When you're stuck in a Saw movie but you'd rather die

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  • @Li_me
    @Li_me 3 роки тому +31929

    2:32
    “Do you have stamps?”
    “I don’t have stamps”
    He’s so nice

    • @silviavalentine3812
      @silviavalentine3812 3 роки тому +582

      Ikr! What an honest fellow

    • @ncedwards1234
      @ncedwards1234 3 роки тому +476

      Right??? I thought that was gonna be the best part, but Saw kept talking back lol.

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 3 роки тому +46

      @@silviavalentine3812 Is that Lucy I see?
      Edit: It isn't anymore.

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 3 роки тому +24

      @@silviavalentine3812 I love Elfen Lied..even though it's pretty brutal and depressing.

    • @Narinjas
      @Narinjas 3 роки тому +17

      Time STAMP.

  • @arthochakravorthy6274
    @arthochakravorthy6274 3 роки тому +10777

    Why is this so spot on. Even the saw guy relates.

    • @JJ-jg7qz
      @JJ-jg7qz 3 роки тому +43

      @@HakoTaco1 no he’s called john kramer

    • @All_SportGG
      @All_SportGG 3 роки тому +7

      @@HakoTaco1 bruh

    • @peepeepoopoovdbhxvbcc6683
      @peepeepoopoovdbhxvbcc6683 3 роки тому +24

      @@HakoTaco1 you tried to correct the guy, so JJ corrected you. This is funny because it an example of situational irony, as when you tried to correct Artho, you instead where the one corrected, creating a joke, otherwise known as a goof, a jape, etc. You then responded in a serious manner, demonstrating your subpar understanding of modern humour, leaving you up for public humiliation. Realizing this, the dude replied with “bruh”, his expression trying to subtly hint to you that you had missed something of importance in the conversation. The situation has evolved into further situational irony, as now, not once, but two times have you failed to understand the humour, doubling down on the general consensus of ridicule this comments section has towards you, very much to my, and others, amusement.

    • @user-mb1qs5ok4v
      @user-mb1qs5ok4v 3 роки тому +2

      @@HakoTaco1 SuS Amogus

    • @UsenameTakenWasTaken
      @UsenameTakenWasTaken 3 роки тому

      His name is Peepee Shank Face.

  • @BlueThing64
    @BlueThing64 3 роки тому +29715

    One guy wants to die, the other needs blood. Seems like the problem kinda solves itself.

    • @christianyepez1016
      @christianyepez1016 3 роки тому +3045

      One guy doesn't want to shove his arm in a buzz saw and one does, the problem is definitely still there.

    • @MrBearyMcBearface
      @MrBearyMcBearface 3 роки тому +329

      @@christianyepez1016 make him, I guess

    • @magosexploratoradeon6409
      @magosexploratoradeon6409 3 роки тому +373

      @@christianyepez1016 knock him out and force him, a quick and easy solution.

    • @jamescawl6904
      @jamescawl6904 3 роки тому +446

      @@magosexploratoradeon6409 about that.
      What if the other guy is a better fighter and knocks you out instead? Your hands would most probably be ripped to pieces in those saw blades.

    • @error8119
      @error8119 3 роки тому +103

      @@MrBearyMcBearface that’s kinda the point of the video, what would the other guy rlly do?

  • @herbderbler1585
    @herbderbler1585 Рік тому +6676

    The most terrifying and psychotic person in this whole skit is the person who makes a reservation for Applebees.

    • @Iblamethebarrels
      @Iblamethebarrels Рік тому +86

      When you're there, you're family 🤷‍♀️

    • @Kma99107
      @Kma99107 Рік тому +20

      Shit my family must be crazy

    • @justaguywholikesharlemshak5413
      @justaguywholikesharlemshak5413 Рік тому +15

      ​@@IblamethebarrelsNot even Applebee's

    • @suiway
      @suiway Рік тому +20

      LOL this comment reminds me of the christmas my parents gave my siblings thoughful gift cards to stores that fit their interests but then gave me one for Applebees. It was like they had filled each of my siblings christmas stockings with their favorite candy and then the only thing in mine was a lemon even though I hate lemons.

    • @stephenking5852
      @stephenking5852 Рік тому +13

      @@Iblamethebarrelsisn’t that Olive Garden?

  • @builttoscalevideos
    @builttoscalevideos 3 роки тому +22145

    Knowing Jigsaw, he probably would be the kind of guy to send that letter

    • @Dead_man-zb9rp
      @Dead_man-zb9rp 3 роки тому +1588

      Yeah he did have a weird honor system. He’d either send it or at least leave it for the police to find at some point.

    • @rotini3851
      @rotini3851 3 роки тому +470

      Tf do you mean "knowing jigsaw"?

    • @builttoscalevideos
      @builttoscalevideos 3 роки тому +933

      @@rotini3851 well, they develop his character really well throughout the first 7 Saw movies. He may be a bad guy, but he had his reasons for doing the stuff he did. And like the other comment said, he had this sort of weird honour system.

    • @rotini3851
      @rotini3851 3 роки тому +253

      @@builttoscalevideos dam they show you his life and reasons so well that you start to know him. I wouldn't know cuz I've only watched all the yt videos about the movies but never actually seen any of them

    • @builttoscalevideos
      @builttoscalevideos 3 роки тому +293

      @@rotini3851 Saw 1 is probably the only good one tbh.
      The timeline gets to be a bit of a clusterfuck by the end of the series, but at the same time that’s kind of Saw’s charm, after Saw 3 you’re like, “what crazy shit are they gonna come up with next?”

  • @redrobby9939
    @redrobby9939 3 роки тому +15280

    That guy didn’t want to die, he just knew how to connect on a spiritual and cultural level with the killer and saved himself probably hours worth of pain and misery.

    • @Empty_Bottle
      @Empty_Bottle 3 роки тому +281

      iq 5000

    • @riverstyx7251
      @riverstyx7251 3 роки тому +725

      They say that if you get kidnapped, your best chance is to keep talking and make friends with the kidnapper. It makes it harder for them to kill you

    • @hoangnguyenvuhuy5535
      @hoangnguyenvuhuy5535 3 роки тому +429

      @@riverstyx7251 and then you got connected to your kidnapper and voila Stockholm's

    • @quitegauche
      @quitegauche 3 роки тому +204

      @@hoangnguyenvuhuy5535 or the kidnapper develops Lima syndrome ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @nateghosts7665
      @nateghosts7665 3 роки тому +181

      @@quitegauche think you're speaking of ligma syndrome

  • @jacobstevens7046
    @jacobstevens7046 3 роки тому +3459

    "Ermmm... Siamese twins need to work together we havea more optional thing"
    I love it.

  • @George-Hawthorne
    @George-Hawthorne Рік тому +5533

    A list of Victims I'd like Saw to face.
    1) A super intelligent person that can overcome the traps in painless ways.
    2) A person with absolutely no sense of self preservation
    3) An apethetic person who just doesn't care if he lives or dies
    4) A person who actually wants to die

    • @xelius123
      @xelius123 Рік тому +268

      john would probably make the super intelligent person his apprentice

    • @mingus444_gaming
      @mingus444_gaming Рік тому +68

      im all of these people

    • @Akkarin412
      @Akkarin412 Рік тому +176

      How about someone who can’t feel pain?

    • @freddiemedley5580
      @freddiemedley5580 Рік тому +67

      You don't understand saw then, Jigsaw mainly tests the people in the 2-4 catagarys as he sees it as a way too cure those things. Also John, Hoffman and probably Gordon can "intercipate the human mind and leave nothing too chance" so that super smart person wouldn't be able to outsmart anyone other then Amanda or any of the remake Jigsaw's

    • @freddiemedley5580
      @freddiemedley5580 Рік тому +7

      ​@@Akkarin412 Then they'd be put into a game rather then a test 🙄

  • @greateagle8799
    @greateagle8799 3 роки тому +4464

    “In fifteen minutes, this room is gonna fill with toxic gas..”
    “say less”

    • @officialsubway7707
      @officialsubway7707 3 роки тому +70

      Like hurry up already, actually can you make that 5 seconds

    • @mahnoorahmad1690
      @mahnoorahmad1690 3 роки тому +37

      @@officialsubway7707 Huh I never knew subway was actually suicidal

    • @IGot7RevtinyArmyStayOnceBlink
      @IGot7RevtinyArmyStayOnceBlink 3 роки тому +30

      @@officialsubway7707 right I would rather stand there and suffocate, there’s no way I would put myself through the pain of any of these tbh.

    • @PrinceUSMC
      @PrinceUSMC 3 роки тому +14

      I’d go to sleep

    • @Teekay_ZA
      @Teekay_ZA 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao!

  • @idklol781
    @idklol781 3 роки тому +43235

    i love how the other guy didnt even consider just saying “damn if you wanna die so badly just donate the blood already”

    • @linermusic4732
      @linermusic4732 3 роки тому +2517

      Why would I do that it's a painful death, I guess suffocating is better

    • @doctor4961
      @doctor4961 3 роки тому +1552

      @@linermusic4732 i think suffocating is way worst than passing out due to loss of blood, sure the cut in your arm would hurt, but still, i would be fine with that for saving someone else

    • @michaelpugh2617
      @michaelpugh2617 3 роки тому +1075

      @@doctor4961 not suffocating, it would be poisoning. Bleeding out would be pretty shitty especially when cutting yourself

    • @doctor4961
      @doctor4961 3 роки тому +569

      @@michaelpugh2617 lol poisoning must be waaay worst, depending on the gas you would also suffocate

    • @jaerae8144
      @jaerae8144 3 роки тому +213

      Yeah, I think in this situation I'd somehow try to do myself in somehow rather than either of those things happening. That way I could at least control how quick or painless it was.

  • @Radificacion
    @Radificacion 3 роки тому +9113

    "Oh, i stop the timer i was kind of enjoying this" Lmaoooo 4:47

    • @okcancel5132
      @okcancel5132 3 роки тому +180

      I need to stop reading the comments before I finish the vid 😔

    • @qb4097
      @qb4097 3 роки тому +30

      @@okcancel5132 same

    • @brnleekarza8809
      @brnleekarza8809 3 роки тому +17

      @@okcancel5132 i just can't

    • @dwhizzel6471
      @dwhizzel6471 3 роки тому +7

      @@okcancel5132 same lol

    • @rickcardochischilly3484
      @rickcardochischilly3484 3 роки тому +8

      i fucking died when he said that😂😂💀

  • @3XAaa
    @3XAaa Рік тому +370

    “Do you have stamps?”
    “No I don’t have stamps”
    Got me ROLLING 😂😂😂

    • @zt3853
      @zt3853 11 місяців тому +3

      literally had me chuckling for minutes

  • @xiyang9726
    @xiyang9726 3 роки тому +12142

    "if you have XI in your name, you are a certified freak"

    • @heainzmanoj156
      @heainzmanoj156 3 роки тому +752

      It's okay mate I'm sure you're good

    • @rafiki_9562
      @rafiki_9562 3 роки тому +419

      This is probably the most underrated comment on UA-cam

    • @William_Kyle-Yuki_Yuuki
      @William_Kyle-Yuki_Yuuki 3 роки тому +322

      But is it "In" you name if it is your name?

    • @mistybreath
      @mistybreath 3 роки тому +28

      L

    • @NerdyCatCoffeeee
      @NerdyCatCoffeeee 3 роки тому +35

      You're read as "He" and that is read as "ex-ai", if i'm correct

  • @royce6485
    @royce6485 3 роки тому +6295

    “Twitter is hell...in fact that’s where I’m going. Ok we’ll circle back to that one”

    • @romanuslureaus2176
      @romanuslureaus2176 3 роки тому +30

      Was that a Biden's Press Secretary Psaki reference? 🤣

    • @KingOfGamesss
      @KingOfGamesss 3 роки тому +4

      "Hell" is a headache eternal

    • @JinxyVision
      @JinxyVision 3 роки тому +14

      I really hope there isn't Twitter in hell.

    • @KingOfGamesss
      @KingOfGamesss 3 роки тому +3

      @@JinxyVision "Hell" isn't a physical Place/Location you can travel to..."Hell" is a state of being within pure perfect negative energy

    • @samschreiber1640
      @samschreiber1640 3 роки тому +7

      @@KingOfGamesss hell is a state of mind and so is heaven, who knew religion is full of metaphors..

  • @LelloIntegrale
    @LelloIntegrale 3 роки тому +10726

    The stare at the "Every day bro" got me dying

    • @cavemanpretzel9520
      @cavemanpretzel9520 3 роки тому +119

      Glad someone else mentioned it lmao

    • @relic4948
      @relic4948 3 роки тому +91

      When I heard it I was like *hol up*

    • @sweetboson
      @sweetboson 3 роки тому +57

      I noticed the stare and wondered "Is this some sort of inside joke I'm too much of a pleb to understand?"
      Someone please explain

    • @cavemanpretzel9520
      @cavemanpretzel9520 3 роки тому +97

      @@sweetboson "every day bro with that Disney Channel flow". If that doesn't remind you, then literally just search the quote. That should get you the context

    • @denji5426
      @denji5426 3 роки тому +72

      @@sweetboson popular youtuber jake paul's awful song is called everyday bro

  • @Fayanora
    @Fayanora Рік тому +144

    Millennial survival technique: be so blase about dying that the serial killer loves your whole, like, vibe and stuff.

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 3 роки тому +18339

    They went from victim to bros in a few minutes

  • @budderbuddha52
    @budderbuddha52 3 роки тому +5485

    0:27
    Billy: "the only way out is the door behind you. Opening it will take sacrifice."
    lawpickinglawyer: i'm about to end this man's whole career.

    • @AmeButCool
      @AmeButCool 3 роки тому +170

      Jiggle at 1...

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 3 роки тому +229

      Click outta one, nothing on two, little click on three...

    • @monochromatic9601
      @monochromatic9601 3 роки тому +174

      @@magiv4205 four is binding, five is set

    • @Madchemist002
      @Madchemist002 3 роки тому +107

      Going back to one, one is set, click out of two...

    • @godspeed5428
      @godspeed5428 3 роки тому +54

      Then tell the lock, let the key f**k you...

  • @majdramadan8404
    @majdramadan8404 3 роки тому +19047

    Let’s just appreciate for a second Zach acting three completely different people arguing and making it look effortless.

    • @hannessteiner6241
      @hannessteiner6241 3 роки тому +48

      after like one million attempts XD

    • @kpopmashup228
      @kpopmashup228 3 роки тому +81

      One person arguing, one person making an awesome list and one person enjoying the show****💃

    • @simasima5255
      @simasima5255 3 роки тому +29

      Sometimes I really forget that all of them is only one person! His job is perfect

    • @OrigamiMaster06
      @OrigamiMaster06 3 роки тому +10

      Have you ever heard of Caleb City?

    • @split5887
      @split5887 3 роки тому +9

      You guys never saw Ryan George I believe

  • @staticradio724
    @staticradio724 Рік тому +959

    That was always my biggest gripe with the Saw franchise. Like, i wanna live as much as the next person, but i don't want to live so badly that I'm willing to gauge out my own eyes with a spoon, bruh! And the whole series is dependent on people who apparently do, i guess??

    • @GabrielTorres-fl2xo
      @GabrielTorres-fl2xo Рік тому +224

      Not only that but like...human beings passing out due to extreme pain IS a thing, so i think you'll very probably pass out from trying to cut off your eye and then just die anyway

    • @ottere
      @ottere Рік тому +13

      @@GabrielTorres-fl2xoHuman tolerance is impeccable.

    • @sarahspaceslippers
      @sarahspaceslippers Рік тому +30

      ​@@ottereYeah, you are more likely to pass out from bloodloss.
      Aron Lee Ralston managed to cut off part of his arm to save his own life.

    • @kaputt_jay3873
      @kaputt_jay3873 Рік тому +25

      @@GabrielTorres-fl2xo At least you'd be unconscious while the trap activates. Won't have to suffer the agonizing sensation of being stabbed or crushed or whatever trap does.

    • @okbutwhatif9905
      @okbutwhatif9905 Рік тому +34

      ​@@sarahspaceslippersAron Lee Arlston also said he passed out multiple times while doing it lol

  • @flavioalbatrozz2557
    @flavioalbatrozz2557 3 роки тому +41844

    it would be really cool if they did a saw series where the protagonist is super intelligent and ends up finding countless other ways to circumvent the traps.

    • @texascultdeity8904
      @texascultdeity8904 3 роки тому +7112

      Hello here this is the lock picking lawyer and today i got myself stuck in a saw trap

    • @illumi._.
      @illumi._. 3 роки тому +1977

      I’m legit surprised they haven’t thought of that yet

    • @benjamindover1017
      @benjamindover1017 3 роки тому +282

      @@texascultdeity8904 LMAO

    • @gxnja_bxby8010
      @gxnja_bxby8010 3 роки тому +162

      yeah i would drag a dead body with me just in case things like this happen so i can use the dead body's blood to open the door

    • @donotbangchan
      @donotbangchan 3 роки тому +301

      Alice in borderland

  • @hopeguerra4717
    @hopeguerra4717 3 роки тому +5924

    "I swear there's a new song by those people like EvErYdAy BrO."
    Lmfao his face

    • @kiearisdaniels39
      @kiearisdaniels39 3 роки тому +128

      It’s everyday bro with the Disney channel flow

    • @codnerd6248
      @codnerd6248 3 роки тому +63

      @@kiearisdaniels39 get the fuck out

    • @NoahTheNoah
      @NoahTheNoah 3 роки тому +20

      I read this as the character said it.

    • @grizzlybear6377
      @grizzlybear6377 3 роки тому +10

      I want to give this comment a like but it's a perfect 666.
      Edit: Damn, it's gone. Lord Satan is not amused.

    • @blank8719
      @blank8719 3 роки тому +8

      @@codnerd6248 why am I laughing so much lmao

  • @Promses2Keep
    @Promses2Keep 3 роки тому +4284

    I don't know which is worse: the fact that his..."friend" just casually walked out, leaving him to die, or the fact that Jigsaw turned the machine and timer BACK on and left with him. TO. GET. STAMPS.

    • @bethanydavis9023
      @bethanydavis9023 3 роки тому +68

      Maybe the "friend" was a sociopath or didn't really give a shit about him in the first place?

    • @quirda77
      @quirda77 3 роки тому +235

      @@bethanydavis9023 it wasn't even his friend. Most people in saw movies are strangers forced to worked together. It's easier to do bad things to people you have no connection too hence why "what will you do to survive" is always a running theme in saw movies

    • @bethanydavis9023
      @bethanydavis9023 3 роки тому +49

      @@quirda77 that makes sense. I was wondering about that. Friends would likely freak out more and try to work together.

    • @PegsVAcoffin
      @PegsVAcoffin 3 роки тому +11

      They weren’t friends though?

    • @Duros360
      @Duros360 3 роки тому +18

      It doesn’t matter, if the guy left behind at the end was willing to do it to live, then why should it matter that he has do do it solo for half the amount, his lot hasn’t changed, so logically he’s just pissed he has to be the only one to suffer, which he was resigned but willing to anyway lol

  • @Boingy420
    @Boingy420 7 місяців тому +98

    "What about those dudes posing shirtless giving the finger?"
    Jigsaw: "That was only one time. :("

  • @secrated
    @secrated 3 роки тому +3016

    "I stopped the timer i was kinda enjoying this"
    He probably was enjoying it

    • @wheeker409
      @wheeker409 2 роки тому +19

      me, an empath, sensing that he was enjoying it

    • @oofyalDAMMIT
      @oofyalDAMMIT 2 роки тому +5

      if only Sonic.exe did the same too

    • @booneshow1863
      @booneshow1863 2 роки тому +1

      I would probably have a good time

  • @codeblue9538
    @codeblue9538 3 роки тому +19855

    When Saw mistakenly picked up a secretly depressed person for his games😂

    • @michaelnettles3059
      @michaelnettles3059 3 роки тому +707

      It wasn't an accident, Jigsaw targets the depressed

    • @hackxe5962
      @hackxe5962 3 роки тому +51

      @@michaelnettles3059 no

    • @michaelnettles3059
      @michaelnettles3059 3 роки тому +63

      @@hackxe5962 What

    • @hackxe5962
      @hackxe5962 3 роки тому +353

      @@michaelnettles3059 doesn't Jigsaw go for people that have committed crimes/done bad things?

    • @michaelnettles3059
      @michaelnettles3059 3 роки тому +709

      @@hackxe5962 He goes for anyone he thinks isn't appreciating life enough. That includes people who waste their lives with crime and people who have lost loved ones and are grieving.

  • @puttingafewshellsinya2691
    @puttingafewshellsinya2691 3 роки тому +18293

    “hey do you have stamps”
    “i don’t have stamps”
    “he doesn’t have stamps”
    😂😂😂

    • @eatyourcereal4747
      @eatyourcereal4747 3 роки тому +207

      When he doesn't have stamps:

    • @unluckyart2191
      @unluckyart2191 3 роки тому +101

      Guys I think he doesn’t have stamps but idk 🤔

    • @leonorcrafts9877
      @leonorcrafts9877 3 роки тому +60

      Perhaps he didn’t have stamps after all

    • @Fgqwetttyvu
      @Fgqwetttyvu 3 роки тому +43

      @@leonorcrafts9877 or perhaps he was the stamps all along...

    • @lateralath
      @lateralath 3 роки тому +29

      @@Fgqwetttyvu maybe the stamps were really the friends we made along the way

  • @SamuelTheShifter
    @SamuelTheShifter Рік тому +112

    The most relatable line is "Oh, I stopped the timer. I was kind of enjoying this."

  • @jacksonstarbringer7972
    @jacksonstarbringer7972 3 роки тому +11651

    literally just pee in the blood collection system

    • @duellinksantimeta7636
      @duellinksantimeta7636 3 роки тому +1797

      Well everything is better than bleeding. Puking, pee, brown stuff, white stuff... It will get stinky and sticky.

    • @spaghoottionaplate4752
      @spaghoottionaplate4752 3 роки тому +906

      @@duellinksantimeta7636 White stuff I see

    • @duellinksantimeta7636
      @duellinksantimeta7636 3 роки тому +888

      @@spaghoottionaplate4752 Everything for survival.

    • @fenixmeaney6170
      @fenixmeaney6170 3 роки тому +508

      Wow
      If it's weighted, I was just thinking find something heavy in that backpack
      Pretty sure there's just a button that opens the door

    • @Zanelander
      @Zanelander 3 роки тому +83

      @@fenixmeaney6170 Then you've never saw any of the Saw movies troglodite.

  • @bassyxgrelle8659
    @bassyxgrelle8659 2 роки тому +10688

    I'd like to see a horror movie but the one character who genuinely doesn't give a shit whether they die or not is somehow miraculously able to avoid death at every turn

    • @darthestar8791
      @darthestar8791 Рік тому +343

      I would watch that NGL

    • @bassyxgrelle8659
      @bassyxgrelle8659 Рік тому +637

      @@darthestar8791 Random character: oh my god! We're going to be killed!!! I don't want to die!!!
      Them: lmao bet *runs into danger*
      RC: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
      Them: well if we just run from the problem it's only gonna get worse *shrug*

    • @goodmorning2386
      @goodmorning2386 Рік тому +122

      I’d love that 😂 like a horror comedy movie

    • @mrbubbles6468
      @mrbubbles6468 Рік тому +75

      Pretty sure that was called Cabin in the Woods.

    • @BraidensWorldEntertainment
      @BraidensWorldEntertainment Рік тому +79

      What would be better is if they are just begging to die but somehow keep escaping

  • @AlexanderTheBloodraven
    @AlexanderTheBloodraven 3 роки тому +11958

    “When you’re dead, no more Twitter.”
    Suicide rates: STONKS

    • @ordinaryfellow9093
      @ordinaryfellow9093 3 роки тому +379

      *goes to hell*
      Twitter: *Exist for eternity because it's hell*
      *NOT STONKS*

    • @dibs6462
      @dibs6462 3 роки тому +119

      @@ordinaryfellow9093 twitter is extra hell

    • @cass9929
      @cass9929 3 роки тому +41

      This shouldn't even be funny, but I'm floored

    • @WowieZowie123
      @WowieZowie123 3 роки тому +24

      Twitter is a living hell

    • @thekodex1186
      @thekodex1186 3 роки тому +3

      Lmao

  • @ertagon
    @ertagon Рік тому +153

    1:00
    Actually, a human being can lose a maximum of 14% of their blood.
    On average we have anywhere from 4.5 to 5.5 of liters of blood.
    Which means that a singular person can lose anywhere from 0.63 to 0.77 liters of blood without life-threatening effects.
    At 20% you will become dizzy and might lose conciseness. (0.9 to 1.1 liters)
    At 30% to 40% the blood loss is considered critical (roughly 1.35 to 2.2 liters)
    1 litre is around 2.11 US pints
    So that means that for 10 US pints you would need 4.73 liters of blood.
    Even if this amount is split between the two contestants, it would still require each to provide 2.365 liters of blood.
    This amount is well above the 40% mark and loss of consciousness followed by a coma and a certain death is almost guaranteed.
    Even is somehow both of them could stay awake after such a loss of blood, they would require immediate aggressive life-saving measures.

  • @fenixmeaney6170
    @fenixmeaney6170 3 роки тому +2601

    Jigsaw: you must do this thing to your body or die
    Millennial: die
    Gen z: or?

    • @bleedinghearts4768
      @bleedinghearts4768 3 роки тому +325

      more like
      Jigsaw: “You’ll die if-“
      Gen Z: “Bet! Say less.”

    • @Fenris2
      @Fenris2 3 роки тому +29

      Gen z would be a douche

    • @kratos6368
      @kratos6368 3 роки тому +7

      @@bleedinghearts4768 no...y'all gonna freak to death

    • @siyotsistu
      @siyotsistu 3 роки тому +41

      @@kratos6368 I'm pretty sure everyone would freak to death. let them have fun!

    • @kratos6368
      @kratos6368 3 роки тому +2

      @@siyotsistu no

  • @dommyboysmith
    @dommyboysmith 3 роки тому +5715

    "I'll knock it down to 5 liters"
    So, just ALL your blood.

    • @mikoajh2747
      @mikoajh2747 3 роки тому +417

      Pints not liters

    • @badgameplay493
      @badgameplay493 3 роки тому +538

      @@mikoajh2747 10 pints is 4,7 liters so even if they did 50/50 they both would die from blood loss

    • @patrickstump4681
      @patrickstump4681 3 роки тому +256

      @@badgameplay493 right, but it’s not 5 liters of blood, it’s 5 pints

    • @badgameplay493
      @badgameplay493 3 роки тому +317

      @@patrickstump4681 even that ammount would make a person very dizzy and disoriented and probably wouldn't be able to think straight which could lead to death either way if they didn't escape also you wouldn't magically stop bleeding once 5 pints was achieved, if you cut a big wound you might still die from bleeding

    • @UnpopularNightcore
      @UnpopularNightcore 3 роки тому +431

      but does it have to be blood?
      *pee in it*

  • @Toranghu
    @Toranghu 3 роки тому +2561

    "No, the fuck, I was joking!" 😂😂😂
    Love those videos where the horror genre is thoroughly disassembled by you while you showcase the absolute absurdity of "horror" 😁

  • @sigmundphelps7959
    @sigmundphelps7959 Рік тому +80

    I love how the whole reason jigsaw made the traps is for them to learn a lesson and then appreciate life and cherish it. Literally what happens here is the complete opposite literally thinks of all the things he won’t have to deal with anymore if he’s dead lol

    • @spencerreid2086
      @spencerreid2086 2 місяці тому +9

      Also its kinda funny how the one victim he lets go is the guy who very clearly doesn't appreciate being alive all that much yet the guy he leaves in the trap seems to value living quite a bit not just because he wanted to survive but because he wanted to survive to see his loved ones again.
      so Jigsaw kinda got his victims muddled up tbh.

  • @gamerman7276
    @gamerman7276 3 роки тому +1697

    "The beaker must be filled with ten pints of blood"
    Me: *pees in it*

    • @Imagoofygoober69420
      @Imagoofygoober69420 3 роки тому +82

      I thought of that to

    • @christiant.1113
      @christiant.1113 3 роки тому +59

      That's actually genius

    • @Peanutflavorwater
      @Peanutflavorwater 3 роки тому +55

      i was legit thinking of that as soon as i saw the trap lmao

    • @austinkentner1771
      @austinkentner1771 3 роки тому +34

      If it's weighted, why couldn't they just push down on the weight?

    • @Imagoofygoober69420
      @Imagoofygoober69420 3 роки тому +25

      @@austinkentner1771 I didn’t look at it to much but your hand would get cut by the blades used to draw blood

  • @Malepical
    @Malepical 3 роки тому +5044

    "Siamese twins NEED to work together.. this is optional." 😭😭😭
    If I have to wait my entire life to use that line, I will

    • @cantthinkofaname3421
      @cantthinkofaname3421 3 роки тому +31

      just letting you know you got this many likes on your comment

    • @Malepical
      @Malepical 3 роки тому +15

      @@cantthinkofaname3421 holy- I don't even remember the video 😂 thanks!

    • @CRWeaventure
      @CRWeaventure 3 роки тому +3

      @@Malepical congrats on 1.9k you’re famous

    • @AlternativeShae
      @AlternativeShae 3 роки тому +3

      2k likes
      big pog

    • @CRWeaventure
      @CRWeaventure 3 роки тому +1

      2.9k holy SHIT

  • @SevenZeroEleven
    @SevenZeroEleven 3 роки тому +9150

    Jigsaw being this chillass dude who just wants someone to talk to is so funny lmao

    • @thequietkid3259
      @thequietkid3259 3 роки тому +112

      This is one of the universes dr strange SAW... Ill see myself out.

    • @iiiivvvv9986
      @iiiivvvv9986 3 роки тому +43

      Haven't watched the movie but wasn't that basically the case? Like, he got diagnosed with cancer so he kidnapped a bunch of people to mess with?

    • @shreknskrubgaming7248
      @shreknskrubgaming7248 2 роки тому +60

      @@Its_Captain_Jack_Sparrow not every one of Jigsaw's victims committed crimes, though. One dude literally just self-harmed and I'm not trying to say I'm an advocate of doing it, but I mean he puts that guy in the same vein as a literal rapist. Jigsaw's sense of morality is a little flawed.

    • @shreknskrubgaming7248
      @shreknskrubgaming7248 2 роки тому +35

      @@iiiivvvv9986 Jigsaw's origin story becomes kinda weird throughout the series. First it was because he got diagnosed with cancer and had a failed suicide attempt which gave him a new outlook on life, then it was because his wife had a miscarriage because someone hit her in the stomach with a door, then it was because an insurance company screwed him over with the cancer or something, they pretty much just invent a new origin story whenever they feel like it. It's part of the reason why some people hate Saw but I don't know, the convoluted story is part of the charm in my opinion.

    • @mariyam1511
      @mariyam1511 2 роки тому +1

      Ikrrr 😂😂😂

  • @Johnny-Thin
    @Johnny-Thin Рік тому +71

    I love how Jigsaw’s biggest problem right now is that he has no stamps

  • @elhopper3735
    @elhopper3735 3 роки тому +5570

    Okay I would totally watch an entire movie of this. Just this guy and Saw dude chatting it up and having a great time. Would be better than like half of those Saw movies as well

    • @greatwavefan397
      @greatwavefan397 3 роки тому +45

      I could tell this Jigsaw was voiced over by Zach.

    • @rimquelsiret
      @rimquelsiret 3 роки тому +20

      Are u seriously saying that

    • @vasconcelos7356
      @vasconcelos7356 3 роки тому +53

      Ik right? The movies ended up being more about the traps than the actual story. The first one was great. It was creative, and had both story and interesting traps. Things just went downhill from there. Especially with them killing off so many likeable and interesting characters, one of the best examples being Eric Matthews. Also, the way they made a lot of the traps impossible was so shit. One of the best things about the traps was that they had hope, seeing it was possible to survive, but failed. Giving a human hope just to crush it right after is pure psychologic horror right there.

    • @mattlivingston4546
      @mattlivingston4546 3 роки тому +28

      @@vasconcelos7356 There should be a saw movie where the victims outsmart every trap and make it out uninjured and then put saw theough a series of his own traps and rig the last one so there's no way out.

    • @sugarlv6434
      @sugarlv6434 3 роки тому

      @@mattlivingston4546 Cool idea dude!

  • @killertank2186
    @killertank2186 3 роки тому +9578

    Anybody else genuinely want to see a scene like this in a horror movie? I think it would probably work really well in one of the “scary movie” movies. I’d love to see someone just speech 100 their way out if something like this

    • @keylanoslokj1806
      @keylanoslokj1806 3 роки тому +229

      I mean the tone in those movies is do predictable and monolithic. Nothing really novel like this happens. Nothing random and real life like

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid 3 роки тому +12

      @@keylanoslokj1806 ya

    • @jayzn1931
      @jayzn1931 3 роки тому +39

      Sadly Jigsaw is never connected live.

    • @LightTrack-
      @LightTrack- 3 роки тому +39

      @@keylanoslokj1806 I don't think any of this is "real life like".

    • @vinicus508
      @vinicus508 3 роки тому

      Go watch “scary movie”

  • @Savahax
    @Savahax 3 роки тому +3304

    Zach, these "when you're" memes coming to live are a brilliant format, executed even better. Keep 'em coming bro holy boobslap.

    • @r3gret2079
      @r3gret2079 3 роки тому +25

      Lmao "holy boobslap"? Gotta admit I ain't heard that one yet.

  • @dustinzacharias8227
    @dustinzacharias8227 Рік тому +19

    Since jigsaw kidnapped people who were young and not appreciating life, this conversation definitely could happen.

  • @jackieweaver3884
    @jackieweaver3884 3 роки тому +1770

    When Saw picks the class clown who is depressed af for his games:

    • @tsunamifoxy
      @tsunamifoxy 3 роки тому +42

      Me: This is where the fun begins!

  • @cheesychi8317
    @cheesychi8317 3 роки тому +541

    "Oh I stopped the timer, I was kind of enjoying this." Key to getting out of Saw: befriend the psycho

    • @unknowncreatures13
      @unknowncreatures13 3 роки тому +1

      Yes.

    • @d1fferen7
      @d1fferen7 2 роки тому +6

      In most of the Saw movies, all stuff was pre-recorded [video tapes ; voice recordings]. There wasn't a direct communication between Jigsaw and his test subjects. But in this YT video, due to its nature (parody), it was made that Jigsaw can hear (and talk with) his test subjects.

  • @theoronandres2391
    @theoronandres2391 Рік тому +15

    10 pints of blood!? That's a lose-lose scenario since losing 4-5 pints is seriously life threatening.

    • @jailywaily2129
      @jailywaily2129 5 місяців тому +2

      Well this movie had a series of traps with a group of people… they were supposed to work together to beat each trap but some ended up dying and there were only two that could do this trap so they had to give 5 pints each to survive

  • @GamingWins
    @GamingWins 3 роки тому +13528

    can we just apprecitre how well this man lit himself so he fits in seamlessly into the green screened saw set?!

    • @matthewhayes2198
      @matthewhayes2198 3 роки тому +31

      7

    • @aubarlowe
      @aubarlowe 3 роки тому +185

      you can also mess around with lighting in post production/editing with overlays etc. It's more likely he did that

    • @Qu0d
      @Qu0d 3 роки тому +17

      Wait gamingwins, like in cinemawins? Nice

    • @shakaama
      @shakaama 2 роки тому +13

      you know you just... nevermind. go on with the compliment. I'll just be over here rolling my eyes.

    • @whale2710
      @whale2710 2 роки тому +9

      @@aubarlowe still impressive

  • @squibi-o5522
    @squibi-o5522 2 роки тому +3971

    This is why you should always stay hydrated kids, if you’re ever stuck in this very specific death trap you can just piss in the blood receptacle, works exactly the same.

    • @connortobin3775
      @connortobin3775 Рік тому +317

      Just be sure not to stick it in too far

    • @explorinjenkins349
      @explorinjenkins349 Рік тому +1

      Hell, why stop there? Piss, shit, vomit and if you got the time put a little jizzum in there too.

    • @gmailisaretard
      @gmailisaretard Рік тому +293

      @@connortobin3775 counter point, this will help with the blood letting too!

    • @connortobin3775
      @connortobin3775 Рік тому +150

      @@gmailisaretard man, I want a life when I get out, not a lifetime sentence to a therapist and a trauma team

    • @Belphegorite
      @Belphegorite Рік тому

      @@connortobin3775 There are very few advantages to having a microdick, but this is one. Or so I've heard.

  • @wonkothesane8691
    @wonkothesane8691 Рік тому +3759

    The thing about the "Saw" movies is after the first one, the traps are more complex and convoluted, which can make them more vulnerable to defeat.

    • @chickencurry420
      @chickencurry420 Рік тому +388

      Imagine an intricate trap being shut down cuz a dude accidentally cuts one rope and stopped a crucial part of its triggering mechanism

    • @davitucsonn2243
      @davitucsonn2243 Рік тому +135

      @@chickencurry420 it would be cool if there were decorative, destructible things like a exposed rope or chains throughout the trap and the people would be absolutely distraught at the fact they could avoid that chaos by just destroying something they didn't

    • @theblindbandit6533
      @theblindbandit6533 Рік тому +97

      Also when the new saw took up the reigns they stopped being puzzles and just straight impossible to survive

    • @WeirdPros
      @WeirdPros Рік тому +88

      @@theblindbandit6533 I remember that being original Jigsaw's major gripe with his apprentices after he was hospitalized. They absorbed all the engineering and threw out all the entire purpoe.

    • @beelzeboo
      @beelzeboo Рік тому +75

      There’s a lack of understanding in this comment.
      John Kramer the original Jigsaw, didn’t make his traps unbeatable. Each one was designed from the ground up to be solved or “deactivated” in ONE specific way. There was a purpose behind each trap and they were designed to make the victim value their life and be “rehabilitated” from their destructive nature through physical trauma and predicament torture. He was a rich civil engineer before he was a serial killer, and he had a lot of help constructing each trap/game. Each trap was constructed and tested in an environment that minimized any possible caveats or loopholes a victim could potentially discover. That’s why certain traps go through advancements or phases like the bear trap, John was eliminating ways victims could find another way out of a trap other than the specific way he had designed. The only other ways his traps are stopped outside of the way he intends, is if there is a great amount of interference from outside sources such as police, or something in the environment not being previously accounted for.
      It is the later Jigsaw killers that do not care about the philosophy of rehabilitation or the value of life.
      - Jigsaw #2 (Amanda) became unhinged and made her traps impossible to escape.
      - Jigsaw #3 (Hoffman) was arguably the most prolific killer, and even had a higher body count than Kramer, he made his traps impossible to escape as well, his goal was to eliminate pretty much everyone involved with the Jigsaw games, going as far as shooting his way out of an FBI office, setting up sentry gun turrets, bombing state police, faking his death, and killing everyone in a police station including Jigsaw’s own wife.
      - Jigsaw #4/Logan wasn’t technically a Jigsaw, he is an ex combat medic and was going out of his way to kill one unbelievably corrupt cop. The games in Saw 8 aren’t Logan, they are in the past being conducted by John, it is actually the first ever Jigsaw game before Saw 1. Those traps were escapable.
      - Jigsaw #5/William Schenck also wasn’t technically a Jigsaw but was very much directly emulating/copying Jigsaw. As far as I know his traps were never meant to be escapable either.
      So when John was the active Jigsaw killer, the games were literally designed to be beaten and you did have a likelihood of success if you thought hard enough. As for the remaining apprentices/copycats, the traps were designed to be inescapable , so even though they might get more complicated..it’s highly unlikely you would ever escape the trap if you found yourself having to escape one.

  • @plant3202
    @plant3202 2 місяці тому +11

    4:10 ZACH STAR REALLY IN THE THICK OF IT RN 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @cantaloupegodling352
    @cantaloupegodling352 2 роки тому +1286

    "For this challenge you must grind you- wait why are you sitting down."
    "I decided that head explosion is better than anything with the word grind in it."

    • @vinetak2645
      @vinetak2645 Рік тому +64

      Bro will never appreciate the sigmarillionaire grindset smh 😔💪

  • @shooby9496
    @shooby9496 3 роки тому +743

    "In fifteen minutes this room is going to fill with a toxic gas."
    Jerma would appreciate this.

  • @arianaharvey961
    @arianaharvey961 3 роки тому +995

    The clapping emoji line is so accurate it gave me PTSD.

    • @ridgedog2317
      @ridgedog2317 3 роки тому +33

      It 👏 sure 👏 is

    • @realah3001
      @realah3001 3 роки тому +40

      People👏Who👏Do👏This👏Deserve 👏to👏Die

    • @alcejaylos.4257
      @alcejaylos.4257 3 роки тому +21

      @@realah3001 I know you're doing that to prove a point but I kinda struggled to stop myself from shooting you just now xD

    • @ATemplarIGuess
      @ATemplarIGuess 3 роки тому +9

      @@alcejaylos.4257 don't struggle, give into the hate

    • @Drakonus_
      @Drakonus_ 3 роки тому +5

      And to think it all started with Pewdiepie saying "Meme👏 Review👏"

  • @cloakernoises7354
    @cloakernoises7354 11 місяців тому +7

    The funny thing is, is that there are always tons of loopholes in saw traps

  • @zininajid
    @zininajid 3 роки тому +752

    Honestly, I'd rather die than do any of those games

    • @honeycomb937
      @honeycomb937 3 роки тому +71

      yeah, like, i don't wanna do some weird shit where i get hooked up to a machine and breathing kills me. just shoot me in the head or something already

    • @emilyau8023
      @emilyau8023 3 роки тому +8

      Well you're kind of forced into some

    • @Scarlettt343
      @Scarlettt343 3 роки тому +20

      If I get stuck in a trap that causes a fast death I'll just sit and wait it out, or if its one of the pin ones I'll chillax there and wait for someone to come rescue me

    • @Real-Rat
      @Real-Rat 3 роки тому +13

      I would start destroying things and make his life sh¡t by screaming annoyingly

    • @pedromoura1446
      @pedromoura1446 3 роки тому +9

      @@Real-Rat high pitch noises till he cant take it anymore and has to mute you XD

  • @williamcraig6377
    @williamcraig6377 3 роки тому +918

    Why does it need to be blood? Why not just relieve yourself of the 44oz soda they had earlier?

    • @duellinksantimeta7636
      @duellinksantimeta7636 3 роки тому +86

      I think you have to make more than that. Someone mentioned to throw up and if that's not enough, I would add some yellow stuff, brown stuff, white stuff... Everything is better than bleeding.

    • @woodlefoof2
      @woodlefoof2 3 роки тому +41

      @@duellinksantimeta7636 hell if nothing else just top it off with that last few bits of blood

    • @sinny5404
      @sinny5404 3 роки тому +33

      @@woodlefoof2 I think I'll take poison gas over blades with everything you never want to touch all over them. You're pretty much signing off on playing Russian roulette except every bullet is replaced with a randomly horrible slow way to die after you escape. and you may pull the trigger more than once if there's feces..

    • @GenericProtagonist7
      @GenericProtagonist7 3 роки тому +12

      @@sinny5404 There's six arm holes mate, you use one to use every other bodily fluid and a different one to create a wound. Why would you even consider using the same blade? Even so, why would you take definitely dying from poison gas over maybe dying from infection way after escaping?

    • @woodlefoof2
      @woodlefoof2 3 роки тому +7

      @@sinny5404 modern medicine is a thing, you can pour some alcohol over it when you’re done to make the doctors job easier even.

  • @ralph_d_youtuber8298
    @ralph_d_youtuber8298 3 роки тому +228

    Her fate was sealed straight from the birth certificate.
    Destruction 500.

  • @Herbertti3
    @Herbertti3 Рік тому +17

    "I don't have stamps" is where I lost it.

  • @shadywiskerz
    @shadywiskerz 3 роки тому +2798

    Anybody ever think about how Jigsaw built all of this casually by himself.

    • @paiger6058
      @paiger6058 3 роки тому +94

      He had help. He had Amanda almost from the beginning. He also had the detective.

    • @paiger6058
      @paiger6058 3 роки тому +36

      Amanda built many contraptions

    • @bv83x
      @bv83x 3 роки тому +9

      Justin Jerkoff didn't think about that one

    • @JohnDoe-yc2qt
      @JohnDoe-yc2qt 3 роки тому +98

      Are you sure he did it casually? I prefer to imagine him doing a line of coke first, and then frantically building a bunch of contraptions on the fly using whatever's around.

    • @DagonAum17
      @DagonAum17 3 роки тому +16

      Want he an engineer by trade?

  • @Splashstar216
    @Splashstar216 3 роки тому +614

    Honestly, like in the movie "would you rather" I was thinking I'd just take a bullet rather than all the other sick things they would have me do. With a bullet it'd be fast and not drawn out.

    • @alvarkarjalainen7378
      @alvarkarjalainen7378 3 роки тому +75

      Fr tho. I’d rather die than pop my fecking eye with a needle lmao.

    • @Crazypixiness
      @Crazypixiness 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah, even the old lady got a not-so bad fate in comparison.

    • @seasagar139
      @seasagar139 3 роки тому +5

      everyone dont has the courage to die , so try to live in any possible wat

    • @seasagar139
      @seasagar139 3 роки тому +1

      way*

    • @rahulmarchand2938
      @rahulmarchand2938 3 роки тому +17

      @@seasagar139 nah in these situations it requires courage to live, itd be easy just to do nothing and die going through the challenges is hard

  • @brandrcjcorbin5397
    @brandrcjcorbin5397 3 роки тому +1872

    Fun fact, the human body has 10 pints of blood in total but if you lose 40% or more of your blood you will die, so losing 4 pints would kill you, so in that situation you either kill your friend or you both die. Unless they took teh 5 pint deal together and sacrificed 2.5 pints each.

    • @IluvinortheIneffable
      @IluvinortheIneffable 3 роки тому +286

      In the actual movie there are 5 of them at the beginning. If they worked together, they would only have to give 2 pints each.

    • @shreknskrubgaming7248
      @shreknskrubgaming7248 3 роки тому +92

      @@IluvinortheIneffable and they end up taking 5 pints each and surviving anyways, if I remember correctly.

    • @C00kiesAplenty
      @C00kiesAplenty 3 роки тому +74

      @@shreknskrubgaming7248
      I think one of them dies, and it ends up being more of a 3-7 or so split.

    • @shreknskrubgaming7248
      @shreknskrubgaming7248 3 роки тому +10

      @@C00kiesAplenty can't remember. It's been a long time since I watched the Saw movies

    • @lydellb
      @lydellb 3 роки тому +47

      @@C00kiesAplenty The girl basically shreds her arm down to the elbow to get it but she makes it out.

  • @adizcool2-655
    @adizcool2-655 Рік тому +2

    I honestly expected the other guy to knock out the depressed one and use him for the entire 10 pints. Like, if you wanna die, cool. Just die in a way which benefits me.

  • @123r97
    @123r97 2 роки тому +4484

    Honestly this approach is actually pretty smart. He starts off by changing the dynamic from a us against the killer scenario to me and the killer watching you do this. Then he starts being the intermediary between the other guy and the killer with that statement about stamps making it so he's closer to the killer and more apart from this game. Then he starts probing with a lot of common things people might dislike and keeps going until he gets a hit from Jigsaw and circles around that one until they feel more connected and gets freed without ever needing to saw his hand off and he even gaining a new friend.

    • @deathisnotwhatseems
      @deathisnotwhatseems 2 роки тому +82

      DNhg ur smart glad you could comprehend that.

    • @Es-zb8vu
      @Es-zb8vu 2 роки тому +88

      That is quite the tactic

    • @belle-x_youtube
      @belle-x_youtube 2 роки тому +98

      @@Es-zb8vu Remind me not to interact with my victims.....

    • @Grandmother628
      @Grandmother628 2 роки тому +56

      @@belle-x_youtube You mean your viewers?

    • @MasterBirb
      @MasterBirb Рік тому

      @@Grandmother628
      Damn straight roasted him like a pig

  • @ozwilliamTLDR
    @ozwilliamTLDR 3 роки тому +584

    “In 15 minutes, if you do not do this challenge, the room will fill with a deadly G-GG-GA-GA-GAS”

    • @dianas6800
      @dianas6800 3 роки тому +18

      Oh no he’s GAS lighting us!

    • @justice5080
      @justice5080 3 роки тому +19

      GAS GAS GAS GOTTA STEP ON THE GAS

    • @hahafunnisex1719
      @hahafunnisex1719 3 роки тому +8

      The room will be filled with a deadly neurotoxin

    • @yourbinman
      @yourbinman 3 роки тому

      GYEASS

    • @TheHighborn
      @TheHighborn 3 роки тому

      @@justice5080 tonight I'll fly

  • @nunyabusiness9184
    @nunyabusiness9184 3 роки тому +419

    "Nooo Siamese twins need to work together."
    This man doesn't miss 💀

  • @omeletted5514
    @omeletted5514 Рік тому +5

    I like that "Eyyyyy!!" when he opens the door to leave lmao

  • @sageemerald7685
    @sageemerald7685 3 роки тому +221

    "Oh I stopped the timer, I was kind of enjoying this."
    10/10

  • @hidingintheconnor6611
    @hidingintheconnor6611 3 роки тому +706

    Perfect video before my interview. Laughed so hard

  • @gamingelementalist6725
    @gamingelementalist6725 3 роки тому +1081

    "I don't have stamps" fucking killed me.

    • @LMan86
      @LMan86 3 роки тому +12

      THAT was my favorite part 😂😂😂😂😂🪦🪦🪦🪦

    • @Crisumit710
      @Crisumit710 Рік тому +7

      yea he took the time to even reply such a petty question lol

    • @benwithers2266
      @benwithers2266 Рік тому +1

      Same pahaha

  • @alliekingsley7919
    @alliekingsley7919 Рік тому +42

    This was seriously better than any of the saw movies.

  • @joshuakram
    @joshuakram 3 роки тому +398

    Toxic gas definitely doesn't seem as bad as sawing your hand.

    • @boredflower
      @boredflower 3 роки тому +8

      I guess, toxic gas will most likely cause a severe reaction forcing you to suffocate on your own bodily fluids as your lungs fill with bile and blood.

    • @yerokaasregor
      @yerokaasregor 3 роки тому +7

      @@boredflower just like the good old mustard gas
      Ahhh the good times🤢🤤

    • @TheByQQ
      @TheByQQ 3 роки тому +14

      @@boredflower that still sounds a bit better than sawing your hand off

    • @n3gi_
      @n3gi_ 3 роки тому +4

      @@boredflower Still better than Sawing your hand and then dying of blood loss or infection.

    • @zakosist
      @zakosist 2 роки тому +5

      I disagree if its just cutting your hand for blood, but if its actually cutting off your fingers/part of your hand, then I'm not so sure anymore. Also may depend on exactly what type of gas. To me getting permanently handicapped would be far more demotivating for trying to survive than the pain by itself.
      Also can you actually safely give that much blood and be able to stop it in time? Otherwise its only choosing how you die, not if you die (soon)

  • @dsdots
    @dsdots 3 роки тому +523

    I just love how the guy is as indifferent about being let free from his death as he was about being killed by toxic gas

    • @nordicnostalgia8106
      @nordicnostalgia8106 2 роки тому +1

      I know. He could have tried to grab the guy

    • @speedy01247
      @speedy01247 2 роки тому +1

      On the contrary this was his play, he is a master manipulator and con artist. (Sort of why he was there, but if you get him talking he can make you forget that)

  • @jessbian3385
    @jessbian3385 3 роки тому +2888

    “Lets list things we wont miss!”
    My brain immediately, for some reason: Traffic.
    “Traffic.”

    • @AwoudeX
      @AwoudeX 3 роки тому +6

      I'm from the Netherlands, there's traffic here, but it's awesome to drive here at the same time

    • @nash3364
      @nash3364 3 роки тому

      Dude same!

    • @brrrrrr
      @brrrrrr 3 роки тому +12

      I was thinking about taxes

    • @MelDano_OFF
      @MelDano_OFF 2 роки тому

      @@brrrrrr i dont mind abt them, i don't pay em lol

    • @DiogenesDworkinson
      @DiogenesDworkinson 2 роки тому

      @@nash3364 you should go get stamps together

  • @fordderek2429
    @fordderek2429 Рік тому +3

    Literally any liquid would work.

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 3 місяці тому

      Not necessarily, and they wouldn't be able to produce 10 liters of another liquid. Go ahead, try to fill one 2 liter bottle, see how far you get.

    • @fordderek2429
      @fordderek2429 3 місяці тому

      @@medexamtoolscom the container was about liquid volume the mechanism was about weight. Literally anything would work

  • @user-ph5jv2rs4h
    @user-ph5jv2rs4h 3 роки тому +393

    when the killer said that he enjoyed this
    that's kinda funny

  • @alegria1813
    @alegria1813 3 роки тому +329

    If I ended up in a survival movie I wouldn't even try honestly lmao

    • @Imagoofygoober69420
      @Imagoofygoober69420 3 роки тому +32

      I would just sit there essentially what there doing because what’s the chance they will let you go even if you do it

    • @not_even_known_yet3167
      @not_even_known_yet3167 3 роки тому +21

      Yeah, you are dead one way or the other, better not give them the enjoyment of you trying. I would just sit there and think about live. Maybe try to sleep in to not feel it when the Gas comes.

    • @jackieweaver3884
      @jackieweaver3884 3 роки тому +15

      Exactlyyy i just posted a similar comment! Idk why people in survival/horror movies wanna live so bad, like just die dude what ya wanna live for

    • @uasakura
      @uasakura 3 роки тому +4

      I would just close my eyes ad do nothing

    • @cruelcimmcia859
      @cruelcimmcia859 3 роки тому +2

      On God, why they even try so hard.... 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @Crybaton
    @Crybaton 3 роки тому +625

    This hits my humor just right

  • @Nathan15038
    @Nathan15038 3 дні тому +1

    3:30 I was waiting for bro to respond over the intercom😂

  • @nothere3982
    @nothere3982 3 роки тому +2254

    The depressed guy actually befriending jiwsaw and getting tf out is fucking amazing

    • @DGneoseeker1
      @DGneoseeker1 Рік тому +32

      Meanwhile what I really hate about the series of films is the people he tortured deciding "actually Jigsaw is a great guy and I should work for him!"

    • @SA80TAGE
      @SA80TAGE Рік тому +5

      that's not what depression is.

    • @susiehaltmann3342
      @susiehaltmann3342 Рік тому +8

      @@SA80TAGE the guy who wants to die. Thats exactly what depression means

    • @River-Styxx
      @River-Styxx Рік тому +1

      ​@@DGneoseeker1 well he manipulated them, which he's really good at

    • @ew6483
      @ew6483 Рік тому +10

      @@susiehaltmann3342 As someone with depression but who definitely doesn’t want to die, no.

  • @TheTsar69
    @TheTsar69 3 роки тому +1288

    Anyone notice how the Saw guy finishes his sentence with "Everyday bro." And the dude with the list just paused and looked at the Camera. Lmao, that was sneaky

    • @edattacks
      @edattacks 3 роки тому +32

      Not sneaky at all

    • @JohnDoe-gs5qk
      @JohnDoe-gs5qk 3 роки тому +14

      @@edattacks Quite obvious in fact.

    • @chaseyoung9628
      @chaseyoung9628 3 роки тому +2

      What did it mea. Explain

    • @chaseyoung9628
      @chaseyoung9628 3 роки тому +5

      What did it mean I’m confused

    • @JohnDoe-gs5qk
      @JohnDoe-gs5qk 3 роки тому +30

      @@chaseyoung9628 The song "It's Everyday Bro" was made by Jake Paul, a youtuber guy, yay.

  • @firewarrior9999
    @firewarrior9999 2 роки тому +350

    If you think about it, being killed by gas is realitively painless compared to the other traps that Jigsaw built.

    • @davitucsonn2243
      @davitucsonn2243 Рік тому +19

      the gas wont instantly make you see jesus, you'll suffer a bit too much, you know?

    • @devolays
      @devolays Рік тому +37

      Davi, you may want to google what "relatively" mean, because in your reply it seems you completely ignored that word from the original message.
      He didn't say "gassing is painless". He said "gassing is relatively painless". When you talk about relativeness, you talk about things when compared to each other. When you compare height of two short people, one of them will be taller. Doesn't mean he's tall, just taller than the other one.

    • @davitucsonn2243
      @davitucsonn2243 Рік тому +10

      @@devolays i think this was just one of the moments where i didn't care to what i was commenting, nowadays i just comment back when someone mentions me, rather than commenting each video, just to leave this commenter cycle, thanks for explaining anyways

    • @braindavidgilbert3147
      @braindavidgilbert3147 Рік тому +19

      I mean depends on the gas. If its carbon dioxide youll just go to sleep so thats good

    • @Grievous_Nix
      @Grievous_Nix Рік тому +6

      @@braindavidgilbert3147or could be chlorine, in such an amount that’d make dying a slow and painful process

  • @yeeto12342
    @yeeto12342 2 місяці тому +5

    he predicted KSI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @jcw5288
    @jcw5288 3 роки тому +4782

    Saw movies are unrealistic. How do the victims have such high pain threshold? A small cut on my finger and I can't use my hand for several days already.

    • @aylamendoza598
      @aylamendoza598 3 роки тому +538

      Adrenaline lol

    • @nickelglasses700
      @nickelglasses700 3 роки тому +227

      Adrenaline...and clout.

    • @julesverne4339
      @julesverne4339 3 роки тому +125

      Morphine. Wears out in 12 hours or so. During wars that gets people killed, but if you can't kill your enemy then go find another job.

    • @Iceman96051
      @Iceman96051 3 роки тому +71

      @@julesverne4339 Well, all opiates would but I think Jigsaw drugging them would defeat the point. Technically alcohol and amphetamines/uppers can do the same thing, just not to the same level.

    • @SirBladewind
      @SirBladewind 3 роки тому +212

      Idk man, I fell off a ledge once and split my nails entirely off gripping a windowsill to stop my fall. Was bleeding fuckin everywhere but didn't really notice until after I landed on a dumpster lid.
      Humans are capable of some pretty brutal stuff in order to survive.

  • @Tricornatops
    @Tricornatops Рік тому +746

    " *sniffle* still hurts"
    "hey chin up"
    killed me

  • @POINTS2
    @POINTS2 3 роки тому +377

    The one downvote is from the Zach with the family.

    • @frecio231
      @frecio231 3 роки тому

      Now they're 4,I imagine is his family

  • @floraspond666
    @floraspond666 Рік тому +4

    Me who’s on my period: *reaches into pants aggressively

  • @papa_squat
    @papa_squat 3 роки тому +342

    Let's be honest SAW guy, if you date a girl named Dixie then you're just asking for bull shit

  • @samuelnjenga7208
    @samuelnjenga7208 3 роки тому +253

    "I stopped the timer, I was kinda enjoying this"🤦‍♂️😂😂😂

  • @isymfs
    @isymfs 3 роки тому +621

    Him: "I'd rather die"
    Me: Deal
    *proceeds to take 10 pints of his blood*

    • @deuceditton8831
      @deuceditton8831 2 роки тому +55

      Honestly that’s how I expected it to end

    • @badlanding0529
      @badlanding0529 2 роки тому +5

      @@gulnuryavuz6218 wym

    • @bradensorensen966
      @bradensorensen966 Рік тому

      He probably doesn’t even have 10 pints assuming you could even bleed him completely dry into the beaker without spilling.

    • @StarkSpider24
      @StarkSpider24 Рік тому +3

      Nah, I’d spoil his fun by just urinating to fill the containers

  • @TouchGrassCo.
    @TouchGrassCo. 2 місяці тому +1

    Lol the casual "do you have stamps?"
    "I don't have stamps"

  • @Inwbpwns4evr
    @Inwbpwns4evr 3 роки тому +264

    "I swear there's a new song by those people like everyday bro"
    "oh li-" *does the office stare at the camera*
    subscribed

  • @OrangeDaddy47
    @OrangeDaddy47 3 роки тому +727

    It's weird and hilarious that twitter is just universally hated by everyone.

    • @WolfPlayz294
      @WolfPlayz294 3 роки тому +7

      I actually love and hate Twitter.

    • @liveandlearn4445
      @liveandlearn4445 3 роки тому +31

      @@WolfPlayz294 what is there to like about Twitter?

    • @lucaorbke2278
      @lucaorbke2278 3 роки тому +5

      @@liveandlearn4445 a very degenerate, yet amazing place called "crypto twitter"

    • @9nikola
      @9nikola 3 роки тому +12

      @@liveandlearn4445 Compared to most other social medias, it's fairly easy to catch up on announcements and whatnot. Of course, it would be much better if it could be in chronological order and if it had a filter so we could choose to not see retweets from certain users that just retweet randomly, but overall it's just better than having to check dozens of websites for different announcements, or having to actively check every UA-cam channel's post, or each subreddit's newest official post, etc.

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 2 роки тому +2

      never understood why its so universally hated. I never used it alltho sadly i hear people constantly mention it which is the most annoying part about it for me.

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 3 роки тому +623

    They can relate to each other

  • @KatBaumgarten
    @KatBaumgarten 10 місяців тому +3

    The delivery of "no, the fuck?" is legitimately the best thing ever

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 3 роки тому +266

    THERE 👏 ARE 👏 CLAPPING 👏 HANDS 👏 EMOJIS 👏 BETWEEN 👏 THE 👏 WORDS 👏 IN 👏 THIS 👏 SENTENCE

    • @lukysmoke7078
      @lukysmoke7078 3 роки тому +8

      This infuriate me to the core of my soul.. For no reason

    • @boringnames6920
      @boringnames6920 3 роки тому +5

      WHY 👏 THO?

    • @Dwizard3415
      @Dwizard3415 3 роки тому +8

      Imagine hearing someone talk like that irl. Thats why I hate it.

    • @jakwolfe3025
      @jakwolfe3025 3 роки тому +1

      @@Dwizard3415 I have heard ppl do this IRL...it makes me wanna break their fingers and rip out their tongue

  • @jakwolfe3025
    @jakwolfe3025 3 роки тому +246

    Billy: "In fifteen minutes this room will fill with deadly gas"
    Beavis: "haha I'll fill it for you"

  • @N0URii
    @N0URii 3 роки тому +200

    Plot twist: he's a master of reverse psychology

  • @actioninmyphannypack
    @actioninmyphannypack Рік тому +1

    “I don’t have stamps”

  • @Arizona-ex5yt
    @Arizona-ex5yt 3 роки тому +82

    That's better written and more logical than any Saw movie.