I wield a two handed weapon and i hear “gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that” constantly haha kinda sweet
Yeah they always do that unfortunately. First says to you "You're the dragonborn" Then immediately says "Someone stole your sweet roll?" Happens pretty often sadly.
@@unoriginalperson72they didn’t “remove” the fame system. The fame system wasn’t a thing except in New Vegas+ it’s implemented like shit in NV anyways. The bounty system that the elder scrolls game have always used is leagues better than fallout 4’s always aggro system and NV’s “omniscient leaders”
Idea: if you are wearing Dawnguard armor/ carrying a Dawnguard weapon, the guard should go “So you’re helping to reform the Dawnguard, vampire hunters or something, in the old fort near Riften? I’ve considered joining up myself.”
4:39 I'm watching this very drunk at a pub, and I've realized you zoomed into the guard when she says she doesn't trust Thieves Guild armor. Very good work, kind of funny.
They missed the opportunity to have a reaction to Scimitar and Nordic Carved equipment For Scimitar: "Aye, that's one curvy blade right there, is it from Alik'r or Stros M'kai? For Nordic Carved (Armor): "Gotta hand it to our brothers in Solstheim, their armor are menacing" Weapon: "*whistle Are those Solstheim made?"
I had no idea the guards would react differently to the heavy and light Imperial armour! I do wish though they made an unknowing comment (like Namira's ring or being a werewolf) about the Ebony Blade. Imagine something like "that blade looks strong enough to protect you, and your companions. Am i right?" 😂
Whenever I’m doing a two-handed build I always go for volendrung, it stays useful all the way to the end of the game because it’s essentially an ebony warhammer you can get at LEVEL FUCKING NINE I also like the compliments in regards to the size of my hammer
The reaction I hate the most, is when you have revived a body. Everyone constantly complains about you stinking of magic. In my first run, I had learned the final revival spell with unlimited duration. Problem was, my zombie got lost while fast traveling, and i could not get rid of the effect anymore. Don't travel between Skyrim and Solstheim with a zombie.
@@mindofshadow1780 that is definitely subjective. which is why your opinion is valid. but those asymmetrical spikes and red and black color scheme don't do it for me
@@lowresgamingdudeEh. I used to date an Icelandic girl and I’m friends with a ukrainian one and a siberian one (east russia) and they sound much more norse to me. Idk about swedish maybe danish or norwegian
I was wondering that as well. I tried wearing all the other armors and weapons but couldn't get a reaction from the guards. Maybe not all gears have guard reactions.
@@lowresgamingdudei know they can Say something about the dark Brotherhood but im not sure It Is only when you wear the armor or wean you are part of the faction
Did I miss any equipment guard reactions?😊
I wield a two handed weapon and i hear “gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that” constantly haha kinda sweet
azura's black star
only ones i can think of are the reactions to any light/heavy armor, i think it has to be a full set tho idk
@@whoismona_ That line of dialogue is triggered by skill level. Some, if not all skills, have special dialogue if their level is high enough.
Is there a reaction for the Dark Brotherhood Armor?
Iron Armor: 😇
Iron sword: 😠
True! 😂
well the difference between iron ARMOR and iron SWORDS is that ones blunt when it should be, the other is blunt when its not supposed to be 😭
"That iron sword's pretty undependable. You should try shteel"
Ah, yes. Good old fashioned shteel.
Love their accents. 😁
Orcish Armour: "UGLY AND STRONG LIKE THOSE THAT FORGED IT" LMAO! Skyrim is wild, even after all these years theres still so much to love about it.
That and the comment about not being good at protecting the emperor were great
Not to mention the character wearing it in the video is... an orc...
in my game they treat me like im a dirt bag lol, its like bro i just singlehandedly killed 4 dragons relax, no no one stole my damn sweet rolls
No sweet rolls for me. Dragon souls for breakfast. 😁
Yeah they always do that unfortunately.
First says to you "You're the dragonborn"
Then immediately says "Someone stole your sweet roll?"
Happens pretty often sadly.
@@No1gamerdon’t forget “Heard they’re reforming the Dawnguard.”
"Welcome to skyrim, we removed the fame system so nobody cares who you are"
@@unoriginalperson72they didn’t “remove” the fame system. The fame system wasn’t a thing except in New Vegas+ it’s implemented like shit in NV anyways. The bounty system that the elder scrolls game have always used is leagues better than fallout 4’s always aggro system and NV’s “omniscient leaders”
Ah, Silver Armor. Who are you fighting, Werewolves? 😆
While wearing rough spun tunic "Did you escape from jail?"
Guard: "You wear the armor of a mercenary-"
Player: "I should know, I took it off his corpse myself."
Didn't have to wash it either. Straight to wearing it. You can smell the charred skeever. 😁
"That's a real big hammer."
That's what she said hey oooooo
Bouta smash some sweet rolls. 😂
OOOOOOO!
I don't know what I say, nooooooo.
Idea: if you are wearing Dawnguard armor/ carrying a Dawnguard weapon, the guard should go
“So you’re helping to reform the Dawnguard, vampire hunters or something, in the old fort near Riften? I’ve considered joining up myself.”
*JUST. NO.*
Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard
_“Fancy blindfold you got there. Does it smell as bad for you as it does for me?”_
- Guards upon seeing you wear a dragon priest mask
Iron Armor: hey, not bad armor.
Iron weapon: lol TF is that pos?
Armor bias. 😂
Their glaze is massive
These guards really know their stuff, recognizing cursed and legendary weapons on sight
Well trained pros. 😁
Conclusions from this video: guards don’t like light armor despite wearing it all the time
They say that "lighly armored means light on your feet. Smart."
@@SoyUnZombi838 yeah
@@SoyUnZombi838They also say: "leather armor huh? Something to be said for going light"
To be fair, if there is a medium armor set, they’re wearing medium armor set
4:39 I'm watching this very drunk at a pub, and I've realized you zoomed into the guard when she says she doesn't trust Thieves Guild armor. Very good work, kind of funny.
Cool that you noticed that. 😁
They missed the opportunity to have a reaction to Scimitar and Nordic Carved equipment
For Scimitar: "Aye, that's one curvy blade right there, is it from Alik'r or Stros M'kai?
For Nordic Carved (Armor): "Gotta hand it to our brothers in Solstheim, their armor are menacing"
Weapon: "*whistle Are those Solstheim made?"
For Scimitar: "You're have a curved sword! Curved. Sword."
@@markmason2045 That too
@@markmason2045they also say that about the hammerfell agents in whiterun
You come talking to me wearing imperial armor? YOU GOT STEW FOR BRAINS?
2:52 for the briefest moment I thought you'd swing.
I was going to but decided not to do it. Good catch. 😁
I had no idea the guards would react differently to the heavy and light Imperial armour! I do wish though they made an unknowing comment (like Namira's ring or being a werewolf) about the Ebony Blade. Imagine something like "that blade looks strong enough to protect you, and your companions. Am i right?" 😂
That would be awesome if they did that. 😊
I mean, Is a very rare material but not some misterius artifact, Is fine that a Warrior know different types of material
@@mindofshadow1780no the daedric artefact ebony blade, the one where you have to kill npcs that like you to power up
2:39 that accent and how he said steel gave the vc's nationality away
What do you think is the vc's nationality? 😊
I think it's German, it has the Sch sound but those dialogues makes me want to go back playing Skyrim
I appreciate the fact, that you didn't just stop at the standard armor. Thank you🤙👌
I'm glad you enjoyed it. You're welcome. 😊
1:28 I love the way he says “YOU GOT STEW FOR BRAINS?!?!”
“Keep your arrows in your quiver, archer”
What do you aim to do with that hammer, friend ? Knock down a house ? Gotta be my favorite
There should’ve been another line for the Peepee Oculatus armor. “The Blades were better at their jobs.”
Whenever I’m doing a two-handed build I always go for volendrung, it stays useful all the way to the end of the game because it’s essentially an ebony warhammer you can get at LEVEL FUCKING NINE
I also like the compliments in regards to the size of my hammer
Daedric Armor: You can sell all that junk in Bits and Pieces.
magnificent, i didnt hear some of this back in my play days
Everytime you unseathe your weapons for a moment I thought you were gonna hit the guards
I actually wanted to. 😁
I think the one about namira's ring is mentioned only if you actually feast on a corpse
I'm not too sure. I'll test it out. 😊
I fucking love the Skyrim guards they're so funny
God I love Skyrim
The reaction I hate the most, is when you have revived a body. Everyone constantly complains about you stinking of magic.
In my first run, I had learned the final revival spell with unlimited duration. Problem was, my zombie got lost while fast traveling, and i could not get rid of the effect anymore.
Don't travel between Skyrim and Solstheim with a zombie.
Yeah. The guards really hate conjurers. Even insults you by asking if you can conjure them up a bed.
Those last two were defenitely the funniest.
The "big hammer" line got me 😂
@@lowresgamingdude Yeah! But I thought the "You breath is foul. What have you been eating?" was the funniest!
@@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV especially because that ring allows you to eat people
@@Paarthurnax. Oh that's amazing! Makes it even 10x better!
No guards were hurt in this record
I was tempted to end the guard when he made a comment about DBs stinky breath if I'm being honest. 😁
You forget the Ancient Falmer Almor also gets a reaction from guards 😏
Honestly as a nord wearing elven armor it's funny they insult the eleven armor
Elven armor looks dope tho especially if your horse is also wearing elven armor.
My honest mace of molag balls reaction:
WHY THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT DAEDRIC ONES?
bucuz daedric armor is uglee
if you see a guy wearing armour that looks like it was forged by the blood of demons I would avoid him too
@@Forozzaalso deadric armor being the second best looking armor in the game:
@@mindofshadow1780 that is definitely subjective. which is why your opinion is valid. but those asymmetrical spikes and red and black color scheme don't do it for me
the guards sound so swedish
Some female guards sounded russian to me.
@@lowresgamingdudeEh. I used to date an Icelandic girl and I’m friends with a ukrainian one and a siberian one (east russia) and they sound much more norse to me. Idk about swedish maybe danish or norwegian
I mean, they are Nords, so it'd make sense
No, i don't wield Azura's Star. They don't let me throw here like in Morrowind
Female Skyrim guard got me tweakin
I’m more bent on the changes of ambience with each showcase of dialogue
Apologies if it's not to your liking. I had to try different guards to get the dialogues. 😁
@@lowresgamingdude no it’s a wonderful thing
Why looks like guards don't have a reaction when you have a daedric armor? Or even others
I was wondering that as well. I tried wearing all the other armors and weapons but couldn't get a reaction from the guards. Maybe not all gears have guard reactions.
Well thats bad, now I guess if Babette says anything if you meet her as a vampire
I'll put that on my video ideas list. Thanks. 😊
@@lowresgamingdude I would avoid a guy wearing what looks to be armour forged with the blood of demons too
@@lowresgamingdudei know they can Say something about the dark Brotherhood but im not sure It Is only when you wear the armor or wean you are part of the faction
Meanwhile in The Witcher 3 not a single soul reacted to my armor, a heavy narrative game but a dead world
Who doesnt love SCHTEEL 😂
7:56 I was expecting you to dew it.
What do you mean? Vid isn't even that long. 😁
I wish theres comments for daedric gear
Do they also reacted to the dlc armors? Like dawn guard armor etc
Apparently they don't. I kept trying but no reaction. ☹️
@@lowresgamingdude dang it bethesda you had one job
Daedric armor?
I tried daedric out as well. Couldn't get any reaction. ☹️
@@lowresgamingdude what a pity
Why does no one ever make comments about daedric armor
Maybe everyone is too scared to say anything. 😁
Ugh gonna reinstall Skyrim for the 17th time…
Have fun! 😊
This is all vanilla?
Yes. Just vanilla plus DLCs. 😊
Is this a mod? I rarely hear those comments..
Nope. Just vanilla plus DLCs.
Just spam E on the guards to get the reactions. Main issue is timing and editing, but it's literally an hour of recording EACH of the gear you have!
Too bad the Rueful Axe is an actual dogshit weapon
wonder if theirs one for clavicus viles mask
None when I tested it. It would've been cool if there was.
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Thanks man. You're an angel. 😊
I love this video ❤
Keep up the good work
Why don't I get these reactions?
You just have to keep bugging the guards a few times while wearing the item. Thanks for the kind words. 😊