If insects had to introduce themselves.

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  • Yea so they're basically just organic killing machines.
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  • @KTA1sVidsandFacts
    @KTA1sVidsandFacts 5 років тому +29129

    "Bee, is Wasp your cousin or something?"
    "No. I've never met this man in my life."

    • @alphalupus7527
      @alphalupus7527 5 років тому +1829

      *When you got that one crazy cousin so you act like you don’t know him*

    • @Los_HermanitosCruz
      @Los_HermanitosCruz 5 років тому +110

      Haha

    • @dilara1442
      @dilara1442 5 років тому +465

      He's adopted

    • @franjacobs2025
      @franjacobs2025 5 років тому +115

      I cAN SEE THAT IMAGE

    • @franjacobs2025
      @franjacobs2025 5 років тому +53

      민정05 I mean i can see the meme:
      I have never met this man in my lifw

  • @cattorresny
    @cattorresny 4 роки тому +6466

    “I’m the reason flowers have mixed babies” -Bee

    • @emmanuelgonzalez7474
      @emmanuelgonzalez7474 4 роки тому +12

      bee

    • @cattorresny
      @cattorresny 4 роки тому +23

      mimi mimi blind dating among plants 🌱 🐝
      Mystery flavor skittles among plants 🌱🐝
      The “you two make a good couple” among plants 🌱🐝
      lol, bees are awesome.

    • @hadbetterdays8118
      @hadbetterdays8118 4 роки тому +14

      mimi which is why I love them they don't judge by pollen race

    • @DatDarkDragon
      @DatDarkDragon 4 роки тому +5

      The jazz music helps too

    • @TheMiliPro
      @TheMiliPro Місяць тому +1

      Bey-Bees!

  • @theclonecollector9245
    @theclonecollector9245 4 роки тому +11487

    Mosquito was scheduled to show up but was slapped to death on the way there.

    • @Aerochalklate
      @Aerochalklate 4 роки тому +120

      The Great and Mighty Gabe reminds me of one punch man

    • @maggiehoffman6694
      @maggiehoffman6694 4 роки тому +13

      H a h a

    • @rhaegal5650
      @rhaegal5650 4 роки тому +31

      Rightly so

    • @adyatma1
      @adyatma1 4 роки тому +116

      At least he got an applause before its death

    • @CoastalKite
      @CoastalKite 4 роки тому +23

      Dang. This comment came in late but came in clutch. This is GOLD

  • @EggIncorporated
    @EggIncorporated 2 роки тому +2664

    Fly: Cleans up
    Ant: Works
    Bee: Pollenates
    Wasp: Self Offense and psychopathy

    • @kennedylemon5837
      @kennedylemon5837 2 роки тому +92

      Hornets: black Air Force energy 24/7

    • @kds0314
      @kds0314 Рік тому +47

      Spiders: *EAT*

    • @pinecone3334
      @pinecone3334 Рік тому +72

      Self Offense 😂

    • @YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe
      @YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe Рік тому

      @@pinecone3334 SELF FUCKING OFFENSE.

    • @velara314
      @velara314 Рік тому +18

      ants actually clean too. if you leave food out that they eat they will help get rid of it for you

  • @defenestratorofsouls4266
    @defenestratorofsouls4266 5 років тому +37066

    "be careful around those flowers though"
    >venus fly trap flashbacks

    • @JoshuaBLowery
      @JoshuaBLowery 5 років тому +706

      Finally, someone else noticed!

    • @rachelboyd5820
      @rachelboyd5820 5 років тому +245

      😂😂😂 glad I wasn't the only one

    • @Jordaegreen
      @Jordaegreen 5 років тому +80

      Yes 😂😂😂

    • @damonbrown1065
      @damonbrown1065 5 років тому +112

      Immediately what came to mind to lol.

    • @G__Corbo
      @G__Corbo 5 років тому +74

      I was going to comment this if no one else did😂

  • @KEiVYXX
    @KEiVYXX 5 років тому +15926

    "Ay dat wasp kinda big"
    "Dat wasp is HUGE"
    *"IT'S COMING FOR MEEEEE"*

  • @andrewTVF
    @andrewTVF 5 років тому +17408

    Wasp: "I like to hurt people"
    *music intensifies*

    • @AT-vq9kr
      @AT-vq9kr 5 років тому +142

      Funniest part of his sketches lol

    • @mistajaeger742
      @mistajaeger742 5 років тому +74

      What's the source of that sound effect

    • @TheBackupUp
      @TheBackupUp 5 років тому +25

      *que the horror music*

    • @sultanhanga
      @sultanhanga 5 років тому +23

      That WAZP IS HUGE

    • @luckqm2040
      @luckqm2040 5 років тому +4

      Lol

  • @alexroberson4454
    @alexroberson4454 2 роки тому +6915

    I like how there's always extra emphasis on "doodoo water"

    • @infnitvlt618
      @infnitvlt618 2 роки тому +272

      "just not like, literal *DOODOO WATER*"

    • @r5ndom551
      @r5ndom551 2 роки тому +38

      Can't stop laughing at that

    • @superboyeditz
      @superboyeditz 2 роки тому +18

      Same lol!!😂

    • @namesurname9668
      @namesurname9668 Рік тому +12

      Well. Maybe to highlight how some people like eating disgusting crap, pun intended. Like literal. Doodoo. They still have a place in this lovecraftian world.

    • @rb4632
      @rb4632 Рік тому

      same 🤣🤣

  • @nifty6970
    @nifty6970 5 років тому +7801

    Trash: *exists*
    Fly: _Allow us to introduce ourselves_

  • @idrinkgarri
    @idrinkgarri 5 років тому +26673

    Spider: hey guys, sorry I’m la-
    Caleb: Get ouuuuuttttttt

    • @theduckman8137
      @theduckman8137 5 років тому +83

      Lol and caterpillet

    • @nocturne.nocturnal
      @nocturne.nocturnal 5 років тому +367

      Not an insect though

    • @NokoCocoa
      @NokoCocoa 5 років тому +191

      Centipede: Ay man, am I earl-
      Caleb: *GeT oUtTtTtTtTtTtTt!*

    • @pyraswolf4263
      @pyraswolf4263 5 років тому +150

      Spiders actually like don't harm people unless you like attack it, and they keep the insect population down.... if im not wrong.

    • @metalraverjpg9398
      @metalraverjpg9398 5 років тому +281

      @@pyraswolf4263 I mean that's exactly why they dont want spiders there

  • @Jackieism
    @Jackieism 5 років тому +9432

    *zooms in on mouth* "Litteral, doo doo water." - Fly

    • @tigerman5090
      @tigerman5090 5 років тому +3

      😂

    • @ccgzz
      @ccgzz 5 років тому +2

      Yw for 2k💀

    • @N1SPECIAL
      @N1SPECIAL 5 років тому +32

      Literal*

    • @redviper57
      @redviper57 5 років тому +6

      I too watched the video

    • @bigtoe3788
      @bigtoe3788 5 років тому +1

      redviper57 sadly I did not

  • @helariousjay1303
    @helariousjay1303 Рік тому +441

    The fact that he told the bee to be careful around the flowers cuz previously one got eaten by a Venus fly trap 😂

    • @AraCrimson
      @AraCrimson Рік тому +18

      Was waiting for this comment

    • @WeOutcheaMane
      @WeOutcheaMane 8 місяців тому +5

      I actually didn’t get That so ty

  • @Woogiezs
    @Woogiezs 5 років тому +5423

    *"Literal doodoo water."* once said the fly

    • @michemllejones586
      @michemllejones586 5 років тому +14

      @@randomdude9135 lol yes

    • @Woogiezs
      @Woogiezs 5 років тому +2

      @@randomdude9135 he said doodoo water lol

    • @Woogiezs
      @Woogiezs 5 років тому

      @@randomdude9135 idj

    • @Woogiezs
      @Woogiezs 5 років тому

      Idk*

    • @macihamby238
      @macihamby238 4 роки тому +1

      I was so satisfied when I found out I was the 2,900th like 🥰 good comment though!!

  • @DeathWishRED
    @DeathWishRED 5 років тому +13129

    If insects had shoes Wasps would wear black air force 1s.

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 4 роки тому +3258

    Wasps: "I also like to bite the heads off of bees and eat their children."

    • @deathserpent9747
      @deathserpent9747 4 роки тому +101

      Asian Giant Hornet: *That* but with more bees

    • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
      @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 4 роки тому +62

      DeathSerpent ah yes, the Satan bug

    • @deathserpent9747
      @deathserpent9747 4 роки тому +29

      @@dank_smirk2ndchannel200 if he was to do arachnids the spiders would have to all be female but be ratchet af. Then theres the one male that dont wanna be there

    • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
      @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 4 роки тому +12

      DeathSerpent that could also work for mantids. In fact, why not a video about the craziest bugs?

    • @calvinmcnair9553
      @calvinmcnair9553 4 роки тому +4

      Bees will jump these hornets

  • @TheNightWatcher1385
    @TheNightWatcher1385 Рік тому +356

    Fun fact, some species of wasps/hornets can recognize specific human faces and will attack you again if you escape and they find you. They literally hold grudges.

    • @BoricuaKelfa
      @BoricuaKelfa 9 місяців тому +64

      some hornets have strong generational memory. if their Descendants see you, they will continue the beef.

    • @Sharpteeth32
      @Sharpteeth32 7 місяців тому +21

      ​@@BoricuaKelfa What the fuck?

    • @LeumazDnazor
      @LeumazDnazor 7 місяців тому +14

      ​@@BoricuaKelfaHaha that's a joke right.......RIGHT?!

    • @inablackout1539
      @inablackout1539 7 місяців тому +10

      Imagine looking like someone who wronged a wasp or hornet

    • @sheninehairston5904
      @sheninehairston5904 6 місяців тому +27

      True! My husband got attacked and stung 72 times. Doctor told him he can't go back to the yard for 60 days because they would remember him and attack him again

  • @smolmishka609
    @smolmishka609 5 років тому +5554

    Wasp: I'm a wasp
    Me: *get chills down my spine*

    • @brunobucciarati6155
      @brunobucciarati6155 5 років тому +30

      Hetalia...I see you're also a human of culture. :3

    • @Thereal_squidd
      @Thereal_squidd 5 років тому

      Impressive

    • @furiousmagician5912
      @furiousmagician5912 5 років тому +2

      @NataliaLOVESHetalia why do i see hetalia everywhere

    • @KuperSpyronicStudios
      @KuperSpyronicStudios 5 років тому +5

      Me: *why do I hear boss music*

    • @LoveInYellow
      @LoveInYellow 5 років тому +3

      SEND SHIVERS DOWN ME SPINE. BODY'S ACHING ALL THE TIME (get the reference now everybody)

  • @soap8486
    @soap8486 5 років тому +6680

    “I like to hurt people.” -Wasp

    • @sammitchellchannel8944
      @sammitchellchannel8944 5 років тому +21

      You make me sick -some dude with a owl mask

    • @alexakemmann88
      @alexakemmann88 5 років тому +4

      Truth!

    • @soap8486
      @soap8486 5 років тому +7

      Sophie Howard Omg. That must have been really scary. Is he doing okay now??

    • @notwelcome2452
      @notwelcome2452 5 років тому +2

      @Sophie Howard nice

    • @loh9287
      @loh9287 5 років тому +4

      That's deep

  • @Hyacinthfall
    @Hyacinthfall 4 роки тому +44469

    Cockroach: Everybody gangsta until I start flying.

    • @rando8272
      @rando8272 4 роки тому +1689

      that's realll

    • @azureblue.567
      @azureblue.567 4 роки тому +1109

      Wish he added that now lol

    • @RainbowFlowerCrow
      @RainbowFlowerCrow 4 роки тому +1761

      Oh fuck no.. have you ever seen one of those giving birth?! I never used so much lysol in my life..

    • @et9200
      @et9200 4 роки тому +153

      haaahahahaa

    • @30klips
      @30klips 4 роки тому +88

      ong

  • @Blueblackfire
    @Blueblackfire Рік тому +32

    I love how the fly just happens to be on the wall 😆

  • @toosiie
    @toosiie 5 років тому +6804

    "Wasn't there supposed to be a spider..." "ON MY LARVA, NO" lmao

  • @kurikokuri
    @kurikokuri 4 роки тому +4480

    mosquito: i'm like a vampire, but nobodies romantically interested in me

    • @MK-fd5vy
      @MK-fd5vy 4 роки тому +123

      Oh so you haven't seen One Punch Man?

    • @a.a.o.t-1213
      @a.a.o.t-1213 4 роки тому +47

      M K
      Oh god stop

    • @premasafar7813
      @premasafar7813 4 роки тому +64

      @@MK-fd5vy A man of culture

    • @sprish1
      @sprish1 4 роки тому +2

      SkylarSpade you like skits like caleb? Then you should check me out! I make skits like this! You won’t be disappointed!

    • @buneco05
      @buneco05 4 роки тому +7

      And I spread a lot of deadly diseases

  • @romusa10
    @romusa10 4 роки тому +6653

    "Most of the time it was self defense, right?"
    *NOP*

    • @cryezen
      @cryezen 4 роки тому +45

      *nop*

    • @donovan2723
      @donovan2723 4 роки тому +21

      I can attest.
      Just got stung in my arm while watching TV in bed. Just chilling! I wasn't even moving. Made me think of this video! Damn useless animals haha.

    • @romusa10
      @romusa10 4 роки тому +13

      @@donovan2723 yeah wasp basicaly just nature's bully 🤣

    • @hayoumad8775
      @hayoumad8775 4 роки тому +4

      *wow*

    • @donovan2723
      @donovan2723 4 роки тому +11

      @@xiondavis969 Wow. Never got flamed so much for hating on wasps.

  • @keroero
    @keroero 2 роки тому +251

    i like the fact that he said "i don't spread too much pollen really" because while wasps aren't known to pollinate as much as bees do they still do indeed pollinate.

    • @pathetic2399
      @pathetic2399 8 місяців тому +4

      Well, as you quoted, he didn’t say they don’t pollinate at all, and if you Google it, it says that they are less efficient at pollinating flowers than bees, so what he said wasn’t wrong lol

    • @messinalyle4030
      @messinalyle4030 4 місяці тому +6

      Wasps and hornets are also part of the clean-up crew, like flies. Particularly around late summer, early autumn, wasps crave protein, so around this time of year they show up on my porch in numbers almost as high as flies when I feed the cats. Wasps earn their place in our ecosystem, but that doesn't stop them from being assholes.

  • @cjwhite7801
    @cjwhite7801 5 років тому +10292

    “I’m the reason that flowers have mixed babies” 😂😂

    • @skylerstone2797
      @skylerstone2797 5 років тому +37

      Was looking for this comment

    • @moxygirlhey
      @moxygirlhey 5 років тому +67

      Like the milkman

    • @moxygirlhey
      @moxygirlhey 5 років тому +8

      Rumman47 not exactly

    • @moxygirlhey
      @moxygirlhey 5 років тому +35

      Rumman47 it’s just an old joke. Like to say you’re the mailman’s kid or something. Or when kids would come out mixed they would say things like a service man fathered the child. You know what I mean ☺️

    • @notsour1023
      @notsour1023 5 років тому +1

      I also watched the video

  • @Trinity-wm8sm
    @Trinity-wm8sm 5 років тому +22144

    let's just appreciate the 'fly on the wall' joke

    • @alphalupus7527
      @alphalupus7527 5 років тому +213

      @The Legendary UA-cam Commenter he's leaning on the wall

    • @QuestionableLogic_
      @QuestionableLogic_ 5 років тому +460

      @@alphalupus7527 yes, thank you for explaining the joke further.

    • @jarmonjohnson
      @jarmonjohnson 5 років тому +191

      This dudes videos have levels to them.

    • @yareyaredaze6059
      @yareyaredaze6059 5 років тому +85

      What the hell is this
      "Fly on the wall"
      Joke?

    • @AuraQueenDraconis
      @AuraQueenDraconis 5 років тому +325

      @@yareyaredaze6059 There is a term in English called "fly on the wall" which usually refers to people who eavesdrop. The definition is, "an unnoticed observer of a particular situation"

  • @JL-xf4mh
    @JL-xf4mh 5 років тому +24146

    I wake up in the morning, I got murder on my mind -Wasp

    • @kirstinebach4235
      @kirstinebach4235 5 років тому +683

      Yellow strips on my body I got murder on my mind

    • @Zantill
      @Zantill 5 років тому +252

      @@kirstinebach4235 AK47, MAC-11, Glocks, and 9's

    • @wx..
      @wx.. 5 років тому +24

      Yospy ass

    • @cra2ypancake265
      @cra2ypancake265 5 років тому +14

      Hey man.

    • @draic890
      @draic890 5 років тому +40

      I wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy

  • @cakeisavegatable
    @cakeisavegatable Рік тому +103

    00:00:06 The fact that the fly is on the wall made me burst out laughing 😂. This man is talented

    • @zvmation2780
      @zvmation2780 Рік тому +2

      00:00:00:06

    • @RyanGFC
      @RyanGFC Рік тому +2

      00:00:00 00:00:00:06

    • @LeumazDnazor
      @LeumazDnazor 7 місяців тому +1

      00:00:00 00:00:00 00:00:00 00:00:00 00:00:06

    • @kurxeyyシ
      @kurxeyyシ 6 місяців тому

      00:00:00:00:00

    • @WDYMIMDED
      @WDYMIMDED 6 місяців тому +2

      You didn’t need that much zeros brah but pop off

  • @fool8003
    @fool8003 5 років тому +2197

    Wasp: i like to hurt people.
    Me: **looks around the room for a wasp**

    • @oneminuteyt
      @oneminuteyt 4 роки тому +1

      Lol 2k likes and no comments?

    • @davidbruce8251
      @davidbruce8251 4 роки тому +1

      Htf does this only have 1 comment over a 1 year span?

    • @viinvinn
      @viinvinn 4 роки тому

      Well then, this is a sad reply section.

  • @olorcain
    @olorcain 5 років тому +3481

    "I'm the reason flowers have mixed babies" 😂😂😂

  • @riseoftourniquet
    @riseoftourniquet 5 років тому +2753

    I was expecting to see a mosquito too but that could be an awkward conversation lol

    • @thatmilk3655
      @thatmilk3655 5 років тому +205

      bayonettafan001 Yo have y’all ever tasted blood? It’s low key real good. Pretty expensive though. Ya gotta give people malaria and shit

    • @ynln5080
      @ynln5080 5 років тому +44

      I like to succ...
      Sorry I’ll leave

    • @vulixee
      @vulixee 5 років тому +13

      bUt-
      what if they’re male?

    • @Jackaxed
      @Jackaxed 4 роки тому +29

      mosquito: i'm like a vampire, but i don't have any other powers and i'm never sexy

    • @devinlin89
      @devinlin89 4 роки тому +10

      Mosquitoes are the worst

  • @tonyg9775
    @tonyg9775 Рік тому +85

    The worst part is if you kill a wasp they send out pheromones that alert nearby wasps that they died. So you kill one and two more come. They’re like a real life hydra

  • @sforseventh4100
    @sforseventh4100 5 років тому +16246

    Everybody gangsta, till the wasp fly in

    • @suneater7281
      @suneater7281 5 років тому +375

      This is facts big men turn into little girls when the wasps pull up

    • @suneater7281
      @suneater7281 5 років тому +210

      @Joel Michael Croes u a real gangsta

    • @notareallin620
      @notareallin620 5 років тому +161

      @Joel Michael Croes boi you kiddin me? Who gonna crush a wasp nest with them bare hands?
      Hell no!
      Irma came round and got rid of wasps for about a year. I couldn't find a single one for all that time. I could actually go through the bush and come out unscathed.
      Now I'm terrified. Because they're back.

    • @notareallin620
      @notareallin620 5 років тому +21

      @Joel Michael Croes holy shit, that guy's hands are made of cement. *shivers.
      Have you ever been stung by a wasp twice in the span of a second?
      That was me as a kid. Hoppin along my merry way with my cousins... then *bbzt*
      Went from by back to the side of my face. As a six year old, it traumatized me.
      Tbh, i was hoping they had been purged from my tiny island, but i guess not.
      Ant bites, i can take. Wasp stings are a solid 'hell no!' for me.

    • @notareallin620
      @notareallin620 5 років тому +14

      @Joel Michael Croes Your skin thick! I see a wasp i start swinging whatever i have at it! Last time it was my laundry.

  • @ichstehehinterdir1703
    @ichstehehinterdir1703 4 роки тому +6543

    Spider: Everybody gangsta until they don’t see me anymore.

  • @metachrist723
    @metachrist723 2 роки тому +36

    The way he zoomed in on his mouth when he said "literal doodoo water" had me in stitches

  • @MiloMcCarthyMusic
    @MiloMcCarthyMusic 5 років тому +5122

    “It’s just self defense tho ri-
    *NOPE*

    • @chydestewart6146
      @chydestewart6146 5 років тому +9

      As soon as I read ur comment it played on the video and I almost spitted my entire drink out 😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 5 років тому

      when girls be on their period:

    • @Rogue777
      @Rogue777 5 років тому

      Milø 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Rogue777
      @Rogue777 5 років тому +2

      Milø *I’ll go out of my way to do it* 💀😂

    • @paris9944
      @paris9944 5 років тому

      Chyde Stewart spat*

  • @myyurplelis1898
    @myyurplelis1898 5 років тому +3644

    Wasp: ...I don't do nothin'... I see somebody, and I'mma hurt 'em.
    Every other insect: Who invited him again?

    • @autisticduck3071
      @autisticduck3071 5 років тому +21

      Centipede:I did friend (:

    • @Gabrong
      @Gabrong 5 років тому +16

      I have just realised, the US military is a wasp

    • @justrandomperson1550
      @justrandomperson1550 5 років тому +18

      Mosquito: *in the corner* I don’t know- totally totally.

    • @mozail1388
      @mozail1388 5 років тому +2

      I came across this comment right when i he said it

    • @ghostchamploo5052
      @ghostchamploo5052 5 років тому

      @@Gabrong ???

  • @Manthis
    @Manthis 5 років тому +2107

    Me: Takes a step
    Wasp: *Are you challenging me?*

  • @p3ter9000
    @p3ter9000 2 роки тому +9

    "Fly on the wall" is a great subtle joke

  • @hypemynizzle
    @hypemynizzle 5 років тому +2036

    Kid: *Getting beat*
    Parent: *MOVE YA HAND OUT THE WAY!*

  • @jamie6506
    @jamie6506 5 років тому +75377

    A wasp is just a bee with none of the benefits and a weapon upgrade.

  • @fraistey9207
    @fraistey9207 5 років тому +3260

    Wasp wears black air forces.

    • @Christian-jv4pc
      @Christian-jv4pc 5 років тому +19

      Damn i was gonna comment this 😔🤘

    • @Zackmod23
      @Zackmod23 5 років тому +22

      Lmao i commented the same thing 20 hours ago and got no likes 😔

    • @kingtony7701
      @kingtony7701 5 років тому +7

      What's wrong with black air forces? I wear then shits boi

    • @daylonbouye8569
      @daylonbouye8569 5 років тому +10

      @@kingtony7701 it's a supreme dreams joke. You should watch it

    • @LexDashP
      @LexDashP 5 років тому +43

      KingTony lmao the joke is niggas that wear black air forces love to fight and will pop off for no reason 😂😂😂

  • @unicornman147
    @unicornman147 4 місяці тому +5

    The zoom in on the mouth at "DOO DOO WATER" really pulls it all together.

  • @mika.odiella1094
    @mika.odiella1094 4 роки тому +5360

    Wasp: I like to hurt people
    People: *nervious sweating*

    • @tommyoliver166
      @tommyoliver166 4 роки тому +25

      @b. b. He meant nervous

    • @synxbruh123
      @synxbruh123 4 роки тому +18

      Kid named people: 😐😨

    • @Blade.5786
      @Blade.5786 4 роки тому +7

      @@mutantmunstercheese1 Fuck that,I couldn't enter my balcony for 6 months because of them. Eventually the rain washed them away tho...

    • @luislazotheoof
      @luislazotheoof 4 роки тому +2

      Ah yes, I too feel *nervious* sometimes.

    • @tonyrobinson9354
      @tonyrobinson9354 4 роки тому +2

      That vocabulary is immaculate bruh😂

  • @lordslamzer1403
    @lordslamzer1403 5 років тому +4946

    I feel like this was the product of a wasp encounter

    • @simondesanta5774
      @simondesanta5774 5 років тому +22

      @Lord Slamzer how are there no replies a 1.3 k liked comment now 1.8

    • @vincev4630
      @vincev4630 5 років тому +8

      @@simondesanta5774 - Sounds like something you'd expect from a deadpool profile picture..

    • @vincev4630
      @vincev4630 5 років тому +2

      @@simondesanta5774 - Ah, the deadpool profile pic finally gets it and edits his own post. Great work sir!

    • @vincev4630
      @vincev4630 5 років тому +9

      @@simondesanta5774 - How edgy and original. My apologies for being an inconvinence *tips fedora* Good day...🎩

    • @HH-bb2cy
      @HH-bb2cy 5 років тому +1

      @@vincev4630 -o k-

  • @katiev5281
    @katiev5281 4 роки тому +4220

    “I sure most of the time it’s just self defense, right?”
    Wasp: NOPE

    • @p.r.i.e.s.t5883
      @p.r.i.e.s.t5883 4 роки тому +27

      😂 nigga said it quick 2

    • @ItzJustRene
      @ItzJustRene 4 роки тому +26

      He straight said " that wasp is huge and is coming for mEEE "

    • @sprish1
      @sprish1 4 роки тому +2

      Katie Vogt you like skits like caleb? Then you should check me out! I make skits like this! You won’t be disappointed!

    • @willcardenas1579
      @willcardenas1579 4 роки тому +1

      @@sprish1 want to know the difference between you and him hes not "like caleb" no he is caleb stop imitating him and self promoting in his comments

    • @sprish1
      @sprish1 4 роки тому

      Will Cárdenas if you would watch one, you would know that its a combination between many creators. Stfu

  • @smile--
    @smile-- 2 роки тому +63

    "I'm a wasp, and I like to hurt people 😈 I like it"

  • @iisavahiyou4678
    @iisavahiyou4678 5 років тому +1220

    "Why's he still going on?"
    Wasp: "I like- I like hurtin-"

  • @YouArentSlick
    @YouArentSlick 5 років тому +4132

    The “fly on the wall” joke is appreciated

    • @hylianro
      @hylianro 5 років тому +7

      998 like

    • @kingbushry8901
      @kingbushry8901 5 років тому +3

      I hate people who beg for likes to be in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office on Monday and Tuesday and Thursday at least im the same thing is this song 😂💀 I am 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @changiskhan4618
      @changiskhan4618 5 років тому

      Where?

    • @YouArentSlick
      @YouArentSlick 5 років тому +24

      Changis Khan 0:05 “let’s start with you, on the wall”

    • @popckyy
      @popckyy 5 років тому

      @@kingbushry8901 what

  • @dangeroussneeze66
    @dangeroussneeze66 5 років тому +1814

    Wasp cracked me up!! “Why is he still going?”

  • @durnieryoung3301
    @durnieryoung3301 2 роки тому +42

    PTSD 😭 "Move your hand out the way" -my mom beating my ass

    • @BatmanisBatman
      @BatmanisBatman 2 роки тому +5

      LMAO right this gave me some bad flashbacks

    • @Ileroi
      @Ileroi 6 місяців тому +2

      Abuse of children is never okay. Im sorry you had to go through that.

    • @incognito8907
      @incognito8907 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Ileroi education

  • @227blackmagic
    @227blackmagic 3 роки тому +5160

    "I CAN KEEP STINGING" lol by far their worst trait

    • @atari9477
      @atari9477 3 роки тому +178

      Even when they're dead they can sting you lmao

    • @foncywoolsocksiii923
      @foncywoolsocksiii923 3 роки тому +127

      Yeah, they'll keep stinging. And those mothereffers bite as well, which imo, hurts worse.

    • @ihaveyourfamilyhostage8811
      @ihaveyourfamilyhostage8811 3 роки тому +44

      @@atari9477 yea, that happened to me. i was sitting on the trampoline and i wasnt looking about where i was putting my hand down so it just stung the bottom of my middle finger. it hurt.

    • @genera1013
      @genera1013 3 роки тому +27

      @@atari9477 Happened to me as a kid. I was in the pool, and it floated over and just got me in the back. So glad I'm not allergic.

    • @protolouge6876
      @protolouge6876 3 роки тому +10

      @@ihaveyourfamilyhostage8811 hurt* because hurted ain’t a word just a heads up.

  • @saulodiaz2569
    @saulodiaz2569 4 роки тому +3456

    ''Be careful around those flowers, I heard they... ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵇᵉ ᶜʳᵃᶻʸ''

  • @quensij4198
    @quensij4198 5 років тому +4988

    " That wasp is kinda big.... That wasp is HUGE!... It's coming for MEEEEE 😭!"😂😂

  • @Ajax1063
    @Ajax1063 Місяць тому +1

    😂😂😂 This is one of the best skits ever! ❤ I come back even after years from time to time just to rewatch this, that's how good it is.

  • @elias_xp95
    @elias_xp95 5 років тому +9833

    "I'm the reason flowers have mixed babies"
    I'm dead 😂😂😂

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 5 років тому +200

      @Lisa Jones Cross Pollination.

    • @isthatsoulking1394
      @isthatsoulking1394 5 років тому +6

      Britbong I don’t get it

    • @sadanaabdallah4935
      @sadanaabdallah4935 5 років тому +35

      Yo be careful with those flowers they could---

    • @corey938
      @corey938 5 років тому +42

      @Lisa Jones learn what cross pollination is

    • @corey938
      @corey938 5 років тому +51

      @Lisa Jones he said I'm the reason why flowers have mixed babies, cross pollination is taking one species pollination and giving it to another, a so called mixed baby will be made

  • @Fulllife3.2
    @Fulllife3.2 4 роки тому +7379

    Cockroach: Hey guys, i think i'm late to th-
    Everyone: GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!

    • @Tired_Coffee
      @Tired_Coffee 4 роки тому +137

      I read that in Caleb's voice lol

    • @amcc4418
      @amcc4418 4 роки тому +73

      Shouldn't half life 2 be full life 1?

    • @maybeoptify
      @maybeoptify 4 роки тому +46

      @@amcc4418 this is completely unrelated to the video but holy shit you right

    • @lonttugamer2939
      @lonttugamer2939 4 роки тому +12

      @@maybeoptify yeah, he was talking bout this guys profile name

    • @nobodywatchesnooby
      @nobodywatchesnooby 4 роки тому +4

      Spider: Hey guys!

  • @mathwtajhtks
    @mathwtajhtks 4 роки тому +2616

    Wasp: is that a human
    Human: “ITS HUGE, and it’s coming FOR ME”

  • @Argumemnon
    @Argumemnon 10 місяців тому +1

    "Careful around those flowers, though."
    Yeah, we all saw that.

  • @KierraHannon
    @KierraHannon 5 років тому +3604

    "It'S CoMiNg fOr mE!" The pure terror in his voice cracks me up every time

    • @alexsalas01
      @alexsalas01 5 років тому +1

      Kierra Hannon Subscribe to my channel !!

    • @klaudyd1552
      @klaudyd1552 5 років тому +16

      I'm in tears because of that line

    • @Sissifya
      @Sissifya 5 років тому +11

      I watch this video over and over again for that one line. Lol

    • @manuelx379
      @manuelx379 5 років тому +7

      @@alexsalas01 nah I'm good

    • @ashez5583
      @ashez5583 5 років тому +5

      its COMin for ME!!

  • @crunchyy5448
    @crunchyy5448 5 років тому +6150

    Wasp: *Exists*
    Human: Why do I hear boss music?

    • @762demon
      @762demon 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @valsioncustom
      @valsioncustom 5 років тому +22

      @Silence4101 I see that Part 5 Reference.

    • @Agus-mw9tw
      @Agus-mw9tw 5 років тому +4

      Im the 420 like hell yeah im worthless

    • @الفضلآلجمعة
      @الفضلآلجمعة 5 років тому +29

      @Silence4101
      Wasp: *spreads legs and rushes towards the human's face*
      Human: *stops the attack by holding the wasp's legs* "Why did the piano stop?"
      Wasp: "HAHAHA, you fell for it! Thunder cross split attack!"

    • @just_a_strange_traveler
      @just_a_strange_traveler 5 років тому +8

      Kid: grabs hose
      Ant colony: why do we hear boss music
      Kid: Cuz I'm big & you're small😈
      It's an ant bully reference

  • @cateredtick9316
    @cateredtick9316 5 років тому +4992

    "hE's ComINg fOr mEEe!" Bro I died lmao

  • @jazzie_wolf
    @jazzie_wolf 7 місяців тому +5

    This video still loves rent free in my head

  • @a_confused_cat4704
    @a_confused_cat4704 5 років тому +8691

    "I'm a wasp and I like to hurt people." as it said that the lights in my room flickered

  • @faeriiecorpse
    @faeriiecorpse 5 років тому +3724

    “that wasp is huge!..”
    **a few seconds later**
    IT’S COMING FOR *M E E E*

    • @mijisho6846
      @mijisho6846 5 років тому +16

      😂😂😂

    • @gooze9368
      @gooze9368 5 років тому +48

      It's like we watched the same video

    • @Unlimited-D-Works
      @Unlimited-D-Works 5 років тому +6

      YANNI wow such as creative comment. It’s almost as if we watched the same video.

    • @Jugobox25
      @Jugobox25 5 років тому +7

      @@faeriiecorpse Doesn't it also cost $0.00 to be an asshole to someone?? I think man's got a right to call you out on being repetitive

    • @darewestallen
      @darewestallen 5 років тому

      Lol

  • @mottplay
    @mottplay 5 років тому +2316

    "wait wasn't there supposed to be a spider here"
    *"oh my LARVA no"*

    • @DavidRealMusic
      @DavidRealMusic 5 років тому +24

      "On my larva no"

    • @1nkt1tan1
      @1nkt1tan1 5 років тому +7

      No there arachnids

    • @AlyssaADUB1D
      @AlyssaADUB1D 5 років тому +2

      I was looking for this comment 😂😂

    • @1nkt1tan1
      @1nkt1tan1 5 років тому

      @_mxmi sarcasm lol. I'm not.

    • @jasonsmith1896
      @jasonsmith1896 5 років тому +2

      Dat killed the whole video i was died laughin

  • @zestnut
    @zestnut 2 роки тому +8

    “it’s coming for MEEEE”😭😭

  • @leavill1209
    @leavill1209 5 років тому +3706

    “I CAN KEEP STINGING!”
    Lmaooo this was hilarious, Wasps are evil

    • @pugthedevito8685
      @pugthedevito8685 5 років тому +8

      Leomary Villaman the “666 likes” is a confirmation of Wasp being despicable beings...

    • @basslayer000
      @basslayer000 5 років тому

      😂🤣

    • @cherylgrey4044
      @cherylgrey4044 5 років тому +4

      1 k people liked this yet know one realized that wasps don’t sting, they bite

    • @Wick291
      @Wick291 5 років тому +8

      Cheryl Grey They sting AND bite dummy. 🙄🙄🙄

    • @kekkfa1281
      @kekkfa1281 5 років тому

      @@Wick291 that was rude

  • @hermes7690
    @hermes7690 5 років тому +2108

    Human: That wasp REALLY BIG......
    Human:It'S CoMiNg FoR mE

  • @zander913
    @zander913 5 років тому +9264

    “ be careful around those flowers they be crazy “ He’s talking about the Venus flytrap video ain’t he

    • @therealmadmaz
      @therealmadmaz 5 років тому +60

      yea

    • @arielramirez9228
      @arielramirez9228 5 років тому +198

      Only real fans understood that joke

    • @afro4361
      @afro4361 5 років тому +11

      Yee

    • @lastbaratheon8043
      @lastbaratheon8043 5 років тому +3

      Yup

    • @j-rox8551
      @j-rox8551 5 років тому +15

      Zander douse anybody know the type of Adidas jumper the wasp is wearing? Thing I'd 🔥🔥 I wanna order that. A response would be appreciated

  • @leovalenzuela8368
    @leovalenzuela8368 Рік тому +7

    One of the greatest sketches of all time.

  • @christinahamilton7676
    @christinahamilton7676 4 роки тому +1874

    "Ants, they made a movie about y'all."
    They also made a movie about bees.

    • @Storiaron
      @Storiaron 4 роки тому +42

      They made THE movie about them

    • @crystalsmith5062
      @crystalsmith5062 4 роки тому +5

      And it was a bad movie

    • @yabe5094
      @yabe5094 4 роки тому +27

      Ya like jazz

    • @crystalsmith5062
      @crystalsmith5062 4 роки тому +8

      @@yabe5094 I can't believe they made a whole movie about bees trying to date a human, killing all the flowers, making a girl in love with a bee talking about suicide, and bringing back all the flowers. It's so ridiculously bad!

    • @yabe5094
      @yabe5094 4 роки тому +5

      Crystal Smith man I don‘t care what you think! I loved that movie

  • @eastsidero3630
    @eastsidero3630 5 років тому +4561

    "Aye that wasp kinda big"
    "THat wasp is HUGE"
    "ITS COMING FOR MEEee"

    • @6ixSpdZ
      @6ixSpdZ 5 років тому +15

      I gave u ur 500th like yw

    • @eastsidero3630
      @eastsidero3630 5 років тому +6

      @@6ixSpdZ ✊🏾

    • @kinneg4684
      @kinneg4684 5 років тому +13

      bro i would like but its exactly at 800 sooooo.....

    • @eastsidero3630
      @eastsidero3630 5 років тому +6

      @@kinneg4684 lmao you can do it...

    • @kinneg4684
      @kinneg4684 5 років тому +5

      @Eastside Ro i did It

  • @hwar4977
    @hwar4977 5 років тому +4992

    and the UA-cam algorithm has now been restored to its full glory

  • @mltclrd_chstk556
    @mltclrd_chstk556 2 роки тому +6

    “Move yo hand”
    Bro sounded like a mom whipping him 😭

  • @captainspooked2869
    @captainspooked2869 5 років тому +3917

    He got stung by a wasp and got so aggravated that he made a video about it 😂

    • @AjianAja
      @AjianAja 5 років тому +37

      Bet!! 😆😆😆😆

    • @LetsDrawDragons
      @LetsDrawDragons 5 років тому +13

      Wasp bite though 💀

    • @killjoyer
      @killjoyer 5 років тому +14

      Wasp living rent free in this guy’s head

    • @DeltaInsanity
      @DeltaInsanity 5 років тому +37

      @@LetsDrawDragons they definitely sting dude

    • @pinkhairedbiatch5903
      @pinkhairedbiatch5903 5 років тому +21

      yo i'm allergic and got stung 4 times at once due to stepping in their nest accidentally i almost died ;-;

  • @cillabean7653
    @cillabean7653 5 років тому +2806

    *That wasp is huge*
    *OH ITS COMING FOR MEeEeEeEe*

  • @sebthe11th
    @sebthe11th 3 роки тому +16986

    Bees: We only sting if *absolutely* necessary
    Wasps: Peace was never an option

    • @reneaburgess1987
      @reneaburgess1987 3 роки тому +64

      😂😂

    • @shinobukochoviolentberry3320
      @shinobukochoviolentberry3320 3 роки тому +442

      Yep also bees die after they sting once but wasps will *sting you even after they die*

    • @jaxonprouse5337
      @jaxonprouse5337 3 роки тому +534

      @@shinobukochoviolentberry3320 fun fact: Bees can sting insects as many times as they need. They only die if the animals skin is thick enough to trap the stinger.

    • @shinobukochoviolentberry3320
      @shinobukochoviolentberry3320 3 роки тому +162

      @@jaxonprouse5337 oh I never knew that thanks for telling me

    • @thisaccountissomethingelse6960
      @thisaccountissomethingelse6960 3 роки тому +149

      @@shinobukochoviolentberry3320 bees can sometimes live without their stinger but they get exiled (I think) and die.

  • @JackieLombardi
    @JackieLombardi 2 роки тому +3

    He asked that self defense question like he already knew the awnser LMFAOOOOOO

  • @ae3303
    @ae3303 5 років тому +3920

    "A lot of people say i'm annoying, but i'm actually HELLA HYPE."
    That's me right there.

  • @yahya2920
    @yahya2920 4 роки тому +4433

    Cockroach: Who are you?
    Flying Cockroach: Im you, but stronger.

    • @mohdazmin5603
      @mohdazmin5603 4 роки тому +6

      Ok

    • @matsgilon7075
      @matsgilon7075 4 роки тому +54

      sorry to break it to you but every cockroach can fly

    • @jesalt8230
      @jesalt8230 4 роки тому +25

      Mats Gilon Really? I don't think so since the cockroaches that I had in my house never flew.

    • @danielrobles4072
      @danielrobles4072 4 роки тому +51

      @@jesalt8230 yes they can. They don't do it often but they all have the ability. Just like praying mantises, which are the cousin of the cockroach. They can fly but rarely do.

    • @jesalt8230
      @jesalt8230 4 роки тому +2

      Daniel Robles Ok, but still, there are different types of cockroaches right?

  • @boomznbladez405
    @boomznbladez405 5 років тому +8489

    Fun fact: Wasp when they get old actually "retire" and spend their time finding fermenting fruit and hangin around the colony being rambunctious... Aka. They get drunk af and start fights with anything 100x their size or bigger.

    • @ProdBySTRVNGER
      @ProdBySTRVNGER 5 років тому +583

      The funnest fact ever

    • @fxmaster2571
      @fxmaster2571 5 років тому +770

      Boomer wasps

    • @jasminevaliente96
      @jasminevaliente96 5 років тому +350

      Real talk though what are they retiring from?

    • @boomznbladez405
      @boomznbladez405 5 років тому +449

      @@jasminevaliente96 they are retiring from being a slightly less agressive wasp... And their only slightly less aggressive because the need to forage, build/maintain the hive take up some time they other wise have to fight... Plus i imagine the hunters are able to let out some steam on the job...

    • @ProdBySTRVNGER
      @ProdBySTRVNGER 5 років тому +78

      @@boomznbladez405 and why the fuck u know that

  • @marianao4275
    @marianao4275 Місяць тому

    Literally been years since UA-cam recommended this guy. It's good to see him still going strong. Happy new year!

  • @kailynrichards5018
    @kailynrichards5018 5 років тому +23735

    Can we just appreciate the fact that the color of his shirts actually matched the color of the bug

    • @DropsKilleeer
      @DropsKilleeer 5 років тому +414

      So cultured

    • @DropsKilleeer
      @DropsKilleeer 5 років тому +172

      Help I'm stuck in a box and I can't get out

    • @randomdude9135
      @randomdude9135 5 років тому +81

      Holy chocolates, why didn't that bug me?
      Pun intended

    • @eevee1583
      @eevee1583 5 років тому +21

      @@DropsKilleeer
      Ok

    • @Jahairalove84
      @Jahairalove84 5 років тому +50

      That was the point lol.

  • @thekinginyellow7777
    @thekinginyellow7777 4 роки тому +8634

    Wasp: "I like to hurt people."
    Hornet: _"Pathetic."_

    • @cynclairewoods4225
      @cynclairewoods4225 4 роки тому +298

      Plot Twist: Hornets are wasps

    • @ericshun3926
      @ericshun3926 4 роки тому +169

      Hornets are just upgraded wasp

    • @luminphillips282
      @luminphillips282 4 роки тому +75

      @@ericshun3926 facts 😭 they're so much more aggressive and huge

    • @juniorbunior142
      @juniorbunior142 4 роки тому +31

      Hornets allow me to indreduce myself

    • @gabrieljohnson9794
      @gabrieljohnson9794 4 роки тому +4

      Have you ever seen a tarantula hornet? Look it up if you haven’t

  • @MrBlitzpunk
    @MrBlitzpunk 4 роки тому +2039

    Cockroach: sup im the literal scourge of the earth, spreading terror and disease. Also i can fly, not that i need to. It's just a good flex, humans go crazy when i do that

    • @saraelizabethsare2348
      @saraelizabethsare2348 4 роки тому +57

      Hahah, humans go AAAAA TF!

    • @mayablackluxe6961
      @mayablackluxe6961 4 роки тому +75

      GET OUUUUUUUUUTTTTTT
      GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTT
      OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

    • @dra6o0n
      @dra6o0n 4 роки тому +37

      It's like they only exists as a reset button so they can wipe out species on the planet with plague and disease, and survive the nukes or other nasty changes. Because well they are reset buttons.

    • @theblinkingbrownie4654
      @theblinkingbrownie4654 4 роки тому +16

      I have a vague memory of a cockroach charging at me flying and ever since then I have been scarred with a phobia. Rn my home is infested with cockroaches and although I am still scared, I am glad they don't fly.

    • @bestpersonintheworld7386
      @bestpersonintheworld7386 4 роки тому +7

      JUST A GOOD FLEX JAHDOAHXYAOOSHD

  • @lharris8553
    @lharris8553 5 місяців тому +2

    Having the bee be the "cool when you get to know me" type is so mildly clever lol

  • @evertonkkg6624
    @evertonkkg6624 5 років тому +4366

    The fact that wasps don't die after sticking is God's greatest prank on humanity.

    • @kamui4552
      @kamui4552 5 років тому +15

      @Deserve Not Desire Agree

    • @jaiden5358
      @jaiden5358 5 років тому +89

      It's because we made fidget spinners.

    • @lapidations
      @lapidations 5 років тому +7

      @@jaiden5358 so true

    • @chillychipp8056
      @chillychipp8056 5 років тому +10

      Its cause wasps bite instead of sting

    • @evertonkkg6624
      @evertonkkg6624 5 років тому +26

      @@chillychipp8056 no

  • @kooketh-shooketh_imdone580
    @kooketh-shooketh_imdone580 5 років тому +2351

    Caleb: *gets stung by wasp*
    Caleb the next day:

    • @cintrosfuture1800
      @cintrosfuture1800 5 років тому +16

      Facts!😂😂😂

    • @Zachary-ro6eg
      @Zachary-ro6eg 5 років тому +5

      💀💀💀

    • @yourmom596
      @yourmom596 5 років тому +4

      PPFT-

    • @makdanie
      @makdanie 5 років тому +1

      fr tho

    • @onemore9454
      @onemore9454 5 років тому +2

      I got stung by a wasp on the back of my neck. me and my cousin went and drenched the whole thing, bottled them dumped them into a spider web under the fence. I'm lying I wish I did that as payback

  • @keadantheking2739
    @keadantheking2739 5 років тому +1957

    “Well I’m sure most of the time it’s just self defense right?” NOPE 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @LoudWaffle
    @LoudWaffle 6 місяців тому +3

    "doo-doo water" lives rent-free in my head lmfao

  • @BelowRock
    @BelowRock 5 років тому +1872

    You just know a wasp came and hurt this man before filming this video

    • @djdidiz6327
      @djdidiz6327 5 років тому +6

      500 likes but no comments
      Wow

    • @tigi2876
      @tigi2876 5 років тому +1

      djdidiz ikr wtf is up with that shit.

    • @immaturedreah7105
      @immaturedreah7105 5 років тому +4

      @@tigi2876 Profanity, child.
      Now, go in a corner and think about what you've done.

    • @samuneechan
      @samuneechan 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 OMFG TRUE

    • @aloris_
      @aloris_ 5 років тому

      This is mad disrespectful. We need more comments my guys

  • @jumpcircle1574
    @jumpcircle1574 4 роки тому +3712

    I feel like Caleb had a bad experience with a wasp as a kid..

    • @littlemissfinch
      @littlemissfinch 4 роки тому +91

      Well i dunno know bout him but i got stung by a wasp when I was 9 and i cried a lot :/

    • @hyperbannana9262
      @hyperbannana9262 4 роки тому +79

      @@littlemissfinch yeah i was in sandals and i stepped on one it whent between my toes and stabed me like 30 times in my toes

    • @littlemissfinch
      @littlemissfinch 4 роки тому +19

      hyper bannana oof. I got it to the right of my chest :P

    • @Kehwanna
      @Kehwanna 4 роки тому +110

      We all had bad experiences with them. The wasp is easily the most hateful bug out there in the world. I remember seeing one on the beach, which is hella rare, trying to start some beef with me and others. There's nothing even over there to pollinate, he was just out there trying to shank some vulnerable people sleeping on the beach.

    • @DaSheepKiller
      @DaSheepKiller 4 роки тому +61

      @@Kehwanna Wasps really be out here shanking people.

  • @Verg1lSp4rda
    @Verg1lSp4rda 5 років тому +3667

    Mosquitos: I like to ruin everybody's lives not just hurt them

    • @naomim0218
      @naomim0218 5 років тому +98

      SSEKTORR0 AKA SILVERKNUX0 Also mosquitoes:I like giving diseases worst than std’s 😂💀😭

    • @westernyay1701
      @westernyay1701 5 років тому +18

      Naomi Nomi idk I would rather have malaria (it is treatable) then AIDS that can kill you and can't be treated

    • @s0ngli
      @s0ngli 5 років тому +9

      Ŵėštèrñ Ŷāŷ it’s a joke

    • @sarinachoudhury6865
      @sarinachoudhury6865 5 років тому +2

      Ŵėštèrñ Ŷāŷ r/woooooooosh

    • @westernyay1701
      @westernyay1701 5 років тому

      PieLover1572 ain't funny

  • @nia3987
    @nia3987 5 років тому +3375

    so nobody's gonna talk aout the throwback to the venus flytrap video?
    "be careful about those flowers tho i heard they could b crazy"

  • @Aziz32ing
    @Aziz32ing 5 років тому +31825

    I just wanna know how he came up with this idea.......hilarious

    • @Remedy151
      @Remedy151 5 років тому +1360

      He got stung by a wasp 😅

    • @Remedy151
      @Remedy151 5 років тому +81

      @@leonnrd4451 o yeah yeah yeah, the Venus fly trap one!! 😂😂🤣

    • @leonnrd4451
      @leonnrd4451 5 років тому +4

      Yeah that one

    • @JordanPringle
      @JordanPringle 5 років тому +2

      God did 🤣🤣

    • @izzywoods794
      @izzywoods794 5 років тому +14

      I wanted to know the same thing as soon as i saw the title

  • @Datboirexx
    @Datboirexx 5 років тому +3568

    "Wasn't there supposed to be a spider here?"
    "On my larvae, no"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jayvicinity9566
      @jayvicinity9566 5 років тому +30

      Spider is not considered a bug only an arachne

    • @xXReK
      @xXReK 5 років тому +4

      Right

    • @thatguyglenn7558
      @thatguyglenn7558 5 років тому +4

      Rexximus Maxx just wait till you hear about the centipede

    • @ChristianED89
      @ChristianED89 5 років тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sunnyxakeeblue2659
      @sunnyxakeeblue2659 5 років тому +2

      8 legs -spider
      6-insect

  • @n0tarat
    @n0tarat Місяць тому +2

    the fly being on the wall is an underrated joke here

  • @keith9129
    @keith9129 4 роки тому +31149

    Mosquito missed the meeting because he sucks

    • @Bro-cm2vj
      @Bro-cm2vj 4 роки тому +1665

      Fun fact: male mosquitoes actually don't have pointed proboscis and dont drink blood. Only females drink blood

    • @juniorbunior142
      @juniorbunior142 4 роки тому +146

      Yea they do

    • @acrius6072
      @acrius6072 4 роки тому +44

      He's rig it

    • @insertnamehere6096
      @insertnamehere6096 4 роки тому +108

      The door is at the left side of the hallway, feel free to go

    • @iLuvHinata360
      @iLuvHinata360 4 роки тому +91

      @@Bro-cm2vj what do the male mosquitos eat/drink?

  • @karibucountry1981
    @karibucountry1981 4 роки тому +5425

    Centipede: Yo is this the bug meeting?-
    Everyone: GET OUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT

    • @dyckmanfilms
      @dyckmanfilms 4 роки тому +7

      ua-cam.com/video/xlLVbDhLE_c/v-deo.html

    • @freezasama5802
      @freezasama5802 4 роки тому +63

      Skits N Shit stop you spammer or you getting reported

    • @joebidenshusband2836
      @joebidenshusband2836 4 роки тому +24

      @@dyckmanfilms I’m reporting you :)

    • @wispblu
      @wispblu 4 роки тому +5

      @@joebidenshusband2836 ;)

    • @werevin649
      @werevin649 4 роки тому +19

      Centipede and spiders have more than 6 legs, so technically they arent bugs