If insects had to introduce themselves.

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  • @DeathWishRED
    @DeathWishRED 5 років тому +12847

    If insects had shoes Wasps would wear black air force 1s.

  • @smolmishka609
    @smolmishka609 5 років тому +5505

    Wasp: I'm a wasp
    Me: *get chills down my spine*

    • @brunobucciarati6155
      @brunobucciarati6155 5 років тому +30

      Hetalia...I see you're also a human of culture. :3

    • @Thereal_squidd
      @Thereal_squidd 5 років тому

      Impressive

    • @furiousmagician5912
      @furiousmagician5912 5 років тому +2

      @NataliaLOVESHetalia why do i see hetalia everywhere

    • @KuperSpyronicStudios
      @KuperSpyronicStudios 5 років тому +5

      Me: *why do I hear boss music*

    • @LoveInYellow
      @LoveInYellow 5 років тому +3

      SEND SHIVERS DOWN ME SPINE. BODY'S ACHING ALL THE TIME (get the reference now everybody)

  • @KTA1sVidsandFacts
    @KTA1sVidsandFacts 5 років тому +28499

    "Bee, is Wasp your cousin or something?"
    "No. I've never met this man in my life."

    • @alphalupus7527
      @alphalupus7527 5 років тому +1794

      *When you got that one crazy cousin so you act like you don’t know him*

    • @Los_HermanitosCruz
      @Los_HermanitosCruz 5 років тому +106

      Haha

    • @dilara1442
      @dilara1442 5 років тому +455

      He's adopted

    • @franjacobs2025
      @franjacobs2025 5 років тому +111

      I cAN SEE THAT IMAGE

    • @franjacobs2025
      @franjacobs2025 5 років тому +53

      민정05 I mean i can see the meme:
      I have never met this man in my lifw

  • @EggIncorporated
    @EggIncorporated Рік тому +2216

    Fly: Cleans up
    Ant: Works
    Bee: Pollenates
    Wasp: Self Offense and psychopathy

    • @kennedylemon5837
      @kennedylemon5837 Рік тому +86

      Hornets: black Air Force energy 24/7

    • @kds0314
      @kds0314 Рік тому +42

      Spiders: *EAT*

    • @pinecone3334
      @pinecone3334 Рік тому +59

      Self Offense 😂

    • @YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe
      @YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe Рік тому

      @@pinecone3334 SELF FUCKING OFFENSE.

    • @velara314
      @velara314 Рік тому +14

      ants actually clean too. if you leave food out that they eat they will help get rid of it for you

  • @andrewTVF
    @andrewTVF 5 років тому +17207

    Wasp: "I like to hurt people"
    *music intensifies*

    • @AT-vq9kr
      @AT-vq9kr 5 років тому +140

      Funniest part of his sketches lol

    • @mistajaeger742
      @mistajaeger742 5 років тому +73

      What's the source of that sound effect

    • @TheBackupUp
      @TheBackupUp 5 років тому +24

      *que the horror music*

    • @sultanhanga
      @sultanhanga 5 років тому +22

      That WAZP IS HUGE

    • @luckqm2040
      @luckqm2040 5 років тому +4

      Lol

  • @nifty6970
    @nifty6970 5 років тому +7617

    Trash: *exists*
    Fly: _Allow us to introduce ourselves_

  • @theclonecollector9245
    @theclonecollector9245 4 роки тому +10760

    Mosquito was scheduled to show up but was slapped to death on the way there.

    • @Aerochalklate
      @Aerochalklate 4 роки тому +115

      The Great and Mighty Gabe reminds me of one punch man

    • @maggiehoffman6694
      @maggiehoffman6694 4 роки тому +9

      H a h a

    • @rhaegal5650
      @rhaegal5650 4 роки тому +29

      Rightly so

    • @adyatma1
      @adyatma1 4 роки тому +107

      At least he got an applause before its death

    • @CoastalKite
      @CoastalKite 4 роки тому +19

      Dang. This comment came in late but came in clutch. This is GOLD

  • @alexroberson4454
    @alexroberson4454 2 роки тому +6626

    I like how there's always extra emphasis on "doodoo water"

    • @infnitvlt618
      @infnitvlt618 2 роки тому +259

      "just not like, literal *DOODOO WATER*"

    • @r5ndom551
      @r5ndom551 2 роки тому +36

      Can't stop laughing at that

    • @superboyeditz
      @superboyeditz 2 роки тому +17

      Same lol!!😂

    • @namesurname9668
      @namesurname9668 Рік тому +11

      Well. Maybe to highlight how some people like eating disgusting crap, pun intended. Like literal. Doodoo. They still have a place in this lovecraftian world.

    • @rb4632
      @rb4632 Рік тому

      same 🤣🤣

  • @Hyacinthfall
    @Hyacinthfall 4 роки тому +43750

    Cockroach: Everybody gangsta until I start flying.

    • @rando8272
      @rando8272 4 роки тому +1646

      that's realll

    • @jzsl.02
      @jzsl.02 4 роки тому +1081

      Wish he added that now lol

    • @RainbowFlowerCrow
      @RainbowFlowerCrow 4 роки тому +1735

      Oh fuck no.. have you ever seen one of those giving birth?! I never used so much lysol in my life..

    • @et9200
      @et9200 4 роки тому +151

      haaahahahaa

    • @30klips
      @30klips 4 роки тому +87

      ong

  • @Trinity-wm8sm
    @Trinity-wm8sm 5 років тому +22134

    let's just appreciate the 'fly on the wall' joke

    • @alphalupus7527
      @alphalupus7527 5 років тому +213

      @The Legendary UA-cam Commenter he's leaning on the wall

    • @QuestionableLogic_
      @QuestionableLogic_ 5 років тому +460

      @@alphalupus7527 yes, thank you for explaining the joke further.

    • @jarmonjohnson
      @jarmonjohnson 5 років тому +191

      This dudes videos have levels to them.

    • @yareyaredaze6059
      @yareyaredaze6059 5 років тому +85

      What the hell is this
      "Fly on the wall"
      Joke?

    • @AuraQueenDraconis
      @AuraQueenDraconis 5 років тому +325

      @@yareyaredaze6059 There is a term in English called "fly on the wall" which usually refers to people who eavesdrop. The definition is, "an unnoticed observer of a particular situation"

  • @defenestratorofsouls4266
    @defenestratorofsouls4266 5 років тому +36754

    "be careful around those flowers though"
    >venus fly trap flashbacks

    • @JoshuaBLowery
      @JoshuaBLowery 5 років тому +703

      Finally, someone else noticed!

    • @rachelboyd5820
      @rachelboyd5820 5 років тому +244

      😂😂😂 glad I wasn't the only one

    • @Jordaegreen
      @Jordaegreen 5 років тому +80

      Yes 😂😂😂

    • @damonbrown1065
      @damonbrown1065 5 років тому +112

      Immediately what came to mind to lol.

    • @G__Corbo
      @G__Corbo 5 років тому +74

      I was going to comment this if no one else did😂

  • @AsobiMedio
    @AsobiMedio 2 роки тому +4753

    Bullet Ants: Our names aren't because we're speedy.
    Japanese Bees: *Kills hornet three times their size by ganging up and cooking them alive with friction heat*
    Mosquitos: Bio-warfare is my specialty.

    • @sharonmiller7213
      @sharonmiller7213 2 роки тому +55

      Mosquitoes bru

    • @Manas-co8wl
      @Manas-co8wl 2 роки тому +16

      Clap War

    • @cybernurgle6413
      @cybernurgle6413 2 роки тому +26

      Mosquitoes are pollinators.

    • @AsobiMedio
      @AsobiMedio 2 роки тому

      @@cybernurgle6413 Mosquitoes are fodder food for other insects who are pollinators. Alone they do pollinate some plants, but none of them are edible or particularly useful for humans.
      Take out mosquitoes and other small insects will take over their ecological niche. Not much else changes.

    • @BunnyQueen97
      @BunnyQueen97 2 роки тому +17

      I think most bees do the body cooking thing

  • @captainspooked2869
    @captainspooked2869 5 років тому +3896

    He got stung by a wasp and got so aggravated that he made a video about it 😂

    • @AjianAja
      @AjianAja 5 років тому +37

      Bet!! 😆😆😆😆

    • @LetsDrawDragons
      @LetsDrawDragons 5 років тому +12

      Wasp bite though 💀

    • @killjoyer
      @killjoyer 5 років тому +14

      Wasp living rent free in this guy’s head

    • @DeltaInsanity
      @DeltaInsanity 5 років тому +36

      @@LetsDrawDragons they definitely sting dude

    • @pinkhairedbiatch5903
      @pinkhairedbiatch5903 5 років тому +20

      yo i'm allergic and got stung 4 times at once due to stepping in their nest accidentally i almost died ;-;

  • @idrinkgarri
    @idrinkgarri 5 років тому +26427

    Spider: hey guys, sorry I’m la-
    Caleb: Get ouuuuuttttttt

    • @theduckman8137
      @theduckman8137 5 років тому +83

      Lol and caterpillet

    • @nocturne.nocturnal
      @nocturne.nocturnal 5 років тому +362

      Not an insect though

    • @NokoCocoa
      @NokoCocoa 5 років тому +187

      Centipede: Ay man, am I earl-
      Caleb: *GeT oUtTtTtTtTtTtTt!*

    • @pyraswolf4263
      @pyraswolf4263 5 років тому +148

      Spiders actually like don't harm people unless you like attack it, and they keep the insect population down.... if im not wrong.

    • @metalraverjpg9398
      @metalraverjpg9398 5 років тому +277

      @@pyraswolf4263 I mean that's exactly why they dont want spiders there

  • @soap8486
    @soap8486 5 років тому +6486

    “I like to hurt people.” -Wasp

    • @sammitchellchannel8944
      @sammitchellchannel8944 5 років тому +21

      You make me sick -some dude with a owl mask

    • @alexakemmann88
      @alexakemmann88 5 років тому +4

      Truth!

    • @soap8486
      @soap8486 5 років тому +7

      Sophie Howard Omg. That must have been really scary. Is he doing okay now??

    • @notwelcome2452
      @notwelcome2452 5 років тому +2

      @Sophie Howard nice

    • @loh9287
      @loh9287 5 років тому +4

      That's deep

  • @helariousjay1303
    @helariousjay1303 Рік тому +392

    The fact that he told the bee to be careful around the flowers cuz previously one got eaten by a Venus fly trap 😂

    • @AraCrimson
      @AraCrimson Рік тому +18

      Was waiting for this comment

    • @WeOutcheaMane
      @WeOutcheaMane 6 місяців тому +5

      I actually didn’t get That so ty

  • @cattorresny
    @cattorresny 4 роки тому +6040

    “I’m the reason flowers have mixed babies” -Bee

    • @emmanuelgonzalez7474
      @emmanuelgonzalez7474 4 роки тому +11

      bee

    • @cattorresny
      @cattorresny 4 роки тому +21

      mimi mimi blind dating among plants 🌱 🐝
      Mystery flavor skittles among plants 🌱🐝
      The “you two make a good couple” among plants 🌱🐝
      lol, bees are awesome.

    • @hadbetterdays8118
      @hadbetterdays8118 4 роки тому +14

      mimi which is why I love them they don't judge by pollen race

    • @DatDarkDragon
      @DatDarkDragon 4 роки тому +5

      The jazz music helps too

  • @lordslamzer1403
    @lordslamzer1403 5 років тому +4927

    I feel like this was the product of a wasp encounter

    • @simondesanta5774
      @simondesanta5774 5 років тому +22

      @Lord Slamzer how are there no replies a 1.3 k liked comment now 1.8

    • @vincev4630
      @vincev4630 5 років тому +8

      @@simondesanta5774 - Sounds like something you'd expect from a deadpool profile picture..

    • @vincev4630
      @vincev4630 5 років тому +2

      @@simondesanta5774 - Ah, the deadpool profile pic finally gets it and edits his own post. Great work sir!

    • @vincev4630
      @vincev4630 5 років тому +9

      @@simondesanta5774 - How edgy and original. My apologies for being an inconvinence *tips fedora* Good day...🎩

    • @HH-bb2cy
      @HH-bb2cy 5 років тому +1

      @@vincev4630 -o k-

  • @riseoftourniquet
    @riseoftourniquet 5 років тому +2741

    I was expecting to see a mosquito too but that could be an awkward conversation lol

    • @thatmilk3655
      @thatmilk3655 5 років тому +205

      bayonettafan001 Yo have y’all ever tasted blood? It’s low key real good. Pretty expensive though. Ya gotta give people malaria and shit

    • @ynln5080
      @ynln5080 5 років тому +44

      I like to succ...
      Sorry I’ll leave

    • @vulixee
      @vulixee 5 років тому +13

      bUt-
      what if they’re male?

    • @Jackaxed
      @Jackaxed 4 роки тому +28

      mosquito: i'm like a vampire, but i don't have any other powers and i'm never sexy

    • @devinlin89
      @devinlin89 4 роки тому +10

      Mosquitoes are the worst

  • @TheNightWatcher1385
    @TheNightWatcher1385 11 місяців тому +259

    Fun fact, some species of wasps/hornets can recognize specific human faces and will attack you again if you escape and they find you. They literally hold grudges.

    • @BoricuaKelfa
      @BoricuaKelfa 6 місяців тому +45

      some hornets have strong generational memory. if their Descendants see you, they will continue the beef.

    • @Sharpteeth32
      @Sharpteeth32 5 місяців тому +13

      ​@@BoricuaKelfa What the fuck?

    • @LeumazDnazor
      @LeumazDnazor 5 місяців тому +8

      ​@@BoricuaKelfaHaha that's a joke right.......RIGHT?!

    • @inablackout1539
      @inablackout1539 4 місяці тому +6

      Imagine looking like someone who wronged a wasp or hornet

    • @sheninehairston5904
      @sheninehairston5904 4 місяці тому +8

      True! My husband got attacked and stung 72 times. Doctor told him he can't go back to the yard for 60 days because they would remember him and attack him again

  • @elias_xp95
    @elias_xp95 5 років тому +9838

    "I'm the reason flowers have mixed babies"
    I'm dead 😂😂😂

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 5 років тому +200

      @Lisa Jones Cross Pollination.

    • @isthatsoulking1394
      @isthatsoulking1394 5 років тому +6

      Britbong I don’t get it

    • @sadanaabdallah4935
      @sadanaabdallah4935 5 років тому +35

      Yo be careful with those flowers they could---

    • @corey938
      @corey938 5 років тому +42

      @Lisa Jones learn what cross pollination is

    • @corey938
      @corey938 5 років тому +51

      @Lisa Jones he said I'm the reason why flowers have mixed babies, cross pollination is taking one species pollination and giving it to another, a so called mixed baby will be made

  • @toosiie
    @toosiie 5 років тому +6683

    "Wasn't there supposed to be a spider..." "ON MY LARVA, NO" lmao

  • @cjwhite7801
    @cjwhite7801 5 років тому +10274

    “I’m the reason that flowers have mixed babies” 😂😂

    • @skylerstone2797
      @skylerstone2797 5 років тому +36

      Was looking for this comment

    • @moxygirlhey
      @moxygirlhey 5 років тому +67

      Like the milkman

    • @moxygirlhey
      @moxygirlhey 5 років тому +8

      Rumman47 not exactly

    • @moxygirlhey
      @moxygirlhey 5 років тому +36

      Rumman47 it’s just an old joke. Like to say you’re the mailman’s kid or something. Or when kids would come out mixed they would say things like a service man fathered the child. You know what I mean ☺️

    • @notsour1023
      @notsour1023 5 років тому +1

      I also watched the video

  • @keroero
    @keroero 2 роки тому +232

    i like the fact that he said "i don't spread too much pollen really" because while wasps aren't known to pollinate as much as bees do they still do indeed pollinate.

    • @pathetic2399
      @pathetic2399 5 місяців тому +4

      Well, as you quoted, he didn’t say they don’t pollinate at all, and if you Google it, it says that they are less efficient at pollinating flowers than bees, so what he said wasn’t wrong lol

    • @messinalyle4030
      @messinalyle4030 2 місяці тому +1

      Wasps and hornets are also part of the clean-up crew, like flies. Particularly around late summer, early autumn, wasps crave protein, so around this time of year they show up on my porch in numbers almost as high as flies when I feed the cats. Wasps earn their place in our ecosystem, but that doesn't stop them from being assholes.

  • @hwar4977
    @hwar4977 5 років тому +4998

    and the UA-cam algorithm has now been restored to its full glory

  • @Jackieism
    @Jackieism 5 років тому +9397

    *zooms in on mouth* "Litteral, doo doo water." - Fly

    • @tigerman5090
      @tigerman5090 5 років тому +3

      😂

    • @ccgzz
      @ccgzz 5 років тому +2

      Yw for 2k💀

    • @N1SPECIAL
      @N1SPECIAL 5 років тому +32

      Literal*

    • @redviper57
      @redviper57 5 років тому +6

      I too watched the video

    • @bigtoe3788
      @bigtoe3788 5 років тому +1

      redviper57 sadly I did not

  • @catbushi1756
    @catbushi1756 5 років тому +3261

    I need more bugs introducing each other to one another ASAP

    • @BurnAftaRollinENT
      @BurnAftaRollinENT 5 років тому +67

      Definitely with roach and spider

    • @MrBallaBoy21
      @MrBallaBoy21 5 років тому +46

      @@BurnAftaRollinENT the roach is gonna be annoying af. 😂

    • @BurnAftaRollinENT
      @BurnAftaRollinENT 5 років тому +23

      @@MrBallaBoy21 should flick the lights on and off

    • @dinosanddaisies
      @dinosanddaisies 5 років тому +21

      *WE NEED A MOSQUITO*

    • @Froggiespit
      @Froggiespit 5 років тому +6

      I need a centipede

  • @Blueblackfire
    @Blueblackfire 9 місяців тому +18

    I love how the fly just happens to be on the wall 😆

  • @Woogiezs
    @Woogiezs 5 років тому +5400

    *"Literal doodoo water."* once said the fly

    • @michemllejones586
      @michemllejones586 5 років тому +14

      @@randomdude9135 lol yes

    • @Woogiezs
      @Woogiezs 5 років тому +2

      @@randomdude9135 he said doodoo water lol

    • @Woogiezs
      @Woogiezs 5 років тому

      @@randomdude9135 idj

    • @Woogiezs
      @Woogiezs 5 років тому

      Idk*

    • @macihamby238
      @macihamby238 4 роки тому +1

      I was so satisfied when I found out I was the 2,900th like 🥰 good comment though!!

  • @romusa10
    @romusa10 4 роки тому +6655

    "Most of the time it was self defense, right?"
    *NOP*

    • @cryezen
      @cryezen 4 роки тому +45

      *nop*

    • @donovan2723
      @donovan2723 4 роки тому +21

      I can attest.
      Just got stung in my arm while watching TV in bed. Just chilling! I wasn't even moving. Made me think of this video! Damn useless animals haha.

    • @romusa10
      @romusa10 4 роки тому +13

      @@donovan2723 yeah wasp basicaly just nature's bully 🤣

    • @hayoumad8775
      @hayoumad8775 4 роки тому +4

      *wow*

    • @donovan2723
      @donovan2723 4 роки тому +11

      @@xiondavis969 Wow. Never got flamed so much for hating on wasps.

  • @fraistey9207
    @fraistey9207 5 років тому +3258

    Wasp wears black air forces.

    • @Christian-jv4pc
      @Christian-jv4pc 5 років тому +18

      Damn i was gonna comment this 😔🤘

    • @Zackmod23
      @Zackmod23 5 років тому +21

      Lmao i commented the same thing 20 hours ago and got no likes 😔

    • @kingtony7701
      @kingtony7701 5 років тому +7

      What's wrong with black air forces? I wear then shits boi

    • @daylonbouye8569
      @daylonbouye8569 5 років тому +9

      @@kingtony7701 it's a supreme dreams joke. You should watch it

    • @LexDashP
      @LexDashP 5 років тому +44

      KingTony lmao the joke is niggas that wear black air forces love to fight and will pop off for no reason 😂😂😂

  • @michaelj6392
    @michaelj6392 2 роки тому +90

    “A lot of people say I’m annoying, but I’m actually HELLA HYPE!” I keep saying that to myself 😂

  • @keadantheking2739
    @keadantheking2739 5 років тому +1951

    “Well I’m sure most of the time it’s just self defense right?” NOPE 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @quensij4198
    @quensij4198 5 років тому +4986

    " That wasp is kinda big.... That wasp is HUGE!... It's coming for MEEEEE 😭!"😂😂

  • @myyurplelis1898
    @myyurplelis1898 5 років тому +3619

    Wasp: ...I don't do nothin'... I see somebody, and I'mma hurt 'em.
    Every other insect: Who invited him again?

    • @autisticduck3071
      @autisticduck3071 5 років тому +21

      Centipede:I did friend (:

    • @Gabrong
      @Gabrong 5 років тому +16

      I have just realised, the US military is a wasp

    • @justrandomperson1550
      @justrandomperson1550 5 років тому +18

      Mosquito: *in the corner* I don’t know- totally totally.

    • @mozail1388
      @mozail1388 5 років тому +2

      I came across this comment right when i he said it

    • @ghostchamploo5052
      @ghostchamploo5052 5 років тому

      @@Gabrong ???

  • @flipaclipanimator.5472
    @flipaclipanimator.5472 2 роки тому +151

    The "I can keep stinging!" part got me dead💀😂

  • @kurikokuri
    @kurikokuri 4 роки тому +4459

    mosquito: i'm like a vampire, but nobodies romantically interested in me

    • @MK-fd5vy
      @MK-fd5vy 4 роки тому +122

      Oh so you haven't seen One Punch Man?

    • @a.a.o.t-1213
      @a.a.o.t-1213 4 роки тому +47

      M K
      Oh god stop

    • @premasafar7813
      @premasafar7813 4 роки тому +64

      @@MK-fd5vy A man of culture

    • @sprish1
      @sprish1 4 роки тому +2

      SkylarSpade you like skits like caleb? Then you should check me out! I make skits like this! You won’t be disappointed!

    • @buneco05
      @buneco05 4 роки тому +7

      And I spread a lot of deadly diseases

  • @boomznbladez405
    @boomznbladez405 5 років тому +8386

    Fun fact: Wasp when they get old actually "retire" and spend their time finding fermenting fruit and hangin around the colony being rambunctious... Aka. They get drunk af and start fights with anything 100x their size or bigger.

    • @ProdBySTRVNGER
      @ProdBySTRVNGER 4 роки тому +572

      The funnest fact ever

    • @fxmaster2571
      @fxmaster2571 4 роки тому +759

      Boomer wasps

    • @jasminevaliente96
      @jasminevaliente96 4 роки тому +341

      Real talk though what are they retiring from?

    • @boomznbladez405
      @boomznbladez405 4 роки тому +442

      @@jasminevaliente96 they are retiring from being a slightly less agressive wasp... And their only slightly less aggressive because the need to forage, build/maintain the hive take up some time they other wise have to fight... Plus i imagine the hunters are able to let out some steam on the job...

    • @ProdBySTRVNGER
      @ProdBySTRVNGER 4 роки тому +78

      @@boomznbladez405 and why the fuck u know that

  • @cakeisavegatable
    @cakeisavegatable Рік тому +101

    00:00:06 The fact that the fly is on the wall made me burst out laughing 😂. This man is talented

    • @zvmation2780
      @zvmation2780 Рік тому +2

      00:00:00:06

    • @RyanGFC
      @RyanGFC Рік тому +2

      00:00:00 00:00:00:06

    • @LeumazDnazor
      @LeumazDnazor 5 місяців тому +1

      00:00:00 00:00:00 00:00:00 00:00:00 00:00:06

    • @kurxeyyシ
      @kurxeyyシ 3 місяці тому

      00:00:00:00:00

    • @WDYMIMDED
      @WDYMIMDED 3 місяці тому +2

      You didn’t need that much zeros brah but pop off

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 4 роки тому +3228

    Wasps: "I also like to bite the heads off of bees and eat their children."

    • @deathserpent9747
      @deathserpent9747 4 роки тому +98

      Asian Giant Hornet: *That* but with more bees

    • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
      @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 4 роки тому +61

      DeathSerpent ah yes, the Satan bug

    • @deathserpent9747
      @deathserpent9747 4 роки тому +29

      @@dank_smirk2ndchannel200 if he was to do arachnids the spiders would have to all be female but be ratchet af. Then theres the one male that dont wanna be there

    • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
      @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 4 роки тому +12

      DeathSerpent that could also work for mantids. In fact, why not a video about the craziest bugs?

    • @calvinmcnair9553
      @calvinmcnair9553 4 роки тому +4

      Bees will jump these hornets

  • @JL-xf4mh
    @JL-xf4mh 5 років тому +24141

    I wake up in the morning, I got murder on my mind -Wasp

    • @kirstinebach4235
      @kirstinebach4235 5 років тому +684

      Yellow strips on my body I got murder on my mind

    • @Zantill
      @Zantill 5 років тому +252

      @@kirstinebach4235 AK47, MAC-11, Glocks, and 9's

    • @wx..
      @wx.. 5 років тому +24

      Yospy ass

    • @cra2ypancake265
      @cra2ypancake265 5 років тому +14

      Hey man.

    • @draic890
      @draic890 5 років тому +40

      I wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy

  • @a_confused_cat4704
    @a_confused_cat4704 5 років тому +8687

    "I'm a wasp and I like to hurt people." as it said that the lights in my room flickered

  • @tonyg9775
    @tonyg9775 Рік тому +69

    The worst part is if you kill a wasp they send out pheromones that alert nearby wasps that they died. So you kill one and two more come. They’re like a real life hydra

  • @jamie6506
    @jamie6506 5 років тому +75431

    A wasp is just a bee with none of the benefits and a weapon upgrade.

  • @sforseventh4100
    @sforseventh4100 5 років тому +16226

    Everybody gangsta, till the wasp fly in

    • @suneater7281
      @suneater7281 5 років тому +374

      This is facts big men turn into little girls when the wasps pull up

    • @suneater7281
      @suneater7281 5 років тому +210

      @Joel Michael Croes u a real gangsta

    • @notareallin620
      @notareallin620 5 років тому +161

      @Joel Michael Croes boi you kiddin me? Who gonna crush a wasp nest with them bare hands?
      Hell no!
      Irma came round and got rid of wasps for about a year. I couldn't find a single one for all that time. I could actually go through the bush and come out unscathed.
      Now I'm terrified. Because they're back.

    • @notareallin620
      @notareallin620 5 років тому +21

      @Joel Michael Croes holy shit, that guy's hands are made of cement. *shivers.
      Have you ever been stung by a wasp twice in the span of a second?
      That was me as a kid. Hoppin along my merry way with my cousins... then *bbzt*
      Went from by back to the side of my face. As a six year old, it traumatized me.
      Tbh, i was hoping they had been purged from my tiny island, but i guess not.
      Ant bites, i can take. Wasp stings are a solid 'hell no!' for me.

    • @notareallin620
      @notareallin620 5 років тому +14

      @Joel Michael Croes Your skin thick! I see a wasp i start swinging whatever i have at it! Last time it was my laundry.

  • @ichstehehinterdir1703
    @ichstehehinterdir1703 4 роки тому +6543

    Spider: Everybody gangsta until they don’t see me anymore.

  • @smile--
    @smile-- Рік тому +61

    "I'm a wasp, and I like to hurt people 😈 I like it"

  • @KierraHannon
    @KierraHannon 5 років тому +3597

    "It'S CoMiNg fOr mE!" The pure terror in his voice cracks me up every time

    • @alexsalas01
      @alexsalas01 5 років тому +1

      Kierra Hannon Subscribe to my channel !!

    • @klaudyd1552
      @klaudyd1552 5 років тому +16

      I'm in tears because of that line

    • @Sissifya
      @Sissifya 5 років тому +11

      I watch this video over and over again for that one line. Lol

    • @manuelx379
      @manuelx379 5 років тому +7

      @@alexsalas01 nah I'm good

    • @ashez5583
      @ashez5583 5 років тому +5

      its COMin for ME!!

  • @KEiVYXX
    @KEiVYXX 5 років тому +15606

    "Ay dat wasp kinda big"
    "Dat wasp is HUGE"
    *"IT'S COMING FOR MEEEEE"*

  • @BelowRock
    @BelowRock 5 років тому +1871

    You just know a wasp came and hurt this man before filming this video

    • @djdidiz6327
      @djdidiz6327 5 років тому +6

      500 likes but no comments
      Wow

    • @tigi2876
      @tigi2876 5 років тому +1

      djdidiz ikr wtf is up with that shit.

    • @immaturedreah7105
      @immaturedreah7105 5 років тому +4

      @@tigi2876 Profanity, child.
      Now, go in a corner and think about what you've done.

    • @samuneechan
      @samuneechan 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 OMFG TRUE

    • @aloris_
      @aloris_ 5 років тому

      This is mad disrespectful. We need more comments my guys

  • @metachrist723
    @metachrist723 2 роки тому +33

    The way he zoomed in on his mouth when he said "literal doodoo water" had me in stitches

  • @evertonkkg6624
    @evertonkkg6624 5 років тому +4364

    The fact that wasps don't die after sticking is God's greatest prank on humanity.

    • @kamui4552
      @kamui4552 5 років тому +15

      @Deserve Not Desire Agree

    • @jaiden5358
      @jaiden5358 5 років тому +89

      It's because we made fidget spinners.

    • @lapidations
      @lapidations 5 років тому +7

      @@jaiden5358 so true

    • @chillychipp8056
      @chillychipp8056 5 років тому +10

      Its cause wasps bite instead of sting

    • @evertonkkg6624
      @evertonkkg6624 5 років тому +26

      @@chillychipp8056 no

  • @diamyncolter
    @diamyncolter 5 років тому +4841

    Human:
    Wasp: I see you’re over here minding your business🔪🔪

    • @xoseeghosts
      @xoseeghosts 5 років тому +118

      It's coming for MEEEE!!!💀💀💀

    • @thecarnagewolf
      @thecarnagewolf 5 років тому +31

      Move ya hand!

    • @ieatpenisbecause5757
      @ieatpenisbecause5757 5 років тому +16

      Human in retaliation: sorry what's that? *Has a hose*

    •  5 років тому +3

      Your*

    • @zacardin
      @zacardin 5 років тому +7

      @ no, it's you're

  • @ariiesfaerie
    @ariiesfaerie 5 років тому +3713

    “that wasp is huge!..”
    **a few seconds later**
    IT’S COMING FOR *M E E E*

    • @mijisho6846
      @mijisho6846 5 років тому +16

      😂😂😂

    • @gooze9368
      @gooze9368 5 років тому +48

      It's like we watched the same video

    • @Unlimited-D-Works
      @Unlimited-D-Works 5 років тому +6

      YANNI wow such as creative comment. It’s almost as if we watched the same video.

    • @Jugobox25
      @Jugobox25 5 років тому +7

      @@ariiesfaerie Doesn't it also cost $0.00 to be an asshole to someone?? I think man's got a right to call you out on being repetitive

    • @darewestallen
      @darewestallen 5 років тому

      Lol

  • @p3ter9000
    @p3ter9000 2 роки тому +8

    "Fly on the wall" is a great subtle joke

  • @Datboirexx
    @Datboirexx 5 років тому +3571

    "Wasn't there supposed to be a spider here?"
    "On my larvae, no"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jayvicinity9566
      @jayvicinity9566 5 років тому +30

      Spider is not considered a bug only an arachne

    • @xXReK
      @xXReK 5 років тому +4

      Right

    • @thatguyglenn7558
      @thatguyglenn7558 5 років тому +4

      Rexximus Maxx just wait till you hear about the centipede

    • @ChristianED89
      @ChristianED89 5 років тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sunnyxakeeblue2659
      @sunnyxakeeblue2659 5 років тому +2

      8 legs -spider
      6-insect

  • @eastsidero3630
    @eastsidero3630 5 років тому +4552

    "Aye that wasp kinda big"
    "THat wasp is HUGE"
    "ITS COMING FOR MEEee"

    • @6ixSpdZ
      @6ixSpdZ 5 років тому +15

      I gave u ur 500th like yw

    • @eastsidero3630
      @eastsidero3630 5 років тому +6

      @@6ixSpdZ ✊🏾

    • @kinneg4684
      @kinneg4684 5 років тому +13

      bro i would like but its exactly at 800 sooooo.....

    • @eastsidero3630
      @eastsidero3630 5 років тому +6

      @@kinneg4684 lmao you can do it...

    • @kinneg4684
      @kinneg4684 5 років тому +5

      @Eastside Ro i did It

  • @Manthis
    @Manthis 5 років тому +2090

    Me: Takes a step
    Wasp: *Are you challenging me?*

  • @durnieryoung3301
    @durnieryoung3301 2 роки тому +39

    PTSD 😭 "Move your hand out the way" -my mom beating my ass

    • @BatmanisBatman
      @BatmanisBatman Рік тому +5

      LMAO right this gave me some bad flashbacks

    • @Ignacyjablonski12
      @Ignacyjablonski12 3 місяці тому +1

      Abuse of children is never okay. Im sorry you had to go through that.

    • @incognito8907
      @incognito8907 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Ignacyjablonski12 education

  • @MiloMcCarthyMusic
    @MiloMcCarthyMusic 5 років тому +5124

    “It’s just self defense tho ri-
    *NOPE*

    • @chydestewart6146
      @chydestewart6146 5 років тому +9

      As soon as I read ur comment it played on the video and I almost spitted my entire drink out 😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 5 років тому

      when girls be on their period:

    • @Rogue777
      @Rogue777 5 років тому

      Milø 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Rogue777
      @Rogue777 5 років тому +2

      Milø *I’ll go out of my way to do it* 💀😂

    • @paris9944
      @paris9944 5 років тому

      Chyde Stewart spat*

  • @Xavio354
    @Xavio354 5 років тому +6698

    Human: *exists*
    Wasp: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"

  • @zander913
    @zander913 5 років тому +9263

    “ be careful around those flowers they be crazy “ He’s talking about the Venus flytrap video ain’t he

    • @therealmadmaz
      @therealmadmaz 5 років тому +60

      yea

    • @arielramirez9228
      @arielramirez9228 5 років тому +198

      Only real fans understood that joke

    • @afro4361
      @afro4361 5 років тому +11

      Yee

    • @lastbaratheon8043
      @lastbaratheon8043 5 років тому +3

      Yup

    • @j-rox8551
      @j-rox8551 5 років тому +15

      Zander douse anybody know the type of Adidas jumper the wasp is wearing? Thing I'd 🔥🔥 I wanna order that. A response would be appreciated

  • @flawlessvictory6470
    @flawlessvictory6470 2 роки тому +7

    Spider walk in: Hey food!!I mean other bugs!!

  • @katiev5281
    @katiev5281 4 роки тому +4199

    “I sure most of the time it’s just self defense, right?”
    Wasp: NOPE

    • @p.r.i.e.s.t5883
      @p.r.i.e.s.t5883 4 роки тому +27

      😂 nigga said it quick 2

    • @ItzJustRene
      @ItzJustRene 4 роки тому +26

      He straight said " that wasp is huge and is coming for mEEE "

    • @sprish1
      @sprish1 4 роки тому +2

      Katie Vogt you like skits like caleb? Then you should check me out! I make skits like this! You won’t be disappointed!

    • @willcardenas1579
      @willcardenas1579 4 роки тому +1

      @@sprish1 want to know the difference between you and him hes not "like caleb" no he is caleb stop imitating him and self promoting in his comments

    • @sprish1
      @sprish1 4 роки тому

      Will Cárdenas if you would watch one, you would know that its a combination between many creators. Stfu

  • @crunchyy5448
    @crunchyy5448 5 років тому +6142

    Wasp: *Exists*
    Human: Why do I hear boss music?

    • @762demon
      @762demon 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @valsioncustom
      @valsioncustom 5 років тому +22

      @Silence4101 I see that Part 5 Reference.

    • @Agus-mw9tw
      @Agus-mw9tw 5 років тому +4

      Im the 420 like hell yeah im worthless

    • @الفضلآلجمعة
      @الفضلآلجمعة 5 років тому +28

      @Silence4101
      Wasp: *spreads legs and rushes towards the human's face*
      Human: *stops the attack by holding the wasp's legs* "Why did the piano stop?"
      Wasp: "HAHAHA, you fell for it! Thunder cross split attack!"

    • @just_a_strange_traveler
      @just_a_strange_traveler 5 років тому +8

      Kid: grabs hose
      Ant colony: why do we hear boss music
      Kid: Cuz I'm big & you're small😈
      It's an ant bully reference

  • @YouArentSlick
    @YouArentSlick 5 років тому +4134

    The “fly on the wall” joke is appreciated

    • @hylianro
      @hylianro 4 роки тому +7

      998 like

    • @kingbushry8901
      @kingbushry8901 4 роки тому +3

      I hate people who beg for likes to be in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office on Monday and Tuesday and Thursday at least im the same thing is this song 😂💀 I am 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @changiskhan4618
      @changiskhan4618 4 роки тому

      Where?

    • @YouArentSlick
      @YouArentSlick 4 роки тому +24

      Changis Khan 0:05 “let’s start with you, on the wall”

    • @popckyy
      @popckyy 4 роки тому

      @@kingbushry8901 what

  • @mltclrd_chstk556
    @mltclrd_chstk556 Рік тому +6

    “Move yo hand”
    Bro sounded like a mom whipping him 😭

  • @thekinginyellow7777
    @thekinginyellow7777 4 роки тому +8619

    Wasp: "I like to hurt people."
    Hornet: _"Pathetic."_

    • @cynclairewoods4225
      @cynclairewoods4225 4 роки тому +296

      Plot Twist: Hornets are wasps

    • @ericshun3926
      @ericshun3926 4 роки тому +168

      Hornets are just upgraded wasp

    • @luminphillips282
      @luminphillips282 4 роки тому +75

      @@ericshun3926 facts 😭 they're so much more aggressive and huge

    • @juniorbunior142
      @juniorbunior142 4 роки тому +31

      Hornets allow me to indreduce myself

    • @gabrieljohnson9794
      @gabrieljohnson9794 4 роки тому +4

      Have you ever seen a tarantula hornet? Look it up if you haven’t

  • @1inchnoodle323
    @1inchnoodle323 3 роки тому +5945

    I like how he’s labeled human just in case we didn’t know

  • @thecheez2436
    @thecheez2436 5 років тому +1473

    I get the feeling that this guy got stung by a wasp before making this.

    • @mookinbabysealfurmittens
      @mookinbabysealfurmittens 5 років тому +27

      Wasps are horrible. My dude's fuckin' legit on this one. If bumblebees are "Smackie the Frog", then wasps are "Smokey the Bear" irl. (Mitch Hedberg, anyone?)

    • @myduckisonqauck7227
      @myduckisonqauck7227 5 років тому

      @@mookinbabysealfurmittens No definitely not legit. Wasps don't go after you for no reason

    • @mookinbabysealfurmittens
      @mookinbabysealfurmittens 5 років тому +22

      @@myduckisonqauck7227 Spoken like someone who never had a yard that had a subterranean city of a wasp colony. Indestructible! Dormant in the winter, they were back every year.
      Ever live in an area that has "ground wasps"? Usually forest-dwellers, cos even gardens are too near to humans. Their entire nest is underground, the entrance just a hole in the earth (and usually covered by leaf litter). The whole operation is so low-key that most people don't even notice until they tread on it. That one's on the dumb, stompy humans... I never got stung. Don't stomp around the brush like a drunken idiot!

    • @yoshi596
      @yoshi596 5 років тому +19

      @@myduckisonqauck7227 ok say that to me fcking again. I was stung by that bitch because I was sitting in the town! I was doing literly nothing, just sitting and chilling around. And than I kinda felt like something stung me on my arm. And I saw how a wasp flies away and a mark where I was stung on my arm. To hell with wasps let's kill em all!
      Edit: mistakes were made

    • @mookinbabysealfurmittens
      @mookinbabysealfurmittens 5 років тому +2

      @Sheree Hardin Lies!! Haha, joshin'. Same here, actually. I actually get on fine with wasps. It's totally surreal, isn't it? Makes me feel like a wizard or sth. Though I have swatted a few off me in my day, more than one with jaws open and back arched, ready to bite _and_ sting me. It's luck and staying calm - no easy feat, I'll readily admit.
      Funny that kid who replied after you is scared of yellowjackets; they're the bumblebees of the wasp world. Some friends had a nest right above their front door, and would run like crazy while I'd just walk on by. Never an issue.
      BUT one day, our own yard wasps broke the rules and stung my mother unprovoked, and then hid inside her clothes when she went back inside. Stung her again! Oh my LARVA no! I got their numbers! I chased all three of those buggers around the room and killed them one by one. Yeah, they were "running" *away* from me! _("Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.")_ That's the exception to my no-kill bug policy. WE HAD AN AGREEMENT, WASPS!

  • @unicornman147
    @unicornman147 2 місяці тому +2

    The zoom in on the mouth at "DOO DOO WATER" really pulls it all together.

  • @norfangl3480
    @norfangl3480 5 років тому +1791

    "I'm a hornet, I make that wasp look like a moral insect"

    • @mijisho6846
      @mijisho6846 5 років тому +50

      Queen Bee- *Thanos Snaps* WorkerBees:REEEEEEE SKSKKSKS. HORNET :*DIES*

    • @kaidevega
      @kaidevega 5 років тому +18

      TOTAL RANDOMNESS tf😂

    • @carter_pewterschmidt
      @carter_pewterschmidt 5 років тому +11

      Asian hornets: Allow is to introduce ourselves

    • @ActuallyJozu
      @ActuallyJozu 5 років тому +11

      Hornets aren't really aggressive towards humans. Wasps are easily provoked and will attack for no real reason. Fuck wasps.

  • @saulodiaz2569
    @saulodiaz2569 4 роки тому +3455

    ''Be careful around those flowers, I heard they... ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵇᵉ ᶜʳᵃᶻʸ''

  • @nia3987
    @nia3987 5 років тому +3373

    so nobody's gonna talk aout the throwback to the venus flytrap video?
    "be careful about those flowers tho i heard they could b crazy"

  • @zestnut
    @zestnut Рік тому +7

    “it’s coming for MEEEE”😭😭

  • @hypemynizzle
    @hypemynizzle 5 років тому +2037

    Kid: *Getting beat*
    Parent: *MOVE YA HAND OUT THE WAY!*

  • @samanthasanchez8584
    @samanthasanchez8584 5 років тому +3730

    2:20
    wasp: i saw you were over here
    minding you business
    human: ITS COMING FOR ME!!!
    😂😂.

  • @jumpcircle1574
    @jumpcircle1574 4 роки тому +3712

    I feel like Caleb had a bad experience with a wasp as a kid..

    • @littlemissfinch
      @littlemissfinch 4 роки тому +90

      Well i dunno know bout him but i got stung by a wasp when I was 9 and i cried a lot :/

    • @hyperbannana9262
      @hyperbannana9262 4 роки тому +78

      @@littlemissfinch yeah i was in sandals and i stepped on one it whent between my toes and stabed me like 30 times in my toes

    • @littlemissfinch
      @littlemissfinch 4 роки тому +19

      hyper bannana oof. I got it to the right of my chest :P

    • @Kehwanna
      @Kehwanna 4 роки тому +110

      We all had bad experiences with them. The wasp is easily the most hateful bug out there in the world. I remember seeing one on the beach, which is hella rare, trying to start some beef with me and others. There's nothing even over there to pollinate, he was just out there trying to shank some vulnerable people sleeping on the beach.

    • @DaSheepKiller
      @DaSheepKiller 4 роки тому +61

      @@Kehwanna Wasps really be out here shanking people.

  • @BAKERXVIII
    @BAKERXVIII Місяць тому +3

    A year ago, my building had a wasp infestation and someone a floor below me decided to spray a wasp nest with something that made them drunk instead of killing them, they lost most of their senses of danger and reflexes, and they just mostly walked around. One morning I woke up to a slight pain in my right thigh, as I got up into a sitting position the pain sharpened, as I took off my blanket it revealed a wasp stuck in my thigh. The MF stung me sleeping, for no reason!

  • @khadijakhaaan
    @khadijakhaaan 5 років тому +1213

    i bet you the wasp’s favorite song is “murder on my mind” probably speaks to him

    • @DropsKilleeer
      @DropsKilleeer 5 років тому +6

      Fax no printer

    • @rachealhorrocks4692
      @rachealhorrocks4692 5 років тому +1

      🤣😂😅

    • @xavier4519
      @xavier4519 5 років тому +3

      Nah, the wasp's favorite song is "savage" by W.A.S.P.

    • @immima5219
      @immima5219 5 років тому +3

      But the wasp meant to sting him- he didn't catch him by surprise

    • @lydia696
      @lydia696 5 років тому +1

      i was thinking ab liking this but it’s on 666 likes so :)

  • @Aziz32ing
    @Aziz32ing 5 років тому +31792

    I just wanna know how he came up with this idea.......hilarious

    • @Remedy151
      @Remedy151 5 років тому +1357

      He got stung by a wasp 😅

    • @Remedy151
      @Remedy151 5 років тому +81

      @@leonnrd4451 o yeah yeah yeah, the Venus fly trap one!! 😂😂🤣

    • @leonnrd4451
      @leonnrd4451 5 років тому +3

      Yeah that one

    • @JordanPringle
      @JordanPringle 5 років тому +2

      God did 🤣🤣

    • @izzywoods794
      @izzywoods794 5 років тому +13

      I wanted to know the same thing as soon as i saw the title

  • @iisavahiyou4678
    @iisavahiyou4678 5 років тому +1217

    "Why's he still going on?"
    Wasp: "I like- I like hurtin-"

  • @LoudWaffle
    @LoudWaffle 3 місяці тому +3

    "doo-doo water" lives rent-free in my head lmfao

  • @mika.odiella1094
    @mika.odiella1094 4 роки тому +5357

    Wasp: I like to hurt people
    People: *nervious sweating*

    • @tommyoliver166
      @tommyoliver166 4 роки тому +25

      @b. b. He meant nervous

    • @synxbruh123
      @synxbruh123 4 роки тому +18

      Kid named people: 😐😨

    • @Blade.5786
      @Blade.5786 4 роки тому +7

      @@mutantmunstercheese1 Fuck that,I couldn't enter my balcony for 6 months because of them. Eventually the rain washed them away tho...

    • @luislazotheoof
      @luislazotheoof 4 роки тому +2

      Ah yes, I too feel *nervious* sometimes.

    • @tonyrobinson9354
      @tonyrobinson9354 4 роки тому +2

      That vocabulary is immaculate bruh😂

  • @christinahamilton7676
    @christinahamilton7676 4 роки тому +1873

    "Ants, they made a movie about y'all."
    They also made a movie about bees.

    • @Storiaron
      @Storiaron 4 роки тому +42

      They made THE movie about them

    • @crystalsmith5062
      @crystalsmith5062 4 роки тому +5

      And it was a bad movie

    • @yabe5094
      @yabe5094 4 роки тому +27

      Ya like jazz

    • @crystalsmith5062
      @crystalsmith5062 4 роки тому +8

      @@yabe5094 I can't believe they made a whole movie about bees trying to date a human, killing all the flowers, making a girl in love with a bee talking about suicide, and bringing back all the flowers. It's so ridiculously bad!

    • @yabe5094
      @yabe5094 4 роки тому +5

      Crystal Smith man I don‘t care what you think! I loved that movie

  • @kooketh-shooketh_imdone580
    @kooketh-shooketh_imdone580 5 років тому +2352

    Caleb: *gets stung by wasp*
    Caleb the next day:

    • @cintrosfuture1800
      @cintrosfuture1800 5 років тому +16

      Facts!😂😂😂

    • @Zachary-ro6eg
      @Zachary-ro6eg 5 років тому +5

      💀💀💀

    • @yourmom596
      @yourmom596 5 років тому +4

      PPFT-

    • @makdanie
      @makdanie 5 років тому +1

      fr tho

    • @onemore9454
      @onemore9454 5 років тому +2

      I got stung by a wasp on the back of my neck. me and my cousin went and drenched the whole thing, bottled them dumped them into a spider web under the fence. I'm lying I wish I did that as payback

  • @williamelliott186
    @williamelliott186 4 місяці тому +3

    In all seriousness, wasp actually are pollinators just like bees, and if bees go we are gonna need the lil psychos to cooperate. Hug a fellow wasp❤ ..... With a sandal

  • @olorcain
    @olorcain 5 років тому +3475

    "I'm the reason flowers have mixed babies" 😂😂😂

  • @theseductivepotato7459
    @theseductivepotato7459 5 років тому +1242

    I like how he references the venus plant video when he was talking to the bee lol

    • @daveonduff4015
      @daveonduff4015 5 років тому +37

      Lost Child thank you so much for catching that lol

    • @privatedonut2914
      @privatedonut2914 5 років тому +19

      This needs to be top comment.

    • @roycemuzic6727
      @roycemuzic6727 5 років тому +20

      Be careful around them flowers tho...I heard they can be crazy

    • @thesnowman9758
      @thesnowman9758 5 років тому +4

      And he looked like he low-key wanted to laugh referring to that vid 😂

    • @TheBrockinater
      @TheBrockinater 5 років тому +2

      I thought it was a reference to pesticides....

  • @fool8003
    @fool8003 5 років тому +2193

    Wasp: i like to hurt people.
    Me: **looks around the room for a wasp**

    • @oneminuteyt
      @oneminuteyt 4 роки тому +1

      Lol 2k likes and no comments?

    • @davidbruce8251
      @davidbruce8251 4 роки тому +1

      Htf does this only have 1 comment over a 1 year span?

    • @viinvinn
      @viinvinn 3 роки тому

      Well then, this is a sad reply section.

  • @leovalenzuela8368
    @leovalenzuela8368 Рік тому +7

    One of the greatest sketches of all time.

  • @srichter4583
    @srichter4583 5 років тому +2041

    "I'm DUMMY good for the environment"

    • @Chonkoyoinky
      @Chonkoyoinky 5 років тому +16

      I'm dummy thicc

    • @uhhhh201
      @uhhhh201 5 років тому +1

      E

    • @PaiddJadee
      @PaiddJadee 5 років тому

      Gandalf McDumbledore I dummy wish I’m brazy flat.

    • @VirgoTwoFour
      @VirgoTwoFour 5 років тому

      Gandalf McDumbledore you dummy flat nigga

  • @bottlesalts
    @bottlesalts 5 років тому +3296

    wasp: *i like to hurt people*
    everyone: th- that’s it?

    • @steveishere8808
      @steveishere8808 5 років тому +3

      pinkgoat
      Wasp: I mean I REALLY like to hurt people, like, REALLY!!!!

    • @tommynguyen6176
      @tommynguyen6176 5 років тому +1

      IM DEAD DAWG

  • @227blackmagic
    @227blackmagic 3 роки тому +5166

    "I CAN KEEP STINGING" lol by far their worst trait

    • @atari9477
      @atari9477 3 роки тому +178

      Even when they're dead they can sting you lmao

    • @foncywoolsocksiii923
      @foncywoolsocksiii923 3 роки тому +127

      Yeah, they'll keep stinging. And those mothereffers bite as well, which imo, hurts worse.

    • @ihaveyourfamilyhostage8811
      @ihaveyourfamilyhostage8811 3 роки тому +44

      @@atari9477 yea, that happened to me. i was sitting on the trampoline and i wasnt looking about where i was putting my hand down so it just stung the bottom of my middle finger. it hurt.

    • @genera1013
      @genera1013 3 роки тому +27

      @@atari9477 Happened to me as a kid. I was in the pool, and it floated over and just got me in the back. So glad I'm not allergic.

    • @protolouge6876
      @protolouge6876 3 роки тому +10

      @@ihaveyourfamilyhostage8811 hurt* because hurted ain’t a word just a heads up.

  • @scp2539
    @scp2539 Рік тому +2

    this is why you always need a nice concealed carry for your flame thrower XD

    • @UnitK7
      @UnitK7 Рік тому +1

      Ah, hello Ms. Wells.... did you make it out?

  • @judgementedge8626
    @judgementedge8626 5 років тому +2479

    "ok what do you do?"
    Japanese giant Hornet: Oh im like wasp but worse.

    • @AAhmou
      @AAhmou 5 років тому +346

      Japanese giant hornet: Wait, is that a human?
      (Pulls out sword)

    • @anon9359
      @anon9359 5 років тому +177

      "A-and you?"
      Tarantula hawk: take a guess. 😃

    • @nurgleGurgell
      @nurgleGurgell 5 років тому +102

      And when I sting u it's like getting shot, but worse.

    • @adrionna1294
      @adrionna1294 5 років тому +24

      I thought I was in the wrong comment section for a second 😂

    • @yareyaredaze6059
      @yareyaredaze6059 5 років тому +60

      Assassin Bug: Oh. Im a giant hornet but wor- wait is that a human
      *_Pulls out Links Master Sword_*

  • @abijayblanc5929
    @abijayblanc5929 5 років тому +3282

    Wasp: is that a human???
    Human walks in
    Wasp: "observe!" (Takes the knife out) I'm dead 😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @CraftyTeo
      @CraftyTeo 5 років тому +16

      and now, so is he

    • @fymnoj1737
      @fymnoj1737 5 років тому +9

      Didnt even notice the knife at first

    • @Zay_Lo
      @Zay_Lo 5 років тому +5

      You ded oh shit did a wasp kill you. One killed me.

    • @baepsae6502
      @baepsae6502 5 років тому +1

      Lol

  • @Kvasir-thewise1
    @Kvasir-thewise1 5 років тому +3935

    "Hi, im a mosquito, and ive killed more people than hitler and Stalin combined"

    • @supremeshrek8096
      @supremeshrek8096 5 років тому +8

      Ooooofo mode

    • @thangfahsavung9120
      @thangfahsavung9120 5 років тому +53

      One mosquito can birth 500 mosquitoes. I'll zap them I'll zap them all

    • @bobiiy909
      @bobiiy909 5 років тому +1

      THOUSANDTH LIKE

    • @doomdoom7427
      @doomdoom7427 5 років тому +7

      Eze&Yare Dominguez It was just a joke lad.

    • @Sol17Opacus
      @Sol17Opacus 5 років тому +9

      Mosquitos aren't really killing those humans though. Plasmodium microbes that were living in the mosquitos' stomachs are the real murderers.

  • @InitiallySaint222
    @InitiallySaint222 2 роки тому +2

    I was chased by a wasp from my house all to way to my neighborhood park. all I could think while running was this video. Man i hate wasp. lol

  • @leavill1209
    @leavill1209 5 років тому +3706

    “I CAN KEEP STINGING!”
    Lmaooo this was hilarious, Wasps are evil

    • @pugthedevito8685
      @pugthedevito8685 5 років тому +8

      Leomary Villaman the “666 likes” is a confirmation of Wasp being despicable beings...

    • @basslayer000
      @basslayer000 5 років тому

      😂🤣

    • @cherylgrey4044
      @cherylgrey4044 5 років тому +4

      1 k people liked this yet know one realized that wasps don’t sting, they bite

    • @Wick291
      @Wick291 5 років тому +8

      Cheryl Grey They sting AND bite dummy. 🙄🙄🙄

    • @kekkfa1281
      @kekkfa1281 5 років тому

      @@Wick291 that was rude