Norfolk Wizard Game - Chapter 1 | The Killing of Clippy

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  • @Z2Wolf
    @Z2Wolf 2 місяці тому +374

    The fact that this takes place in 2006 and Clippy was discontinued within a year means that this is his canon death.

    • @alexanderingraham8255
      @alexanderingraham8255 Місяць тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @thejestor9378
      @thejestor9378 Місяць тому +20

      It would take months, but all iterations, every last scrap of code, the very source of it’s being.. would cease to be.

    • @SuperGreenSmartie
      @SuperGreenSmartie 14 днів тому +6

      Oh my god they really did kill Clippy...

  • @grubb2103
    @grubb2103 2 місяці тому +140

    50:05
    “The door opens wide,
    *THE MONKEY HAS A DEAGLE.”*
    Accompanied by ape-shrieking simply unmade me on the molecular level

    • @adambakas13
      @adambakas13 5 днів тому +1

      "The monkey has a deagle." That's a hell of a sentence.

  • @TheArmyOfOne100
    @TheArmyOfOne100 3 місяці тому +1200

    “He knows how to use a gun”
    To
    “The monkey puts the barrel in his mouth”

    • @Umberman
      @Umberman 3 місяці тому +220

      he's gonna make you respect his authority

    • @Arcgateway
      @Arcgateway 3 місяці тому +96

      @@Umberman someone is quietly singing about a littlest church with a voice forged by depression

    • @compyguy
      @compyguy 3 місяці тому +50

      Use it? Yes. Safley? No.

    • @BottleWaterson
      @BottleWaterson 3 місяці тому +38

      "it tastes like Iron, and The Zoo"

    • @DrDOOM-xs8jm
      @DrDOOM-xs8jm 3 місяці тому +7

      I understood that reference ​@@Umberman

  • @QosmicVoid
    @QosmicVoid 3 місяці тому +711

    I love how their voices sound like they're in an old 8-Bit game when they're in the digital web. That's such a good touch.

    • @Mx123-p4r
      @Mx123-p4r 3 місяці тому +17

      Gonna make a video about this comrade?

    • @QosmicVoid
      @QosmicVoid 3 місяці тому +1

      @user-yy4yu1ox4z don't tempt me for the love of God I have too much other stuff to do

    • @t.kenneth5697
      @t.kenneth5697 3 місяці тому +17

      I would also love to see what implications the latest HTP audiolog has on Qosmic’s theories, especially the draughts concept. There are so many possibilities that open up in the murder mystery with those revelations

    • @fleshdadbot6852
      @fleshdadbot6852 3 місяці тому +17

      YOU. KEVIN-MAN. YOU DO GOOD JOB.

    • @QosmicVoid
      @QosmicVoid 3 місяці тому

      @@Mx123-p4r For the love of God don't tempt me

  • @IrGregular777
    @IrGregular777 2 місяці тому +49

    theres something really funny about fredrik saying hes a forever gm who never gets to play and the second he does he makes a deeply unsatisfied man who has finally been given some control over his life

  • @TerraSoftTV
    @TerraSoftTV 3 місяці тому +998

    The comical genius of juxtaposing a high adrenaline scene with casual antique shop chatter cannot be understated.
    This series single-handedly pulled me into WoD and I look forward to the next installment.

    • @VallornDeathblade
      @VallornDeathblade 3 місяці тому +50

      I run a VTM chronicle and I am in awe at how Speaker D handled that whole sequence so deftly. It's so well paced and manages to strike a perfect balance as it bounced back and forth.

    • @Wulgreath
      @Wulgreath 3 місяці тому +39

      Knowing when to cut back between scenes is a very powerful skill to have. It keeps both the active and passive players e gaged, which is vital.

    • @Kropothead
      @Kropothead 3 місяці тому +15

      The gang does an excellent job capturing the vibe of WoD, it’s so much fun to read and play.

    • @Royboy2146-j2r
      @Royboy2146-j2r 3 місяці тому +12

      I especially love the end to the bit when samson gets the image and Parker goes, "Oh, what is this?😃" and the phone immediately explodes, releasing the rest of the crew.

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 3 місяці тому +1

      Same

  • @cadaverificRenegade
    @cadaverificRenegade 3 місяці тому +883

    "The monkey has a deagle." is not a phrase I thought I'd hear when I got up this morning

    • @dragonofdragons1720
      @dragonofdragons1720 3 місяці тому +23

      "monkey with a gun" TM

    • @Notsoshady4891
      @Notsoshady4891 3 місяці тому +32

      Deagle Chimp has made me spit out my drink twice so far. He does love that deagle.
      When you see Deagle Chimp, it's time to stop asking questions.

    • @kenl.6340
      @kenl.6340 3 місяці тому +11

      OOOOOOOOO!!!! OOOOO-OOO-OOO!!!!!!!!
      🔫🐵

    • @esper4605
      @esper4605 3 місяці тому +6

      i lost my SHIT laughing at this bit

    • @Thurman321
      @Thurman321 3 місяці тому +25

      Its so abrupt I burst out laughing and woke up my entire house. It was so grounded, the narration and he said it WITH SUCH CONFIDENCE.
      "THE MONKEY HAS A DEAGLE!"

  • @RATZGobbler
    @RATZGobbler 3 місяці тому +585

    The high school athlete sees a writhing afront to creation and asks, "that's great but how's it gonna help me play basketball."

    • @toryumau6798
      @toryumau6798 3 місяці тому +87

      … The man knows what he wants, and he doesn’t want that eldritch meatball. It ain’t bouncy enough. >)X^D

    • @PeterDivine
      @PeterDivine 3 місяці тому +24

      You'd think he'd be more broken up after having, y'know, _fucking killed_ a dude, even if it was by accident.

    • @hollowman9410
      @hollowman9410 3 місяці тому +21

      @@PeterDivine he just broke his spine. He will be fine.

    • @momon969
      @momon969 3 місяці тому +11

      "We call it a coach."

    • @DD-th5tu
      @DD-th5tu 2 місяці тому +9

      Excuse me, that's a *college* athlete thank you very much. Way more reasonable response. 😅

  • @magoswes3588
    @magoswes3588 3 місяці тому +453

    The most unbelievable thing about this is that Bill, a conspiracy theorist in Virginia, does not have a firearm in his bug out bag

    • @nadontcare9684
      @nadontcare9684 3 місяці тому +82

      Probably couldn’t afford one.

    • @AngryStickBoi
      @AngryStickBoi 3 місяці тому +111

      The moneky has them all

    • @Turnil321
      @Turnil321 3 місяці тому +72

      @@AngryStickBoi So far the monkey has wielded a pump-action shotgun, a 9mm pistol, and now a deagle presumably chambered in .50 action express.

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 3 місяці тому +17

      Might be a personal preference. Being paranoid doesn’t always mean prepared for violence. Just looking for the unexpected.

    • @Khornecussion
      @Khornecussion 3 місяці тому +25

      @@fumarc4501 Yeah, but what you gonna do if a gray alien shows up at your door with a TEC-9 after getting your messages from your homemade radar dish putting off a signal you didn't account for and he tells you " MAN I CAN'T THINK NO MORE WITH THAT THING MAKIN' NOISE MAN. GET OUTTA ME HEAD- " - What you gonna do then?

  • @hammermandan8264
    @hammermandan8264 3 місяці тому +607

    Considering how batshit insane Mage is, I would not be surprised in the slightest if “Magic James” turns out to be Samson from the future time-travelling backwards to become the Basketball Champion his awakening denied him.

    • @elijahgrimm8052
      @elijahgrimm8052 3 місяці тому +94

      That would be one hell of a twist. Or, maybe, it's his father

    • @vivian-alexandrarivers897
      @vivian-alexandrarivers897 Місяць тому +22

      ... Write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!

    • @elijahgrimm8052
      @elijahgrimm8052 Місяць тому +5

      @@vivian-alexandrarivers897 "write" that down. "WRITE". Holy hell please, PLEASE stay in school. You desperately need it.

    • @vivian-alexandrarivers897
      @vivian-alexandrarivers897 Місяць тому

      @@elijahgrimm8052 Well you don't have to be a dick about pointing out a typo like that, I was tired.

    • @ConfusedUniverse-wj9fw
      @ConfusedUniverse-wj9fw Місяць тому

      Bro thats so uncalled for @elijahgrimm8052

  • @nerdyvids1
    @nerdyvids1 3 місяці тому +392

    It’s hilarious that Sybil has wound up being the most normal person in all of this. Bill was already a conspiracy nut, and is now running around with a gun-toting monkey. Samson hangs around with a bonafide wizard, and is utterly nonplussed by the revelation of the supernatural world in favor of wanting to know who screwed with his Basketball career. Parker looked like a fairly normal guy, who then proceeded to instantly get a god complex and seemingly kill a guy the second he got magic powers.
    So we’re left with Sybil, the spindly goth creature. She’s a struggling artist who had a close encounter with the supernatural, and had the very reasonable reaction of being freaked out and hunkering down in her room and asking her friends to bring her snacks.

    • @mattwo7
      @mattwo7 3 місяці тому +46

      She didn't really "hunker down" as much as she had to rest to recover from the blood loss.

    • @scout360pyroz
      @scout360pyroz 3 місяці тому +62

      Odoroshi has a knack for playing relatively "normal" characters, WITHOUT falling into Earndil's usual role of being the logical one, I think.
      She doesn't play boring characters when she does this, but they are usually well-adjusted in temperament.

    • @rancorious7785
      @rancorious7785 3 місяці тому +38

      The "crazy girls when they meet actually crazy girls" meme

    • @ZergMeTaSWORM
      @ZergMeTaSWORM 3 місяці тому +47

      To be fair parker didn t kill the guy. he did much worse. pretty sure he is still alive and trapped in concrete like in a stasis. Aware of everything but unable to do anything.

    • @Karthull
      @Karthull 3 місяці тому

      Eh seemed justified, dude seemed like a complete douche

  • @Raziera
    @Raziera 3 місяці тому +1032

    Bill and Sybill: kooky nerds with weird interests just stumbling through the situation
    Samson: guy so determined to play basketball that he doesn't even care that magic is real
    Parker "nice guy antique shop clerk nerd" Knickerbocker: somehow the most likely person to turn evil and try to conquer the world.

    • @darrvenomfier790
      @darrvenomfier790 3 місяці тому +133

      Trust me man it’s always the quiet ones… that’s why I’m purposely loud so people don’t suspect me.

    • @kaminsod4077
      @kaminsod4077 3 місяці тому +32

      Here's hoping Knickerbocker isn't a Nephandus.

    • @atomicanachronism8849
      @atomicanachronism8849 3 місяці тому

      @@kaminsod4077 Unlikely. He doesn't seem like someone who already has an inverted avatar, and I doubt he would willingly descend. He's definitely a sadistic motherfucker, but I don't think he would want to destroy the universe.

    • @GooglyGook12
      @GooglyGook12 3 місяці тому +31

      ​@kaminsod4077
      Ehhh, I doubt it. Widderslainte (Mages who were *born* with a Qlippothic Avatar) usually show signs of their Nephandic influence even before their Awakening. If his obsession with history isn't grounded well enough in time, he *might* step through a Caul and become a Barrabus (a Mage who inverts their Avatar to become Nephandus).

    • @mahtimonni97
      @mahtimonni97 3 місяці тому

      ​@@GooglyGook12 I love how absolutely incomprehensible your comment is to most people, who probably haven't read the cursed tome that is the mage corebook.

  • @_NIKOS9_NIKOS
    @_NIKOS9_NIKOS 3 місяці тому +114

    I love how the monkey is basically a Jokaero. He is animal like yet intelligent, tech savvy and can pull guns out of nowhere.

  • @esper4605
    @esper4605 3 місяці тому +759

    the juggalo parent being incredibly wholesome by both informing sybil of his affairs with the building but also saying that he will not be interfering with what she has going on... chef kiss. so wholesome.

    • @manticore6963
      @manticore6963 3 місяці тому +170

      Shout out to "Loud and seemingly scary person, that turns out to be very poilte and nice"-Character archetypes. Must be my favorite gender.

    • @nobody-pr7fg
      @nobody-pr7fg 3 місяці тому +51

      It works really well with what I've seen on insane clown posse, aren't they a similar deal?

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 3 місяці тому +59

      @@nobody-pr7fg I can confirm, I can also confirm that they’d adopt the armed monkey in a heartbeat.

    • @jasperzanovich2504
      @jasperzanovich2504 3 місяці тому +43

      @@nobody-pr7fg Google says they are the same.
      Juggalo apparently is what the fans of Insane Clown Posse call themselves.

    • @Moramany
      @Moramany 3 місяці тому +23

      I’ve only known one juggalo, but he was one of the kindest dudes I knew

  • @ChiotVulgaire
    @ChiotVulgaire 3 місяці тому +367

    So far the monkey has wielded a pump-action shotgun, a 9mm pistol, and now a deagle presumably chambered in .50 action express. Where's he getting all these guns?!

    • @CrimsonBlasphemy
      @CrimsonBlasphemy 3 місяці тому +138

      @@ChiotVulgaire G-space. It's similar to L-space or Hammer-Space, but only accessible to true gun enthusiasts. America has a particularly weak walls because the high density of gun nuts. So a chimp being able to reach inside the mind's armory shouldn't be surprising.

    • @lumberluc
      @lumberluc 3 місяці тому +14

      His arse.

    • @ronjonswanson1842
      @ronjonswanson1842 3 місяці тому +38

      The chimpanzee is an awakened mage

    • @Stage-Fryte
      @Stage-Fryte 3 місяці тому +37

      If it helps, in Hunter the Reckoning 5e, one of the sample characters is a mage who materializes firearms from thin air. Soooo…

    • @RinAldrin
      @RinAldrin 3 місяці тому +19

      It's magic, Speaker ain't gotta explain shit

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 3 місяці тому +1091

    Clippy: "HEY KIDS, WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?!"
    Our Main Protagonists: "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

  • @vegladex
    @vegladex 3 місяці тому +257

    LOVE the way Speaker does jump cuts, just suddenly saying another character's name and they go "AH!"

    • @DD-th5tu
      @DD-th5tu 2 місяці тому +15

      It's so crisp. Too crisp, I have assumed there was a tidy bit of editing magic in them.

    • @acespades5722
      @acespades5722 Місяць тому +3

      @@DD-th5tu there is some editing but it’s mainly just to add some sound effects and stuff. The less edited version is on Spotify

  • @heixiong5860
    @heixiong5860 3 місяці тому +364

    "There's an explosion, Clippy dies!" Will never not be funny to me.

  • @OrificeHorus
    @OrificeHorus 3 місяці тому +703

    Shoutout to Mackerre by the way. That intro theme is a MASSIVE earworm and I am DELIGHTED by it.

    • @EthanolTailor
      @EthanolTailor 3 місяці тому +38

      It's genuinely fantastic.

    • @HimitsuHunter
      @HimitsuHunter 3 місяці тому +24

      It truly is!

    • @guardsmanlars6797
      @guardsmanlars6797 3 місяці тому +34

      Friendship ended with Stringstorm. Now mackerre is my favorite artist

    • @Archibaldh1pp0
      @Archibaldh1pp0 3 місяці тому +19

      ​@@guardsmanlars6797 you can both.
      I promise.

    • @guardsmanlars6797
      @guardsmanlars6797 3 місяці тому +8

      @@Archibaldh1pp0 nah Stringstorm did the irredeemable

  • @wyatt8315
    @wyatt8315 3 місяці тому +379

    Spoiler alert: Alfa DID indeed keep it in

  • @k1ngbl4d33
    @k1ngbl4d33 3 місяці тому +702

    “Does no one give a shit bout sports around here cept me?”
    Winchester and Dave: “No.”
    💀 😂

  • @Eltrio2
    @Eltrio2 3 місяці тому +447

    Bill) Being chased by government agents.
    Sybil) On the radar of a vampire likely concerned about a mascarade breach.
    Sam) On everyone's radar by being the guy who threw a ball of granite at a guy.
    Parker) Along for the ride.

    • @doginthedark
      @doginthedark 3 місяці тому +146

      Parker) Voted in highschool "Most likely to become a supervillain."

    • @anthonygurskas4850
      @anthonygurskas4850 3 місяці тому +72

      A couple of chantries might be after Parker for "killing" Cyrus

    • @ryguy9876
      @ryguy9876 3 місяці тому +58

      Sybil was most likely attacked by a Tzimtche or however it's spelt, so I doubt she has to worry about vampire society as a whole. That specific vamp, however, might not be too happy about losing a potential childe/art piece.

    • @vaclavsoukup7302
      @vaclavsoukup7302 3 місяці тому +12

      @@ryguy9876 Tzimisce

    • @fien111
      @fien111 3 місяці тому

      @@vaclavsoukup7302 Carl

  • @swampprinceofsaturn
    @swampprinceofsaturn 3 місяці тому +149

    "Lemme introduce myself my name's Ringmaster Nasty"
    The way I had to just pause the video and sit with myself for a moment. God, yeah, that sure is his name.

    • @maxfraxx3349
      @maxfraxx3349 3 місяці тому +7

      Give me eat orange give me YOU🫵

  • @joaquincobas2223
    @joaquincobas2223 3 місяці тому +122

    I think Parker may be Trazyn the Infinite in a turtle neck sweater

    • @toryumau6798
      @toryumau6798 3 місяці тому +6

      … -Trench Coat- Concerningly tight fitting turtle neck sweater. >)X^D

    • @joaquincobas2223
      @joaquincobas2223 3 місяці тому +4

      @@toryumau6798 True!

  • @yaddabluh8726
    @yaddabluh8726 3 місяці тому +89

    The fact that Samson interacts with his flip phone like he would a smart phone, like flicking his thumb to scroll down completely breaks my immersion, how dare you not consider my 90's sensibilities.

    • @thomasfoster7387
      @thomasfoster7387 3 місяці тому +30

      just go sit in the corner and commiserate with the basketball fans

    • @Levyafan
      @Levyafan Місяць тому +7

      He's just subconsciously using his wizard powers on it, obviously

  • @misterdiesel3702
    @misterdiesel3702 3 місяці тому +131

    Parker sowing: I AM A GENIUS!!!
    Parker reaping: Well this fucking sucks what the fuck

  • @rowanthearchitect3227
    @rowanthearchitect3227 3 місяці тому +82

    I like that Bill doesn't just default to throwing the monkey at everything.
    There are times and places for monkey deployment. Infiltration attempts in public areas are not among them.

    • @korstmahler
      @korstmahler Місяць тому +5

      But it's perfect for stopping a pursuit across a 4-lane highway.
      I cast chimp.

    • @rowanthearchitect3227
      @rowanthearchitect3227 27 днів тому

      @@korstmahler Very true

  • @k1ngbl4d33
    @k1ngbl4d33 3 місяці тому +388

    SpeakerD: “he’s cooked you a SoU P”
    Odo: “a soop”

  • @mahtimonni97
    @mahtimonni97 3 місяці тому +568

    Clippy shall die for the sins of our mages. Also, a monkey is there.
    Correction: Clippy shall die *because of the sins of our mages. I don't think that's even a spoiler. Just something to expect going in.

    • @BlackBulletRave
      @BlackBulletRave 3 місяці тому +21

      Also, a monkey is there *with a gun.

    • @BSOE3058
      @BSOE3058 3 місяці тому

      Hes a _NOBLE_ *APE*
      Don't ya ever mix this shit!

    • @jameslamberton7671
      @jameslamberton7671 3 місяці тому +7

      The sins of Sybil caused Clippy’s end

  • @nerdyvids1
    @nerdyvids1 3 місяці тому +101

    I think the most impressive thing about Alfa Busa and Co. the past few years is how I never get disappointed when they upload something that isn’t what I’m the most eager for. I’ll be sitting there, eagerly awaiting new HTP episodes, but then they put out a neat Half Life (secretly GMOD) series, an audiolog of the family, a battle report of a bizarre root vegetable based war game, and now a whole-ass Mage playthrough. And every single one of them has been a hit in their own weird way.

  • @nerdyvids1
    @nerdyvids1 3 місяці тому +69

    Something that Alfa and Co. really excel at when it comes to their WoD stuff is homing in on that human element to all this bizarre stuff that happens. Over in HTP it’s things like a whodunnit about vampiric infiltration being interrupted by old lovers’ quarrels, or bumping into someone from your old esoteric order at their day job at the 99p store.
    Here in NFWG, I think it’s best exemplified in the scene where Whitney is trying to explain things to Samson. You have a woman attempting to make a friend understand the sheer magnitude of what he’s stumbled into, the true nature of reality itself! But she fumbles her words a bit and gets embarrassed, and wishes someone else who was better at speaking was there to handle it. It’s like working in retail and having a customer ask a question you really need the manager to answer, but they’re out on a smoke break and nobody knows where they went.

  • @KaiserAfini
    @KaiserAfini 3 місяці тому +141

    I wouldn't be surprised if Hulkykrow invested in both the Manifest Avatar and Allies backgrounds, and that monkey is the form it takes. It helped them escape with a Correspondence spell, to a place aligned with his Paradigm and is naturally protective of Bill. Given that he is likely a Virtual Adept, that would make it a literal code monkey.

    • @Killerrpg123
      @Killerrpg123 3 місяці тому +2

      Whats the spell do? Whats a paradim?

    • @KaiserAfini
      @KaiserAfini 3 місяці тому +20

      @@Killerrpg123 A paradigm is the personal framework the mage has of reality, which they use to figure out how to do magic.
      The Avatar is like a cosmic spirit, which both allows the mage to use magic and drives them to be a better person as they progress. Normally they are incorporeal, or show up through visions, etc. But I think Bill's manifested a physical vessel, which would be the monkey.

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 3 місяці тому +4

      CODE MONKEY!!!

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 Місяць тому +2

      as far as I'm aware, the stringsquatch from his prologue is his Avatar

    • @KaiserAfini
      @KaiserAfini Місяць тому +2

      @@rokkraljkolesa9317 Yep, but I think the monkey is its manifest form. You can have a physical Avatar with both those merits, but it needs to be in a form that makes sense in Sleeper society.

  • @Murmarine
    @Murmarine 3 місяці тому +316

    We need an animated Parker throwing it back at the petrified statue of a man. Immediately.

    • @toryumau6798
      @toryumau6798 3 місяці тому +83

      ... And a slow zoom-in to Cyrus' petrified face of abject horror, unable to look away from this cognito hazard and forever screaming in silence. >)X^D

    • @fleshdadbot6852
      @fleshdadbot6852 3 місяці тому +18

      ​@@toryumau6798you are EVIL. I love your ideas.

    • @misterjoshua5720
      @misterjoshua5720 3 місяці тому +21

      Gotta loop it to Kitten's ring tone from HtP: "Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it!"

  • @rougenarwhal8378
    @rougenarwhal8378 3 місяці тому +103

    the duality of WoD: scooby doo cyber chase alongside antiques roadhouse and it makes perfect immersive sense.

  • @justaninternetfool451
    @justaninternetfool451 3 місяці тому +177

    Human language will never be adequate enough to describe how thankful I am for both this channel and every single person that is a part of it

  • @wolfundfriends6528
    @wolfundfriends6528 3 місяці тому +98

    "This is my Daughter"
    "WHASSUP FOOL"
    Holy shit that made me laugh harder than i would have expected

  • @DamonBlackpool
    @DamonBlackpool 3 місяці тому +607

    To anyone new to this series, go back and watch the 4 awakening episodes. They're really vital context to how these characters got started. One might say they're even Quintessential to the experience. ;D

    • @Levyafan
      @Levyafan 3 місяці тому +63

      They establish a sort of Paradigm, if you will. They're important if you and the series are to be in Consensus.

    • @OrificeHorus
      @OrificeHorus 3 місяці тому +16

      Like, legit, go back and watch the Awakenings. They're amazing.

    • @ShadowfireReality
      @ShadowfireReality 3 місяці тому +9

      Ahhhhhhh iseewhatyoudidthere.

    • @elstersignalisfanclub
      @elstersignalisfanclub 3 місяці тому +11

      You really gotta Nephilim/Lahand it to this guy, they know how to land a Joke.

    • @Fritz-co4pb
      @Fritz-co4pb 3 місяці тому +3

      I learned about that word through comments and now I understand that this is very funny

  • @errorlink2923
    @errorlink2923 3 місяці тому +175

    I really love the absolute whiplash of parker getting into this dark vibe of petrifying a horrid enemy, realizing an empowering potential and believing that he is a "chosen one" in such a way that almost gives him a god complex... and then suddenly the fucking scooby-doo cast zap into his shop that are basically in the same boat as him;
    Amazing episode, stellar storytelling from speakerD and great performance from the players, thank you ogre poppenang and co!

  • @metaldragon8632
    @metaldragon8632 3 місяці тому +1700

    A word of warning. None of you are ready for what’s about to happen, none of you are.

    • @The_loathsome_Dung_Eater1
      @The_loathsome_Dung_Eater1 3 місяці тому +102

      YOU ARE NOT PREPARED

    • @BSOE3058
      @BSOE3058 3 місяці тому +28

      Hah!, _normies_

    • @Stefano.M
      @Stefano.M 3 місяці тому +81

      @@The_loathsome_Dung_Eater1 That's the point, Illidan! Being prepared means somebody spoiled the story to me, silly!

    • @The_loathsome_Dung_Eater1
      @The_loathsome_Dung_Eater1 3 місяці тому +25

      @@Stefano.M i gave you one youtube credit point for catching on the reference so quick

    • @jg2323
      @jg2323 3 місяці тому +27

      So...an average game of Mage then?

  • @thatgamingkiwi1630
    @thatgamingkiwi1630 3 місяці тому +324

    I'm gonna call it right now, Clippy is an agent of the Wyrm.

    • @salazasauceproductions5100
      @salazasauceproductions5100 3 місяці тому +76

      Semi unrelated but I think Samson's mom’s got a case of Wyrm taint

    • @josephmartin4087
      @josephmartin4087 3 місяці тому +1

      Clippy is probably part of an NWO info gathering operation. I love that in the context of WoD I can say that and not immediately be called a schizo

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 3 місяці тому +11

      Agreed

    • @SuperGreenSmartie
      @SuperGreenSmartie 3 місяці тому +17

      I would've thought he was connected to the Weaver but that's also possible.

    • @evilsclone2499
      @evilsclone2499 3 місяці тому +33

      Ehhhhh, the spider like beings that attack them later kinda makes me feel like the clipster wanted some stagnation.

  • @al7492
    @al7492 3 місяці тому +70

    Many people have pointed out the talent, but I gotta point out the technical side of the show. The production level is OUT OF THIS WORLD! It is not too distracting, very thematic and masterfully composited/arranged! Props to you guys and definitely setting the plank for all the other actual play shows.

  • @Wulgreath
    @Wulgreath 3 місяці тому +143

    I look forward to the CORRESPONDENCE + MIND spell [Motion of the JuggalOcean] which transports someone to the Dark Carnival mentally until they complete a quest within it.

    • @fleshdadbot6852
      @fleshdadbot6852 3 місяці тому +2

      That is an amazing idea.

    • @roguedruid
      @roguedruid 3 місяці тому +3

      As someone who is neither familiar with Juggalos nor the World of Darkness, I'm not sure which one the Dark Carnival is from but honestly it seems like it could easily be either one.

    • @Wulgreath
      @Wulgreath 3 місяці тому +8

      @@roguedruid
      Fun fact: it's both.

    • @Zero_01084
      @Zero_01084 24 дні тому +1

      I am stealing that for a chronicle. Well done!

    • @Wulgreath
      @Wulgreath 24 дні тому

      @@Zero_01084 Make sure to go the full Pinnocio & Island of Misfit Children. The target gets a cursed invite to a rave/party/kegger somewhere isolated. Touching the invite doesn't activate it, setting out to go there does.

  • @tranquilissekai8613
    @tranquilissekai8613 3 місяці тому +43

    I appreciate that whenever Samson raises his voice in-character you can hear THE GREAT AND MIGHTY KEVIN start creeping his way into his delivery.

  • @nalrashido
    @nalrashido 3 місяці тому +177

    The Digital Web was created by Alan Turing, the British Mathematican who helped decode the Nazi encryptions (Yes, he Awakened in the World of Darkness).
    The Digital World or Digital Web in WoD is tied to the Umbra, so theoretically, Werecreatures "can" enter it. A vampire, on the other hand, has a snowball chance in Hell of escaping.

    • @Bluelyre
      @Bluelyre 3 місяці тому +33

      Now I can just picture a werewolf falling into a computer and being very confused.

    • @hectorryan7591
      @hectorryan7591 3 місяці тому +24

      I mean, isn't entering the digital web via the Umbra part of the Glasswalkers' whole shtick?

    • @nalrashido
      @nalrashido 3 місяці тому +23

      @@hectorryan7591 Si. It is mostly the Glass Walkers who can do it but any Fera with enough Magical knowhow can do it.

    • @GlareanLiebertine
      @GlareanLiebertine 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@nalrashido would be totally badass for a W:tA vidya to be about that kinda action

    • @georgesmith4768
      @georgesmith4768 3 місяці тому +19

      You say no chance of escaping, which just make me imagine a vampire getting thrown in by a mage and being stuck living in it. I’m telling you that must be what computer virus really are, trapped vampires draining your cpu and spreading the curse to your computer programs!

  • @MatthewCSnow
    @MatthewCSnow 3 місяці тому +1070

    Well, this does take place in 2006… *ahem*
    “Oh my god! They killed clippy”

    • @alexanderfrederick-preece9770
      @alexanderfrederick-preece9770 3 місяці тому +79

      @@MatthewCSnow You bar-stewards!

    • @ComedicLetter
      @ComedicLetter 3 місяці тому +25

      Wider society will collapse!

    • @nopjhg
      @nopjhg 3 місяці тому +27

      I can't believe they had the balls to kill off clippy

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus 3 місяці тому +14

      (Giggles in Basic kill code)

    • @alannatherson7721
      @alannatherson7721 3 місяці тому +17

      Hail the heroes of humanity!

  • @indigosteel5702
    @indigosteel5702 3 місяці тому +201

    Sybil: Is that a monkey?
    Bill: HE'S GOT A GUN!
    **BLAM!** **BLAM!**

  • @DaleTwokey
    @DaleTwokey 3 місяці тому +117

    This was the best fucking thing ever.
    This gives me a newfound appreciation of TTRPGs (not that I didn't appreciate them before, but you know, newfound, *awakened*, perhaps) and I am so looking forward to my copy of MTA.

  • @T3nch1
    @T3nch1 3 місяці тому +204

    Follow the monke. Trust the monke. HE KNOWS!

    • @Hawkens4k
      @Hawkens4k 3 місяці тому +10

      He will find the answers or something interesting... Maybe even cheese who knows?

    • @toryumau6798
      @toryumau6798 3 місяці тому +3

      … Monke Sees; Monke Knows. [ Nods Knowingly ] >)B^]

  • @UnknownUser-ow5zb
    @UnknownUser-ow5zb 3 місяці тому +298

    Immaculate thumbnail

    • @k.okirbe
      @k.okirbe 3 місяці тому +9

      praise beyond words for thy thumbnail

    • @syrusalder7795
      @syrusalder7795 3 місяці тому +9

      literally peak

    • @averagekreiger
      @averagekreiger 3 місяці тому +3

      Peak

    • @RoseAltro
      @RoseAltro 3 місяці тому +5

      They sadly changed the immaculate thumbnail.

    • @averagekreiger
      @averagekreiger 3 місяці тому +3

      @@RoseAltro noooooooo

  • @RainbowGod666
    @RainbowGod666 3 місяці тому +37

    Ok so basically
    1) Bill's monke is epic
    2) Parker is on Demon Time
    3) Samson needs a refund on his spells
    4) and Sybil just needs a fucking spa day man, the juggalos were probably the point where she realized she needs to Foken Sleiep M8

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte 3 місяці тому +430

    Weaknesses: federal agents.
    That implies guns, physical injury, torture, interrogation, psyops, bureacratic loops?

    • @zackv4850
      @zackv4850 3 місяці тому

      Nope. He’s immune to those things, but the existence of federal agents prevent him from achieving godhood.
      (Mostly joking haven’t watched it)

    • @Levyafan
      @Levyafan 3 місяці тому

      This is more of a narrative weakness, given how there are federal agents on Bill's tail...

    • @FiveTiger
      @FiveTiger 3 місяці тому +41

      So long as he doesn't start talking about land reform he should be ok

    • @waterpicker6879
      @waterpicker6879 3 місяці тому +37

      Probably PSTD response due to dealing with legimate MIB that killed his friends and captured him.

    • @Archibaldh1pp0
      @Archibaldh1pp0 3 місяці тому +14

      ​@@waterpicker6879 post stress traumatic disorder?
      I mean that does make sense...

  • @SketchAndEtch
    @SketchAndEtch 3 місяці тому +72

    "The monkey HAS a DEagle" is my new favourite line from this

  • @matijasostojic4288
    @matijasostojic4288 3 місяці тому +137

    I guess it makes sense that the weaver likes the WORLD WIDE WEB.

    • @nalrashido
      @nalrashido 3 місяці тому +29

      Si the Weaver in Mage the Ascension and Werewolf the Apocalypse represents Stasis, Science, Order, Technology and so on. She is the Primal Manifestation of Order in Werewolf but Mages see her as the Physical Incarnation of Stasis in the Metaphysic Trinity.
      The Technocracy reveres her due to her ultimate goal creating perpetual Order. The Weaver has three Incarna: The Machine (the manifestation of her gift of Technology), the Patriarch (the manifestation of Dogma), and Science (the manifestation of Science)

    • @festethephule7553
      @festethephule7553 3 місяці тому +7

      ​@@nalrashido
      Hm. You'd think the latter two Incarna would contradict.

    • @scout360pyroz
      @scout360pyroz 3 місяці тому +6

      ​@@festethephule7553You shouldn't think that.
      There is a ridiculous amount of overlap

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 3 місяці тому +3

      It’s easier to not think about it and just assume that even the metaphysical aspects of this world are hypocrites. Well intentioned or otherwise.

  • @flamingcroatan3739
    @flamingcroatan3739 3 місяці тому +88

    So . . .
    A conspiracy theorist cryptid hunter with a monkey and a Goth struggling artist walk into the internet
    Meanwhile . . .
    A disgraced college basketball player walks into a skinny smart mans store

  • @_NIKOS9_NIKOS
    @_NIKOS9_NIKOS 3 місяці тому +48

    Never expected that the artist, a chimp and the conspiracy theorist would have such a good vibe together.

  • @paulthemunstre
    @paulthemunstre 3 місяці тому +125

    Couldn't stop laughing for the entire antique store phone incident, couldn't hope for a better gm than speaker D for this series

  • @thedazzolator3670
    @thedazzolator3670 3 місяці тому +102

    Ringmasta Nasty was surprisingly considerate.

  • @ValeriaLukjanenko
    @ValeriaLukjanenko 3 місяці тому +25

    God, i don't know who else could make me so invested in a story set in the universe i literally know nothing about in the language i don't speak. It's such an intense story lined with a comedy gold and every character is so charming and loveable. I've been saying this about HTP and now i feel the same about NWG. This is overwhelming in the best way possible. Amen

  • @stevenblakeley2173
    @stevenblakeley2173 3 місяці тому +15

    you know I was wondering how things would go in a campaign without SpeakerD's beautifully chaotic character in the party. I am pleasantly surprised to see that him being behind the DM screen means that every single NPC can be a SpeakerD work of unhinged art. also Odo's tiny squeak of "stop" at the mention of Jugglettes is priceless
    edit: the wine the dad has, it's the wine from the commercial that Orson Wells got absolutely hammered making

  • @s.bishop
    @s.bishop 3 місяці тому +28

    Gotta say, love SpeakerD's norfolk design here, how the goofy red avatar was turned into a creepy floating head/mask in the mirrow, it just feels adequate to the story.

    • @brodyratliff7441
      @brodyratliff7441 2 місяці тому

      SpeakerD was always some strange flesh creature I perfer the clay theater mask

  • @rainwad3843
    @rainwad3843 3 місяці тому +20

    i have been obsessed with this + the awakening vids for like a week straight, the RP and storytelling on display is absolutely SCRUMPTIOUS... singlehandedly convinced me to actually look in to learning how to play WoD, lol. 10/10, goth critter Sybil is my favorite, but everyone at the table is like their own unique 5-star buffet of strange idiosyncrasies and enthralling chemistry and insane wizardry, love it!!!

  • @archellothewolf2083
    @archellothewolf2083 3 місяці тому +32

    "This is not a system in the game, this is just funny."
    Those are the best systems in any RPG. xD

  • @curiouswind9196
    @curiouswind9196 3 місяці тому +69

    Motion of the Jugallocean

  • @tomisabum
    @tomisabum 18 днів тому +5

    God, I hope that monkey's gun changes EVERY time. Finally catching up with this series, the editing and animation quality is top notch and appreciated.

  • @EmpiCru0
    @EmpiCru0 3 місяці тому +57

    Delusions vindicated, hopes and dreams shattered, the horrors of modernity, the wonders of history... and the Monkey with a gun.
    We're breaking out the archetypal compass with this one!
    After a poorly scheduled double shift, that is.. TT

    • @EmpiCru0
      @EmpiCru0 3 місяці тому +4

      I was not prepared. Not in the slightest. My compass is shattered and stained with Faygo.

  • @ChrisbyFlanker
    @ChrisbyFlanker 3 місяці тому +11

    The way SpeakerD interjects the monkey into scenes is genius, first it makes you laugh then everyone is fearing for their lives!
    SpeakerD is an awesome dm
    I love Fred's part in this. Serious and foreboding with a great descriptive flow. His paced reality grounding moments really amplify the hillarious whiplash back to chaotic Hulky&Odo shenannigans. The grounding really helps with the feeling of it being a real place and a building a feeling of serious concerning and creeping dread.
    Such a good contrast of feelings, pacing and moments created by these different approaches making an emotional rollercoaster. Props to SpeakerD weaving it all together!

  • @Auron501st
    @Auron501st 3 місяці тому +50

    I have to say , I found this channel while in the Barracks. Me and the guys used to laugh at TTS all the time. I didn’t know where yall were gonna take the channel but this is amazing and I hope yall keep it up. Cause after all these years yall are still keeping us rolling laughing 😆!

  • @kingbubbles9461
    @kingbubbles9461 27 днів тому +5

    I love how Bill and Sybil were trauma bonding over their world being turned upside down

  • @dorchadas7135
    @dorchadas7135 3 місяці тому +195

    Antiques Roadshow Time

    • @laszloban5226
      @laszloban5226 3 місяці тому +13

      Scooby doo Cyberchase go crazy

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 3 місяці тому +1

      A fantastic and apt summary. Lmao

    • @TheArmyOfOne100
      @TheArmyOfOne100 3 місяці тому +1

      I need to find my copy of Neuromancer

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 3 місяці тому +3

      Antiques Mageshow

  • @qfqfsaa6558
    @qfqfsaa6558 3 місяці тому +19

    The fact this takes place in 2006 means that we're just one year too early to have a fight with Hatsune Miku.

  • @sharkehreal
    @sharkehreal 3 місяці тому +25

    "I'm Sybil. I'm a person, believe it or not."
    She's my favourite

    • @luvhair255
      @luvhair255 3 місяці тому

      She's so adorable and cheeky I can hardly take it.

  • @bthsr7113
    @bthsr7113 3 місяці тому +18

    "Thought you were talking about the news, not sports." I like this bouncer.

  • @gentlemanvaultboy8671
    @gentlemanvaultboy8671 3 місяці тому +46

    The Assassination of Clippy by the Coward Sybil Innswood.

  • @Carbonblak
    @Carbonblak 3 місяці тому +21

    Man whatever it is you guys commit to, it becomes gold , I and my son are still fans from way back and are still cheering you guys on . Keep up the amazing work! I'm dedicated to whom I support always .keep winning brother .

  • @orionlogan8114
    @orionlogan8114 3 місяці тому +15

    This is absolutely fantastic. Been a fan of Vampire the Mascarad for awhile now and have really wanted to see more media from the other WoD materials. The performances, production value, and shear care put into this shows and shines. DEEPLY invested in the story and thoroughly looking forward to seeing more from our new mages and watching Parker the Infinite expand the Knickerbocker Galleries. . .

  • @theplanetthief3810
    @theplanetthief3810 3 місяці тому +13

    I just love Bill and Sybil's little arms flailing about as they fall in the digital web, they're so sillyyyy

  • @yashametlaudna
    @yashametlaudna 3 місяці тому +12

    I've had a hard time listening to TTRPG podcasts for a long time now but oh my gosh both Narrative Declaration and Norfolk Wizard Game have such a vibe I can absolutely get behind, this is SOOO fun I cannot wait for more.

  • @HenryIVth
    @HenryIVth 2 місяці тому +12

    2:16:33 "This feels like reading Neuromancer while Antiques Road Show is playing on the TV." Quote of the video.

  • @korstmahler
    @korstmahler 3 місяці тому +71

    I can't wait for this epilogue with Karl. I hope his many warcrimes are still unaccounted for.

  • @archlorddestin
    @archlorddestin 3 місяці тому +12

    Listening to the post credits, it's good to know that a DM as fucking amazing as Speaker is, still gets imposter syndrome and nerves.

  • @ufofighter16
    @ufofighter16 3 місяці тому +18

    Samson: "I do not want Magic. I Want BASKETBALL, ALWAYS!!!!"

  • @ceroshiro
    @ceroshiro 3 місяці тому +22

    Major respect for the texting bit in the last third. Genius, 11/10 Storyteller move.

  • @Dakkalazy
    @Dakkalazy 3 місяці тому +20

    "In this episode, Speaker pronounces 'demesne' wrong"
    Thank you Karl, I was worried nobody would mention that.
    As always, your service is impeccable.

  • @Malkamok
    @Malkamok 3 місяці тому +20

    I'm absolutely in *AWE* at SpeakerD solution for pulling the team together (and in general, honestly). Absolutely brilliant.
    Loud clap all around, and I CANT WAIT for next episode

    • @audiosurfarchive
      @audiosurfarchive 2 місяці тому

      He's absurdly talented in just about everything.

  • @Lorenzo20037
    @Lorenzo20037 3 місяці тому +24

    This is hands down the greatest piece of content I’ve ever seen on this website. Thank you guys so much for the passion and dedication to this project

  • @wittyson
    @wittyson 3 місяці тому +149

    SALSA VERDE & ALIEN GUY VS PAPERCLIP
    WHO WILL WIN???

  • @dustind4694
    @dustind4694 3 місяці тому +43

    Acceptable levels of 'am I on drugs'. Well done, 10/10

  • @hpph7133
    @hpph7133 3 місяці тому +56

    Missed opportunity to have Samson say he hates mondays

  • @romangagg5328
    @romangagg5328 3 місяці тому +10

    I don't know how spicy of a take this is but Parker is absolutely my favorite one to watch, that calm fury he spoke when Samson and Bill were fighting since shivers. And the character defining line "none will care for history the way I will" goes hard.

  • @cultistofdarkness1661
    @cultistofdarkness1661 3 місяці тому +12

    SpeakerD is an incredible story teller, i had a inkling about this all the way from warhams episode 0, the way he described, voiced, and how much soul he puts into everything. SpeakerD, and all of people collaborating on this, rotgrind, and alfabusa projects, are simply incredible people, the real da Vinci-s , Picassos, and other ancient masters of arts, of the current era.
    Simply incredible, i lack words

  • @stupidsillylace
    @stupidsillylace 3 місяці тому +40

    The juggalos really made this episode pop off

  • @-Gilver
    @-Gilver 3 місяці тому +11

    I absolutely loved the backforths between the antique shop and the internet free fall scene, the bavkground music for the shop made it all the more hilarious

  • @AaronCorr
    @AaronCorr 3 місяці тому +14

    Well, this certainly beats: "You meet in a tavern because only one table was free"

  • @alphaandomega4422
    @alphaandomega4422 3 місяці тому +7

    This whole bit was like watching antiques roadshow, Matrix trilogy, and Scooby Doo Adventures having a shared acid trip, and I am enjoying the whole ride!

  • @sully572
    @sully572 3 місяці тому +16

    why is all the content produced on this channel so high quality? really a fantastic confluence of talent

  • @blackcatcrew6965
    @blackcatcrew6965 3 місяці тому +6

    the switching from calm Samson and Parker to Matrix insanity with Bill and Sybil is too funny

  • @themeddler7574
    @themeddler7574 3 місяці тому +10

    I really really appreciate the player-gm banter at the end, love hearing both sides of a tabletop, the fantastical events and the real feelings behind them.

  • @Noname72105
    @Noname72105 27 днів тому +2

    SpeakerD's "Let the game begin" hits *so goddamn hard*. I love this man's sense of drama and presentation.

  • @Hal-Embers
    @Hal-Embers 3 місяці тому +42

    I’ve bin waiting for this one Let’s goo!
    P.s the og title of the audiolog was Oh god, Clippy is DEAD.

    • @BSOE3058
      @BSOE3058 3 місяці тому

      Some madmen said that it can't be killed... I dont trust dat spindly bastard

  • @playtesting2317
    @playtesting2317 3 місяці тому +7

    Bill and Parker, these two are such amazing characters and quite opposite to each other.
    It makes me want to see them solve problems together.