 роки тому +6

      #mafiacity

    • @Holistic-Hallucinations
      @Holistic-Hallucinations 4 роки тому +3

      @@gonkillua14 is that from a hat in time? My bf plays that and I watch. The mafia have tiny legs lmao

  • @trinityburrows1964
    @trinityburrows1964 4 роки тому +3600

    MC destroys everything and everyone in their path*
    Minion: Ah, finally a worthy opponent.

    • @glitch6183
      @glitch6183 4 роки тому +121

      Minion behind that minion: finally after him a worthy opponent

    • @3ormore778
      @3ormore778 4 роки тому +34

      @Jayden Nguyen the minion behind that minion : finally a worthy opponent

    • @orience2225
      @orience2225 4 роки тому +37

      @@3ormore778 the minion behind that minion: Finally a Worthy opponent... Our battle would be legendary

    • @kindra11111
      @kindra11111 4 роки тому +12

      This battle... WILL BE LEGENDARY

    • @tjfrye11
      @tjfrye11 4 роки тому +3

      the thousandth like

  • @evilrick8225
    @evilrick8225 4 роки тому +777

    "See that guy that just killed 4 dragons in 6 seconds"
    "Yea why"
    "Lets mug em"

  • @athiefinthenight6894
    @athiefinthenight6894 Рік тому +369

    The way he said "I already know... none of them are ME" Always makes me laugh. Genuinely I thought back to that moment and had to come back here to watch it again cause it was so funny. Just the absolute balls of steel and narcissistic self confidence to say that makes me laugh so hard. Bloody love this vid.

  • @Kaurdi
    @Kaurdi 4 роки тому +1469

    Main Character: **kills 200 people with a rocket launcher and a machine gun**
    Minion: **takes out knife** "I can take you! come here! come get some!"

    • @drkrzdoe2330
      @drkrzdoe2330 4 роки тому +22

      gotta give them credit tho they are brave as heck but also reckless.

    • @stratacat
      @stratacat 4 роки тому

      Spy in tf2 be like

    • @PapaNylith
      @PapaNylith 4 роки тому +4

      Kaurdi honestly If you think about it the minions are more savage then the actually boss him self

    • @drkrzdoe2330
      @drkrzdoe2330 4 роки тому +1

      @@PapaNylith ikr

    • @khalidnuristani2155
      @khalidnuristani2155 4 роки тому

      Is that Sasuke in to profil pic?

  • @DarionIvy
    @DarionIvy 4 роки тому +896

    *After they hit you once*
    “Is that all you got?”

  • @dancingmadman2340
    @dancingmadman2340 4 роки тому +3930

    Minion sees 3,000 other minions killed in front of him.
    Also minion: “You’re not dealing with the average minion warrior anymore “

  • @thebrokenonethefallenangel
    @thebrokenonethefallenangel Рік тому +386

    Man 2 years and seeing this is still funny. Also they finally added a fear factor in Gotham Knights making them smart enough to run seeing combat happen.

    • @nicolae-alexandruluca7853
      @nicolae-alexandruluca7853 Рік тому +36

      This is why I see more realism in halo, you witness jackals and grunts flee in terror, sometimes without even losing an ally or get shot once, they just see you and they flee, I love that programming cause it shows just how badass you really are

    • @TheDarkLord239
      @TheDarkLord239 Рік тому +8

      Gotham Knights is still trash tho, Arkham Vengeance gonna be so much better

    • @Vengeance1996
      @Vengeance1996 Рік тому +2

      ​@@TheDarkLord239wait what? A new Arkham game?

    • @TheDarkLord239
      @TheDarkLord239 Рік тому +3

      @Heil-evil-Mustache yup, new Arkham game coming 2025 or later. Hopefully we’ll get more info within the next year or two

    • @Vengeance1996
      @Vengeance1996 Рік тому

      @@TheDarkLord239 ooooooo

  • @leoanhkhoa8323
    @leoanhkhoa8323 4 роки тому +5253

    "I beat your boss and all your allies."
    "They ain't me. I'm at *full health.* "

  • @theahare7862
    @theahare7862 4 роки тому +1679

    Caleb: finally gets to the boss and defeats them
    The rest of the minions: I WiLl AvEnGe HiM!!

    • @TheKennyJ2000
      @TheKennyJ2000 4 роки тому +7

      @the last thing you'll ever see Was just about to say that. Lmao

    • @theahare7862
      @theahare7862 4 роки тому +1

      the last thing you'll ever see
      so true ahahah

    • @theahare7862
      @theahare7862 4 роки тому

      the last thing you'll ever see
      so true ahahah

    • @rion7088
      @rion7088 4 роки тому +1

      Thea bruh the fucking blade masters

  • @ZeldaSnake300
    @ZeldaSnake300 3 роки тому +7660

    Pokémon Trainer: beats all 8 gyms, catches legendary, and becomes champion.
    Kid with a level 5 Weedle: *RUN THEM HANDS*

    • @wayto_uprn9719
      @wayto_uprn9719 3 роки тому +352

      ISTG.....LIKE YOU SAW ME ON TV ONE SHOT YOUR GYM LEADER WITH A MAXED OUT GRENINJA.**BRUH**

    • @awebtoonreader4979
      @awebtoonreader4979 3 роки тому +91

      This made me laugh harder than it should have

    • @CharlesVelazquez
      @CharlesVelazquez 3 роки тому +83

      people don't know how golden this is

    • @brickhead1176
      @brickhead1176 3 роки тому +18

      I have level 100 steenee named Stella I just wanted to share that

    • @kirbstars
      @kirbstars 3 роки тому +7

      BRO I AM THE KID WHO CAUGHT (Insert kyogre or eternatus) AND YOU WANNA FITE

  • @secretstarlight440
    @secretstarlight440 2 роки тому +80

    Four stages of minions
    1. Fearlessness
    2. Cocky
    3. Regret
    4. Death

  • @javonyounger5107
    @javonyounger5107 4 роки тому +13853

    "See that guy that just killed a dragon and ate it's soul?"
    "Yea?"
    "Let's mug him"

    • @F1rstNameLastName
      @F1rstNameLastName 4 роки тому +492

      *Viva la dirt league*

    • @ghiaaa1619
      @ghiaaa1619 4 роки тому +127

      Javon Younger lmao in animes and games

    • @lt.revenge5504
      @lt.revenge5504 4 роки тому +452

      Skyrim logic

    • @MelaLabelle
      @MelaLabelle 4 роки тому +69

      Viva la viva, nice man.

    • @RockyLXXXVIII
      @RockyLXXXVIII 4 роки тому +290

      Walking around in a full set of daedric armor with Dragonbone weapons and some random ironclad nord tries to kill you

  • @benitius3892
    @benitius3892 4 роки тому +3574

    "JUST PLAY DEAD.. LIE DOWN.. I'LL PRETEND YOU AIN'T THERE!!!"
    *Minion*
    ... *You'd like that wouldn't you*

    • @lordfuzzy395
      @lordfuzzy395 4 роки тому +77

      He wants me to play dead because he’s low on HP! I can take him!

    • @flamingheart4404
      @flamingheart4404 4 роки тому +6

      Shadow of War reference?

    • @Mrmegacalvin
      @Mrmegacalvin 4 роки тому +2

      lmao

    • @ajanimartin6860
      @ajanimartin6860 4 роки тому +3

      @@flamingheart4404 yes I think

    • @derwillhelm3778
      @derwillhelm3778 4 роки тому +9

      This is like the prequel to the "Villain who kills all subordinates video"

  • @michaelgarduno4296
    @michaelgarduno4296 4 роки тому +5276

    Main character: destroys a whole town by himself*
    Minions: it seems you might be a challenge for me

    • @MrMysteryyy
      @MrMysteryyy 4 роки тому +46

      @@trinityburrows1964 fam u just reworded the comment above gtfo

    • @sliceyoazz4015
      @sliceyoazz4015 4 роки тому +18

      @@MrMysteryyy toxic

    • @magtegi2
      @magtegi2 4 роки тому +13

      Fist of the north star in a nutshell

    • @sliceyoazz4015
      @sliceyoazz4015 4 роки тому

      @living human yes

    • @copy1941
      @copy1941 4 роки тому

      What's the music at 2:20 called

  • @tickytickytango5634
    @tickytickytango5634 2 роки тому +536

    I was playing Shadow of Mordor and thought of this.
    The Uruks just run straight into battle knowing that even if they kill Talion, they still literally, canonically, cannot kill Talion.
    Like, they know this. They know Talion is immortal. They literally call him Grave-Walker. WTF do they gain by killing themselves on him?

    • @richardball5843
      @richardball5843 2 роки тому +111

      They get promoted. Aren’t they supposed to be bred just to be soldiers, so they will do anything to become captains? That’s always how I saw it.

    • @Da1337Man
      @Da1337Man 2 роки тому +102

      The alternative is not very compelling. An Uruk running away out of cowardice is going to wish Talion killed him when he returns to mordor.

    • @billynoise
      @billynoise 2 роки тому +33

      Lmfao "killing themselves on him" that's wild 😭☠️

    • @awesomeperrymexd7180
      @awesomeperrymexd7180 Рік тому

      "IT'S DAH RANGAH! KILL 'IM!"

    • @shitanotosaurus
      @shitanotosaurus Рік тому +12

      @@Da1337Man I mean I haven't played that game but neither is a bunch of idiots running into a guy who just killed a ton of idiots acting like they have some sort of chance

  • @kenra3600
    @kenra3600 4 роки тому +1197

    the way he says "THEY AINT ME, RUN THEM HANDS UP" gets me every time lmao

  • @Poopi_Culio
    @Poopi_Culio 4 роки тому +16494

    Every minion to ever exist :
    "I'm built different"

    • @tacomanrandysavage8790
      @tacomanrandysavage8790 4 роки тому +127

      😂😂😂😂

    • @j_breezy0325
      @j_breezy0325 4 роки тому +84

      Seerax reference?

    • @Tomiwa101
      @Tomiwa101 4 роки тому +135

      "I believe in myself. I just need to get angry and let my Super Saiyan out. Aaaaaaaaaaaah!" *Charging towards the same guy that has killed him 35 times in a row*
      This life ain't anime, my G.

    • @abdlhmdx
      @abdlhmdx 4 роки тому +48

      **gets beaten the same**

    • @URI_VR
      @URI_VR 4 роки тому +7

      @@j_breezy0325 dammit you stole my comment

  • @thestarxd380
    @thestarxd380 4 роки тому +1490

    "You're not getting through me"
    "Oh my god.."
    *Literally kills him*

    • @hitrx8825
      @hitrx8825 4 роки тому +1

      yeah you've just explained the point of the joke

    • @envy_chris8890
      @envy_chris8890 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah I watched the video to

    • @ryanwilliams1207
      @ryanwilliams1207 4 роки тому +3

      I know this is a month old but i wanted to add that I too in fact watched this video

    • @sean-yk8kw
      @sean-yk8kw 4 роки тому

      Faxs

  • @demosat6832
    @demosat6832 2 роки тому +212

    I love that in metal gear rising they actually gave a reason why the enemy soldiers aren’t scared of raiden and it’s that they actually are really scared but when they became cyborgs they got pain inhibitors to make sure they aren’t held back by fear when they fight raiden

  • @mickeygeeky1560
    @mickeygeeky1560 3 роки тому +5186

    Literally all Batman Arkham games
    Villians: “Well well well, if it isn’t BATMAN!”

  • @samlawrence916
    @samlawrence916 4 роки тому +25214

    The minions are actually geniuses because they are breaking his will to fight

  • @teetheluchador
    @teetheluchador 4 роки тому +5152

    “We created him to kill armies” “but this small elite team of minions with electric guns can definitely kill him”

    • @5aad
      @5aad 4 роки тому +4

      teetheluchador Show love🖤-ua-cam.com/video/xO4oxXvuCOw/v-deo.html

    • @DukkyVal
      @DukkyVal 4 роки тому +60

      “Elite”

    • @banekiller6245
      @banekiller6245 4 роки тому +22

      U talking bout Crysis?

    • @OriginalKingRichTv
      @OriginalKingRichTv 4 роки тому +21

      Kash Wal FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. Yoooo everyone don’t click on his shit it’s a virus!!!

    • @nottengen9178
      @nottengen9178 4 роки тому +6

      @@5aad Stop self promoting fuck face.

  • @duxae1617
    @duxae1617 Рік тому +76

    As a game designer this is why I always give minions some sort of morale stat.

    • @fighterck6241
      @fighterck6241 7 місяців тому +3

      I love games that have actually started doing this. I can't remember which one (maybe Fallout), but I like letting enemies go if they start running away. Just makes my character feel more human.

    • @theradionicrevival8068
      @theradionicrevival8068 20 днів тому

      In the video game in stars and time it does a good balance of synergising gameplay with the story. And likewise, knows how to reel back on gratuitous gameplay for the story when necessary as to not get repetitive
      You can trigger an accidental/intentional option to not have to fight bosses or mooks anymore at the back half/end of the game if you're too strong and grounded too hard so you don't need oveelevel to stay ahead anymore
      Basically beating an enemy so bad it scars the others into running away whenever they see you going forward
      This made playing the other parts of the game and story required to beat it WAY easier since their wasn't 1 hit ko unnescary enemies and bosses trying to jump you midway while dealing with a puzzle or maze or some thing
      So many Will details and secrets of a pretty much every boss in the main character is coded with the level of common sense as to not make gameplay repetitive

  • @eden6862
    @eden6862 4 роки тому +560

    Henchman: "You're goin down, punk!"
    *Gets folded like an omelet*
    His friend: "What's the matter, scared?"
    MC: 😐

    • @hannah3970
      @hannah3970 4 роки тому

      Justin Y. 2.0 why. Just why. Why the picture. Why the username. I have so many questions.

    • @eden6862
      @eden6862 4 роки тому

      @Justin Y. 2.0 BROOOOO, I was legit debating about that. Thanks, homie

    • @chanceyjean76
      @chanceyjean76 4 роки тому

      There's nothing funny. It's just facts.

    • @hannah3970
      @hannah3970 4 роки тому

      Justin Y. 2.0 okay one year is actually pretty impressive

  • @nxptune_0726
    @nxptune_0726 4 роки тому +3479

    Caleb: “Finally, I killed all 5000 of the-“
    *some random yell in the distance: “Run them hands”*

    • @RyanGe25
      @RyanGe25 4 роки тому +36

      @@cheem2952 tis but a scratch

    • @optimusprime5446
      @optimusprime5446 4 роки тому +5

      Why do the lame comments get top?
      This should be top, here's a poor man's gold good sir 🏅

    • @thevolitile
      @thevolitile 4 роки тому +4

      Caleb: (Kills 70,000,000 more people)
      Random guy: "RUN YOUR (bleep)ING HANDS NIGGA!"

    • @goriahto3121
      @goriahto3121 4 роки тому +1

      @@optimusprime5446 don't worry sir he is in top 3

    • @GoldPrince2468
      @GoldPrince2468 4 роки тому +3

      Hero: Hey, I’m here for the interview!
      Minion: RUN THEM HANDS!
      Protag: Really? Again? How many times do you have to teach you this lesson?!
      Hero: TIME! LOOP!
      Hero: Hey, I’m here for the interview!
      Minion: RUN THEM HANDS!
      Protag: Really? Again? How many times do you have to teach you this less- WAIT!
      Hero: TIME! LOOP!
      Hero: Hey, I’m here for the interview!
      Minion: RUN THEM HANDS!
      Protag: Really? Again? How many times do you have to teach you this less- WAIT!
      Hero: TIME! LOOP!
      Hero: Hey, I’m here for the interview!
      Minion: RUN THEM HANDS!
      Protag: Really? Again? How many times do you have to teach you this less- WAIT!
      Hero: TIME! LOOP!

  • @viciousrape
    @viciousrape 4 роки тому +4371

    "I already know the fact that none of them... are *me.* "
    can we just talk about how great of a line this is?

    • @tamnam5722
      @tamnam5722 4 роки тому +264

      Literally had the roles been reversed, and he was the main character, that’s be a pre-ass kicking line

    • @julianfinch1247
      @julianfinch1247 4 роки тому +74

      Yea 💯 thats some real nigga dialogue for u

    • @thelogicalfallacy4635
      @thelogicalfallacy4635 4 роки тому +23

      This is batman for you.

    • @michellecookie8825
      @michellecookie8825 4 роки тому +34

      I know right! That was my favorite part. He's already established that he beat everyone else including his boss, and he's like YOU'RE DYING TODAY FOOL!

    • @grantanimationstudios6067
      @grantanimationstudios6067 4 роки тому +4

      Nah

  • @gavinsfriend5632
    @gavinsfriend5632 Рік тому +28

    Literally how it feels when you play any yakuza game💀

  • @donnymcjonny6531
    @donnymcjonny6531 4 роки тому +1864

    "Yes, police? I'd like to report a domestic abuse." "Please describe what's happening." "My neighbor Caleb is beating himself again."

    • @mrwindupbird101
      @mrwindupbird101 4 роки тому +121

      "He keeps saying it's for his 'UA-cam channel' but I honestly think he needs some help and...and now he's yelling about running hands."

    • @pepe371
      @pepe371 4 роки тому +29

      The noise is unbearable

    • @golden46k
      @golden46k 4 роки тому +14

      Warren Martel ow I hear him screaming out these hands up now I hear him yelling at himself

    • @courtneythrelkeld3999
      @courtneythrelkeld3999 4 роки тому +8

      Donny McJonny this is funny as hell😂😂😂

    • @dian_32
      @dian_32 4 роки тому +8

      P a u s e

  • @kinglowtier
    @kinglowtier 4 роки тому +3904

    Player: "I just killed your boss and like all of your allies"
    Minion: "That means.....I'M THE BOSS NOW! COME CATCH THIS FADE!"

    • @darwengwein3605
      @darwengwein3605 4 роки тому +139

      Not gonna lie, a game where any mooks alive after you kill the boss promote to minibosses and fight both you and the other contenders for boss sounds both really fun and really frustrating.

    • @ryokiritani4187
      @ryokiritani4187 4 роки тому +17

      @ExtremeGod ofHate with that name i ain't surprised you say that kind of stuff

    • @maz5519
      @maz5519 3 роки тому +37

      @@darwengwein3605 shadow of mordor

    • @evilmc.nuggets9983
      @evilmc.nuggets9983 3 роки тому +6

      No no, he's got a point

    • @jordanhardy6951
      @jordanhardy6951 3 роки тому +8

      @@darwengwein3605 hey that dude is right about shadow of mordor. If an random enemy kills you, he levels up and gets promoted to captain. If captain kills you he levels and gets promoted to warlord or something. If you die over and over to a guy, you have to start the game over lol

  • @bobdean2609
    @bobdean2609 4 роки тому +11244

    Each consecutive minion be like: “I’m BUILT different. I can handle it”

    • @Johanisnotreal
      @Johanisnotreal 4 роки тому +206

      Like I'm sorry for [insert boss battle name] but I'm different

    • @inverse4343
      @inverse4343 4 роки тому +165

      and then they end up getting clapped every time.

    • @farlander0266
      @farlander0266 4 роки тому +12

      Bob Dean on some seereax

    • @davidhatcher7016
      @davidhatcher7016 4 роки тому +5

      @@inverse4343 yep

    • @maliquemitchell5197
      @maliquemitchell5197 4 роки тому +74

      To be a minion you gotta put all your xp into confidence

  • @grizzlyowlbear3538
    @grizzlyowlbear3538 3 місяці тому +4

    This is literally the Yakuza franchise. He literally fights like Kiryu in the skit!

  • @interestedbatman8334
    @interestedbatman8334 4 роки тому +1778

    Damm caleb is just flexing his ability to whoop his own ass he has hands tho.

    • @sheershchaturvedi4534
      @sheershchaturvedi4534 4 роки тому +12

      The noise he makes tho “blehrhdo” 😂👉🏽👈🏽

    • @excitedcat9517
      @excitedcat9517 4 роки тому +12

      "IM SO DAMN TOUGH, *IMMA BEAT MY OWN ASS!"*

    • @BeretBay
      @BeretBay 4 роки тому +4

      @@excitedcat9517 Patrick Star be like...

    • @interestedbatman8334
      @interestedbatman8334 4 роки тому

      @Night thank you homie

    • @chronyx685
      @chronyx685 4 роки тому

      so you're saying he... beats his own meat?

  • @kamui3506
    @kamui3506 4 роки тому +12758

    "None of them are me"
    That's a cold ass line

    • @LUNACYCL
      @LUNACYCL 4 роки тому +373

      Yeah you gotta let that nigga win 😭 he on it

    • @CookiePieMonster
      @CookiePieMonster 4 роки тому +87

      @@arnavdc The golden number is 420, we almost there.

    • @joelguzman9280
      @joelguzman9280 4 роки тому +32

      @@CookiePieMonster passed it already smh

    • @OSB313
      @OSB313 4 роки тому +18

      Kamui lmao on god it was 😂😭

    • @ivokanader8644
      @ivokanader8644 4 роки тому +6

      thats an instant suicide

  • @leoyaminaka4999
    @leoyaminaka4999 4 роки тому +2646

    "You beat 201 people in one day including my boss?"
    "Yes!"
    "Finally, a worthy opponent"

    • @tTtan639
      @tTtan639 3 роки тому +69

      Plot twist, he actually won.

    • @knockout-mobile5632
      @knockout-mobile5632 3 роки тому +38

      "Our fight will be Legendary!"

    • @Arxiuz2
      @Arxiuz2 3 роки тому +15

      @@knockout-mobile5632 A BATTLE THAT WILL BE LEG
      ... wait a minute

    • @nointernet4766
      @nointernet4766 3 роки тому +1

      Harry Potter for ya

    • @december7403
      @december7403 3 роки тому

      I’m 1k like

  • @Ordracusmaster
    @Ordracusmaster 10 місяців тому +13

    *Boss is literally defeated*
    Minion: personally I wouldn’t let that happen to me 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @josoapaproducts
    @josoapaproducts 4 роки тому +459

    Bandit: *Watched you fight deities and win *
    Also Bandit: “You picked a bad time to get lost friend!”

  • @abdicolestudios8899
    @abdicolestudios8899 4 роки тому +4505

    Minion: "Dang you beat 200 minions and my boss?"
    Guy: "yeah"
    Minion: "well get ready for your first L, run them hands"

    • @RJ-rp8yd
      @RJ-rp8yd 4 роки тому +61

      Run FADES!

    • @abdicolestudios8899
      @abdicolestudios8899 4 роки тому +29

      @@RJ-rp8yd F a d e s

    • @pyro4118
      @pyro4118 4 роки тому +11

      1k likes in 46 min? Holy shitting fuck fucking fuck damn bro

    • @ver6311
      @ver6311 4 роки тому +8

      Why is everyone liking this, he just typed what he heard in the video

    • @keelanburg657
      @keelanburg657 4 роки тому +1

      How did this get so overrated?

  • @YeppyNope
    @YeppyNope 4 роки тому +566

    "I already know the fact that none of them are me." Says the Caleb clone.

  • @CaliberLv01
    @CaliberLv01 2 роки тому +26

    “I already know none of them are me”the lines of the secret final boss after the actual final boss lmao

  • @bobbill7879
    @bobbill7879 4 роки тому +1733

    Minion: "I'll never let you get to the boss!"
    Me: "I'd literally just killed your boss in the last room--"
    *"Put 'em up! My boss will pay me handsomely when I'm done with you!"*

    • @billbob3464
      @billbob3464 4 роки тому +16

      Yo Bob Bill, wassup?

    • @bobbill7879
      @bobbill7879 4 роки тому +9

      @@billbob3464 this is easily among the top 3 greatest crossovers of all time 😂

  • @shoot8060
    @shoot8060 4 роки тому +942

    "He's just some rich guy in a bat suit. Gimme half the money they're using on this militia, and I'll kill Batman in two seconds."

    • @theknightofold1834
      @theknightofold1834 4 роки тому +81

      *Immediately glides toward him and ip man the crap out of him*

    • @RizingMisT
      @RizingMisT 4 роки тому +84

      *Proceeds to fear takedown the whole squad in 3 seconds*

    • @ArbazKhan-xr9xt
      @ArbazKhan-xr9xt 4 роки тому +29

      I love this comment nd how thugs actually say that in arkham knight

    • @mkahn8333
      @mkahn8333 4 роки тому +12

      Just heard this line today while gliding over Gotham in game .

    • @shabbyvlogs2552
      @shabbyvlogs2552 4 роки тому +2

      Sometimes there so dumb it’s actually entertaining

  • @fadhilahramadhan2715
    @fadhilahramadhan2715 4 роки тому +3492

    Me: *just killed a Dragon and absorbed its soul
    Bandits: "nEveR ShouLD haVE ComE hERe"

  • @hank2815
    @hank2815 Рік тому +10

    *Building is about to explode*
    “There he is! Get him!”

  • @robertyang4365
    @robertyang4365 4 роки тому +3967

    “You boutta get what he got”
    “No I’m not”
    Me: ah, a reasonable minion that doesn’t want to fi-
    “YOU boutta get what he got”
    Me: yep there it is

    • @prodigious818
      @prodigious818 4 роки тому +1

      Please help our brothers and sisters. chng.it/nyHnkmp26s

    • @notyourmax6057
      @notyourmax6057 4 роки тому +13

      Robert Yang I had the same exact reaction

    • @fusuy4895
      @fusuy4895 4 роки тому

      Watch please ua-cam.com/video/Jwe5nfK66fs/v-deo.html

    • @papaclark5106
      @papaclark5106 4 роки тому +2

      I was saying the same thing 😂

    • @ajmorris.
      @ajmorris. 4 роки тому +8

      *PUT YO- BLEBH*

  • @EpicCoolGuy21
    @EpicCoolGuy21 4 роки тому +2627

    My level 99 character with a flame sword and the ability to summon dragons:
    Level 1 bandit with a club: *”Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!”*

  • @EFlame01
    @EFlame01 4 роки тому +1656

    I need to be as optimistic as that last minion:
    *"RUN THEM HANDS UP HAAHMIE"*

  • @SteeIBrigade
    @SteeIBrigade 4 місяці тому +3

    0:30 I like how there's a long pause before he starts screaming as if he got knocked out but then woke up mid-beating

  • @aspebb
    @aspebb 4 роки тому +3135

    All these minions have "I'm the main character" energy.

  • @predatorkingx4039
    @predatorkingx4039 3 роки тому +5490

    Player: *Kills the final boss*
    Level 2 minion: So you have chosen death..

    • @Gen2LLZ
      @Gen2LLZ 3 роки тому +79

      Me: I hate this game.

    • @justampeg4file
      @justampeg4file 3 роки тому +9

      also player: gets the r/wooosh

    • @theily1724
      @theily1724 3 роки тому +14

      @PredatorKingX
      Player: “Yes I have... YOUR DEATH!”

    • @trevonjones5233
      @trevonjones5233 3 роки тому +12

      Yakuza in a nutshell

    • @Aurelius1239
      @Aurelius1239 3 роки тому +1

      @@trevonjones5233 who Is Yakuza

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 4 роки тому +2285

    Me: **kills a legendary dragon and ancient dragon in front of Bandit**
    Bandit: “You picked a bad time to get lost, friend.”

  • @axelsanchez5849
    @axelsanchez5849 Рік тому +13

    0:30 Minion stays quite for like 5 seconds and then starts screaming 😂

  • @morgansakeagak8534
    @morgansakeagak8534 4 роки тому +1000

    Last minion: "RUN THEM HANDS UP, PUT THEM PAWS UP HAMEE"
    caleb: "bro whyy"

    • @Reeveyz07
      @Reeveyz07 4 роки тому +5

      Man.. i can heard that "bro why?" 😂

    • @jadonthomas6870
      @jadonthomas6870 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @sev559
      @sev559 4 роки тому +1

      IMMA NEED THAT! RUN THAT! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @andrive
      @andrive 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @The_Sea_Guardian
    @The_Sea_Guardian 4 роки тому +1295

    "Can't tell if you're brave or just stupid"
    in all honesty, i adore the fact Caleb used the same dying sound effect where its a moan that echos dramatically, its hilarious!

    • @Tree511
      @Tree511 8 місяців тому

      LMAO

  • @jacobyleonard
    @jacobyleonard 4 роки тому +336

    Thug 1: You see him right there?
    Thug 2: Who? The fully leveled up guy right there, whom of which completed the side and main quests, just killed half of our unit, and is now wanted for those exact crimes...?
    Thug 1: Yeah......
    Thug 2: .......
    Thug 1: .......
    Thug 2: .......
    Thug 1: Let’s get him!

    • @ipo7596
      @ipo7596 4 роки тому +8

      Let's mug em!! - Ben VLDL

    • @saianvesh3753
      @saianvesh3753 4 роки тому +1

      @@ipo7596 I think you mean Rowan.

  • @MunciHatesYou
    @MunciHatesYou 4 місяці тому +4

    THEY AIN'T ME! RUN THEM HANDS!!!

  • @SBTheDemon
    @SBTheDemon 4 роки тому +2000

    Batman: I just broke fifteen arms, shattered like ten spinal chords, destroyed around fourteen knee caps, throat punched at least fourteen to fifteen people, paralyzed like at least thirty people from the waist or even neck down, jumped on them from the sky and bashed fifty faces probably against the ground to break their face, AND beat the fuck out of all the major and minor villains in Gotham.
    Goons and Thugs: *Get the Bat! We’re going to end you! You’re not going anywhere!*

    • @youtubepunisher8695
      @youtubepunisher8695 4 роки тому +137

      That's literally arkham games in a nutshell

    • @bernadine6695
      @bernadine6695 4 роки тому +21

      This is so accurate😂😂

    • @dripkuwabara6369
      @dripkuwabara6369 4 роки тому +126

      Thug: You scared Batman?
      Batman: *proceeds to beat the absolute shit out of the thugs*

    • @gamingtiger31
      @gamingtiger31 4 роки тому +9

      Literally

    • @kurowkarasu
      @kurowkarasu 4 роки тому +42

      Last words of random minion #421 before losing 27 of his teeth:
      "I'll kill you batfreak!"

  • @tonyrobinson9354
    @tonyrobinson9354 4 роки тому +2232

    1 billion other minions: *dead*
    Remaining minions: *RUN DEM HANDS*
    Caleb: *"If thou does not scramble like thy egg, thou jest get folded like thy omelette"*

    • @MrResources
      @MrResources 4 роки тому +80

      Thou shall yell "YAEGER" as thy falls to thee floor after running so called handse'th.

    • @tonyrobinson9354
      @tonyrobinson9354 4 роки тому +21

      @@MrResources i forgot to put that i forgot wat it sounded like thanks😂👍

    • @unfunny8705
      @unfunny8705 4 роки тому +29

      Until thou beaten to thee fullest, thou must not conceal of thee echoing voice of pain and thy suffering

    • @Senpai-Choco
      @Senpai-Choco 4 роки тому +26

      Thou shall not throw shade, if thou cannot throwest them hands

    • @theonetruesarauniya
      @theonetruesarauniya 4 роки тому +16

      I love all of you! I cannot 😭😭😭

  • @Merfolk_
    @Merfolk_ 4 роки тому +487

    I'm amazed at how he could throw a forceful punch to himself and make it look so genuine

    • @cherahsBroll
      @cherahsBroll 4 роки тому +6

      His editing is mad dope bruh. It's mad. 😂😂😂

    • @PapaNylith
      @PapaNylith 4 роки тому

      Merfolk I’ve been wondering that for years

  • @dyfanbithell2043
    @dyfanbithell2043 Рік тому +71

    You gotta give the minions credit where it's *ABSOLUTELY* due, the confidence and passion for their job is ASTOUNDING.
    Like, "Oh, you beat my comrades, my superiors and my entire squad in a single minute? Aight, run these hands."

  • @trentpierce7417
    @trentpierce7417 4 роки тому +425

    All the minions think they're the main characters. All their friends dying is just their character development

    • @theepheonix1700
      @theepheonix1700 4 роки тому +47

      People say it’s ridiculous and stupid until one buff ass minion 3 times your level strolls up saying you unlocked his inner power through anger and he’s about to get revenge for his friends

    • @halloweenvalentine3669
      @halloweenvalentine3669 4 роки тому +4

      what a grim perspective for life

    • @unicornfabuloso
      @unicornfabuloso 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣

  • @kokowoch
    @kokowoch 4 роки тому +1317

    Me: *cleared out the whole bandit camp *
    last bandit after seeing all his friends die: "i fought mudcrabs stronger than you!"

  • @the.jermz.3441
    @the.jermz.3441 3 роки тому +15066

    The fact that the last guy said " none of them are me" ,implying he is better than his own boss is legendary 🔥

    • @the_rose_garden01
      @the_rose_garden01 3 роки тому +1191

      "None of them are me" is such a boss thing to say

    • @jestfullgremblim8002
      @jestfullgremblim8002 3 роки тому +561

      A guy in the comments was saying that he was the secret boss lol

    • @D461Sage
      @D461Sage 2 роки тому +315

      The irony is that they are all him

    • @heyitsgremmy
      @heyitsgremmy 2 роки тому +228

      And then all that legendary instantly goes away when he says
      " put your paws up hummy "😭

    • @crossbugcn
      @crossbugcn 2 роки тому +11

      Bro maybe he wanted his ass beat 🤷🏿‍♂️

  • @donnymac9630
    @donnymac9630 3 місяці тому +3

    4 years later and… “What you mean im next!” still brings tears to my eyes😂😂

  • @kindledesigner
    @kindledesigner 4 роки тому +4294

    Guy: "I Literally Killed 200 minions and your boss"
    Minion: "I dont remember asking, run them hands"

    • @tlof19
      @tlof19 4 роки тому +24

      When I found this comment it set all my books on fire. Cuz it LIT

    • @Dooreii
      @Dooreii 4 роки тому +5

      Day Designs LMAOO

    • @getmerichj2040
      @getmerichj2040 4 роки тому +4

      Minions are just cocky people of u think about it

    • @getmerichj2040
      @getmerichj2040 4 роки тому +2

      Sorry sorry fearless minions

    • @redboy518
      @redboy518 4 роки тому +3

      Day Designs
      You fucking beauty

  • @vinsanity2x
    @vinsanity2x 4 роки тому +611

    “You bout to get what he got” not even 30 seconds- “FORGIVENESSSSS FORGIVENESSSSS”

  • @zaayskii
    @zaayskii 4 роки тому +3457

    main character: *destroys entire solar system*
    minion: “you better turn around🤬”

  • @sirthedave
    @sirthedave Рік тому +12

    I like how once he punches the minions once, they drop the theatrics and plead for their lives lol.