I’m upset that no one mentioned that the ending is referencing that the guy said he figured out the cure to death while sleeping, and then figured out how to teleport while knocked out
i dont think thats what it means. Murder-Caleb moved smart-calebs body after he died so when smart-caleb comes back from the dead (since he had already 'tested' his undeath invention) he wakes up somewhere else then when he died. So he thinks he teleported
Pisses me off so much when I'm in "traffic" and I get to the front of the jam only to find out there was no jam and people were just driving slow for no reason.
We have seen k.o, we have seen counters, we have seen stuns, now we need a few air combos, a nice cross up, an ultimate and a limp storyline to have a fully playable caleb in Street fighter.
As someone who has been putting the condiments underneath the hot-dog, I can say: It is more secure. The bun, however, gets soggy if you use too much/many
fr tho the hotdog guy is completely right. not only does it keep the condiments secure but it also draws out the flavor on many of them by being soaked in the bread. top notch stuff
Ok ok ok, Sir, next level stuff...here goes... Why not; Modify the hot dogs served at the movie theaters, with the bun...made out of... "the condiments?!" Huh?! No need for countless people tearing, and spitting out plastic mustard, & pickle relish packet wrappers all over the floor of the theater lobby. Lots of strange hands, spreading germs on the relish bar counter top. Strep, Covid, Sepsis, Zombie Virus, nope! Just order the hot dog, "all the way" and the server hands you a neat spill-less, hot dog that's actually still warm, with the pickle relish, onions, mustard all in a congealed relish-bun, call it...The "Bun-anza"! You'll charge 'em out-the-azz for napkins though! So...you're still gaining a profit-revenue stream. Mark it up 2 points and you make $3.50 off of each $5.00 hot dog! No one buys just one hot dog anymore, its like 3 dogs a pop now! You can't loose money! It came to me one day at the movies when I accidentally stepped on a full mustard packet that was on the floor...slipped, hit my head and, voila! Lawsuit! Oh, next week, "Portal-hole Pizza", our R&D guys have developed a dimensional-portal hole that each customer who pays a mark-up price of $200.00 at the snack bar counter, or online gets a chip implanted in them at the ticker booth. While they watch the movie, they snap their finger (like Thanos) and a dimensional worm-hole portal opens up in front of them, a hand comes through and hands them their slice of pizza. Perfect for when we show "Avenger's" movies. Don't worry, the micro-chip dissolves inside of them after 4 hours. They want another chip implant, they pay another $200.00.
@@stevenserna910 that was the most bizarre and confusing yet entertaining thing i think i've EVER read, and that's saying something i don't know what you're trying to say but i guess you agree with me so thanks? congealed relish bun. my god
I legit thought when they where dying they where yelling”THE PAINTBALL!” or “THE PING PONG”, I only realized on the third scientist they where saying “THE PEOPLE!”
Friend of the family developed a sort of "bread" that was nutritionally balanced, cheap to produce, basically cured world hunger. Men in suits showed up and forced him to watch while they burned his lab to the ground. Yeah. This is real life.
The hotdog guy is exactly how i do presentations, feeling confident to start, then trailing off with insecurity as i internalise the audience's lack of reaction
Caleb: *walks in* Sir! I figured out how to control time *itself* Caleb: *murders Caleb then sits down* Caleb: *walks in* Sir! I figured out how to control time *itself*
@@nationalanthem8294 You would think the guy who claimed to have cured death would have tested it, knew it was true, and used it on himself. So is he just faking it on the floor until the guy leaves?
This has actually happened, they invented a lightbulb that could last for up to a century, but out of fear that sales would go down, big bulb companies did everything in their power to suppress it.
Isaiah 28: 15 Because ye have said, We have made a covenant with death, and with hell are we at agreement; when the overflowing scourge shall pass through, it shall not come unto us: for we have made lies our refuge, and under falsehood have we hid ourselves: 16 ¶ Therefore thus saith the Lord God, Behold, I lay in Zion for a foundation a stone, a tried stone, a precious corner stone, a sure foundation: he that believeth shall not make haste. 17 Judgment also will I lay to the line, and righteousness to the plummet: and the hail shall sweep away the refuge of lies, and the waters shall overflow the hiding place. 18 ¶ And your covenant with death shall be disannulled, and your agreement with hell shall not stand; when the overflowing scourge shall pass through, then ye shall be trodden down by it.
I mean, this is very common in history. The Soviet russia killed off a lot of scientists so they couldn't leak their secrets of projects they took part in, and even further back in time a few rulers made master jewellers create masterworks and then killed or disabled them so that nobody else could ever have such a thing ever again. Unsurprisingly, most rulers knew not to kill the goose who lays the golden eggs, though.
Luiz Vartuli you are correct. Governments inherently are supposed to look out for the people. Corporations are inherently supposed to make a profit. Only one of those two would appreciate revolutionary technology.
Caleb I just wanted to say that ever since we watched this video when you put it out, we've been putting our condiments on the bun first and it's a life saver. Bro put the bat down please
@@pxrxy I h8 responses like this, God gave us the greatest power of all, free will. He never controlled us or forced us to do anything. People themselves do horrible things like genocide and rape for example. It's easy to blame others for your own mistakes I guess lmao
I've been putting condiments on the bun, and the hotdog on top for most my life. My logic as a kid was that it would prevent them from spilling or dripping off.
"The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues." where did you get packer test from though?
Did anyone notice what the paper said 1:06 His Paper: The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The test is used to measure a student's aerobic capacity as part of the FitnessGram assessment. Students run back and forth as many times as they can, each lap signaled by a beep sound
Tye person who discovered cancer Cells wrote a book on how to kill them one way is lwering the acidity in the environment so drinking baking soda water for an extended period of time can adjust the human body's PH levels to cure cancer it does lead to temporary and minor negative side effects because of that but it's waaaaay less dangerous than radiation and basically just hoping the cancer dies before the patient but it's also cheaper so nobody would ever recommend it
The fact that governments and corporations do disappear scientists after they make breakthroughs is so damn saddening. I mean look around we have become stagnant as a civilization yet in the 50's we were moving mountains in the way of inventing things.
Dog th u on about We invented quantum computers. That is literally a quantum leap. We invented smart phones. Imagine something multiple orders of magnitude stronger than the first computer, literally pocket-sized. We have created generative AIs that, at some point, was so close to a human it caused an ethical concern when we tried to unplug it. We created forms of transportation that break the flippin sound barrier. We have SOMEHOW made a HEAVY, REINFORCED CHUNK OF METAL that SOMEHOW can FLY FASTER THAN YOU CAN HEAR. Our understanding of the universe has never been this impressive in the story of mankind, and we're making progress as we speak ! Heck, we even found a way to bend life itself to our whim, modifying and enhancing it, be it through breeding or straight up genetic modification ! And hell, we are close to figuring out how to create what is practically a small star and get power out of it ! How more advanced does this have to get ?!
Oh we know. People just need to research. Google all the doctors and scientists with “mysterious” deaths and look into the work they were doing or was against...
Ummm I don't know how to tell you this.... this kind of thing has been happening to people for many years now. Just do some research and you will find multiple instances of people going missing who were working on world changing inventions and discoveries. Look up roads that wont break down, or look up fuel efficient vehicle descovery...
Cowmilker98 then why did he only attack the hotdog guy when he heard it would make a lot of money? That part showed the person with the bat was killing them for money.
Always seeing you getting finished of in all these wacky poses is always hilarious😂 but seeing you just lying straight down is a great refresher😂 you are way funnier than rdc world!
I feel like the last one was just Caleb's own idea that he's really proud of and wanted to share but didnt want to sound stupid so he made a video just to mention it in it
I been doing that for years. Sauce doesnt get on your lip and toppings dont fall off. Ive never looked back. The secret is just dont apply too much to the back end of the bun so as you bite the extra just moves back instead of falling out the back.
Scientist: "I've figured out how to make smartphones that are indestructible and last forever. You'll never have to buy a new one ever again" Apple: "So you have chosen death"
@@overheaven6625 you must be some dumb ass nationalist the Chinese are innovative, I can't wait to see what you'll see about their 5g like real 5g. Man they are dominating
Props to that scientist man. He was getting murdered and was still worrying about other people
Nah. He was talkin about the PayPal, he wanted his money
Jonas Bon he definitely said people
666th like yessir
@@bopboyzeli3841 wooosh
I thought he was saying "the ping pong" this whole time 😅
"Found the cure to death..."
*kills guy*
*guy comes back cause he tested it on himself" lol
This is what I thought was gonna happen at first tbh lol
400 likes.
He actually lives 3:01
That was a clever move lmao
@@MapleCity64 no one really watches til the end these days
Scientist: discovers something
Government: so anyways I started blasting
Very few will understand this reference. Lol 🙌
@@RacialRainbow only the elite will understand 😌
@@RacialRainbow actually like everyone will
@@RacialRainbow so anyway I started searching
Lel
I just love how each scientist is so focused on revealing their ideas that none notice the dead bodies on the floor lol 😂🤣🤣
Yeah they must be very confident on their breakthrough
No one see the dead bodies … every day.
🤣 I was literally thinking the same thing!
That statement is more real than wed like to think 😂
A pretty good metaphor for reality lol.
Damn, sure is a shame that all three of those scientists just committed suicide all of a sudden
I know right my coworker is a scientist and he found aliens but then suddenly he bashed his own head in with a bat
Dr. Sebi. He cured many people of AIDS, and won the court case
Suicided after creating the cure for death
It's the fame that killed 'em. Does it to the best.
Basically
The FBI are currently at Caleb’s door. He knows too much...
Justin JJ fax
@@sirhostiile5144 machine?
CIA*
@@HakoTaco1 ikr it's literally increase every time I refresh the comments
He always have that baseball going, screw the FBI
Scientist: *finds a breakthrough*
Government: *"You're about to tragically die in a car accident*
“ *your break line might be cut tomorrow* “
Don’t you mean get life challenged and unalive yourself
Sir Kod I love this lol
💯💯
accidentally of course
I’m upset that no one mentioned that the ending is referencing that the guy said he figured out the cure to death while sleeping, and then figured out how to teleport while knocked out
Ah... that actually makes more sense than what I was thinking. I thought he was confused about what had happened and why he was suddenly downstairs.
Underated.
i dont think thats what it means. Murder-Caleb moved smart-calebs body after he died so when smart-caleb comes back from the dead (since he had already 'tested' his undeath invention) he wakes up somewhere else then when he died. So he thinks he teleported
Respawned in a new location
@@spartythespart You're right
Scientists: This is a huge progress for humanity!
Government: *We don't do that here*
this wan 😂
😂 bro I read this comment as soon as I was closing the video. Opened it all the way back up just to give you a like.
*One Percenters: We don’t do that here
Kevin Daugard They’re basically the same thing.
@@JosepiThe13th Sure, but it's far more accurate. You don't even need a government to get shit done if you have money and power already.
scientist: "i have cured death!"
his boss: *you have chosen death*
ironic
I CHOOSE DEATH!
Wakes up from death using the automated cure.
"Ironic, he could save others from death but not himself😏"
X this is so deep 😔🙏🏻🕊
"How does traffic even happen? Just keep driving."
*"He knows too much."*
🤣🤣🤣
**proceeds to grab the bat**
HAHHAHAHAHA i hate you 😂😂
Pisses me off so much when I'm in "traffic" and I get to the front of the jam only to find out there was no jam and people were just driving slow for no reason.
Its that slinky effect fam
*as a scientist myself, i can confirm this is 100% accurate*
@Idk yes i totally am trust trust
source: trust me bro
@Idk you're*
@@DokutaParasu yeah bruh trust me im a scientist
@Idk no one lies on the internet, it’s a rule
“This idea will probably make a lot of money -“ *Gets folded*
Like an omelette
@@hamdaanjahankeer4040 yes exactly like an omelette
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
the ping ponggg
The people!!!
I feel like caleb actually has clones of himself he just murders.
The time between videos is the time it takes for him to grow the new clone
So, the Prestige?
But the clones are cool with it cuz the views.
@@justing7202 im so glad i watched that movie...now i know dat reference and the rick and morty one
Shadow clones
Caleb’s beatdowns are slowly becoming smoother, and harder-hitting, almost like he’s literally getting combos
He was training in the fighting game video
😂 fax
He’s leveling it up
He's training to be a fighter in Smash
We have seen k.o, we have seen counters, we have seen stuns, now we need a few air combos, a nice cross up, an ultimate and a limp storyline to have a fully playable caleb in Street fighter.
As someone who has been putting the condiments underneath the hot-dog, I can say: It is more secure. The bun, however, gets soggy if you use too much/many
That's how my mother made them, when I was young. Which I do when they're homemade.
You are taking to much time eating ur hotdogs if it get soggy!
How long does it take you to eat a fucking hot dog?
Ah, and that is precisely why you must always toast your hot dog buns first - to avoid the sogginess.
its a good idea but would you like if you bough a 5 doller hotdog only for you to find out it has a very small line of toppings on the inside?
“Cure to death itself”
*immediately gets murdered*
@MKCG I mean I did I was just making a joke
@MKCG
Stupid
@MKCG It’s called a joke
@MKCG I get the reference
@MKCG yes you are
Its so funny how his corpse just ended up under the table
Avengers if it was directed just by caleb:
ua-cam.com/video/lCl7I7png08/v-deo.html
That’s close you’re going get to a casket if you’re living on budget
Jeez, thanks.
Imagine reading this before watching the video
@@fodebic5253 Watch the video on my channel pleaze.
Scientist: This is huge progress for humanity!
Government: He shot himself 2 times in the head.
lmao lowkey genius
Funny bc there actually was some famous guy in history that died that way.
Ok how can u shoot the second bullet if ur dead
@@karimnasser5954 r/wooosh
@@БакдаулетЖарылкасын-ш2ж not really a woosh moment
fr tho the hotdog guy is completely right. not only does it keep the condiments secure but it also draws out the flavor on many of them by being soaked in the bread. top notch stuff
Ok ok ok, Sir, next level stuff...here goes...
Why not;
Modify the hot dogs served at the movie theaters, with the bun...made out of... "the condiments?!"
Huh?! No need for countless people tearing, and spitting out plastic mustard, & pickle relish packet wrappers all over the floor of the theater lobby. Lots of strange hands, spreading germs on the relish bar counter top.
Strep, Covid, Sepsis, Zombie Virus, nope!
Just order the hot dog, "all the way" and the server hands you a neat spill-less, hot dog that's actually still warm, with the pickle relish, onions, mustard all in a congealed relish-bun, call it...The "Bun-anza"! You'll charge 'em out-the-azz for napkins though!
So...you're still gaining a profit-revenue stream. Mark it up 2 points and you make $3.50 off of each $5.00 hot dog! No one buys just one hot dog anymore, its like 3 dogs a pop now!
You can't loose money!
It came to me one day at the movies when I accidentally stepped on a full mustard packet that was on the floor...slipped, hit my head and, voila! Lawsuit!
Oh, next week, "Portal-hole Pizza", our R&D guys have developed a dimensional-portal hole that each customer who pays a mark-up price of $200.00 at the snack bar counter, or online gets a chip implanted in them at the ticker booth. While they watch the movie, they snap their finger (like Thanos) and a dimensional worm-hole portal opens up in front of them, a hand comes through and hands them their slice of pizza. Perfect for when we show "Avenger's" movies.
Don't worry, the micro-chip dissolves inside of them after 4 hours. They want another chip implant, they pay another $200.00.
@@stevenserna910 that was the most bizarre and confusing yet entertaining thing i think i've EVER read, and that's saying something
i don't know what you're trying to say but i guess you agree with me so thanks?
congealed relish bun. my god
@@stevenserna910Somebody call the mental ward. One of ‘em got out
The people: Hey, what happened to that guy in the news?
Government: He died, in a mysterious fire....
👀👀👀
A mysterious fire.... that he set himself.... after associating with known radical terrorist groups...
It was an invisible methanol fire... from the racecars... in his office... because Jordan Belfort.
After the fire we discovered that he god shot in the back, most likely suicide
It turns out that he actually slipped on a banana, fell backwards and fell on a knife through his heart
The last guy legit has a good point on hotdogs. The condiments are more secure..
U have 1 mil subs??!?!!!?!?!
I thought I was the only one that did it. Now I know I'm not alone. The world just got a little bit brighter.
bruh the bread gonna get soggy
visual presentation is really all it is.People eat with their eyes too.
simmer down copernicus
If the first scientist came later, he would’ve cured the other two
Its why he got taken out first😂😂
@@boxingelfis1499 lmao
But if he cured death shouldn’t he have already used it on himself? I mean like I was expecting him to wake up later.
@@glenk.4124 he did at the end
@@glenk.4124 Well, it's not like he had a vaccine for death, it was a cure, if he's already dead then it wouldn't matter
0:40 "WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE?! GWAH-Gwah-gwah-wah..." 💀
"I cured death itself!" - scientist, before dying.
look at the ending 😂😂😂
He's alive. Watch till one second before the end of video
Stolen
@@zondor8123 Naw he just learned to teleport
@LL DJ Which means his alive
I legit thought when they where dying they where yelling”THE PAINTBALL!” or “THE PING PONG”, I only realized on the third scientist they where saying “THE PEOPLE!”
Same. I thought it was "THE PAYPAL!!!" on the first guy. Was slightly confused lmao.
THE PEAPOD
Literally thought ping pong.
@@Raiden1 Same UAHSUAHSHUAS
I heard the ping pong until the last guy lol
Scientist: *makes a scientific breakthrough*
The Government: So you've chosen ..... death
Yeah i thought he wouldnt kill the guy with the hotdog idea because of money but nope no progress for the masses at all
i swore i saw this yesterday
Friend of the family developed a sort of "bread" that was nutritionally balanced, cheap to produce, basically cured world hunger.
Men in suits showed up and forced him to watch while they burned his lab to the ground.
Yeah. This is real life.
@@ragnaroksbringer give a link to the news site
@@ragnaroksbringer .?
The little “dink” every time he swings the bat 😂
First dude shoulda got up at the end and been like “I CURED DEATH AND YOU DON’T THINK I USED IT ON MYSELF”
Instead he got up at the end and said "I think I just found out how to teleport"
@@choboibigly6565 I thought that was just another unfortunate soul who's about to die next.
He did at 3:01
666 likes
But what if he dident cure murder yet?
I feel like the bat noise is dangerously accurate
If you hit a ball yeah
fusionxtras no that’s bone meeting steel
on god
😂😂
I cringe.
Scientists: *”I’ve found the cure to Corona and it’s super cheap”* Government: *”Pulls out Bat”* Cheap you say?
Desmond Williams fr
the *bat* you say?
nah they would just slap a $800 price tag on it regardless of how cheap it is
You mean corporations
@@truexenith8596 same thing in America
The hotdog guy is exactly how i do presentations, feeling confident to start, then trailing off with insecurity as i internalise the audience's lack of reaction
In midde school civis class, I was forced to take the side of slavery in a debate.
Many years later, I would make a video proving slavery isn't wrong.
@@scintillam_dei??????
Scientist:”I CREATED A CURE FOR ALL DISEASES.”
Government: *its free real estate*
Cure for Coronavirus
if he took the cure fast he could have been immortal
@@rexxe001 yes
Can you explaind?
Hahaha
"This actually could make alot of money"
Caleb:**locks onto him like a gta V character and starts wailing**
LOCKS ONTO HIM LIKE A GTA CHARACTER LMAO wym he didnt fly like 30 feet
*_Sexy07.com_* 💜
*DWAHOOOOOO*
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL
I love how these people are geniuses, but they didn’t realize that there was a dead body in the room😂
They have 20 in intelligence and 3 in perception
When you put all your skill points on intelligence.
00:52 my boi looked right at my mans on the floor and just kept it pushing, not a priority 💀
Nah man he cured death itself, they just waiting for the revival.
Maybe they did? Then just assumed it was for science. 😂
I like how he waits and hears them out all the way and only then proceeds to fold them
He really knows how to capture hitting people.
🤣🤣
He has experience 😳
Fr it looks just like when I did it
Ikr
It’s like he’s done it before
Scientist: **finds cure**
Government: So you've chosen death
Not if he's able to cure it
What if theirs a cure for cancer but the scientists who discovered chided death 🤔😂😂
69th like
Edit: Lmao I had trouble making this comment because I was laughing at the third scientist gettin’ *B E A T*
Lol tru
Exactly
""ThE PeOPlE WhAT AbOUT ThE PeOPlE""
"ThE PeAcE"
"WaHdOHa ThE PeOPlE"
Calebcity-2020 best quotes
Rand0m me too 💀
@Rand0m Same here
I tought he said
The bees
Caleb: *walks in* Sir! I figured out how to control time *itself*
Caleb: *murders Caleb then sits down*
Caleb: *walks in* Sir! I figured out how to control time *itself*
“Hey, I’m here for the interview”: The Prologue
@@ninjanate5018 So this is why he needed a job.
He shoulda said “I know how to quick save” and made this a prequel.
Nah it’s the same guy from the Scam Likely video cuz he could teleport.
Oh shit that would have been amazing
@@kuroBozi stop promoting yourself in stupid ways, I understand you want to promote it, but try it differently
YellowLion104 success. I think they deleted their comment
@@mightypurplelicious3209 nice
Everybody laughing until a legitimate scientist comments:
"This is so true"
Can’t comment if he got killed first.
@@finris1 unless he cured death
@@nationalanthem8294
You would think the guy who claimed to have cured death would have tested it, knew it was true, and used it on himself.
So is he just faking it on the floor until the guy leaves?
@@finris1 he cured death, he ddint cure passing out
@@nationalanthem8294 Jesus cured death, can confirm governments hate Him
I’m surprised the next scientist who walked in didn’t see the dead bodies on the floor lmao
They did...but they're used to it
They're just napping
He did. That's why he paused when he looked down, lol.
Did you use a capital I for lmao?
Nvm i forgot youtube doesn't give the lowercase L a tiny little bend at the end
they were discretely hidden
This has actually happened, they invented a lightbulb that could last for up to a century, but out of fear that sales would go down, big bulb companies did everything in their power to suppress it.
In other words, greed gets in the way as usual.
Planned Obsolescence
you know, they didn't PREVENT the lightbulb from being created or kill the guy. They just spiced it up with a fresh dose of consumerism.
@@slendr_playr9183planned obsolescence Leads to garbage incandescence
Someone made a engine that can run on like 50 miles a gallon back in the like 60s but obviously the big comps stomped that out
“ it’s ready right now... This could be out by next WEEK”
INSTA KILLL
double points
maxxxx ammoooo
Isaiah 28:
15 Because ye have said, We have made a covenant with death, and with hell are we at agreement; when the overflowing scourge shall pass through, it shall not come unto us: for we have made lies our refuge, and under falsehood have we hid ourselves:
16 ¶ Therefore thus saith the Lord God, Behold, I lay in Zion for a foundation a stone, a tried stone, a precious corner stone, a sure foundation: he that believeth shall not make haste.
17 Judgment also will I lay to the line, and righteousness to the plummet: and the hail shall sweep away the refuge of lies, and the waters shall overflow the hiding place.
18 ¶ And your covenant with death shall be disannulled, and your agreement with hell shall not stand; when the overflowing scourge shall pass through, then ye shall be trodden down by it.
Are we gonna ignore how that guy was freshly tucked under that table
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
0:46
😂😂
Teleportation
Scientists: "actually do their job"
The government: hippity hoppity your life is now my property
I mean, this is very common in history. The Soviet russia killed off a lot of scientists so they couldn't leak their secrets of projects they took part in, and even further back in time a few rulers made master jewellers create masterworks and then killed or disabled them so that nobody else could ever have such a thing ever again. Unsurprisingly, most rulers knew not to kill the goose who lays the golden eggs, though.
This is also the life of elon musk
😂😂😂hipty hopty
@@Call-me-Al I'm heartbroken by this, tell me more.
@@I-MonkMode there was this guy who could cure pretty much anything even aids using natural remedies. Yeah the government off'd him
1:03 Anyone else notice that he’s holding a script of the fitness pacer test? This man is a comedic genius
HOW DID YOU SEE THAT
@@pixelturtle50411080p resolution baby😎
Took me three years to but yeah finally
MY MANS WROTE IT OUT😂🎉🎉🎉
You’re telling me, the answer to fuel that burns for 10 years a gallon is the fitnessgram pacer test?
This is the reason why Aliens doesn't acknowledge our existence
Always going backwards
It's more like corporations telling governments to say no no
Bruh socialist economics
Luiz Vartuli you are correct. Governments inherently are supposed to look out for the people. Corporations are inherently supposed to make a profit.
Only one of those two would appreciate revolutionary technology.
Scientist:I made an actual back from the future hoverboard sir
Government:...haha .... Yeah ,NAH ! Put wheels on it and call it the same name
Luiz Vartuli it’s actually more like government telling corporations to say no no
No no no, now hold on, he's got a point about the hot dog
been doin it like that for a hot minute 👀 when he said it I was like, yeah, that's how it's done.... for that specific reason
They be doing that in Australia
We be doing this in canada forever . I always wondered why they would put condiment on top of hot dogs in us movies lol
@@ZelosSama South Canada here (Maine). been doing it like this as long as i can remember.
@@ZelosSama the bun gets wet
Starring: CalebCity as Thomas Edison
and CalebCity as Nikola Tesla.
*_Sexy07.com_* 😈
So true
@@naomimaeda8582 begone
@@naomimaeda8582 why did I click that lol
@@naomimaeda8582 GET OUUUUT! GET OUUUUUT! OUUUUUUT
Caleb I just wanted to say that ever since we watched this video when you put it out, we've been putting our condiments on the bun first and it's a life saver.
Bro put the bat down please
Let's have a moment of silence for all the scientists who mysteriously lost their lives after making breakthroughs. 😔
Rip🙏😭
@@noskalborg723 I mean if God knew about this he could have done something by now, unless he doesn't care.
😭🙏
@@pxrxy I h8 responses like this, God gave us the greatest power of all, free will. He never controlled us or forced us to do anything. People themselves do horrible things like genocide and rape for example. It's easy to blame others for your own mistakes I guess lmao
@@maybeitsmic5196 Got eem
*1st guy gets folded*
Me: Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
If I'm not mistaken it was him who revived and figured out teleportation at the end.
@@HeyHeyForMe technically though, the first guy said it came to him in a dream.. Maybe he just has a lot of wacky dreams
@@HeyHeyForMe
Why was he sleeping on the floor tho.
@@impulse7942 you're right it is him... Caleb has the same hat and top at the end as the 1st lmaoo
@@arcelay4764 yeah you're right lmaoo
Caleb: I've cured cancer!
Telltale Game: *The government didn't like that*
Telltale games: *The government will remember that*
RichyTubes I don’t approve of you
_smiles at D'angelo the cOnTeNt CoP_
Pharmaceutical companies didn't like that.
When it got to the hot dog thing I was half expecting him to be like “Capital idea! Let’s inform the United Nations!”
This virus is gonna last forever because of this guy
Caleb if he was at government:
ua-cam.com/video/lCl7I7png08/v-deo.html
lmao
@@naomimaeda8582 nah
Word
Nahh covid19 was made in China so it won't last long
He's such a good actor that you actually feel there was too many people on this video
@Stop Looking Okay buzzkill.
People say that I’m the Walmart version of him lmao 😭😂
Cry Tz 😂😂😂
It's the really fun editing. Not the acting.
Eg how the camera shakes and pans in and the direction changes and shit
It's basic but fun.
He has good ideas but no he's not a good actor. His acting is on the same level as 9 out of 10 random people. Anyone could do these lines/characters.
scientist: i found the cure to everything
government: i choped his legs off and then he didn't die
Government: I'm gonna carve my name into your back!
So I set him on fire
ua-cam.com/video/XaHA6wXXKuQ/v-deo.html This guy is named gorvernor and he cut off someone's arm.
Government: He/She committed suicide with two bullet holes in the back of their execution-style decapitated head.
@@edwardaydnap644 Government :I'm killing his pets!!!
I've been putting condiments on the bun, and the hotdog on top for most my life. My logic as a kid was that it would prevent them from spilling or dripping off.
No one’s going to talk about what’s written on the paper??:
“The fitness gram packer test...”
NulliosG - XD
Ok you're right 😂
I was looking for this lmao
Even if it was the cure to everything I wouldn't do it
"The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues."
where did you get packer test from though?
Scientist: *Makes a scientific breakthrough*
Government: *Your free trial of living has now ended*
underrated comment
Ikr 😂
It was pretty obvious but thanks😂
They living for free? Where can I get that after 18 pls
One thousandth like your welcome :D
I’m not kidding, that hotdog idea is actually genius
So would hamburger tooo
n Cubed nah my sister does that shit and it makes the bread too soggy and it just falls through the bottom
That’s how I’ve been doing it for years, except I put stuff inside and outside
If it makes it soggy its because she let it sit to long I do that same thing and honestly its better
No because then the condiments mix with the bun and the taste goes away
Did anyone notice what the paper said 1:06
His Paper: The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The test is used to measure a student's aerobic capacity as part of the FitnessGram assessment. Students run back and forth as many times as they can, each lap signaled by a beep sound
"this idea would probably make a lot of money" -famous last words
What an underrated comment right here!
They should lead with that
Actually his last words were “The people”
DWaYaaaaHOOOOO😂
Edison: I NEED IT!!!
Scientist finds the cure for AIDS
Government: Ima end dis mans whole career
Let me fix that for you
Government: ima end dis mans whole life
Can’t like it it’s at 665
I like your profile picture ma brotha
@@timatola9997 DACHIE
@@Imthegoat2004 it's way past 1k now lol
Caleb only made this to flex his aluminum bat.
That's a cool ass bat ngl
This sounds like something he'd do 😂
He looks like the kind of dude that was on the baseball team in highschool loll.
aluminium
@Max Z aluminum
It's so sad than even the hotdog guy got killed. It may be a parody but this speaks volumes about the human greed and ambition it's so sickening.
Scientist: *Finds cure for cancer*
Government: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that"
*"I'm going to pretend no one else saw that"
Tye person who discovered cancer Cells wrote a book on how to kill them one way is lwering the acidity in the environment so drinking baking soda water for an extended period of time can adjust the human body's PH levels to cure cancer it does lead to temporary and minor negative side effects because of that but it's waaaaay less dangerous than radiation and basically just hoping the cancer dies before the patient but it's also cheaper so nobody would ever recommend it
@@joshuamedina6807 wtf
TheRevivist Also the Government: I’m bout to end this mans whole career
Daniel McEachern right 💯
Caleb: “I found the solution to everything.” Government: No
*no*
no
No
no
no
Caleb: “I’ve cured death”
Death: “What the heck? Was I sick?”
First reply plz like
Im weak
Laugh so hard
ua-cam.com/video/37odYLmQ0sA/v-deo.html
gotta be here before 1k
The fact that governments and corporations do disappear scientists after they make breakthroughs is so damn saddening. I mean look around we have become stagnant as a civilization yet in the 50's we were moving mountains in the way of inventing things.
Dog th u on about
We invented quantum computers. That is literally a quantum leap.
We invented smart phones. Imagine something multiple orders of magnitude stronger than the first computer, literally pocket-sized.
We have created generative AIs that, at some point, was so close to a human it caused an ethical concern when we tried to unplug it.
We created forms of transportation that break the flippin sound barrier. We have SOMEHOW made a HEAVY, REINFORCED CHUNK OF METAL that SOMEHOW can FLY FASTER THAN YOU CAN HEAR.
Our understanding of the universe has never been this impressive in the story of mankind, and we're making progress as we speak !
Heck, we even found a way to bend life itself to our whim, modifying and enhancing it, be it through breeding or straight up genetic modification !
And hell, we are close to figuring out how to create what is practically a small star and get power out of it ! How more advanced does this have to get ?!
@@jeanremi8384dc
This could actually be happening and we would never know
Oh we know. People just need to research. Google all the doctors and scientists with “mysterious” deaths and look into the work they were doing or was against...
Ummm I don't know how to tell you this.... this kind of thing has been happening to people for many years now. Just do some research and you will find multiple instances of people going missing who were working on world changing inventions and discoveries. Look up roads that wont break down, or look up fuel efficient vehicle descovery...
You must've never heard of Dr Sebi.....
K Mit Examples?
It is happening but they always cover it up
Scientists: *literally save humanity*
The government: WAIT THAT'S ILLEGAL
Also pharmaceutical companies
Smh
KILL THE GOVERNMENT
I think the government does it to make balance and to control population
It's not the government, it's the many companies that profit off of the many industries that would be overturned by the new idea.
*Cures everything*
"The peeeeople!"
*Cures hotdogs*
"The peeeeople!"
@*oh no* so did i lol
I kept hearing “The PayPal! What about the PayPal!”
this is why when you have a breakthrough this big you leave and start your own shit.
Caleb: I've found the ultimate fuel!
Also the paper: Shows the script of the FitnessGram Pacer Test.
The fuel is produced by children running the FitnessGram Pacer test
Is it in comic sans font? X D
Time stamp or didn’t happen lame
@@reynaldoray7539 1:03 or 1:04 depending on your pause game
*_Sexy07.com_* 👩❤️👩
nice detail: the one that wakes up is the one that cured death because he can't die.
🤯
Ohh nice
Oooooooo
Thought it was his ghost.
oooooh true
Forget all the other stuff, that hotdog idea was revolutionary
I aways did that is much better
I'm legit going to try it.
I mean dosen't everyone do that unless you buy it from somwhere?
put it IN the hot dog
@@Marcus-pi5li bruh
“Hey! I’m here for the interview.”
“I have all the cures in the world!”
Government: Nah. We’re good
Person: it will probably make a lot of money
Well-That-Makes-Sense.
Well-That-Makes-Sense remember me when u hit 1k likes ur at 733
Scientist: “Makes a breakthrough”
Government: “ I DID IT, ME, BY MYSELF, HAHA”
Or Thomas Edison with the bat of give me your ideas I'm a money hungry pig.
Nah the point is they hide it away rather than let it ever be used, not that they steal it come on dude
Scientists work for the government lol. Who do you think funds them
Cowmilker98 then why did he only attack the hotdog guy when he heard it would make a lot of money? That part showed the person with the bat was killing them for money.
Why do people call me the Walmart Calebcity 😭😂
Inventors: "Makes any substantial contribution to the betterment of society"
Governments: *Hes too powerful to be left alive*
Lmaooo
Here before 1k
Delta lord lmao
TRIGGERED
He must be eliminated
Always seeing you getting finished of in all these wacky poses is always hilarious😂 but seeing you just lying straight down is a great refresher😂 you are way funnier than rdc world!
I just realized that this man made a career talking to himself.
True lmao
And they called me crazy
and folding himself lmao
All those crazy people on the bus are doing it wrong
relevant: ua-cam.com/video/txS_0NQ-vw0/v-deo.html
“this could actually make a lot of money”
caleb; *locks onto him like a gta v character and starts wailing*
*gets struck by a bat* duWA HOOOOO HOOO HOOoo hooo..
This man had the toolie ready😂😂😂
Just because you change the text a little doesn’t mean you didn’t copy the one from 12 hours ago-??
Caleb’s neighbors: quietly sleeping
Caleb: *DWAHOOOOO*
😂🤣😂
The last one
Oh frik 665 likes
Bruhhhh😂
L o l
If he’d have just read the paper and realised it was a transcript for a pacer test, he would have saved a life!
I feel like the last one was just Caleb's own idea that he's really proud of and wanted to share but didnt want to sound stupid so he made a video just to mention it in it
I been doing that for years. Sauce doesnt get on your lip and toppings dont fall off. Ive never looked back. The secret is just dont apply too much to the back end of the bun so as you bite the extra just moves back instead of falling out the back.
@@ShadowMagnum I just put on the bottom and on the top!
@@danb7067 Ahh...so you've chosen death
You mean teleportation? He didn't even tell us how!
Scientist: "I've figured out how to make smartphones that are indestructible and last forever. You'll never have to buy a new one ever again"
Apple: "So you have chosen death"
you will still have to pay if u want the newest specs tho
@@flashrunner2689 Nokia lol.
@@overheaven6625 They do steal blueprints but not to make them better I assure you
They gone charge for updates
@@overheaven6625 you must be some dumb ass nationalist the Chinese are innovative, I can't wait to see what you'll see about their 5g like real 5g. Man they are dominating
His hits are devastating. They should've quick saved before proposing their ideas.
*_Sexy07.com_* 🍙
Naomi mi8 whats wrong with u
@@3xtrathin674 wat happened
Three separate people coming in with life-changing inventions all within seconds of each other is wild
“I have all the cures for the world”
Goverment: YEEET
... so how do you have 70 likes?
ummm ok then now 618
nvm now it’s 723
here before 1k likes
oh now 111
In a minute jeez
i just said yeet
Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
You're too dangerous to be left alive.
He survived
@@jayflow3745 Surprised?
Nice palpatine quote
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth plaguies the wise?
“I don’t need sleep, I need answers.”
Caleb: “I need sleep, it gives me answers”
First reply, like pls
Ok
Ok
No chain for you
Not home but not really ok
The first guy actually cured himself of death already, and is simply playing dead to find the right moment to escape
THE PEOPLE! THE PEOPLE!
Tragic last words before getting absolutely folded
Why did I think they were saying "the ping pong" trying to do some sort of flash back thing to get them spared. Guess I misheard, lol.
And tge dying noises 💀 🤣
@@swaggingtonswag4life209 wait is it ping pong or the people
I thought they were saying "the ping pong!" because the bat hitting them sounds like ping pong.
Why did I hear "THE PAYPAL"
This is why I didn’t tell the government the cure for cancer.
Bro?
And why I didn’t tell them how to get a girlfriend no matter how ugly you are
@@slashstorm7933 Have money.
Prove you know it, I'm not with the FBI I swear
*Population* *Control*
scientist- "I MADE A BAT THAT WONT HURT PEOPLE WHEN YOU HIT THEM"
other scientist- "Run Now"
The same scientist: oh, it wont hurt... After i beat you hard enough!
Everyone: *confused screaming*
“Now who wants to test it?”
This is gonna get 1K likes 😂
*Its Nerf or NOTHING* _proceeds to run that boi's kneecaps_
"The people! The people!" is one of my favorite CalebCity deathscreams ever.