Given his reputation and the fact that he probably held this job for at least 30 years I guess it is safe to assume that John Wick killed thousands of people though his career.
Judge:" Mr Wick, before i sentence you for what you did, do you have any last words?" Wick:" They killed my dog." Judge:"Understandable, have a good day Mr Wick, you are free to go."
Lol.. this could've exactly happen.. That or Jimmy would make up a Lie saying that "John was defending himself and that he's in Mourning.." Judge: he killed 5 people in a Bar! Jimmy: With a Number two pencil and in self-Defense your honor..
For anyone wondering, the total count of murders John committed was 282 (atleast the ones counted in this video). Which is quite a lot for just one man.
This is the highest one so far. 83 life imprisonment and 4087 years in prison Lmaooo. Imagine if this guy was in military, literally no one had balls to threat a country who's agent is John Wick.
Tbf, I can’t think of a lot of people who could be higher. Maybe Jack Bauer from 24 or the Winchester’s from Supernatural. Jack does a lot of killing including false imprisonment of the President. The Winchester’s do A LOT of forgery, fraud, impersonating law enforcement, and grave exhumation
You’re forgetting about 80 counts of violating the NFA (10 years each), violating sanctions, state prohibitions on NFA items, discharging firearms in public, reckless endangerment, and about a dozen other violations of federal firearm law but he’d probably get released in NYC without having to post bond within a couple hours
@@nomercyinc6783 dawg I never said I agree with the law. The NFA and every subsequent firearms law are all unconstitutional. I edc a suppressed pistol, why you so hostile
Given the fact that literally everybody on the planet is apparently part of the assassin's world (from random cab drivers to homeless people, to everyone in that plaza at the end of JW 1) it wouldn't be unreasonable to assume he could just give the judge a gold coin per charge and be released the same day.
In all of the John Wick movies, I only recall seeing the police on two occasions. The same officer, Jimmy, who attended John's house after a report of a disturbance and an explosion.
In universe the high table and the police force know about each other, but the police are advised not to interfere with high table work or else innocents and officers can easily be killed.
Cool video. A little nitpick for the German penalty: In German Penalty Law, there is no adding of life sentences. He would receive just a life sentence and most likely, the court would declare the "special severity of the guilt", resulting in no possebility for timely release and also, because he is so dangerous, a following ruling of "security detention" which is actually like a life sentence forever (but it is checked regulary).
okay this is one of the best videos i've ever seen. It is very detailed and organized and yet it is so entertaining to watch. Very well edited and very fun. Great video
Since it is literally impossible to serve more than one life sentence the real way to look at this is John Wick gets sentenced to 1 life imprisonment and gets away with 82 life sentences + 4087 worth of crimes.
@@squidfister695 Even dredd would shake his hand and say "You have been found innocent of any crime. I bear you no grudge. I will conduct this assessment impartially."
It could be argued Cassian was acting in his capacity as Gianna D'Antonio's chief bodyguard at the time and thus entitled to apprehend of neutralize John Wick, who was trespassing and fleeing the scene of his crime.
@@ssmith3070 You think they have legal contract in acceptable form in courtroom between them? High Table lives above government rules. Their bodyguards certainly didn't sign any paper that would make it "in line of work" but I do get what you mean.
in Finland for these crimes, he would have got like 12 years, reduced to 10 years in the court of appeals because of the "amount of crimes", out of which he would have only had to serve half of it, if he was sentenced as a first time offender, and out of that he would propably have put to probationary liberty under supervision after 3 years.
A lot of these are murder in the second degree - for example in the club he did intend to kill them when he shot at them, but he didn't have a premeditated plan to kill any of them specifically. They were more victims of opportunity, unlike the son, who he formulated a plan to kill specifically.
I do not believe so... Alas, if a robber comes into your home and has "surrendered" or cannot be deemed a threat (trying to escape), you are not allowed to continue to engage with violence. Secondly, you are not allowed to threaten the person to give you information in regards to anything that is not in service of protecting yourself or those around you (I.E You feel your family may be threatened so you ask where the last guy is persay) though to be fair, they would most likely expect you to contact the cops either way instead of insisting in violence to someone who is surrendered. Not only is it against the law, but it's against the Geneva convention to use violence against someone who has surrendered/incapacitated (not deemed a threat)
@@Ghosts1129 "if a robber comes into your home and has "surrendered" or cannot be deemed a threat (trying to escape), you are not allowed to continue to engage with violence" What kind of a shithole you live in? Once you step on the interior of my house without invitation there is no escaping the consequences.
@@lad4830 It's not a shithole? It's the basis that human life is more important? Why would you attack someone who has surrendered, or someone who is no longer a threat and is trying to escape? If you are protecting yourself... It's self protection, if you are attacking someone who is no longer fighting it's... Murder. Makes absolute sense to me, mostly when the rule of thumb for self defense is not to fight. You either get away if you can, if not you attack then get away if you can, if not then you fight until the person can no longer be a threat then get away. Sure, if I had a weapon that person will not have a chance to decide to escape cuz he'd have the entire mag dumped into him, but we do not... We have whatever is deemed appropriate in the situation, and bashing someone to death because they came into your home is a morbid, physcopathical thing to do. Don't you get mad at a cop when they continue to fight with someone who says they have surrendered whilst they are also fighting to prevent themselves from being cuffed? It's the exact same thing, however the cop needs to continue to fight to ensure the threat is in cuffs. You just need to pick up the phone and ensure the perpetrator stays on the ground.
Judge: hey John, you working again? (Pours him a drink 🥃). John: Neh, just sorting some stuff out. Judge: Oh okay, well I’ll let ya be then. Have a good day; you’re free to go.
Excellent video man! Keep it up, youre doing pretty well. And will you do sometime in the future case about CJ or Tommy Vercetti? It would be interesting to see!
Would he get additional charges for firing into a crowd in the 3 or 4 times he has a shootout in the middle of a crowded nightclub? And the last kill at 6:47 wasn't John's. The guy was shot in the back of the head by Ares. I think the whole long shootout in Morocco might also count as self defense. The guy shot Halle's dog first so it could be argued that she and John had a reasonable fear for their lives from that point until they escaped the compound.
The funniest thing is that Jimmy the police officer has to know John Wick is an assassin as he asks him in chapters 1&2, "You working again?" and he refuses to take him into custody. So, if actual law enforcement refuses to apprehend John Wick despite his offensives, then of course John is going to do as he pleases. I wonder if the High Table-Continental provides some form of legal protection to all its clientele wherever they go on business.
I would decrease the the murder count by excluding the 55 that were killed in the catacomb as they were there to kill John so it would kind of count as self defense.
I understand from the tattoo on his back, he has a past as a Soldier so that gives him permission to carry and possess weapons, so several of those crimes wouldn't count. Especially if we go by the logic that at first they broke into his house and he responded in self-defense. He annihilated everyone who broke into his house. At the Continental it was all self-defense, and basically all the Assassins who went after John Wick had him killing them in self-defense because no one with a brain would have lied between him and the person who killed his dog. The crimes in the second movie must have greater value because after going for his car and again, acting in self-defense while retrieving it, he's sent for an Oath afterwards and doesn't act in self-defense, until the end. From there, the Third and Fourth movies are totally self-defense even if he had been sent to kill Winston, but the price on his head still stands and it's all self-defense. Many things should be omitted, and not taking into account that from the dialogue with Jimmy, it seems that the Assassins members of the Continental act above the law and the High Table pulls several strings between the governments, which is why we never see more Police apart from him and making us to understand that they literally have a permit to carry all those weapons and above all, to kill.
he never was a “real” soldier, the tattoo was from when he worked for the ruska roma crime family also when you get discharged, your status changes back to civilian so you have to follow the same laws as everyone else too
He’s a soldier of an illegal organization who takes orphaned kids and turns them into killers. Even if he was a soldier, because every single one of his weapons is illegally imported from wherever they were made his pass to have prohibited weapons wouldn’t count. Plus, the amount of violence he commits would make that right void.
If he could magically live long enough to serve his sentences, odds are that most of the countries he's in would cease to exist before his time was up.
Cops go to arrest John Wick for all his crimes. Cop: Evening John… Wick: Evening Jimmy. Noise complaint? Cop: Actually we have a… A warrant for your… Yes, noise complaint. Wick: Ah. I’m just sorting some stuff out. Cop: Right…..I’ll leave you be then….Goodnight John. Wick: Goodnight Jimmy.
One could argue that the possession of the firearms and suppressor were obtained legally by him if he was never charged with a crime that made him ineligible.
But he probably obtained it though the black market of the high table society, like he did in Rome, so I bet it is still illegal. I mean, why would a guy which murder is his profession would ever buy a legal gun?
I forgot what the main villain in the last movie was called, but wouldn't it be self defense for John shooting him? because that guy was about to do the same.
thanks, due to the beginning of the video I've realized that first John Wick came out in 2014, so it,s been pretty much 10 years since and I'm really feeling old as fuck now
Debatable. Rarely is anything so simple in real life, let alone John Wick's world. But when it came to Santino's men, he was marked where in the continental, he wasn't. Also keep in mind that Santino had *connections* to Gianna's murder. He tried getting John killed to cover up loose ends. @@Themultiroleman
In the John Wick universe, the Criminal Underworld is actually totally legal as long as they don't entervene with normal citizens, hence why there is no business allowed on continental grounds
@@rafaelalodio5116No, they address it literally in the beginning of the first film. John is an international hitman for enormous global crime syndicates that even street cops know not to fuck with. There's also no-go zones everywhere in London, Brooklyn, and most other non-white majority states and cities in Europe and tbe USA. Places where the police literally just decides that there's too much rampant violent crime to still do anything about. So John being let off the hook isn't unrealistic at all. It's literally how the law enforcement works their jobs. They step on the little guy when it's free of risk. They don't actually do anything useful.
@@vindictivegrind9370 it could also be that because she was in a lot of pain from all the cuts. I still believe it is assisted suicide but it really matters what John wicks morals were in that moment. If John wick in that moment did it to just kill her it could be seen as murder or assisted suicide. If it was because he was wanting to end her pain then it would be euthanasia. I believe if it was in a legal system (I’m not a lawyer) it would be seen more as murder or assisted suicide even if he was doing it as an euthanasia.
you forgot the possession of explosive materials for the flashbangs in his suit bag as the fuses themselves is a federally controlled item with a mandatory 10yr stint for each fuse assembly
3:20 I picture Wick listening to his sentence, 869 years to this point, then claims "Your honor, these 2x murders were in self defense, you can't give me more years for those"
Canonically Agent 47 made most of his hits look like accidents so a good defense lawyer would be able to cut him a deal on most of them.. Is why he is considered a myth by most people in the games. He blends in and stages accidents so well that people question whether or not it was an accident or intentional at all.
This is only after his retirement too! He had already built a worldwide reputation for himself, which surely came with way more crimes!
Summing it up all together will Result a very Terrifying casualties to his victims lmao
Given his reputation and the fact that he probably held this job for at least 30 years I guess it is safe to assume that John Wick killed thousands of people though his career.
The movies are set across a week or 2, 3 as well so across his whole career would result in a crazy high number
That's all hearsay. :P
@@rafaelalodio5116 Exactly 💯
John Wick: “Why don’t you take the night off, Your Honor?”
Judge: “Thank you, sir.” (leaves courtroom)
*Proceeds to shoot those who dare to prosecute him, sparing those who work with him unless they get in the crossfire*
@@gachabloxgirl3958Don’t ever comment ts again bro
John Wick:
Judge: Case dismissed
Better call saul Mr. John wick
i like how from 19 years it went to almost 600 years just in one mission
😂😂😂😂😂
lmfao this
Judge:" Mr Wick, before i sentence you for what you did, do you have any last words?"
Wick:" They killed my dog."
Judge:"Understandable, have a good day Mr Wick, you are free to go."
Judge: "and what about the near hydrant parking?"
@@takovejchhodin4780It was because my dog loved that hydrant.
Lol.. this could've exactly happen..
That or Jimmy would make up a Lie saying that "John was defending himself and that he's in Mourning.."
Judge: he killed 5 people in a Bar!
Jimmy: With a Number two pencil and in self-Defense your honor..
I thought you were gonna say "I'm gonna need a gun"
With todays justice system in america someone could probably do all this irl and still get out in about 5 days
Cops: John Wick, do you confess?
John Wick: Yes and I need a pencil to write everything down.
The cops: *_"Oh. Sorry we asked."_*
Rip cops
RIP
Judge: “You workin’ again?”
John Wick: “No, Your Honor, I’m just cleanin’ some stuff up.”
Judge: “Oh.”
11:26 Akira: you armed?
John Wick: possessing a handgun, 2+ years in prison
For anyone wondering, the total count of murders John committed was 282 (atleast the ones counted in this video). Which is quite a lot for just one man.
The ones we know of 😳
And the majority of them were fighting/shooting back so it was definitely no easy feat 🥶
One "retired" man.
I think it's more when you consider the 4th one , in that alone he killed probably a 100
That's only since retirement, lol
John wick is the only guy that makes a GTA character look like a Law-abiding citizen.
God damn dude
This tbh
Fr
Maybe except CJ, that guy raked up a total sentence that is much longer than the whole of Civilization three times over
14 minutes of pure unadulterated badassery to start the day
genuinely the worst movies
@@jayxff17 Thank you for your opinion, for me i loved all parts of the movie
sorry to ruin your day but gun play dont work shit like that
go watch something like jaws: the revenge then go tell me that again@@jayxff17
@@jayxff17 nice bait
The judge: “Mr. Wick i sentence you to 83 life imprisonments + 4087+years in prison…”
John wick: “yeah….not really.”
The judge: “oh…”
I do love how the entire 3rd act’s of John wick 3 and 4 are self defence
Funny too because those have the highest kill counts of each movie 😂
This is the highest one so far. 83 life imprisonment and 4087 years in prison Lmaooo. Imagine if this guy was in military, literally no one had balls to threat a country who's agent is John Wick.
Tbf, I can’t think of a lot of people who could be higher. Maybe Jack Bauer from 24 or the Winchester’s from Supernatural. Jack does a lot of killing including false imprisonment of the President. The Winchester’s do A LOT of forgery, fraud, impersonating law enforcement, and grave exhumation
he was in the marines
Arthur Morgan had a higher punishment. Multiple death sentences
@@ubt3606nah he wasn’t, people thought that at first but he was raised as a hitman
1 whole country's army vs John wick he'd lose cus he just get third partied all around
John Wick logic:
„They killed my dog.“ = „But free bird was playing, my Honor“
You’re forgetting about 80 counts of violating the NFA (10 years each), violating sanctions, state prohibitions on NFA items, discharging firearms in public, reckless endangerment, and about a dozen other violations of federal firearm law but he’d probably get released in NYC without having to post bond within a couple hours
I'm sure he had a stamp for all of those. 😀 Granted, I'm doubting they are legal in NYC.
every gun law is unconstitutional so GFY
@@nomercyinc6783 dawg I never said I agree with the law. The NFA and every subsequent firearms law are all unconstitutional. I edc a suppressed pistol, why you so hostile
@@willpatterson5946 Carrying a sidearm with a suppressor is stupid and inconvenient so I really doubt you actually do that lol
@@ethoman04 I do indeed my guy. Been doing it for years. In short shorts. I’ve had too many concussions to shoot unsuppressed
Every time I watch a video about this series I’m reminded of just how brutal these movies are. BRUTAL!
facts 🫣
Given the fact that literally everybody on the planet is apparently part of the assassin's world (from random cab drivers to homeless people, to everyone in that plaza at the end of JW 1) it wouldn't be unreasonable to assume he could just give the judge a gold coin per charge and be released the same day.
In all of the John Wick movies, I only recall seeing the police on two occasions. The same officer, Jimmy, who attended John's house after a report of a disturbance and an explosion.
Maybe they just let John do his thing because they thought eventually he'd wipe out all the criminal activity in the city lmao
Yes because the John Wick universe is a fictional dystopia in which the Mafia runs things instead of law enforcement
@@stargazer2312 +5,000 IQ move on conserving those tax dollars by letting the crime-on-crime violence sort itself out.
In universe the high table and the police force know about each other, but the police are advised not to interfere with high table work or else innocents and officers can easily be killed.
Cool video. A little nitpick for the German penalty: In German Penalty Law, there is no adding of life sentences. He would receive just a life sentence and most likely, the court would declare the "special severity of the guilt", resulting in no possebility for timely release and also, because he is so dangerous, a following ruling of "security detention" which is actually like a life sentence forever (but it is checked regulary).
Isn't a life sentence just staying in prison until you die or
@@Kagutsuchi432 it is, but the reason people get multiple life sentences is purely symbolic
@@puzzle1411 ah
@@Kagutsuchi432 In Belgium not always. Usually it's 30 years but it can be longer or shorter.
I think a life sentence in us is 25 but I could definitely be wrong
okay this is one of the best videos i've ever seen. It is very detailed and organized and yet it is so entertaining to watch. Very well edited and very fun. Great video
Judge sees John Wick: "You working again, John?"
Since it is literally impossible to serve more than one life sentence the real way to look at this is John Wick gets sentenced to 1 life imprisonment and gets away with 82 life sentences + 4087 worth of crimes.
Yeaaaah... You're not the one to charge John Wick for his crimes.
He's Judge, Jury, and Executioner.
No that's judge Joseph dredd
It's *also* him.@@squidfister695
@@squidfister695 Even dredd would shake his hand and say "You have been found innocent of any crime. I bear you no grudge. I will conduct this assessment impartially."
@@Ghosts1129 Judge Dredd: *_"Yay! I finally have someone that I can relate to!"_*
6:14 I would say this is actually self defense. You can see Cassian reach for his gun just before John does, so you could say this is self-defense.
Plus he shot first
It could be argued Cassian was acting in his capacity as Gianna D'Antonio's chief bodyguard at the time and thus entitled to apprehend of neutralize John Wick, who was trespassing and fleeing the scene of his crime.
That's probably why he was charged
@@ssmith3070 You think they have legal contract in acceptable form in courtroom between them? High Table lives above government rules. Their bodyguards certainly didn't sign any paper that would make it "in line of work" but I do get what you mean.
in Finland for these crimes, he would have got like 12 years, reduced to 10 years in the court of appeals because of the "amount of crimes", out of which he would have only had to serve half of it, if he was sentenced as a first time offender, and out of that he would propably have put to probationary liberty under supervision after 3 years.
to be fair, they killed hi dog, stole his mustang and he only killed criminals, and most of them were trying to kill him
The only thing to remember in this video is not to kill John Wick's dog.
One of the main ones and don’t rush him on time he might hurt you with a book
Also, don't touch Baba Yaga's Crowd Pleaser (Mustang) because he'll turn you into road paint with it.
Go vegan
422 first degree of murder charges is crazy
If that staircase wasn't counted as self defense it was at least another 100+ murder charges lmao
He'll literally just break out of prison without skipping a beat.
Nah, Jimmy the Cop's New Yorker cousin Jerry the Judge would instantly acquit Wick.
I was expecting the sentence counter to be on point with the beat. Just every shot fired is murder 😂
All that time in prison. But lemme tell ya what, that is a hell of a series to watch. I enjoyed every second of it.
A lot of these are murder in the second degree - for example in the club he did intend to kill them when he shot at them, but he didn't have a premeditated plan to kill any of them specifically. They were more victims of opportunity, unlike the son, who he formulated a plan to kill specifically.
Lol, imagine they send out a police unit to apprehend him only for them to ask him “you working again john?” And that’s the end of it
1306+ years in prison just from the first movie, wtf john.
I think the charge at 2:18 can be excused due to the fact that Perkins attacked John first.
I do not believe so... Alas, if a robber comes into your home and has "surrendered" or cannot be deemed a threat (trying to escape), you are not allowed to continue to engage with violence. Secondly, you are not allowed to threaten the person to give you information in regards to anything that is not in service of protecting yourself or those around you (I.E You feel your family may be threatened so you ask where the last guy is persay) though to be fair, they would most likely expect you to contact the cops either way instead of insisting in violence to someone who is surrendered.
Not only is it against the law, but it's against the Geneva convention to use violence against someone who has surrendered/incapacitated (not deemed a threat)
@@Ghosts1129Yeah fuck that.
@@Ghosts1129 "if a robber comes into your home and has "surrendered" or cannot be deemed a threat (trying to escape), you are not allowed to continue to engage with violence" What kind of a shithole you live in? Once you step on the interior of my house without invitation there is no escaping the consequences.
@@lad4830 It's not a shithole? It's the basis that human life is more important? Why would you attack someone who has surrendered, or someone who is no longer a threat and is trying to escape? If you are protecting yourself... It's self protection, if you are attacking someone who is no longer fighting it's... Murder.
Makes absolute sense to me, mostly when the rule of thumb for self defense is not to fight. You either get away if you can, if not you attack then get away if you can, if not then you fight until the person can no longer be a threat then get away.
Sure, if I had a weapon that person will not have a chance to decide to escape cuz he'd have the entire mag dumped into him, but we do not... We have whatever is deemed appropriate in the situation, and bashing someone to death because they came into your home is a morbid, physcopathical thing to do.
Don't you get mad at a cop when they continue to fight with someone who says they have surrendered whilst they are also fighting to prevent themselves from being cuffed? It's the exact same thing, however the cop needs to continue to fight to ensure the threat is in cuffs. You just need to pick up the phone and ensure the perpetrator stays on the ground.
@@Ghosts1129 dead guy can't talk
Putting John Wick in Jail is a death sentence to all his inmates.
Inmates who committed crimes against children: **commits suicide**
Judge: hey John, you working again? (Pours him a drink 🥃).
John: Neh, just sorting some stuff out.
Judge: Oh okay, well I’ll let ya be then. Have a good day; you’re free to go.
Excellent video man! Keep it up, youre doing pretty well. And will you do sometime in the future case about CJ or Tommy Vercetti? It would be interesting to see!
Appreciated, Thank you 🙏 CJ will be charged next
@@cinemacop Ty so much.
The charges popping up in freeze frames has me crying. World-class criminal.
I love that, while duels are illegal, the circumstances of a fair duel constitute fair ground for a lighter sentence
Judge is really gonna pull the “never in my 30 years of court experience.” Card
Ends up in Court, but finds that Winston is the judge.
All charges dismissed :D
Judge Winston: *_"Jonathan, walk away."_*
Wick: *_"Ok."_*
Would he get additional charges for firing into a crowd in the 3 or 4 times he has a shootout in the middle of a crowded nightclub? And the last kill at 6:47 wasn't John's. The guy was shot in the back of the head by Ares.
I think the whole long shootout in Morocco might also count as self defense. The guy shot Halle's dog first so it could be argued that she and John had a reasonable fear for their lives from that point until they escaped the compound.
The shootout in Morocco can not be counted as self defense because the force used is not allowed (owning a gun is illegal)
John wicks lawyer: "Theres nothing we can do"
John wick: "You killed my dog"
Judge: **shoots himself*
If Aiden Pierce (of Watchdogs) was charged for his crimes.
I second to this!
That’s what I’m thinking
Yeah
Yesssss Do That
It's should only be hard minimum, assuming you stealth every available level and only kill people required to progress the the story.
In total he would be serving around 184 life sentences assuming the average human lifespan is 80 years
Excellent work as always!
>John Wick goes to the arms dealer in Rome
"Mmm yes, I'll have to run a background check."
Judge: "Next!"
Bailiff: "John Wic- "
Judge: "Aquitted! Next!"
The funniest thing is that Jimmy the police officer has to know John Wick is an assassin as he asks him in chapters 1&2, "You working again?" and he refuses to take him into custody. So, if actual law enforcement refuses to apprehend John Wick despite his offensives, then of course John is going to do as he pleases. I wonder if the High Table-Continental provides some form of legal protection to all its clientele wherever they go on business.
I would decrease the the murder count by excluding the 55 that were killed in the catacomb as they were there to kill John so it would kind of count as self defense.
I understand from the tattoo on his back, he has a past as a Soldier so that gives him permission to carry and possess weapons, so several of those crimes wouldn't count.
Especially if we go by the logic that at first they broke into his house and he responded in self-defense.
He annihilated everyone who broke into his house.
At the Continental it was all self-defense, and basically all the Assassins who went after John Wick had him killing them in self-defense because no one with a brain would have lied between him and the person who killed his dog.
The crimes in the second movie must have greater value because after going for his car and again, acting in self-defense while retrieving it, he's sent for an Oath afterwards and doesn't act in self-defense, until the end.
From there, the Third and Fourth movies are totally self-defense even if he had been sent to kill Winston, but the price on his head still stands and it's all self-defense.
Many things should be omitted, and not taking into account that from the dialogue with Jimmy, it seems that the Assassins members of the Continental act above the law and the High Table pulls several strings between the governments, which is why we never see more Police apart from him and making us to understand that they literally have a permit to carry all those weapons and above all, to kill.
he never was a “real” soldier, the tattoo was from when he worked for the ruska roma crime family
also when you get discharged, your status changes back to civilian so you have to follow the same laws as everyone else too
He’s a soldier of an illegal organization who takes orphaned kids and turns them into killers.
Even if he was a soldier, because every single one of his weapons is illegally imported from wherever they were made his pass to have prohibited weapons wouldn’t count. Plus, the amount of violence he commits would make that right void.
he was assassin not a soldier
that makes sense
@@INFINITY-f1mhe was a soldier (USMC) before becoming an assassin
he MIGHT be able to pay off a bail with all the gold coins he has and the money from assassination contracts
That's why felony shouldn't be bail
Also, self-defense rules are pretty strict in some states so that should just be maybe five or four months added to his sentence
If he could magically live long enough to serve his sentences, odds are that most of the countries he's in would cease to exist before his time was up.
Considering the decay after death, though. He probably would be naught but dust blown away also so there’s that.
@@arjusarauis9901 he'd be immortal and unageing, just like Keanu is.
Oh of course, lol. The meme. Wonder what kind of witchcraft our Warlock is dabbing in anyway? @@twrampage
@@twrampage _"Remember kids, in the World of John Wick, Wick sentences courts to life!"_
Cops go to arrest John Wick for all his crimes.
Cop: Evening John…
Wick: Evening Jimmy. Noise complaint?
Cop: Actually we have a… A warrant for your… Yes, noise complaint.
Wick: Ah. I’m just sorting some stuff out.
Cop: Right…..I’ll leave you be then….Goodnight John.
Wick: Goodnight Jimmy.
One could argue that the possession of the firearms and suppressor were obtained legally by him if he was never charged with a crime that made him ineligible.
But he probably obtained it though the black market of the high table society, like he did in Rome, so I bet it is still illegal. I mean, why would a guy which murder is his profession would ever buy a legal gun?
@@rafaelalodio5116 Why would the -ATF- AFT fuck with the world's greatest assassin in a world full of assassins?
the two years in prison sentence from Japan is just too funny with everything else being as much as it is
I forgot what the main villain in the last movie was called, but wouldn't it be self defense for John shooting him? because that guy was about to do the same.
It was planned
thanks, due to the beginning of the video I've realized that first John Wick came out in 2014, so it,s been pretty much 10 years since and I'm really feeling old as fuck now
As a police officer, I would turn a blind eye since John is kind of doing my job and know what he’ll do to me if I disturbed his missions
The ICC, InterPol and the Geneva Convention: *_"Yeah, I'm gonna sit this one out."_*
The boom sound effect after every crime💀
6:18 If you look closely, Cassian drew first. Self-Defense.
But John was an assassin entering Gianna's property so...
Debatable. Rarely is anything so simple in real life, let alone John Wick's world.
But when it came to Santino's men, he was marked where in the continental, he wasn't.
Also keep in mind that Santino had *connections* to Gianna's murder.
He tried getting John killed to cover up loose ends. @@Themultiroleman
I was a little biased on this channel, but im glad he claimed the intro as self defense, now im hooked
Bro gonna need Saul Goodman
Judge: Mr. Wick you are hereby sentenced to death!!!
Wick: Yeah...
Death: *_"F U C K!"_*
I thought it would be an ongoing count of first degree murders.
Ones u missed:
burning of legal currency: 2 years
2 missed illegal firearm posetion: 4-32 years
4 reckless driving: 12 years
If the trial includes a jury, I think doing all that to avenge his dog will result in a non-guilty verdict.
He'd never see a cell because the judge wouldn't have the balls to sentence Wick
If Rush Hour villains were charged for their crimes
Assuming a life expectancy of 75 years for each life sentence, that bumps up John's sentence up to over 10,000 years in prison.
I think with all those final charges on an international scale they'd just give him the death penalty.
he was actually given a death penalty and the movies are about the aftermath :)
In the John Wick universe, the Criminal Underworld is actually totally legal as long as they don't entervene with normal citizens, hence why there is no business allowed on continental grounds
John wick escaping from prison would actually make for a very entertaining movie
imagine they took that route after chapter 2 instead of the cartoonish rainbow-gasm cheese fest that 3 and 4 turned out as, fucken wish bro
I agree, they completely ignored the existence of law in this movies
What about John Wick in court?
@@rafaelalodio5116No, they address it literally in the beginning of the first film. John is an international hitman for enormous global crime syndicates that even street cops know not to fuck with.
There's also no-go zones everywhere in London, Brooklyn, and most other non-white majority states and cities in Europe and tbe USA. Places where the police literally just decides that there's too much rampant violent crime to still do anything about. So John being let off the hook isn't unrealistic at all. It's literally how the law enforcement works their jobs. They step on the little guy when it's free of risk. They don't actually do anything useful.
He wouldn't kill legitimate cops. He kills underworld figures and their bodyguards and regular assassins
"83 life imprisonments + 4087 years in prison", as if the 4087 years in prison isn't life imprisonment enough😂
If anton chigurh was charged for his crimes.
A lot less
John: *in my defense I lost my best friend*
Me as a judge: *Say less fam, you’re free to go*
6:11 I’d say that’s more of an assisted suicide then a murder since he was just stoping her pain to end her life faster
What about as a form of euthanasia?
@@vindictivegrind9370 it could also be that because she was in a lot of pain from all the cuts. I still believe it is assisted suicide but it really matters what John wicks morals were in that moment. If John wick in that moment did it to just kill her it could be seen as murder or assisted suicide. If it was because he was wanting to end her pain then it would be euthanasia. I believe if it was in a legal system (I’m not a lawyer) it would be seen more as murder or assisted suicide even if he was doing it as an euthanasia.
john you better call saul goodman ngl
Jhon wick has huge kill count
Lawyer: your honour, they killed his dog
Judge: ah yes, court dismissed
If Tommy Angelo was charged for his crimes
There one done already
Having a face that's 21 inches tall is probably some kind of crime.
If Postal Dude was charged for his crimes?
you forgot the possession of explosive materials for the flashbangs in his suit bag as the fuses themselves is a federally controlled item with a mandatory 10yr stint for each fuse assembly
if dominic toretto was charged for his crimes
With the power of family he will never be charged
@@mattmeyer99 still waiting for brian o'conner instead cos he last appeared in fast 7, so it really make sense to list out all of his crimes made
I get it’s take forever, but would’ve loved to see property damage and basic assault charges
Honestly, John Wick in prison would’ve made for a fun movie.
What would he do against a booty bandit?
@@christophermccarthy6192 Blast that booty up.
Uhhh, did that come out wrong? Not my intention. 😂
John Wick's presence on prison grounds would immediately result in every other inmate being placed in protective custody.
a maximum security prison escape would be interesting. eg, silence of the lambs
@@drmorcoch9338 *_"I heard John Wick dug his way out of prison -- with A FUCKING PENCIL!"_*
3:20 I picture Wick listening to his sentence, 869 years to this point, then claims "Your honor, these 2x murders were in self defense, you can't give me more years for those"
6:42 - 7:25 that wouldn't be self defense? I mean, they are not the bodyguards, they were sent by santino to kill john...
The Plague wishes it was John Wick
YES I WAS WAITING FOR THIS ONE
Even after spending 4000+ yrs in prison he would look the same fs! 🙌
Please do Dexter Morgan, John Luther, Assane Diop, Agent 47.
Canonically Agent 47 made most of his hits look like accidents so a good defense lawyer would be able to cut him a deal on most of them.. Is why he is considered a myth by most people in the games. He blends in and stages accidents so well that people question whether or not it was an accident or intentional at all.
5:04 - 5:06 This legit has me dying of laughter
5:09 🤣🤣🤣
12:22 The way he fell tho... lol
If CJ was charged for his crimes
no way someone stole from my man. bro you stole his whole brand man.
Idk man I think he'll beat his charges 😂
The world's governments wouldn't dare prosecute Baba Yaga because they'd face a one-man clean house
This deserves WAY more views !!!!