If John Wick Was Charged For His Crimes

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  • @MrZoneos
    @MrZoneos Рік тому +3008

    This is only after his retirement too! He had already built a worldwide reputation for himself, which surely came with way more crimes!

    • @Makhaw_Morfia
      @Makhaw_Morfia Рік тому +77

      Summing it up all together will Result a very Terrifying casualties to his victims lmao

    • @rafaelalodio5116
      @rafaelalodio5116 Рік тому +71

      Given his reputation and the fact that he probably held this job for at least 30 years I guess it is safe to assume that John Wick killed thousands of people though his career.

    • @XXRandoMizedXX
      @XXRandoMizedXX Рік тому +48

      The movies are set across a week or 2, 3 as well so across his whole career would result in a crazy high number

    • @twrampage
      @twrampage Рік тому +9

      That's all hearsay. :P

    • @Makhaw_Morfia
      @Makhaw_Morfia Рік тому +1

      @@rafaelalodio5116 Exactly 💯

  • @SheldonAdama17
    @SheldonAdama17 Рік тому +1798

    John Wick: “Why don’t you take the night off, Your Honor?”
    Judge: “Thank you, sir.” (leaves courtroom)

    • @aimanadnan3439
      @aimanadnan3439 Рік тому +18

    • @gachabloxgirl3958
      @gachabloxgirl3958 Рік тому +24

      *Proceeds to shoot those who dare to prosecute him, sparing those who work with him unless they get in the crossfire*

    • @Angryguy123
      @Angryguy123 Рік тому +37

      @@gachabloxgirl3958Don’t ever comment ts again bro

    • @ryanpayne7707
      @ryanpayne7707 11 місяців тому +30

      John Wick:
      Judge: Case dismissed

    • @mr.strange1221
      @mr.strange1221 11 місяців тому +13

      Better call saul Mr. John wick

  • @rafcion6726
    @rafcion6726 Рік тому +666

    i like how from 19 years it went to almost 600 years just in one mission

  • @hitman5782
    @hitman5782 Рік тому +2850

    Judge:" Mr Wick, before i sentence you for what you did, do you have any last words?"
    Wick:" They killed my dog."
    Judge:"Understandable, have a good day Mr Wick, you are free to go."

    • @takovejchhodin4780
      @takovejchhodin4780 Рік тому +64

      Judge: "and what about the near hydrant parking?"

    • @PhrontDoor
      @PhrontDoor Рік тому +55

      @@takovejchhodin4780It was because my dog loved that hydrant.

    • @Mangaka_Library
      @Mangaka_Library Рік тому +23

      Lol.. this could've exactly happen..
      That or Jimmy would make up a Lie saying that "John was defending himself and that he's in Mourning.."
      Judge: he killed 5 people in a Bar!
      Jimmy: With a Number two pencil and in self-Defense your honor..

    • @bullspun3594
      @bullspun3594 Рік тому +6

      I thought you were gonna say "I'm gonna need a gun"

    • @Just_a_Piano_
      @Just_a_Piano_ Рік тому +10

      With todays justice system in america someone could probably do all this irl and still get out in about 5 days

  • @vendetta8022
    @vendetta8022 11 місяців тому +517

    Cops: John Wick, do you confess?
    John Wick: Yes and I need a pencil to write everything down.

  • @danielschaeffer1294
    @danielschaeffer1294 10 місяців тому +97

    Judge: “You workin’ again?”
    John Wick: “No, Your Honor, I’m just cleanin’ some stuff up.”
    Judge: “Oh.”

  • @EdmundLoh
    @EdmundLoh Рік тому +150

    11:26 Akira: you armed?
    John Wick: possessing a handgun, 2+ years in prison

  • @flamethegame1
    @flamethegame1 Рік тому +463

    For anyone wondering, the total count of murders John committed was 282 (atleast the ones counted in this video). Which is quite a lot for just one man.

    • @vincentle6831
      @vincentle6831 Рік тому +53

      The ones we know of 😳

    • @Senzu_Beannn
      @Senzu_Beannn Рік тому +27

      And the majority of them were fighting/shooting back so it was definitely no easy feat 🥶

    • @yungkidnf
      @yungkidnf Рік тому +28

      One "retired" man.

    • @AdwaitPatil
      @AdwaitPatil Рік тому +9

      I think it's more when you consider the 4th one , in that alone he killed probably a 100

    • @jeremybly
      @jeremybly Рік тому +10

      That's only since retirement, lol

  • @amirekhiss9373
    @amirekhiss9373 9 місяців тому +326

    John wick is the only guy that makes a GTA character look like a Law-abiding citizen.

    • @PriyoXBOX
      @PriyoXBOX 7 місяців тому +6

      God damn dude

    • @6900xx
      @6900xx 5 місяців тому +3

      This tbh

    • @TheHistogeo
      @TheHistogeo 4 місяці тому +2

      Fr

    • @amaneyugihanako-kunofthesi8849
      @amaneyugihanako-kunofthesi8849 4 місяці тому +3

      Maybe except CJ, that guy raked up a total sentence that is much longer than the whole of Civilization three times over

  • @dougzzzie738
    @dougzzzie738 Рік тому +677

    14 minutes of pure unadulterated badassery to start the day

    • @jayxff17
      @jayxff17 Рік тому +2

      genuinely the worst movies

    • @methenthusiast9542
      @methenthusiast9542 Рік тому +35

      @@jayxff17 Thank you for your opinion, for me i loved all parts of the movie

    • @TommiHonkonen
      @TommiHonkonen Рік тому

      sorry to ruin your day but gun play dont work shit like that

    • @syrogcope
      @syrogcope Рік тому

      go watch something like jaws: the revenge then go tell me that again@@jayxff17

    • @turbulentmind2044
      @turbulentmind2044 Рік тому +10

      @@jayxff17 nice bait

  • @adamsjay212
    @adamsjay212 Рік тому +136

    The judge: “Mr. Wick i sentence you to 83 life imprisonments + 4087+years in prison…”
    John wick: “yeah….not really.”
    The judge: “oh…”

  • @deansartorel7260
    @deansartorel7260 Рік тому +80

    I do love how the entire 3rd act’s of John wick 3 and 4 are self defence

    • @alexman378
      @alexman378 Рік тому +14

      Funny too because those have the highest kill counts of each movie 😂

  • @parsarustami774
    @parsarustami774 Рік тому +800

    This is the highest one so far. 83 life imprisonment and 4087 years in prison Lmaooo. Imagine if this guy was in military, literally no one had balls to threat a country who's agent is John Wick.

    • @justjoshuaaa
      @justjoshuaaa Рік тому

      Tbf, I can’t think of a lot of people who could be higher. Maybe Jack Bauer from 24 or the Winchester’s from Supernatural. Jack does a lot of killing including false imprisonment of the President. The Winchester’s do A LOT of forgery, fraud, impersonating law enforcement, and grave exhumation

    • @ubt3606
      @ubt3606 Рік тому +35

      he was in the marines

    • @reuploadplug
      @reuploadplug Рік тому +31

      Arthur Morgan had a higher punishment. Multiple death sentences

    • @tylerwillem8683
      @tylerwillem8683 Рік тому +22

      @@ubt3606nah he wasn’t, people thought that at first but he was raised as a hitman

    • @cookiegamer7711
      @cookiegamer7711 Рік тому +9

      1 whole country's army vs John wick he'd lose cus he just get third partied all around

  • @Rodsarchiv
    @Rodsarchiv 10 місяців тому +72

    John Wick logic:
    „They killed my dog.“ = „But free bird was playing, my Honor“

  • @willpatterson5946
    @willpatterson5946 Рік тому +180

    You’re forgetting about 80 counts of violating the NFA (10 years each), violating sanctions, state prohibitions on NFA items, discharging firearms in public, reckless endangerment, and about a dozen other violations of federal firearm law but he’d probably get released in NYC without having to post bond within a couple hours

    • @jrdwiz
      @jrdwiz 11 місяців тому +9

      I'm sure he had a stamp for all of those. 😀 Granted, I'm doubting they are legal in NYC.

    • @nomercyinc6783
      @nomercyinc6783 11 місяців тому +7

      every gun law is unconstitutional so GFY

    • @willpatterson5946
      @willpatterson5946 11 місяців тому +6

      @@nomercyinc6783 dawg I never said I agree with the law. The NFA and every subsequent firearms law are all unconstitutional. I edc a suppressed pistol, why you so hostile

    • @ethoman04
      @ethoman04 10 місяців тому

      @@willpatterson5946 Carrying a sidearm with a suppressor is stupid and inconvenient so I really doubt you actually do that lol

    • @willpatterson5946
      @willpatterson5946 10 місяців тому +4

      @@ethoman04 I do indeed my guy. Been doing it for years. In short shorts. I’ve had too many concussions to shoot unsuppressed

  • @christopherhamilton5557
    @christopherhamilton5557 Рік тому +48

    Every time I watch a video about this series I’m reminded of just how brutal these movies are. BRUTAL!

  • @PheonixSunstar001
    @PheonixSunstar001 Рік тому +38

    Given the fact that literally everybody on the planet is apparently part of the assassin's world (from random cab drivers to homeless people, to everyone in that plaza at the end of JW 1) it wouldn't be unreasonable to assume he could just give the judge a gold coin per charge and be released the same day.

  • @jeffwalker7185
    @jeffwalker7185 11 місяців тому +36

    In all of the John Wick movies, I only recall seeing the police on two occasions. The same officer, Jimmy, who attended John's house after a report of a disturbance and an explosion.

    • @stargazer2312
      @stargazer2312 11 місяців тому +15

      Maybe they just let John do his thing because they thought eventually he'd wipe out all the criminal activity in the city lmao

    • @roudyman777
      @roudyman777 10 місяців тому

      Yes because the John Wick universe is a fictional dystopia in which the Mafia runs things instead of law enforcement

    • @vindictivegrind9370
      @vindictivegrind9370 10 місяців тому +15

      @@stargazer2312 +5,000 IQ move on conserving those tax dollars by letting the crime-on-crime violence sort itself out.

    • @bymwithlucifer
      @bymwithlucifer 4 місяці тому

      In universe the high table and the police force know about each other, but the police are advised not to interfere with high table work or else innocents and officers can easily be killed.

  • @felixkarl2522
    @felixkarl2522 Рік тому +188

    Cool video. A little nitpick for the German penalty: In German Penalty Law, there is no adding of life sentences. He would receive just a life sentence and most likely, the court would declare the "special severity of the guilt", resulting in no possebility for timely release and also, because he is so dangerous, a following ruling of "security detention" which is actually like a life sentence forever (but it is checked regulary).

    • @Kagutsuchi432
      @Kagutsuchi432 10 місяців тому +1

      Isn't a life sentence just staying in prison until you die or

    • @puzzle1411
      @puzzle1411 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Kagutsuchi432 it is, but the reason people get multiple life sentences is purely symbolic

    • @Kagutsuchi432
      @Kagutsuchi432 10 місяців тому

      @@puzzle1411 ah

    • @flitsertheo
      @flitsertheo 10 місяців тому

      @@Kagutsuchi432 In Belgium not always. Usually it's 30 years but it can be longer or shorter.

    • @peepeepoopoostudios3887
      @peepeepoopoostudios3887 9 місяців тому

      I think a life sentence in us is 25 but I could definitely be wrong

  • @ethanschuster5403
    @ethanschuster5403 Рік тому +52

    okay this is one of the best videos i've ever seen. It is very detailed and organized and yet it is so entertaining to watch. Very well edited and very fun. Great video

  • @marcos3497
    @marcos3497 8 місяців тому +8

    Judge sees John Wick: "You working again, John?"

  • @eq2lornick
    @eq2lornick Рік тому +16

    Since it is literally impossible to serve more than one life sentence the real way to look at this is John Wick gets sentenced to 1 life imprisonment and gets away with 82 life sentences + 4087 worth of crimes.

  • @riiddisbuk2496
    @riiddisbuk2496 Рік тому +120

    Yeaaaah... You're not the one to charge John Wick for his crimes.
    He's Judge, Jury, and Executioner.

    • @squidfister695
      @squidfister695 Рік тому +5

      No that's judge Joseph dredd

    • @riiddisbuk2496
      @riiddisbuk2496 Рік тому

      It's *also* him.@@squidfister695

    • @Ghosts1129
      @Ghosts1129 11 місяців тому +3

      @@squidfister695 Even dredd would shake his hand and say "You have been found innocent of any crime. I bear you no grudge. I will conduct this assessment impartially."

    • @vindictivegrind9370
      @vindictivegrind9370 10 місяців тому

      @@Ghosts1129 Judge Dredd: *_"Yay! I finally have someone that I can relate to!"_*

  • @Fisheee123
    @Fisheee123 Рік тому +66

    6:14 I would say this is actually self defense. You can see Cassian reach for his gun just before John does, so you could say this is self-defense.

    • @Ailna6666
      @Ailna6666 Рік тому +6

      Plus he shot first

    • @ssmith3070
      @ssmith3070 Рік тому +26

      It could be argued Cassian was acting in his capacity as Gianna D'Antonio's chief bodyguard at the time and thus entitled to apprehend of neutralize John Wick, who was trespassing and fleeing the scene of his crime.

    • @fanofeverything30465
      @fanofeverything30465 6 місяців тому

      ​That's probably why he was charged

    • @lad4830
      @lad4830 5 місяців тому

      @@ssmith3070 You think they have legal contract in acceptable form in courtroom between them? High Table lives above government rules. Their bodyguards certainly didn't sign any paper that would make it "in line of work" but I do get what you mean.

  • @Automatiq
    @Automatiq 11 місяців тому +14

    in Finland for these crimes, he would have got like 12 years, reduced to 10 years in the court of appeals because of the "amount of crimes", out of which he would have only had to serve half of it, if he was sentenced as a first time offender, and out of that he would propably have put to probationary liberty under supervision after 3 years.

    • @Andres_2004
      @Andres_2004 2 місяці тому

      to be fair, they killed hi dog, stole his mustang and he only killed criminals, and most of them were trying to kill him

  • @TheGlobeQC
    @TheGlobeQC Рік тому +112

    The only thing to remember in this video is not to kill John Wick's dog.

    • @M4A1_DELTA6
      @M4A1_DELTA6 Рік тому +4

      One of the main ones and don’t rush him on time he might hurt you with a book

    • @vindictivegrind9370
      @vindictivegrind9370 10 місяців тому +2

      Also, don't touch Baba Yaga's Crowd Pleaser (Mustang) because he'll turn you into road paint with it.

    • @RynaxAlien
      @RynaxAlien 8 місяців тому

      Go vegan

  • @JJhand
    @JJhand 10 місяців тому +11

    422 first degree of murder charges is crazy

  • @ValerieLyseight
    @ValerieLyseight Рік тому +42

    If that staircase wasn't counted as self defense it was at least another 100+ murder charges lmao

  • @Admiralis
    @Admiralis 10 місяців тому +10

    He'll literally just break out of prison without skipping a beat.

    • @vindictivegrind9370
      @vindictivegrind9370 10 місяців тому +3

      Nah, Jimmy the Cop's New Yorker cousin Jerry the Judge would instantly acquit Wick.

  • @PM.Walker
    @PM.Walker Рік тому +8

    I was expecting the sentence counter to be on point with the beat. Just every shot fired is murder 😂

  • @Geneticspore
    @Geneticspore 10 місяців тому +7

    All that time in prison. But lemme tell ya what, that is a hell of a series to watch. I enjoyed every second of it.

  • @emilhinchliff
    @emilhinchliff Рік тому +10

    A lot of these are murder in the second degree - for example in the club he did intend to kill them when he shot at them, but he didn't have a premeditated plan to kill any of them specifically. They were more victims of opportunity, unlike the son, who he formulated a plan to kill specifically.

  • @justanawkwarddude9035
    @justanawkwarddude9035 Рік тому +13

    Lol, imagine they send out a police unit to apprehend him only for them to ask him “you working again john?” And that’s the end of it

  • @thefenresgamer666
    @thefenresgamer666 Рік тому +9

    1306+ years in prison just from the first movie, wtf john.

  • @timdatanuki2375
    @timdatanuki2375 Рік тому +35

    I think the charge at 2:18 can be excused due to the fact that Perkins attacked John first.

    • @Ghosts1129
      @Ghosts1129 11 місяців тому +2

      I do not believe so... Alas, if a robber comes into your home and has "surrendered" or cannot be deemed a threat (trying to escape), you are not allowed to continue to engage with violence. Secondly, you are not allowed to threaten the person to give you information in regards to anything that is not in service of protecting yourself or those around you (I.E You feel your family may be threatened so you ask where the last guy is persay) though to be fair, they would most likely expect you to contact the cops either way instead of insisting in violence to someone who is surrendered.
      Not only is it against the law, but it's against the Geneva convention to use violence against someone who has surrendered/incapacitated (not deemed a threat)

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Ghosts1129Yeah fuck that.

    • @lad4830
      @lad4830 5 місяців тому

      @@Ghosts1129 "if a robber comes into your home and has "surrendered" or cannot be deemed a threat (trying to escape), you are not allowed to continue to engage with violence" What kind of a shithole you live in? Once you step on the interior of my house without invitation there is no escaping the consequences.

    • @Ghosts1129
      @Ghosts1129 5 місяців тому

      ​@@lad4830 It's not a shithole? It's the basis that human life is more important? Why would you attack someone who has surrendered, or someone who is no longer a threat and is trying to escape? If you are protecting yourself... It's self protection, if you are attacking someone who is no longer fighting it's... Murder.
      Makes absolute sense to me, mostly when the rule of thumb for self defense is not to fight. You either get away if you can, if not you attack then get away if you can, if not then you fight until the person can no longer be a threat then get away.
      Sure, if I had a weapon that person will not have a chance to decide to escape cuz he'd have the entire mag dumped into him, but we do not... We have whatever is deemed appropriate in the situation, and bashing someone to death because they came into your home is a morbid, physcopathical thing to do.
      Don't you get mad at a cop when they continue to fight with someone who says they have surrendered whilst they are also fighting to prevent themselves from being cuffed? It's the exact same thing, however the cop needs to continue to fight to ensure the threat is in cuffs. You just need to pick up the phone and ensure the perpetrator stays on the ground.

    • @crazeguy26
      @crazeguy26 4 місяці тому

      @@Ghosts1129 dead guy can't talk

  • @Geekezf
    @Geekezf 9 місяців тому +7

    Putting John Wick in Jail is a death sentence to all his inmates.

    • @vindictivegrind9370
      @vindictivegrind9370 6 місяців тому +3

      Inmates who committed crimes against children: **commits suicide**

  • @WilliamKremin-pm5re
    @WilliamKremin-pm5re 8 місяців тому +6

    Judge: hey John, you working again? (Pours him a drink 🥃).
    John: Neh, just sorting some stuff out.
    Judge: Oh okay, well I’ll let ya be then. Have a good day; you’re free to go.

  • @prostenicolas8595
    @prostenicolas8595 Рік тому +22

    Excellent video man! Keep it up, youre doing pretty well. And will you do sometime in the future case about CJ or Tommy Vercetti? It would be interesting to see!

  • @McClintock85
    @McClintock85 Рік тому +3

    The charges popping up in freeze frames has me crying. World-class criminal.

  • @RobertoFornaro
    @RobertoFornaro 3 місяці тому +1

    I love that, while duels are illegal, the circumstances of a fair duel constitute fair ground for a lighter sentence

  • @carlitosortiz6621
    @carlitosortiz6621 10 місяців тому +13

    Judge is really gonna pull the “never in my 30 years of court experience.” Card

  • @scotts918
    @scotts918 Рік тому +7

    Ends up in Court, but finds that Winston is the judge.
    All charges dismissed :D

    • @vindictivegrind9370
      @vindictivegrind9370 10 місяців тому +1

      Judge Winston: *_"Jonathan, walk away."_*
      Wick: *_"Ok."_*

  • @Ninvus2
    @Ninvus2 Рік тому +20

    Would he get additional charges for firing into a crowd in the 3 or 4 times he has a shootout in the middle of a crowded nightclub? And the last kill at 6:47 wasn't John's. The guy was shot in the back of the head by Ares.
    I think the whole long shootout in Morocco might also count as self defense. The guy shot Halle's dog first so it could be argued that she and John had a reasonable fear for their lives from that point until they escaped the compound.

    • @Amin-eebb
      @Amin-eebb 11 місяців тому +2

      The shootout in Morocco can not be counted as self defense because the force used is not allowed (owning a gun is illegal)

  • @JeersNX
    @JeersNX 8 місяців тому +6

    John wicks lawyer: "Theres nothing we can do"
    John wick: "You killed my dog"
    Judge: **shoots himself*

  • @rickfalcon5572
    @rickfalcon5572 Рік тому +35

    If Aiden Pierce (of Watchdogs) was charged for his crimes.

    • @AdamBran
      @AdamBran Рік тому +2

      I second to this!

    • @KingjakeStudios
      @KingjakeStudios Рік тому +2

      That’s what I’m thinking

    • @venator5421
      @venator5421 Рік тому

      Yeah

    • @HorrorMovieFan-2007
      @HorrorMovieFan-2007 Рік тому +2

      Yesssss Do That

    • @--we
      @--we 11 місяців тому

      It's should only be hard minimum, assuming you stealth every available level and only kill people required to progress the the story.

  • @sqwidlord8344
    @sqwidlord8344 9 місяців тому +2

    In total he would be serving around 184 life sentences assuming the average human lifespan is 80 years

  • @fillerchannel7136
    @fillerchannel7136 Рік тому +7

    Excellent work as always!

  • @AnnThrax-u9x
    @AnnThrax-u9x 4 місяці тому +1

    >John Wick goes to the arms dealer in Rome
    "Mmm yes, I'll have to run a background check."

  • @MichaelSteel-o7t
    @MichaelSteel-o7t 8 місяців тому +3

    Judge: "Next!"
    Bailiff: "John Wic- "
    Judge: "Aquitted! Next!"

  • @MusicLover-my6fo
    @MusicLover-my6fo 7 місяців тому +2

    The funniest thing is that Jimmy the police officer has to know John Wick is an assassin as he asks him in chapters 1&2, "You working again?" and he refuses to take him into custody. So, if actual law enforcement refuses to apprehend John Wick despite his offensives, then of course John is going to do as he pleases. I wonder if the High Table-Continental provides some form of legal protection to all its clientele wherever they go on business.

  • @CaptainIchimaruGin
    @CaptainIchimaruGin 11 місяців тому +4

    I would decrease the the murder count by excluding the 55 that were killed in the catacomb as they were there to kill John so it would kind of count as self defense.

  • @Eizh
    @Eizh Рік тому +62

    I understand from the tattoo on his back, he has a past as a Soldier so that gives him permission to carry and possess weapons, so several of those crimes wouldn't count.
    Especially if we go by the logic that at first they broke into his house and he responded in self-defense.
    He annihilated everyone who broke into his house.
    At the Continental it was all self-defense, and basically all the Assassins who went after John Wick had him killing them in self-defense because no one with a brain would have lied between him and the person who killed his dog.
    The crimes in the second movie must have greater value because after going for his car and again, acting in self-defense while retrieving it, he's sent for an Oath afterwards and doesn't act in self-defense, until the end.
    From there, the Third and Fourth movies are totally self-defense even if he had been sent to kill Winston, but the price on his head still stands and it's all self-defense.
    Many things should be omitted, and not taking into account that from the dialogue with Jimmy, it seems that the Assassins members of the Continental act above the law and the High Table pulls several strings between the governments, which is why we never see more Police apart from him and making us to understand that they literally have a permit to carry all those weapons and above all, to kill.

    • @SeaguIISoup
      @SeaguIISoup Рік тому +13

      he never was a “real” soldier, the tattoo was from when he worked for the ruska roma crime family
      also when you get discharged, your status changes back to civilian so you have to follow the same laws as everyone else too

    • @greathoonta3461
      @greathoonta3461 Рік тому +9

      He’s a soldier of an illegal organization who takes orphaned kids and turns them into killers.
      Even if he was a soldier, because every single one of his weapons is illegally imported from wherever they were made his pass to have prohibited weapons wouldn’t count. Plus, the amount of violence he commits would make that right void.

    • @INFINITY-f1m
      @INFINITY-f1m Рік тому +2

      he was assassin not a soldier

    • @nicholastormey5946
      @nicholastormey5946 Рік тому +1

      that makes sense

    • @tannerbanner1660
      @tannerbanner1660 Рік тому

      @@INFINITY-f1mhe was a soldier (USMC) before becoming an assassin

  • @haberjon00o
    @haberjon00o 8 місяців тому +4

    he MIGHT be able to pay off a bail with all the gold coins he has and the money from assassination contracts

    • @麻吉-h5b
      @麻吉-h5b 8 місяців тому +3

      That's why felony shouldn't be bail

  • @ShawnaDykes
    @ShawnaDykes 2 місяці тому +1

    Also, self-defense rules are pretty strict in some states so that should just be maybe five or four months added to his sentence

  • @twrampage
    @twrampage Рік тому +28

    If he could magically live long enough to serve his sentences, odds are that most of the countries he's in would cease to exist before his time was up.

    • @arjusarauis9901
      @arjusarauis9901 Рік тому +3

      Considering the decay after death, though. He probably would be naught but dust blown away also so there’s that.

    • @twrampage
      @twrampage Рік тому +8

      @@arjusarauis9901 he'd be immortal and unageing, just like Keanu is.

    • @arjusarauis9901
      @arjusarauis9901 Рік тому +2

      Oh of course, lol. The meme. Wonder what kind of witchcraft our Warlock is dabbing in anyway? @@twrampage

    • @vindictivegrind9370
      @vindictivegrind9370 10 місяців тому +4

      @@twrampage _"Remember kids, in the World of John Wick, Wick sentences courts to life!"_

  • @MarshallArts
    @MarshallArts 8 місяців тому +2

    Cops go to arrest John Wick for all his crimes.
    Cop: Evening John…
    Wick: Evening Jimmy. Noise complaint?
    Cop: Actually we have a… A warrant for your… Yes, noise complaint.
    Wick: Ah. I’m just sorting some stuff out.
    Cop: Right…..I’ll leave you be then….Goodnight John.
    Wick: Goodnight Jimmy.

  • @TuckerDale89
    @TuckerDale89 Рік тому +6

    One could argue that the possession of the firearms and suppressor were obtained legally by him if he was never charged with a crime that made him ineligible.

    • @rafaelalodio5116
      @rafaelalodio5116 Рік тому

      But he probably obtained it though the black market of the high table society, like he did in Rome, so I bet it is still illegal. I mean, why would a guy which murder is his profession would ever buy a legal gun?

    • @vindictivegrind9370
      @vindictivegrind9370 6 місяців тому

      @@rafaelalodio5116 Why would the -ATF- AFT fuck with the world's greatest assassin in a world full of assassins?

  • @gregthepeglegpregdreg
    @gregthepeglegpregdreg 10 місяців тому +4

    the two years in prison sentence from Japan is just too funny with everything else being as much as it is

  • @jos-is-a-bot
    @jos-is-a-bot Рік тому +14

    I forgot what the main villain in the last movie was called, but wouldn't it be self defense for John shooting him? because that guy was about to do the same.

  • @bird_with_knives
    @bird_with_knives 11 місяців тому +2

    thanks, due to the beginning of the video I've realized that first John Wick came out in 2014, so it,s been pretty much 10 years since and I'm really feeling old as fuck now

  • @metaljunkie8393
    @metaljunkie8393 Рік тому +13

    As a police officer, I would turn a blind eye since John is kind of doing my job and know what he’ll do to me if I disturbed his missions

    • @vindictivegrind9370
      @vindictivegrind9370 10 місяців тому

      The ICC, InterPol and the Geneva Convention: *_"Yeah, I'm gonna sit this one out."_*

  • @Caleb-yh6eg
    @Caleb-yh6eg 10 місяців тому +2

    The boom sound effect after every crime💀

  • @riiddisbuk2496
    @riiddisbuk2496 Рік тому +7

    6:18 If you look closely, Cassian drew first. Self-Defense.

    • @Themultiroleman
      @Themultiroleman Рік тому +1

      But John was an assassin entering Gianna's property so...

    • @riiddisbuk2496
      @riiddisbuk2496 Рік тому +1

      Debatable. Rarely is anything so simple in real life, let alone John Wick's world.
      But when it came to Santino's men, he was marked where in the continental, he wasn't.
      Also keep in mind that Santino had *connections* to Gianna's murder.
      He tried getting John killed to cover up loose ends. @@Themultiroleman

  • @qaranhashmi905
    @qaranhashmi905 4 місяці тому

    I was a little biased on this channel, but im glad he claimed the intro as self defense, now im hooked

  • @Mkoss1234
    @Mkoss1234 10 місяців тому +4

    Bro gonna need Saul Goodman

  • @MrWingo
    @MrWingo 10 місяців тому +2

    Judge: Mr. Wick you are hereby sentenced to death!!!
    Wick: Yeah...

  • @szybkiwojtas7895
    @szybkiwojtas7895 Рік тому +5

    I thought it would be an ongoing count of first degree murders.

  • @Lol-ql3gd
    @Lol-ql3gd 10 місяців тому +1

    Ones u missed:
    burning of legal currency: 2 years
    2 missed illegal firearm posetion: 4-32 years
    4 reckless driving: 12 years

  • @Duke_of_Lorraine
    @Duke_of_Lorraine Рік тому +4

    If the trial includes a jury, I think doing all that to avenge his dog will result in a non-guilty verdict.

  • @AngelOfDC
    @AngelOfDC 11 місяців тому +2

    He'd never see a cell because the judge wouldn't have the balls to sentence Wick

  • @andrewdevore4799
    @andrewdevore4799 Рік тому +4

    If Rush Hour villains were charged for their crimes

  • @dutch_asocialite
    @dutch_asocialite Місяць тому

    Assuming a life expectancy of 75 years for each life sentence, that bumps up John's sentence up to over 10,000 years in prison.

  • @mr.stratholm4999
    @mr.stratholm4999 Рік тому +4

    I think with all those final charges on an international scale they'd just give him the death penalty.

    • @lxvideostuff7200
      @lxvideostuff7200 8 місяців тому

      he was actually given a death penalty and the movies are about the aftermath :)

  • @MissSantaSwift
    @MissSantaSwift 11 місяців тому +2

    In the John Wick universe, the Criminal Underworld is actually totally legal as long as they don't entervene with normal citizens, hence why there is no business allowed on continental grounds

  • @eckdifu
    @eckdifu Рік тому +7

    John wick escaping from prison would actually make for a very entertaining movie

    • @worldrecordmethod7119
      @worldrecordmethod7119 Рік тому +1

      imagine they took that route after chapter 2 instead of the cartoonish rainbow-gasm cheese fest that 3 and 4 turned out as, fucken wish bro

    • @rafaelalodio5116
      @rafaelalodio5116 Рік тому

      I agree, they completely ignored the existence of law in this movies

    • @vindictivegrind9370
      @vindictivegrind9370 10 місяців тому

      What about John Wick in court?

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 9 місяців тому +3

      ​@@rafaelalodio5116No, they address it literally in the beginning of the first film. John is an international hitman for enormous global crime syndicates that even street cops know not to fuck with.
      There's also no-go zones everywhere in London, Brooklyn, and most other non-white majority states and cities in Europe and tbe USA. Places where the police literally just decides that there's too much rampant violent crime to still do anything about. So John being let off the hook isn't unrealistic at all. It's literally how the law enforcement works their jobs. They step on the little guy when it's free of risk. They don't actually do anything useful.

    • @lad4830
      @lad4830 5 місяців тому

      He wouldn't kill legitimate cops. He kills underworld figures and their bodyguards and regular assassins

  • @jm.meister
    @jm.meister Рік тому +2

    "83 life imprisonments + 4087 years in prison", as if the 4087 years in prison isn't life imprisonment enough😂

  • @luisof8791
    @luisof8791 Рік тому +5

    If anton chigurh was charged for his crimes.

  • @Datboidezz434
    @Datboidezz434 Рік тому +1

    John: *in my defense I lost my best friend*
    Me as a judge: *Say less fam, you’re free to go*

  • @No_namess
    @No_namess Рік тому +4

    6:11 I’d say that’s more of an assisted suicide then a murder since he was just stoping her pain to end her life faster

    • @vindictivegrind9370
      @vindictivegrind9370 10 місяців тому +2

      What about as a form of euthanasia?

    • @No_namess
      @No_namess 10 місяців тому +3

      @@vindictivegrind9370 it could also be that because she was in a lot of pain from all the cuts. I still believe it is assisted suicide but it really matters what John wicks morals were in that moment. If John wick in that moment did it to just kill her it could be seen as murder or assisted suicide. If it was because he was wanting to end her pain then it would be euthanasia. I believe if it was in a legal system (I’m not a lawyer) it would be seen more as murder or assisted suicide even if he was doing it as an euthanasia.

  • @rinesh1384
    @rinesh1384 Рік тому +2

    john you better call saul goodman ngl

  • @Success.aspects14
    @Success.aspects14 Рік тому +3

    Jhon wick has huge kill count

  • @Tacticalspoon141
    @Tacticalspoon141 4 місяці тому

    Lawyer: your honour, they killed his dog
    Judge: ah yes, court dismissed

  • @BautiMasterGamer
    @BautiMasterGamer Рік тому +4

    If Tommy Angelo was charged for his crimes

  • @petersmythe6462
    @petersmythe6462 11 місяців тому +2

    Having a face that's 21 inches tall is probably some kind of crime.

  • @null0286
    @null0286 Рік тому +10

    If Postal Dude was charged for his crimes?

  • @ryanaragon2907
    @ryanaragon2907 4 місяці тому

    you forgot the possession of explosive materials for the flashbangs in his suit bag as the fuses themselves is a federally controlled item with a mandatory 10yr stint for each fuse assembly

  • @goldennugget02
    @goldennugget02 Рік тому +3

    if dominic toretto was charged for his crimes

    • @mattmeyer99
      @mattmeyer99 Рік тому +2

      With the power of family he will never be charged

    • @goldennugget02
      @goldennugget02 7 місяців тому +1

      @@mattmeyer99 still waiting for brian o'conner instead cos he last appeared in fast 7, so it really make sense to list out all of his crimes made

  • @Deezmode141
    @Deezmode141 Рік тому +2

    I get it’s take forever, but would’ve loved to see property damage and basic assault charges

  • @alexman378
    @alexman378 Рік тому +5

    Honestly, John Wick in prison would’ve made for a fun movie.

    • @christophermccarthy6192
      @christophermccarthy6192 11 місяців тому +1

      What would he do against a booty bandit?

    • @alexman378
      @alexman378 11 місяців тому

      @@christophermccarthy6192 Blast that booty up.
      Uhhh, did that come out wrong? Not my intention. 😂

    • @vindictivegrind9370
      @vindictivegrind9370 10 місяців тому

      John Wick's presence on prison grounds would immediately result in every other inmate being placed in protective custody.

    • @drmorcoch9338
      @drmorcoch9338 9 місяців тому +1

      a maximum security prison escape would be interesting. eg, silence of the lambs

    • @vindictivegrind9370
      @vindictivegrind9370 6 місяців тому +1

      @@drmorcoch9338 *_"I heard John Wick dug his way out of prison -- with A FUCKING PENCIL!"_*

  • @sgodran6903
    @sgodran6903 9 місяців тому

    3:20 I picture Wick listening to his sentence, 869 years to this point, then claims "Your honor, these 2x murders were in self defense, you can't give me more years for those"

  • @Walter-h._white
    @Walter-h._white Рік тому +4

    6:42 - 7:25 that wouldn't be self defense? I mean, they are not the bodyguards, they were sent by santino to kill john...

  • @ray.shoesmith
    @ray.shoesmith 9 місяців тому +1

    The Plague wishes it was John Wick

  • @jokerwick69420
    @jokerwick69420 Рік тому +3

    YES I WAS WAITING FOR THIS ONE

  • @athulrajr9121
    @athulrajr9121 11 місяців тому +2

    Even after spending 4000+ yrs in prison he would look the same fs! 🙌

  • @JohnSmith-jn9hu
    @JohnSmith-jn9hu Рік тому +4

    Please do Dexter Morgan, John Luther, Assane Diop, Agent 47.

    • @maiqtheliar789
      @maiqtheliar789 Рік тому +1

      Canonically Agent 47 made most of his hits look like accidents so a good defense lawyer would be able to cut him a deal on most of them.. Is why he is considered a myth by most people in the games. He blends in and stages accidents so well that people question whether or not it was an accident or intentional at all.

  • @Jasngrnds
    @Jasngrnds 11 місяців тому +2

    5:04 - 5:06 This legit has me dying of laughter
    5:09 🤣🤣🤣
    12:22 The way he fell tho... lol

  • @vovanezhman5239
    @vovanezhman5239 Рік тому +4

    If CJ was charged for his crimes

  • @justabasichuman5057
    @justabasichuman5057 11 місяців тому +2

    no way someone stole from my man. bro you stole his whole brand man.

  • @guineanord
    @guineanord 10 місяців тому +4

    Idk man I think he'll beat his charges 😂

    • @vindictivegrind9370
      @vindictivegrind9370 6 місяців тому

      The world's governments wouldn't dare prosecute Baba Yaga because they'd face a one-man clean house

  • @honestmovietalk
    @honestmovietalk Рік тому

    This deserves WAY more views !!!!