💯💯💯 *_Too be fair according to the story, Bella's scent was pretty stinky according to Edward, he mentions her scent a lot_* . *_He got so use to the fumigations that his nose was Gobsmacked, flummoxed, bamboozled, bewitched into preferring Bella's scent_* . *_To be fair all guys understand that_* .
@@FuryoTokkosho Humanity according to numerous physiology books an not just random empirical data, is in fact funky. Ladies and Guys, are funky. Regardless of how much humanity tries to mask it, the literal fact humanity tries to is evidence of it. Reality guys get used to it. For my adolescent years the scent of women and men was off putting, hell even when I accidentally came across my first time seeing teenagers, they had very off putting odors. Like putting perfume on musty fruit. Until, I hint puberty then a olfactory light switch change then the girls and especially my lady teachers had the aroma of a rose garden an fresh herbs an spices, very pleasant to the nose. Still smelt funky, just the testosterone prefered the musty, even though the funky is just perfumed funky. So sharp was my olfactory that even though my teacher an fellow classmate hard the same perfume. I could discern between their two scents; I was able track my teacher to the nurse's office, for which I interjected into the conversation to discuss about my grades. I have a very sensitive nose.
@@SchwarzSchwertkampfer Really hard for me to give an educated response on it and not take this with humor. This reminds me so much on the scene of weather man movie with the tartar sauce or the special police business in the scary movie.
@@LyannaKea my family used to rent a lot of Chinese movies back in my younger days. Lam Ching-Ying's (RIP) Mr Vampire series was one of our personal favorites ♥️
we need the return of Jiang Shi, with the hats, the qing dinasty attire, the entire costume, including the pale skin, stiff hand and super adorable hop
The hands forward bouncing vampire was a nice touch. The first time I saw that version of vampires was in the game Phantom Fighter on the NES. Great game!
@@comradeleppi2000 China's equivalent of western vampires are called jiangshi they share a lot of similarities with their western counterparts, but the biggest contrast is that unlike traditional western vampires, the joints and limbs of jiangshi are all stiff from death. Because of this, their main method of maneuver is by hopping on their feet
@@comradeleppi2000 Jiangshi (Asian creature that's basically a Zombie-Vampire) are subjects to rigor mortis, so, they can only move in a limited range lol
OMG! I've never heard anyone else ever say dead puppies when they are trying to get someone to stop laughing and be serious! I always use this! I'm so excited!!!
I used to say that a lot in high school, but then got into the religious world where it's... less appropriate to have dark humor lol. Totally forgot about it until now!
This way better than it should be 🤣🤣 Your parents must be so disappointed with your incredible talent but look the other way when those paychecks come in! Keep killing it!
HAHHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHH Oh my jiangshi this is so damn funny!!!! I wasn't expecting this collab NOR this parody lmfao well done to you both. I can sleep in peace now lol.
This is the best. I love the jianshi. They’re such a unique and slightly ridiculous vampire, but I understand the logic behind their movement. The counting thing is so fascinating since it appears in Western vampire myth as well, you’re supposed to throw salt over your sold so the vampire or possibly Satan has to count it
ahhhh yeah yeah i almost forgot that the old chinese vampire movies i watched all had the hopping vampire.. and that you have to stop breathing so they can't detect you.. oh the amount of times i almost died from lack of oxygen playing the vampire game 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'd forgotten about that early scene- Nausea really was the only explanation I could come up with for Edward's facial expressions, so I told myself to just forget what I saw 😂
"Oh my god he is so obsessed with me..."
Him: *practically dying*
He would’ve died if he wasn’t already dead 😂
💯💯💯 *_Too be fair according to the story, Bella's scent was pretty stinky according to Edward, he mentions her scent a lot_* .
*_He got so use to the fumigations that his nose was Gobsmacked, flummoxed, bamboozled, bewitched into preferring Bella's scent_* .
*_To be fair all guys understand that_* .
@@SchwarzSchwertkampfer How come guys understand that? You just have girlfriends eating extensively fish sauce?
@@FuryoTokkosho
Humanity according to numerous physiology books an not just random empirical data, is in fact funky.
Ladies and Guys, are funky.
Regardless of how much humanity tries to mask it, the literal fact humanity tries to is evidence of it.
Reality guys get used to it.
For my adolescent years the scent of women and men was off putting, hell even when I accidentally came across my first time seeing teenagers, they had very off putting odors.
Like putting perfume on musty fruit.
Until, I hint puberty then a olfactory light switch change then the girls and especially my lady teachers had the aroma of a rose garden an fresh herbs an spices, very pleasant to the nose.
Still smelt funky, just the testosterone prefered the musty, even though the funky is just perfumed funky.
So sharp was my olfactory that even though my teacher an fellow classmate hard the same perfume.
I could discern between their two scents; I was able track my teacher to the nurse's office, for which I interjected into the conversation to discuss about my grades.
I have a very sensitive nose.
@@SchwarzSchwertkampfer Really hard for me to give an educated response on it and not take this with humor. This reminds me so much on the scene of weather man movie with the tartar sauce or the special police business in the scary movie.
i’ve never watched twilight but this is basically what it sounds like to me
For me too lol.
word to the wise never watched the movies you will regret it 😅
This version is worlds better
Me neither
Accurate really 😂
Can't believe she said" Jiang shi" aka the chinese hopping vampire. Thats why he was hopping at last!😂
Oh
Yep
I died as soon as soon as I saw that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I was like she needs some sticky rice
That had me wheezing 😂😂
The clip reminded me of the old chinese ghost/horror movies that I used to watch when I was 8 and up 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The fact that the Cantonese added was so funny. Not be swearing along 😂
"I know what you are.... vampire"
*proceeds to hop like a kangaroo*
Lol if you’ve seen a bunch of Hong Kong vampire flicks, that’s how they all usually hop
@@andylausupremacy6478chinese vampires hop right? i slightly remember that from my childhood. moms tvb dramas mustve had vampires or zombies in it
Chinese vampires hop. It's our lore. 😂
To be fair, Jiang shi do hop, it's kinda their thing. Still funny though
the undead have rigor mortis in china
"say it. oUt LoUd" got me 😭🙏
i was waiting for her to say "tampon" from dat one meme 😭😭😭
@@NKyleQuinn 💀😭🖐️
Me too 😂😂
Same! The accent 😂
Yes, the classical hopping jiangshi! 😂
That had me in tears 😂😂
It was such a specific joke to the Chinese, I was afraid noone would get it. Hahaha
@@LyannaKea I'm not Chinese but thank goodness I grew up watching Hmong dubbed Chinese movies!😂
@@LyannaKea I am very much European, but I played Sleeping Dogs way back when and they have DLC with jiangshi so I giggled xD
@@LyannaKea my family used to rent a lot of Chinese movies back in my younger days. Lam Ching-Ying's (RIP) Mr Vampire series was one of our personal favorites ♥️
The curly wig and white shirt on Asian Edward reminds me of the character Phua Chu Kang.
YES. U get it!
I was going to say the same. Asian Edward is more Phua Chu Kang than Phua Chu Kang was! 🤣Great job!
All she needd are yellow rubber boots
@@bellicose76 and the giant black wart, mole thingy
Lol she should have thrown rice grains for Edward to count so he doesn't hop away. 😂
HAHAHAHAH
😂😂
Not just rice grains, it has to me Loh-mai glutinous rice!
we need the return of Jiang Shi, with the hats, the qing dinasty attire, the entire costume, including the pale skin, stiff hand and super adorable hop
the way camera moves😂😂😂😂😂 1:25
It's like the movie 😂
Right???? Like what's with all the crazy movements. @@outoftheklosset
i've seen the twilight movies, but this is 100x better than the ACTUAL movies. hands down. 😂👏🏻
Bro's insulting her while she thinks he likes her.
THATS EVERY POPULAR COUPLE IN ASIAN CULTURES TF
HAVE YOU HEARD HOW BULMA TALKS TO VAGETA. JUST SAYING THIS IS FLIRTING IN THEIR MEDIA😂❤
The hands forward bouncing vampire was a nice touch. The first time I saw that version of vampires was in the game Phantom Fighter on the NES. Great game!
That's them Chinese vampires for you.
When you get the reason why she’s hopping lol
Why?
@@comradeleppi2000Look up jiangshi xD
@@comradeleppi2000 China's equivalent of western vampires are called jiangshi they share a lot of similarities with their western counterparts, but the biggest contrast is that unlike traditional western vampires, the joints and limbs of jiangshi are all stiff from death. Because of this, their main method of maneuver is by hopping on their feet
@@comradeleppi2000 Jiangshi (Asian creature that's basically a Zombie-Vampire) are subjects to rigor mortis, so, they can only move in a limited range lol
@@ToshinegawaThis actually made me laugh.
Omg! I remember that jumping vampires from 90s horror movie. It scared all $hit off me 😂😂😂
Yeah man. Throwback to our Chinese ghosts!
I need a full version of it. This is way to funny 😂😂
The outtakes are gold.
LMAO the canto is so accurate
Lyanna’s expressions are killing me! 😂😂
Her: hi my name is Bella
Him: dying bc of the smell 🥲😂😂
0:07 The curly wig just reminds me of Gu Jun Pyo. So all I hear is Boys over Flowers❤😂
1:14 "Say it." 👀
Lyanna: “Are yOu AfrAiD?”
What I heard: “Are yOu A frEAk?” 😂
What did I just watch? Lol! I really love your humor dear. Haven't laughed this much in a while.
That Jiangshi hop with the Meerkat arms 😂 🤣💀
0:35 HE FEEL IN LOOOVEEE
it's the hair flipping before the car hits that gets me 😅 so asian, especially in korean, filipino, indian, or indonesian drama 🤣
The way Edward Cullen indirectly shared his skincare routine 😊 *thnx*
OMG! I've never heard anyone else ever say dead puppies when they are trying to get someone to stop laughing and be serious! I always use this! I'm so excited!!!
That was unexpected 😮😂
I used to say that a lot in high school, but then got into the religious world where it's... less appropriate to have dark humor lol. Totally forgot about it until now!
I imagine you'd love the song "Dead Puppies" by Dr Demento. 😉
“he cant handle my beauty..” more delulu than me fr😭
Angry yelling at someone not knowing how to drive, in Canto... Ah, it brings back memories. xD Lyanna killing it as always.
Thank you❤
The outtakes when she couldn't stop laughing is literally me when someone looks at me seriously 😂😂
1:34 Get chicken blood and throw at the hopping vampire 😂😂😂
The personal sized fan when Bella enters the classroom and Edward sliding out from behind her at 1:12 got me 😅😂
“Hi my name is Bella…” bro: *Dies*
The car scene is so true... "is this your fathers road!!!" And the chinese Vampires hopping 😂
This had me rolling. 😂😂😂🤣🤣 This is twilight in summary though.
OMG! I love it so much. It cracked me up when Edward was cursing in Cantonese. And this jiang shi hopping 🤣
This way better than it should be 🤣🤣 Your parents must be so disappointed with your incredible talent but look the other way when those paychecks come in! Keep killing it!
HAHHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHH Oh my jiangshi this is so damn funny!!!! I wasn't expecting this collab NOR this parody lmfao well done to you both. I can sleep in peace now lol.
You're most welcome
❤
Omg this is hilarious. I love it 😂😂😂
Bloopers were so funny
I just love that this was in Cantonese 😂. This is just hilarious
😂 the Jiangshi hopping away at the end...
The big, bitey mouth cracked me up!
Ok, the whole thing cracked me up, but that's what broke me, lol 😂
It's more funny than the real version
“Say it!…out loud” had me dying! Lmao
Two of the funniest ladies on UA-cam....love you both! ..................dead puppies..LOL!
I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS SM
This is the best. I love the jianshi. They’re such a unique and slightly ridiculous vampire, but I understand the logic behind their movement. The counting thing is so fascinating since it appears in Western vampire myth as well, you’re supposed to throw salt over your sold so the vampire or possibly Satan has to count it
This is hilarious! Good job!
Lyanna!!!!!! what have you done now gurl!!!! 👏 😂 one of my fav movie series 😆 thanks for sharing!
Y'all are hilarious. Lost it at hopping away. 🤣🤣🤣
I love the Edward wig! It made me burst out laughing.
So funny! Love the laugh tracks at the end you always add. 💜💜
This skit is way too funny 😂😂 the girl playing vampire should have put fangs on her teeths 😂😂😂
These eyebrows Kea THESE EYEBROWS😭😭😂😂😂😂 and the dress shirt with the shorts😭
this is hilarious
When she said “Jiangshi” I laughed because then you started hopping like a hopping vampire 😂
Completely subscribed to you channel!
Laughing out loud 😂😂😂 perfect!
😂 her slow mo hair turn was giving “Sunsilk” commercial for me
Let me introduce this famous hongkong cartoon character "McDull"
You forgot the best part: they run into a member of the Belmont clan from the Castlevania franchise and are destroyed. The end. 😆
Dear lord this is hilarious 😂 I need more of this
i watched twilight.. i have to say this is too accurate 😂😂 ahahahah 😂 0:51 tho was the MOST accurate 😂😅
That jump was that one asian vampire movie that I watched, horror but it makes me laugh 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Lol this is a masterpiece
The hopping broke me. Jiangshi indeed! 😂
Finally some Cantonese content😭😭
Not the Chinese Vampire 😭😭😭😭... The jump makes me giggle 😭
The hopping jiangshi, reminds me of movie The Gods must be crazy 😂😂
I fucking screamed with laughter when Lyanna/Edward hopped off
ahhhh yeah yeah i almost forgot that the old chinese vampire movies i watched all had the hopping vampire.. and that you have to stop breathing so they can't detect you.. oh the amount of times i almost died from lack of oxygen playing the vampire game 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I really just laughed out loud. Good job
Complete the entire asian movie...I wanna watch 😂
The Outtakes are Hilarious… I’m still laughing 10min later. 😆😂🤣👏🏾👌🏾👍🏾
Its good to see Shu, i havent looked at her channel in awhile but she does great skits like Lyanna.
First time seeing this channel and automatically love this girl! Awesome job! ❤️
I AM GENUINELY WHEEZING OH MY GOD LMAO
Lmao 😂 omg I’m dying 😂 especially when she starts hopping like the Chinese vampire 😂. We need more skits of this❤
Wow the collab 😂. It's like watching the '90s Hong Kong movies.
Please make more Twilight videos 😂😂 I'm dying!😂😂😂
woa it's a crossover I did NOT expect!
idk why but this is so much better than a million dollar movie with award winning actors
I'd forgotten about that early scene- Nausea really was the only explanation I could come up with for Edward's facial expressions, so I told myself to just forget what I saw 😂
I need a whole movie of this now
Oh my gosh this was the funniest thing I have ever seen!
WELL LYANNA YOU HAVE DONE IT AGAIN 👏 FUNNY AS USUAL AND I REALLY LOVE THE OUT TAKES MAKING EACH OTHER LAUGH😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kea just acting good and Luann’s probably filming
Edward only stopped the car to avoid insurance fraud.
‘喂你有無搞錯啊！識唔識揸車家！"that was so funny when i thought he o4 i can say she will kiss her😂😂😂
Dude you made me almost snort my soup 😂😂
Sip carefully!
tesla should hire that vampire actor. the fact that he stopped the car and the tesla didn't get dented just shows how good tesla car is. lol
If this becomes a movie I'll watch this !!
Why isn't this longer?😂
I DEMAND A LONGER VERSION
This is EXACTLY what I needed today!
Omg I *lost* it at the jiangshi bit 😂
Hahahaha! This is hilarious! 😂
Deja bring a absolute icon in the back😂
A really shitty day - and suddenly a Kea and Shu skit happens. Thank you both, I needed that laugh today!
Aww happy to help!