Whenever a scientist makes a scientific breakthrough.

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  • @amirdawson770
    @amirdawson770 4 роки тому +9739

    Props to that scientist man. He was getting murdered and was still worrying about other people

    • @jonasbon2781
      @jonasbon2781 4 роки тому +353

      Nah. He was talkin about the PayPal, he wanted his money

    • @bopboyzeli3841
      @bopboyzeli3841 4 роки тому +54

      Jonas Bon he definitely said people

    • @fastment3s
      @fastment3s 4 роки тому +10

      666th like yessir

    • @tbitw3374
      @tbitw3374 4 роки тому +51

      @@bopboyzeli3841 wooosh

    • @kichonacho800
      @kichonacho800 4 роки тому +85

      I thought he was saying "the ping pong" this whole time 😅

  • @inuian
    @inuian 4 роки тому +9168

    "Found the cure to death..."
    *kills guy*
    *guy comes back cause he tested it on himself" lol

    • @autisticdiablo1746
      @autisticdiablo1746 4 роки тому +365

      This is what I thought was gonna happen at first tbh lol

    • @Caine_House
      @Caine_House 4 роки тому +13

      400 likes.

    • @MapleCity64
      @MapleCity64 4 роки тому +146

      He actually lives 3:01

    • @Senseirey
      @Senseirey 4 роки тому +43

      That was a clever move lmao

    • @jefflove2777
      @jefflove2777 4 роки тому +57

      @@MapleCity64 no one really watches til the end these days

  • @ferretrevelvent6793
    @ferretrevelvent6793 4 роки тому +9260

    Scientist: discovers something
    Government: so anyways I started blasting

    • @RacialRainbow
      @RacialRainbow 4 роки тому +118

      Very few will understand this reference. Lol 🙌

    • @misomar7193
      @misomar7193 4 роки тому +66

      @@RacialRainbow only the elite will understand 😌

    • @jagar5580
      @jagar5580 4 роки тому +154

      @@RacialRainbow actually like everyone will

    • @waynicliz
      @waynicliz 4 роки тому +63

      @@RacialRainbow so anyway I started searching

    • @amayahampton8810
      @amayahampton8810 4 роки тому +6

      Lel

  • @CariYRichardson
    @CariYRichardson 3 роки тому +9011

    I just love how each scientist is so focused on revealing their ideas that none notice the dead bodies on the floor lol 😂🤣🤣

    • @Bigpoolofthor
      @Bigpoolofthor 2 роки тому +158

      Yeah they must be very confident on their breakthrough

    • @cellcat
      @cellcat 2 роки тому +38

      No one see the dead bodies … every day.

    • @SirWarden
      @SirWarden 2 роки тому +23

      🤣 I was literally thinking the same thing!

    • @dimeandbiggie353
      @dimeandbiggie353 2 роки тому +32

      That statement is more real than wed like to think 😂

    • @Azrael79a
      @Azrael79a 2 роки тому +17

      A pretty good metaphor for reality lol.

  • @Abraxas365wastaken
    @Abraxas365wastaken 4 роки тому +28511

    Damn, sure is a shame that all three of those scientists just committed suicide all of a sudden

    • @finesse3175
      @finesse3175 4 роки тому +2206

      I know right my coworker is a scientist and he found aliens but then suddenly he bashed his own head in with a bat

    • @LimeLivesMatter
      @LimeLivesMatter 4 роки тому +591

      Dr. Sebi. He cured many people of AIDS, and won the court case

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous 4 роки тому +925

      Suicided after creating the cure for death

    • @peterjp4
      @peterjp4 4 роки тому +226

      It's the fame that killed 'em. Does it to the best.

    • @aaronB12224
      @aaronB12224 4 роки тому +21

      Basically

  • @justinjj4503
    @justinjj4503 4 роки тому +5403

    The FBI are currently at Caleb’s door. He knows too much...

    • @sirhostiile5144
      @sirhostiile5144 4 роки тому +23

      Justin JJ fax

    • @jessieismessy
      @jessieismessy 4 роки тому +17

      @@sirhostiile5144 machine?

    • @benayasdebela1164
      @benayasdebela1164 4 роки тому +13

      CIA*

    • @ma_ab-3806
      @ma_ab-3806 4 роки тому +3

      @@HakoTaco1 ikr it's literally increase every time I refresh the comments

    • @NtJk
      @NtJk 4 роки тому

      He always have that baseball going, screw the FBI

  • @jakenation6573
    @jakenation6573 4 роки тому +6453

    Scientist: *finds a breakthrough*
    Government: *"You're about to tragically die in a car accident*

  • @A_Professional_Idiot_mk.2
    @A_Professional_Idiot_mk.2 2 роки тому +4829

    I’m upset that no one mentioned that the ending is referencing that the guy said he figured out the cure to death while sleeping, and then figured out how to teleport while knocked out

    • @gaysarahk
      @gaysarahk 2 роки тому +350

      Ah... that actually makes more sense than what I was thinking. I thought he was confused about what had happened and why he was suddenly downstairs.

    • @chemicalcreations2022
      @chemicalcreations2022 2 роки тому +25

      Underated.

    • @spartythespart
      @spartythespart 2 роки тому +356

      i dont think thats what it means. Murder-Caleb moved smart-calebs body after he died so when smart-caleb comes back from the dead (since he had already 'tested' his undeath invention) he wakes up somewhere else then when he died. So he thinks he teleported

    • @ilikepigeons6101
      @ilikepigeons6101 2 роки тому +57

      Respawned in a new location

    • @TheSpacePlaceYT
      @TheSpacePlaceYT 2 роки тому +23

      @@spartythespart You're right

  • @mxrkb10
    @mxrkb10 4 роки тому +20647

    Scientists: This is a huge progress for humanity!
    Government: *We don't do that here*

    • @shawnmkandla7892
      @shawnmkandla7892 4 роки тому +170

      this wan 😂

    • @nekotfarmer
      @nekotfarmer 4 роки тому +273

      😂 bro I read this comment as soon as I was closing the video. Opened it all the way back up just to give you a like.

    • @kevindaugard3244
      @kevindaugard3244 4 роки тому +268

      *One Percenters: We don’t do that here

    • @JosepiThe13th
      @JosepiThe13th 4 роки тому +118

      Kevin Daugard They’re basically the same thing.

    • @dopaminecloud
      @dopaminecloud 4 роки тому +106

      @@JosepiThe13th Sure, but it's far more accurate. You don't even need a government to get shit done if you have money and power already.

  • @ian-roadto0subscribers564
    @ian-roadto0subscribers564 4 роки тому +4274

    scientist: "i have cured death!"
    his boss: *you have chosen death*

  • @hypemynizzle
    @hypemynizzle 4 роки тому +3367

    "How does traffic even happen? Just keep driving."
    *"He knows too much."*

    • @_wazzer
      @_wazzer 4 роки тому +7

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @mightypurplelicious3209
      @mightypurplelicious3209 4 роки тому +69

      **proceeds to grab the bat**

    • @Ayberch
      @Ayberch 4 роки тому +6

      HAHHAHAHAHA i hate you 😂😂

    • @eddiebutler3
      @eddiebutler3 4 роки тому +64

      Pisses me off so much when I'm in "traffic" and I get to the front of the jam only to find out there was no jam and people were just driving slow for no reason.

    • @mskdxnightmare
      @mskdxnightmare 4 роки тому +6

      Its that slinky effect fam

  • @hrg384
    @hrg384 2 роки тому +3126

    *as a scientist myself, i can confirm this is 100% accurate*

    • @hrg384
      @hrg384 2 роки тому +88

      @Idk yes i totally am trust trust

    • @DokutaParasu
      @DokutaParasu 2 роки тому +97

      source: trust me bro

    • @jamsheeddevotee7588
      @jamsheeddevotee7588 2 роки тому +6

      @Idk you're*

    • @hrg384
      @hrg384 2 роки тому +18

      @@DokutaParasu yeah bruh trust me im a scientist

    • @DrDeusExMachina
      @DrDeusExMachina 2 роки тому +44

      @Idk no one lies on the internet, it’s a rule

  • @josephgetachew4215
    @josephgetachew4215 4 роки тому +27660

    “This idea will probably make a lot of money -“ *Gets folded*

  • @CooperHayes0795
    @CooperHayes0795 4 роки тому +9192

    I feel like caleb actually has clones of himself he just murders.

    • @TheOtherOne7isBlueMaid
      @TheOtherOne7isBlueMaid 4 роки тому +290

      The time between videos is the time it takes for him to grow the new clone

    • @justing7202
      @justing7202 4 роки тому +75

      So, the Prestige?

    • @_ilynux
      @_ilynux 4 роки тому +66

      But the clones are cool with it cuz the views.

    • @tobehonest116
      @tobehonest116 4 роки тому +19

      @@justing7202 im so glad i watched that movie...now i know dat reference and the rick and morty one

    • @p_pthenoob
      @p_pthenoob 4 роки тому +11

      Shadow clones

  • @tylersun4300
    @tylersun4300 4 роки тому +13371

    Caleb’s beatdowns are slowly becoming smoother, and harder-hitting, almost like he’s literally getting combos

    • @auto_4097
      @auto_4097 4 роки тому +268

      He was training in the fighting game video

    • @lilmacco7674
      @lilmacco7674 4 роки тому +33

      😂 fax

    • @jittercritter
      @jittercritter 4 роки тому +68

      He’s leveling it up

    • @tytbmbutterboi6664
      @tytbmbutterboi6664 4 роки тому +33

      He's training to be a fighter in Smash

    • @xerothusxerotthus781
      @xerothusxerotthus781 4 роки тому +43

      We have seen k.o, we have seen counters, we have seen stuns, now we need a few air combos, a nice cross up, an ultimate and a limp storyline to have a fully playable caleb in Street fighter.

  • @DontTripChocolateDrip
    @DontTripChocolateDrip 2 роки тому +709

    As someone who has been putting the condiments underneath the hot-dog, I can say: It is more secure. The bun, however, gets soggy if you use too much/many

    • @do3807
      @do3807 2 роки тому +9

      That's how my mother made them, when I was young. Which I do when they're homemade.

    • @mikem970
      @mikem970 2 роки тому +17

      You are taking to much time eating ur hotdogs if it get soggy!

    • @MatthewCJoy
      @MatthewCJoy Рік тому

      How long does it take you to eat a fucking hot dog?

    • @auzzy999
      @auzzy999 Рік тому +11

      Ah, and that is precisely why you must always toast your hot dog buns first - to avoid the sogginess.

    • @XxsniperxelitxomegaxlmaoxOwOxX
      @XxsniperxelitxomegaxlmaoxOwOxX Рік тому +2

      its a good idea but would you like if you bough a 5 doller hotdog only for you to find out it has a very small line of toppings on the inside?

  • @jackysbin3860
    @jackysbin3860 4 роки тому +10571

    “Cure to death itself”
    *immediately gets murdered*

  • @iknowyou6725
    @iknowyou6725 4 роки тому +2969

    Its so funny how his corpse just ended up under the table

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 4 роки тому +15

      Avengers if it was directed just by caleb:
      ua-cam.com/video/lCl7I7png08/v-deo.html

    • @OneEyedWolf
      @OneEyedWolf 4 роки тому +18

      That’s close you’re going get to a casket if you’re living on budget

    • @EdwardXVI
      @EdwardXVI 4 роки тому

      Jeez, thanks.

    • @quoamrossm8892
      @quoamrossm8892 4 роки тому +4

      Imagine reading this before watching the video

    • @ZackBryan357
      @ZackBryan357 4 роки тому

      @@fodebic5253 Watch the video on my channel pleaze.

  • @theworstapollo5719
    @theworstapollo5719 4 роки тому +4964

    Scientist: This is huge progress for humanity!
    Government: He shot himself 2 times in the head.

  • @JaxontheOkay
    @JaxontheOkay 2 роки тому +219

    fr tho the hotdog guy is completely right. not only does it keep the condiments secure but it also draws out the flavor on many of them by being soaked in the bread. top notch stuff

    • @stevenserna910
      @stevenserna910 2 роки тому +8

      Ok ok ok, Sir, next level stuff...here goes...
      Why not;
      Modify the hot dogs served at the movie theaters, with the bun...made out of... "the condiments?!"
      Huh?! No need for countless people tearing, and spitting out plastic mustard, & pickle relish packet wrappers all over the floor of the theater lobby. Lots of strange hands, spreading germs on the relish bar counter top.
      Strep, Covid, Sepsis, Zombie Virus, nope!
      Just order the hot dog, "all the way" and the server hands you a neat spill-less, hot dog that's actually still warm, with the pickle relish, onions, mustard all in a congealed relish-bun, call it...The "Bun-anza"! You'll charge 'em out-the-azz for napkins though!
      So...you're still gaining a profit-revenue stream. Mark it up 2 points and you make $3.50 off of each $5.00 hot dog! No one buys just one hot dog anymore, its like 3 dogs a pop now!
      You can't loose money!
      It came to me one day at the movies when I accidentally stepped on a full mustard packet that was on the floor...slipped, hit my head and, voila! Lawsuit!
      Oh, next week, "Portal-hole Pizza", our R&D guys have developed a dimensional-portal hole that each customer who pays a mark-up price of $200.00 at the snack bar counter, or online gets a chip implanted in them at the ticker booth. While they watch the movie, they snap their finger (like Thanos) and a dimensional worm-hole portal opens up in front of them, a hand comes through and hands them their slice of pizza. Perfect for when we show "Avenger's" movies.
      Don't worry, the micro-chip dissolves inside of them after 4 hours. They want another chip implant, they pay another $200.00.

    • @JaxontheOkay
      @JaxontheOkay 2 роки тому +10

      @@stevenserna910 that was the most bizarre and confusing yet entertaining thing i think i've EVER read, and that's saying something
      i don't know what you're trying to say but i guess you agree with me so thanks?
      congealed relish bun. my god

    • @marr1235
      @marr1235 9 місяців тому +1

      @@stevenserna910Somebody call the mental ward. One of ‘em got out

  • @rhinokaroku9765
    @rhinokaroku9765 4 роки тому +4541

    The people: Hey, what happened to that guy in the news?
    Government: He died, in a mysterious fire....

    • @doug_jewell
      @doug_jewell 4 роки тому +27

      👀👀👀

    • @SkydivingSquid
      @SkydivingSquid 4 роки тому +164

      A mysterious fire.... that he set himself.... after associating with known radical terrorist groups...

    • @broodypie2216
      @broodypie2216 4 роки тому +64

      It was an invisible methanol fire... from the racecars... in his office... because Jordan Belfort.

    • @Gustavozxd13
      @Gustavozxd13 4 роки тому +58

      After the fire we discovered that he god shot in the back, most likely suicide

    • @diamondog101
      @diamondog101 4 роки тому +39

      It turns out that he actually slipped on a banana, fell backwards and fell on a knife through his heart

  • @Top10Archive
    @Top10Archive 4 роки тому +26902

    The last guy legit has a good point on hotdogs. The condiments are more secure..

    • @pianohelper8873
      @pianohelper8873 4 роки тому +134

      U have 1 mil subs??!?!!!?!?!

    • @INC0GNI70
      @INC0GNI70 4 роки тому +580

      I thought I was the only one that did it. Now I know I'm not alone. The world just got a little bit brighter.

    • @Vashellion
      @Vashellion 4 роки тому +537

      bruh the bread gonna get soggy

    • @KingM119
      @KingM119 4 роки тому +264

      visual presentation is really all it is.People eat with their eyes too.

    • @SoCalRyeder
      @SoCalRyeder 4 роки тому +38

      simmer down copernicus

  • @the711devin4
    @the711devin4 4 роки тому +5189

    If the first scientist came later, he would’ve cured the other two

    • @boxingelfis1499
      @boxingelfis1499 4 роки тому +279

      Its why he got taken out first😂😂

    • @mento3607
      @mento3607 4 роки тому +14

      @@boxingelfis1499 lmao

    • @glenk.4124
      @glenk.4124 4 роки тому +67

      But if he cured death shouldn’t he have already used it on himself? I mean like I was expecting him to wake up later.

    • @xavierfaust9417
      @xavierfaust9417 4 роки тому +87

      @@glenk.4124 he did at the end

    • @williaml.2846
      @williaml.2846 4 роки тому +28

      @@glenk.4124 Well, it's not like he had a vaccine for death, it was a cure, if he's already dead then it wouldn't matter

  • @k.r.99
    @k.r.99 2 роки тому +21

    0:40 "WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE?! GWAH-Gwah-gwah-wah..." 💀

  • @Valvadrix
    @Valvadrix 4 роки тому +2611

    "I cured death itself!" - scientist, before dying.

    • @GhostedGamer
      @GhostedGamer 4 роки тому +116

      look at the ending 😂😂😂

    • @zondor8123
      @zondor8123 4 роки тому +86

      He's alive. Watch till one second before the end of video

    • @Stickyz
      @Stickyz 4 роки тому +5

      Stolen

    • @lldj14
      @lldj14 4 роки тому +16

      @@zondor8123 Naw he just learned to teleport

    • @ułttimate
      @ułttimate 4 роки тому +7

      @LL DJ Which means his alive

  • @Castlattice
    @Castlattice 4 роки тому +3459

    I legit thought when they where dying they where yelling”THE PAINTBALL!” or “THE PING PONG”, I only realized on the third scientist they where saying “THE PEOPLE!”

    • @Raiden1
      @Raiden1 4 роки тому +158

      Same. I thought it was "THE PAYPAL!!!" on the first guy. Was slightly confused lmao.

    • @nazek4216
      @nazek4216 4 роки тому +62

      THE PEAPOD

    • @CaliGramz
      @CaliGramz 4 роки тому +51

      Literally thought ping pong.

    • @lucasbarbosa1902
      @lucasbarbosa1902 4 роки тому +4

      @@Raiden1 Same UAHSUAHSHUAS

    • @taco_man_ray9262
      @taco_man_ray9262 4 роки тому +16

      I heard the ping pong until the last guy lol

  • @nouration9685
    @nouration9685 4 роки тому +5887

    Scientist: *makes a scientific breakthrough*
    The Government: So you've chosen ..... death

    • @damiem9449
      @damiem9449 4 роки тому +106

      Yeah i thought he wouldnt kill the guy with the hotdog idea because of money but nope no progress for the masses at all

    • @thatguy5720
      @thatguy5720 4 роки тому +3

      i swore i saw this yesterday

    • @ragnaroksbringer
      @ragnaroksbringer 4 роки тому +44

      Friend of the family developed a sort of "bread" that was nutritionally balanced, cheap to produce, basically cured world hunger.
      Men in suits showed up and forced him to watch while they burned his lab to the ground.
      Yeah. This is real life.

    • @sanik1177
      @sanik1177 4 роки тому +13

      @@ragnaroksbringer give a link to the news site

    • @Dev-rc7sd
      @Dev-rc7sd 4 роки тому +1

      @@ragnaroksbringer .?

  • @maxthebear7765
    @maxthebear7765 Рік тому +52

    The little “dink” every time he swings the bat 😂

  • @imcd6885
    @imcd6885 4 роки тому +6259

    First dude shoulda got up at the end and been like “I CURED DEATH AND YOU DON’T THINK I USED IT ON MYSELF”

    • @choboibigly6565
      @choboibigly6565 4 роки тому +328

      Instead he got up at the end and said "I think I just found out how to teleport"

    • @pepethefrog6809
      @pepethefrog6809 3 роки тому +85

      @@choboibigly6565 I thought that was just another unfortunate soul who's about to die next.

    • @welp4709
      @welp4709 3 роки тому +47

      He did at 3:01

    • @DJMKFULLER
      @DJMKFULLER 3 роки тому +10

      666 likes

    • @therealicecat
      @therealicecat 3 роки тому +10

      But what if he dident cure murder yet?

  • @Rahul-ef2ou
    @Rahul-ef2ou 4 роки тому +3768

    I feel like the bat noise is dangerously accurate

  • @desmondwilliams7174
    @desmondwilliams7174 4 роки тому +3835

    Scientists: *”I’ve found the cure to Corona and it’s super cheap”* Government: *”Pulls out Bat”* Cheap you say?

    • @ranasiamiles520
      @ranasiamiles520 4 роки тому +21

      Desmond Williams fr

    • @ieatmud6965
      @ieatmud6965 4 роки тому +51

      the *bat* you say?

    • @KumoGoesFast
      @KumoGoesFast 4 роки тому +69

      nah they would just slap a $800 price tag on it regardless of how cheap it is

    • @truexenith8596
      @truexenith8596 4 роки тому +15

      You mean corporations

    • @KumoGoesFast
      @KumoGoesFast 4 роки тому +31

      @@truexenith8596 same thing in America

  • @jazquartz
    @jazquartz 2 роки тому +31

    The hotdog guy is exactly how i do presentations, feeling confident to start, then trailing off with insecurity as i internalise the audience's lack of reaction

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei Рік тому +2

      In midde school civis class, I was forced to take the side of slavery in a debate.
      Many years later, I would make a video proving slavery isn't wrong.

    • @ahmadazem4167
      @ahmadazem4167 Рік тому

      ​@@scintillam_dei??????

  • @thatluckylettuceguythatsle4358
    @thatluckylettuceguythatsle4358 4 роки тому +2887

    Scientist:”I CREATED A CURE FOR ALL DISEASES.”
    Government: *its free real estate*

  • @ishrekdaily7990
    @ishrekdaily7990 4 роки тому +1941

    "This actually could make alot of money"
    Caleb:**locks onto him like a gta V character and starts wailing**

    • @danb4900
      @danb4900 4 роки тому +18

      LOCKS ONTO HIM LIKE A GTA CHARACTER LMAO wym he didnt fly like 30 feet

    • @naomimaeda8582
      @naomimaeda8582 4 роки тому +2

      *_Sexy07.com_* 💜

    • @charlesjefferson4372
      @charlesjefferson4372 4 роки тому +4

      *DWAHOOOOOO*

    • @mallowout
      @mallowout 4 роки тому +4

      YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL

  • @personest_person
    @personest_person 4 роки тому +9364

    I love how these people are geniuses, but they didn’t realize that there was a dead body in the room😂

    • @CygnusTheSilly
      @CygnusTheSilly 4 роки тому +344

      They have 20 in intelligence and 3 in perception

    • @nanochic
      @nanochic 4 роки тому +184

      When you put all your skill points on intelligence.

    • @jphix9327
      @jphix9327 4 роки тому +142

      00:52 my boi looked right at my mans on the floor and just kept it pushing, not a priority 💀

    • @nognacho5477
      @nognacho5477 4 роки тому +63

      Nah man he cured death itself, they just waiting for the revival.

    • @Lillywaterleaf
      @Lillywaterleaf 4 роки тому +15

      Maybe they did? Then just assumed it was for science. 😂

  • @ice-lord9919
    @ice-lord9919 2 роки тому +66

    I like how he waits and hears them out all the way and only then proceeds to fold them

  • @karanyadav8594
    @karanyadav8594 4 роки тому +2385

    He really knows how to capture hitting people.

  • @sarinvinod9699
    @sarinvinod9699 4 роки тому +2976

    Scientist: **finds cure**
    Government: So you've chosen death

    • @imad8347
      @imad8347 4 роки тому +55

      Not if he's able to cure it

    • @Onerev1
      @Onerev1 4 роки тому +22

      What if theirs a cure for cancer but the scientists who discovered chided death 🤔😂😂

    • @_deletus_
      @_deletus_ 4 роки тому +5

      69th like
      Edit: Lmao I had trouble making this comment because I was laughing at the third scientist gettin’ *B E A T*

    • @rikustorm13
      @rikustorm13 4 роки тому

      Lol tru

    • @Buttclinger
      @Buttclinger 4 роки тому

      Exactly

  • @suphey8488
    @suphey8488 4 роки тому +1566

    ""ThE PeOPlE WhAT AbOUT ThE PeOPlE""
    "ThE PeAcE"
    "WaHdOHa ThE PeOPlE"
    Calebcity-2020 best quotes

  • @EpsilonD2
    @EpsilonD2 Рік тому +69

    Caleb: *walks in* Sir! I figured out how to control time *itself*
    Caleb: *murders Caleb then sits down*
    Caleb: *walks in* Sir! I figured out how to control time *itself*

    • @ninjanate5018
      @ninjanate5018 11 місяців тому +4

      “Hey, I’m here for the interview”: The Prologue

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 7 місяців тому +2

      @@ninjanate5018 So this is why he needed a job.

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn 4 роки тому +3835

    He shoulda said “I know how to quick save” and made this a prequel.

    • @khyreebrown8197
      @khyreebrown8197 4 роки тому +48

      Nah it’s the same guy from the Scam Likely video cuz he could teleport.

    • @ryadh456
      @ryadh456 4 роки тому +14

      Oh shit that would have been amazing

    • @WOLLEY104
      @WOLLEY104 4 роки тому +6

      @@kuroBozi stop promoting yourself in stupid ways, I understand you want to promote it, but try it differently

    • @mightypurplelicious3209
      @mightypurplelicious3209 4 роки тому +3

      YellowLion104 success. I think they deleted their comment

    • @WOLLEY104
      @WOLLEY104 4 роки тому +2

      @@mightypurplelicious3209 nice

  • @slu8095
    @slu8095 3 роки тому +22435

    Everybody laughing until a legitimate scientist comments:
    "This is so true"

    • @finris1
      @finris1 3 роки тому +1129

      Can’t comment if he got killed first.

    • @nationalanthem8294
      @nationalanthem8294 3 роки тому +463

      @@finris1 unless he cured death

    • @finris1
      @finris1 3 роки тому +536

      @@nationalanthem8294
      You would think the guy who claimed to have cured death would have tested it, knew it was true, and used it on himself.
      So is he just faking it on the floor until the guy leaves?

    • @friedegg3732
      @friedegg3732 3 роки тому +341

      @@finris1 he cured death, he ddint cure passing out

    • @LoftOfTheUniverse
      @LoftOfTheUniverse 3 роки тому +202

      @@nationalanthem8294 Jesus cured death, can confirm governments hate Him

  • @teagannotfound2564
    @teagannotfound2564 4 роки тому +1923

    I’m surprised the next scientist who walked in didn’t see the dead bodies on the floor lmao

    • @tegrabalonga9502
      @tegrabalonga9502 4 роки тому +98

      They did...but they're used to it

    • @SuperNerdgirl101
      @SuperNerdgirl101 4 роки тому +34

      They're just napping

    • @TummyHissell
      @TummyHissell 4 роки тому +30

      He did. That's why he paused when he looked down, lol.

    • @jeetskeet8162
      @jeetskeet8162 4 роки тому +3

      Did you use a capital I for lmao?
      Nvm i forgot youtube doesn't give the lowercase L a tiny little bend at the end

    • @blvck1635
      @blvck1635 4 роки тому +5

      they were discretely hidden

  • @I_Dislike_YouTube_Handles
    @I_Dislike_YouTube_Handles Рік тому +200

    This has actually happened, they invented a lightbulb that could last for up to a century, but out of fear that sales would go down, big bulb companies did everything in their power to suppress it.

    • @elitegamer9310
      @elitegamer9310 Рік тому +58

      In other words, greed gets in the way as usual.

    • @slendr_playr9183
      @slendr_playr9183 Рік тому +33

      Planned Obsolescence

    • @jeanremi8384
      @jeanremi8384 Рік тому +12

      you know, they didn't PREVENT the lightbulb from being created or kill the guy. They just spiced it up with a fresh dose of consumerism.

    • @UnwovenSleeve
      @UnwovenSleeve Рік тому +27

      ⁠​⁠@@slendr_playr9183planned obsolescence Leads to garbage incandescence

    • @JS-rv3et
      @JS-rv3et Рік тому +9

      Someone made a engine that can run on like 50 miles a gallon back in the like 60s but obviously the big comps stomped that out

  • @yawcet2780
    @yawcet2780 4 роки тому +1856

    “ it’s ready right now... This could be out by next WEEK”
    INSTA KILLL

    • @jadeskywalker06
      @jadeskywalker06 4 роки тому +5

      double points

    • @ItsMoejave
      @ItsMoejave 4 роки тому +4

      maxxxx ammoooo

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 4 роки тому +2

      Isaiah 28:
      15 Because ye have said, We have made a covenant with death, and with hell are we at agreement; when the overflowing scourge shall pass through, it shall not come unto us: for we have made lies our refuge, and under falsehood have we hid ourselves:
      16 ¶ Therefore thus saith the Lord God, Behold, I lay in Zion for a foundation a stone, a tried stone, a precious corner stone, a sure foundation: he that believeth shall not make haste.
      17 Judgment also will I lay to the line, and righteousness to the plummet: and the hail shall sweep away the refuge of lies, and the waters shall overflow the hiding place.
      18 ¶ And your covenant with death shall be disannulled, and your agreement with hell shall not stand; when the overflowing scourge shall pass through, then ye shall be trodden down by it.

  • @shadesanders3153
    @shadesanders3153 4 роки тому +2690

    Are we gonna ignore how that guy was freshly tucked under that table

  • @aemolle02
    @aemolle02 4 роки тому +2039

    Scientists: "actually do their job"
    The government: hippity hoppity your life is now my property

    • @Call-me-Al
      @Call-me-Al 4 роки тому +115

      I mean, this is very common in history. The Soviet russia killed off a lot of scientists so they couldn't leak their secrets of projects they took part in, and even further back in time a few rulers made master jewellers create masterworks and then killed or disabled them so that nobody else could ever have such a thing ever again. Unsurprisingly, most rulers knew not to kill the goose who lays the golden eggs, though.

    • @kinghassy334
      @kinghassy334 4 роки тому +11

      This is also the life of elon musk

    • @Onerev1
      @Onerev1 4 роки тому +8

      😂😂😂hipty hopty

    • @I-MonkMode
      @I-MonkMode 4 роки тому +6

      @@Call-me-Al I'm heartbroken by this, tell me more.

    • @monkmonk9535
      @monkmonk9535 4 роки тому +11

      @@I-MonkMode there was this guy who could cure pretty much anything even aids using natural remedies. Yeah the government off'd him

  • @Kodiakhunter
    @Kodiakhunter Рік тому +103

    1:03 Anyone else notice that he’s holding a script of the fitness pacer test? This man is a comedic genius

    • @pixelturtle5041
      @pixelturtle5041 Рік тому +7

      HOW DID YOU SEE THAT

    • @Kodiakhunter
      @Kodiakhunter Рік тому

      @@pixelturtle50411080p resolution baby😎

    • @garfield8811
      @garfield8811 11 місяців тому +3

      Took me three years to but yeah finally

    • @Cyburim
      @Cyburim 11 місяців тому

      MY MANS WROTE IT OUT😂🎉🎉🎉

    • @bbarbiter
      @bbarbiter 11 місяців тому +6

      You’re telling me, the answer to fuel that burns for 10 years a gallon is the fitnessgram pacer test?

  • @breakdancerje-sus3394
    @breakdancerje-sus3394 4 роки тому +2708

    This is the reason why Aliens doesn't acknowledge our existence
    Always going backwards

    • @ziul123
      @ziul123 4 роки тому +135

      It's more like corporations telling governments to say no no

    • @Wickedonezz
      @Wickedonezz 4 роки тому +6

      Bruh socialist economics

    • @RevanLaughs
      @RevanLaughs 4 роки тому +50

      Luiz Vartuli you are correct. Governments inherently are supposed to look out for the people. Corporations are inherently supposed to make a profit.
      Only one of those two would appreciate revolutionary technology.

    • @izukumidoriya1424
      @izukumidoriya1424 4 роки тому +9

      Scientist:I made an actual back from the future hoverboard sir
      Government:...haha .... Yeah ,NAH ! Put wheels on it and call it the same name

    • @Nick-vp9gb
      @Nick-vp9gb 4 роки тому +2

      Luiz Vartuli it’s actually more like government telling corporations to say no no

  • @jackgilmore2793
    @jackgilmore2793 4 роки тому +3154

    No no no, now hold on, he's got a point about the hot dog

    • @kosmic_overlord
      @kosmic_overlord 4 роки тому +97

      been doin it like that for a hot minute 👀 when he said it I was like, yeah, that's how it's done.... for that specific reason

    • @rohangounder7000
      @rohangounder7000 4 роки тому +52

      They be doing that in Australia

    • @ZelosSama
      @ZelosSama 4 роки тому +41

      We be doing this in canada forever . I always wondered why they would put condiment on top of hot dogs in us movies lol

    • @josephchase3079
      @josephchase3079 4 роки тому +8

      @@ZelosSama South Canada here (Maine). been doing it like this as long as i can remember.

    • @ion063
      @ion063 4 роки тому +33

      @@ZelosSama the bun gets wet

  • @amariboxill9033
    @amariboxill9033 4 роки тому +2151

    Starring: CalebCity as Thomas Edison
    and CalebCity as Nikola Tesla.

  • @boganfett
    @boganfett 2 роки тому +1

    Caleb I just wanted to say that ever since we watched this video when you put it out, we've been putting our condiments on the bun first and it's a life saver.
    Bro put the bat down please

  • @Galaxy-MusicX
    @Galaxy-MusicX 4 роки тому +11394

    Let's have a moment of silence for all the scientists who mysteriously lost their lives after making breakthroughs. 😔

    • @IsaiahSenku
      @IsaiahSenku 4 роки тому +107

      Rip🙏😭

    • @pxrxy
      @pxrxy 4 роки тому +162

      @@noskalborg723 I mean if God knew about this he could have done something by now, unless he doesn't care.

    • @bnashtay2278
      @bnashtay2278 4 роки тому +8

      😭🙏

    • @maybeitsmic5196
      @maybeitsmic5196 4 роки тому +153

      @@pxrxy I h8 responses like this, God gave us the greatest power of all, free will. He never controlled us or forced us to do anything. People themselves do horrible things like genocide and rape for example. It's easy to blame others for your own mistakes I guess lmao

    • @wisco9er536
      @wisco9er536 4 роки тому +41

      @@maybeitsmic5196 Got eem

  • @HeyHeyForMe
    @HeyHeyForMe 4 роки тому +2454

    *1st guy gets folded*
    Me: Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

    • @VoidScorpius
      @VoidScorpius 4 роки тому +200

      If I'm not mistaken it was him who revived and figured out teleportation at the end.

    • @impulse7942
      @impulse7942 4 роки тому +60

      @@HeyHeyForMe technically though, the first guy said it came to him in a dream.. Maybe he just has a lot of wacky dreams

    • @arcelay4764
      @arcelay4764 4 роки тому +11

      @@HeyHeyForMe
      Why was he sleeping on the floor tho.

    • @HeyHeyForMe
      @HeyHeyForMe 4 роки тому +18

      @@impulse7942 you're right it is him... Caleb has the same hat and top at the end as the 1st lmaoo

    • @HeyHeyForMe
      @HeyHeyForMe 4 роки тому +4

      @@arcelay4764 yeah you're right lmaoo

  • @synthesize9068
    @synthesize9068 4 роки тому +762

    Caleb: I've cured cancer!
    Telltale Game: *The government didn't like that*

  • @captainpalegg2860
    @captainpalegg2860 3 роки тому +2

    When it got to the hot dog thing I was half expecting him to be like “Capital idea! Let’s inform the United Nations!”

  • @JAWDSquad
    @JAWDSquad 4 роки тому +3218

    This virus is gonna last forever because of this guy

  • @gabrielh5105
    @gabrielh5105 4 роки тому +1472

    He's such a good actor that you actually feel there was too many people on this video

    • @sundigest1121
      @sundigest1121 4 роки тому +63

      @Stop Looking Okay buzzkill.

    • @Senseirey
      @Senseirey 4 роки тому +3

      People say that I’m the Walmart version of him lmao 😭😂

    • @Senseirey
      @Senseirey 4 роки тому +1

      Cry Tz 😂😂😂

    • @ma1ist
      @ma1ist 4 роки тому +4

      It's the really fun editing. Not the acting.
      Eg how the camera shakes and pans in and the direction changes and shit
      It's basic but fun.

    • @drany6707
      @drany6707 4 роки тому +3

      He has good ideas but no he's not a good actor. His acting is on the same level as 9 out of 10 random people. Anyone could do these lines/characters.

  • @crispgaming7010
    @crispgaming7010 4 роки тому +2124

    scientist: i found the cure to everything
    government: i choped his legs off and then he didn't die

    • @edwardaydnap644
      @edwardaydnap644 4 роки тому +65

      Government: I'm gonna carve my name into your back!

    • @llawliet5108
      @llawliet5108 4 роки тому +41

      So I set him on fire

    • @testedalexthegreat1759
      @testedalexthegreat1759 4 роки тому +5

      ua-cam.com/video/XaHA6wXXKuQ/v-deo.html This guy is named gorvernor and he cut off someone's arm.

    • @JillCheese
      @JillCheese 4 роки тому +14

      Government: He/She committed suicide with two bullet holes in the back of their execution-style decapitated head.

    • @Phoenix6942-7
      @Phoenix6942-7 4 роки тому +5

      @@edwardaydnap644 Government :I'm killing his pets!!!

  • @gurvmlk
    @gurvmlk Рік тому +19

    I've been putting condiments on the bun, and the hotdog on top for most my life. My logic as a kid was that it would prevent them from spilling or dripping off.

  • @NulliosG
    @NulliosG 4 роки тому +4508

    No one’s going to talk about what’s written on the paper??:
    “The fitness gram packer test...”

    • @robloxleak123
      @robloxleak123 4 роки тому +20

      NulliosG - XD

    • @simple__sigma3287
      @simple__sigma3287 4 роки тому +28

      Ok you're right 😂

    • @FtBallJock6
      @FtBallJock6 4 роки тому +9

      I was looking for this lmao

    • @zanegrauel7966
      @zanegrauel7966 4 роки тому +9

      Even if it was the cure to everything I wouldn't do it

    • @jonasgrill1155
      @jonasgrill1155 4 роки тому +40

      "The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues."
      where did you get packer test from though?

  • @VoiD0970
    @VoiD0970 4 роки тому +2658

    Scientist: *Makes a scientific breakthrough*
    Government: *Your free trial of living has now ended*

  • @ianhuangncubed
    @ianhuangncubed 4 роки тому +5611

    I’m not kidding, that hotdog idea is actually genius

    • @dequezborden6944
      @dequezborden6944 4 роки тому +72

      So would hamburger tooo

    • @TheFIoridaMan
      @TheFIoridaMan 4 роки тому +162

      n Cubed nah my sister does that shit and it makes the bread too soggy and it just falls through the bottom

    • @confucheese
      @confucheese 4 роки тому +60

      That’s how I’ve been doing it for years, except I put stuff inside and outside

    • @rowdyrockinrandy6283
      @rowdyrockinrandy6283 4 роки тому +40

      If it makes it soggy its because she let it sit to long I do that same thing and honestly its better

    • @gullsarekool4164
      @gullsarekool4164 4 роки тому +16

      No because then the condiments mix with the bun and the taste goes away

  • @Nanixqdemon
    @Nanixqdemon Рік тому +1

    Did anyone notice what the paper said 1:06
    His Paper: The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The test is used to measure a student's aerobic capacity as part of the FitnessGram assessment. Students run back and forth as many times as they can, each lap signaled by a beep sound

  • @InfinitePeace48
    @InfinitePeace48 4 роки тому +2289

    "this idea would probably make a lot of money" -famous last words

    • @diamonx.661
      @diamonx.661 4 роки тому +7

      What an underrated comment right here!

    • @JacobraTheGreat
      @JacobraTheGreat 4 роки тому +3

      They should lead with that

    • @g4bel3ss30
      @g4bel3ss30 4 роки тому +15

      Actually his last words were “The people”

    • @princehill8194
      @princehill8194 4 роки тому +10

      DWaYaaaaHOOOOO😂

    • @math3000
      @math3000 4 роки тому

      Edison: I NEED IT!!!

  • @donovanpitts6907
    @donovanpitts6907 4 роки тому +2476

    Scientist finds the cure for AIDS
    Government: Ima end dis mans whole career

    • @WOLLEY104
      @WOLLEY104 4 роки тому +51

      Let me fix that for you
      Government: ima end dis mans whole life

    • @Imthegoat2004
      @Imthegoat2004 4 роки тому +2

      Can’t like it it’s at 665

    • @timatola9997
      @timatola9997 4 роки тому +2

      I like your profile picture ma brotha

    • @optie2965
      @optie2965 4 роки тому +2

      @@timatola9997 DACHIE

    • @Creed034
      @Creed034 4 роки тому

      @@Imthegoat2004 it's way past 1k now lol

  • @rioluvo
    @rioluvo 4 роки тому +1274

    Caleb only made this to flex his aluminum bat.

    • @cithr0963
      @cithr0963 4 роки тому +44

      That's a cool ass bat ngl

    • @silkyxcore5497
      @silkyxcore5497 4 роки тому +4

      This sounds like something he'd do 😂

    • @Asia.Persuasia
      @Asia.Persuasia 4 роки тому +2

      He looks like the kind of dude that was on the baseball team in highschool loll.

    • @maxz69
      @maxz69 4 роки тому +1

      aluminium

    • @God-xq8dk
      @God-xq8dk 4 роки тому +1

      @Max Z aluminum

  • @betorockmetal
    @betorockmetal Рік тому +3

    It's so sad than even the hotdog guy got killed. It may be a parody but this speaks volumes about the human greed and ambition it's so sickening.

  • @TheRevivist
    @TheRevivist 4 роки тому +1581

    Scientist: *Finds cure for cancer*
    Government: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that"

    • @bohemianprince7944
      @bohemianprince7944 4 роки тому +43

      *"I'm going to pretend no one else saw that"

    • @joshuamedina6807
      @joshuamedina6807 4 роки тому +33

      Tye person who discovered cancer Cells wrote a book on how to kill them one way is lwering the acidity in the environment so drinking baking soda water for an extended period of time can adjust the human body's PH levels to cure cancer it does lead to temporary and minor negative side effects because of that but it's waaaaay less dangerous than radiation and basically just hoping the cancer dies before the patient but it's also cheaper so nobody would ever recommend it

    • @abdiwalis7473
      @abdiwalis7473 4 роки тому +5

      @@joshuamedina6807 wtf

    • @The_Sunny_One
      @The_Sunny_One 4 роки тому +5

      TheRevivist Also the Government: I’m bout to end this mans whole career

    • @proudblkqueen1067
      @proudblkqueen1067 4 роки тому

      Daniel McEachern right 💯

  • @neptune1970
    @neptune1970 4 роки тому +1662

    Caleb: “I found the solution to everything.” Government: No

  • @tyronbradley1812
    @tyronbradley1812 4 роки тому +583

    Caleb: “I’ve cured death”
    Death: “What the heck? Was I sick?”

    • @abyraml2245
      @abyraml2245 4 роки тому +4

      First reply plz like

    • @bjp1101
      @bjp1101 4 роки тому +4

      Im weak

    • @Hamzahyn4
      @Hamzahyn4 4 роки тому +2

      Laugh so hard

    • @Zion5G
      @Zion5G 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/37odYLmQ0sA/v-deo.html

    • @zu5563
      @zu5563 4 роки тому

      gotta be here before 1k

  • @emperornero1932
    @emperornero1932 2 роки тому +15

    The fact that governments and corporations do disappear scientists after they make breakthroughs is so damn saddening. I mean look around we have become stagnant as a civilization yet in the 50's we were moving mountains in the way of inventing things.

    • @jeanremi8384
      @jeanremi8384 5 місяців тому

      Dog th u on about
      We invented quantum computers. That is literally a quantum leap.
      We invented smart phones. Imagine something multiple orders of magnitude stronger than the first computer, literally pocket-sized.
      We have created generative AIs that, at some point, was so close to a human it caused an ethical concern when we tried to unplug it.
      We created forms of transportation that break the flippin sound barrier. We have SOMEHOW made a HEAVY, REINFORCED CHUNK OF METAL that SOMEHOW can FLY FASTER THAN YOU CAN HEAR.
      Our understanding of the universe has never been this impressive in the story of mankind, and we're making progress as we speak !
      Heck, we even found a way to bend life itself to our whim, modifying and enhancing it, be it through breeding or straight up genetic modification !
      And hell, we are close to figuring out how to create what is practically a small star and get power out of it ! How more advanced does this have to get ?!

    • @COOLSKELETON95x
      @COOLSKELETON95x 4 місяці тому

      ​@@jeanremi8384dc

  • @zackbozz269
    @zackbozz269 4 роки тому +2847

    This could actually be happening and we would never know

    • @TriniLush7
      @TriniLush7 4 роки тому +316

      Oh we know. People just need to research. Google all the doctors and scientists with “mysterious” deaths and look into the work they were doing or was against...

    • @Kehlsteinhaus7
      @Kehlsteinhaus7 4 роки тому +173

      Ummm I don't know how to tell you this.... this kind of thing has been happening to people for many years now. Just do some research and you will find multiple instances of people going missing who were working on world changing inventions and discoveries. Look up roads that wont break down, or look up fuel efficient vehicle descovery...

    • @juniorgangster9255
      @juniorgangster9255 4 роки тому +29

      You must've never heard of Dr Sebi.....

    • @brooke-3615
      @brooke-3615 4 роки тому +2

      K Mit Examples?

    • @theanonymousanimeman
      @theanonymousanimeman 4 роки тому +20

      It is happening but they always cover it up

  • @Temzy
    @Temzy 4 роки тому +3665

    Scientists: *literally save humanity*
    The government: WAIT THAT'S ILLEGAL

    • @RockySmithsen
      @RockySmithsen 4 роки тому +109

      Also pharmaceutical companies

    • @bu9407
      @bu9407 4 роки тому +5

      Smh

    • @UnVelius
      @UnVelius 4 роки тому +12

      KILL THE GOVERNMENT

    • @banjoowo4001
      @banjoowo4001 4 роки тому +5

      I think the government does it to make balance and to control population

    • @AegixDrakan
      @AegixDrakan 4 роки тому +26

      It's not the government, it's the many companies that profit off of the many industries that would be overturned by the new idea.

  • @thoryan3057
    @thoryan3057 4 роки тому +1846

    *Cures everything*
    "The peeeeople!"
    *Cures hotdogs*
    "The peeeeople!"

    • @culturefilms2164
      @culturefilms2164 4 роки тому +2

      @*oh no* so did i lol

    • @Punched_Kuze
      @Punched_Kuze 4 роки тому +5

      I kept hearing “The PayPal! What about the PayPal!”

  • @jdogzerosilverblade299
    @jdogzerosilverblade299 Рік тому +2

    this is why when you have a breakthrough this big you leave and start your own shit.

  • @bigchrill4142
    @bigchrill4142 4 роки тому +924

    Caleb: I've found the ultimate fuel!
    Also the paper: Shows the script of the FitnessGram Pacer Test.

    • @disklexicstonksman8349
      @disklexicstonksman8349 4 роки тому +25

      The fuel is produced by children running the FitnessGram Pacer test

    • @sugarcultist4932
      @sugarcultist4932 4 роки тому

      Is it in comic sans font? X D

    • @reynaldoray7539
      @reynaldoray7539 4 роки тому

      Time stamp or didn’t happen lame

    • @sameeraab
      @sameeraab 4 роки тому

      @@reynaldoray7539 1:03 or 1:04 depending on your pause game

    • @naomimaeda8582
      @naomimaeda8582 4 роки тому

      *_Sexy07.com_* 👩‍❤️‍👩

  • @Nick_sensei
    @Nick_sensei 4 роки тому +997

    nice detail: the one that wakes up is the one that cured death because he can't die.

  • @kadenjames5710
    @kadenjames5710 4 роки тому +1457

    Forget all the other stuff, that hotdog idea was revolutionary

  • @ASAP_Channel
    @ASAP_Channel 2 роки тому +1

    “Hey! I’m here for the interview.”

  • @djwhat5
    @djwhat5 4 роки тому +807

    “I have all the cures in the world!”
    Government: Nah. We’re good

    • @vxson902
      @vxson902 4 роки тому +1

      Person: it will probably make a lot of money

    • @Slassive
      @Slassive 4 роки тому

      Well-That-Makes-Sense.

    • @yeeoo5772
      @yeeoo5772 4 роки тому

      Well-That-Makes-Sense remember me when u hit 1k likes ur at 733

  • @AutoJay
    @AutoJay 4 роки тому +1424

    Scientist: “Makes a breakthrough”
    Government: “ I DID IT, ME, BY MYSELF, HAHA”

    • @dr.phylisphical9294
      @dr.phylisphical9294 4 роки тому +28

      Or Thomas Edison with the bat of give me your ideas I'm a money hungry pig.

    • @Cowmilker98
      @Cowmilker98 4 роки тому +11

      Nah the point is they hide it away rather than let it ever be used, not that they steal it come on dude

    • @chumisntfum1614
      @chumisntfum1614 4 роки тому +1

      Scientists work for the government lol. Who do you think funds them

    • @kaungkyaw465
      @kaungkyaw465 4 роки тому +1

      Cowmilker98 then why did he only attack the hotdog guy when he heard it would make a lot of money? That part showed the person with the bat was killing them for money.

    • @Senseirey
      @Senseirey 4 роки тому +1

      Why do people call me the Walmart Calebcity 😭😂

  • @deltalord6969
    @deltalord6969 4 роки тому +3691

    Inventors: "Makes any substantial contribution to the betterment of society"
    Governments: *Hes too powerful to be left alive*

  • @myname_2663
    @myname_2663 Рік тому +3

    Always seeing you getting finished of in all these wacky poses is always hilarious😂 but seeing you just lying straight down is a great refresher😂 you are way funnier than rdc world!

  • @hedayatahir
    @hedayatahir 4 роки тому +3278

    I just realized that this man made a career talking to himself.

  • @RAIDENRAIDEN
    @RAIDENRAIDEN 4 роки тому +1098

    “this could actually make a lot of money”
    caleb; *locks onto him like a gta v character and starts wailing*

    • @biopticbl00d
      @biopticbl00d 4 роки тому +14

      *gets struck by a bat* duWA HOOOOO HOOO HOOoo hooo..

    • @UzitheSaint
      @UzitheSaint 4 роки тому

      This man had the toolie ready😂😂😂

    • @infinityplus01
      @infinityplus01 4 роки тому +3

      Just because you change the text a little doesn’t mean you didn’t copy the one from 12 hours ago-??

  • @YvngZoot4
    @YvngZoot4 4 роки тому +7611

    Caleb’s neighbors: quietly sleeping
    Caleb: *DWAHOOOOO*

  • @frankrobinson8852
    @frankrobinson8852 Рік тому +7

    If he’d have just read the paper and realised it was a transcript for a pacer test, he would have saved a life!

  • @wok6825
    @wok6825 4 роки тому +969

    I feel like the last one was just Caleb's own idea that he's really proud of and wanted to share but didnt want to sound stupid so he made a video just to mention it in it

    • @ShadowMagnum
      @ShadowMagnum 4 роки тому +88

      I been doing that for years. Sauce doesnt get on your lip and toppings dont fall off. Ive never looked back. The secret is just dont apply too much to the back end of the bun so as you bite the extra just moves back instead of falling out the back.

    • @Dessy9418
      @Dessy9418 4 роки тому +11

      @@ShadowMagnum I just put on the bottom and on the top!

    • @DsgSleazy
      @DsgSleazy 4 роки тому +25

      @@danb7067 Ahh...so you've chosen death

    • @jasoncronin9145
      @jasoncronin9145 4 роки тому +3

      You mean teleportation? He didn't even tell us how!

  • @1337m4n
    @1337m4n 4 роки тому +1368

    Scientist: "I've figured out how to make smartphones that are indestructible and last forever. You'll never have to buy a new one ever again"
    Apple: "So you have chosen death"

    • @flashrunner2689
      @flashrunner2689 4 роки тому +11

      you will still have to pay if u want the newest specs tho

    • @loveculture5250
      @loveculture5250 4 роки тому +8

      @@flashrunner2689 Nokia lol.

    • @libertyprime3827
      @libertyprime3827 4 роки тому +9

      @@overheaven6625 They do steal blueprints but not to make them better I assure you

    • @Kbro1
      @Kbro1 4 роки тому

      They gone charge for updates

    • @Decordelights__
      @Decordelights__ 4 роки тому

      @@overheaven6625 you must be some dumb ass nationalist the Chinese are innovative, I can't wait to see what you'll see about their 5g like real 5g. Man they are dominating

  • @tonyrobinson9354
    @tonyrobinson9354 4 роки тому +420

    His hits are devastating. They should've quick saved before proposing their ideas.

  • @TheHakureiMiko
    @TheHakureiMiko 7 днів тому

    Three separate people coming in with life-changing inventions all within seconds of each other is wild

  • @zu5563
    @zu5563 4 роки тому +695

    “I have all the cures for the world”
    Goverment: YEEET

    • @mesq999
      @mesq999 4 роки тому +5

      ... so how do you have 70 likes?
      ummm ok then now 618
      nvm now it’s 723

    • @Badrudin__
      @Badrudin__ 4 роки тому +3

      here before 1k likes

    • @mesq999
      @mesq999 4 роки тому +1

      oh now 111

    • @thistrem
      @thistrem 4 роки тому +2

      In a minute jeez

    • @zu5563
      @zu5563 4 роки тому

      i just said yeet

  • @chocolatefish2847
    @chocolatefish2847 4 роки тому +7261

    Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

    • @ryutak777
      @ryutak777 4 роки тому +141

      You're too dangerous to be left alive.

    • @jayflow3745
      @jayflow3745 4 роки тому +341

      He survived

    • @YOSH931
      @YOSH931 4 роки тому +53

      @@jayflow3745 Surprised?

    • @ostmacka2222
      @ostmacka2222 4 роки тому +52

      Nice palpatine quote

    • @geordstar1532
      @geordstar1532 4 роки тому +37

      Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth plaguies the wise?

  • @psychologic__
    @psychologic__ 4 роки тому +428

    “I don’t need sleep, I need answers.”
    Caleb: “I need sleep, it gives me answers”

  • @Max_Pendragon
    @Max_Pendragon 2 роки тому +2

    The first guy actually cured himself of death already, and is simply playing dead to find the right moment to escape

  • @dante6562
    @dante6562 4 роки тому +605

    THE PEOPLE! THE PEOPLE!
    Tragic last words before getting absolutely folded

    • @swaggingtonswag4life209
      @swaggingtonswag4life209 4 роки тому +4

      Why did I think they were saying "the ping pong" trying to do some sort of flash back thing to get them spared. Guess I misheard, lol.

    • @petervenswayne3441
      @petervenswayne3441 4 роки тому +2

      And tge dying noises 💀 🤣

    • @xshadow2042
      @xshadow2042 4 роки тому +2

      @@swaggingtonswag4life209 wait is it ping pong or the people

    • @staticchimera44
      @staticchimera44 4 роки тому +2

      I thought they were saying "the ping pong!" because the bat hitting them sounds like ping pong.

    • @yukavio5771
      @yukavio5771 4 роки тому +3

      Why did I hear "THE PAYPAL"

  • @PlutoKunn
    @PlutoKunn 4 роки тому +406

    This is why I didn’t tell the government the cure for cancer.

    • @odysseus7732
      @odysseus7732 4 роки тому +10

      Bro?

    • @slashstorm7933
      @slashstorm7933 4 роки тому +9

      And why I didn’t tell them how to get a girlfriend no matter how ugly you are

    • @karrrots
      @karrrots 4 роки тому +3

      @@slashstorm7933 Have money.

    • @Ethan-xo1yc
      @Ethan-xo1yc 4 роки тому +1

      Prove you know it, I'm not with the FBI I swear

    • @HearsayTheySay
      @HearsayTheySay 4 роки тому +2

      *Population* *Control*

  • @higgles9559
    @higgles9559 4 роки тому +695

    scientist- "I MADE A BAT THAT WONT HURT PEOPLE WHEN YOU HIT THEM"
    other scientist- "Run Now"

    • @HmmYesInteresting...
      @HmmYesInteresting... 4 роки тому +3

      The same scientist: oh, it wont hurt... After i beat you hard enough!
      Everyone: *confused screaming*

    • @Insomnia_tic
      @Insomnia_tic 4 роки тому

      “Now who wants to test it?”

    • @alsoduke991
      @alsoduke991 4 роки тому

      This is gonna get 1K likes 😂

    • @estroyer00
      @estroyer00 4 роки тому

      *Its Nerf or NOTHING* _proceeds to run that boi's kneecaps_

  • @futuza
    @futuza 7 місяців тому +3

    "The people! The people!" is one of my favorite CalebCity deathscreams ever.