Just Another School Shooting.

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  • Опубліковано 2 лип 2024
  • Pie discusses an everyday aspect of Modern America: Mass shootings.
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  • @AviationTV
    @AviationTV 5 років тому +993

    "sorry, which school shooting are we talking about again?"
    Damn. The fact that he uses the term "which"

    • @lucamateipintilie7006
      @lucamateipintilie7006 4 роки тому +5

      To real now

    • @tweetiepie551
      @tweetiepie551 4 роки тому +9

      We all use the word ' which' it's standard.

    • @maddie_1122
      @maddie_1122 4 роки тому +26

      @@tweetiepie551 the point is there shouldn't be too many to get confused about.

    • @clairduffy60
      @clairduffy60 4 роки тому +3

      Still ongoing.

    • @ultimate_pleb
      @ultimate_pleb 3 роки тому +10

      Are you talking about the one that happened 5 minutes ago or the one that happened 6 minutes ago
      Wait there's been 3 more massikers within this conversation

  • @TheScienceNerd100
    @TheScienceNerd100 2 роки тому +254

    Over 4 years later and this video become more and more relevant to American society

    • @VirusSI
      @VirusSI 2 роки тому +1

      But had it really? I wish it had, but I don't share your optimism.

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx Рік тому +1

      Not really.
      This is just the same thing any halfway decent American journalist is stating everytime this happens.

    • @whodarboilebamnames3990
      @whodarboilebamnames3990 8 місяців тому

      in 2022 there was 2-4 school shootings depending on your definition. School shooting just means any discharge of a firearm within 1000 feet of school grounds. You can go look at the numbers yourself, it's incredibly rare.

    • @velocorex4719
      @velocorex4719 7 місяців тому

      @@whodarboilebamnames3990bro it shouldn’t have to ‘be rare’. ‘Go look at the numbers’ talking about children being shot up in schools like it’s a calorie intake

    • @whodarboilebamnames3990
      @whodarboilebamnames3990 7 місяців тому

      @@velocorex4719 You can state that it's horrific but also incredibly rare to the point drowning in a bucket is more likely (this is not a joke, it's an actual stat).
      And what do you mean by it shouldn't have to be rare? Should it be common? What about daily? What do you even mean by this.

  • @micktaylor9618
    @micktaylor9618 4 роки тому +598

    omfg "lock and load its double maths ", i nearly shat myself laughing

    • @Dani_1012
      @Dani_1012 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ancientdots8162
      @ancientdots8162 4 роки тому +3

      Same lmao

    • @TyroneOne
      @TyroneOne 3 роки тому +2

      1:57 Timestamp

    • @steeldriver5338
      @steeldriver5338 3 роки тому

      I personally think armed teachers is a good idea. Why does no one else?

    • @Iustinfm
      @Iustinfm 3 роки тому +8

      @@steeldriver5338 First off, why does no other country need that? Change the system instead of trying to patch the problem and you won't have the problem. Secondly - statistics show that most gun deaths are accidental - people not trained well, young people getting access to them etc. The more guns there are, the more likely it is that someone will use it.

  • @dukkiegamer1733
    @dukkiegamer1733 6 років тому +362

    "It's just a phase they go through innit?"

  • @braddub8145
    @braddub8145 6 років тому +200

    "Lock and load, it's double fucking maths!"
    Love this channel

  • @benbobbins7938
    @benbobbins7938 6 років тому +2955

    18: Can buy a gun
    21: Can drink
    WTAF

    • @chimex4life
      @chimex4life 6 років тому +25

      Ben Bobbins spot on

    • @mrwalk6171
      @mrwalk6171 6 років тому +31

      I think it is 14 in Montana

    • @joewedg3703
      @joewedg3703 6 років тому +28

      More ale, less uzis

    • @geoffpoole9107
      @geoffpoole9107 6 років тому +201

      And Kinder Eggs are banned because of the risk of choking.

    • @GuinessOriginal
      @GuinessOriginal 6 років тому +66

      Chima Peter and in half the us states it's legal for an adult male to marry a 10 year old female. What a shithole country

  • @arohk4415
    @arohk4415 4 роки тому +422

    You can watch this video every week and it will still be relevant.

    • @arkmiller4802
      @arkmiller4802 4 роки тому +2

      Arohk quick entry from 6 months down the line, still right

    • @ianl1052
      @ianl1052 3 роки тому +13

      2020. Trump boasted that there were no school shootings during lockdown.
      Nice to see murderers were obeying lockdown rules.

    • @bilalmalik5002
      @bilalmalik5002 3 роки тому +10

      @@ianl1052 No school shootings during the Time that Majority of schools are closed? Woah, We got a genius here boys.

    • @ianl1052
      @ianl1052 3 роки тому +6

      @@bilalmalik5002
      Tell that to Teflon Don.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @friedrichjunzt
      @friedrichjunzt 2 роки тому +1

      Murrica is gods own country - taking care there are always enough children souls in heaven :)

  • @jhawk8085
    @jhawk8085 6 років тому +436

    The lady in the bottom left was takin a cheeky snap of pie 3:21

  • @ItsOver9000Productions
    @ItsOver9000Productions 6 років тому +2876

    I mean...he's right you know. Before a mass shooting would be a devastating event. But now? "Oh, another one huh?"

    • @josephwilson4889
      @josephwilson4889 6 років тому +41

      It's Over 9000 Productions I mean previously my friends and I would generally have a couple days after something like this (yeah we are scum bags) but now we where memeing after the news broke

    • @TheReaper569
      @TheReaper569 6 років тому +44

      its funny though. it feeds dark humour memes.

    • @ItsOver9000Productions
      @ItsOver9000Productions 6 років тому +82

      Hakan Karaağaç Its exactly my kind of humor, but I'm just sad it's gotten to that point.

    • @Psycorde
      @Psycorde 6 років тому +11

      More mass shooters - less mass shooters... ?

    • @Narglepuff
      @Narglepuff 6 років тому +74

      The one in Las Vegas broke like every record and I didn’t feel a thing. Just went “Huh, what else is on tv?”

  • @freedomis4all
    @freedomis4all 6 років тому +393

    "He doesnt really do thinking, this one, does he?"

    • @Pete_Piper
      @Pete_Piper 4 роки тому

      freedomis4all - Saint Obama’s reaction was...?

    • @sebastianmcmillan3276
      @sebastianmcmillan3276 4 роки тому +2

      Please explain

    • @freedomis4all
      @freedomis4all 4 роки тому +6

      He's talking about Trump and his reaction to the shooting. Well, his lack of reaction in fact.

    • @sebastianmcmillan3276
      @sebastianmcmillan3276 4 роки тому +1

      freedomis4all wait so ur saying trump doesn’t think?

    • @freedomis4all
      @freedomis4all 4 роки тому +4

      Stop taking it so literally, and I ain't saying it, Pie did. And what he meant was that Trump dont think about the consequences or repercussions of what he do/says before doing/saying it.

  • @garethoneill5676
    @garethoneill5676 5 років тому +166

    What do you expect when every gun-control debates starts with, 'we're not coming for your guns'?
    Debating gun-control in The USA leads to one thing, and one thing alone: more guns being bought.

    • @DoctorWhoKage
      @DoctorWhoKage 5 років тому +1

      As a side note, I remember a scene in Metal Gear Solid 4 where Solid Snake and the guy he buys his equipment from start talking about how profitable the war economy is when they first meet.

    • @brainsmoran4954
      @brainsmoran4954 5 років тому +3

      maybe the US government just don't give a fuck about its citizens. As Ronny Reagan once said the American civil war was a war worth fighting. plus it's the only war you have won by yourselves.

    • @fuckologic1202
      @fuckologic1202 5 років тому

      Well… if they take guns away from Americans, they'll just have to learn to use shuriken and throwable knives, like people in East Europe xD

    • @jamesgravil9162
      @jamesgravil9162 3 роки тому +5

      @@fuckologic1202 Do they have regular mass-shurikens in Eastern Europe?

    • @fuckologic1202
      @fuckologic1202 3 роки тому

      @@jamesgravil9162 We've seen an increase in the last decade I believe

  • @samanthavandoren8586
    @samanthavandoren8586 6 років тому +348

    OMG The Gordon Ramsay of news

    • @Eikomaniac
      @Eikomaniac 5 років тому +10

      Samantha Yeung because he's British and swears?

    • @hyena131
      @hyena131 5 років тому +6

      Samantha Yeung
      But ramsey is a crude, unpleasant, charmless fuckwit, you silly little girl.

    • @nigeljames6017
      @nigeljames6017 5 років тому

      hyena131 So, “ramsey” is a “fuckwit” ? Ok, I got it now. The trouble is you can’t even spell his name, whereas Samantha can. Bet you swear a lot, know a lot less and have less in the bank than RAMSAY.

    • @hyena131
      @hyena131 5 років тому +8

      @@nigeljames6017
      My apologies, nigel! A type-o, so be more forgiving, dear boy. And I had no idea that one's financial acumen was meritorious. So rupert murdoch and donald trump are fine fellows based on this staggeringly childish 'logic??' Thanks for sharing that. And does merely saying one naughty word (fuckwit) mean I "swear a lot", fuckwit? I reckon you have a little boy crush on Samantha...:)
      And yes - like you, ramsey is a veritable fucwkit. Regardless of how his name is spelled.

    • @nigeljames6017
      @nigeljames6017 5 років тому +1

      hyena131 So, it seems that several elements of the original post went wizzing over your head. The fact that Samantha has likened Ramsay to Pie is exactly because of the swearing, and how both of them manage to hit the nail on the head in their respective fields. Do I have a crush on Samantha, well looking at her home page I know someone who is well educated, and has a good ear for a wide variety of music. So I think I’ll leave it as a “if I ever met her” I think my wife and I would have a lot to discuss with her.

  • @Erikaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    @Erikaaaaaaaaaaaaa 6 років тому +669

    ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

    • @superiorcatsociety
      @superiorcatsociety 6 років тому +28

      Jen'ari-asha The Onion is always so chillingly right. Kinda sad.

    • @Viking_6_3
      @Viking_6_3 6 років тому +16

      "Somebody should do something....!"
      "Like what?"
      "I dont know!"
      -Every liberal question ever about "mass shootings"....

    • @jimbobeire
      @jimbobeire 6 років тому +31

      Yeah, they never mentioned background checks, or that restriction that Trump repealed on people with certain mental illnesses being allowed to buy guns. Maybe get out of your echo chamber once in a while.

    • @zztzgza
      @zztzgza 6 років тому +2

      only nation where this regularly happens that also has the only gun lobby in the world.

    • @grantdubridge7995
      @grantdubridge7995 6 років тому +5

      Jen'ari-asha there is a way to stop this. Have weapons in the school with trained personnel ready to defend the kids. Stop advertising gun free zones.

  • @w-james9277
    @w-james9277 6 років тому +748

    The best way to stop a bad guy with a gun is… not letting the bad guy get a gun in the first place!

    • @theoldtree2595
      @theoldtree2595 6 років тому +17

      W-James and what about when he does get a gun then you’re just fucked

    • @sudocreme5080
      @sudocreme5080 6 років тому +74

      Theold Tree2 18 school shootings this year in the US, last school shooting in UK was Dunblane in 1996.

    • @narrativequestion
      @narrativequestion 6 років тому +5

      great logic w-james, but they have them dont they, like a lot of criminals in england have them.

    • @w-james9277
      @w-james9277 6 років тому +48

      james allen. Then why haven't we had any mass shootings in recent years?

    • @echowolf5638
      @echowolf5638 6 років тому +20

      W-James, criminals don't obey the law for one, two it is a mental health issue, and three when you make anti gun laws or heavier restrictions on using them you only end up putting them on the black market.

  • @stevegelnett4469
    @stevegelnett4469 6 років тому +58

    "It ain't normal". Well said.

    • @guicalixto9071
      @guicalixto9071 3 роки тому +1

      Should've been what every president said for the last 20 years

  • @mgvignal
    @mgvignal 3 роки тому +23

    Used to think that my inner rage on these topics was uncharacteristic. It turns out, I’ve got mad englishman living in my head, because I echo every single thing this gentleman just said

  • @Marshatx
    @Marshatx 6 років тому +181

    This dude is so frickin right tho. Prayers rn won't stop or prevent another shooting but actions can

    • @UpTheMags74
      @UpTheMags74 6 років тому +1

      Mr. Marsh same with terrorism.

    • @frogsnack7072
      @frogsnack7072 6 років тому +1

      Right. Concealed carry and students getting to take shooting classes -

    • @CoremanitetheNeko
      @CoremanitetheNeko 2 роки тому

      @@frogsnack7072 ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY.

    • @scionofdorn9101
      @scionofdorn9101 Рік тому +2

      Prayers never solve anything because talking to yourself isn't taking action.

    • @robotstonka7118
      @robotstonka7118 Рік тому

      ​@@scionofdorn9101 🤣😂👏🤣

  • @wusscake
    @wusscake 6 років тому +574

    Come on guys, you're just not praying hard enough.

    • @eemelilounela1212
      @eemelilounela1212 6 років тому +25

      Brilliant;

    • @Festoniaful
      @Festoniaful 6 років тому +40

      But i'm praying and sending thoughts on facebook as hard as I can! huuunggg!!

    • @taffridge
      @taffridge 6 років тому +36

      What gun would Jesus have carried?
      I don't think he would have been crucified if he'd have protected himself with a firearm. The only thing that stops a bad Roman with a Cross, is a good demigod with an AR-15. At least he could feel less intimidated by Thor's Hammer at the next "Sons of Big Beardy Gods Dinner".

    • @wusscake
      @wusscake 6 років тому +18

      Oh, come on, guys. Why deal with the problem ourselves? Let Jeebus do it.

    • @simills7495
      @simills7495 6 років тому +4

      I loved your comment and the subsequent ones that followed...religion...cruelest trick ever devised....Well, for dumb people, anyhoo....Lmao

  • @gobogogalazaer494
    @gobogogalazaer494 6 років тому +46

    First I thought he forgot the camera was rolling. Then I realized he's more of a "the network" reporter guy.
    Then I subbed.

    • @deusexaethera
      @deusexaethera 3 роки тому +3

      He's a satirist, and this is his schtick. It's a good schtick too.

  • @adyl4fs590
    @adyl4fs590 4 роки тому +89

    Obviously and mind melting frustrating, perplexing and horrifying that I clicked this today 9th August 2019... and the content, tone and message was still totally accurate today, a year or more after the vids original creation date. Year later, more people gunned down for nothing, more copy & paste cynical political responses. Changes made to gun policy since this video released? As far as I can tell and see, fuck bugger all.

    • @TimSlee1
      @TimSlee1 4 роки тому +5

      This is not about gun control, it's about mental health and the constant attention that the media gives to these shooters. Mass shootings aren't as bad as we think though, it's the gun crime that happens behind the scenes that nobody hears about. That being said, America has so many guns that criminals could easily buy them illegally if they were banned, this would leave the average citizen with no gun and most criminals with guns, pretty simple really.

    • @BMJgunner
      @BMJgunner 4 роки тому

      @@TimSlee1 maybe, ban the guns, and make healthcare free so those people don't go shooting up schools. Also, in Britain, you cant buy a gun legally, but, by your fact. The criminals should be shooting up the public. No, because we are smart with our gun laws. They would be no need to the average person to have a gun, if no other fucker has a gun.

    • @TimSlee1
      @TimSlee1 4 роки тому +2

      @@BMJgunner Free healthcare is a terrible idea, look up Steven Crowders video on Canada's free health-care, taxes are higher and services are worse.
      Australia gun ban worked because Australia didn't have a prominent gun culture to begin with, America has more guns than people and criminals will always find a way to obtain them while the average person will be left without them. Your solution to these problems are stupid and I highly suggest re-thinking them.

    • @BMJgunner
      @BMJgunner 4 роки тому +4

      @@TimSlee1 all your saying is that keeping guns is a good idea when it is not. You guys have the worst mass killing because you don't know how to control your guns. 'oh yh, I need a gun to protect me from the bad guy' no. Be serious, how many people could of been stopped from harming people if gun laws were stricter. Loads. So instead of calling my idea, of getting people help bad, maybe sort out your gun control so people don't die every week because some guy got given an m4 without a background check

    • @TimSlee1
      @TimSlee1 4 роки тому +2

      @@BMJgunner They do background checks lol. Criminals obtain guns illegally very easily especially when they live in a place where there are many of them. Also, the mass shootings aren't even a big problem when compared to other causes of death, you are being brainwashed by the medias sensationalism of mass shootings.

  • @paddleduck5328
    @paddleduck5328 6 років тому +142

    Thank you. Please keep reminding our country that this is NOT NORMAL!

    • @KingShaf7
      @KingShaf7 6 років тому +5

      and yet you guys always bang on about being the greatest country (albeit self proclaimed lol) in the world, the land of the free and brave. sounds like you arent even getting the basic freedoms where the majority dont have a say lol

    • @paddleduck5328
      @paddleduck5328 6 років тому +3

      Oh, don’t I know it.

    • @SpacemanXC
      @SpacemanXC 6 років тому +2

      I moved to America from Korea and I'm eternally grateful. The job I have, the house I live in, the style in which I enjoy my life. I could never have this in Asia or Europe.
      Yes, shitty parent raise shitty kids that have access to guns and kill people. But is that really any worse than the religious extremists in Europe? Hey France, nice truck attacks you have there.
      Honestly, we're all humans. This thing about shitting on people for actually liking their own countries. It needs to stop. It helps no one, and it's only insulting. It solves ZERO problems.

    • @emeraldkat2167
      @emeraldkat2167 6 років тому +1

      I love this as it pretty much hits the nail on the head: www.theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-r-1823016659

    • @occamrules
      @occamrules 6 років тому +4

      +SpaceManDawn _" But is that really any worse than the religious extremists in Europe?"_
      You _did_ pay attention to the numbers, didn't you? In which case your question is ridiculous: clearly, the situation in the US really *_is_* worse than that in Europe - and by an incredibly large margin. Try not to be _quite_ so dense: thinking like yours perpetuates the problem by minimising it into extinction.

  • @frazzlesreviews5379
    @frazzlesreviews5379 6 років тому +302

    Did anybody else see that girl taking a photo in the background?

    • @danielgreen2538
      @danielgreen2538 6 років тому +21

      oh my gosh mum look its Jonathan Pie

    • @saintsaens21
      @saintsaens21 6 років тому +3

      Fine looking Deshi lass.

    • @deckie_
      @deckie_ 6 років тому +9

      Well, do we think she was a fan, or just someone who found the reporter losing his shit funny?

    • @Mookiethedog
      @Mookiethedog 6 років тому +3

      You should be a detective

    • @frazzlesreviews5379
      @frazzlesreviews5379 6 років тому +3

      Milomia ironically my biggest fictional idol is detective Dirk Gentky

  • @8460437
    @8460437 5 років тому +19

    There is one gun in circulation for every inhabitant of the USA, over 300,000,000. There will NEVER be meaningful “gun control” there.

    • @nolan3139
      @nolan3139 5 років тому +5

      Nor SHOULD THERE EVER BE GUN CONTROL.

    • @epictetus9221
      @epictetus9221 4 роки тому +3

      @@nolan3139 So... you think it's actually *better* that your fellow Americans and their kids get randomly gunned down? But why?

    • @nolan3139
      @nolan3139 4 роки тому +2

      Epictetus when the fuck did I say that? You know that more lives are saved per year by good guys with guns than people dying from bad guys with guns. An estimated 3 million people are saved by guns per year.

    • @bandithyena4089
      @bandithyena4089 4 роки тому +1

      Mcfly 🤦‍♀️

    • @gnawershreth
      @gnawershreth 3 роки тому +1

      Well, you need to start somewhere don't you? Plenty of Americans would follow the law because they're decent people, then maybe do some kind of risk free thing for illegal guns etc. so people don't stay away because they're afraid to just get arrested when they hand in their weapons, then the police will seize a lot of weapons from criminals over time. Slowly you'd start actually getting somewhere with the plan.
      It certainly doesn't become less of a problem for the USA by waiting another 10-20 years or whatever, the number of guns will only go up until you collectively decide you want changes.

  • @scarlettnebula9588
    @scarlettnebula9588 6 років тому +17

    I completely an utterly agree. This was basically my reaction when I heard there was another shooting. It's becoming a 'normal' and this is disgusting. There needs to be change. Sometimes I just hate my country for being this way. I don't understand why it's so hard to see a shooting like this and not think we should do something about this.

    • @guicalixto9071
      @guicalixto9071 3 роки тому +1

      Trump speaking about this like its fucking normal makes me sick

    • @rosiehawtrey
      @rosiehawtrey 2 роки тому

      You don't want me to tell you how this is going to be solved. I can tell you, but it gives me nightmares.

    • @whodarboilebamnames3990
      @whodarboilebamnames3990 8 місяців тому

      There is always an option to leave. Just saying.

  • @BookishNaiad
    @BookishNaiad 6 років тому +364

    Thank you for speaking the truth. This is NOT fucking normal. I hate this.

    • @hybreed45
      @hybreed45 6 років тому +8

      Tobi Watrobski we keep getting fucked in elections with shitty candidates

    • @micheletravis9057
      @micheletravis9057 6 років тому +3

      Carson, that is so true, Republicans and Democrats have done nothing, to help keep children safe. That is sad.

    • @CornG4397
      @CornG4397 6 років тому

      +Tobi Watrobski HES NOT IN CONTROL.YOU ARE BRAINDEAD

    • @scaredstiff7176
      @scaredstiff7176 6 років тому +3

      +Shaun Powell What do you think he can do about it? Storm into the White House and demand that school shootings should be prevented? I'm sorry, but that is not how things happen in real life. He is doing something by showing his stance and siding with the masses that will hopefully talk some sense into people.

    • @andycokeski7744
      @andycokeski7744 6 років тому

      Redkit Bellson I think he could do a little self reflection and stop begging daddy government to take even more power away from the people.

  • @griffmustard
    @griffmustard 6 років тому +21

    Thank You Sir !!! If only we had sensible people running our country, things would be a lot better. Unfortunately, in the US, Cash is King, and those who have it rules everything around us. Our politicians are paid to be ineffective and to cater only to those with deep pockets.

  • @peytoncox8146
    @peytoncox8146 6 років тому +39

    As an American, I know quite a few people who say there is no way of stopping it. *says the country where it happens the most*

    • @JasperJanssen
      @JasperJanssen 5 років тому +4

      Not just “the most”. Pretty close to “at all”.
      www.theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-r-1830308976 - as the onion has to keep reposting.

    • @rbrick3685
      @rbrick3685 3 роки тому

      Yeah, get rid of the media.

  • @icebreaker9006
    @icebreaker9006 6 років тому +15

    The teenager in the background at the end, recording jonathan pie yelling into the camera with her phone. lol.

  • @lukeeadie6922
    @lukeeadie6922 6 років тому +27

    Pie is once again bang on the money with the uncomfortable truth

  • @junpi8562
    @junpi8562 6 років тому +5

    Arming teachers is all well and good - until the day a stretched-to-the-limit teacher snaps and embarks on their very own mass shooting...

    • @Thagros
      @Thagros 6 років тому +3

      The only thing that stops a bad teacher with a gun, is a class of students with guns. GOD, what is so hard to grasp about this?!?!

  • @derekrequiem4359
    @derekrequiem4359 2 роки тому +5

    I might as well just come back to this video every week. 😔

  • @frankienamosaki7547
    @frankienamosaki7547 3 роки тому +6

    'lock and load its double fucking maths!'
    That one cracked me up real bad, even though this is no laughing matter but I couldn't help it, that line caught me off guard!

  • @djlarneyp1
    @djlarneyp1 6 років тому +72

    Until next time .

    • @applemacbookairproretina3582
      @applemacbookairproretina3582 6 років тому +2

      in 2 months

    • @djlarneyp1
      @djlarneyp1 6 років тому +5

      Windows 10 2 weeks more like

    • @MrSparks20002
      @MrSparks20002 6 років тому +1

      I predict tomorrow or the day after. :-(

    • @davidedwards3361
      @davidedwards3361 6 років тому

      US school year 2018. 14 days of school,,,18 shootings, Hey trump, forget the NRA money. if there is no gun you cant shoot. Ban guns, then ANY crime committed with a gun is premeditated, and an automatic death penalty.

  • @TehMorbidAtheist
    @TehMorbidAtheist 6 років тому +171

    I can't stand living in this joke of a country.

    • @KaneK1234
      @KaneK1234 6 років тому +6

      TehMorbidAtheist Trust me. Suicide will keep increasing, and we will all wonder why.

    • @crimsoncorsair9250
      @crimsoncorsair9250 6 років тому +18

      TehMorbidAtheist then move

    • @TehMorbidAtheist
      @TehMorbidAtheist 6 років тому +37

      @Crimson Corsair
      1) How would my moving fix the gun problem in America?
      2) How easy do you think it is to move to another country?

    • @crimsoncorsair9250
      @crimsoncorsair9250 6 років тому +13

      TehMorbidAtheist you didn't say anything about fixing the gun problem did you... This is about your own problems
      Also just look to the southern border, that's how easy it is.

    • @TheHalcyonTwilight
      @TheHalcyonTwilight 6 років тому +12

      Rome is burning, get out while you can.

  • @PapaLazarou1977
    @PapaLazarou1977 6 років тому +5

    "Lock and fucking load, it's double-maths!" - genius!

  • @talscorner3696
    @talscorner3696 2 роки тому +2

    I think what gets me the most (as a European) is "Which school shooting are we talking about, again...?"

  • @ADot-fi1ny
    @ADot-fi1ny 6 років тому +26

    The best way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun
    Unless a second guy steps inside the room and doesn't know who the original bad guy was and shoots them both.
    He then becomes the bad guy.

    • @OFR
      @OFR 6 років тому +9

      And when President Reagan was SURROUNDED by a dozen armed good guys ON THE LOOKOUT for someone trying to harm him, a bad guy with a gun shot him. Guns don't stop guns, do they!?

    • @JohnVanRaak-yx6cb
      @JohnVanRaak-yx6cb 6 років тому

      Studies reveil that this only works in 3% of an armed assault.

    • @UnderplayedCreations
      @UnderplayedCreations 6 років тому

      John Van Raak simple tells you that 1 > 0

  • @BioMatic2
    @BioMatic2 6 років тому +116

    at this point "toughts and prayers" feels insutling because it translates to "we are going to do fuck all to solve the problem but here are some nice words that wont bring back your love ones"

  • @leolapulga6784
    @leolapulga6784 6 років тому +1

    Thank you for this. As a European who spent his high school sophomore year in the US and still loves many things about it, I find it particularily nice to hear someone articulate this mixture of despair, anger and helplessness because you can't do anything, somewhat wishing all this stuff didn't bother me so much. but it's about the connection I feel to the country and the principles i hold that make me want to puke every time I watch this played out show with more acts than days or when people tell me to let it go because i'm far away and hardly have any influence over my own surroundings, let alone country...

  • @jook7881
    @jook7881 6 років тому +2

    Why I love this channel. It’s describing what every *smart* person is thinking.

  • @MarioStingerPerpetualTraveller
    @MarioStingerPerpetualTraveller 6 років тому +208

    I just left the US for good after 3 years here. I don't think they even qualify as a developing nation

    • @shaf_fled
      @shaf_fled 6 років тому +35

      Well. It is developing... Into an even shitter country than it was.

    • @DanTheStripe
      @DanTheStripe 6 років тому +31

      You're right. I honestly think that barring a few exceptions (North Korea and Saudi Arabia come to mind) the USA is the worst country on the planet. The worst bit about it is their arrogance. It's that American culture that everything they do is fucking perfect. They only give a shit about themselves. It's a disaster.
      They even celebrate "freedom" more than any other country. EVERY country has freedom (again, barring exceptions). The USA is no more "free" than any other country, but their citizens will even lap that up and make it into a big song and dance just to try and one-up other countries.
      I hate that nation with a passion, and feel sorry for Canada (who I think are a fantastic country) who have to share a border with the imbeciles.

    • @Gameviewsblog
      @Gameviewsblog 6 років тому +2

      That's not right, there's 100,000's of thousands of fucking scum in the US, but that's out of a pool of 320 million, so if we say that 1 million are scum, that's 1 in 320, sounds about par for the course in international terms.
      Their corruption is somalia-level though, and they seem pretty oblivious about it, but that's not the fault of the people in large.
      I mean, "Hillary has confidential emails on a private server" and they go "how did they know that, they must be having Russia spy on us, they're working with Russia!!!" and the whole crowd just looks over and point fingers over hearsay.
      Now, in most other countries the crowd would go "well shit, if he's working with (insert country, not currently an enemy, nor at war with) we'll have to deal with that, but hey, before that, about that felony-bordering-on-treason you've been *proven* to have committed..."
      I guess if you rob a bank in the US, tell the police some random Russian dude told you to, lay low and all is forgiven!
      Then again, there's a 50/50 split chance you'll be hit by a car or killed by a gun on your way home.
      You know what, i changed my mind, it's a shithole

    • @IvanovSP1
      @IvanovSP1 6 років тому +1

      Where are you live now?

    • @MarioStingerPerpetualTraveller
      @MarioStingerPerpetualTraveller 6 років тому +1

      Сергей Иванов back in Montréal for now.

  • @ShadowAkatora
    @ShadowAkatora 6 років тому +357

    But muh ancient scroll told me I could have 'em!

    • @2gokce
      @2gokce 6 років тому +50

      Keep talking. Say the same thing next time children die. Let's repeat it everytime kids die.

    • @mrfantastic9466
      @mrfantastic9466 6 років тому +30

      x pretty much most forward western nations are a strong PROOF not an argument; to argue against the statistics requires an astronomical level of bs-ery that defies intelligence

    • @Dizzyruptor
      @Dizzyruptor 6 років тому +13

      How do you defend yoursef against government territory? That's an odd one to be sure....

    • @KrowwJaeger
      @KrowwJaeger 6 років тому +31

      x So why in Europe there aren't these problems? You really think that guns are for protecting yourself from the government? Yeah, your hunting rifle against their tanks and bombs.

    • @Castdeath
      @Castdeath 6 років тому +26

      x Good luck defending yourself from the government with the highest military spending with AR-15s.

  • @carrotman329
    @carrotman329 6 років тому +10

    'It's perfectly normal at that age.' I pissed myself! XD

  • @serathaevistille995
    @serathaevistille995 Рік тому +2

    That woman at the end just like, 'Let's take a picture of the ranting man.'

  • @justmadeit2
    @justmadeit2 6 років тому +14

    I admit, The U.k, London especially does have a problem with Knife crime deaths and violence, but...in most of the u.k i feel comfortable knowing that when im in tesco, asda, the pub or anywhere else that no one has a gun on them. I know its a cultural thing in the u.s.a, but what does anyone need a gun for unless its for shooting target practice/sport. Im saying that in full respect because i havent grown up in that gun culture. Surely its time to try a different way ? You can tell Jonathon Pie really means this, even though he plays a character. Show a thumbs up if you never want guns to spread in the u.k

  • @SamiNaseem
    @SamiNaseem 6 років тому +279

    It hurts how accurate this is

    • @---cf9bj
      @---cf9bj 6 років тому +1

      The drunk-driving inccident as you pointed out was an accident, nobody thinks to themselfs i'm gonna get drunk and hope i run people down in my car. as for the bomber and shooter they commited their crimes on purpose, and they both knew the best way to kill multiple people was to use either a bomb or a gun, and as we both know you can't just walk into a store and buy a bomb, but you can with guns.

    • @CornG4397
      @CornG4397 6 років тому +1

      +Iwuvmemes 1 we do blame the bomb 2 the guy above me beat me to it

    • @andycokeski7744
      @andycokeski7744 6 років тому

      - - the day they disarmed the citizens WAS the day they took over

    • @---cf9bj
      @---cf9bj 6 років тому +3

      Shaun powell, typical right wingers as soon as you realize you've been beaten by logic, you go straight to the insults. the logic being the bomb and gun were invented to kill life be it human or animal, whereas the car was invented to make life easier. obviously the person is responsible for pulling the trigger, the logical question is why does he have the trigger in the first place.
      And who is it that 'took' over?

    • @andycokeski7744
      @andycokeski7744 6 років тому

      Have you had an original thought on this topic whatsoever? He has the "trigger" because he bought a gun. That's not inherently a problem. People have had weapons capable of killing since the prehistoric became historic, and they've had guns for hundreds of years. The mere act of killing isn't inherently a problem, it's about the context, the why and who, and the mere fact that something was created to kill doesn't inherently put it in some problematic category of tool that we shouldn't let people have. Your own body is a tool to kill and rape so that your DNA populates the next generation. That's what evolution has honed it into over hundreds of millions of years, but do we cut off our hands? Do we put restrictions on how effective of killing tools we can be? No the fuck we don't. Where's the logic? What principles do you start with where you can say "yeah man I'm totally cool with the government not letting some (most let's be real) people arm themselves?" Allow me answer that for you: None. Because you haven't had any original thought of your own. You're just repeating the same rehearsed bullshit every other gun control advocate before has repeated before you, and you're being BTFOd like every gun control advocate before. Fucking THINK, actually THINK, pick some first axioms, look at the evidence, and THEN form your political opinion.
      The real questions you should be asking are "Are there legitimate reasons for a state to regulate firearm ownership? What are they? Why?" I would argue no, but then I know you won't be arguing shit because I know you haven't *really* thought about it.
      People, don't be like this guy.

  • @ayyyyok
    @ayyyyok 5 років тому +18

    *this spaghetti bolognese is nice*

  • @rightpa
    @rightpa 6 років тому +10

    AR-15 doesn't mean automatic rifle or assault rifle. It means Armalite Rifle, the company that designed the rifle.

    • @chefcc90
      @chefcc90 5 років тому +4

      It's okay kids! You aren't being killed by an automatic rifle or assault rifle. It is an Armalite Rifle!
      Who the fuck cares what you call it?

    • @PDIcomics
      @PDIcomics 5 років тому

      Colin Campbell Git gud, bruv.

    • @TaZ101SAGA
      @TaZ101SAGA 5 років тому

      The point is, that it helps to know something about the topic you're discussing. The first step towards this is to get basic facts right.

    • @quiklids
      @quiklids 4 роки тому

      It’s a black gun, so it’s bad🤔

  • @gav9341
    @gav9341 6 років тому +30

    Anyone else see the girl taking a picture at the end

    • @WickedMuis
      @WickedMuis 6 років тому +2

      was looking for a comment pointing it out and wasn't disappointed!

  • @sjinnie_boy4988
    @sjinnie_boy4988 6 років тому +55

    *Omg This spaghetti bolognese is nice*

    • @MikkelSnickel
      @MikkelSnickel 6 років тому +1

      i know im a week late but my *CROISSANT* was nice

  • @humandisaster3902
    @humandisaster3902 6 років тому +1

    "Winter Olympics? Couldn't give a fuck"
    ...
    "And the latest action from the Winter Olympics, it was a nailbiting final..."

  • @googoogjoobgoogoogjoob
    @googoogjoobgoogoogjoob 4 роки тому +4

    "..complete bafflement.."
    "..it ain't fuckin' normal.."
    There it is.

  • @JohnBowen117
    @JohnBowen117 6 років тому +30

    3:23 I swear that woman straight up took a photo of you

  • @salimosman8188
    @salimosman8188 6 років тому +384

    It ain't fuckin normal..jus keep repeating....preach brother preach

    • @alexajessop4803
      @alexajessop4803 6 років тому

      One more angry man at the attitude of some towards so many innocent kids being killed long before the are even old enough to have a say. Typical!

    • @theultimatereductionist7592
      @theultimatereductionist7592 6 років тому

      "Normal" does not mean anything. Does not mean "good" nor "bad".
      Something is bad or good REGARDLESS whether it is "normal" or not.

    • @Matriarch57
      @Matriarch57 6 років тому +2

      The Ultimate Reductionist Normal in this instance means children are not being killed in schools.

    • @thomasalvarez6456
      @thomasalvarez6456 6 років тому

      Unless you live in some South American countries. Which do have high gun deaths but are all isolated, where as the USA has mass shootings, which while far larger, (yes this is a bit cynical) could be much MUCH worse. Extreme gun control won't work, I'll just have to sit and watch and see how fate folds its cards.

    • @blackdeckbox
      @blackdeckbox 6 років тому

      It is normal. I want the next child to behead 30 children next. Cut off their eyes first to make huge headlines. Probably starting with your kids first.

  • @goochie_bison
    @goochie_bison 5 років тому +6

    Spike his coffee with laxatives ! 😂😂😂

  • @StonyRC
    @StonyRC 6 років тому +3

    "Lock & fuckin' load, it's double-maths" - YES, that truly sums up the insanity of American gun lore!

  • @Ellthom
    @Ellthom 6 років тому +25

    Don't worry, America have found a scapegoat and are blaming video games... Just letting you all know guns had nothing to do with this, it's was all video games... God dammit America.
    /facepalm

    • @dachitronmagnus5755
      @dachitronmagnus5755 6 років тому +3

      Smokeweed D Bear it's called fucked up people getting their hands on weapons and no outlawing guns doesn't help I mean look at Chicago

  • @voyager4328
    @voyager4328 6 років тому +269

    A brilliant, yet sadly accurate satirical look at what's happening in the so called "Greatest country in the World", the U.S.A - Unlimited Slaughter Abound's.

    • @jazzx251
      @jazzx251 6 років тому +16

      you get that wrong.
      It's Unchecked Shooters Anonymous

    • @DavidChipman
      @DavidChipman 6 років тому +4

      I realize an acronym needs a single meaning for a given thing, but I have to say "why not both?"

    • @thisbubblygoodness7611
      @thisbubblygoodness7611 6 років тому +7

      F-35B LIGHTNING II fighter jet, do you actually have any evidence or stats regarding to "millions more rapes than in america" considering that America has 323 million people and Australia only has 24 million?
      and also the fact that you have to constantly arm yourself in case your own government tries to "take you over" does *not* make your country great, it makes it untrustworthy and stupid, which is why the rest of the world laughs at you

    • @robccoy124
      @robccoy124 6 років тому

      If you put you full trust in ANY government you're stupid.

    • @HaydenLau.
      @HaydenLau. 6 років тому +4

      F-35B LIGHTNING II fighter jet. #BlueLivesMatter
      Citation needed

  • @ishtiaqahmed-fh7sr
    @ishtiaqahmed-fh7sr 4 роки тому +8

    “I’m so bored with the USA” x infinity

  • @Praxe
    @Praxe 6 років тому +1

    "The people are not the servants of the state " this self-evident truth is written in my constitution and I will defend it with my life.

  • @ericknisley100
    @ericknisley100 6 років тому +34

    I used to live in the UK (I'm an American and now live in the US), and I had to explain the gun situation--or rather, try to explain it--to my British friends so often that it became a kind of comedy routine. I also tried and failed to explain it to Germans, Canadians, Japanese people....lots of others. I have given it a lot of thought, and I keep coming around to the conclusion that we--Americans, all of us--just don't care about this issue. If we did, we'd do something about it. We have a long, long history of doing something about it, starting with breaking away from the UK. We have done something about all kinds of problems, often uphill against considerable resistance (civil rights) and with considerable losses along the way. But we won't do something about this.

    • @wayne7055
      @wayne7055 6 років тому +1

      Eric Knisley Yup, Im sure you give a very honest and truthful depiction of the gun debate without any bias to your totally equally unbiased friends. :^)
      Here’s a tip; If you can’t be unbiased, you’re probably better off not explaining shit

    • @ericknisley100
      @ericknisley100 6 років тому +6

      Here's a tip: if you have to hide behind a fake name to insult people on the internet, then your comments are automatically suspect. If you want to be taken seriously--I'm assuming you do--then use your real name.

    • @loonachan
      @loonachan 6 років тому +7

      I'd say the biggest difference is we don't see other Americans as ourselves... if you go to Japan or Germany, there tends to be a tighter sense of community and togetherness- people see themselves in others. In America everyone is an island, we believe for some reason that what happens to others cannot and will not happen to us because we're better, our local schools are better, there'd be a hero good-guy with a gun to stop it. You take a look at inner-city crime which has been going on for decades- children getting shot and killed there, it becomes so normal and white people in the suburbs don't feel any connection or threat from it.
      There's also just the fact that it's happened so often now. At one time, fatalities from car crashes may have been a shocking and tragic thing, by now we just see it as "part and parcel" of living in a modern society. You drive on the roads, you accept the risk, no matter how miniscule, that you and your children's head will be smashed like a watermelon in a car crash. Now, traffic fatalities barely scratch local news for a day before fading out.

    • @Breadstix66
      @Breadstix66 6 років тому +8

      I’m Canadian, my mom is American and I have lived in UK, Canada and visited America.
      I’ve had a university professor who was teaching in Canada that survived Virginia Tech. I’ve met an american mass shooting survivor at a store in Toronto where the slightest bit of conflict made this guy do a duck-n-roll out of habit.
      There was only one time in London, where I saw a gang fight escalated so badly that a passerby freaked out, shouted that a guy had a gun. There was intense panic everywhere. I was watching from my bedroom window but even I ducked down a bit because my imagination was going a bit crazy. Luckily, I’m happy to say I don’t know any British friends who have actually seen a mass shooting. Because even criminals who have illegal guns aren’t shooting up dozens of people every month.
      I’ve had been to shooting ranges in Texas and even practiced firing a gun before before. I’ve tried walking in everyone’s shoes. I know it’s exciting in the context of a safe environment with safety gear. People know guns are not safe. I met a shooting instructor that was keen to teach me because I was a woman and he believed that “more women should learn to shoot for protection.” He meant, protection against sex offenders, other shooters or to stop a burglary. I kid you not. I don’t think anything I learned that session could defend me from a semi-automatic shoot at at music festival or a petting zoo. That knowledge was useless to me. I’m not a combat soilder... and most people aren’t even cut out for it anyway. Nobody can defend themselves in that way period. Except for the people who have free reign to go over the top on weapons for “no good reason.”
      It is not at all like that to the survivors who are struggling to cope with severe PTSD. It’s usually people who see no threat in current gun laws that haven’t yet had a gun pulled out on them during normal everyday life. It’s easy to detach from unpleasant realities if it’s not really effecting you.
      We get it. But the survivors? Hmmm Oh, they’re reminded of their horrors on a daily basis without even wanting to. I doubt they will stand in the middle on gun laws.
      I keep bumping into Americans who have had their lives ruined by shootings as well as people who think this problem is somehow “normal”. The delusion is quite astonishing.

    • @man-who-sold-the-world
      @man-who-sold-the-world 6 років тому

      Melanie Hicks simple bullets are expensive in UK. Recent terrorist attacks, no guns used.

  • @huwjenjinn3781
    @huwjenjinn3781 6 років тому +6

    "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result."
    Any change in the gun laws yet?

    • @deusexaethera
      @deusexaethera 3 роки тому +1

      We don't expect a different result. We know we can't win against the gun lobby and we've basically given up trying to save our kids from getting murdered in school.

    • @derekrequiem4359
      @derekrequiem4359 3 роки тому

      @@deusexaethera Honestly the US should just balkanize already. I could care less if the inbred hicks want to shoot each other. I'm sick of my taxes being used to prop up 3rd world republican states.

    • @whodarboilebamnames3990
      @whodarboilebamnames3990 8 місяців тому

      Hopefully there will be a change, to get rid of NFA and other unconstitutional laws.

  • @greedy9310
    @greedy9310 5 років тому +2

    I hope most people agree that school shootings are some of the worst atrocities on Earth.
    The question we ponder is how to deal with it.
    Some include:
    Banning guns,
    Regulating guns,
    or giving teachers weapons themselves to defend students and staff.
    Personally, I believe it's not necessarily a gun problem, but more so a mental health one.
    I find that if we can crack down on the mental health issues affecting people who become shooters, perhaps we could deal with the issue before it happens whilst adhering to both the Republicans (no gun regulations) and Democrats (dealing with mental health).
    Politics is the art of compromise, after all.
    That's just my thought process though.

    • @Cadwallon85
      @Cadwallon85 4 роки тому

      A mentally ill person having a breakdown and running around with a knife is going to cause far less fatalities than one running around with an AR-15.
      Both issues need addressing.

  • @pmz1981
    @pmz1981 6 років тому +312

    Sorry, you're wrong on this one. "The majority" don't want more gun laws, we want the current laws to be enforced.

    • @thomasthellamas9886
      @thomasthellamas9886 6 років тому +11

      same difference

    • @roguesqadronairsoft
      @roguesqadronairsoft 6 років тому +15

      I would argue that more want relaxed laws then current laws being enforced. Ever since 1934 the left has said that it's okay, it'll get rid of gun violence, but it never does. Americans are fed up with the liberal way of doing things, which don't seem to make things ever better. Things like shall issue concealed carry licenses and stand your ground laws have attributed to the steady decline of violence since the 1990's.

    • @roguesqadronairsoft
      @roguesqadronairsoft 6 років тому +2

      They don't need a confession, it's been said by the supreme court in 2005. The only person who is responsible for their safety is themself. Sure people might help you if you're being mugged, but the chances of getting that is rare, bystander effect and such.

    • @tylerxr
      @tylerxr 6 років тому +6

      We're talking about children in a school environment. You can't point to stand your grounds laws when referring to little, little children, or even high school students for that matter, and think that that's a legitimate argument.

    • @roguesqadronairsoft
      @roguesqadronairsoft 6 років тому +9

      I must remind you good sir, that schools are gun free zones as it currently stands. So far, none of these signs have not stopped any school shootings, so these feel good laws do nothing but put everyone in a school at risk. And if both teachers and students both cannot defend themselves from a shooter or even from a bully in general then that is morally wrong. People have the natural right to protect themselves and others, to say otherwise is an infringement on their liberties. The only thing that criminals will understand is deterrence, not laws.

  • @tamasdedinszky9143
    @tamasdedinszky9143 6 років тому +96

    Ain't fucking normal.
    I absolutely agree, Jon.

  • @santinogazi
    @santinogazi 6 років тому +34

    I really don’t know why people would want a gun to begin with. It takes lives not make them.

    • @Clavitz1
      @Clavitz1 6 років тому +3

      fear

    • @corerage7240
      @corerage7240 6 років тому +4

      santino gazi To let the power hungry governments know that they can't have everything.

    • @joewedg3703
      @joewedg3703 6 років тому +5

      core rage in what way is an idiot with an ar 15 going to keep your government in check?

    • @joewedg3703
      @joewedg3703 6 років тому +9

      core rage congratulations, you are a moron.

    • @corerage7240
      @corerage7240 6 років тому +2

      santino gazi So the truck the that mowed those people down in France....it should be banned along with all other trucks. Lol.

  • @TimeTunnelToysUK
    @TimeTunnelToysUK 4 роки тому +3

    Just realised this is from a year ago, I thought it was about the most recent shootings in July 2019. Just shows how often these things happen. The USA gets real pleasure out of school shootings

    • @curranberyl41
      @curranberyl41 Рік тому

      i think you might be right about pleasure

  • @RetroRobotRadio
    @RetroRobotRadio 6 років тому +2

    My wife is a teacher at a US junior high school and she wants to get a gun and defense training so she can protect the students and NOT be a sitting target.

    • @Rich6Brew
      @Rich6Brew 4 роки тому +1

      A gunfight at the OK Classroom. Interesting.

  • @Dasvidanyaful
    @Dasvidanyaful 6 років тому +79

    It ain't fucking normal...

    • @kyle06davies
      @kyle06davies 6 років тому

      Kevin 😭😭😭😭

    • @jewrogan7369
      @jewrogan7369 6 років тому

      "it's normal" - anderson silva voice

    • @carlanderson8799
      @carlanderson8799 6 років тому

      It IS normal! That is the worst thing - that it really IS normal! (said with angry sarcasm).
      Of course, I gave Kevin a "thumb up"! But it would be much more accurate if he would have written ---> "It shouldn't be fucking normal"... ;)

  • @Baskerville1000
    @Baskerville1000 6 років тому +3

    Great rant, speaks right from the bottom of my heart. Thank you!

  • @chrisl1246
    @chrisl1246 Рік тому +2

    This could have been released on any day in the last four years and it still works

  • @MrJr1976
    @MrJr1976 6 років тому +1

    Do people forget the Texas Shooter was stopped by an NRA member...with an AR-15? I hated every second being in my high school (a gun free zone) except when I was in the room with my teacher who had a 6” knife. I always felt so unsafe and vulnerable like I was just another fish in the barrel. For two years, we had a 300+ pound cop who couldn’t outrun a toddler. She had a gun, but she was useless. I’m all for having teachers with training having firearms. The bad guys will always have guns so why not be able to fight them?

  • @psylinx
    @psylinx 6 років тому +10

    Thank you, Mr. Pie. Some of us (Americans) are really hurting because of the lack of tangible action in our country. Thank you so much for your outspokenness, humor, and passion.

  • @jakedubusker3090
    @jakedubusker3090 6 років тому +4

    Never before has my own anger and frustration about this very subject been so perfectly personified.

  • @danielwhyatt3278
    @danielwhyatt3278 5 років тому +1

    His trail-offs in this are absolutely hilarious.

  • @tez2k007
    @tez2k007 3 роки тому +1

    Double maths part killed me 😂😂😂😂

  • @topmark99
    @topmark99 6 років тому +23

    So, so right!

    • @topmark99
      @topmark99 6 років тому

      I wasn't going to reply because you're talking utter nonsense, but I will point out that the US has 13 times more rapes per year than Australia, which works out about the same per 100,000 people.
      All I can do is shake my head and feel sorry for your country.

  • @Rakanarshi2
    @Rakanarshi2 6 років тому +3

    "Lock and load it's double maths!" hahahaha! that one brought a smile to my face, it's a serious and sad issue frankly I think Mr Pie makes a very good point.

  • @mantistoboggan1503
    @mantistoboggan1503 6 років тому +1

    It's pretty damming that it's only been a couple of months and I have to go "wait... Which shooting are we talking about here?"

  • @oscarlopez1463
    @oscarlopez1463 4 роки тому +7

    ‘It’s just
    another phase they go through’ you are genious Mr. Pie

  • @cynicaljim6612
    @cynicaljim6612 6 років тому +23

    Just a few facts about guns in the UK for those who don't know.
    Yes, there are guns in the UK. The law is strict but not a "Ban" like some people think. For example, in the mainland;
    You require no licence for sling shots, crossbows, bow and arrow, Air rifles*, black powder weapons* and firearms that have been de-activated or have obsolete calibers*.
    Over-Under, Side-By-Side and Pump action shotguns (limited to three rounds) Can be aquired fairly easily under a Shotgun licence.
    Most other weapons are covered under an FAC (Firearms Certificate) These include; Semi Automatic Rifles limited to 22lr, Bolt-Action rifles with no calibur restrictions, Pistols* (*Not a pistol in the way you might think. Google "UK legal pistol") and Shotguns holding over three shells, along with several other weapons.
    Then there is a Section 5 licence which is very hard to get, but if you do you can have any gun you please. (Basically this license is for gun manufacturers and gun dealers.)
    Then you get outside of the Mainland, to the laws of the Isle of Mann, Northern Island etc. It's very different indeed... Northern Island is one of the few places in all of Europe that have conseal carry permits for a start.

    • @Thagros
      @Thagros 6 років тому +10

      "*Snort* Good luck fighting the totalitarian government with three rounds, you liberal commie. I don't depend on the State-Daddy for anything. I'll take my chances because I protect my family, and I'm a law-abiding gun owner. And mental health. But not paying for mental health. And knife crime and acid attacks. And trucks driving into crowds of people. And most guns are held by criminals . . . " I'm forgetting a few items from the typical schizophrenic buffet of lunacy, but you get the idea.

    • @Tonyisnotonfire
      @Tonyisnotonfire 6 років тому +5

      Thagros good look fighting a state with the might of a military industrial complex behind it with small arms.

    • @imaweerascal
      @imaweerascal 6 років тому +7

      Newsflash: you can't fight cruise missiles and tanks with a gun.

    • @johncodmore
      @johncodmore 6 років тому

      You miss the point,
      " Dear Mr Chief Constable, as a law abiding subject of HM the Queen, please may I have a gun?"
      "HELL NO!"

    • @michaeltagg492
      @michaeltagg492 6 років тому +5

      What makes you think your government could or would become a totalitarian state, what evidence do you have this is ever likely to happen. Believing something to be the truth when you have no empirical evidence that it is the case is delusional and paranoid. I think you should go and pay for some mental health treatment. Oh and if you were a European most countries you would get your treatment for free., but that's another story. What sort of country sees it normal to have children die from bullets or from not being able to afford health care .

  • @sandwich2473
    @sandwich2473 6 років тому +24

    I stopped caring when I understood that, although the problem is easily resolved, America as a whole doesn't want to get it sorted.
    I can't care anymore.

    • @serchinnho
      @serchinnho 6 років тому +2

      Sandwich247 so, no empathy for those who hate guns and live in America? Now that's a nice attitude (sarcasm)

    • @sandwich2473
      @sandwich2473 6 років тому +1

      They could do more. Right now, the talk only flares up when there's a shooting. I mean, that's pretty common, but the NRA are always waiting. They've got many people on standby to speak up whenever any kind of talk about getting rid of guns takes place.
      If the people cared enough, they would rally together and constantly call for guns to be restricted.
      If they don't care enough to do this for two weeks after a shooting, how can anyone expect them to do it every day for decades?
      If they don't care, why should I?

    • @serchinnho
      @serchinnho 6 років тому

      Sandwich247 take a serious problem in your neighborhood, talk to people about rallying up and watch everybody bail out. Probably there are no gun law problems in your country but these mass shootings could help other people rise in countries where things are fucked up but not as fucked up. You should care if one day you plan visiting any of those countries...
      I get that people should react better but it's understandable they've got so much shit going on in America right now to do all the right things all the time. I'm starting to believe Trump's incompetence/mouth takes out so much rage, people forget other problems in America.
      In my country something like that happens. People hate the president so much, everything is his fault and people take no action about it. They just angry all the time.
      And I saw recently that a lady turned in her grandchild because she found diaries where he was planning a mass shooting. Sounds fake until the police found a hidden AK-15 in his guitar case...

    • @Lee-70ish
      @Lee-70ish 6 років тому +1

      serchinnho it's either stop keep manufacturing firearms for the mass public market and reduce the numbers in circulation.
      Or things will not change and we all know that's not going to happen.
      If the USA won't ammend an ammendment because they say you can't ammend one its a lost cause and mass shootings will end up along side the sports pages

    • @MrRurussian
      @MrRurussian 6 років тому

      Lee B it’s not for the government to take away bud. It’s our god given rights.

  • @SerMattzio
    @SerMattzio 6 років тому +1

    "It ain't fuckin' normal! It ain't fuckin' normal." Right on.
    Surprisingly poignant stuff, I like how this satire is mature enough to pull back and land the punches over the comedy when needed.

  • @Wardog01Actual
    @Wardog01Actual 2 роки тому +1

    Three years later....
    It's actually MORE normal than RIGHT NOW.
    Sigh...

  • @MadBrainBox
    @MadBrainBox 6 років тому +8

    Remember Vegas?That seems so long ago.

  • @triumph2992
    @triumph2992 6 років тому +4

    Yeah... I mean, when I heard about it I was like "Great, guess we'll be listening to a bunch of talk about gun control and "it's too early to talk about that", for the next few days. And that's it, just talk. Christ, when I heard they were High School students this time I was relieved... RELIEVED! FOR FUCKS SAKES! I don't want to be numb to this but here I am thinking "At least it's not a bunch of 6 years olds". What kind of bar is set that low??? Fuck I wish there was a God, at least there would be some minuscule amount of hope that things might magically change... thoughts and prayers... all the good those will do the next batch of mini meat shields.
    Look on the bright side, children's coffin stocks must be at an all time high....
    Fuck me... I'm just... done

  • @ancientdots8162
    @ancientdots8162 4 роки тому +2

    Funny how Johnathan knows more about the US than the US government

  • @beemo9
    @beemo9 4 роки тому +1

    The media makes it seem common, but gun deaths are actually rare here in the US compared to car crashes, for example (4x the risk), and obesity (27x the risk), but neither of those are headline-worthy.

    • @jacobrickayzen2744
      @jacobrickayzen2744 4 роки тому

      bmo but people are doing something to combat obesity. What are people doing to combat mass shootings?

    • @beemo9
      @beemo9 4 роки тому +1

      @@jacobrickayzen2744 Obesity and car deaths are not improving in the US, and since mass shootings are quite rare (1 per million people), why major in minors.

  • @theartthatran4350
    @theartthatran4350 6 років тому +4

    When you had a science teacher called Mr Bennet too...

  • @Hilianus
    @Hilianus 6 років тому +9

    First at the new Pie video, yay! :D
    Never clicked so fast...

  • @shrter487
    @shrter487 6 років тому +1

    As a 14 year old currently in high school, a week after the shooting a student at my school was threatening the school. Cops were filed into the halls with guns to protect us in the one place we should be safe. I have never forgotten about this experience, and I feel terrible that this is seriously still happening. Rest In Peace to all those children who have died in Florida, I am appalled at how many stupid politicians are saying that we need to arm teachers. OUR SCHOOLS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE PRISONS!!!!

    • @Anon54387
      @Anon54387 6 років тому

      98% of mass shootings in the USA happen in gun free zones. Are you sure you don't want teachers armed?

    • @shrter487
      @shrter487 6 років тому

      Anon54387 How about we get rid of the problem in the first place? I won't feel any safer being near a teacher with a deadly weapon. Besides, we don't need military-level weapons for ordinary or mentally ill people.

    • @neveranynames2use446
      @neveranynames2use446 5 років тому

      Okay then, if teachers shouldn't be armed, what is your solution then? I would love to hear it.

  • @mattwba
    @mattwba 6 років тому +1

    “Arm the teachers, lock and fucking load” lmaooo that had me creasing

  • @lauravturner
    @lauravturner 6 років тому +261

    Seriously, the rest of the world laughs in pity at American gun law.
    Be ashamed. Change your attitude. We mock you in casual conversation.

    • @serchinnho
      @serchinnho 6 років тому +15

      Mamamew TheRani I don't know what kind of fucked up conversations you have with people but this is not funny nor to be mocked of. That you don't live in America (nor do I) doesn't mean i can't have empathy for the people that are against guns and live there

    • @Viking_6_3
      @Viking_6_3 6 років тому +18

      Guns havent changed.
      Socirty has.
      The way society is now, ill keep my guns.

    • @craigdonald5614
      @craigdonald5614 6 років тому +22

      Mamamew TheRani totaly agree, im from Scotland and Americans are mocked on a daily basis, most often with the comment i put on this vid "oh but America need there guns ya know"

    • @SynphamyMusic
      @SynphamyMusic 6 років тому +24

      We were having this conversation on our last night out and we came to the conclusion that we all perceive Americans to be somewhat stupid... From their TV shows that have silly cartoony sound effects, to crowds on chat shows over acting because there's a camera in front of them, to their stand ups that need to do a quick recap of their punch lines after every joke.... And of course, for their logic of "The only answer to gun problems, is more guns." I kind of agree here.

    • @pickeljarsforhillary102
      @pickeljarsforhillary102 6 років тому +8

      Fuck the rest of the world.

  • @johnwilletts3984
    @johnwilletts3984 6 років тому +3

    Remember that when the second amendment was signed the arms referred to were flintlocks.

  • @Avofan
    @Avofan 2 роки тому +2

    Uvdale, TX now and counting.

  • @sethapex9670
    @sethapex9670 6 років тому

    Considering ours is a country of 300 million people, at least 0.1% of whom are liable to go postal every once in a while, the fact that fewer innocent people are killed by guns than by cars is actually surprising.

  • @ilike2run2
    @ilike2run2 6 років тому +92

    Before the Gun Control Act of 1968 was passed into law, Americans had the right to purchase guns through the mail with no background check. There were no serial numbers on guns where they could be tracked. And only one mass shooting had occurred. So, Americans had far more access to guns than they do now and mass shootings were nearly nonexistent. Now access to guns is much more restricted and there have been several in the past 20 years. It seems to me the problem is not with the guns, or the access to guns, but something has broken down in American society that gives place for these kind of atrocities.

    • @aought2
      @aought2 6 років тому +3

      Also, the fact that the perpetrators are young, white males... What is happening in our society that they feel justified in killing others? The big comparison being toted is Australia, yet Australia doesn't appear to have ever had the problem of mass shootings to the extent that we have had it in the U.S. So, while gun control can help, it's still not going to address the root problem of why it happens.

    • @mlugg5499
      @mlugg5499 6 років тому +19

      Yes, there has been drastic societal change. But even if the laws aren't directly to blame... the issues would still be almost entirely resolved if they just DIDN'T HAVE GUNS.

    • @aought2
      @aought2 6 років тому +8

      Well, James Fields didn't need a gun to kill one and injure dozens of others. A gun is just the most efficient way to do the job. I fear, that unless we deal with the underlying causes, the perpetrators will just switch methods. Besides that, there are too many guns available, even if you go door to door, they will never be all collected.

    • @StsFiveOneLima
      @StsFiveOneLima 6 років тому +7

      Goddamned exactly. The gun itself, and access to it, are NOT THE PROBLEM.

    • @TheMonolithTCG
      @TheMonolithTCG 6 років тому +4

      aought2 “Young White Males” Nope its “Black young males” in Chicago and any city shooting each other. Now please call me a racist.

  • @vicredshaw1155
    @vicredshaw1155 6 років тому +32

    If all Americans are not armed to the teeth , king George will be back with his swords and horsemen !

    • @joewedg3703
      @joewedg3703 6 років тому +5

      Time to retake the rebellious colonies. Pax britanica

    • @vicredshaw1155
      @vicredshaw1155 6 років тому +2

      Joe Wedg 😁

  • @CodenameSailorEarth
    @CodenameSailorEarth 2 роки тому +1

    Thank you.

  • @bigdaddy7796
    @bigdaddy7796 5 років тому +1

    Truest thing I've heard all week!!