The one where Pie just comes right out and tells us what he thinks of Matt Hancock. WARNING: Strong Language. For tickets to see Jonathan Pie's LIVE Autumn tour go to www.jonathanpie.com/
You need to get out more. He's been following the money for years now and betrays those who helped him get to where he is. It's why he never really broke into the mainstream - can't be trusted.
Satire (noun): the use of humour, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
My wife who is a nurse doesn’t have time to go to the loo or eat or drink as then are so busy in Great Weatern hospital Swindon... Meanwhile the health minister in charge of those hospitals has time for a affair... and a payrise! Something is wrong in this world!
Maybe those of us who work in the public sector actually want people to stay alive, safe, fed, educated and housed. Bearing in mind the cuts before covid and no significant increase in staffing levels most of us just worked flat out. My mrs was doing 80hrs running a virtual classroom from the living room whilst I tried to deliver thousands of food Parcels a day rather than have hundreds a week collected. Maybe i should have lunch watch an episode of tv and someone can go without food
@@Fireglo you're presuming people have the opportunity to which is kinda the whole point... Also, it's incredibly obvious you've never been in a job that was so intense you didn't have the opportunity to go to the toilet so stop giving your opinion on something you know nothing about
Therein lies the problem. only sorry when they get caught. Otherwise, as long as they can get away doing whatever they want, they'll continue to do so.
He's not even sorry he's been caught. Do you think it will have harmed him financially or by ways of future employment? These people have connections in big firms outside of their career in politics. He won't lose any sleep over it and is laughing all the way to the bank.
@nooneyouknowtv He said it at 1:06 in this video ua-cam.com/video/6QQWER16J78/v-deo.html. What can I say, the guy won't let the self destruction of his family get in the way of paying homage to his masters.
@nooneyouknowtv I am trying to show that he's so much of a bought-and-paid-for TWIRP that he's more bothered about spouting off part of a corrupt political agenda than making some kind of amends for what he's done... In a video that's supposed to be concerned with the latter.
I have never heard this, but it is the most accurate and concise description of what we all know to be true. The interesting thing is that it is a quote that has held up to the test of time.
Reminds me of my bully at school. He thought I was self isolating but I wasn’t so he told everyone I got fined £1000 when obviously I wasn’t. Two days later, he was self-isolating and broke the rules and got fined. That just warms my soul.
Is this supposed to be humour? It’s actually a short and accurate episode of Panorama!! The truth in a few minutes. I laughed my arse off and thank you for saying what the country is feeling; well done!
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear mar
Comedy always tell the Truth, Problem is, is that they see it as Comedy. Reminds me what the Teacher said, Make Knowledge Entertaining and you will Learn More. ;-)
i need Matt Hancock to see this. I need him to know that in 20 years he will be a funny anecdote that an a level student writes about in their history essay. this will never go away
@@armosa It grabbed my attention pretty quickly due to the correct use of antithesis! Not only is David inebriated with his own verbosity, he has an element of satirical wit to soften the blow! I'll likely never recover from actually liking a UA-cam comment. David, you have ruined me. My next logical step to like a each "first" comment I see and be happy that I was part of it!
Symbolism is everything and in one second I could see this guy is bad. Trying to push you away forward on the real issue of the contracts! do some research and name them! Probably his next employees would be a good start! As I'm listening to this prick I can hear him only focused on the affair when again it's the financial affairs! This guy is a shill . Stay away
I saw that *WE VOTED PIES* spray painted the whole way across a bridge over the M6 a handfull of year ago .. Almost swerved into other lane cos I laughed so hard!!! No one..ever...ever . Will get our sarcastic, on point, sarcastic humerus take on life.. HMS Boaty McBoatface says it all... Crown reaction says the rest... Yeah, don't be surprised by Hancock or Corbin or bojo or stalmer ... They are not on the same team exactly . But they are playing the exact same power game. Trust in your UK british brothers n sisters ... Average guy is sound... Don't believe the hype.
It would be supremely entertaining if Mr Pie were to confront the execrable excuses for humanity we have parading as politicians. It's about time somebody did and I can't think of any one better.
*THAT SUMMED UP* my every feeling and emotion about this and the entire government. I don't live in the UK any longer and God help me I will never have to. SORRY to those who got caught up in the collapse of the UK through no fault of their own.
I agree, I left the U.K. 15 years ago, best move ever and I’ve been around a bit! I’m not sorry for those left,most seem to have embraced it all with a will! Curtain twitchers, ratting each other out, Oh! Boy what I got away from! Good luck where ever you are!
I left 10 years ago. Feel sorry for my family because they are my family but overall the UK is getting what it deserves. I never thought I would see the day when people enjoy being locked away and told what to do. Comparatively few are demonstrating against this tyranny, most just don't give a f**k.
Sadly approximately a third voted for Brexit taking us out of the EU so most of us are now trapped in the UK with an increasingly corrupt government with little chance of change.
@@fredxxxxx Unfortunately we live in a democracy. Where the 51% of dumbasses get to tell the 49% intelligent people what to do. Perhaps Socrates was right.
I don't think I've ever seen Jonathan so deeply, viscerally angry as he is in this one - and that's saying something. Thanks for verbalising what all of us - apart from the lickspittles - are feeling right now about this shower of sleazebags. 👏
I feel there is more of Tom in this one than we've ever seen before; at the end that wasn't the usual frustrated Jonathan, that was a thoroughly p*ssed off Tom creeping through.
@@DJShadesUK Not sure who 'Tom' is, but there was more than a hint of Yardie in this performance - no shit. I'm guessing he's not quite as posh as he pretends to be for comedic value...
really?? Do most of the people think this? Then why do they keep voting those idiots in? It's the same in my country, most people keep voting for inapt, incompetent politicians who have proven themselves to not giving a fuck about the people, and are only there for their own power and money.
@@luxmoto7344 More people voted against this government than for it. They keep getting in because thanks to our shitty electoral system it's not a question of who wins the election, but who loses it the least.
Symbolism is everything and in one second I could see this guy is bad. Trying to push you away forward on the real issue of the contracts! do some research and name them! Probably his next employees would be a good start! As I'm listening to this prick I can hear him only focused on the affair when again it's the financial affairs! This guy is a shill . Stay away
Yeah the Brits obviously like to be royally shafted. It was unfortunate these rats held power prior to covid but the fact they are still in is crazy. The PMs let the bodies pile high in their thousands is evidence enough to the UKs low standards.
Caroline 'Carrie' Johnson (nee Symonds) was Director of communications for the Cons when Johnson was jabbing her.behind his family's back. Wonder how she got that job..
Probably Boris's suggestion. MH: "Hey mate, how do you get away with it every time?" BJ: "You're doing it all wrong. Hire them, then you can shag on the taxpayer's money" MH: "Great idea, thanks for the tip"
We are assuming she's shit at her job though, which is pretty harsh You can have an affair and be good at your job too, it's not impossible He should quit though, he broke his own rules, no physical contact allowed
My retired vicar was unable to be with his dying wife of 60 odd years about the same time Hancock was breaking his own rules. Heart breaking. We need to clear out the swamp.
I hear you mate, but unfortunately clearing him out the swamp still leaves, well, a swamp. Using your metaphor I think slash and burn agriculture is only the way to go.
@@ALifeOfWine Problem is the other parties are just as useless. Can you imagine Starmer in charge? Wembley would have been empty for the Germany game cos everyone would permanently be barricaded indoors to "save the NHS."
@@flex4lyfe I'm not the biggest fan of Starter, he seems just like Tony Blair 2.0 to me, but you've got to remember that we've had 3 waves of this fucking virus because of these incompetent shits in power and we're the only 1st world Island nation to still have the basic variant. New Zealand and Australia, two other Island nations of comparable wealth were the first two to countries to have been 99% covid free for almost a year now (until the Delta variant came along of course). Which shows how we could have done if restrictions had been put in place sooner and with an actual gradual release plan rather than the haphazardness of Boris's bullshit.
@@ALifeOfWine I wouldn’t even call him tony Blair 2.0. At least tony could get stuff done (not necessarily good but stuff), at least tony had support from a lot of his own party
@@BDaMonkey no you're misreading. I'm saying he's talking about governments limited liberties. So I point out he's probably someone who would say this. And then vote for a political party that contains communists. Trotskyites and maoists. Who have people like macdonnell who stood beneath banners of stalin and Lenin whilst giving a speech. Who have Diane abbot who said chairman mao did more good than bad. The left has a true penchant for authoritarianism. With or without pandemics. Hope that helped you understand what you missed first read.
@@IsaacJ143 Labour haven't been in power for the last ten years mate. This is about the conservatives. Bringing Labour into it is just fucking silly. This isn't a football match.
He should have been fired and investigated long time ago for his corruption - handing out millions of pounds worth of contracts without tender to family, mates and neighbours.
@@marcin959 We NEED a Gov't of HUMAN BEINGS, Not a bunch of Corporate Slags, No Left or Right wing, ONE that incorporates Morals, Equality and Justice, as in NO ONE is Literally ABOVE THE LAW, that includes those Ponces/Nonces in Peado Palace. Only then will there be True Justice.
As children were literally denied access to their dying parents, this absolute throbber is breaking the rules and handing multi-million pound contracts out to his chums. And he will get away with it as nobody cares enough anymore.
You would think the pandemic would have helped developed everyone into looking the Gov and its actions far more closely. But instead we had paid nutters putting the 'Scamdemic' angle out there which in turn keeps the infighting going rather than a collective effort to fix shit.
Absolutely, on point! We elect the government so really they work for us, but as people will just blindly follow what they're told people like matt Hancock can get away with anything!! I still don't know why people are voting for such a government
Imagine someone in covid intensive care, not allowed loved ones to say a final goodbye as they fight alone for their last painful breathes on this earth all due to the governments incompetence. Then cut to Hancock rubbing up against and groping the arse of his paid lover in contravention of his own rules while sniggering at the hapless voting proles who keep the self-entitled ruling class in power. Mr. Pie’s rant has liberated my anger. ......his resignation has been announced!
And all the poor little children that died without there parents even being present because of these dirty low down scum who do not care for us the public 1 bit
This piece is still THE number 1 JP broadcast imho. Straight from Toms heart and scoring a huge bullseye on one of the most despicable UK politicians, since WW2!!!
Like a true reporter, love how he shows sheer rage and hatred, then within a millisecond smiles at the camera and goes back into fake mode. Genius Mr Pie 👏👏
The crescendo of rage at the end is just masterful. It's rare to be able to use such brutal swear words with such elegance. Thank you for speaking so many minds Jonathan Pie!
I have to say as English as a second language, the numbers of words of swearing this week increased by 80% on my vocabulary and I love it. Well done man!!!
Marks and Gran had their fingers directly on the pulse, as did Jonathan Lynn/Anthony Jay with Yes Minister/Prime Minister. It's when parody becomes fact that we have to be scared. We currently have fact as pure parody and these cnuts don't give a damn......
What’s bizarre is that these tossers keep winning general elections! I truly hope they get a right good kicking next time…we just need a half decent opposition though (so won’t hold my breath) 😞
Not surprised by his behaviour. Lets face it, theses scandals are happening all the time its just he's dumb enough to get caught. People in high places are the worst type of hypocrites.
To be fair, who the hell put the secret camera in there ? Someone has made a lot of money from that footage Bloke is however a hypocrite and should quit, he broke his own rules 🤷♂️
That's because he is Johnson's whip boy. "Have an interview? Send Matt to take all the lashing" "A scandal broke out? Send Matt to do damage control" That's his only purpose.
@@warwickeng5491 always have a fall guy for your incompetence He's not as dumb as he makes himself out to be, always saw Johnson as a very intelligent con man But the alternative was Corbyn and I'd argue he was worse and the people he surrounded himself with were a joke I spoiled my ballot because the parties chose insults as leaders and you can tell everything about a party by its choice of leader, we have no parties in this country now with any credibility or people you'd say are capable of doing the job well I'd however argue our country is perfectly set up for a virus like Covid to flourish, we're a genuine multicultural success story and an international hub, aswell as having a large elderly population, again a success story , perfect for a global virus to do well in, it's sad really
It doesn't matter if he gets sacked, he will be back in government in a few weeks time, or possibly a year down the line, look at the employment history of the current cabinet....
This isnt even satire, its just fact. It things like this that make me want to leave the UK and get a job somewhere else, but its not like this stuff doesn't happen anywhere else.
Wait…let me understand this…are you saying that he has less stress now but making more money than before? 😱 shocking! Where did i go wrong in my life? You forgot some alleged extra income from paid C19 test for people travelling into the uk.
He won’t be sacked though. They’ll change the headline for a week or 2, they’ll think we’ve forgotten about it and laugh away with a massive smug face.
I thought it was BJ who arranged this - he gets to fire his hopeless minister for reasons other than the deaths of UK citizens now, never having to admit or address that those deaths would likely have been prevented if he put someone remotely competent in charge.
Ol' BJ gotta hope England win the Euros now, so he can justify having all those Non tested VIPs here and that the news of the footiewill wipe away all this Wankcock crap, then he hasn't actually got to sack him
"I'm a politician, and that means I'm a liar and a cheat, and when I'm not kissin' babies, I'm stealing their lollipops..." Jeffrey Pelt, a character in Hunt for Red October.
No. Don't normalize the perception that politicians are liars. Evasive yes, but liars no. People only say "all politicians are liars" in order to justify voting for the ones known to be liars.
@@OrcusMaximus Hancock has been proven to be a liar around so many Covid issues, BoJo the malevolent clown has been sacked multiple times for lying, Priti Patel has been sacked for lying, should I go on?
The six dislikes are from people who don't think Pie was savage enough.
Up to 27 now, probabally the kids he has.
Or for saying "tax dollars"
@@Ant-P There's no such expression as "tax pounds", alas.
Definitely tax dollars. I was going to thumbs down myself because of it until he said "Hancock is a c..t!". Couldn't do it after that.
I disliked the video because it was too short...(I didn't really)
The dopamine high from Jonathan Pie's savagery hits like nothing else.
Couldn't have put it better myself 👏🏻✌🏼
I cant tell if hes still playing character in this one or if hes so sick it's just a genuine rant
Love it.. X
You need to get out more. He's been following the money for years now and betrays those who helped him get to where he is. It's why he never really broke into the mainstream - can't be trusted.
@@alexanderhowcroft8779 oh... I reckon it is absolutely genuine by this point 😂
Just discovered Jonathan Pie and haven’t stopped laughing. He says everything I’d like to .
You are in for a treat. Been watching him since 2017, and the whole brexit fiasco. He has been on the money every single time
Me too, haha, I’m binge watching all of them.
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Me too just found him.. Wow..
@@freddiestranger9783 Oh, FFS...🙄
I swear he reaches inside the head of every reasonable person in this nation and pulls out exactly what we're all thinking.
He couldn't have put it better. It's not even satire anymore.
I don't think its been satire for a while now
Even Spitting Images has turned into a Documentary
It really never has been. He gives political journalists a run for their money.
Do you ever look at yes minister/prime minister or the thick of it. They don't seem ridiculous any more.
Satire (noun): the use of humour, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
Like a scalpel, cutting to the bone of truth.
When Pie uses the word “c**t”, it is used with precision, necessity and venom.
It still hurts me that ‘cunt’ is the strongest insult he could come up with. I’m rather fond of mine..
Yes. It rang like a bell. . .
Except he lacks warmth and depth, the capacity to give joy and the elemental power it give birth to all of humanity
Puttin' lipstick on a pig.
@@hannabaal150 The two former concepts have some truth in them. And Jonathan is true. Truth is what we all seek. :0
Literally who in their right mind can downvote this. Also that was the most beautiful use of the word ‘C***’ ever.
It’s probably Matt using multiple accounts
must be them posh tories
Tory trolls🤔
The spawn of Borris probably
it's a 1% downvote to 99% upvote rate
My wife who is a nurse doesn’t have time to go to the loo or eat or drink as then are so busy in Great Weatern hospital Swindon...
Meanwhile the health minister in charge of those hospitals has time for a affair... and a payrise! Something is wrong in this world!
A bathroom break is a legal requirement stop talking shit.
@@Fireglo just because something is a legal requirement doesn't actually mean people stick to it, example: Matt Hancock
@@gemgwilliam well if you don't take the break you're legally entitled to then you're an idiot.
Maybe those of us who work in the public sector actually want people to stay alive, safe, fed, educated and housed. Bearing in mind the cuts before covid and no significant increase in staffing levels most of us just worked flat out. My mrs was doing 80hrs running a virtual classroom from the living room whilst I tried to deliver thousands of food Parcels a day rather than have hundreds a week collected. Maybe i should have lunch watch an episode of tv and someone can go without food
@@Fireglo you're presuming people have the opportunity to which is kinda the whole point...
Also, it's incredibly obvious you've never been in a job that was so intense you didn't have the opportunity to go to the toilet so stop giving your opinion on something you know nothing about
"I'd feel sorry for his wife if he wasn't having an affair, because she's married to Matt Hancock."
Ouch...
Who knows ...
Awesome line!
Lmfao
Funny how I was thinking the exact same thing!
Before being judgmental, you should think about WHY he might be having an affair.
Handcock isn't sorry for what he did, he's sorry he got caught doing it.
Give Hancock some credit... he remembered to say "Build Back Better" in his apology message.
Therein lies the problem. only sorry when they get caught. Otherwise, as long as they can get away doing whatever they want, they'll continue to do so.
He's not even sorry he's been caught. Do you think it will have harmed him financially or by ways of future employment? These people have connections in big firms outside of their career in politics. He won't lose any sleep over it and is laughing all the way to the bank.
@nooneyouknowtv He said it at 1:06 in this video ua-cam.com/video/6QQWER16J78/v-deo.html. What can I say, the guy won't let the self destruction of his family get in the way of paying homage to his masters.
@nooneyouknowtv I am trying to show that he's so much of a bought-and-paid-for TWIRP that he's more bothered about spouting off part of a corrupt political agenda than making some kind of amends for what he's done... In a video that's supposed to be concerned with the latter.
Finally someone is expressing how we feel.
Absolutely brilliant... and spot on with the analysis of Matt Hanprick.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies” - Groucho Marx
Another example of why Marxism is the only reasonable method of organization for society!
I'm surprised self-enrichment isn't also in there
I have never heard this, but it is the most accurate and concise description of what we all know to be true. The interesting thing is that it is a quote that has held up to the test of time.
Didn’t he say though he wouldn’t implement anything in society he’s said
@@keithshippey230 who, groucho marx? Or his brother?
Hancock has demanded 10 year prison sentences for those of us who break quarantine rules. And stated that Ferguson had to resign after he broke them.
One rule for you...
He's in with the N.W.O.
It seems he's now fallen on his (pork) sword.
He resigned half an hour ago.
@@briancohenthepfjmassive.4769 👍
at least his wife is now free
Reminds me of my bully at school. He thought I was self isolating but I wasn’t so he told everyone I got fined £1000 when obviously I wasn’t. Two days later, he was self-isolating and broke the rules and got fined. That just warms my soul.
Is this supposed to be humour? It’s actually a short and accurate episode of Panorama!! The truth in a few minutes. I laughed my arse off and thank you for saying what the country is feeling; well done!
"Many a true word was said in jest"
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear mar
@somedeveloperblokey Metonymically speaking, they do! 😉
@somedeveloperblokey really? becasue the UK feels like shit right now
Wi6h the actual politics being a co,edgy show of epic proportions it’s hard to actually make it seem more shambolic than it actually is!
Is this one of Jonathan Pie’s most savage skits he’s ever done? Said what we’re all thinking
Could well be. There was genuine hatred in his face at the end. Well deserved too.
I dont think it was a skit
Seems to have worked, he resigned, like, an hour after this was posted.
He is usually composed in his tirades, it's a youtube show after all, but that last part at the end, I think he was actually genuinely angered.
He 💯 nailed it
How did we get to a point where comedy is just telling the truth?
Comedy always tell the Truth, Problem is, is that they see it as Comedy. Reminds me what the Teacher said, Make Knowledge Entertaining and you will Learn More. ;-)
Because if you didn't laugh at the state of politics in this country, you'd cry...
i need Matt Hancock to see this. I need him to know that in 20 years he will be a funny anecdote that an a level student writes about in their history essay. this will never go away
Jonathon Pie is the antithesis of The Incredible Hulk - I like him when he's angry.
I have probably not read a better comment on youtube recently
@@armosa It grabbed my attention pretty quickly due to the correct use of antithesis!
Not only is David inebriated with his own verbosity, he has an element of satirical wit to soften the blow!
I'll likely never recover from actually liking a UA-cam comment.
David, you have ruined me. My next logical step to like a each "first" comment I see and be happy that I was part of it!
Symbolism is everything and in one second I could see this guy is bad. Trying to push you away forward on the real issue of the contracts! do some research and name them! Probably his next employees would be a good start! As I'm listening to this prick I can hear him only focused on the affair when again it's the financial affairs! This guy is a shill . Stay away
OK I'm voting pie to be prime minister, WHOS WITH ME✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊
I saw that *WE VOTED PIES* spray painted the whole way across a bridge over the M6 a handfull of year ago ..
Almost swerved into other lane cos I laughed so hard!!!
No one..ever...ever . Will get our sarcastic, on point, sarcastic humerus take on life..
HMS Boaty McBoatface says it all...
Crown reaction says the rest...
Yeah, don't be surprised by Hancock or Corbin or bojo or stalmer ... They are not on the same team exactly .
But they are playing the exact same power game.
Trust in your UK british brothers n sisters ... Average guy is sound... Don't believe the hype.
I am hes the man he don’t mince his words
A million percent
*Pime Minister
Ooooh! me me me me.
This is totally accurate on every level. Well done sir!
It would be supremely entertaining if Mr Pie were to confront the execrable excuses for humanity we have parading as politicians. It's about time somebody did and I can't think of any one better.
*THAT SUMMED UP* my every feeling and emotion about this and the entire government.
I don't live in the UK any longer and God help me I will never have to. SORRY to those who got caught up in the collapse of the UK through no fault of their own.
I agree, I left the U.K. 15 years ago, best move ever and I’ve been around a bit! I’m not sorry for those left,most seem to have embraced it all with a will! Curtain twitchers, ratting each other out, Oh! Boy what I got away from! Good luck where ever you are!
where have you moved to? Why is it better? Out of curiosity, no judgement in this
I left 10 years ago. Feel sorry for my family because they are my family but overall the UK is getting what it deserves. I never thought I would see the day when people enjoy being locked away and told what to do. Comparatively few are demonstrating against this tyranny, most just don't give a f**k.
Sadly approximately a third voted for Brexit taking us out of the EU so most of us are now trapped in the UK with an increasingly corrupt government with little chance of change.
@@fredxxxxx Unfortunately we live in a democracy. Where the 51% of dumbasses get to tell the 49% intelligent people what to do. Perhaps Socrates was right.
I don't think I've ever seen Jonathan so deeply, viscerally angry as he is in this one - and that's saying something. Thanks for verbalising what all of us - apart from the lickspittles - are feeling right now about this shower of sleazebags. 👏
I feel there is more of Tom in this one than we've ever seen before; at the end that wasn't the usual frustrated Jonathan, that was a thoroughly p*ssed off Tom creeping through.
"viscerally" ... best word i've seen on YT for a while :)
Keep my name out of this shitshow
Well said 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@@DJShadesUK Not sure who 'Tom' is, but there was more than a hint of Yardie in this performance - no shit. I'm guessing he's not quite as posh as he pretends to be for comedic value...
You have put it better than anyone else has so far. 100% nail on the head! 👍🏻
I'm glad that this is here to remind everybody that we shouldn't be used to it and we should still get pissed
Jonathan Pie is literally the voice of the British people - he says what most of us think of our politicians.
Yea cause throwing the 666 symbolism.. he is paid
really?? Do most of the people think this? Then why do they keep voting those idiots in? It's the same in my country, most people keep voting for inapt, incompetent politicians who have proven themselves to not giving a fuck about the people, and are only there for their own power and money.
@@Daniboi971 define “woke”
@@Daniboi971 do you equally lament “do Golders” also?
@@luxmoto7344 More people voted against this government than for it. They keep getting in because thanks to our shitty electoral system it's not a question of who wins the election, but who loses it the least.
This should be a piece on Newsnight.
That's the whole point of the show: telling with honest and witty brutality what everybody knows/thinks but is never in the news.
Sheer brilliance, I'm amazed he gets away with it 😂
Symbolism is everything and in one second I could see this guy is bad. Trying to push you away forward on the real issue of the contracts! do some research and name them! Probably his next employees would be a good start! As I'm listening to this prick I can hear him only focused on the affair when again it's the financial affairs! This guy is a shill . Stay away
And a 45second slot on Politics Today.
Never stop doing what you do Jonathan, the best thing ive heard😂
probably the most appropriate use of the word "c***" you will ever see
He literally hired his mistress on taxpayers' money. Like Johnson giving taxpayers' money to Arcuri.
And they were both slipping them more than just a few quid!
Yeah the Brits obviously like to be royally shafted. It was unfortunate these rats held power prior to covid but the fact they are still in is crazy.
The PMs let the bodies pile high in their thousands is evidence enough to the UKs low standards.
Caroline 'Carrie' Johnson (nee Symonds) was Director of communications for the Cons when Johnson was jabbing her.behind his family's back. Wonder how she got that job..
Probably Boris's suggestion.
MH: "Hey mate, how do you get away with it every time?"
BJ: "You're doing it all wrong. Hire them, then you can shag on the taxpayer's money"
MH: "Great idea, thanks for the tip"
We are assuming she's shit at her job though, which is pretty harsh
You can have an affair and be good at your job too, it's not impossible
He should quit though, he broke his own rules, no physical contact allowed
My retired vicar was unable to be with his dying wife of 60 odd years about the same time Hancock was breaking his own rules. Heart breaking. We need to clear out the swamp.
I hear you mate, but unfortunately clearing him out the swamp still leaves, well, a swamp.
Using your metaphor I think slash and burn agriculture is only the way to go.
@@ALifeOfWine Problem is the other parties are just as useless. Can you imagine Starmer in charge? Wembley would have been empty for the Germany game cos everyone would permanently be barricaded indoors to "save the NHS."
@@flex4lyfe I'm not the biggest fan of Starter, he seems just like Tony Blair 2.0 to me, but you've got to remember that we've had 3 waves of this fucking virus because of these incompetent shits in power and we're the only 1st world Island nation to still have the basic variant.
New Zealand and Australia, two other Island nations of comparable wealth were the first two to countries to have been 99% covid free for almost a year now (until the Delta variant came along of course). Which shows how we could have done if restrictions had been put in place sooner and with an actual gradual release plan rather than the haphazardness of Boris's bullshit.
@@ALifeOfWine I wouldn’t even call him tony Blair 2.0. At least tony could get stuff done (not necessarily good but stuff), at least tony had support from a lot of his own party
@@flex4lyfe vote for me then tell me what you want ill make it happen
This has to be the best Jonathan Pie skit since the Trump election one. I've watched it at least 10 x now. So good.
Priceless! Jonathan Pie is priceless. Thank you, Jonathan!
Lets hope someone stands up in parliament and repeats this word for word.
Lol, they are all at it, it's just that old hand-job got caught on camera. Now his Rise 8s a big flop, such a disappointment for his mistress😏
I'll do it. I ever get the chance.
Each and every time. Pie just nails it! He’s like my inner voice.
I second that.
Wow what an inner voice!
When Jonathon Pie becomes the voice of reason, ITS well past the time for a CHANGE of Government, J.P for PM.Jonathon Pie for number 10 .🎼🎼🎼👏🎉👍
This is where I get my news from these days.
Dynamite as usual.
This is so funny and I could not say better myself. It is one of the best exposure I saw in a while. Thanks Pie x
This is the only guy expressing public mood at the moment. More power to him.
Sorry, but public mood is ok with this, remember the Tories are in power.
Welcome to the internet. Is this your first day here?
o.k, a naf joke. Heres a link as compensation. UKColumn d org They upload a video a few times a week.
I think you'll find Keith Cuntabout, aka Andrew Lawrence, is doing better, and more often!
@@alastairward2774 Kinda shows how far we've fallen as a country
That wasn't in character, he really meant that. Every word of it.
It felt like it!
Good for him!
He always means what he says.
Possibly the best thing that I've seen in 15 months. Wonderful stuff. 😂😂
Yup
"It's jobs for the totty as well" killed me
This needs to be played everywhere Matt Hancock goes!
The most disappointing thing is this won't affect the broad public opinion for this inept, embezzling government who continue to erode our liberties.
Yet you probably vote Labour.
It won't affect boris no, but I do think Hancock will be gone by Xmas at the latest.
@@IsaacJ143 - Can't acknowledge how bad this is.
- Talks about Labour for some reason.
@@BDaMonkey no you're misreading. I'm saying he's talking about governments limited liberties. So I point out he's probably someone who would say this. And then vote for a political party that contains communists. Trotskyites and maoists. Who have people like macdonnell who stood beneath banners of stalin and Lenin whilst giving a speech. Who have Diane abbot who said chairman mao did more good than bad. The left has a true penchant for authoritarianism. With or without pandemics.
Hope that helped you understand what you missed first read.
@@IsaacJ143 Labour haven't been in power for the last ten years mate. This is about the conservatives. Bringing Labour into it is just fucking silly. This isn't a football match.
Brilliant absolutely brilliant. Hit the nail precisely on the head JP . Please keep up the good work.
Good Grief ! Jonathan Pie and I don't always see eye to eye but, My God, did he get this one RIGHT !!
He should have been fired and investigated long time ago for his corruption - handing out millions of pounds worth of contracts without tender to family, mates and neighbours.
You need a strong right wing government to tackle corruption.
@@marcin959 🤣🤣🤣
@@marcin959 Is that some kind of sarcastic aside, or are you a tool of epic poportions?
...well.... today's Conservative party sure as hell can't claim to be the party of family-values ....
@@marcin959 We NEED a Gov't of HUMAN BEINGS, Not a bunch of Corporate Slags, No Left or Right wing, ONE that incorporates Morals, Equality and Justice, as in NO ONE is Literally ABOVE THE LAW, that includes those Ponces/Nonces in Peado Palace. Only then will there be True Justice.
As children were literally denied access to their dying parents, this absolute throbber is breaking the rules and handing multi-million pound contracts out to his chums. And he will get away with it as nobody cares enough anymore.
Yep nobody cares.... there is no opposition and the public are so easy to control. They cab do what they like.
You would think the pandemic would have helped developed everyone into looking the Gov and its actions far more closely. But instead we had paid nutters putting the 'Scamdemic' angle out there which in turn keeps the infighting going rather than a collective effort to fix shit.
Absolutely, on point! We elect the government so really they work for us, but as people will just blindly follow what they're told people like matt Hancock can get away with anything!! I still don't know why people are voting for such a government
@@beniteztheconman absolutely couldn't have said it better myself
@@-The-Darkside THANKYOU! Now we need more people with this mentality to rise up and bring this government to its knees
At last, someone saying what most people are thinking. Good on you, Jonathan, keep up the good work and shame the lot of them !!!
Jonathan Pie speaking truth to power.
I don't think I could love you more.
Keep it up speaking for a grateful nation.
Dang this guy hits the nail on the head! Sounds viscous but he’s not wrong. One rule for them and another for us.
Sounds thick and sticky? Well, maybe...
Nothing sounds as viscous as a Pie-lava-rant!
Jonathon Pie is a very skilled carpenter.
As viscous as oily sleazebag Matt Hancock - Gove factor: 100%
Different Species .. Same Swamp.
Imagine someone in covid intensive care, not allowed loved ones to say a final goodbye as they fight alone for their last painful breathes on this earth all due to the governments incompetence.
Then cut to Hancock rubbing up against and groping the arse of his paid lover in contravention of his own rules while sniggering at the hapless voting proles who keep the self-entitled ruling class in power. Mr. Pie’s rant has liberated my anger. ......his resignation has been announced!
The government hasn't been "incompetent", they have followed the script. Time to wake up.
And all the poor little children that died without there parents even being present because of these dirty low down scum who do not care for us the public 1 bit
Love when jonathon says WANKCOCK👏👏👏😂😂😂
I think you should be reporting the news! That's exactly how I felt but I'm obviously not so good at expressing my opinion.
@@jasoncdebussy You got it. This is a UN agenda. UN doesn't give membership to political parties.
A publication borrowed you to keep me going. I appreciated that from both of you.
This piece is still THE number 1 JP broadcast imho. Straight from Toms heart and scoring a huge bullseye on one of the most despicable UK politicians, since WW2!!!
Like a true reporter, love how he shows sheer rage and hatred, then within a millisecond smiles at the camera and goes back into fake mode. Genius Mr Pie 👏👏
“Wancock’s Half Hour.”
Genius.
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I felt the same rush hearing Pie spew out that moniker. Colonics never felt so good!
I’m glad I’m not the only one who’s been calling him this all this time 🤣
I think half an hour is giving him a bit too much credit. I doubt he can even get that right.
You'll never make it as a politician because you tell it as it is. Keep up the good work !
Imagine waking up and being handed comedy gold.
Nailed it.
The crescendo of rage at the end is just masterful. It's rare to be able to use such brutal swear words with such elegance. Thank you for speaking so many minds Jonathan Pie!
I'd pay to have this inserted into the start of every news bulletin on every channel on UK TV. The actual truth!
Absolutely love your vids! Keep em coming!
Absolutely hysterical🤣🤣. Keep going JPie👍🏻👍🏻
I have to say as English as a second language, the numbers of words of swearing this week increased by 80% on my vocabulary and I love it. Well done man!!!
And when you open the subtitles, it seems that Mr. Hancock is indescribable. (--) is the best descripition.
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He left flowers for his wife at her doorstep. Outrageous !
We all thought Rik Mayall’s ‘New Statesman’ was a comedy.
Marks and Gran had their fingers directly on the pulse, as did Jonathan Lynn/Anthony Jay with Yes Minister/Prime Minister. It's when parody becomes fact that we have to be scared. We currently have fact as pure parody and these cnuts don't give a damn......
I loved that reality TV show
What’s bizarre is that these tossers keep winning general elections! I truly hope they get a right good kicking next time…we just need a half decent opposition though (so won’t hold my breath) 😞
Some of us knew better even then, they just hid it better
@@stevegeek Sadly the next decent opposition will come from the Far Right. They already have their own news channel that makes Fox seem soft-liberal.
You are the voice we need. Well done For this one 💪
This video is priceless. Please put Jonathan and Matt Wankock is a small room together?
Where is Wankock and Gina Totty now?
Perhaps in their chartered Lear jet with Rita Hora?
Not surprised by his behaviour. Lets face it, theses scandals are happening all the time its just he's dumb enough to get caught. People in high places are the worst type of hypocrites.
no lets not face it, lets confront it
To be fair, who the hell put the secret camera in there ?
Someone has made a lot of money from that footage
Bloke is however a hypocrite and should quit, he broke his own rules 🤷♂️
That's because he is Johnson's whip boy. "Have an interview? Send Matt to take all the lashing" "A scandal broke out? Send Matt to do damage control"
That's his only purpose.
@@warwickeng5491 always have a fall guy for your incompetence
He's not as dumb as he makes himself out to be, always saw Johnson as a very intelligent con man
But the alternative was Corbyn and I'd argue he was worse and the people he surrounded himself with were a joke
I spoiled my ballot because the parties chose insults as leaders and you can tell everything about a party by its choice of leader, we have no parties in this country now with any credibility or people you'd say are capable of doing the job well
I'd however argue our country is perfectly set up for a virus like Covid to flourish, we're a genuine multicultural success story and an international hub, aswell as having a large elderly population, again a success story , perfect for a global virus to do well in, it's sad really
@@ANDREWHALL28 was CCTV apparently.
Can't we just stream this into Parliament, and watch the reactions? I'd gladly pay for that!
That would be Fucking Awesome, Imagine if the Hackers Broke into ALL the t.v Stations, the Uproar. TLMFAO!!!
Fuck I felt in my bones, YES! That’s the energy that wins the war.
This is exactly what I wanted to say. Thankyou so much Mr pie 🙏🏻🌹🐝
He delivered that with a fusion of Shakespeare and Tyson. The guys a genius.
I'm imagining it with a bit more John Cleese.
@bssni touir but... but is for good
Matt Hancock is just the type of guy to watch James Bond in the bath and call himself “Bubble 07”
bubble 07 - no time to dry
What a disgusting image🤣🤣
@@lucasc5622 🤣🤣🤣
I laughed more at bubble 07 than i should of, aha.
Giving him far too much credit
Thank you Jonathan
It's so satisfying to hear you. Word's put together beautifully and perfectly. Good on you mate.
It doesn't matter if he gets sacked, he will be back in government in a few weeks time, or possibly a year down the line, look at the employment history of the current cabinet....
Public sector in general, not matter wich country is based on failing upwards.
Don’t hold back just say what you feel Jon.
That was a perfect expression of my own thoughts. Thanks!
Jonathan Pie for PM I’d vote for him in a heart beat
He's a political comedian. He most definitely wouldn't want you to vote for him.
@@jellyandme he’d do a better job than the wankers in office
@@jeanmichellelaurent yeah true, although that primarily comes down to the fact he has a heart. The bar is set so very low.
This isnt even satire, its just fact.
It things like this that make me want to leave the UK and get a job somewhere else, but its not like this stuff doesn't happen anywhere else.
Gutted. He’s now resigned. He’ll be sitting next to Jeremy Hunt on the same board of directors on £300000pa.
(Sorry missed a few zeros there)
Klaus schwab already lined his pockets for playing his part and atleast he has multiple streams of income like any genius entrepreneur lol
Picking up pay from the guardian to write articles about how a private NHS isn’t that bad of a thing.
Wait…let me understand this…are you saying that he has less stress now but making more money than before? 😱 shocking! Where did i go wrong in my life? You forgot some alleged extra income from paid C19 test for people travelling into the uk.
You also misspelt Jeremy ¢unit's name.
Standing O! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 BRAVO! BRAVO! ENCORE!
Love you! from the USA!
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I just bloody LOVE this character you created @JohnathanPie! 💕💖💕 I honestly feel quite relieved after your epic rants XxX
"I'm Matt Hancock's wife, and I approve this message!"
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YOU LIAR! I'm Hancock's wife!
Johnathan couldn’t wait for this video 😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Jonathan Pie.. love it! tells it like it is.👍🏼
This would be even funnier if it wasn’t fucking true!
Mr Pie dishing it out like no other
he is just returning the turds his targets drop all the time.
I've just subscribed,wow , fabulous ,funny and extremely eye opening ,I love it.👍👍👍👍
Just discovered your channel and I'm loving it.
That last line was the angriest and - I'd wager - the most sincere, line he's ever delivered.
He won’t be sacked though. They’ll change the headline for a week or 2, they’ll think we’ve forgotten about it and laugh away with a massive smug face.
I thought it was BJ who arranged this - he gets to fire his hopeless minister for reasons other than the deaths of UK citizens now, never having to admit or address that those deaths would likely have been prevented if he put someone remotely competent in charge.
Probably because a lot of people have!
By then they’re back to blaming the Labour Party for policies implemented in the last decade!
Ol' BJ gotta hope England win the Euros now, so he can justify having all those Non tested VIPs here and that the news of the footiewill wipe away all this Wankcock crap, then he hasn't actually got to sack him
Yes, ...all the way to the bank
@Matthew King yea, throw him under the bus when a career ending scandal happens...
"Snotty little rat-boy" might be the most British insult ever 😂
Brilliant 🤩
Spot on. He shouldn't even be allowed a seat in Parliament. Absolute disgrace.
It feels like this truly came from the heart. Bloody well said Pie
Wow!! Really felt I got something off my chest just watching this 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Fantastic, 👍
"I'm a politician, and that means I'm a liar and a cheat, and when I'm not kissin' babies, I'm stealing their lollipops..." Jeffrey Pelt, a character in Hunt for Red October.
No. Don't normalize the perception that politicians are liars. Evasive yes, but liars no. People only say "all politicians are liars" in order to justify voting for the ones known to be liars.
@@OrcusMaximus it's the literal quote from the movie he referenced.doesmt mean it's true.
@@OrcusMaximus Hancock has been proven to be a liar around so many Covid issues, BoJo the malevolent clown has been sacked multiple times for lying, Priti Patel has been sacked for lying, should I go on?
Yeh if you represent the torries well i feel so sorry for you because they dont care about anyone but themselves
Central Intelligent Agency, now there's a contradiction in terms!