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At one point or another the npcs should be able recognize either who your character is or at least how strong he is, especially if their wearing something made of dead dragons!
@@jayewrite1256 That would be a nice feature. Vice versa they should put a skull next enemies that you cannot defeat at that point in time, after they pump up the difficulty level to being higher than Legendary.
@@jayewrite1256oh they do. After killing a few patrols and especially the embassy quest, Elewen puts out a bounty on you. There will be a few small groups hunting you. Nothing major, though.
Would be a fun mod if there was postal rooms for courier and that could be one of the options you could make. Imagine that would result in thalmor raids to be more difficult
whenever someone sends people to kill me and it has their name in the note on the thugs body, I always take it back to them and leave it in their house or something where they'll find it for fun lol
For me the Thalmor are three things… 1) Metaphorical punching bags to vent my frustrations out on. 2) Walking loot boxes. 3) Metaphorical punching bags again, after I use the resurrection spell mod.
Such a waste just simply killing them, soul trapping those dirty elves to fill Black Soul Gems is the most beneficial functioning role they'll ever truly serve.
I use them as test subjects for my ridiculously overpowered poisons made from CC ingredients (Rare Curios, Saints & Seducers, The Cause). Funny thing is, if you just attack them the guy you save actually reports the murder (unless he dies in the fight too). Seems he should be a little more grateful, you know? Provoking them first by claiming to worship Talos is the "right" way but I don't care. I'll take that murder bounty and bear it with pride.
I guess the thalmor were trying to live by that fake it till you make it mindset. That can only take you so far though, especially when a dragonborn fus roh dals ýou.
Since they pride themselves as master mages, I love to disintegrate them with lightning magic and watch their comrades panic and run away. As if they could escape. Ha!
If you really want to torture them, soul trap them. If you don't enchant with it, they just stay eternally trapped in the gem. If you do use it up, they end up in the soul cairn for eternity.
The flame glowing eyes revealed EXACTLY what was bound to happen, if the “I’m wearing the remains of a literal dragon that I had slain” look wasn’t a dead giveaway.
aye! The first Foolmor was arrogant enough to mock a man decked from head to butt full in dragon bones. In my playthrough they leave the island... as corpses.
@@Smashboi76 then why's their officer in his iconic thalmor robes? why are they wearing elven helm's, glove's and boots with their smelly sea-weathered leather? why not wear some practical thieves guild armor or imperial armor? why not pay a few sailors to pretend to be important? WHY BE A DICK TO THE MAN WHO FITS THE BILL FOR THE PESKEY DEMIGOD RUNNING AROUND SKYRIM GETTING INVOLVED IN EVERYTHING AND MESSING EVERYTHING UP?! I'm sorry i got carried away there, i guess i should accept the half-assed attempt of bethesda trying to be clever.
I talked to the guy, only to tell him what was about to happen to his whole unit. Their leader jumped into the ocean to try and escape the carnage, but lightning cloak fried him in our little swimming contest. Very satisfying.
Don’t fuck with the vampire wearing dragon bones as armor, don’t fuck with the vampire wearing dragon bones as armor, don’t fuck with the vampire wearing dragon bones as armor, don’t fuck with the vampire wearing dragon bones as armor, don’t fuck with the vampire wearing dragon bones as armor…
@@samuellund1377 if the stormcloaks werent worshiping the man that tried to destroy high elf civilizations i could see them being friendly with the thalmor, both groups are huge racist assholes 👍
High Elves: we are the descendants of Gods who decided to stay and live in the mortal realm. Respect us. Me: I evolved from a monkey but I'll send you to Sovngard in a heartbeat.
@@fartz3808 To be fair the Wiki can be a bit of a minefield when you read an article while it's undergoing an edit war between several people trying to inject their headcanons into the lore when they think nobody is looking.
In the words of Migi - "Even the lowest animals know when the risk is too high" they see a fully armored guy with gleaming eyes and twice their size. Still not one of them thought its smart to just shut up.
@@gaelurquiz5755 lol when a vehicle hits an animal it's more of an accident rather than the animal challenging the vehicle for a fight. Lol lil more brain cells are required to understand 🙃
@@TruthSeekers13I mean yeah but at least they don’t patronize us and our gods like these asshats do. That’s why I just simply tolerate them. They piss me off like Harkon did and I just Fus Ro Dah them into next week 🤷♂️
I remember chuckling and then immediately Fus Ro Dah'ing him into the ocean before slaughtering the pricks with Wuuthrad. I think I even beheaded Ancarion.
You'd think they would fear you after learning of who you are, since you are basically Talos before he formed the empire. No really. Talos was a dragonborn, you are a dragonborn. Plus, I would think the stories of your character after the events of Skyrim would travel fast, even to the literal capital city of the Aldmeri Dominion, but no, they just see you as the commonfolk. It's also just cute that they are just being suicidal to a demigod who can destroy them in a single swing of a sword, arrow, or spell. Like cmon elf, you are speaking to death himself
The Dovakiin is surrounded by a cohort of Thalmor agents Justiciar : surrender you are surrounded ! Dovakiin: I m only surrounded by fear...and dead Mers
It's always the same for me. Support the Empire, exterminate the Thalmor like the vermin they are. Discreetly though, out of respect for the Empire's position. Plausible deniability and all that. The wilderness encounters are the best though, no quarter.
I used to eliminate all Thalmore on sight, until I learned the inner mechanics of the game. Most NPC/enemies/animals that aren't in cities/towns spawn in for missions or random encounters then despawn when you leave the cell. This is my biggest gripe with Skyrim vs Oblivion, the characters and enemies in the open world aren't really there. They just spawn in and out as you enter and leave each cell. In Oblivion most of the NPC/enemies/animals are always there actively doing something even if you aren't there to see it. So in Skyrim it's like: sure I could kill that patrol of elves walking by and gain a few experience points, or I could just ignore them and they'll disappear from the game a minute later when they walk away far enough.
And this is why I think it was a mistake for Bethesda to take Fallouts random encounter system and try integrating it into Elder Scrolls, it becomes immersion breaking in a game like Skyrim.
Altmer and Thalmor are not the same. The Thalmor are just a subset of Altmer who are basically just religious nuts who want to be immortal again and live with the divines.
I kind of miss when Altmer were weaker against magic. It would have been fun to have them blather on about their supremacy before dropping from a quick rake of dual-casted Frostbite.
Dragonborn: Have you ever wondered what happened to the Thalmor embassy Thalmor wizard: Yes Dragonborn: I'll give you a little brief recap or in this case a little decap (Dragonborn chops wizards head off) Dragonborn: There is your little hint hope enjoy your new home in my little soul gem
What do people expect if the Imperials and Stormcloaks're more concerned about who's right or wrong when there're bigger problems-the thalmore and dragons. My character's decided that if the stormcloaks and Imperials won't put their differences aside and nite against the thalmore she'll deal with the thalmore herself.
- Any hint of treachery, and your life is forfeit. - Leave this island now or your life is forfeit. - Sure no weapon is worth one's life being forfeit.
"You'd best show us the proper respect... If that is even possible for one such as you." *Dragonborn, the proudest person on the entire planet:* _He's outa line, but he's right._
2:10 We gotta talk how he barely took any damages from the Thalmors. Ancarion is lucky our Dragonborn here wishes to be reason with him without bloodshed.
Giant dude shows up dressed in armour made of dead dragon parts and has glowing eyes. Yes, let's see if our sharp tongue will persuade him to leave. That said, I've never spoken to these dudes. I just snipe them from a distance and laugh while they run around trying to figure who's killing them.
@@davidhatcher7016Depends on if they're traditionalist or not, the moment some wood elf starts talking about how we're all so insignificant compared to the natural forces it's time to backhand some lip and tell them kindly to "fuck off back into nature if they like it so much."
@@badluck7286I'm split about this, on one hand their society is very barbaric and they treat their women like shit, on the other there are those who escape it and choose a more jovial and friendly lifestyle with regular tamriel society. Oh wait orcs are literally just arabs. Oops.
Thalmor Soldier: "Do you not see that we are Thalmor fool?!" Me: *pulls warhammer out* "What was that? Did you say you were prey?" Thalmor: "I may have made a slight miscalculation!" *dies*
I remember this interaction well. I was sorely disappointed when my attempt to goad them to violence failed with but whimpers. Killing a fleeing warrior held no honor.
I have been gaming since gaming existed. And I must say, out of all the different factions, agencies and various groups I have encountered none have been as satisfying to kill as Thalmor. Thoroughly enjoyed every corpse. Good vid
I wish we could carefully remind the Thalmor that their supposed superiority gets challenged every time they have to bury a full patrol that got ass fucked by a lunatic that treats their patrols like he treats the first born children of their chief god… With murderous disrespect.
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Onsite? Are they construction workers?
The wording doesn't matter if you understand the meaning!
The Thalmor: throws insults constantly
DragonBorn: “you suck”
The Thalmor: “very well then we will leave the island”
“Ive made a severe and continuous lapse in judgement”
"You know, on second thought, this guy looks like he could eat our soul both in-game and in real life, so maybe I'll just not today."
At one point or another the npcs should be able recognize either who your character is or at least how strong he is, especially if their wearing something made of dead dragons!
@@jayewrite1256 That would be a nice feature. Vice versa they should put a skull next enemies that you cannot defeat at that point in time, after they pump up the difficulty level to being higher than Legendary.
@@jayewrite1256oh they do. After killing a few patrols and especially the embassy quest, Elewen puts out a bounty on you. There will be a few small groups hunting you.
Nothing major, though.
Thalmor: Any hint of treachery, and your life is forfeit.
Dragonborn: Oh? See, that would be intimidating, if you were... well, intimidating!
Is that a Hellsing Abridged reference?
@@CalamariGirl Well yes... Yes it is.
@@CalamariGirl Yep. I'm constantly saying it to NPC's that try to threaten me.
@@LOUDMOUTHTYRONE A man of culture I see. 👌
"Pulls out enhanced dwarven crossobow, with soul trap".
Bon jovi : "Shot through the heart!"
There are few things in gaming as satisfying as a Thalmor corpse.
Edit: Thanks for all the likes. You're all true Nords!
Agreed.
Many Thalmor corpses.
@@TheAussief1 The entirety of the Thalmor extinct! SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!!!
Truer words have never been spoken
@@arlohurst1595Aye
When they have notes like "kill (your character's name)" don't you wish you could write a little note. "Send someone who's a challenge next time."
If we could type, respond to actual NPC dialogue. That would be a game changer.
If the game only had some type of courier type guy to deliver mesaages.
THAT would work !
Yeah ! That's The Ticket !
Would be a fun mod if there was postal rooms for courier and that could be one of the options you could make. Imagine that would result in thalmor raids to be more difficult
whenever someone sends people to kill me and it has their name in the note on the thugs body, I always take it back to them and leave it in their house or something where they'll find it for fun lol
@@orii-raepoole5446 Nice role-playing
For me the Thalmor are three things…
1) Metaphorical punching bags to vent my frustrations out on.
2) Walking loot boxes.
3) Metaphorical punching bags again, after I use the resurrection spell mod.
4) lootbox again (sope resurrection mod give their items again too.
They also make good test subjects for spells and archery practice
Such a waste just simply killing them, soul trapping those dirty elves to fill Black Soul Gems is the most beneficial functioning role they'll ever truly serve.
I use them as test subjects for my ridiculously overpowered poisons made from CC ingredients (Rare Curios, Saints & Seducers, The Cause).
Funny thing is, if you just attack them the guy you save actually reports the murder (unless he dies in the fight too). Seems he should be a little more grateful, you know? Provoking them first by claiming to worship Talos is the "right" way but I don't care. I'll take that murder bounty and bear it with pride.
Resurrection spells are in the base game…
Bro woke up and decided to be a melee archer
It's the only way to play
@@TrumpIsTheRootOfAllEvilwhat about Stealth archers?
@@NoobPCGamer1267Overused + meta=gay + unoriginal + no honor + git good
@@FuknKms- dragon bone armor
I agree with the overused part, in regards to stealth archers.
My personal goal in every playthrough is to end enough Thalmor that you start seeing the letter calling for you to be executed in sight.
Theres a letter? 😮
I thought you got that as the story progresses lol
Isn't that the letter you loot from thalmor that ambush you
I've been attacked by a Thalmor with that letter without having ever attacked any of them previously.
It is probably a random encounter.
"Do you not see that we are Thamlor, fool?"
"Yeah, Thalmor fool is what I see."
"Your life is forfeit" the Thalmor soldier said to the man wearing nothing but dragon bones and hardened steel who also has glowing fucking eyes.
I guess the thalmor were trying to live by that fake it till you make it mindset. That can only take you so far though, especially when a dragonborn fus roh dals ýou.
Ebony isnt hardened steel.
Its a metal forged from crystalized god blood.
Thalmors are kill on sight in all my playthroughs. Sometimes I reanimate then kill them again so they turn into dust.
Since they pride themselves as master mages, I love to disintegrate them with lightning magic and watch their comrades panic and run away. As if they could escape. Ha!
and I installed a mod to disable this function, so that I can kill and resurrect until it gets boring.
If you really want to torture them, soul trap them. If you don't enchant with it, they just stay eternally trapped in the gem. If you do use it up, they end up in the soul cairn for eternity.
@@user-lt6by1dd4u Thats what Dead Thrall is for, no disintegrating and long lasting. Then use Dread Zombie for throwaways.
@@The_True_thanks for the tip! 👀
The flame glowing eyes revealed EXACTLY what was bound to happen, if the “I’m wearing the remains of a literal dragon that I had slain” look wasn’t a dead giveaway.
aye! The first Foolmor was arrogant enough to mock a man decked from head to butt full in dragon bones. In my playthrough they leave the island... as corpses.
I mean...at that point, some farva beans and a nice chianti. having " friends " for dinner. 🤔😛
I understood the Inigo reference. The blue abomination strikes again!
See you all in 2-3 years when this blows up in recommendation feeds again
LMFAOOOOO 😂 it do be like that fr
I'll be there for it.
Bethesda: "Lets give them the option to negotiate with the Thalmor peacefully."
Me: "Why tho?"
They would sound a little more terrifying if they weren't wearing a bunch of scraps they found along the road.
irk? what's with the downgrade? surely my antics in Skyrim didn't hurt the embassy's budget THAT bad, right?
@@Ed_man_talking9I think they don't want people knowing that they're in solstiem
@@Smashboi76 then why's their officer in his iconic thalmor robes? why are they wearing elven helm's, glove's and boots with their smelly sea-weathered leather? why not wear some practical thieves guild armor or imperial armor? why not pay a few sailors to pretend to be important? WHY BE A DICK TO THE MAN WHO FITS THE BILL FOR THE PESKEY DEMIGOD RUNNING AROUND SKYRIM GETTING INVOLVED IN EVERYTHING AND MESSING EVERYTHING UP?!
I'm sorry i got carried away there, i guess i should accept the half-assed attempt of bethesda trying to be clever.
@@Smashboi76 i mean i can forgive a Skaal coat to keep their lanky skin-and-bone frames warm but a wolfskin kilt? they look like goofy bandits!
I'm confused. There's a conversation there? I usually kill Thalmor on sight. Literally.
I talked to the guy, only to tell him what was about to happen to his whole unit. Their leader jumped into the ocean to try and escape the carnage, but lightning cloak fried him in our little swimming contest. Very satisfying.
0:44 "Do I look like the sort who suffers fools lightly?"
Nah, you look like the fool that others suffer lightly.
Don’t fuck with the vampire wearing dragon bones as armor, don’t fuck with the vampire wearing dragon bones as armor, don’t fuck with the vampire wearing dragon bones as armor, don’t fuck with the vampire wearing dragon bones as armor, don’t fuck with the vampire wearing dragon bones as armor…
They never learn.
Well damn, he did it... Tried to warn him.
I must Say Bethesda did a good job to make us hate the thalmor so much.
And yet they still have simps in the fandom... Tsk.
Well they are based off of a certain group.
@@crypt0sFX that underground "long nosed" people?
@@samuellund1377 if the stormcloaks werent worshiping the man that tried to destroy high elf civilizations i could see them being friendly with the thalmor, both groups are huge racist assholes 👍
@@crypt0sFX you mean the group that is bombing hospitals and kids in the name of fighting terrorism?
High Elves: we are the descendants of Gods who decided to stay and live in the mortal realm. Respect us.
Me: I evolved from a monkey but I'll send you to Sovngard in a heartbeat.
I think the elves go to Oblivion when they die, Sovngard is for Nords only.
Also, it doesn't say anywhere in lore that any race evolved from monkeys.
Both men and mer descend from wandering ehlnofay who are downgrade gods from the beginning of time 🤓 (read the wiki page once)
@@fartz3808 I'd rather kill myself than play ESO.
@@fartz3808 To be fair the Wiki can be a bit of a minefield when you read an article while it's undergoing an edit war between several people trying to inject their headcanons into the lore when they think nobody is looking.
In the words of Migi - "Even the lowest animals know when the risk is too high" they see a fully armored guy with gleaming eyes and twice their size. Still not one of them thought its smart to just shut up.
@@gaelurquiz5755 lol when a vehicle hits an animal it's more of an accident rather than the animal challenging the vehicle for a fight. Lol lil more brain cells are required to understand 🙃
Wait... I know you('re reference)
I just want a game to give me a dialogue option of just *maniacal laughter* when NPCs threaten me.
I second that.
Thalmor; “Nord dog! Your life and lands are now forfeit!”
The Dragonborn, Harbinger of the Companions: “If I’m α dog, you’re *dog food.”*
Oh my lord that is fucking great!!!
Hellsing qoute, I love it.
"Meddle in our affairs, and your death with be swift and painful."
Dragonborn: _INTERNALIZED VAMPIRIC RAGE_
Vampire is also scum for the people of skyrim!
@@TruthSeekers13I mean yeah but at least they don’t patronize us and our gods like these asshats do. That’s why I just simply tolerate them. They piss me off like Harkon did and I just Fus Ro Dah them into next week 🤷♂️
I remember chuckling and then immediately Fus Ro Dah'ing him into the ocean before slaughtering the pricks with Wuuthrad. I think I even beheaded Ancarion.
It's like you woke up and were like "how many Thalmor should I kill today?"
It just came to mind.
🎼Too many to count, don't get in my way...🎵
The answer is yes.
Well most people who know elder scrolls lore usually kill Thalmor on site.
True. And one can still determine that they are scum by frequent interaction besides lore.
Most people who don’t…also kill Thalmor on sight. Insulting everyone you meet kinda naturally leads to that.
Guy with glowing orange eyes walks up wearing dragon bone armor.
Thalmor reaction: Insult. Pick fight.
They find it sensible.
"Do I look like the type to suffer fools lightly?"
"Yes."
Lol it's like listening to someone play Worms near the end.
You'd think they would fear you after learning of who you are, since you are basically Talos before he formed the empire. No really. Talos was a dragonborn, you are a dragonborn. Plus, I would think the stories of your character after the events of Skyrim would travel fast, even to the literal capital city of the Aldmeri Dominion, but no, they just see you as the commonfolk.
It's also just cute that they are just being suicidal to a demigod who can destroy them in a single swing of a sword, arrow, or spell. Like cmon elf, you are speaking to death himself
When some Nord comes towards you and his eyes glow like coals on fire and he's wearing the bones of Dragons... maybe try being... polite.
The Dovakiin is surrounded by a cohort of Thalmor agents
Justiciar : surrender you are surrounded !
Dovakiin: I m only surrounded by fear...and dead Mers
If elder scrolls 6 gives us a chance to humble the ever so arrogant thalmor it'll have a strong claim for a 10/10 score
I see Thalmor, I see dead Thalmor
It's always the same for me. Support the Empire, exterminate the Thalmor like the vermin they are. Discreetly though, out of respect for the Empire's position. Plausible deniability and all that. The wilderness encounters are the best though, no quarter.
Yep
The Empire will just allow more in, and the cycle will continue
@@CountryLifestyle2023Good. Eventually, there will be none left.
@@CountryLifestyle2023 Hopefully so! Take them one piece at a time!
@@CountryLifestyle2023surely on purpose to lessen their numbers .
You want Stalhrim weapons, and I think I can help you get them. *draws Stalhrim weapon*
Sometimes, I even unequip my weapons, and punch them to oblivion...
I used to eliminate all Thalmore on sight, until I learned the inner mechanics of the game. Most NPC/enemies/animals that aren't in cities/towns spawn in for missions or random encounters then despawn when you leave the cell. This is my biggest gripe with Skyrim vs Oblivion, the characters and enemies in the open world aren't really there. They just spawn in and out as you enter and leave each cell. In Oblivion most of the NPC/enemies/animals are always there actively doing something even if you aren't there to see it.
So in Skyrim it's like: sure I could kill that patrol of elves walking by and gain a few experience points, or I could just ignore them and they'll disappear from the game a minute later when they walk away far enough.
And this is why I think it was a mistake for Bethesda to take Fallouts random encounter system and try integrating it into Elder Scrolls, it becomes immersion breaking in a game like Skyrim.
Lol thalmor dude at the beginning just walking then disappears
Tried to turn my head (IRL) to see where he went.
I'd disappear too if I had to wear that outfit 👀
I just did this one and intimidation was just as satisfying as killing the thalmor
Maybe watching and listening to a thalmor getting killed on video on high speed 😂😂
Even when I'm playing as an Altmer... I'm still digging holes and taking Thalmor souls.
Well yeah, not even all the Altmer in the game are okay with the Thalmor, no reason a PC Altmer _has_ to be lol
Altmer and Thalmor are not the same. The Thalmor are just a subset of Altmer who are basically just religious nuts who want to be immortal again and live with the divines.
By killing everyoneand destroying Nirn.
@@Mionikoi Which is why I said they're religious nuts.
I kind of miss when Altmer were weaker against magic.
It would have been fun to have them blather on about their supremacy before dropping from a quick rake of dual-casted Frostbite.
Altmer = the glass cannons of TES.
Dragonborn: Have you ever wondered what happened to the Thalmor embassy
Thalmor wizard: Yes
Dragonborn: I'll give you a little brief recap or in this case a little decap
(Dragonborn chops wizards head off)
Dragonborn: There is your little hint hope enjoy your new home in my little soul gem
Lol I accidentally swiped the screen a bit right when the camera moved, and then my dumbass thought I could just swipe it back 😂
What do people expect if the Imperials and Stormcloaks're more concerned about who's right or wrong when there're bigger problems-the thalmore and dragons. My character's decided that if the stormcloaks and Imperials won't put their differences aside and nite against the thalmore she'll deal with the thalmore herself.
- Any hint of treachery, and your life is forfeit.
- Leave this island now or your life is forfeit.
- Sure no weapon is worth one's life being forfeit.
"You'd best show us the proper respect...
If that is even possible for one such as you."
*Dragonborn, the proudest person on the entire planet:* _He's outa line, but he's right._
He got quite the pair if he is talking to a guy with vampire eye clad in the bones of freshly slain dragons like that.
First guy told me to find his leader on the ship, then they all immediately attacked me.
I remained polite. Wanted to get to the leader before the massacre.
2:10 We gotta talk how he barely took any damages from the Thalmors. Ancarion is lucky our Dragonborn here wishes to be reason with him without bloodshed.
Giant dude shows up dressed in armour made of dead dragon parts and has glowing eyes. Yes, let's see if our sharp tongue will persuade him to leave.
That said, I've never spoken to these dudes. I just snipe them from a distance and laugh while they run around trying to figure who's killing them.
The hubris insulting someone wearing the bones and scales of dragons he murdered always irritated me.
Video game rule #1: *KILL ALL ELVES.*
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Except Non-Dominion elves
all except orcs, they cool, make good weapons, have a chad rule system
@@davidhatcher7016Depends on if they're traditionalist or not, the moment some wood elf starts talking about how we're all so insignificant compared to the natural forces it's time to backhand some lip and tell them kindly to "fuck off back into nature if they like it so much."
@@badluck7286I'm split about this, on one hand their society is very barbaric and they treat their women like shit, on the other there are those who escape it and choose a more jovial and friendly lifestyle with regular tamriel society.
Oh wait orcs are literally just arabs. Oops.
@@swaghettimemeballs4420 But then where would they get their dinner?
0:26 this is like straight out of a movie. So epic
(Eyes glowing with murderous intent)
I remember this part in the game. I just transformed into werewolf. And had my way with them. And of course, I had a feast when I was finished.
I like how we all become pelinial whitestreak when we see thalmor
Mer detected. Engaging lethal force protocols. Survivors: unacceptable. Prisoners: expendable.
REEEMAAAAN!!!!
Thalmor Soldier: "Do you not see that we are Thalmor fool?!"
Me: *pulls warhammer out* "What was that? Did you say you were prey?"
Thalmor: "I may have made a slight miscalculation!" *dies*
I don't even talk to them, just wolf out and eat their hearts. Usually the quest item will be on one of the bodies...usually...
That one guy just poofed out of existence ✷🚶♂️
Lol you wasted time talking? No no no wrong all wrong. Do it over again.
Wuuthrad thirsts for the blood of elves!
My body is a machine that turns Altmer pomposity and arrogance into mangled Thalmor corpses
Thalmor: “any hint of treachery, and your life is forfeit”
Vampire overlord wearing armor made out of bones from a dragon he killed himself: “k”
I feel like many a player on the Companions path immediately Werewolf'd up at the first sign of an insult and went to town on them.
What song plays at 1:06 ? Thanks
Even as a dark elf conjurer myself I always send thalmor to the soul cairn on sight
Where do I go in solstim to start this mission
I remember this interaction well. I was sorely disappointed when my attempt to goad them to violence failed with but whimpers.
Killing a fleeing warrior held no honor.
Let's insult the dude with glowing eyes wearing a dead dragon for armour.
Okay, fine, you've convinced me. I would do that anyway but I'll do it again
Yes today i will talk down to the demigod wearing dragonbone armor with glowing eyes
I have been gaming since gaming existed. And I must say, out of all the different factions, agencies and various groups I have encountered none have been as satisfying to kill as Thalmor. Thoroughly enjoyed every corpse. Good vid
I don’t think I’ve ever seen Thalmor wear leather Where is this?
Solstheim
The thalmor were the real definition of “talk shit. Get hit.”
In this moment, I’d get childish and say, “Yeah? Well, at least my armor matches!” 😂
I can tell that it was difficult not to go on a rampage
This dude's dovahkin is unique case of close quarters combat archer in Skyrim, real oddball
I didn’t even know it was possible to talk to them
"you best show us the proper respect"
Death, yes I can show you that respect
They can talk for longer than the time it takes to kill them.
There's no way I would have found that easter egg on my own. Thanks.
I just got the urge to battle axe a thalmor in the neck and then put his remains in my slaughter fish hatchery
I'm pretty jealous. I would sacrifice all of my old armors for that dragon bone armor.
Honestly after feeding Alduin his own medicine, I wanted an epilogue quest where you dismantle and kill off the Thalmor in Skyrim!
Agreed. The embassy mission wasn't enough.
What’s funny is I just played dodge the fireball from that cliff above them 😂😂😂
My reason was a blade in the heart if that ain't good enough I don't know what is
I'm a simple Dragonborn. I see a Thalmor, then I don't see a Thalmor.
Strange how they are so arrogant here, but in ESO they are more cordial...plus they have a hottie for a queen.
600 years of fighting experience
Posesses low level leather armour with novice magic
I have to play with the Mod 'Thalmor Do not Report Crime' why because the Dragonborn keeps terminating them.
I always use soul trap on Thalmor agents. They are the only thing I don’t feel bad about trapping in the Soul Cairn
Makes sense,a dragonborn in full dragonbone armour is not someonemany beings in Mundus would tangle with.
I spoke to Tiber Septim himself in Oblivion over 200 years ago when I was known by many other names. These wretched Thalmor dare call me a liar?
Yeah, right, try that treachery on this full set of dragonbone armor
I couldn’t imagine playing Skyrim in 3D person
Each to his/her own.
Bro who looks at someone who looks like that and is like "yea, I'ma mouth off"?
which quest is this?
I wish we could carefully remind the Thalmor that their supposed superiority gets challenged every time they have to bury a full patrol that got ass fucked by a lunatic that treats their patrols like he treats the first born children of their chief god… With murderous disrespect.
I can't believe I played a thalmor for my first play through 😭
In 201 4E, the Nord Dragonborn was asked what it felt like to take an Elven life, he replied, "I wouldn't know, I've only ever killed Thalmor."