I just picture this dude with a bouquet of roses at a graveyard after completing anger management therapy, walking around handing them out like "I'm sorry, my bad... Next..."
What villain thinks: "He is not good enough, I need him no longer" What Villain doesn't realize: Subordinate was trying his best, Subordinate was smart on how he would escape, without subordinate, villain wouldn't know a threat was in his walls, and subordinate is loyal to him.
Villain: "Well if a person can't get a job done right, someone else will." Patrick: "No no no no no no. That's the thing! That's the THING tho! Who? Who will??" Time Loop Guy: "Hey I'm here for the interview."
@@fbitoastypineapples3615 Then come as close as you can without revealing my face to the audience. Also, if the coffee isn't to my specifications, you're taking an extended stay in the hospital.
It is literally 100% more effective to A. give someone another chance B. Train them more C. Give someone a couple more chances and if they keep failing then train them more.
@@zeropolicy7456 when an element combines to form a compound, it's properties change too. That is why we need air for oxygen supply, although we can take oxygen from water. There are some chemical reactions for this, and they are not that efficient.
It wants it, but doesn't need it. Just like that body instinct thing where being underwater slows your heart, being choked stops him from needing oxygen.
In this case, the “You and I aren’t so different” speech the villain gives every single time wouldn’t be too far fetched, because the protagonist kills all the bad guys’ minions to get to him, and the bad guy kills all of his minions who don’t properly do what the bad guy wants them to do
is funny that anime heroes do this half of the time. and fans just think is ok when they do it but not ok when a villain does it. hard to loot a hero when the hero turns insane for 6 eps. but the hero kills a few people per ep before the insanity kicks in.
*Minion comes through with one missing arm, the bones of all the other limbs broken or completely shattered, an arrow in the sternum, toes from one foot broken off of the foot hiding in the sock and whatever other injuries Caleb's had in his videos. His final words:* "Hey.. I'm here for the... Interview...."
"You're about to be very surprised and pissed off" Villain: Why would I be surprised? Nobody can beat me. *dude walks in* Hi, I'm here for the interview?
In all seriousness, think about it, he would fight the guys, the guys would beat him, but then he'd just come back again. Eventually the subordinates would be so injured from all the previous battles with his past self that they couldn't fight anymore.
Yeah indeed......only after he's killed EVERYONE on his side but one dude who's pretty much given up on them WINNING because his boss took THIS LONG to finally "admit he has a problem!"
Villan: " of course this isn't going to stop me from killing you" Subordinate: (sarcastically) "oh really I didn't see that coming" I love how the henchman has dealt with his boss stupidity so much he just doesn't care anymore.
@@Blargo245 clearly you didn't, he said that to the one who played dead, not to Patrick, the commenter made a joke of him saying that to Patrick too, but you were too focused on being annoyed by harmless comments that quote their favorite part of the video, have a good day
Janitor: *misses a spot mopping* Caleb: *snaps neck* Clean that up Patrick: *That* was our last Janitor Edit: Villain: *Taking an English test* Tutor: You missed a P- Villain: *stabs them with the pencil* (also ty for the likes)
"Why won't you die?" "You've tried to kill me this way so many times, my body no longer needs oxygen constantly to survive." He has discovered how to create superhumans. Now the conquest can begin.
“Under a second mind you” his acting and the way he executes each sentence is so well timed that I wouldn’t be surprised if he had a future in acting whether on a show or a movie
Villain- “and where is the guy I was supposed to interview?” “Oh, you killed him when he walked in yesterday.” Time loop guy- “hey, I’m here for the interview”
“Ok I’ll take anger management classes” you see that was the good ending usually the villian would be stubborn and would just find another way to kill the servant 🤣
@@OvSpP A. You know it's a joke right? B. Heroes ALWAYS has diffrent hero codes. Like how daredevil fights and not kill do to his catholic but then he wants to kill the kingPin do to he causes to much pain and misery to others. Bruh, Vigilante are fucking heroes dude, spiderman, daredevil, moonknight, etc. You truly do not know about heroes and villains then just because the guy was talking about heroes killing/hurting the bad guys
"How's it going? So, what's your power?" "My body doesn't constantly need oxygen to survive." "Oh word?? So you could like.. breathe underwat-" "But it only works when my boss is trying to choke me." "GET OUUUUUU-"
Spoiler: Patrick is of the villain’s mind. Yes, he is so lonely and unable to kill himself so he created Patrick to help fight the loneliness but he can’t stop trying to kill him
Boss: "Ok, I'm taking anger Management classes" Patrick: "Our psychologist is dead too" Boss: "Then I'll find an outside one" Patrick: "They all dead too" Boss: "....Hold up, back up, who *isn't* dead?" Patric: "Literally just you, me and the hero. Just the 3 of us. There's no one else alive in the universe" Boss: **sweats**
That would be next i hope, after he takes anger management classes. (then boss is surprised Pikachu face and the manager looks at him saying what did you do?! Then boss is like the war personally trained, manager, to what , boss, to avoid making me angry, manager FFS i am OUT, then boss delivers the ok then, (and the famous) GET OOoOOUT, (normal voice) then.)
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Due to the mention of the hero performing 60 attacks on the reinforcement soldier in under a second, we can conclude that this story takes place in some sort of world where people with super human abilities exist, the main villain is perceived by this reinforcement soldier to be able to contest in power with the aforementioned hero, meaning he is also capable of performing 60 attacks in one second, this is reinforced when he kills said reinforcement soldier. Then, it is revealed that he is unable to kill his advisor, and the advisor mentions all the previous times the villain has attempted to kill him. If we allow our belief to be suspended slightly, we can easily assume the villain has tried many other methods of killing his advisor, all of which have failed, we can therefore conclude that the villain's advisor is more powerful than the villain himself, and is most likely playing along for the fun of it, similar to Alastor in Hazbin Hotel.
I think the advisor is just an a defensive villain. He can survive hits but is not able to kill the villain. Its like having high defense that you can't die but low attack you can't kill.
You mean the tell me you LongBeachGriffy the man himself that is trying to get himself flagged from UA-cam but people OFFFFFFF UA-cam STILL LOVE HIM? there both good
@@ZekeTheNerdVX I was just thinking this the other day. Will help him get more views too. I heard the UA-cam algo is hurting content with cursing in it
“That was the last guy. There’s no left!” The sheer annoyance in his voice really sells the fact that he’s just fed up with his boss’s ignorance thinking reinforcements are unlimited cause he keeps killing them all. Lmao!
This is always my problem with the dark side in star wars. Like logically you can just join their ranks and start killing all their people, and if anyone questions you just be like "They were weak.". Then you can kill the person who questioned you too because obviously they're weak too. Which I guess is where the rule of 2 comes in, but even then, you're going to need some manpower sometimes, but there's no ideologically consistent way to increase your numbers or train up new recruits.
That's why sith depend heavily on non sith to avoid this issue. That and there trillions of peoples. So you can kill a hundred and never run out as long you can keep enought planets under sith control.
The only person who can get away with this is Darth Vader, because imperials are so disposable that even the empire itself doesn't even care about them.
@@noir4762 you can stand one meter in front of stormtroopers and they still wouldn't be able to shoot you accurately. stormtroopers are cannon fodders, sometimes I doubt their sentience..
@@HonestFarmerLigue1Fan Actually stormtroopers are extremely accurate in most scenarios. The only reason they weren't hitting Luke, Han, Leia, etc, was because they were under direct orders to NOT kill them.
@mr red I'm guessing you're replying to me: I couldn't be sure if he was specifying the person who changes the lightbulbs or the person in charge of electricity. (Hell, I'm pretty sure I'm using the wrong terminology. I'm not big on anything relating to electricity.) But either way, I'm pretty sure either the guy just putting in the bulbs or the guy who looks after the wiring in the place screwed up once and that was it for them. That, or maybe one of his henchmen didn't pay the bills on time and got killed for it.
To be fair at LEAST in Freezer's case he at least was told a Saiyan was going to whoop his butt. (and With Dragon Ball Super... there is a bit more to it too)
“Ok I’ll take anger management classes”
_Kills the therapist_
Kills the receptionist
Kills himself
KILLS HIS LAWYER
*k i l l s*
LMAO!
“I don’t even know how the LIGHTS are on right now” killed me
This is the same guy who realized he forgot his car keys while he was driving
I'm still dying over that part
You don't sayyy
@ExtremeGod ofHate Huh? What the fuck...
@@amaimonmoore4498 I mean, look at his name...
I just picture this dude with a bouquet of roses at a graveyard after completing anger management therapy, walking around handing them out like "I'm sorry, my bad... Next..."
Jim Jimson... wait, I killed him? God my bad sorry dude...
More likes pulls them back out of the grave alive.
Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂 👌 Why is this something I would do!?
@ExtremeGod ofHate well u definitely live up to your name.
Then eventually he kills him self on accident 🤣
"Villain! I have come for you, and your reign is.... where is he?"
"oh yeah hes taking anger management classes"
Uhhh......why? *Sees the dead body* Ooohhhh.
@@sonjoku4879 wdym why?? because they have anger issues obivously /lh
@@jammingshrimp r/
@@doublegolem5339 ?
do u not know what tone indicators are?
@@jammingshrimp do you have any idea what he just said 🤦🏿♂️
Subordinate: accidentally bumps into main villain “sorry sir”
Main villain: so you have chosen death
Basically how it goes
Darth Vader
Hey DIO
@Smart Skill fuck off
Why did you kill Enba the Hag
Villain: "my god we don't have any allies"
Patrick: "you don't say"
LMAO
I don't wanna be THAT guy, but the word you're looking for is "allies". Should probably edit it before a more aggressive fellow comes along
@@callmek8372 yo bro you gotta watch out man. These people in the comments are loco homie.
@@SaviHow Did someone call me?
Yeah you better spell allies correctly. I've got my eyes on you.
@@callmek8372 . it was a simple mistake. I typed and posted it before reading it.
Janitor: *mops quietly*
Villain: *your free trial of living has ended*
Who said they was living for free?
Caleb’s funny is rubbing off on his viewers i love it 💀💀
Free?
Janitor: *hands 20 dollars*
Villain: your purchase of 3 months has gone through successfully
What villain thinks: "He is not good enough, I need him no longer"
What Villain doesn't realize: Subordinate was trying his best, Subordinate was smart on how he would escape, without subordinate, villain wouldn't know a threat was in his walls, and subordinate is loyal to him.
What he doesn't know is all the other subordinents survived and played dead also... they just all changed professions
Nah man. He crawled faster than a guy who beat him 60 times IN A SECOND.
COUGH COUGH KAI CHISAKI
@@Metaknighttheloneswordsman based name, based pfp
@@shreddedbagelwabiwabo8342 Thanks bro, I just changed the name to Lone Swordsman recently. I didn't think someone would notice so quickly.
Villain: "Well if a person can't get a job done right, someone else will."
Patrick: "No no no no no no. That's the thing! That's the THING tho! Who? Who will??"
Time Loop Guy: "Hey I'm here for the interview."
Just waiting for the inevitable supervillain interview. These 2 trying to recruit allies from reject heroes.
@@SomeGuy1117 that would actually be funny nice idea dude ✊
GET OUT GET OOOOOUUUUUT
LOL
GET OUUUUUT!!!
“I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW THE LigHtS ARE ON RIGHT NOW” that line was delivered perfectly
I agree. Highlight of the video
Wow, you can quote the video!
explain?
limen LMAO right
@@siyacer lol imagine getting upset that someone compliments the delivery of a line
"Okay I'll take anger management classes"
*Kills his therapist*
yee
Lol
Someone comes with the bill
@@BlackDiamond2718 *kills the person who gave the bill*
Ironyche person shows up to receive therapy
you stole this from @nice man
I’ve always love how he makes his dead bodies look. They look extremely and unrealistically crippled. It’s hilarious.
69 upvotes lessgo!
Rigor mortis or something is a helluva thing
Ragdoll physics.
Family guy pose
If you've ever seen a real dead body you'd know there's no such thing as unrealistically crippled. Lol
Subordinate: *accidentally drops a pencil*
Villain: So, you have chosen death.
“Oh, so you’re approaching me?” - DIO
@@HauntedAstolfoBeanPlushie I can't hand you you're coffee without getting closer
@@fbitoastypineapples3615 Then come as close as you can without revealing my face to the audience. Also, if the coffee isn't to my specifications, you're taking an extended stay in the hospital.
~~Villain~~ Manager
You can't drop a pencil. Next thing you know, John Wick is using that pencil to kill you.
Leader: “Call for reinforcements”
Assistant: “Those were the reinforcements”
Leader: *starts sweating*
"Call in the janitors and the maintenance people to fight, then"
@@ccb36 Dead. You killed them all last week cause they were doing all their jobs 'not good enough'
@@vagustruman you been doing this for months
TheFirekid anybody that does anything even slightly considered wrong you just kill them
Pablo Escobar HOW is this effective
"I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID!" "stupit."
Caleb 1: ''What did you do to stop it?"
Caleb 2: *Starts heavy breathing*
how could I be so stewpitt
U mean ;(
WOW, IT'S LIKE WE WATCHED THE SAME VIDEO!
I wish these likes would mimic my subscriber count.
It is literally 100% more effective to
A. give someone another chance
B. Train them more
C. Give someone a couple more chances and if they keep failing then train them more.
Hey as long they survive might as well use all the help we can get 😂🤷♂️
Instead he just chooses to *multiple clapping sounds* them
@@wrestlinghe2638 hol up-
That's just common sense
D. Just kill em and get someone else
*kills anger management therapist*
"..."
_Boss:_ "What? He clearly failed at his job."
I havent seen you in a while bro
take the out of therapist.
Are you still alive?
Oh hey the unmoustache you been taking over bro
Sup
Villian: "why wont you die"
Caleb: *Im 0% oxygen and 75% water*
Doesn't being 75% Water make you 50% Oxygen, though?
@@zeropolicy7456 when an element combines to form a compound, it's properties change too. That is why we need air for oxygen supply, although we can take oxygen from water. There are some chemical reactions for this, and they are not that efficient.
@@zeropolicy7456 25% 1/3 of water is oxygen 2/3 hydrogen
@@zeropolicy7456 Molecular oxygen, not oxygen the element, and that would be 25%
No, no; 75% Water that's wet.
Sometimes I forget he's talking to himself.
*Sometime?*
i always forget until i see a comment that reminds me of his skills
@@_Sheepy its important if you wanna do vine~~
Idk what y'all are talking about. I saw 3 different people in this video.
How come it's the same guy?? I don't believe it
He’s sellin’ this shit.
"You tried killing me this way so many times my body no longer constantly needs oxygen to survive."
Also him: *Breathing loudly*
It wants it, but doesn't need it. Just like that body instinct thing where being underwater slows your heart, being choked stops him from needing oxygen.
“I dont even know how the *LIGHTS* are on right now, you killed the guy that take care of that TOO”
Read this as he said it 😂
Edwin Caraballo this took me out 💀😂
I like how many voices he can hold
I’d love it for the lights to flicker of go out for a sec 😂
Quid Pro quo that would have been perfect !!
"idk how the lights are even on right now!"
Villain: Well they tried sending some people to audit...but i I killed them.
Makes sense
Lights and auditors? Perfect correlation
Plot twist: the subordinent played dead.
😭😂😭😂😂😂😂 I didn't think of that
I was thinking he should’ve had him crawl off at the end
@@paiwansabadi7655 Plot twist: No one cares.
@@paiwansabadi7655 oh, aren't you the cutest little redditor!
And he came back years later to defeat his boss, after intense training
In this case, the “You and I aren’t so different” speech the villain gives every single time wouldn’t be too far fetched, because the protagonist kills all the bad guys’ minions to get to him, and the bad guy kills all of his minions who don’t properly do what the bad guy wants them to do
is funny that anime heroes do this half of the time. and fans just think is ok when they do it but not ok when a villain does it. hard to loot a hero when the hero turns insane for 6 eps. but the hero kills a few people per ep before the insanity kicks in.
Mysterious enemy: *kills all the reinforcements*
Mysterious enemy, walking through the door: Hi, I'm here for the interview 🏅
GEEET OOOOOOOUT
GET OOOOUT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT!!!
*Minion comes through with one missing arm, the bones of all the other limbs broken or completely shattered, an arrow in the sternum, toes from one foot broken off of the foot hiding in the sock and whatever other injuries Caleb's had in his videos. His final words:*
"Hey.. I'm here for the... Interview...."
"You're about to be very surprised and pissed off"
Villain: Why would I be surprised? Nobody can beat me.
*dude walks in*
Hi, I'm here for the interview?
In all seriousness, think about it, he would fight the guys, the guys would beat him, but then he'd just come back again. Eventually the subordinates would be so injured from all the previous battles with his past self that they couldn't fight anymore.
GEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUTTTTT
No one's talking about how the subordinate might be playing dead again.
That makes sense
He survived 60 moves in 1 second. I'm sure he could have survived that 😂
Nobody actually died. They just quit.
Lol
Yeah i was expecting him to limp away in the end scene
Leader:”Call for reinforcements”
Assistant:“Those were the reinforcements”
*surprised* *pikachu* *Face*
-TyrannoKingz - 1K likes and no replies
*tips glasses with a glare*
hilarious koh lol
If you can visualize that your probably on Twitter
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You sir are *LEGENDARY*
At least the villain admitted he had a problem at the end. Admitting is the 1st step
That totally makes up for going Stalin on his henchmen.
It starts with sorry
Not only that, he sought professional help. Character growth
Yeah indeed......only after he's killed EVERYONE on his side but one dude who's pretty much given up on them WINNING because his boss took THIS LONG to finally "admit he has a problem!"
@@nathanseper8738
Or how Hitler did the same
"Why wont you die"
"You tried to kill me this way so many times, my body no longer needs oxygen constantly to survive"
Also him: * breathes heavily *
Hes breathing while getting choked wym?
He breathing just for fun😂
you fool
he's breathing in carbon dioxide smh
He’s breathing carbon dioxide
photosynthesis
Villan: " of course this isn't going to stop me from killing you"
Subordinate: (sarcastically) "oh really I didn't see that coming"
I love how the henchman has dealt with his boss stupidity so much he just doesn't care anymore.
Patrick. His name is Patrick.
I mean when you're the only one left that attitude makes a lot of sense.
I’m guessing he has worked in retail before becoming a subordinate for this particular villain.
@@TheY2AProblem Becoming a villain after working retail? It checks out.
Subordinates: we faile-
The villain: so anyways I started blasting
Sii_me yes I like this reference
Jeromeasf vale reference in a vale city vid, nice
Patrick: “Those were the reinforcements.”
Villain: “What?”
Patrick: “That was the last-”
Villain: *”I heard what you said, STUPID.”*
GOOD
@@Blargo245 clearly you didn't, he said that to the one who played dead, not to Patrick, the commenter made a joke of him saying that to Patrick too, but you were too focused on being annoyed by harmless comments that quote their favorite part of the video, have a good day
I have also seen the video
@@toki5162 apparently you haven't, you completely missed the joke here
@@רפאל-ב apparently you’re too focused on writing paragraphs on harmless replies
Janitor: *misses a spot mopping*
Caleb: *snaps neck* Clean that up
Patrick: *That* was our last Janitor
Edit:
Villain: *Taking an English test*
Tutor: You missed a P-
Villain: *stabs them with the pencil*
(also ty for the likes)
Mopping**
Dax: misses a spot
Caleb: kills him
Patrick: that was our last janitor
@@jojyibu8 it's DAX
“My goodness, I have no more allies!”
“YOU DON’T SAY!” 😆
Sam Up that shit had me choking on soda. 😭😭😭☠️
@@lazerbeamspewpew4728 why th you drinking soda by this time of the night?
LazerBeams PewPew The way he says it is just hilarious!
@@ThErrandBoy just got off work, went to Wendy's. Got me a Dave's Triple meal with a coke.
@@lazerbeamspewpew4728 ahh..sounds nice.
"Why won't you die?"
"You've tried to kill me this way so many times, my body no longer needs oxygen constantly to survive."
He has discovered how to create superhumans. Now the conquest can begin.
Lysenko: OH MY GOD, I WAS RIGHT!
Parents would've created ultra-humans
They can hold their breath for 30 minutes run 5 miles in a single Sprint and you can cut their arm off and they won't even flinch
“I’m here for the interview”
You forgot *continues to breathe heavily*
1:19
I love the way Patrick responded. Like you can tell he's just DONE with this job
This is the prequel to “When the hero is just as smart as the villain”
The CCU is making some pretty ambitious moves, I can’t wait for phase 3
Facts
What about the overpowered protagonist one
@@AkaneEnjeru He's the one who is fighting
@Jotaro Kujo no, that wasn't the boss. He said "Now all I gotta do is wait for the boss to get here."
Foolish mistake. *Gets hand ready to choke*
Caleb you are part of a much bigger universe
Me: why does my back hurt?
My sleeping position: 1:09
I felt this right in my spine
“Under a second mind you” his acting and the way he executes each sentence is so well timed that I wouldn’t be surprised if he had a future in acting whether on a show or a movie
Kyler Jackson wouldn’t be surprised. Probably play the props as well
@Kyler Jackson he could literally be the whole set and it would be my fav movie/show
Zolo Kavalar Nah that’ll be Lenarr’s job lol
Didn't he have a skit or something on Comedy Central?
I think he just barely missed an acting role at Disney.
I have literally always wanted to see a stereotypical villain have this problem, and come to the same realization.
Villain: How did you not defeat him
Ally: You only gave me a plastic knife
U mean gave
XxXGamer _LifeXxX no if you say it fast it sounds like broken English but I’ll change it
“you’ve tried to kill me this way so many times my body no longer needs oxygen constantly to survive” 😂
💀
"Okay I'll take anger management classes"
"Outro"
Commercial
@@talhaahson6041 That's such a good ending. You can really see the "Oh boy I'm fucked up" on his face.
Villain- “and where is the guy I was supposed to interview?”
“Oh, you killed him when he walked in yesterday.”
Time loop guy- “hey, I’m here for the interview”
The time loop guy is the joke that will never die
Just like Patrick
Get oooooouuuuuuutttttttttt!
Those jokes are made for each other.
This Joke for the OGs
@@yawbrobbey9178 100%
“Ok I’ll take anger management classes” you see that was the good ending usually the villian would be stubborn and would just find another way to kill the servant 🤣
No one talking about how bad the hero is. Everyone is dead
cuz they failed to kill the hero
@@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T
*Confused pikachu*
Who said it was a hero? Villains fight other villains. Or an antihero/vigilante? For all we know his whole squad got wiped out by The Punisher.
@@OvSpP A. You know it's a joke right?
B. Heroes ALWAYS has diffrent hero codes.
Like how daredevil fights and not kill do to his catholic but then he wants to kill the kingPin do to he causes to much pain and misery to others.
Bruh, Vigilante are fucking heroes dude, spiderman, daredevil, moonknight, etc.
You truly do not know about heroes and villains then just because the guy was talking about heroes killing/hurting the bad guys
@Potato #1 and no body asked you to respond to me dipshit
“I don’t even know how the LIIIGHTS are on right now”
My favorite part. The look back was so good. 😂
Lavish Jules plus the delivery was perfection.
1000 likes and two comments wow
Omg 💀💀
1:52
“My goodness, I have no more allies.”
_”YA DON’T SAY.”_
Patrick:"Yeah its not like i just told you or anything" lol😂
lol
Third replies lol
And yeah
4 comments 3k likes 5 months ago
????????????
WE'VE SEEN THE DAMN VIDEO GODDAMN IT SHUT THE FUCK UP
Nobudy: owl's in cartoons when the main character is walking through a dark forest 1:46
"He had the integrity not to desecrate someone's dead body"
*Vasto Lorde Ichigo has left the chat*
Killing my comrades for failing me
*Sosuke Aizen has entered the chat*
*Isaac Clarke left the game*
Synthra Official 😂
"Integrity not to desecrate someone's dead body"
*Ywach has left the chat*
Ok, this is the best comment I've ever made on YT. Dying of laughter.
My mom when she realizes I didn’t take out the chicken to thaw
𝕍𝕆𝕃𝔸𝕀ℝ𝔼 oh hello
“So you’ve chosen... death”
If I forget, I normally just fill the sink with scalding water and put the chicken in a bag in the water. By the time she's home, it's ready.
When you smart buy an instapot throw that bitch in there problem solve and you ass is saved from being whooped
Blacku's mom*
"How's it going? So, what's your power?"
"My body doesn't constantly need oxygen to survive."
"Oh word?? So you could like.. breathe underwat-"
"But it only works when my boss is trying to choke me."
"GET OUUUUUU-"
Lmfo
Underrated comment
No one understood
Except for 43 ppl who liked the comment
Need more interviews. Those were the best.
@@neelmanoj6296 now 998
@@ivyhealthcare5688 k
Subordinate: "I messed up, buy it won't happen again."
Villain: "You're right, it won't." *shoots him
He just says "Okay, I'll take anger management classes" like he's ordering off of a rehab menu.
"My goodness, I have no more allies"
"You don't say!"
Bruh Patrick is fed up with this man😂
Lol
@@hebxhn1203 you read that wrong bro. That's the boss and the supervisor talking about the waitress.
1:56
You know that whenever Caleb says “What are you doing?” Something’s about to go down.
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yungindagoat shut the hell up
@@rugratphat8624 I hope you lose your oxigen rights
@@rugratphat8624 I'm hearing, report you
Likes =911
"Okay I'll take anger management classes." The level of realization this man had in this moment is hilarious.
Subordinate: *Blinks*
Villian: *i'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move*
I’m bout to end this mans whole career
Lmao
JunyrMD -Give Me Views ua-cam.com/video/-MF_5Lr5VT4/v-deo.html. Watch this to see the bad side of Dream
Spoiler: Patrick is of the villain’s mind. Yes, he is so lonely and unable to kill himself so he created Patrick to help fight the loneliness but he can’t stop trying to kill him
Ali BabaAhmed you got that from bleach right?
YoU gOt ThAt FrOm BlEaCh RiGhT?
You got that from bleach right ?
You got this from Bleach right?
You got that from aqueous sodium hypochlorite right
Okay but can we just appreciate
"After the first 60 hits, *that he performed on me in under a second mind you.* " 🤣😂🤣😂
SatellitePrime funniest shit ever
@lsomething l a
@lsomething l true. Crazy Diamond then?
Sarin Earthsea that stand is worse, Josuke said so himself, try The World
@@dexi600 but the world is the same type of stand as star platinum.
“I don’t even know how the lights are still on, you killed the guy that takes care of that too.”
😂😂😅😅
“I don’t even know how the *LIGHTS* are still on right now” 😂
Coco La Muu crazy, we’re watching the same video
@@nutcrackerreal100 can you shut up and let people comment their favorite moments
" *my goodness,* I have no more allies"
ZebraBoi / Qayyim “ya don’t say”
I saw this comment at the same time he said that
Boss: "Ok, I'm taking anger Management classes"
Patrick: "Our psychologist is dead too"
Boss: "Then I'll find an outside one"
Patrick: "They all dead too"
Boss: "....Hold up, back up, who *isn't* dead?"
Patric: "Literally just you, me and the hero. Just the 3 of us. There's no one else alive in the universe"
Boss: **sweats**
X'D
I love this-
Hero is not really doing his job then
Aegix Drakan fucking funny
Andrew Wong righ hol on 😂😂
Antagonist: *doesn’t kill their subordinate this time after losing*
The subordinate: Fine, I’ll do it myself...
That would be next i hope, after he takes anger management classes. (then boss is surprised Pikachu face and the manager looks at him saying what did you do?! Then boss is like the war personally trained, manager, to what , boss, to avoid making me angry, manager FFS i am OUT, then boss delivers the ok then, (and the famous) GET OOoOOUT, (normal voice) then.)
I love how Patrick goes from completely nonchalant to energetic when he has to explain
The villain saying “my goodness”
That killed me.
Ikr 😂
Pun intended?
*Badum tssss*
Wow with his words alone
That was really good tho ngl
Subordinate: Sir, you’re your only ally now
Villain: *Guess i’ll die*
This comment gets a like for using you’re and your correctly in the same sentence. You’re a modern day hero.
@@IamIK3 bruh
LOL, I gotta respect someone that uses the right your/you're.
@DunklerJägerZach i was about to say that lol
Eze The Igwe Thank you for YOUR kind words sir, YOU’RE too kind
"Ok. I'll take anger management classes"
*did he forgot about the guy who hit the man 60 times in under a second and took down a team of 30*
If it's the protagonist you're talking about, it'll only take him about 10 or more episodes for them to arrive at the entrance
@@krischioney yeah in one piece time
I’ll take them 5 minutes.
*IN DRAGON BALL TIME*
Just another Memer Not unless 3 protagonists seizing a castle of sorts.
1:14 that 'yeah' sounds so funny
I know right? It's like he knows what's coming.
Should’ve had the subordinate talk about his friend getting killed with a napkin to connect it to your overpowered protagonist video 😂
Yooo fr
Or two pancakes
@@alucardvigilatedismas2868 Only two? 😦
I love every comment that references the Caleb City cinematic universe 😂
“HE KILLED ONE OF US WITH WATER DROPLETS”
Would’ve been pretty good too
You should do “when villains always let the superhero get up” 😂😂
And also "when The Hero waits and sees until the villain transforms into his maximum form" xD
Chavyn Jaice bru this shit drives me crazy they be on deaths door and they be like no let him go wtf man
@@pathfinder011 Game of Thrones. Season 4. Episode 8. I always feel like it's going to play out differently.
@@pathfinder011 Hmmmm I'm Hearing The Name Goku in my Conscious😂
When the mc is about to do a sneak attack but yells while doing it therefore giving their sneak attack away
"After the first 60 hits that he performed under a second"
Caleb must be out here fighting JoJo's characters
Probably stopped time too
Man crawled away to Jodeci.
Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda
Or really any shonen protagonist. They out here doing crazy shit like that all the time lol
Ora
Due to the mention of the hero performing 60 attacks on the reinforcement soldier in under a second, we can conclude that this story takes place in some sort of world where people with super human abilities exist, the main villain is perceived by this reinforcement soldier to be able to contest in power with the aforementioned hero, meaning he is also capable of performing 60 attacks in one second, this is reinforced when he kills said reinforcement soldier. Then, it is revealed that he is unable to kill his advisor, and the advisor mentions all the previous times the villain has attempted to kill him. If we allow our belief to be suspended slightly, we can easily assume the villain has tried many other methods of killing his advisor, all of which have failed, we can therefore conclude that the villain's advisor is more powerful than the villain himself, and is most likely playing along for the fun of it, similar to Alastor in Hazbin Hotel.
Damn
No you don't get it villain and hero are running DPS advisor is a tank.
I think the advisor is just an a defensive villain. He can survive hits but is not able to kill the villain. Its like having high defense that you can't die but low attack you can't kill.
“I Don’t even know how the *liightts* are on”
Found this comment😂
😂
I think he’s the best “I’m talking to myself meme” person
*insert Obama giving himself a medal meme here*
by a longshot
You mean the tell me you LongBeachGriffy the man himself that is trying to get himself flagged from UA-cam but people OFFFFFFF UA-cam STILL LOVE HIM? there both good
Jimin'sPolanerConcordGrapeJam LONG BEACH GRIFFY
@@JB-kd9wg THANK YOU IK SOMEONE RECOGNIZES TOO SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEET
The fact that he does this all without cursing...you're a HERO.
lateblossom I know, I love him
He cursed in the past
He used to curse
@@ZekeTheNerdVX I was just thinking this the other day. Will help him get more views too. I heard the UA-cam algo is hurting content with cursing in it
cursing bad, violence good
“That was the last guy. There’s no left!” The sheer annoyance in his voice really sells the fact that he’s just fed up with his boss’s ignorance thinking reinforcements are unlimited cause he keeps killing them all. Lmao!
“My goodness, I have no more allies.”
*YA DONT SAY*
*Of course this isn’t gonna stop me from killing you, right?*
RyZe oh really I didn’t see that coming at all
Old meme, but still checks out
@@Spyro_253 farewell.
AshDaCamper y do they be raging tho🤣🤣
I expected the wounded guy to just get up later, and be like “this feigning death thing is really useful”
“That was the last of our guys, we literally only have enemies now!” .....bruh 😂😂😂
Crash Bandicoot 2 in a nutshell.
This is always my problem with the dark side in star wars. Like logically you can just join their ranks and start killing all their people, and if anyone questions you just be like "They were weak.". Then you can kill the person who questioned you too because obviously they're weak too. Which I guess is where the rule of 2 comes in, but even then, you're going to need some manpower sometimes, but there's no ideologically consistent way to increase your numbers or train up new recruits.
That's why sith depend heavily on non sith to avoid this issue. That and there trillions of peoples. So you can kill a hundred and never run out as long you can keep enought planets under sith control.
Weren't there Sith that didn't follow the Rule of 2?
“I don’t even know how the lights are on right now. You killed the guy that take care of that too!”
Damn ,that guy must have been real good at his job .
Fabian 795 not good enough apparently considering he’s dead
Boss: "get the boss"
Ally: "he's dead your killed him yesterday"
Boss: *"wot"*
How are you going to edit your comment and still be magnificently wrong.
@@GhostscoperHD damn what did he do to you
Wtf is wrong with y'all two niggas
Lmao (edited) and still left the “your killed the boss”
Why does his grammar matter? Is it irritating to look at? I cant comprehend how this is hurting you at all
“I try to fight him, but he beat me” lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣that tone "he beat me"
Ikr lol
No homo tho
Yup
@@kingfaun1236 nice pfp I love zoro
"you have tried to kill me so many times my body does not longer needs oxygen constantly to survive" bro that was the best phrase ever it was so funny
"Why won't you die?"
"You've tried to kill me this way so many times, my body no longer needs oxygen constantly to survive."
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Lmaooooo
We all saw the same vid
"Okay, I'll take anger management classes"
@@nelsontejada5303 I think he's just sharing his favourite moment from the video
We just watched it dumbass
I love how hard Patrick was staring him down. His eyes were like “What, this don’t even hurt no more!”
“Ok I’ll take anger management classes”
Pat: “THE GUY WHO DO DAT DEAD TOO!”
His name was pat?
@@OvSpP he says his name at 1:13
Hope that clear things up
Eduardo Jara thx.
@@OvSpP no problem, I didn't notice until my 7th time watching. We're mostly focusing on the joke, so it's hard to notice
Lukas Bubliauskas 🤣🤣🤣
Patrick is the man. He's not afraid of telling it straight to the boss even if he's gonna get killed for it
Villain: where are the medic *chokes nearest solider*
Assistant: he was the medic.
XD
When the medic was a battle medic
Change are to is
Bigger Villain: chokes villain for improper grammar. ;)
0:26 The way he says “He beat me!” makes lose it
it was pretty funny
I tried to fight him but... He beet me!!
It sounds like Malaysian
Fax
Nothing better than taking out your anger on other people.
*on yourself
Then taking anger management classes...
Hey that’s what my dad say to me
You again
Yo
The subordinate was gonna die anyway with those wounds,
Anyways, sir villain boss man, I’ll go get your boss theme ready!
"Ok, I'll take anger management classes."
He gon' kill everyone in one
“We fought to last man!”
Red Skull: *Evidently Not*
They did fight to last man, who promptly left because he was the last man and *someone* had to tell the boss what was up
*I understood that referance* 👉
Nice
@@christianbryan6961 *rolls eyes obnoxiously*
@@InfernosReaper Yeah, it seems Red Skull can't count.
The only person who can get away with this is Darth Vader, because imperials are so disposable that even the empire itself doesn't even care about them.
Stormtroopers are literally for distraction while the big bois fight
@@noir4762 you can stand one meter in front of stormtroopers and they still wouldn't be able to shoot you accurately. stormtroopers are cannon fodders, sometimes I doubt their sentience..
@@HonestFarmerLigue1Fan Actually stormtroopers are extremely accurate in most scenarios. The only reason they weren't hitting Luke, Han, Leia, etc, was because they were under direct orders to NOT kill them.
they really don't
@@sanpiriTV then why didn't they just set their blasters to stun?
This is so cathartic to watch. I don't know how half the villains out there are able to get *anything* done with zero reliable staff.
“I don’t even know how the LIGHTS are on right now”
How did he even mess that job up
Probably dropped a lightbulb and cracked it by accident. Or the electrician wired something incorrectly once.
@@dogueraevian6001 nah the lights flickered in his office once
Tried to comply with California's ban on 60W Incandescents. Boss likes incandescent light. Doesn't strain his eyes.
@mr red I'm guessing you're replying to me: I couldn't be sure if he was specifying the person who changes the lightbulbs or the person in charge of electricity. (Hell, I'm pretty sure I'm using the wrong terminology. I'm not big on anything relating to electricity.)
But either way, I'm pretty sure either the guy just putting in the bulbs or the guy who looks after the wiring in the place screwed up once and that was it for them. That, or maybe one of his henchmen didn't pay the bills on time and got killed for it.
mr red oh thanks my bad i didn’t notice
Imagine the subordinate is playing dead a second time, and it just ends with him crawling away again!
Underestimated comment
Big brain
There was only ever one henchman.
Lol, hopes he'll make cameo in future videos
Boss Villain: kills his subordinates
Frieza: destroys a whole planet under his control
To be fair at LEAST in Freezer's case he at least was told a Saiyan was going to whoop his butt. (and With Dragon Ball Super... there is a bit more to it too)
Frieza*
@@chewitmerchant8901 *freezer
@@yosuf8998 you're both wrong
It's freeza
That scene in Rof when he killed all his henchmen, i think they made him do that so they wouldn't have to animate them anymore
I love seeing villains that actually care about all their minions like their a family or something
That's good.