yes i read kendall and kylies dystopian book so you don't have to (and its bad)

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  • @francescakyanda9182
    @francescakyanda9182 Рік тому +7924

    I swear celebrities exist only to be court jesters at the feet of Queen Carley, and obviously we’re all happy to partake in throwing tomatoes

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +567

      tattoo this on my forehead

    • @Malak-if9ue
      @Malak-if9ue Рік тому +6

      😅

    • @kalxco
      @kalxco Рік тому +91

      This one sentence had more of a plot than the book itself

    • @blending_in
      @blending_in Рік тому +4

      ​@@kalxco 💀

    • @brookeworm18
      @brookeworm18 Рік тому +4

      Tomatoes are at the ready every time the queen posts

  • @estiklein9152
    @estiklein9152 Рік тому +9901

    one time i found a copy in a thrift store and when i opened it i found it was signed by kendall and kylie. guess even that wasn’t enough incentive to keep it

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +1556

      OH MY GOD

    • @em84c
      @em84c Рік тому +247

      You didn't buy it?

    • @emilyfields5510
      @emilyfields5510 Рік тому +416

      Proud of you bestie, it would've been a rebuy gold piece, but honestly I freaking hate re-selling

    • @hova8337
      @hova8337 Рік тому

      hopefully u offered 25¢ for it and then threw it right in the garbage, where it belongs.

    • @alyssapinon9670
      @alyssapinon9670 Рік тому +439

      The way I would have bought it just to hate read then resell because I have no morals 😂

  • @chandley22
    @chandley22 Рік тому +7350

    Nothing sells a book more than nepotism and a shallow understanding of class struggle. Your vest looks great!

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +251

      HAHAHA

    • @chandley22
      @chandley22 Рік тому +53

      @Trinity M I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of the ghost writer's larger ideas surrounding class and the actual dystopian elements were stricken in favor for the romances, because you know it's for 'teen girls'👉👈

    • @kissarococo2459
      @kissarococo2459 Рік тому +11

      The only class they understand is Effie Trinket!

    • @brigittebardotreincarnated
      @brigittebardotreincarnated Рік тому +13

      i don’t think the jenners understand class struggles tho… maybe they even made the ghost writer cut down some parts that they saw as “reaching” and too “unrealistic”

    • @sophitiaofhyrule
      @sophitiaofhyrule Рік тому +18

      Multi millionaires shouldn't even try to write about class struggles. It's like all those insanely wealthy UA-camrs making "Squid Games in real life" videos, completely missing the point of the show

  • @joshuab9226
    @joshuab9226 Рік тому +2945

    If Thomas More had known that writing “Utopia” in 1516 would eventually lead to a dystopian teen novel “written by” the Jenners, he would have begged Henry VIII to behead him early.

  • @giorgia.m
    @giorgia.m Рік тому +6077

    They really should have written a book where it’s like Keeping up with the Kardashians but in dystopian/post-apocalyptic world. The girlies are fighting over nothing while zombies reek havoc outside their mansion. Camp!!!

    • @ruminationstation4200
      @ruminationstation4200 Рік тому +271

      I'm betting they just purchased an already written story from someone and slapped their name on it and called it a day

    • @HLB313
      @HLB313 Рік тому +140

      I’ve never watched it but…. Isn’t it that anyway?

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +626

      TAKE MY MONEY I WOULD READ THAT IN A HEARTBEAT

    • @mylifehasbeentakenover
      @mylifehasbeentakenover Рік тому +35

      @@HLB313 you win this is hilarious

    • @karency_alejandra
      @karency_alejandra Рік тому +8

      If someone has read a book like this, please recommend 🙏

  • @cohenthomas04
    @cohenthomas04 Рік тому +3638

    they quite literally put every dystopian trope in a book and acted like it was relateable. Orphans, government control, rebellion, its like something i wrote in 6th grade creative writing after reading the giver.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +312

      they just brainstormed everything sci-fi and dystopian trope and make that a book

    • @deseraesahar8527
      @deseraesahar8527 Рік тому +70

      As someone who started writing my own book based on The Giver in the 6th grade, dear God did this evoke a feeling

    • @alyssapinon9670
      @alyssapinon9670 Рік тому +33

      As if they wouldn’t be part of the elite who get taken down by the heroine 😂

  • @TheCrazeace
    @TheCrazeace Рік тому +1972

    why am I not surprised that the Kendall Jenner insert is a debutante who doesn't want to be a rich girl. Props to her being consistent with her I'm Not Like Other Girls brand even back then.

    • @coin5207
      @coin5207 Рік тому +203

      And of course the character rides a horse that is _not_ white but ivory, because girls that love animals are definitely not like other girls

    • @Mmhmpeanutbutter
      @Mmhmpeanutbutter 10 місяців тому +31

      @@coin5207and of COURSE it’s a horse because “it’s not a,like, poor person pet.”

  • @mimmixoxo
    @mimmixoxo Рік тому +968

    The real dystopian we experience all along was the kardashians “writing” an anti plastic surgery book, just the irony of it all 😭

    • @angelinebena9675
      @angelinebena9675 Рік тому +47

      That is true maybe the ghost writers have something they want to say

  • @abronanimation8671
    @abronanimation8671 Рік тому +1019

    they made being under 5'2" a deformity KNOWING Kourtney Kardashian is 5'1", that cannot be a coincidence, kinda savage
    edit: HAHAHA swords = zingers KILL ME

  • @nosticker4u862
    @nosticker4u862 Рік тому +3624

    Carley, I’m a 43 y/o mom going through a truly *horrific* divorce. Your videos are a bright spot in the middle of a real struggle. Please don’t ever change. If you read it, I’ll absolutely pull up and listen to you talk about it.😂❤

    • @Faythe98
      @Faythe98 Рік тому +153

      Hope everything goes alright ❤

    • @anonymous5150
      @anonymous5150 Рік тому +55

      hope all is well!!!💙💙💙

    • @thehalfwaypoint
      @thehalfwaypoint Рік тому +67

      All my love to you, you aren't alone ❤️

    • @eleanorr7285
      @eleanorr7285 Рік тому +45

      hang in there my love! i've watched people jnsanely close to me work through and come out of divorces just fine. keep pushing through

    • @LucisMidgar
      @LucisMidgar Рік тому +30

      We are rooting for you!! Hope it’s over and done with soon, keep going and know everything will be alright and work out in the end!

  • @lyndagraziano2634
    @lyndagraziano2634 Рік тому +709

    i like to believe that Suzanne Collins or George Orwell ghost wrote this book because only someone who truly understands how to write a good dystopian could write a dystopian so badly

    • @egg_2705
      @egg_2705 Рік тому +282

      The idea of a resurrected George Orwell coming back to life just to piss us off with this book is the best thing I've heard all day.

    • @anti_cactus
      @anti_cactus Рік тому +9

      George Orwell wrote some really good books tho so idk if u just don't like them or the writing of it?

    • @dannyh_music
      @dannyh_music Рік тому +124

      @@anti_cactusthe original commenter directly, explicitly, verbatim, referred to Orwell as "someone who truly understands how to write a good dystopian" 😭 there were no straws to grasp, and you've still made a strawman somehow /lh

    • @cecille5833
      @cecille5833 10 місяців тому +19

      @@anti_cactus back under the bridge you go

    • @sanakimchi88
      @sanakimchi88 Місяць тому

      @@dannyh_musicthe random open mouth sobbing emoji threw me lmaooooo everytime I see it im like why is this extreme open mouth sobbing emoji so stan twt twink coded?

  • @LizzyAlexis
    @LizzyAlexis Рік тому +255

    There's an interview where Kylie answered a lot of questions regarding the book, while Kendall clearly didn't know the details of the book. Kylie seemed to show genuine interest in her own book, which indicates that she read it. Kendall, on the other hand, I'm not so sure.

    • @SocialExperiment232
      @SocialExperiment232 16 днів тому +1

      Oh my she read the book she pretended to write how accomplished!

  • @tonycowin
    @tonycowin Рік тому +645

    The existence of the Kardashians as a thing proves we're already living in a dystopian nightmare.

    • @Desiree_Laine
      @Desiree_Laine Рік тому +12

      THIS!!!

    • @stormthequeeen2751
      @stormthequeeen2751 Рік тому +5

      Not really but okay

    • @mystii8134
      @mystii8134 Рік тому +34

      @@stormthequeeen2751 I mean it is pretty dystopian that people are able to become billionares through the exploitation of the people and developing nations.

    • @stormthequeeen2751
      @stormthequeeen2751 Рік тому

      @@mystii8134 no it’s not

    • @mystii8134
      @mystii8134 Рік тому

      @@stormthequeeen2751 I guess you just hate the poor and don't believe that people living in developing nations deserve rights and humane working conditions while they suffer the exploitation of corporations and cruel billionaires who lobby their governments to steal resources and send their countries further into poverty.

  • @winterviveca5976
    @winterviveca5976 Рік тому +202

    Do you think that they ever like... sat in front of computer for an hour? Did they ever write a poem in word? Did they ever draw in paint? Did they ever play sims? I dunno, it seems so surreal to me. I imagine their life being photoshoots, business meetings, parties and then in free time they probably scroll through their social media. I obviously cannot imagine them writing a book but now? I can't even imagine them playing that dinosaur game that appears when internet is fucked for a minute

  • @shieldmaiden1749
    @shieldmaiden1749 Рік тому +553

    The delivery of “Divergent: bad, but it was fun!” literally made my existence in this earth worthwhile x

  • @cas8768
    @cas8768 Рік тому +405

    If they can publish a book like that and get away with it, I should really stop worrying about my story not having enough "plot" in it lol

    • @henrywayne5724
      @henrywayne5724 Рік тому +22

      Well...I doubt you have their privilege lol

    • @raisin8328
      @raisin8328 Рік тому +26

      LANDSCAPE PFP FIGHT IN 1....2....

    • @raisin8328
      @raisin8328 Рік тому +16

      ​@@henrywayne5724but true though, it takes real big nepotism energy to be able to publish a book this bad and for it to be talked abt

    • @MEVP4499
      @MEVP4499 21 день тому

      Nah, you should. You don't have Kardashian-Jenner money!

  • @blackberryhoney6248
    @blackberryhoney6248 Рік тому +557

    This book felt very smooth brain all around, you know? The characters, the mindset you needed to read it, the ghostwriters when they were finished.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +93

      yes everything was smooth (derogatory) top to bottom

  • @-rianna
    @-rianna Рік тому +1136

    carley uploading this when I’m battling period cramps is the dupe I needed for not having any pain meds. thank u queen

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +151

      honestly same im hurting so bad dude

    • @-rianna
      @-rianna Рік тому +31

      @@uncarley oh how I love being a woman :D ( not )

    • @ellaronci2703
      @ellaronci2703 Рік тому +22

      hydrate and get yourself some chocolate

    • @-rianna
      @-rianna Рік тому +16

      @@ellaronci2703 thank u bae!!! take care of yourself too

    • @kzvegansuperstar
      @kzvegansuperstar Рік тому +13

      My dude, if your cramps are this bad then consider seeing a specialist for endometriosis (I say this as someone who is currently recovering from successful endometriosis excision surgery- it’s very much worth getting checked out)

  • @psychopathyisfun3068
    @psychopathyisfun3068 Рік тому +99

    I feel like the ghostwriter knew they were writing for the Jenners and took the opportunity to dump on them.

  • @idkimoutofideas33
    @idkimoutofideas33 Рік тому +273

    Another underrated dystopian series: Uglies by Scott Westerfeld
    Came out BEFORE Hunger Games and actually has insightful things to say regarding the whole plastic surgery thing

  • @mandycat2345
    @mandycat2345 Рік тому +259

    I hope the ghost writer was financially compensated for the brain rot the confines of this plot induced

  • @edsandstars
    @edsandstars Рік тому +139

    The sad part is there’s already a book with the plot of “woman can only have one child” but it’s made incredibly well

    • @daytonsouthall1137
      @daytonsouthall1137 Рік тому

      I'm trying to think of one in particular and I can't think of the name of it

    • @ashowstoppinnumber
      @ashowstoppinnumber Рік тому +11

      @@daytonsouthall1137 was it among the hidden?

    • @RenaissanceK
      @RenaissanceK Рік тому +1

      which book? pls recommend 😭😭 sounds interesting

    • @camplemons5663
      @camplemons5663 Рік тому +2

      @@ashowstoppinnumber such a good book
      also, love the starkid reference username

    • @stygianmoon1716
      @stygianmoon1716 Рік тому +6

      Handmaid´s tale ?

  • @hopiemelton
    @hopiemelton Рік тому +881

    is anyone checking in on carley after she has read a string of such brain-rotting books

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +203

      this is a cry for help

  • @naevisx
    @naevisx Рік тому +745

    Can I just say your videos pushed me to start reading again after several years with a fvcked up attention span

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +87

      omg im so happy to hear that!!

    • @Likelyfairy
      @Likelyfairy Рік тому +5

      Same!

    • @human9460
      @human9460 Рік тому +3

      Do you need good recommendations?

    • @naevisx
      @naevisx Рік тому +4

      @@human9460 That would be cool!! I used to read stuff like Twilight when I was younger lol but as of now I don't even have a specific genre to go for, so any recommendations are welcome !!

    • @human9460
      @human9460 Рік тому +7

      @nævis I obviously love Heartstopper XD Also the tea dragon society is super sweet. If you want a grafic novel with more action I recommend the umbrella academy by gerard way.
      Then I really enjoy John Greens books and The Henna Wars by Adiba Jaigirdar. Percy Jackson is a classic and Miss Perigents (?) home for peculiar children is also popular for a reason. Bunny by Mona Awad is wtf horror and very strange. The series of a natural history of dragon is also very loved (i have to whole series but haven't read it XD). Geekerella and the princess and the fangirl are also very fun. And Kacen Callender writed great queer books.
      But my favourite book is the stationary shop of Tehran by Marjan Kamali. I've never cried so much in my entire life.
      Because I'm German I also want to recommend some German authors whose books got translted into english: Cornelia Funke, Kerstin Gier, Erich Kästner.
      Here are some authors who are problematic that I wouldn't recommend. If you want a deep dive why they are problematic I recommend the yt channel readwithrachel:
      - cassandra clare
      - Jay Kristoff (but I have a Nevernight tattoo lol)
      - jkr obv
      - sarah j maas
      - cj piper

  • @alexandriaacord9895
    @alexandriaacord9895 Рік тому +53

    I’ve heard almost nothing about the Prince Harry memoir and for a brief five seconds thought “Prince Harry’s oscillating penis” was just the sort of silly phrase you’d make up to win a round in Cards Against Humanity. Then I realized it was probably real and was immediately terrified.

  • @ricechrispiness
    @ricechrispiness Рік тому +28

    I love how she is just casually wearing an ahjumma vest like that doesn't imply that she should be making the most massive kimchi bowl ever seen in history while reviewing this book

  • @yunyunid981
    @yunyunid981 Рік тому +147

    now i wanna meet the jenners and casually drop the book references to see their reactions

  • @alexagreer3378
    @alexagreer3378 Рік тому +81

    i rewatched the Barbie Princess and The Pauper movie recently and this book has the same vibe as the "i'm just like youuuu" scene

    • @RadiantRiv
      @RadiantRiv Рік тому +8

      IM JUST LIKE YOUU I’m just like you, YOURE JUST LIKE ME, you’re just like meeee

    • @bornana269
      @bornana269 3 місяці тому +5

      Omg stop dragging that movie just because she was a princess doesn’t mean she can’t suffer too (not gonna start elaborating I’ve done it so many times already ffs)

    • @petloverspy
      @petloverspy 3 місяці тому +3

      Nahhhhh I do not believe this book had anywhere near the self-awareness as that movie, Annaliese is embarrassed when it comes to her turn to explain her life and pretty much goes “ehh??” when Erika first says they’re alike. Yeah the pro monarchy’s fucked as usual but the “we’re alike” aspect of the movie is well handled imo especially for a kids’ movie!

    • @SocialExperiment232
      @SocialExperiment232 16 днів тому

      @@bornana269they are so bitter and hate all rich people

  • @vanessayuro190
    @vanessayuro190 Рік тому +297

    this video quite literally made me laugh so aggressively it was giving white dad at a barbeque and i thank you for giving me this experience today

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +38

      omg my dream reaction

    • @HLB313
      @HLB313 Рік тому +6

      How’s the hernia?

  • @jhadelyncastillo4337
    @jhadelyncastillo4337 Рік тому +78

    The fact this is the way I found out Kendall and Kylie have a book 😭😭😭

  • @LuciStarDollz
    @LuciStarDollz 3 місяці тому +6

    "I don't know if this vest is working" and it's the cutest vest i've ever seen !!

  • @conversations_with_kara
    @conversations_with_kara Рік тому +40

    sometimes i forget that carley was a theatre kid and then she makes extensive connections between knockoff hunger games and victor hugo's magnum opus and then i remember she's truly just a barricade girlie

  • @paige8556
    @paige8556 Рік тому +117

    Wait but there actually was a book series where it was illegal to have more than 2 children for overpopulation and environmental reasons. But the characters were secret illegal 3rd children. The first one was called Among the Hidden and I was obsessed

    • @warcatfurever101writeroffanfic
      @warcatfurever101writeroffanfic Рік тому +15

      Exactly what I was thinking. Didn’t know if I was the only one. I had to read the first book of Among The Hidden in I think 7th grade? I liked it though. Started rereading it recently. One of my first impressions. I also read Monster, the crime case book. And 9th grade summer read Fahrenheit 451 and Animal Farm.

    • @carmen8958
      @carmen8958 Рік тому +5

      it was soooo good omg i forgot abt this book 😭

    • @my_amazing_google_account2824
      @my_amazing_google_account2824 Рік тому +2

      Omg I had to read that in school a few years ago I loved that book

    • @fandomtrash7505
      @fandomtrash7505 Рік тому +1

      I love this series, read it so much as a kid

    • @francescakyanda9182
      @francescakyanda9182 Рік тому +1

      I remember that!

  • @kailane9987
    @kailane9987 Рік тому +182

    once again … thank you for reading something i know my mental health couldn’t bare to … very grateful for you

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +15

      happy to be of service bestie

  • @lollel2694
    @lollel2694 Рік тому +184

    Came here from the Paris Hilton video and omg I just gotta say that I LOVE the style of your videos, Carley!! The way your sense of humor is completely enough for your videos to feel like a sweet little treat; you could literally record in an empty room with white walls and the video would still be the sweetest of little treats! Just gotta appreciate your laidback, chaotic yet organized way of structuring your videos! ❤❤❤❤

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +36

      🥺 thank you so much! i have been having an anxious week and this has lifted my spirits

  • @fileanavailable
    @fileanavailable Рік тому +112

    You’re a generous and benevolent internet ruler, thank you for your sacrifice by reading these masterpieces love it 💕

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +16

      thank you my loyal subject

  • @gymnast1910
    @gymnast1910 3 місяці тому +13

    I saw an interview they had for this book and they needed the 2 ghost writers there to answer the questions😂😂

  • @MandalaBunnyhome
    @MandalaBunnyhome Рік тому +35

    I was in middle school in 2000 and I'm so jealous of the YA craze you got to experience. It was soo hard to find good books at that age. At least there was harry potter, tbh that's probably why it was so popular

  • @AziTaylorsVersion4
    @AziTaylorsVersion4 Рік тому +40

    “Divergent?
    …Bad, but it was fun!”
    PLEASE I loved that book but that was hilarious 😂

  • @astridsenko208
    @astridsenko208 Рік тому +24

    I love how even in this book Kendall had to mention that she's a horse girl

  • @HeyAmandaR
    @HeyAmandaR Рік тому +12

    SOOOOO relatable at 01:00 girl. He's freeeeggiing awful.

  • @ErinaBleu
    @ErinaBleu Рік тому +50

    I just learned of the existence of the book YESTERDAY and I am BAFFLED by everything about this. Thank you for your time dedicated to this because I would jump off a cliff

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +8

      i considered it im not gonna lie

    • @ErinaBleu
      @ErinaBleu Рік тому +2

      @@uncarley I genuinely do not blame you

  • @Annesakae
    @Annesakae Рік тому +69

    “So think about that”
    I was cackling. I want to be a ghost writer so bad but this is something.

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +19

      we need someone to do a good job! that could be you!

    • @alexjames7144
      @alexjames7144 Рік тому +9

      Honestly a whole job where you get to write utter unhinged shite and have it be published without you having to pay for the whole process sounds so fun

    • @SocialExperiment232
      @SocialExperiment232 16 днів тому

      @@alexjames7144you’d be helping make money for some terrible people who are illiterate on top of it all.

  • @LaurenAngela_aufDeutsch
    @LaurenAngela_aufDeutsch Рік тому +96

    ‘I will curb stomp myself somehow’ made me choke on my eggs 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +19

      choke on my eggs is my new favourite phrase

  • @afternoondelightt
    @afternoondelightt Рік тому +13

    Did you know that Kendall and Kylie made a sequel book? It’s called, Time of the Twins! I was subscribed to Teen Vogue at the time, and I vividly remember reading an article about it. Time of the Twins apparently takes place directly after the first book ends.

  • @b4elzebub
    @b4elzebub Рік тому +2

    the first ad i’ve ever watched all the way through

  • @xmollyj
    @xmollyj Рік тому +19

    i saw in one of the comments that you were having an anxious week and so i just want to remind you to be gentle with yourself, drink lots of water, and get plenty of rest. you got this queen !!! we're all rooting for you (:

  • @keti.rg.editzzz
    @keti.rg.editzzz Рік тому +48

    They literally put every dystopian trope in one book

  • @shellycar84
    @shellycar84 Рік тому +14

    can we talk about how the cover is literaly an exact copy of the shatter me cover

  • @Danahisbusynow
    @Danahisbusynow Рік тому +10

    Oh no I’m so sorry, my thoughts and prayers are with you at this sad and difficult time. I will light a candle for your soul and mind❤️

  • @lmaxine971
    @lmaxine971 Рік тому +46

    I was depressed and then saw this video and it cured me.

  • @raekwonmalik
    @raekwonmalik Рік тому +37

    thank you for your service carley 🫡

  • @elizabethheyn5365
    @elizabethheyn5365 Рік тому +33

    I saw these books in a chain thrift shop and always wondered if it was a mistake leaving such a piece of pop history behind. No regrets now.

  • @yuuriontepidwater
    @yuuriontepidwater Рік тому +163

    After a long day at work, hearing about this dumpster fire of a book is just what I needed ❤

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +18

      kick back and relax bestie!

    • @yuuriontepidwater
      @yuuriontepidwater Рік тому +6

      @uncarley was so happy to hear you hated this book as much as I did

    • @whereisconstance
      @whereisconstance Рік тому +3

      The way they stole the plot from the Alita manga but made it… worse 💀

  • @itsmj3103
    @itsmj3103 Рік тому +19

    discovered you like a month or less ago and binged all your new stuff and then went back, gotta say - you've gotten funnier! Absolutely no shade, you just seem more confident I love it, pls continue

  • @jjbeersydney
    @jjbeersydney 2 місяці тому +1

    If everyone was as culturally, artistically, and historically aware as Carly we’d be in a much better place as a society 😊🙌

  • @optimistichaos9004
    @optimistichaos9004 Рік тому +9

    I’m genuinely anxious right now and I thought: I need something to light up my mood and get me out of my head before I go to sleep. Then I saw that you posted and it felt like the hug of a friend, as if you’d literally heard that I needed some company 💜

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +5

      im so glad bestie! its been an anxious week for me too but we've got this! we can do hard things!

    • @optimistichaos9004
      @optimistichaos9004 Рік тому +1

      @@uncarley We’ve got this for sure! Sending you love and good vibes and good vibes only 🫶🏻

  • @karendinkel9040
    @karendinkel9040 Рік тому +2

    Your sweater and vest evokes warm Aladdin vibes

  • @Mascaraismybestfriend
    @Mascaraismybestfriend Рік тому +16

    Honestly that small plot line where they talk about how the woman can only have one child reminds me of this book I read ‘Among The Hidden’ where all the woman could only have 2 children and they ended up having 3 idk just reminded me of it🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @djadelaney
    @djadelaney 6 місяців тому +1

    I am obsessed with your quilted vest I must attempt to make a quilted vest, I actually have a bunch of strips of fabric in blue-purple variants... inspirational fashion and I appreciate you for not letting it rot

  • @dennisonyoutube
    @dennisonyoutube Рік тому +30

    never have I ever watched a sponsorship and have actively turned my head to get excited and watch it until this video, YES carley amazing bag secured

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +7

      i love being sponsored by products i use (to self medicate my anxiety)

  • @wtaf7284
    @wtaf7284 Рік тому +1

    This has very quickly become one of my favorite channels.

  • @farahahmed100
    @farahahmed100 Рік тому +47

    i thank you for your sacrifice girlie 💗

  • @lavernebennet7395
    @lavernebennet7395 4 місяці тому +2

    the idea of "Rock Bottom" being a literal place just makes me think of Spongebob

  • @Lanas_bows
    @Lanas_bows 3 місяці тому +5

    My favourite books are dystopian romance books and I say this because even I know dystopian books can get repetitive and have some of the most annoying tropes out there and Kylie literally just threw together every single dystopian trope and stereotype and called it a day, it’s like what I wrote when I was 12 after reading the hunger games🙏😭
    Edit: what makes it even funnier is that Kylie and kenndle literally are exactly what most dystopian books are against, rich plastic people who spent millions on a one night dress and blow themselves up with plastic while theres starving people who can’t afford to buy a meal, I’m laughing so hard at this😭🙏🙏🙏

  • @piperthomas4684
    @piperthomas4684 Рік тому +1

    the only youtube sponsorship i’ve ever looked into

  • @PressPlayChey
    @PressPlayChey Рік тому +15

    I forgot about this cultural icon. Thank you for bringing this historical watershed moment back into the light ❤

  • @LaLaLaLaLifeFabyu
    @LaLaLaLaLifeFabyu Рік тому +2

    Your no make up face on the ad part is SO GORGEOUS I think also because you have no lip colour it makes your eyes pop. Try doing your makeup with just natural lip liner and gloss and let us know how it goes❤

  • @1_piece_of_dirt
    @1_piece_of_dirt Рік тому +4

    0:03 the fittttt i love that vesttt literally just started the video but i had to say something cuz im so jelly and need a vest like thatt😮‍💨

  • @lilacswithtea
    @lilacswithtea Рік тому +1

    the vest is v cozy and you obviously nailed it both visually and because of the comfort needed on this occasion 😍😬

  • @ia490
    @ia490 Рік тому +6

    Thank you for sacrificing some of your finite time on this earth reading this so we don't have to 💜

  • @mirandalamora474
    @mirandalamora474 2 місяці тому +1

    11:09 you hit it right on the head. They genuinely can’t conceptualize it so it’s not addressed.

  • @DonutsAgainstHumanity
    @DonutsAgainstHumanity 3 місяці тому +5

    I literally met the ghost writer who wrote this, it's Maya Sloan😭😭

  • @sydm.1537
    @sydm.1537 Рік тому +17

    it may have been a long and tiring day, but it’s a good day because carley uploaded again 🤸🏻‍♀️

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +2

      🥺 thank you

    • @sydm.1537
      @sydm.1537 Рік тому

      @@uncarley uno reverse 🔄 💕

  • @a.p6438
    @a.p6438 Рік тому +4

    I love your tone, your attitude, your humour... Honestly every time I get a notification for this channel: day instantly better!! 🥰

  • @the_petty_crocker
    @the_petty_crocker Рік тому +5

    Do you need a Kickstarter, girl? Because I literally felt my gray matter decaying as you were describing this war crime against humanity and now I need a support group.

  • @jademcculloch4683
    @jademcculloch4683 Рік тому +3

    I heard that celebrities have their teenagers write books that way it’s a sure thing they get into a good college. So long story short colleges take rich kids if they have a ghost writer and a book with some money

  • @lizzydavis497
    @lizzydavis497 Рік тому +7

    this sounds like a plot i would make up if i was playing with friends when i was like 6 years old

  • @amandaredd3057
    @amandaredd3057 Рік тому +14

    The rich live in the clouds while the destitute live in the rock bottom? 😂
    Well, now, consider my mind blown 🤯

  • @frostyantiromantic7910
    @frostyantiromantic7910 Рік тому

    Following you on IG and Subscribed RIGHT AWAY. I love when people just keep talking about books and are super real about how they feel. I could listen to you for hours! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

  • @nathansnook
    @nathansnook Рік тому +40

    you gracing us with the generous synopsis makes me wonder: how many weed pens did lady kylie need to run thru to make this masterpiece like wow

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +14

      adderall and 🍃🍃 made this book you will not convince me otherwise

  • @hera8278
    @hera8278 Рік тому +5

    can confirm the vest is slaying

  • @Elias-uv6pe
    @Elias-uv6pe Рік тому +4

    I love this recap its the kind of chaos and incoherence that would get me to read it

  • @sarcastichearts
    @sarcastichearts Рік тому +1

    the equivocation of rich and poor issues is very Barbie: Princess & the Pauper-esque

  • @jessicacarter5822
    @jessicacarter5822 Рік тому +12

    love ur videos! ur so funny and down to earth :') i watch u while im at work saving the bees as a biochemist in australia (only when im doing repetitive tasks hehe, not too distracted) 🌼🌟

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +9

      omg amazing work! yes save those bees thank you for doing that

  • @GremlinScribe
    @GremlinScribe Місяць тому

    The fact that my first name is attached to this book will never not be a jumpscare for so many reasons. My brain would *never* let me write anything so wretched.

  • @_httpstriz
    @_httpstriz Рік тому +3

    the cover as COPY of the shatter me books, its insane

  • @meatlemonade3338
    @meatlemonade3338 Рік тому +2

    every time rock bottom is mentioned, all i can think about is the episode of SpongeBob where he gets stranded at that place that's below bikini bottom and i don't even think the place is called rock bottom, but that's what comes to mind

  • @MaraCares
    @MaraCares Рік тому +3

    Your channel is the best thing I've come across in ages and I can't stop recommending it to people. Everything you put out is so calming, inspiring, and funny. Thank you for making content!

  • @queenhelle.x
    @queenhelle.x Рік тому

    i love your vest SO much, it reminds me of a blanket i had as a kid 🥺

  • @seaturtle1181
    @seaturtle1181 Рік тому +9

    if you wanna see the whole "rich ppl in the clouds/poor ppl on the ground" thing executed in a way that's actually interesting, may i recommend RWBY volumes 7 and 8

  • @karakask5488
    @karakask5488 Рік тому +1

    You continuously sacrifice your body and mind for us and I want to express both my abject admiration and also deep concern for your health. I appreciate you.

  • @annerumain7711
    @annerumain7711 Рік тому +13

    This is the exact setting premise for a dystopian novel I wrote a start for in sixth grade, it's so sad to see it done so poorly.

  • @peytonkennedyyy
    @peytonkennedyyy Рік тому +2

    Carley uploading when I’m having an anxiety attack and suddenly I’m cured of all my mental illnesses. 🤪

  • @jessicawynnco
    @jessicawynnco Рік тому +5

    My grandma had that exact same vest and the nostalgia hit I got from seeing it was so strong

  • @mota4730
    @mota4730 2 місяці тому +1

    THE VEST WORKS!!!!

  • @morganh123
    @morganh123 Рік тому +5

    i hit the like button on this video for the ad because i smoke and she inspires me that I can actually be a reader as a stoner, thanks

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  Рік тому +1

      i am living proof you can rot your brain with 🍃🍃 and still read

  • @neptunehenriksen
    @neptunehenriksen Рік тому +2

    You're the bravest person I know. Thank you for your continued service to the cause!!

  • @lornatw
    @lornatw Рік тому +4

    The cover art reminds me of few books and a book series that exist.

  • @reputation1990
    @reputation1990 9 місяців тому +2

    " city of Indra " 😁🤣 u can tell who ever did this for them was quick them selves