I think the HIV is because of Genghis Khan and his Mongol warriors. Genghis’s DNA is present in millions of Chinese males because he and his army raped women when they marauded through Chinese villages
The animated Mulan is one of the BEST Disney Heroines. She worked hard to achieve her goals despite struggling, her personality is great, and she has the most badass moments! Current "strong female characters" don't hold a candle to her!
@@hayleybartek8643 even without using the force Princess Leia led the rebellion against the Galactic Empire where one of their leaders was her own father
1:31 "looking like if Lizzo was Asian and married Caseoh" "no neck having founder of diabetic plus size models" "Ate all of China" now that was level 80 emotional damage-
About her dad. It would be sad if her dad would pay attention to the gifts from the emperor first, when his daughter came back alive. First of all he was glad she was okay, no matter if she brings honour to the family or not. He wanted her to know that Dad didn't ignore her achievements, he was rethinking how he was treating her, and his values. He realized he cares about her well being more, than about honour. He only knew that she was risking her life, no matter how not honorable she was seen in his eyes. He just changes through the movie too, I think.
Being conditioned to grow strong and decisive by his father to take up the mantle of being captain- makes sense that he just wants someone to take away all the stress for a few hours 😏
9:33 My interpretation of this is that he realized how much Mulan really meant to him after she ran away and joined the army, possibly getting killed by doing so. Basically he thought she was probably dead and the fact that she was alive was more important to him than the other stuff.
100% agreed. however, he better pick up that damn sword and crest afterwards and put it on display by the front door. she worked hard on that!!! istg if he doesn't put that test on the fridge after she studied for it ALL YEAR--
yea because the dude's straight up mentally disabled. i do not know how you can honestly misconstrue the father ignoring his daughter's achievements because he realized all of that stuff that he berated her for didn't matter if it meant potentially having her daughter dead to be something bad. it's so jarring to me this dude makes jokes like these and yet is also somehow the most soft sensitive pc person ever lmao. the video has straight gems of jokes but it gets spoiled with the sjw ish.
yea because the dude's straight up mentally stunted. i do not know how you can honestly misconstrue the father ignoring his daughter's achievements because he realized all of that stuff that he berated her for didn't matter if it meant potentially having her daughter dead to be something bad. it's so jarring to me this dude makes jokes like these and yet is also somehow the most soft sensitive pc person ever lmao. the video has straight gems of jokes but it gets spoiled with the sjw ish.
This has got to be one of my favorite movies of all time. Im so glad they were able to make Mulan an interesting and cool character while still giving her a love interest.
I think the ending scene with the father is when he realizes that Mulan is a wonderful woman (she really is), regardless of her achievements, and she could've died before they reconciled, not giving him the chance to say how much she means to him. Maybe because he was a warrior, and he has been trained to remain stoic. So, it's kind of nice that he breaks down and shows his vulnerability in that scene. But yeah, I agree with you that he should have acknowledged her achievements too.
The point was in comparison to almost losing her, honor didn't mean anything and that this whole time he was putting value in the wrong thing. Dude (video creator) missed the whole point.
@@yorutsumetai exactly lol. its just a minor gripe for me and everyone can have their own opinions, but imo bro really dropped the ball on that one. I do admit that it would've been nice to see the father acknowledge her achievements and say he was wrong since she brought him honor of the highest prestige or smthn. but that wasn't what the scene was about. for all the father knew he shamed her and treated her badly her whole life due to a stupid honor system, and in return she throws her life away in a war for him. Especially considering how she was a woman and the attitudes at the time, he probably thought she was basically dead and never got to know how much he loved her since the last thing she hears from her family is how she brings shame to them. It's a great scene that shows how he finally learnt from his mistakes when it was seemingly too late. When he says that she was the greatest gift he ever received, it shows that he has completely dropped his outdated views of honour and has learnt to express the fact that she's more to him than the things she does. The point wasn't that her achievements were ignored because they will never be enough, its that she herself will always be enough and she shouldn't need to save the whole of china to get the love she deserved.
My favorite part of this movie is when shang shows up to save the emperor and at 8:38 - he just casually strolls away like he's gonna go bang a concubine.
5:23 wait a minute... if Shang knew that Mulan was weak and send her home, then mulan father would go to war and shows that he can’t stand a chance then none of this wouldn’t happen if shang sand him home for being old and weak.
9:47 I love the scene it shows whats truly important and he wasn't lying he just well in tthat moment upset with mulans behaviour as well as him feeling emasculated by his inability to fight.
Understandable, but it's not like men don't look for physical traits in women. Big breasted, big "assets", not "too tall", long hair, long legs, unblemished skin, curvy but not enough to be considered overweight, need I go on?@Generic877
"Can't believe I'm straight, I'm breaking up" 😭✋yoh this man's commentary is magnificent, as a fellow asian myself I approve. 7:40 the lyp syncing are on point.. i just noticed- after replaying the scene. First time stumbling to his vid and I have a great laugh
6:51 OMG I did not realize that guy was hiding during the first battle with the huns... What a loser. The "You'll Bring Honor to Us All" lyrical analysis & looking at some of the animated character designs was hilariously great too. Very fun commentary, sound effects, & story retelling.
I mean, what did you expect him to do 😂? He's the emperor's advisor, not a warrior. He was only with the soldiers to supervise and report on their actions and progress. Plus, I'm pretty sure there wasn't much he could've done during the battle anyways 😅.
In the original vid 1:11 i remember him saying ancestor hear my plea if i get married i get hiv i cant even cook or make the dumpling i bring dishonor to us all😢
“I was straight this whole time?!”
“I can’t believe I’m not gay.”
😂😂
Bisexual Shang.
@@akitkat-1225he is confirmed to be bi so yeah your right
Qausimodo next?
@@CertifiedIsabellaSimpactually? Shang?
Why even watch the full movie when there’s a literal korean guy who explains the movie in just 9-10 minutes which makes it more intresting
and 18+
And makes covers for songs😂
True!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤
eh it’s a good movie
@@winniejung *14+
9:02 "So the film teaches anything is possible when you do it for zaddy Shang" 😂😂😂... I'm rolling in laughter😂😂
Facts
"Your majesty a group of failures are attacking us"
"Fight back you dumpling"
"I love soy sauce" best response of 2024
“Nobody asked you, bum.”
Emotional damage badass reply fr
@user-vl6dc2mc8h well I struggled hard and would cur myself, he was Nebraska there fir me
It was so good XD. Its the most RANDOMEST response ever, it's great.
timestamp
Im an asian watching an asian explaining an asian movie(kinda-)
Same lmao
BRO WHO LIKED MY REPLY IN 0.8 SECONDS
Yeeep
Why are you surprised? You're falling off, can't you see?
Same lol
2:16 “That ones a failure just like you” had me wheezing😭😭😭
i had to run that back like four times 💀💀💀💀
“Ancestor, hear my plea, don’t tell my parents I have HIV, cause they will beat me for eternity…” Ancestor gonna have some serious EMOTIONAL DAMAGE.
That *_PSYCHOLOGICAL_* and *_EMOTIONAL DAMAGE_* will last an eternity lah.🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
"please give me rice i want it all!"
HAHA
I think the HIV is because of Genghis Khan and his Mongol warriors. Genghis’s DNA is present in millions of Chinese males because he and his army raped women when they marauded through Chinese villages
That’s how the ancestors think mulan is a ✨ failure✨
5:36 "And it was at this moment Shang Knew He was a bottom "
6:51 "I want my mother "got me
“And it was at this moment Shang knew he was a bottom” YES we love our bisexual king 👑
I WHEEZED SO HARD
3:03 "Your daughter left for the milk!" I DON'T KNOW WHY I LAUGHED AT THAT😂😂😂
"What?😧"
Ah, I missed the joke in the heat of the moment. Now I can appreciate it. Ha. Ha.
I DIED AT THAT LMFAOOOO
8:44 TANJIRO KAMADO?! IS THAT YOU?!
1:33 LOOKING LIKE IF LIZZO WAS ASIAN AND MARRIED TO CASEOH?? GOD DAMN 😭
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ALL OF CHINA , - IM DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Caseoh's basics in eating and fast food"
Caseoh? I’d buy Rolex.
completely violated
Yea, she built like a 1/1 lego peace
8:53 “be japanese”
“okay” *jumps off* THATS FREAKING WILD BRO AINT NO WAY😭😭
THAT WAS WILDDDD
THAT WAS WILDDDD
100th like
i dont get it😭😭
@@shamimasalehin3475im not certain but maybe sew-n-side?? 😭😭😭😭
5:08 "Mulan knew she found her ZADDY"
Oh my god, I have gonna have a heart attack from how hilarious that line is😂
summarising an entire movie in 10mins is a skill fr
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7:41 "I can't believe I'm straight. I'm breaking up" 😂
😂😂
😂😂
IT SINKS UP TOO😭😭😭😭
@@Radio_active-batt I was gonna say that
“ give me A plus “
“ your report card will stay the same “
😂😂😂
8:21 "And Mulan creates the first Asian transgendes"
Nah its 8:18
i thought thats thailand
@@Nockgun gurl what
You forgot about the Zhou dynasty's voluntary eunuchs bro.
@@oynx_kk thailand you know..
I misread the thumbnail and thought it said "I bring dinosaur".💀
Same
Мe too xD
I was reading as that too ;-;
Me too
We can do that too, just gotta pray to our ancestors
7:11 You missed out one crucial detail. Mulan's thighs were strong enough to hold up a warhorse.
Imagine what they could do to your face.
The animated Mulan is one of the BEST Disney Heroines. She worked hard to achieve her goals despite struggling, her personality is great, and she has the most badass moments!
Current "strong female characters" don't hold a candle to her!
Tina too :D thats y i love them both
And she did it without "being inherently magical."
@@hayleybartek8643 even without using the force Princess Leia led the rebellion against the Galactic Empire where one of their leaders was her own father
What about Ahsoka Tano?
Princess Leia “hold my blue milk”
7:05 "You can't kill me, the movie's called "Mulan""
Bro is spitting out facts😂
IKR 😂
#plotarmor
@@Something_Creative32 yupsi 100 percent #plotarmor william afton female version in China who? (Because she #alwayscomesback)
I don't get it
@@Kidsforbreakfast they cant make the main character die and mulan is the main character lol
1:31 "looking like if Lizzo was Asian and married Caseoh" "no neck having founder of diabetic plus size models" "Ate all of China" now that was level 80 emotional damage-
About her dad.
It would be sad if her dad would pay attention to the gifts from the emperor first, when his daughter came back alive. First of all he was glad she was okay, no matter if she brings honour to the family or not. He wanted her to know that
Dad didn't ignore her achievements, he was rethinking how he was treating her, and his values. He realized he cares about her well being more, than about honour. He only knew that she was risking her life, no matter how not honorable she was seen in his eyes. He just changes through the movie too, I think.
I’m with you on this. Any sensible parent would be jubilant to see their child alive and safe before acknowledging their achievements.
@@TrainMaster5097 you would think that until you meet parents who literally make kids physically and emotionally suffer for achievements👌
Soo true❤
@@Yuumiiiiiiiii they did say any *sensible* parent
ALASTOR????
"And it was at this moment Shang knew... he was a bottom" THAT TOOK AN UNEXPECTED TWIST
it's always the big ones who are the sweetest at night
Being conditioned to grow strong and decisive by his father to take up the mantle of being captain- makes sense that he just wants someone to take away all the stress for a few hours 😏
I think the original was
And it was at this moment he knew.... He f***ed up
7:34 “SHE A WOMAN!” 😂😂😂
9:33 My interpretation of this is that he realized how much Mulan really meant to him after she ran away and joined the army, possibly getting killed by doing so. Basically he thought she was probably dead and the fact that she was alive was more important to him than the other stuff.
exactly!
100% true, but not as entertaining to spit straight facts 😂
100% agreed. however, he better pick up that damn sword and crest afterwards and put it on display by the front door. she worked hard on that!!! istg if he doesn't put that test on the fridge after she studied for it ALL YEAR--
yea because the dude's straight up mentally disabled. i do not know how you can honestly misconstrue the father ignoring his daughter's achievements because he realized all of that stuff that he berated her for didn't matter if it meant potentially having her daughter dead to be something bad. it's so jarring to me this dude makes jokes like these and yet is also somehow the most soft sensitive pc person ever lmao. the video has straight gems of jokes but it gets spoiled with the sjw ish.
yea because the dude's straight up mentally stunted. i do not know how you can honestly misconstrue the father ignoring his daughter's achievements because he realized all of that stuff that he berated her for didn't matter if it meant potentially having her daughter dead to be something bad. it's so jarring to me this dude makes jokes like these and yet is also somehow the most soft sensitive pc person ever lmao. the video has straight gems of jokes but it gets spoiled with the sjw ish.
5:36 “And it was at this moment Shang knew he was a bottom”😂
Goes into my meme folder
bro summoned the BL fandom
@@CloudyDepths To be fair I just found the scene funny 😂
Laughing my ass off
Fanfiction logic
the out of nowhere "i love soy sauce" just made spit out the water i was drinking goddammit that's not supposed to be THAT funny😭😭😭
'No one asked you that'😂😂😂
He finally brought back his iconic Asian voice "for da asian movie".
8:48 “Wait, I’m straight to?” WTF- AHAHSGSGSH-
LLOYD ‼️‼️
@@teapartytales Yesssssssssss-
This guy never fails to make me laugh😂😂😂
"Who is that girl I see...it's she straight or chinese..."
The lyrics are hilarious 😂😂
This has got to be one of my favorite movies of all time. Im so glad they were able to make Mulan an interesting and cool character while still giving her a love interest.
ikr? This movie is so underrated imo. The strong female character done right.
she’s actually like the best disney princess in my opinion, i love her so much😭
2:15 "There was a failure just like you" That hits hard..
Lmfao😭😭😭
Dadday
This one's a failure (referring to the unblossomed flower).
I died of laughter when the Chinese dad said, "Hai." 😂 I was not expecting that.
Yes he listened!
I saw your comment on the ice age video, congratulations!!
YAY
YAHOO
I always wanted him to do mulan 8 months ago so congratulations!!!!!
Oh slay
"hey look this one's a failure just like you" IM SOBBING
SAMEEE IM DYING💀💀💀💀
I GASPED 😭😭
6:24 even Mulan attracted the ladies instead 😔
10:24 "as the movie ends with mulan going out with mushu instead" WTF😂😂
HAHAHAHAHA YEAH
Swearing alert 🤬
@@SimonBrill-vs9yxWhat is wrong with swearing?
@@SimonBrill-vs9yx
You're a three year-old
3:05 “your daughter left for the milk”
Lol
"Your daughter left for the milk."
That is WILD LMAOOOOOO😂😂😂
"AAGH T_T"
"Be Japanese."
"okay :3"
Kamikaze🤣
The way my jaw dropped 💀
8:52
@@BlissfulBluebellsame 💀💀💀
@@Иная relatable
I think the ending scene with the father is when he realizes that Mulan is a wonderful woman (she really is), regardless of her achievements, and she could've died before they reconciled, not giving him the chance to say how much she means to him. Maybe because he was a warrior, and he has been trained to remain stoic. So, it's kind of nice that he breaks down and shows his vulnerability in that scene.
But yeah, I agree with you that he should have acknowledged her achievements too.
The point was in comparison to almost losing her, honor didn't mean anything and that this whole time he was putting value in the wrong thing. Dude (video creator) missed the whole point.
@@yorutsumetai exactly lol. its just a minor gripe for me and everyone can have their own opinions, but imo bro really dropped the ball on that one. I do admit that it would've been nice to see the father acknowledge her achievements and say he was wrong since she brought him honor of the highest prestige or smthn. but that wasn't what the scene was about.
for all the father knew he shamed her and treated her badly her whole life due to a stupid honor system, and in return she throws her life away in a war for him. Especially considering how she was a woman and the attitudes at the time, he probably thought she was basically dead and never got to know how much he loved her since the last thing she hears from her family is how she brings shame to them. It's a great scene that shows how he finally learnt from his mistakes when it was seemingly too late. When he says that she was the greatest gift he ever received, it shows that he has completely dropped his outdated views of honour and has learnt to express the fact that she's more to him than the things she does.
The point wasn't that her achievements were ignored because they will never be enough, its that she herself will always be enough and she shouldn't need to save the whole of china to get the love she deserved.
My favorite part of this movie is when shang shows up to save the emperor and at 8:38 - he just casually strolls away like he's gonna go bang a concubine.
"So they turn her into Michael Jackson and she then sings a song" hhahhaha🤣
Hee hee
✨hE He✨
8:53 "Be Japanese" 💀💀💀
Okay bai
Nah it’s crazy😭
IT'S JUST SO WRONG 💀💀
@A._K. Its really not because japan has one of the highest suicide rates
@@A._K.no i good
“ your daughter left for the milk! “
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The way what he narrates perfectly lip syncs with many scenes 😭😭😭
He done that literally almost all the other movies
Just perfection
"Ate the whole of China " 😭😭😭
😭😭
That line was somewhat fatphobic though...
@@noorykorky5056 not really. I've heard worse
best line of the whole video
@@blitzgerald fr
The transition between talking with the anglish accent to normal is what is making me nonstop laugh.
"i can't believe i was straight"
"im breaking up"
“Identifies as a man.”
*rings the gong*
Edit: not to be that guy but thanks for so many likes (the most likes i’ve ever gotten)
5:35 “and that’s when Shang knew, he was a bottom” 💀🤣🤣🤣HAD ME ROLLING
Bro never fail to roast the whole entire cartoon❤
Fax
1:37 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ATE ALL OF CHINA- PLEASE I'M CRYING😭😭😭
7:29 he lost his lil femboy twink 😔
NAURRR
5:23 wait a minute... if Shang knew that Mulan was weak and send her home, then mulan father would go to war and shows that he can’t stand a chance then none of this wouldn’t happen if shang sand him home for being old and weak.
Oh my goodness I never realised
I think he would have joined Shang's dad army instead of the rookie army because he was already a war veteran
This was bootcamp, as a vet he would've joined the cav unit & fought on horseback.
9:47 I love the scene it shows whats truly important and he wasn't lying he just well in tthat moment upset with mulans behaviour as well as him feeling emasculated by his inability to fight.
yeh i agreeee
The voiceover is soo accurate 😂❤
Unfortunately some dudes actually DO go "I want a girl that is obedient."
Luckily they tend not to get that, I wonder why.
Understandable, but it's not like men don't look for physical traits in women. Big breasted, big "assets", not "too tall", long hair, long legs, unblemished skin, curvy but not enough to be considered overweight, need I go on?@Generic877
As if being an activist is something bad...
@@ealpacaf.7463 Exactly.
@Generic877 male cringe
@Generic877 what you explained in the last para is basically all shonen animes lol
8:34 best way to keep peoples report card the same ever.
3:39 he actually sounds like mushu😂😂😂
5:19 "I GIVE YOU THE WIFEBEATER SPECIAL"-
"Why can't kim jong eun adopt me" got me 💀
8:54 nahhh the Japanese thing and them jumping is croazyyyyyy
8:48
Kamikaze
10:15 you wanna know what his pick up line is? "You forgot your helmet"💀
"this is bullshit i thought i was gay" LMAOOOOO
7:38 she didn’t cry because she lost her man she cried because she couldn’t honor her family and when she comes home she’ll be empty handed
"YOU CAN'T KILL ME! THE MOVIES CALLED MuLaN" plot armor for real 🤣🤣
0:01 is already entertaining
9:25 BESTIE GROUP💅
9:28
5:51 "Behold my meat, It's the biggest shrimp!" Nah 💀
that's Wild
@@raziyehheidary4559real
4:18 Much honor to you for honoring the original quote in the movie 😌
8:25 "Oh this man is DOWN BAD he's like I CALL DIBS ON THE BIG ONE" killed me 😂
No but KC, you absolutely VIOLATED Matchmaker 😭😭😭
7:15 BYE I CAN'T WITH THE GAY JOKES
LMAO FR
😭😭😭
✨yay✨ he’s gay 😃
@@Little_Abombintaionno that ewww
@@meowsicalesdarkshadow5825 what I do?
6:55 "y'all gonna die, prepare to be Korean" 😂😂
"Can't believe I'm straight, I'm breaking up" 😭✋yoh this man's commentary is magnificent, as a fellow asian myself I approve.
7:40 the lyp syncing are on point.. i just noticed- after replaying the scene.
First time stumbling to his vid and I have a great laugh
It’s the “Yoh” for me😂
As a Korean myself every single time he swears in his videos it makes my day a thousand times better lmao
“Calm down who’s my baby”
“I’m you’re baby” caught me off guard 😂 4:25
6:08 LMAOO “tehe my oppa noticed me 🥺💗”
7:47 please, I love his dubbing, I wish he would make 4 videos every month!! So we get entertained every week!!!
0:41 Ig she’s Chinese and korean😭
Bro rlly made it personal with the matchmaker💀
6:51 OMG I did not realize that guy was hiding during the first battle with the huns... What a loser. The "You'll Bring Honor to Us All" lyrical analysis & looking at some of the animated character designs was hilariously great too. Very fun commentary, sound effects, & story retelling.
I mean, what did you expect him to do 😂? He's the emperor's advisor, not a warrior. He was only with the soldiers to supervise and report on their actions and progress. Plus, I'm pretty sure there wasn't much he could've done during the battle anyways 😅.
And he wasn't hiding amongst the huns, he was hiding amongst the imperial squad
6:11 “ teehee my oppa noticed me” 💀
6:16
that’s caught me off guard 😂
Those noodles got violated
😭
@@Little_Abombintaion man I wish the noodles/j
@@GG-GG-GG-GG0 🤨📸
The dumplings got lucky he chose the noodles
9:41 Asian parents in a nutshell hahaha
2:50 I WANT A SON! Now you give me B+
In the original vid 1:11 i remember him saying ancestor hear my plea if i get married i get hiv i cant even cook or make the dumpling i bring dishonor to us all😢
me too! 😔😔
What happened to the original video?
@@courtneyadams7081he deleted it or archived it
Access stores near my plea
What original video
As someone who absolutely love Mulan I love this, it actually explains stuff others really miss
' Your mothah know you a *Failure* '
'' *TITTY* ''
If i dont see the "I can't belive i was in love with a chick" meme i will unsubscribe.
7:28: I've seen enough. Im satisfied.
2:04 Best song I’ve ever heard in my live even if it was only a few seconds…
YOU GET DA B+?!?! HAIYAAAA
B-*
She looks traumatized looking at them 5:58 😳
Valid
“Look at this is one, it’s a failure like you”. I am drooling 😂😂😂😂😂
8:27 "he's like i call dibs on the big one"
Perfect line
Give the A+
Your report card will be the same
"LMAO, LIKE UR NOT GON GET BETTER IF I JUST DRAW YOU A+ BUDDY"
6:42 lmao that ow
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
W comic bro has the best voice overs 😂😂
This is the earliest I’ve ever been to one of your masterpieces