NO! NO! NO! Many people say I am sick in the head. NOOOO!!!! I don't believe them. But there are so many people commenting this stuff on my videos, that I have 1% doubt. So I have to ask you right now: Do you think I am sick in the head? Thanks for helping, my dear y
Idk about you, but we Orthodox Chirstians have specific prayers that are written down in the prayer book. What I mean to say is that we never "freestyle" prayer like this
@@Kolket1389 not to judge or anything just seems a lil less genuine if it’s not what’s actively, personally coming from the person praying Yk what I mean
my parents pastor would repeat the same speeches and stuff every month and it was so boring. i fell asleep almost every time thankfully we dont go there anymore
> Sees "When the Prayer is long" in the title. > Sees the video is only two minutes long. Ah so I see you've never had dinner at a Mormon's house before.
You don’t want to have this battle lmao Mormons vs black people who attend church Only reason I said black people and not Christians , is bc we have the “Long Prayers/Services“ thing IN....THE....BAG !
As a guy who grew up in a Christian family, I can't even remember how many times I fell asleep during family prayer. We do this shit every single night, how do you still have so much to say?!
Wow that’s sad that prayer is boring to you. 😯 sounds like your family might have done it out of a “routine” not a genuine praise. The Bible even tells us not to pray with repetition!! Because that’s what hypocrites do. I hope you build your own relationship with God. 🤍✨
@@aNameOfAllTime Mathew 6:7 “and when you pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathens do: for they think they shall be heard for their much speaking”
I also have a Christian family whenever we pray it only lasts like a minute at most and usually it goes along the lines of thank you for the food that we are blessed to eat stuff like that
As someone who is white and went to a church of mainly African Americans. Whenever they had a food service they would pray for a good 5 minutes. Food was good as hell though.
I use to love this when I was 10 and they had like a Saturday school typa thing going around for my church I could legit say any verse they asked and now I can't even remember 1
You know, I was about to say something different bit can only agree. The only thing Griffy was missing was the everyone saying a Bible verse, the women raising their hands and saying "AMEN" with tears in their eyes
From my experience, sometimes when people listen to someone pray for them, they say amen midway through - not to signify the end of the prayer but rather a remark when the person who's speaking the says something deep. So you might be able to cover it up that way.
I legit always got mad anxiety whenever the pastor said "in Jesus name" because there was a 50/50 chance that the prayer would either end or continue for another 7 minutes.
Everyone can relate if you were raised in a Christian home. Amen ..... 5 mins later. Everyone know that feeling when it time to left church. They take another 30mins
My mom would take another two whole hours before we finally go home. Church was a minimum of 5 hours. Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday. And Saturday was youth. I fuqing hated it. I have never stepped foot in a church since I left home at 17 for the USMC. I'm 34 now.
God doesn't need our careness infact he don't need us he is always fine, he just want us to stay true in our path of religion for ourselves so that we won't lose ourselves in the afterlife.
Hate self promoters. Btw I film skits just like Griffy. I ain’t askin for anything btw but I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me dawg
The more they hear that subtle, “mmhm” or “yes” or “preach” in the background of the prayer, it gives them a dopamine rush that keeps them wanting to hear it more and more. They turn prayer into pleasure lol
Pastor: “Amen…A MAN IS NOT A MAN UNLESS HE IS SHELTERED.” Homeless guy: 👁👄👁 Also love that Griffy’s videos always start off with him talking normally and he gets progressively louder and louder as time passes.
Yeah but when you’re praying it’s not about yourself…it’s about giving five minutes out of your day to acknowledge God It’s hard to wait that long but it’s like I do so much stuff all day just for me, can I really not suck it up and give a little of my day to the dude who created me U feel ?
@@BookofProverbs no point talking to air. No one is listening and its a waste of time. Just eat your food and calm down. Blessing the food has the same effect as not wasting food does on Africa(that is nothing at all)
@@BookofProverbs I really wish I could agree entirely but its hard to. A short prayer is not wrong and isn't any different than a long prayer when you are doing so on a personal level and of your own accord. But if you pray for a lot of people you can't start making long prayers because people really do have stuff to do. God is understanding. He doesn't need the world's longest prayer to hear us out you know.
When someone prays like that you KNOW they sinned hard the night before. “Lord God forgives EVERYONE no matter what they did with them strippers. No matter HOW MANY monster trucks were stolen. No matter WHERE those escaped penguins are now. Father God loves us all.”
@@SunflowerOfTheEast that’s actually kind of cool. The idea of hell to me is like a long hallway and each door goes into a new personal hell. Then again, who really knows what’s down there.
Is there bitches in hell, or satan get all the girls cuz we burning? Is Saran fireproof? Does Satan have friends down there? Update: just found out that the burning doesn’t start until the “judgement day.” The bible is so confusing.
That's that disrespectful shit right there... I get it's long but be patient but making others laugh is just pure immature and rude to god... But you probably could care less about how that makes god feel
If a prayer starts with "father god in the name of jesus we..." you know that prayer is about to be a dedication speech to god, and will most likely venture into praying in tongues
@@angonkatwang You misspelled "passed out from hunger" but yea I feel it. My stepdad was a minister, so my sister and I learned early that when he asked if anyone wanted to say the prayer, one of us would jump at the chance and keep it as short as possible without raising suspicions.
“A MAN IS NOT A MAN UNLESS THEY ARE SHELTERED.” As a Black Christian I approve this message. And for some reason it’s like the longer they pray the better the food gets
@@kaylathompson9418 Oh. Well, if they’re praying over food in my family, they’d be seated at a table praying with their hands cupped. Thought that was the norm.
Preacher got his priorities straight
• Washed Clothes
• Bananas
• Anime
Dam straight
Anime is dumb
@@goodburger1114 no u
@@goodburger1114 Why here? Why now?
@@goodburger1114 Didn't grow up watching dragon ball z or naruto. Sad
It’s like they have to hit a 500 word count or the prayer won’t be submitted
Underrated XD
It's heAven not heBven.
What anime your profile from? Jjk?
@@itworksonmymachine3876 he’s Vash from Trigun. Very good show I recommend
@@Algae555 ooh thanks for the recommendation bud
“Amen…. A MAN IS NOT A MAN UNLESS HE IS SHELTERED”
Greatest twist of all time
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NO! NO! NO! Many people say I am sick in the head. NOOOO!!!! I don't believe them. But there are so many people commenting this stuff on my videos, that I have 1% doubt. So I have to ask you right now: Do you think I am sick in the head? Thanks for helping, my dear y
@@AxxLAfriku what kind of self promotion is this wtf
*THANK YOU FOR WASHED CLOTHES! THANK YOU FOR BANANAS! THANK YOU FOR ANIME!*
Im hungry 😢
As a Christian, this is insanely realistic, my mom keeps “over praying” but I don’t stop her because I don’t want to get in trouble lmao.
Idk about you, but we Orthodox Chirstians have specific prayers that are written down in the prayer book. What I mean to say is that we never "freestyle" prayer like this
@@Kolket1389 We only freestlye prayers when we alone... family prayers are short and scripted, no problem with that
don't over do it it's alright man 5 minutes of prayers won't kill you
@@Kolket1389 how can u script prayers like that tho? Prayers r meant to come from the heart...
@@Kolket1389 not to judge or anything just seems a lil less genuine if it’s not what’s actively, personally coming from the person praying Yk what I mean
Griffy probably just goes about his day and something mildly annoying happens and he's like, "i need to make a video."
I film skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me bro
just like the airport vid
💯
Or something that usually happened in his past he remembers
@@realfarmer21 annoying
The worst part is when they seem like they're finished but keep on going.
SAAAAA-TANNNNNNNN! lmao Right?
I make skits just like Griffy. I guarantee 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me dawg
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch marry me
Same energy as When the waiter comes next to your table with a tray and then moves to the other one.
@@chelle7344 Hahaha your too right! lol
Only thing he was missing was people agreeing “Yes” and the Aunties climaxing when he rebukes Satan
Halleluuu-jah.
😂😂 if this isn’t the most true thing ever
Aunties climaxing!! 💀 I can’t hahahahahaha so true dang
The nodding of the head so fast that make it look like someone’s neck could pop off😭
Climaxing? Lmfao
“ THANK YOU FOR ANIME” he said 😭😭😭😂
Yes we all watched the video.
@@captainamerica7800 No
@@quintonmiller8266 ?
I died when I heard that lol that was hilarious
Griffy’s father said calmly.
It’s like people don’t understand that the prayer can still be meaningful and give thanks without being 10 minutes long
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The Japanese just say "Itadakimasu" and that's it.
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch ok
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch bro ur a living meme get off the app
@Logan McGlynn what is that supposed to mean?
Aint gonna lie but I've fell asleep at church when my pastor did an unironic 30min constant prayer
Haha definitely you were a little kid😂
My dad is one of those guys who will pray for 20 mins plus. Its impossible not to fall asleep.
Unironically.
my parents pastor would repeat the same speeches and stuff every month and it was so boring. i fell asleep almost every time thankfully we dont go there anymore
As opposed to an ironic prayer?
> Sees "When the Prayer is long" in the title.
> Sees the video is only two minutes long.
Ah so I see you've never had dinner at a Mormon's house before.
You don’t want to have this battle lmao
Mormons vs black people who attend church
Only reason I said black people and not Christians , is bc we have the “Long Prayers/Services“ thing IN....THE....BAG !
And don’t even get me started on the 2nd and 3rd services. 😂
@@ty3902 bro I swear to god and then after that yo parents gotta talk to EVERYONE AFTER LIKE MOM I JUST WANT SUM MCDONALDS😂😂😂
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch wat? What this gotta do with church?
@@cousinmanman6130 ONG THEY DO
Thank you for :
>oxygen
>washed clothes
>bananas
>anime
...ah yes, the essentials.
If I was religious this would be my prayer
I mean oxygen is pretty essential
@@trijetz3562 ngl you essential in my life bruh
@@mrjoe9545 😳
@@trijetz3562 I think Moto Moto likes you 😳
“Amen…..IS NOT A MAN”
literal genius
It means “it is said” or something like that
lollll truuueeee algorithm go brrrrr
Amen means 'Let It Be'
Woah your pfp is that guy from fire force🔥🔥🔥
I make mini movies if you're interested😐
Being raised with a pastor Father I can totally relate, black people love praying for 15mins over the family dinner
@@damien1117 how
Got to heat my food before I we pray cuz ik it's gonna be a long time man
@@damien1117 How is that racist? Are you going to respond to us like a man or just say dumb things like an adolescent troll?
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch ???
@@damien1117 you're one of those people who say "Racist" for everything.
"THANK GOD FOR ANIME"
can't argue with that one
Gotta respect the big man for that.
Respect nuking Hiroshima
Me neither
And Hentai
@@whichsherice dont forget nagasaki too
As a guy who grew up in a Christian family, I can't even remember how many times I fell asleep during family prayer. We do this shit every single night, how do you still have so much to say?!
Ikr and you have to be original
With each prayer 😭
Wow that’s sad that prayer is boring to you. 😯 sounds like your family might have done it out of a “routine” not a genuine praise. The Bible even tells us not to pray with repetition!! Because that’s what hypocrites do. I hope you build your own relationship with God. 🤍✨
@@aNameOfAllTime Mathew 6:7 “and when you pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathens do: for they think they shall be heard for their much speaking”
I also have a Christian family whenever we pray it only lasts like a minute at most and usually it goes along the lines of thank you for the food that we are blessed to eat stuff like that
No cap that shit be annoying 😭
Even God’s like “Yo hurry up.”
😂
"Bruh I get it, now eat your damn food"
😂😂
“This is the Most off Topic Prayer Ever, eat before Griffy dies of hunger.”
LMAOOO
This sounds less like a prayer and more like an exorcism for Griffy's food
I make skits just like Griffy. I guarantee 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me bro
😭😭😭
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch it's also anti-indian
@@ekamonthewise2395Aren't Indians also classified as Asians
@@ekamonthewise2395 You realize that BLM isn't an organization, right? Also how are they anti anything, besides racism/fascism?
I’m mad at how accurate this is, even the aggressiveness toward the end. That’s when the older folks squeeze your hand.
The squeezing the hand 😭😂 and all the aunts and weird moms say things like “yes lord”, “amen”, “mhm”
@@Smoke--- They also be saying “Yes lord Jesus” and “Yes hevenaly father” lol
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch dude your name is the most disrespectful thing…
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch dude your name is horrible
😂😂😂
This prayer is actually really good. Like you can tell he has a good foundation in knowing how to pray
Str8 Faxx
Im Christian myself and you couldnt find me praying that well under any circumstance.
TRUE! I agree, what a good prayer
Too bad it doesn't do anything 🤣🤣🤣
@@Tmoney445 bro im dead😂😂😂
As someone who is white and went to a church of mainly African Americans. Whenever they had a food service they would pray for a good 5 minutes. Food was good as hell though.
😂😂😂
@Lexi 93 😂😂😭
I always want to taste african foods. In my country there are very few african restaurants tho, in fact there’s only one in my city 😐
I miss black church food. ALWAYS bussin
Because that 5 min prayer done blessed the food brotha
“Amen is not a man unless he is sheltered” that had me cryin 😂😭
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This isn't even an exaggeration. In fact, he's probably about to go around the room having everybody say a bible verse or something.
I hated that part
🤣🤣🤣
I use to love this when I was 10 and they had like a Saturday school typa thing going around for my church I could legit say any verse they asked and now I can't even remember 1
You know, I was about to say something different bit can only agree. The only thing Griffy was missing was the everyone saying a Bible verse, the women raising their hands and saying "AMEN" with tears in their eyes
Ezekiel 25:17 is my favorite.
Omfg, i relate to this so hard. My family takes 50 years just to finish the prayer. Like bruh i just wanna eat the food i'm getting hangry
Lmfao y’all Christians got it easy. Muslims have it way worse. Muslims wish prayer was that quick.
@@Name-jw4sj lmao! Care to explain😭😭😭
@@Name-jw4sj relax
@@Name-jw4sj they just have to say “in the name of allah” in Arabic bro ? Are we talking about the same religion
They take 50 years in church too
It's awkward when you say amen after you thought the prayer was over.
Just wait until they say Amen
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just say amen the 2nd time after the awkward first time, it means you appreciate the preach and not meant by closing it xD
Thankfully God isn't real.
From my experience, sometimes when people listen to someone pray for them, they say amen midway through - not to signify the end of the prayer but rather a remark when the person who's speaking the says something deep. So you might be able to cover it up that way.
"I'm hungry" Everyone that is christian can relate.
Except we can’t
You ain't black
@@6.183 tf that supposed to mean
@Dj Prezzel exactly like bruh if you say "In Jesus' name" do not continue the prayer😑
Yeah
I legit always got mad anxiety whenever the pastor said "in Jesus name" because there was a 50/50 chance that the prayer would either end or continue for another 7 minutes.
For real bro 🤣🤣
Same 💀😂
Omfg yess
Christian moment
I make skits just like griffy, I hope yall can give me a chance 🤞. You guys would like it, I promise
Everyone can relate if you were raised in a Christian home. Amen ..... 5 mins later. Everyone know that feeling when it time to left church. They take another 30mins
😂😂😂👌🏾💯
My mom would take another two whole hours before we finally go home. Church was a minimum of 5 hours. Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday. And Saturday was youth. I fuqing hated it. I have never stepped foot in a church since I left home at 17 for the USMC. I'm 34 now.
But she never asked “how’s lord god doing today”? Shame
"Wassup God OG how we feelin' today?"
I feel weird for saying that ._.
@@kevynnf.6310 it is weird in a good why
He*
God doesn't need our careness infact he don't need us he is always fine, he just want us to stay true in our path of religion for ourselves so that we won't lose ourselves in the afterlife.
What does God have to lose?
We should all join hands and pray that Griffy's two front teeth put aside their differences and get back together.
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Underated comment right here. Lmao
🙏amen
(Btw I make skits too would appreciate it if y’all would check them out)
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You wrong for that 🤣🤣🤣
Griffy: Father God-
God: I'M NOT YOUR DAD
Hate self promoters. Btw I film skits just like Griffy. I ain’t askin for anything btw but I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me dawg
legendary af lol
Ok
@@realfarmer21 it's not funny if you beg for it
@@realfarmer21 go away
That last “THANK YOUUU” at the end where it cuts off was golden 😂
As a very religious christian, I hate when I'm about to sleep and my dad calls us to come pray for like 2 hours straight.
I film skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me broddie
Im Christian too i feel you
THIS 😭
@@realfarmer21 I just saw your Logan Paul vs Floyd Mayweather video, it was funny.
At least when my family prays it's only for one hour.
Usually the first 10-16 minutes is spent waiting for people to get together.
My family: Praying
My dad: starts lowering his voice.
Me: thinking it's over.
My dad: starts yelling again.
Me: ok
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My mom just starts clapping while preaching, not sure what for though
@@Magatsu_Synergy she clapping for the Lord's love, can I get an amen 🙏
Im going home
@@HOWLWOLF amen 🙏
The more they hear that subtle, “mmhm” or “yes” or “preach” in the background of the prayer, it gives them a dopamine rush that keeps them wanting to hear it more and more. They turn prayer into pleasure lol
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True that 😂
I swear
And then his dumb wife is like "Oh, they LOVED your blessing, baby! I swear you shoulda been a preacher."
LMFAOOOO THIS
1:34 the way he says “AND ALLLLL…….the glory.” is SO accurate to the way some pastors really sound lol
1:33*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you ain’t never lied
Daaaarrryll ❤️❤️
How you ain't verified yet darry?
@@flameless111 that's what I'm asking
DARRYL!
Also how tf ain’t you verified
What you doing here darryl??
God: “if y’all wanna get into Heaven, you better meet the word count.”
Underrated comment
the words dont matter unless the heart is there. You can say a simple sentence and save your eternity, as long as if you mean it with your heart...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
do I gotta cite my sources too with proper referencing techniques?
@@LegacyWorkz it was a joke. We understand but it was a joke.
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Griffys neighbors: "Well, he either found God, or hes performing an exorcism on the lasagna"
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How is this so creative 😂🤣🤣
Op comment
Lmfaoooo
That subtle "I'm hungry" really be a mood when the prayer is long like this
As a Christian, I have to admit that his praying is actually really good
Lol hit me feeling spiritual
Lmaooo I agreee
agreed
Yessir
Ayyy exactly the annoying people this is talking about 😂
“THANK YOU FOR ANIME LORD GOD”
Amen to that ☝🏽.
Weeboo
@@Ranyesn 😐
Amen
🙌🏾
Weeaboo
The part when he got faked out by the early "Jesus" killed me.
RIP🙏
It’s only funny cuz it’s true 🤷🏾♂️
Yo they be saying “In Jesus’s Name” and i be ready to close out and then they go on. It’s so nerve-racking
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch bro nobody asked what it was 😐
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch God haters are anti living
I just hated after a long ass prayer they ask “anyone else want to say something?” And then with all my aunts there trying to out pray each other.
Pastor: “Amen…A MAN IS NOT A MAN UNLESS HE IS SHELTERED.”
Homeless guy: 👁👄👁
Also love that Griffy’s videos always start off with him talking normally and he gets progressively louder and louder as time passes.
See? It’s a homeless guy, not a homeless man
@@kjdaman537 what😂?
🤣🤣 💯0th like
@@badbleep5379 sigh, read it again without your only 2 braincells.
Just like the pacer test but with the speed of the bells
How to get a summer body: do a push-up everytime he says “Lord God”
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@UNIT: THOT Destroyer Bro. It's a damn joke.
I'll ask my Marine friend to do this.
@UNIT: THOT Destroyer why you gotta run a harmless joke through the mud like that bro
My dad says Father God lol
“THANK YOU FOR ANIME!”
“LORD GOD!”
What a prayer
I felt that shit!!
I make skits. They're not much, but I try my best. Have a nice day :)
@@larontezmoore3313 same
(Btw I make skits too,would appreciate it if y’all would check them out)
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The prayer actually gave me chills
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Every single church in the world has that one person who has no regards for anybody's time when they pray.
Yeah but when you’re praying it’s not about yourself…it’s about giving five minutes out of your day to acknowledge God
It’s hard to wait that long but it’s like I do so much stuff all day just for me, can I really not suck it up and give a little of my day to the dude who created me
U feel ?
@@BookofProverbs no point talking to air. No one is listening and its a waste of time. Just eat your food and calm down.
Blessing the food has the same effect as not wasting food does on Africa(that is nothing at all)
@@BookofProverbs I really wish I could agree entirely but its hard to. A short prayer is not wrong and isn't any different than a long prayer when you are doing so on a personal level and of your own accord. But if you pray for a lot of people you can't start making long prayers because people really do have stuff to do. God is understanding. He doesn't need the world's longest prayer to hear us out you know.
@@SparkyMan12 Your right, nobody would listen with that attitude.
@@SparkyMan12 "No one is listening". the idea of a prayer is for god to listen CIEL TEMPEST
The worst part is when your younger siblings start eating and you can't cause you oldest.
This was always me with my cousins. They sitting there munching bc they like 4 and I'm like 💀
@avfn What kinda 4D chess are you playing here homie?
She wrong for keeping it going after saying “in Jesus name”. Every religious family knows “amen” comes after that sentence.
¡NO SOMBRERO!
@@uraharamitchell7250 non casquette
Unless they don’t believe in the New Testament and go solely by the old.
In Jesus name... we trust.
En el nombre del Padre, del hijo y del espíritu santo
Amen 🙏
1:50 "THANK YOU FOR THE MOON, THANK YOU FOR THE GRASS..."😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The video hasn't started and this is way too relatable already.
I film skits just like Griffy. I ain’t askin for anything btw but I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me fam
Fr lol
ikr
@@realfarmer21 You're spamming, reported.
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I pray just like this for foood😂
I don’t know whether to laugh or feel bad… lol 🥺
Please if im eating dont bro imma dip 🤣
Doing to much
Well you need to stop 🛑
@@Ivan-xk4uy stfu
AMMAANNN IS NOT A MAN
Griffy: I’m hungry….I’m going home
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I was thinking it would go like this:
Griffy: Aren't we done, father?
Priest: I'm not your father.
*Haven't been to church in 3 years*
Pastor: "There's a devil in our midst"
Me: 👀
😂😂😂
*sus*
@Sam Zano lmao our Heavenly Father how art be in your name
@Sam Zano OMG😭😭😭😭
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I love my preacher to death, I've known him for like 9 years, he's fantastic, but I can only take so many of his 13 minute prayers
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@Alvik Orlov my mom and grandma can
Happy to know!!
Listening to him too much gave you a waiting face
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When someone prays like that you KNOW they sinned hard the night before. “Lord God forgives EVERYONE no matter what they did with them strippers. No matter HOW MANY monster trucks were stolen. No matter WHERE those escaped penguins are now. Father God loves us all.”
Dude are you a comedian?😂 this is top tier right here
Tell me more about these... Escaped penguins.
"Thank you for keeping me safe lord God, when I'm doing cocaine at the daycare and I'm as high as your heavenly grace lord God"
LMBO
Never thought of that before... But I'll never be able to un-think it, either
He made a video about that too. "When the prayer gets too personal"
"Sheltered by your grace " 😭
Let’s not forget that God once heard
“Age ain’t nothing but a number Lord God”
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Oh my goodness I remember that vid😂😂😂😂
I make unrelatable mini movies if you're interested😐
@@6askiVideos03 no one cares
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch I see you everywhere
Legend says he's still praying too this day, and Griffy starved to death.
Probably saying THANK YOU FOR •literally names every subscriber with is over a million•
I make skits just like griffy, I hope yall can give me a chance 🤞. You guys would like it, I promise
@@abdigotsauce1 stfu
Lol
@@cherrycherry9015 omg thank you! Like no one cares
The prayer always seems to be way longer when your hungry.
I film skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me my g
your pfp should be illegal
The food just starts getting cold
(Btw I make skits too,would appreciate it if y’all would check them out)
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We make similar skits, and I PROMISE you won't be disappointed if you give us a shot
"Thank God the food is here, let's eat"
"We need to say grace first."
"Did you not hear me literally just say 'Thank God the food is here?'"
Papa Griffey: Amen… A MAN IS NOT A MANNNN
Stomach: Yo what’s going on out there!
Lol
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We make similar skits, and I PROMISE you won't be disappointed if you give us a shot
@@BroSense stfu
This is why we don’t let our grand parents say it we’ll be standing there for a good 6 minutes
I film skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me brother
@@realfarmer21 No
Ew you're one of those rainbow LGTV community people
@@returnofhorusthegalacticor9704 gtfo
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"In praying, don't use vain repetitions, as the Gentiles do; for they think that they will be heard for their much speaking."- Matthew 6:7
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Thank you, I will be using this in the future.
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Dude yes 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
You forgot where they begin to feel the Holy Ghost and start worshipping for another 30 mins
"Satan has no room here..."
Satan: "I'mma 'bout to make this dinner food cold as hell..."
HELL IS COLD CONFORMED FROM SATAN HIMSELF!
Buddhist believe in the hell realms. There are hot hells...and cold hells.
@@SunflowerOfTheEast that’s actually kind of cool. The idea of hell to me is like a long hallway and each door goes into a new personal hell. Then again, who really knows what’s down there.
I want a fanbase like this one day. Griffy is one of the people that inspired me to make skits.
Is there bitches in hell, or satan get all the girls cuz we burning? Is Saran fireproof? Does Satan have friends down there?
Update: just found out that the burning doesn’t start until the “judgement day.” The bible is so confusing.
Yall ever try to make other people laugh when the prayer gets too long
I film skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me homie
My g ma would always catch me and tag the back of my neck lol
Always bruh, ALWAYS
That's that disrespectful shit right there... I get it's long but be patient but making others laugh is just pure immature and rude to god... But you probably could care less about how that makes god feel
I smile at my freinds or cousins🤣🤣
"I'm hungry"
That hit so much harder than it was meant to....
You know you tend to get hungrier once prayer starts XD
*hongry
😂😅😆
Amen
This was actually a powerful prayer 🙏🏾 Amen
If a prayer starts with "father god in the name of jesus we..." you know that prayer is about to be a dedication speech to god, and will most likely venture into praying in tongues
Lollol!! Yeep! Lol
Facts my feet be hurting after the pray
@@AikiraBeats and knees
Lmao yes
As a Christian, i can tell you guys that this is accurate,fr. My mom goes for like hours
I like how in Islam you just say the same sentence before eating and that's it.
Fr💀 by that time I'm already sleeping
@@angonkatwang You misspelled "passed out from hunger" but yea I feel it. My stepdad was a minister, so my sister and I learned early that when he asked if anyone wanted to say the prayer, one of us would jump at the chance and keep it as short as possible without raising suspicions.
@@deussivenatura5805 I prefer the Chad "Itadakimasu"
The way he said oxygen really killed me lmao
“THANK YOU FOR THE OC-SYGEN”
Black Baptist pastors really do pronounce it like that. I grew up in those types of churches...
Bro that dude is not praying he is doing a full church service
Griffey obviously grew up or has been around a Christian household a lot cause this verbiage & word choice is WORD FOR WORD a Christian prayer.
Nah fr! 😂 that was a real prayer 💯😂
it’s not hard to prepare or read from something 😂
@@theophilusjones6024 your parents thanked god for anime before dinner?
@@Adam-de1gp yes
I thank God for anime too lol
But for real though, you’re spot on right lol
“A MAN IS NOT A MAN UNLESS THEY ARE SHELTERED.” As a Black Christian I approve this message.
And for some reason it’s like the longer they pray the better the food gets
Seasoning has to Marinate 😂😂😂 real talk
You know they say anything taste good to a starving man.
@@omnianimator8468 Hunger is the best spice.
It's a strategy to make you hungrier. The hungrier you are the better food tastes.
Yeah, because the hungrier you become, the more anything tastes good. That's actually a psychological thing...
"Thank you for bananas"
Me: *laughs*
"Thank you for anime!"
Me: *nods head seriously* true true
I at the very least expected something about anime... But the 'thank you for bananas!' is what caught me off guard first XD
He deserves all the praise, there is never too much of it.
This has to be the most intelligent way to pray over people without them realizing. Kudos Griffy.
I knew something was up when my skin started smoking. Griffy think he slick. He ain't getting me. I paused the video halfway.
@@makokenji4350 😅
“ thank you for the OCK- cygen-AH”
1:54
😂😂😂
"Lord God I ask that you bless this food and the discussion, in Jesus name, Amen" -Chad Prayer
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Facts
Bless this meat let’s eat, amen.
"THANK YOU FOR BANANAS!!!"....
I
Lost
ALL
MY SHIT LOL
Plot twist: this is actually a real prayer but disguised as a skit too. Clever.
I feel this every day
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It do be like that😭
I'm sorry.
@StairStation - Football Comps and edits oh naw u can't do that you'll get knocked tf out of
I make skits, would appreciate it if y'all would check them out. Thanks :)
Amen (amen)... a man is not a man unless he is sheltered under your grace, LORD GOD😭😭😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣i died
That was the moment lmao
😂
Tha k you for the OX-SA-GEN‼️ 🤣😭☠️
@@pareeshaslaughter6798 😂😂😭😭 bruhh
I’m playing this for my family this Thanksgiving thank you 🙏🏼 . Still much shorter than their prayers lol .
The worst part about the video isn’t the length of the prayer. It’s the fact that he *STOOD UP* to pray over his food.
Usually at some larger gatherings, people stand in a circle and hold hands and bless the food.
@@kaylathompson9418 Oh. Well, if they’re praying over food in my family, they’d be seated at a table praying with their hands cupped. Thought that was the norm.
When you have to start swinging and grabbing the other persons hand harder to give your knees strength
@@NinaKimiko nothing wrong with standing as a form of reverence.
@@NinaKimiko you'll see a mixture of standing up and down but most people hold hands
I’m Nigerian and we sing a whole song In the middle of the prayer 🤦🏾♀️
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L's 😭
Oh no😭😭😭
especially during devotion...
We malayalis (South indian) have the same thing. This video is the most relatable video I have seen.
I'm dating the preacher's daughter man, this shit was all too relatable.
Yo brotha I make skits and videos too and I'm sure my videos will make you laugh💯. Please give it a try 🧡
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My nigga what, wtf is a "daughter man"
You dated the "daughter's man" you meant
I gotchu.
@@matthewsilva3454, You gay? Your statement would undoubtedly make his statement gay. And maybe even borderline narcissistic.
@@matthewsilva3454 calm down matthew
All joking aside, That is actually a really good prayer.
This man will never run out of content
I film skits just like Griffy. I ain’t askin for anything btw but I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me man
@@realfarmer21 do you have no shame?
@@realfarmer21 stop bro
Congrats on 10k. Keep it up
@@SnowJester just tryn grow G 💯
Griffy: "In your name, Heavenly Father..."
God: "I'M. NOT. YOUR. DAD."
If you didn't know, there is GOD the Father, GOD the Son (Jesus Christ) and GOD the Holy Ghost/Spirit.
Read your Bible (King James Version; KJV).
@@TedEhioghae it was a joke lmao. Pkus you don't know which god he's talking about. He could be Muslim for all we know
@@youjustgotburned3980 I thought he might be after seeing the title (since I'm muslim) but this was hilarious to watch XD
@@TedEhioghae you gotta watch all his videos to understand the comment. ALL OF THEM
@@TedEhioghae Oh boy. 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Griffy just talking about his daily life at this point
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Or when they finish praying, and after a pause, someone else starts praying.
"Aman... IS NOT A MAN UNLESS HE'S SHELTERED" is damn deep and so funny at the same time. Great video.
My grandparents were so religious and no shit, they could be reading the whole bible for hours before a 2 minute meal
I swear I was in a prayer that lasted over 11 minutes.
Aye y'all I make skits like griffy and it would mean a lot if y'all could watch one and lmk what you think.
YIIIIKES, what a waste of time
@@justyouraveragehumanbeing7411 I swear it was just a group of us as kids and this dude just kept going
@@neilxdavis5359 stop botting lol you responded to your own comment
@@burgerking3392 I'm not botting.I know exactly what I just did.My comment is getting attention so I'll just let people know of my existence
Personally I like prayer time at my church it's the only time you get to close your eyes and sleep for a couple minutes without having to stand up