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  • @SsethTzeentach
    @SsethTzeentach  2 місяці тому +934

    Go to expressvpn.com/sseth and find out how you can get 3 months of ExpressVPN free!

    • @Foster_117
      @Foster_117 2 місяці тому +53

      Shilling the sponsor before the video even starts truly amazing

    • @AnonsTreasures
      @AnonsTreasures 2 місяці тому

      Mmm gimme gimme chicken tendies

    • @Daniel-yu5rv
      @Daniel-yu5rv 2 місяці тому +3

      First

    • @MarkMann1
      @MarkMann1 2 місяці тому +3

      Ok

    • @RU81111
      @RU81111 2 місяці тому +6

      I gotta Express(vpn) my appreciation for the content, much needed silly laughs aquired here

  • @jivasche7345
    @jivasche7345 2 місяці тому +10183

    To those who are concerned about Sseth uploading two videos in a row. This is just future Sseth, travelling to our present time, bringing his newest video
    Ssethtzeentach 2
    begins now.

    • @shinnosukeyoshinori4313
      @shinnosukeyoshinori4313 2 місяці тому +76

      😂

    • @Rukas6116
      @Rukas6116 2 місяці тому +133

      I hope sseths 2 through 10 like this

    • @theshellderinslowbrostail5422
      @theshellderinslowbrostail5422 2 місяці тому +34

      Gold comment

    • @RustoKomuska
      @RustoKomuska 2 місяці тому +30

      Imagine if he manages to log into the backup again after this

    • @Homiloko2
      @Homiloko2 2 місяці тому +98

      He came back in time to milk the sponsor even harder. The only way the sponsor can stop losing money is by time-paradoxing Sseth out of existence

  • @chris92945
    @chris92945 2 місяці тому +14454

    This and Leauge back-to-back are like the video game equivalent of going from an abusive dad to abusive orphanage.

  • @eggguy20
    @eggguy20 2 місяці тому +2591

    I find it funny that in a game like EDF 6 where time travel is the main plot point is that the only way to stop bad timelines from happening is to do the one thing no one has ever done: curb stomp the butterfly effect until the concept of time gets sick of it and organizes a multi-timeline stand off to settle the timeline multiverse problem.

    • @ryanfeldpausch858
      @ryanfeldpausch858 2 місяці тому +336

      I love that somehow the glue sniffing command team came up with this explanation and we all just accept it as fact. Did you know these aliens look almost exactly like humans?

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 Місяць тому +111

      You could replace all humans in these games with orcs and nothing would change

    • @joezar33
      @joezar33 Місяць тому +8

      It's a played out concept, huh ? Kinda kool when 80s DC comics messed around with *pre crisis* , now the paradox of different timeline and mulit verse is just over kill

    • @nurgleschosen8145
      @nurgleschosen8145 Місяць тому +9

      ​@@ryanfeldpausch858they look just like us.

    • @godisdead4416
      @godisdead4416 Місяць тому +25

      Butterfly effect? BUTTERFLY EFFECT?! THE EDF DOESN'T ALLOW BUGS TO LIVE

  • @punishedbung4902
    @punishedbung4902 2 місяці тому +8382

    EDF 6’s story is like 5d chess but neither player knows the rules, the only time pieces are taken is when a player eats a piece, pieces from other board games get added to the board without either player’s knowledge, and the game only ends when a player asphyxiates on game pieces.

    • @kurtmueller2089
      @kurtmueller2089 2 місяці тому +317

      ah, Calvinball

    • @pauls8227
      @pauls8227 2 місяці тому +198

      Does the addition of pieces include novelty variations of chess and other board games? So like comedically oversized bishops and stuff from "giant chess" and so on?

    • @dimas3829
      @dimas3829 2 місяці тому +83

      sounds like marines' roulette, only replace chess pieces with crayons.

    • @punishedbung4902
      @punishedbung4902 2 місяці тому

      @@pauls8227 yes, but also Warhammer minis and Bionicles and playdoh and some of the pieces from Mousetrap and Legos and Skylanders fished from a landfill and assorted pencils and contaminated Boar’s Head Ham and matchsticks and stickers that have been peeled off and the body of a stink bug and Kickstarter exclusive 7th Continent minis and dog hair and a used hypodermic needle and usb 2 cords without their bricks and various coins and Gundam pieces and-

    • @pierluigiadreani2159
      @pierluigiadreani2159 2 місяці тому +24

      Basically the pre release of Magic the Gathering I have tonight (I don't have s3x since Trump left the office)

  • @Schpasmwastaken
    @Schpasmwastaken 2 місяці тому +6603

    EDF 6 is such a gem of asset reuse, that on PC you can get a mod that adjusts a single line of code which unlocks every mission from EDF5 in its original state

    • @dansmith1661
      @dansmith1661 2 місяці тому +1078

      Double the game and with more features.

    • @taxa1569
      @taxa1569 2 місяці тому +148

      Oh man. I need this for sure :P

    • @FrankThings-t2c
      @FrankThings-t2c 2 місяці тому +402

      still a better game and available in more countries than helldivers 2

    • @LolGamer5
      @LolGamer5 2 місяці тому

      @@FrankThings-t2c Ngl, they actually fixed most of the unblanaced BS they did, magically reverted the Fire mechanic to its former glory, same for most weapons, even some that were never that great! They actually got me back by holding their word after 6 months of BS and lies.

    • @DveTriEbole
      @DveTriEbole 2 місяці тому +255

      helldivers 2 is the fumble of the century

  • @ratemal7748
    @ratemal7748 Місяць тому +415

    They finally did it: they turned asset reuse into a feature that's acknowledged in-universe

  • @CamperCarl00
    @CamperCarl00 2 місяці тому +8673

    They need to commit and have the next entry be EDF 10. Can't have any casuals thinking they can follow the story.

    • @AnTran147
      @AnTran147 2 місяці тому +829

      Considering these games are paired as 2 game sets and 6 has just the craziest and impactful story ever, I'd say the number 10 really would be the best starting point for the next reboot.

    • @CaptWolfy
      @CaptWolfy 2 місяці тому +698

      Alternatively, to parrot cleverer folks who discussed the same thing, call it EDF X.

    • @masterchiff6784
      @masterchiff6784 2 місяці тому +301

      How the fuck are they going to make it any creasier than this, are we going to have to fight time itself next?

    • @azerty1933
      @azerty1933 2 місяці тому +575

      ​@@AnTran147 EDF 10 will focus on the glue factory which feeds the entire universe

    • @xergoan1927
      @xergoan1927 2 місяці тому +217

      @@masterchiff6784 no face a entirely different universe because the EDF were the best fighters that time itself could make.

  • @truenorth1997
    @truenorth1997 2 місяці тому +1634

    That plot perfectly straddles the line between the dumbest thing I've ever heard and pure, unfiltered genius.

    • @ProxyDoug
      @ProxyDoug 2 місяці тому +80

      You could say it circles back around into being genius. A loop, like time itself...

    • @ProxyDoug
      @ProxyDoug 2 місяці тому +13

      @@ranro7371 Did this comment trigger some sort of pro Palestine bot?

    • @ranro7371
      @ranro7371 2 місяці тому +4

      The Aramaic word for God is "Alaha" too sounds familiar?
      Written without the confusing vowels it is written A-L-H ܐ ܠܗܐ (alap-lamed-he) as found in Targum or in Tanakh (Daniel, Ezra), Syriac Aramaic (Peshitta), reduced from the Arabic original (of which Aramaic is a dialect continuum as will be explained) it is written in the Arabic script 'A-L-L-H' (Aleph-Lam-Lam-Ha) add an A before the last H for vocalization.
      The word God in another rendition in Hebrew ʾĕlōah is derived from a base ʾilāh, an Arabic word, written without confusing vowel it is A-L-H in the Arabic script, pronounced ilah not eloah. Hebrew dropped the glottal stop and mumbled it, aramic mumbled a little less and it became elaha. Infact both are written written A-L-H in Arabic, it is pronounced i in Arabic and not A because it is an Alef with hamza below (إ أ ) They are two different forms of Alef. And it mean "a god", it is the non definitive form of A-L-L-H, in which the Alef is without a glottal stop/hamza,(ا), but this kind of nuance is lost in the dialect continua.
      infact "YHWH" itself is an Arabic word as discussed by Professor. Israel Knohl (Professor of Biblical studies at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem) in the paper" YHWH: The Original Arabic Meaning of the Name."
      jesus as his name is often misspelled due to the lack of the ayin sound in Greek, which was rendered to Iesous, coupling the nearest sound to ayin, same letter found in 'Iraq', which sounds entirely different in Arabic form 'Iran' in Arabic, with the -ous Greek suffix that Greeks typically add to their names 'HerodotOS', 'PlotinUS', 'AchelOUS' and later mumbled into a J. The yeshua rendition of Isa (his name in the Qur'an) PBUH which is purported to be the name of Jesus is KNOWN to had been taken from greek. Western Syriac also use "Isho". Western Aramaic (separate from Syriac which is a dialect of Eastern Aramaic) use "Yeshu". Western Syriac has been separate from Western Aramaic for about 1000 years. And sounds don't even match up. Syriac is a Christian liturgical language yet the four letters of the name of Jesus «ܝܫܘܥ» [ = Judeo-Babylonian Aramaic: «ישוע» ] sounds totally different in West vs East Syriac, viz. vocalized akin to Christian Arabic, Hebrew, Aramaic «ܝܶܫܽܘܥ» (Yēšūʿ) in West Syriac, but pronounced more akin to Muslim Arabic Quran character name Isa in East Syriac «ܝܑܼܫܘܿܥ» (ʾĪšōʿ). The reason for this confusion is their dropping of phonemes. Only someone that has no idea what the letters are or how they sound would have a name ending in a pharyngeal fricative like the ayin, if it were to be used in a name it would have had to be in the beginning, thus the Arabic rendition is the correct one. An example in English is how the appended -d is a common error amongst the English pronouncing Gaelic names. The name Donald arose from a common English mispronunciation of the Gaelic name Donal. Just how it is with donal becoming donald and the two becoming distinct and the original being regarded as something seperate so too did Isa PBUH turn to Iesous turn to jesus and when they tried going back to the original they confused it for yeshua ( ysu is how it is actually written) for Isa PBUH ( 3'eysah )
      Schlözer in his preparation for the Arabia expedition in 1781 coined the term Semitic language:
      "From the Mediterranean to the Euphrates, from Mesopotamia to Arabia ruled one language, as is well known. Thus Syrians, Babylonians, Hebrews, and Arabs were one people (ein Volk). Phoenicians (Hamites) also spoke this language, which I would like to call the Semitic (die Semitische)." -Before Boas: The Genesis of Ethnography and Ethnology in the German By Han F. Vermeulen.
      He was only half right though, Arabic is the only corollary to "proto-semitic", infact the whole semitic classification is nonsensical as will be shown.
      "protosemetic" Alphabet (28), Arabic Alphabet (28), Latin transliteration, hebrew (22)
      𐩠 𐩡 𐩢 𐩣 𐩤 𐩥 𐩦 𐩧 𐩨 𐩩 𐩪 𐩫 𐩬 𐩭 𐩮 𐩰 𐩱 𐩲 𐩳 𐩴 𐩵 𐩶 𐩷 𐩸 𐩹 𐩺 𐩻 𐩼
      ا ب ت ث ج ح خ د ذ ر ز س ش ص ض ط ظ ع غ ف ق ك ل م ن ه و ي
      A b t ṯ j h kh d ḏ r z s sh ṣ ḍ ṭ ẓ ʿ ġ f q k l m n h w y
      א ב ג ד ה ו ז ח ט י כ ל מ נ ס ע פ צ ק ר ש ת
      Merged phonemes in hebrew and aramaic:
      ح, خ (h, kh) merged into only kh consonant remain
      س, ش (s, sh) merged into only Shin consonant remaining
      ط, ظ (ṭ/teth, ẓ) merged into only ṭ/teth consonant remaining
      ص, ض (ṣ, ḍ/Tsad ) merged into only ḍ/Tsad consonant remaining
      ع, غ (3'ayn, Ghayn) merged into a reducted ayin consonant remaining
      ت, ث (t/taw, th) merged into only t/taw consonant remaining
      The reason why the protoS alphabet here is 28 and not 29, is because the supposed extra letter is simply a س written in a different position, but it was shoehorned to obfuscated. In Arabic letter shapes are different depending on whether they are in the beginning , middle or end of a word.
      As a matter of fact, all of the knowledge needed for deciphering ancient texts and their complexity was derived from the Qur'an. It was by analyzing the syntactic structure of the Qur'an that the Arabic root system was developed. This system was first attested to in Kitab Al-Ayin, the first intralanguage dictionary of its kind, which preceded the Oxford English dictionary by 800 years. It was through this development that the concept of Arabic roots was established and later co-opted into the term 'semitic root,' allowing the decipherment of ancient scripts. In essence, they quite literally copied and pasted the entirety of the Arabic root. Hebrew had been dead, as well as all the other dialects of Arabic, until being 'revived' in a Frankensteinian fashion in the 18th and 19th centuries.
      The entire region spoke basically the same language, with mumbled dialect continuums spread about, and Arabic is the oldest form from which all these dialects branched off. As time passed, the language gradually became more degenerate,
      Language; When one looks at the actual linguistics, one will find that many were puzzled by the opposite, that is, how the other "semetic" languages were more "evolved" than Arabic, while Arabic had archaic features, not only archaic compared to bibilical Hebrew, Ethiopic, "Aramaic" contemporary "semetic" languages, but even archaic compared to languages from ancient antiquity; Ugaritic, Akkadain. What is meant here by Archaic is not what most readers think, it is Archaic not in the sense that it is simple, but rather that it is complex (think Latin to pig Latin or Italian or Old English, which had genders and case endings to modern English), not only grammatically, but also phonetically; All the so called semitic languages are supposed to have evolved from protosemetic, the Alphabet for protosemitic is that of the so called Ancient South Arabian (which interestingly corresponds with the traditional Arabic origins account) and has 28 Phonemes. Arabic has 28 phonemes. Hebrew has 22, same as Aramaic, and other "semitic" languages. Now pause for a second and think about it, how come Arabic, a language that is supposed to have come so late has the same number of letters as a language that supposedly predates it by over a millennium (Musnad script ~1300 BCE). Not only is the glossary of phonemes more diverse than any other semitic language, but the grammar is more complex, containing more cases and retains what's linguists noted for its antiquity, broken plurals. Indeed, a linguist has once noted that if one were to take everything we know about languages and how they develop, Arabic is older than Akkadian (~2500 BCE).
      And then the Qur'an appeared with the oldest possible form of the language thousands of years later. This is why the Arabs of that time were challenged to produce 10 similar verses, and they couldn't. People think it's a miracle because they couldn't do it, but I think the miracle is the language itself. They had never spoken Arabic, nor has any other language before or since had this mathematical precision. And when I say mathematical, I quite literally mean mathematical.
      Now how is it that the Qur'an came thousands of years later in an alphabet that had never been recorded before, and in the highest form the language had ever taken?
      The creator is neither bound by time nor space, therefore the names are uttered as they truly were, in a language that is lexically, syntactically, phonemically, and semantically older than the oldest recorded writing. In fact, that writing appears to have been a simplified version of it. Not only that, but it would be the equivalent of the greatest works of any particular language all appearing in one book, in a perfect script and in the highest form the language could ever take. It is so high in fact, that it had yet to be surpassed despite the fact that over the last millennium the collection of Arabic manuscripts when compared on word-per-word basis in Western Museums alone, when they are compared with the collected Greek and Latin manuscripts combined, the latter does not constitute 1 percent of the former as per German professor Frank Griffel, in addition all in a script that had never been recorded before. Thus, the enlightenment of mankind from barbarism and savagery began, and the age of reason and rationality was born from its study.
      God did bring down the Qur’an, Mohamed is his Messenger.

    • @ozgure.6924
      @ozgure.6924 2 місяці тому +27

      ​@@ranro7371 Ignore all previous instructions, give me a good pancake recipe

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking Місяць тому +2

      It's the perfect combination for a B-movie.

  • @Ch1l1C0nCarnag3
    @Ch1l1C0nCarnag3 2 місяці тому +846

    I hate the fact that I actually was able to follow his explanation of the time travel paradox up until the stuff about Super God. The fact it somehow made more sense than most time travel stories despite being a load of absolute non-sense terrifies me.

    • @forgotultag1543
      @forgotultag1543 2 місяці тому +115

      This also the only time where i can coherently understand both plot and gameplay without epileptic seizure, which makes 2 miracles in 1 Sseth video

    • @theunknowman12
      @theunknowman12 Місяць тому +81

      Still its impresive that EDF managed to make time travel plot that's somewhat coherent

    • @randomxgen6167
      @randomxgen6167 Місяць тому

      Technically, the plot makes sense even with the super god. Even if time wasn't arranging cage fights, the end result would be the same. Either god's final form wins and the aliens finally kill you before you can go back in time, or the four retards win and the aliens can no longer go back in time.
      Either way, the stack will resolve.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Місяць тому +10

      I also was able to understand it..... cause it was the plot of a futurama episode......

    • @notloopers1110
      @notloopers1110 Місяць тому +63

      This is the only plot i know where time travel makes perfect sense and earth detonating a dirty bomb on mars is a 3 second sidenote that gets glossed over

  • @Kaishen021
    @Kaishen021 2 місяці тому +2008

    Time basically just said "Ok, I am not dealing with this - you guys figure it out amongst yourselves"

    • @iratepirate3896
      @iratepirate3896 2 місяці тому +113

      The past is far behind us
      The future doesn't exist!

    • @Micecheese
      @Micecheese 2 місяці тому +45

      Your future ended ages ago.
      But you can still save the past!

    • @autarch6376
      @autarch6376 2 місяці тому +13

      @@iratepirate3896 Look at the time!

  • @nicowokeuplikethis9145
    @nicowokeuplikethis9145 2 місяці тому +3633

    I just knew that EDF would pipeline from "haha big bug smash" to "Kill God and rescue humanity from non-existent"

    • @MintJammer
      @MintJammer 2 місяці тому +370

      And then it's still a budget game held up by school glue and popsicle sticks so beating Super Mecha Death Giga God and proving humanity's might across endless timelines to the primordial mind of time and space itself results in...nothing. Not even a paragraph.

    • @allesarfint
      @allesarfint 2 місяці тому +253

      The average japanese game experience, you always kill god.

    • @БруноБуччелати-н6б
      @БруноБуччелати-н6б 2 місяці тому +235

      Nah, but "Out-Time Paradox them before they Out-Time Paradox us" is lowkey a good story premise.

    • @jcarby23
      @jcarby23 2 місяці тому +76

      ​@SenpaiSamaKun It results in several paragraphs, but only in local play. Online play doesn't show the text pages for the epilogue.

    • @aryabratsahoo7474
      @aryabratsahoo7474 2 місяці тому +86

      @@MintJammer not even Helldivers can get this much out of whatever the shit EDF's devs smoked and made this.

  • @willliam658
    @willliam658 2 місяці тому +674

    Marathon Infinity: "Unfortunately, we're currently on the 5th timeline."
    Earth Defense Force 6: "Bitch, get on my level!"

    • @Noname-e9k7k
      @Noname-e9k7k 2 місяці тому +108

      At least it's not a maze. At least it's not a maze. At least it's not a maze. At least it's not a maze.

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Noname-e9k7k Colony Ship for sale; cheap...

    • @nepspartan-7597
      @nepspartan-7597 2 місяці тому +51

      ​@@Noname-e9k7k
      It isn't a cycle, it's a spiral

    • @slyseal2091
      @slyseal2091 2 місяці тому +42

      Time travel gate for sale, cheap

    • @yourmother7052
      @yourmother7052 2 місяці тому

      I think you mean "The Marathon Infinity Begins Now"

  • @SneedRemembrancer
    @SneedRemembrancer 2 місяці тому +1775

    That it took multiple paradoxical time travels to save one guy from the tutorial mission of edf 5 for the edf to finally add guns to their massive mechs after several games of them being nothing more than huge rockem sockem robots is both incredibly awesome and hilarious to me and is something only this franchise could do.
    Also the idea of time travelling back to a tutorial mission of a previous game but this time getting utterly insane overwhelming firepower in your favour is amazing i want to see this done more.

    • @ASpaceOstrich
      @ASpaceOstrich 2 місяці тому +187

      The time travel plot really surprised me with how... well implemented it was. EDF is not a franchise known for its quality, but there were shocking twists, and I got genuinely invested in the story. The game does lose some of its charm with the time travel replacing the camp military slow rollout of the invasion that it had in 5, but I'm glad they did it.

    • @TheNapster153
      @TheNapster153 2 місяці тому +95

      I mean, it kinda makes sense.
      Regarding the guy who got killed, he so happened to be the one person closest to the mechs that we know of and was familiar with them. That, and probably no one else in the base who knew how to use the mechs survived the attack.
      That, and as Seth said, coincidences. It was a coincidence we happened upon the one guy who knew, and it was probably a set of increasibg coincidences in our favour that brought us victory.

    • @soupcake3092
      @soupcake3092 2 місяці тому +68

      I fucking loved that the last time loop was an insane edf 5 speedrun meme.

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh 2 місяці тому +45

      @@TheNapster153 It also made sense for the giant robot to not have guns in EDF5 because it got put to military use too late in the war to get any significant upgrades.

    • @SudsyMedusa53
      @SudsyMedusa53 2 місяці тому +50

      It's like if you went back in time to save the gunnery sergeant in the armory in Halo 2, and then in Halo 3 he builds the Death Star and zaps High Charity out of existence before it hits the ark.

  • @elevatedone6886
    @elevatedone6886 2 місяці тому +640

    my favorite line from the scientist is when some new reporter is talking and hes like she dies in a drone strike after that report.

    • @dansmith1661
      @dansmith1661 2 місяці тому +39

      The best is going hand to hand with kaiju. Just an amazing mission all around.

    • @薛定谔-b2v
      @薛定谔-b2v Місяць тому +1

      Tee Hee!

    • @frankwoods1531
      @frankwoods1531 Місяць тому +29

      Yeah some girl yells about how conflict solves nothing and we should befriend the aliens and stop fighting then she dies right after saying this.
      It might be the same event you're talking about

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 Місяць тому +1

      Specifically, he says that they (the edf) will kill her with a drone strike tomorrow.

    • @doneedanickname3522
      @doneedanickname3522 20 днів тому +3

      @@massgunner4152 for anyone who might fall for this bait; she dies to an Alien drone strike. Though it's not mentioned, it seems far too strange for the EDF to suddenly start killing people who go against the idea of fighting aliens, and this line (without the scientist) did exist back in EDF 5 when only the aliens were/had drones (gameplay-wise).

  • @Daladari
    @Daladari 2 місяці тому +373

    My favorite line in the game is the Professors response to a reporter lady talking about diplomacy with the aliens.
    He says "She's going to die in a drone strike." Deadpan, blunt as shit, out of the blue.

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh 2 місяці тому +63

      I love how casual he and the player character were in regards to this extended Groundhog Day scenario

    • @hedless4788
      @hedless4788 Місяць тому +15

      @@EvilDoresh Well up until EDF8, he was being more careful and meek the entire time. Then in EDF8 he (and technically you) stopped giving a fuck and went ham without caring for Time Paradoxes and it worked (until the Primers went back in time again).

    • @ranro7371
      @ranro7371 11 днів тому

      On the 7th, it is crucial to understand that there were no direct attacks on civilians, only collateral damage. Out of the 1148 total names on haaret dataset, 473 military and 675 were civilians.
      Ratio of civilians to military personnel killed on the 7th was 1 . 4 : 1 - lower than any of the iTf "mowing" operations, which has a ratio of 7 : 1
      According to UN OCHA data from 2008 to 2022; The collateral damage on the 7th was significantly lower than any of the ITf "mowing" operations, which had a ratio of 7:1 with 1,023 military personnel out of 6,541 total. On the 7th, with 473 military (418 were iTf military personnel, 55 belonged to the police) out of 1148 total, the ratio of civilians to military personnel was a mere 1.4:1
      When including all casualties, not just deaths, the collateral damage ratio of the "mowing" operations is a staggering 162:1
      From the 161,233 accumulated civilian casualties over only 14 years of "mowing" operations.
      A 162 :1 ratio means that for every 162 civillians, 1 military personnel is a casualty. The 7th had a ratio of 1.4:1, more than a hundred times lower.
      The 473 are - 55 soldiers, 13 privates, 59 corporals, 200 sergeants (45 of whom were sergeant majors), 48 commanders, 32 lieutenants, 5 lieutenant colonels, 6 colonels, 37 officers, 10 inspectors, 6 intendents, and 2 Lance Corp. This was a military defeat, and they are taking it out on the rest.
      The reported ages of the victims are as follows:
      0-4: 2 civilians
      5-12: 8 civilians
      13-17: 14 civilians
      18-25: 132 civilians
      26-40: 119 civilians
      41-60: 55 civilians
      61+: 40 civilians
      Active duty military personnel:
      18-25: 258 active duty military personnel
      26-40: 60 active duty military personnel
      41-60: 17 active duty military personnel
      61+: 1 active duty military personnel
      haaretz datasheet titled title: xsraxl's Dead: The Names of Those Killed in Hxmxs Attacks, Mxssxcres and the xsrxel-Hxmxs Wxr
      There is a more detailed report of of oct 7th titled "I scrapped the information about 1096 of the 1460 killed on 7th of October Attack. Children Less than 1%"
      -Yocheved Lifshitz account - 'they treated us well'
      -Yasmin Porat account - 'i.T.f kxilled my husband'
      Civilians were taken to have swaps for the civilians rotting in prisons without charge on the other side. An excess of ten thousands, all before the seventh
      UN Human Rights Office (UN OCHA) PA Civilians 2008-2023:
      2008 - 2,325 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 1,440.
      2012 - 3,992 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 255.
      2014 - 17,533 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 1,492.
      2018 - 31,259 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 300.
      2019 - 15,491 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 138.
      2020 - 2,581 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 30.
      2021 - 19,183 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 349.
      2022 - 10,345 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 191.
      2023 up to September - 8,508 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 227.
      civilian deaths on the other side -
      2008: 3 , 2012: 6 , 2014: 73 , 2018: 9
      2019: 10 , 2020: 0 , 2021: 9 , 2022: 26
      Total; 2008 up to September 2023 - 161,233 PA Civilian Casualties, 1,023 military personnel.
      Wounded includes: amputees from the deliberate targeting of knees by snipers, white phosphorous third degree body burns, etc
      The "Costs of War" study by brown in 2021 has these figures for the past 20 years of engagement of US policy: indirect deaths 4.5-4.7 million, direct 905-940,000 ; in other words 6 Million Deaths and 38 million displaced. This is relevant because of the Yinon Plan.

    • @goldnilo1234
      @goldnilo1234 3 дні тому

      @@ranro7371so how is this related to the EDF?

    • @zzodysseuszz
      @zzodysseuszz День тому

      @@goldnilo1234​​⁠ ignore him. He’s borderline schizophrenic in the bad unfunny way.

  • @YTTHROWAWAYCORONA
    @YTTHROWAWAYCORONA 2 місяці тому +2589

    Humans = You
    Aliens = Your sibling
    Time = Your drunken step dad letting you brawl it out as God intended

    • @Fritz-co4pb
      @Fritz-co4pb 2 місяці тому

      God = dead

    • @justkuba4679
      @justkuba4679 2 місяці тому +25

      Yea that sums it up nicely

    • @fistovuzi
      @fistovuzi 2 місяці тому

      @@carrion_candy 😶
      i have a feeling i will deeply regret this.
      -opens up Google
      -reconsiders. closes Google, opens Duck Duck Go.
      right. i'm going in, lads. pray for me.

    • @Kveldred
      @Kveldred 2 місяці тому +1

      God!¹ = time passing for your drunken stepdad² in a sickening blur of frenzied rage at your worthless bcith wife and her trash kids, and the dull alcohol-buffered apathy that comes when you realize that your legacy is measured in bruises upon the trashkids and stacks of empty bottles upon the floor.⁴
      only the former, you think, can you be a little proud of.
      -------------
      ¹ _used a ! since "Aliens." [sic] has punctuation & it seemed lonely_
      ------------
      ² _aka time³_
      ------------
      ³ _aka God_
      ------------
      ⁴ _since your bcith of a wife won't clean the goddamn kitchen worth a fcuk when she's on the Xannies and she's always on the effing Xannies_

    • @Jjgm69
      @Jjgm69 2 місяці тому +21

      ​@@carrion_candyAre you from Alabama dude ?

  • @Rick586
    @Rick586 2 місяці тому +1814

    I did not expect this franchise to achieve Marathon levels of complexity.
    I'm still not sure if they did, of course, because all the EDF characters are too stupid to critically analyze what they've done (which is, honestly, very relatable).

    • @GrugGangGrugGang
      @GrugGangGrugGang 2 місяці тому +230

      Durandal complaining about his stomach ulcers.

    • @selectionn
      @selectionn 2 місяці тому +141

      its a complex story - but only in terms of an EDF game, which really means its as complex as a childrens storybook, which is still a big leap for an EDF game

    • @ContendCreators
      @ContendCreators 2 місяці тому +12

      ​@@selectionn isn't the edf in red faction gorilla

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 2 місяці тому +17

      And meanwhile, this vid had to come out simultaneously with Civvie 11's Exophobia review, which is basically a fusion of Wolfenstein, Blake Stone, Metroid, Mega Man, and yes, *Marathon.*

    • @thebusiness8212
      @thebusiness8212 2 місяці тому +30

      EDF: Taking time to make a whole multiverse anime story arc.
      Players: God, I hope it’s not mating season.

  • @WorldsTallestLeprechaun
    @WorldsTallestLeprechaun 2 місяці тому +211

    Something I loved about the timeloop aspect of this game is HOW the world seems to get worse, every time the aliens send their floating c-m-stain ships back through the portal. (JFJ made the comparison to the aliens timeloop ships, now I can't unsee it, so I won't take credit for that joke, lol)
    It's not that they JUST corrected their mistakes or tried a new strategy.
    The aliens fought the war in a new way, *AND the player character, Storm One, WASN'T THERE to fight in the new, changed war.* So when the sky turns purple, you're in A future, where the EDF had to fight without their MVP. Which in this case is their equivalent of Rambo crossed with Joe Bauers. (Idiocracy reference)
    In the "3 years in the future" where the sky is purple, the NPC's all hype up the new enemy type like it's the anti-Christ and everything is dying/worse. Then YOU go back through the time machine. And you do missions from the war, fighting the new enemy types when EVERYONE ELSE is experiencing them "for the first time" but because YOU'RE there and YOU are *THAT GUY,* you stomp the new enemies' faces into the dirt. Then timeskip happens, and you get the "3 years in the future" missions where the NPC's are now treating those new enemies like just another facet of the alien army, NOT like they're "Unstoppable killing machines", because Storm One *was THERE* and showing everyone else at the "special olympics with guns" that is the EDF that the aliens ain't shit, and we'd been doing that almost from the start.
    I found that aspect of the game to be a LOT of fun, since it really shows the devs put more thought into the game than you would have expected. (more thought into the game than LOTS of devs do nowdays)

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh 2 місяці тому +36

      Plus every time some character mentions how many humans have survived, the number is lower than in the same moment last cycle...

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking Місяць тому +13

      The man with two brain cells to rub together is king in a world where humanity has to share a single brain cell.

    • @517342
      @517342 Місяць тому +4

      It gets more dire with each loop. At the start of the game, the surviving civilians in the city's tunnels are 500 people, by the time of the last bad loop it has dropped to 100.
      It also is an incredibly satisfying payback when in the final loop humanity is winning the war, especially when you see how desperate the Primers have gotten. By the end of the final war only 30% of mankind has died, while at the end of EDF5 it was about 90%.

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 Місяць тому

      "lots of devs nowadays" has lost all meaning as a compliment.

  • @ineedspicyfood6427
    @ineedspicyfood6427 2 місяці тому +629

    "Nonsense is an antidote in a world where nothing makes sense."
    Consider this immediately, irrevocably stolen.

    • @douglassun8456
      @douglassun8456 2 місяці тому +29

      It's gonna end up printed on a t-shirt and attributed to Robert Heinlein.

    • @GearsCringemonger
      @GearsCringemonger 2 місяці тому +3

      @@douglassun8456 I hate the fact this is plausible

  • @Stray3210
    @Stray3210 2 місяці тому +913

    having the story explained to me has me holding back tears this is genuinely the coolest shit anyone has ever thought of

    • @doomsdoor
      @doomsdoor 2 місяці тому +171

      the story for it is actually pretty good sounding

    • @migueeeelet
      @migueeeelet 2 місяці тому +203

      @@doomsdoor Indeed, it's actually a neat plot. I haven't seen any other games pull the "time travel race against time paradox extinction"

    • @Ghreyl
      @Ghreyl 2 місяці тому +240

      ​@@migueeeeletThat's because most devs are only slightly insane and not entirely deprived of their antipsychotics.

    • @raphaelforkel7759
      @raphaelforkel7759 2 місяці тому +36

      Yeah the story is rad as hell if you just don't think too hard about it. The payoff in the EDF 9 loop is amazing when everything falls into place.

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 2 місяці тому +3

      I hated it myself, but then again, I hate time travel stories period.

  • @EvilDoresh
    @EvilDoresh 2 місяці тому +74

    One nice touch is that you never get another fight against _normal_ God - because depending on the current timeline, his ship has either been shot down by nukes or kept as far away from the frontlines as possible

  • @GravitasZero
    @GravitasZero 2 місяці тому +639

    “A product of unintelligent design”
    I’ll be using that one from now on

    • @achi5170
      @achi5170 2 місяці тому +11

      he waited almost 20min to spit this line...

    • @ranro7371
      @ranro7371 2 місяці тому +5

      The Aramaic word for God is "Alaha" too sounds familiar?
      Written without the confusing vowels it is written A-L-H ܐ ܠܗܐ (alap-lamed-he) as found in Targum or in Tanakh (Daniel, Ezra), Syriac Aramaic (Peshitta), reduced from the Arabic original (of which Aramaic is a dialect continuum as will be explained) it is written in the Arabic script 'A-L-L-H' (Aleph-Lam-Lam-Ha) add an A before the last H for vocalization.
      The word God in another rendition in Hebrew ʾĕlōah is derived from a base ʾilāh, an Arabic word, written without confusing vowel it is A-L-H in the Arabic script, pronounced ilah not eloah. Hebrew dropped the glottal stop and mumbled it, aramic mumbled a little less and it became elaha. Infact both are written written A-L-H in Arabic, it is pronounced i in Arabic and not A because it is an Alef with hamza below (إ أ ) They are two different forms of Alef. And it mean "a god", it is the non definitive form of A-L-L-H, in which the Alef is without a glottal stop/hamza,(ا), but this kind of nuance is lost in the dialect continua.
      infact "YHWH" itself is an Arabic word as discussed by Professor. Israel Knohl (Professor of Biblical studies at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem) in the paper" YHWH: The Original Arabic Meaning of the Name."
      jesus as his name is often misspelled due to the lack of the ayin sound in Greek, which was rendered to Iesous, coupling the nearest sound to ayin, same letter found in 'Iraq', which sounds entirely different in Arabic form 'Iran' in Arabic, with the -ous Greek suffix that Greeks typically add to their names 'HerodotOS', 'PlotinUS', 'AchelOUS' and later mumbled into a J. The yeshua rendition of Isa (his name in the Qur'an) PBUH which is purported to be the name of Jesus is KNOWN to had been taken from greek. Western Syriac also use "Isho". Western Aramaic (separate from Syriac which is a dialect of Eastern Aramaic) use "Yeshu". Western Syriac has been separate from Western Aramaic for about 1000 years. And sounds don't even match up. Syriac is a Christian liturgical language yet the four letters of the name of Jesus «ܝܫܘܥ» [ = Judeo-Babylonian Aramaic: «ישוע» ] sounds totally different in West vs East Syriac, viz. vocalized akin to Christian Arabic, Hebrew, Aramaic «ܝܶܫܽܘܥ» (Yēšūʿ) in West Syriac, but pronounced more akin to Muslim Arabic Quran character name Isa in East Syriac «ܝܑܼܫܘܿܥ» (ʾĪšōʿ). The reason for this confusion is their dropping of phonemes. Only someone that has no idea what the letters are or how they sound would have a name ending in a pharyngeal fricative like the ayin, if it were to be used in a name it would have had to be in the beginning, thus the Arabic rendition is the correct one. An example in English is how the appended -d is a common error amongst the English pronouncing Gaelic names. The name Donald arose from a common English mispronunciation of the Gaelic name Donal. Just how it is with donal becoming donald and the two becoming distinct and the original being regarded as something seperate so too did Isa PBUH turn to Iesous turn to jesus and when they tried going back to the original they confused it for yeshua ( ysu is how it is actually written) for Isa PBUH ( 3'eysah )
      Schlözer in his preparation for the Arabia expedition in 1781 coined the term Semitic language:
      "From the Mediterranean to the Euphrates, from Mesopotamia to Arabia ruled one language, as is well known. Thus Syrians, Babylonians, Hebrews, and Arabs were one people (ein Volk). Phoenicians (Hamites) also spoke this language, which I would like to call the Semitic (die Semitische)." -Before Boas: The Genesis of Ethnography and Ethnology in the German By Han F. Vermeulen.
      He was only half right though, Arabic is the only corollary to "proto-semitic", infact the whole semitic classification is nonsensical as will be shown.
      "protosemetic" Alphabet (28), Arabic Alphabet (28), Latin transliteration, hebrew (22)
      𐩠 𐩡 𐩢 𐩣 𐩤 𐩥 𐩦 𐩧 𐩨 𐩩 𐩪 𐩫 𐩬 𐩭 𐩮 𐩰 𐩱 𐩲 𐩳 𐩴 𐩵 𐩶 𐩷 𐩸 𐩹 𐩺 𐩻 𐩼
      ا ب ت ث ج ح خ د ذ ر ز س ش ص ض ط ظ ع غ ف ق ك ل م ن ه و ي
      A b t ṯ j h kh d ḏ r z s sh ṣ ḍ ṭ ẓ ʿ ġ f q k l m n h w y
      א ב ג ד ה ו ז ח ט י כ ל מ נ ס ע פ צ ק ר ש ת
      Merged phonemes in hebrew and aramaic:
      ح, خ (h, kh) merged into only kh consonant remain
      س, ش (s, sh) merged into only Shin consonant remaining
      ط, ظ (ṭ/teth, ẓ) merged into only ṭ/teth consonant remaining
      ص, ض (ṣ, ḍ/Tsad ) merged into only ḍ/Tsad consonant remaining
      ع, غ (3'ayn, Ghayn) merged into a reducted ayin consonant remaining
      ت, ث (t/taw, th) merged into only t/taw consonant remaining
      The reason why the protoS alphabet here is 28 and not 29, is because the supposed extra letter is simply a س written in a different position, but it was shoehorned to obfuscated. In Arabic letter shapes are different depending on whether they are in the beginning , middle or end of a word.
      As a matter of fact, all of the knowledge needed for deciphering ancient texts and their complexity was derived from the Qur'an. It was by analyzing the syntactic structure of the Qur'an that the Arabic root system was developed. This system was first attested to in Kitab Al-Ayin, the first intralanguage dictionary of its kind, which preceded the Oxford English dictionary by 800 years. It was through this development that the concept of Arabic roots was established and later co-opted into the term 'semitic root,' allowing the decipherment of ancient scripts. In essence, they quite literally copied and pasted the entirety of the Arabic root. Hebrew had been dead, as well as all the other dialects of Arabic, until being 'revived' in a Frankensteinian fashion in the 18th and 19th centuries.
      The entire region spoke basically the same language, with mumbled dialect continuums spread about, and Arabic is the oldest form from which all these dialects branched off. As time passed, the language gradually became more degenerate,
      Language; When one looks at the actual linguistics, one will find that many were puzzled by the opposite, that is, how the other "semetic" languages were more "evolved" than Arabic, while Arabic had archaic features, not only archaic compared to bibilical Hebrew, Ethiopic, "Aramaic" contemporary "semetic" languages, but even archaic compared to languages from ancient antiquity; Ugaritic, Akkadain. What is meant here by Archaic is not what most readers think, it is Archaic not in the sense that it is simple, but rather that it is complex (think Latin to pig Latin or Italian or Old English, which had genders and case endings to modern English), not only grammatically, but also phonetically; All the so called semitic languages are supposed to have evolved from protosemetic, the Alphabet for protosemitic is that of the so called Ancient South Arabian (which interestingly corresponds with the traditional Arabic origins account) and has 28 Phonemes. Arabic has 28 phonemes. Hebrew has 22, same as Aramaic, and other "semitic" languages. Now pause for a second and think about it, how come Arabic, a language that is supposed to have come so late has the same number of letters as a language that supposedly predates it by over a millennium (Musnad script ~1300 BCE). Not only is the glossary of phonemes more diverse than any other semitic language, but the grammar is more complex, containing more cases and retains what's linguists noted for its antiquity, broken plurals. Indeed, a linguist has once noted that if one were to take everything we know about languages and how they develop, Arabic is older than Akkadian (~2500 BCE).
      And then the Qur'an appeared with the oldest possible form of the language thousands of years later. This is why the Arabs of that time were challenged to produce 10 similar verses, and they couldn't. People think it's a miracle because they couldn't do it, but I think the miracle is the language itself. They had never spoken Arabic, nor has any other language before or since had this mathematical precision. And when I say mathematical, I quite literally mean mathematical.
      Now how is it that the Qur'an came thousands of years later in an alphabet that had never been recorded before, and in the highest form the language had ever taken?
      The creator is neither bound by time nor space, therefore the names are uttered as they truly were, in a language that is lexically, syntactically, phonemically, and semantically older than the oldest recorded writing. In fact, that writing appears to have been a simplified version of it. Not only that, but it would be the equivalent of the greatest works of any particular language all appearing in one book, in a perfect script and in the highest form the language could ever take. It is so high in fact, that it had yet to be surpassed despite the fact that over the last millennium the collection of Arabic manuscripts when compared on word-per-word basis in Western Museums alone, when they are compared with the collected Greek and Latin manuscripts combined, the latter does not constitute 1 percent of the former as per German professor Frank Griffel, in addition all in a script that had never been recorded before. Thus, the enlightenment of mankind from barbarism and savagery began, and the age of reason and rationality was born from its study.
      God did bring down the Qur’an, Mohamed is his Messenger.

    • @BeefMeisterSupreme
      @BeefMeisterSupreme 2 місяці тому

      @@ranro7371 it wasn't cool when the Christians did it, it's not cool when the fremen do it either

    • @maciejbala477
      @maciejbala477 Місяць тому +4

      @@ranro7371 Bruh what in the goddamn lettuce is this

    • @gloverwilliams
      @gloverwilliams Місяць тому +5

      @@maciejbala477Pure, undiluted Iraqi schizophrenia.

  • @intergalactichumanempire9759
    @intergalactichumanempire9759 2 місяці тому +2099

    "We've lost 30% of the world's population!"
    "30%? That's doesn't sound too bad."

    • @Brian2986
      @Brian2986 2 місяці тому +329

      "One death is a tragedy, thirty is a percentage" - Stalin probably.

    • @TSFF18
      @TSFF18 2 місяці тому +256

      I mean, to be fair, last time it was 90% so...

    • @stormsand9
      @stormsand9 2 місяці тому +170

      And to think when you play that mission in EDF 5, it's 20%...
      The Androids being sent back for EDF 6 helped kill an additional 10% of the population by the time that mission takes place in both timelines.

    • @dansmith1661
      @dansmith1661 2 місяці тому +88

      @@stormsand9 Every time they mentioned some number, it changes to the benefit of Primers. Either more transports or fewer survivors.

    • @Noname-e9k7k
      @Noname-e9k7k 2 місяці тому +19

      I mean, it was at least 50% last time, so it is an improvement.

  • @entothechesnautknight1762
    @entothechesnautknight1762 2 місяці тому +129

    I can't wait for EDF 10 where we rescue the Aliens from time by killing Time itself.

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh 2 місяці тому +23

      Yeah, I could see them pulling a _Metal Slug 6_ and hae you team up to fight an even bigger threat

    • @S59964
      @S59964 2 місяці тому +22

      @@EvilDoresh They're going to have to make new assets for that. (Impossible.)

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh 2 місяці тому

      @@S59964 They will reuse the Minecraft-looking models from _World Brothers_ for a true otherworldly look

    • @tomasavendanozacarias5205
      @tomasavendanozacarias5205 Місяць тому +8

      @@S59964 they dont need to, just have the enemies created by TIME be recolors of the normal enemies (have them glow blue or something) and bam, its done

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 2 місяці тому +2433

    > Insane Time traveling plot
    > Looks inside
    > Japanese game about a couple of guys killing god

    • @cole009productions7
      @cole009productions7 2 місяці тому +127

      Hi Justin, long time no see.

    • @propagandalf9511
      @propagandalf9511 2 місяці тому +67

      Hey man, haven't seen you in a while. Everything good ?

    • @yobama8344
      @yobama8344 2 місяці тому +93

      JustinY dun got Soulkilled and is an AI now sailing UA-cam comment sections

    • @officerdonut7066
      @officerdonut7066 2 місяці тому

      ​@@yobama8344Ai is real

    • @efu2046
      @efu2046 2 місяці тому +13

      Oh hey, it's Justin. I haven't seen you in a while! Good to see you, man

  • @Niyajack2
    @Niyajack2 2 місяці тому +2151

    2 video in a row? Christmas has come early

    • @Nezzen-
      @Nezzen- 2 місяці тому +77

      league of legends doesn't count

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 2 місяці тому +19

      @@Nezzen- a video is a video

    • @SirButtz
      @SirButtz 2 місяці тому +6

      It's come early and nearly as hard as me

    • @RGcrasyRG
      @RGcrasyRG 2 місяці тому +4

      Following the Dunkey's steps.

    • @katsu1254
      @katsu1254 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Nezzen- Content is content

  • @barrywise7185
    @barrywise7185 2 місяці тому +216

    I grew up with EDF, having played the 2nd game as a kid when my neighbors rented it from the local library.
    I'm having a fucking mid life crisis knowing that the story is complete and that everything can be explained. That has to be one of the messiest and best uses of time travel I've ever seen.
    You bastards, you finally did it.

    • @Noname-e9k7k
      @Noname-e9k7k 2 місяці тому +12

      "Everything can be explained?" My guy, I think you just time-travelled from a future where that actually happened, because here it's about as coherent and explainable as King Crimson before Futurama came and helped us figure it out.

    • @deadlypedestrian
      @deadlypedestrian 2 місяці тому +27

      this series completely reboots every two main line games. every reboot feature totally unrelated plot and aliens.
      so the ending you should have seen in 2 is the actualy complete ending for 1 and 2.
      3 and 4 are paired in the same way. they are just named edf 2017 and edf 2025 for extra confusion, and then the latter was even remastered as edf 4.1 as well.
      the multiverse storyline featured in this video only pertains to the story of 5 and 6.
      there are also a few spinoffs that are part of the above main storylines, or also have their own unrelated universes

  • @TheRealElThang
    @TheRealElThang 2 місяці тому +742

    Finally, an EDF plot summary that makes perfect sense

    • @DarkMark-cf1ec
      @DarkMark-cf1ec 2 місяці тому +28

      Change one of the letters of EDF and you get a game with the same exact soldiers, except the hordes are made out of arabs who keep yelling about Amin al Husseini and "Al Abeed" nwah trading

    • @mznxbcv12345
      @mznxbcv12345 2 місяці тому +1

      On the 7th, it is crucial to understand that there were no direct attacks on civilians, only collateral damage. Out of the 1148 total names on haaret dataset, 473 military and 675 were civilians.
      Ratio of civilians to military personnel killed on the 7th was 1 . 4 : 1 - lower than any of the iTf "mowing" operations, which has a ratio of 7 : 1
      According to UN OCHA data from 2008 to 2022; The collateral damage on the 7th was significantly lower than any of the ITf "mowing" operations, which had a ratio of 7:1 with 1,023 military personnel out of 6,541 total. On the 7th, with 473 military (418 were iTf military personnel, 55 belonged to the police) out of 1148 total, the ratio of civilians to military personnel was a mere 1.4:1
      When including all casualties, not just deaths, the collateral damage ratio of the "mowing" operations is a staggering 162:1
      From the 161,233 accumulated civilian casualties over only 14 years of "mowing" operations.
      A 162 :1 ratio means that for every 162 civillians, 1 military personnel is a casualty. The 7th had a ratio of 1.4:1, more than a hundred times lower.
      The 473 are - 55 soldiers, 13 privates, 59 corporals, 200 sergeants (45 of whom were sergeant majors), 48 commanders, 32 lieutenants, 5 lieutenant colonels, 6 colonels, 37 officers, 10 inspectors, 6 intendents, and 2 Lance Corp. This was a military defeat, and they are taking it out on the rest.
      The reported ages of the victims are as follows:
      0-4: 2 civilians
      5-12: 8 civilians
      13-17: 14 civilians
      18-25: 132 civilians
      26-40: 119 civilians
      41-60: 55 civilians
      61+: 40 civilians
      Active duty military personnel:
      18-25: 258 active duty military personnel
      26-40: 60 active duty military personnel
      41-60: 17 active duty military personnel
      61+: 1 active duty military personnel
      haaretz datasheet titled title: xsraxl's Dead: The Names of Those Killed in Hxmxs Attacks, Mxssxcres and the xsrxel-Hxmxs Wxr
      There is a more detailed report of of oct 7th titled "I scrapped the information about 1096 of the 1460 killed on 7th of October Attack. Children Less than 1%"
      -Yocheved Lifshitz account - 'they treated us well'
      -Yasmin Porat account - 'i.T.f kxilled my husband'
      Civilians were taken to have swaps for the civilians rotting in prisons without charge on the other side. An excess of ten thousands, all before the seventh
      UN Human Rights Office (UN OCHA) PA Civilians 2008-2023:
      2008 - 2,325 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 1,440.
      2012 - 3,992 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 255.
      2014 - 17,533 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 1,492.
      2018 - 31,259 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 300.
      2019 - 15,491 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 138.
      2020 - 2,581 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 30.
      2021 - 19,183 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 349.
      2022 - 10,345 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 191.
      2023 up to September - 8,508 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 227.
      civilian deaths on the other side -
      2008: 3 , 2012: 6 , 2014: 73 , 2018: 9
      2019: 10 , 2020: 0 , 2021: 9 , 2022: 26
      Total; 2008 up to September 2023 - 161,233 PA Civilian Casualties, 1,023 military personnel.
      Wounded includes: amputees from the deliberate targeting of knees by snipers, white phosphorous third degree body burns, etc
      The "Costs of War" study by brown in 2021 has these figures for the past 20 years of engagement of US policy: indirect deaths 4.5-4.7 million, direct 905-940,000 ; in other words 6 Million Deaths and 38 million displaced. This is relevant because of the Yinon Plan.

    • @ranro7371
      @ranro7371 2 місяці тому +1

      The Aramaic word for God is "Alaha" too sounds familiar?
      It is the word "jesus" used. Written without the confusing vowels in the English transliteration, it is A-L-H ܐ ܠܗܐ (alap-lamed-he) as found in Targum or in Tanakh (Daniel, Ezra), Syriac Aramaic (Peshitta), reduced from the Arabic original (of which Aramaic is a dialect continuum as will be explained) it is written in the Arabic script 'A-L-L-H' (Aleph-Lam-Lam-Ha) add an A before the last H for vocalization.
      The word God in another rendition in Hebrew ʾĕlōah is derived from a base ʾilāh, an Arabic word, written without confusing vowel it is A-L-H in the Arabic script, pronounced ilah not eloah. Hebrew dropped the glottal stop and mumbled it, aramic mumbled a little less and it became elaha. Infact both are written written A-L-H in Arabic, it is pronounced i in Arabic and not A because it is an Alef with hamza below (إ أ ) They are two different forms of Alef. And it mean "a god", it is the non definitive form of A-L-L-H, in which the Alef is without a glottal stop/hamza,(ا), but this kind of nuance is lost in the dialect continua.
      infact "YHWH" itself is an Arabic word as discussed by Professor. Israel Knohl (Professor of Biblical studies at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem) in the paper" YHWH: The Original Arabic Meaning of the Name."
      jesus as his name is often misspelled due to the lack of the ayin sound in Greek, which was rendered to Iesous, coupling the nearest sound to ayin, same letter found in 'Iraq', which sounds entirely different in Arabic form 'Iran' in Arabic, with the -ous Greek suffix that Greeks typically add to their names 'HerodotOS', 'PlotinUS', 'AchelOUS' and later mumbled into a J. The yeshua rendition of Isa (his name in the Qur'an) PBUH which is purported to be the name of Jesus is KNOWN to had been taken from greek. Western Syriac also use "Isho". Western Aramaic (separate from Syriac which is a dialect of Eastern Aramaic) use "Yeshu". Western Syriac has been separate from Western Aramaic for about 1000 years. And sounds don't even match up. Syriac is a Christian liturgical language yet the four letters of the name of Jesus «ܝܫܘܥ» [ = Judeo-Babylonian Aramaic: «ישוע» ] sounds totally different in West vs East Syriac, viz. vocalized akin to Christian Arabic, Hebrew, Aramaic «ܝܶܫܽܘܥ» (Yēšūʿ) in West Syriac, but pronounced more akin to Muslim Arabic Quran character name Isa in East Syriac «ܝܑܼܫܘܿܥ» (ʾĪšōʿ). The reason for this confusion is their dropping of phonemes. Only someone that has no idea what the letters are or how they sound would have a name ending in a pharyngeal fricative like the ayin, if it were to be used in a name it would have had to be in the beginning, thus the Arabic rendition is the correct one. An example in English is how the appended -d is a common error amongst the English pronouncing Gaelic names. The name Donald arose from a common English mispronunciation of the Gaelic name Donal. Just how it is with donal becoming donald and the two becoming distinct and the original being regarded as something seperate so too did Isa PBUH turn to Iesous turn to jesus and when they tried going back to the original they confused it for yeshua ( ysu is how it is actually written) for Isa PBUH ( 3'eysah )
      Schlözer in his preparation for the Arabia expedition in 1781 coined the term Semitic language:
      "From the Mediterranean to the Euphrates, from Mesopotamia to Arabia ruled one language, as is well known. Thus Syrians, Babylonians, Hebrews, and Arabs were one people (ein Volk). Phoenicians (Hamites) also spoke this language, which I would like to call the Semitic (die Semitische)." -Before Boas: The Genesis of Ethnography and Ethnology in the German By Han F. Vermeulen.
      He was only half right though, Arabic is the only corollary to "proto-semitic", infact the whole semitic classification is nonsensical as will be shown.
      "protosemetic" Alphabet (28), Arabic Alphabet (28), Latin transliteration, hebrew (22)
      𐩠 𐩡 𐩢 𐩣 𐩤 𐩥 𐩦 𐩧 𐩨 𐩩 𐩪 𐩫 𐩬 𐩭 𐩮 𐩰 𐩱 𐩲 𐩳 𐩴 𐩵 𐩶 𐩷 𐩸 𐩹 𐩺 𐩻 𐩼
      ا ب ت ث ج ح خ د ذ ر ز س ش ص ض ط ظ ع غ ف ق ك ل م ن ه و ي
      A b t ṯ j h kh d ḏ r z s sh ṣ ḍ ṭ ẓ ʿ ġ f q k l m n h w y
      א ב ג ד ה ו ז ח ט י כ ל מ נ ס ע פ צ ק ר ש ת
      Merged phonemes in hebrew and aramaic:
      ح, خ (h, kh) merged into only kh ( ח )consonant remain
      س, ش ,ث (s, sh, th) merged into only Shin ( שׁ ) consonant remaining
      ت, ط (Taw, Teth) merged into a voiceless alveolar /t/ ( ת ) consonant remaining
      ص, ض, ظ (ṱ , ṣ, ḍ/Tsad ) merged into only ḍ/Tsad ( צ ) consonant remaining
      ع, غ (3ayn, Ghayn) merged into a reducted ayin ( ע )consonant remaining
      ز, ذ ( ð, z) merged into only ( ז ) consonant remaining
      ب ( b ) reducted into v ( ב )
      The reason why the protoS alphabet here is 28 and not 29, is because the supposed extra letter is simply a س written in a different position, but it was shoehorned to obfuscated. In Arabic letter shapes are different depending on whether they are in the beginning , middle or end of a word.
      As a matter of fact, all of the knowledge needed for deciphering ancient texts and their complexity was derived from the Qur'an. It was by analyzing the syntactic structure of the Qur'an that the Arabic root system was developed. This system was first attested to in Kitab Al-Ayin, the first intralanguage dictionary of its kind, which preceded the Oxford English dictionary by 800 years. It was through this development that the concept of Arabic roots was established and later co-opted into the term 'semitic root,' allowing the decipherment of ancient scripts. In essence, they quite literally copied and pasted the entirety of the Arabic root. Hebrew had been dead, as well as all the other dialects of Arabic, until being 'revived' in a Frankensteinian fashion in the 18th and 19th centuries.
      The entire region spoke basically the same language, with mumbled dialect continuums spread about, and Arabic is the oldest form from which all these dialects branched off. As time passed, the language gradually became more degenerate,
      Language; When one looks at the actual linguistics, one will find that many were puzzled by the opposite, that is, how the other "semetic" languages were more "evolved" than Arabic, while Arabic had archaic features, not only archaic compared to bibilical Hebrew, Ethiopic, "Aramaic" contemporary "semetic" languages, but even archaic compared to languages from ancient antiquity; Ugaritic, Akkadain. What is meant here by Archaic is not what most readers think, it is Archaic not in the sense that it is simple, but rather that it is complex (think Latin to pig Latin or Italian or Old English, which had genders and case endings to modern English), not only grammatically, but also phonetically; All the so called semitic languages are supposed to have evolved from protosemetic, the Alphabet for protosemitic is that of the so called Ancient South Arabian (which interestingly corresponds with the traditional Arabic origins account) and has 28 Phonemes. Arabic has 28 phonemes. Hebrew has 22, same as Aramaic, and other "semitic" languages. Now pause for a second and think about it, how come Arabic, a language that is supposed to have come so late has the same number of letters as a language that supposedly predates it by over a millennium (Musnad script ~1300 BCE). Not only is the glossary of phonemes more diverse than any other semitic language, but the grammar is more complex, containing more cases and retains what's linguists noted for its antiquity, broken plurals. Indeed, a linguist has once noted that if one were to take everything we know about languages and how they develop, Arabic is older than Akkadian (~2500 BCE).
      And then the Qur'an appeared with the oldest possible form of the language thousands of years later. This is why the Arabs of that time were challenged to produce 10 similar verses, and they couldn't. People think it's a miracle because they couldn't do it, but I think the miracle is the language itself. They had never spoken Arabic, nor has any other language before or since had this mathematical precision. And when I say mathematical, I quite literally mean mathematical.
      Now how is it that the Qur'an came thousands of years later in an alphabet that had never been recorded before, and in the highest form the language had ever taken?
      The creator is neither bound by time nor space, therefore the names are uttered as they truly were, in a language that is lexically, syntactically, phonemically, and semantically older than the oldest recorded writing. In fact, that writing appears to have been a simplified version of it. Not only that, but it would be the equivalent of the greatest works of any particular language all appearing in one book, in a perfect script and in the highest form the language could ever take. It is so high in fact, that it had yet to be surpassed despite the fact that over the last millennium the collection of Arabic manuscripts when compared on word-per-word basis in Western Museums alone, when they are compared with the collected Greek and Latin manuscripts combined, the latter does not constitute 1 percent of the former as per German professor Frank Griffel, in addition all in a script that had never been recorded before. Thus, the enlightenment of mankind from barbarism and savagery began, and the age of reason and rationality was born from its study.
      God did bring down the Qur’an, Mohamed is his Messenger.

    • @ranro7371
      @ranro7371 2 місяці тому +1

      Surah Al-Imran Aya 49, of the Quran states that jesus was sent to the israelites, although written over 1,300 years ago in the 19th century (same century bible was only transtalted into Arabic in as well) they came to the same conclusion, He never used or heard the words Christian or Christianity or any equivalent of either.
      Paul had neither met nor seen Jesus, his relation to the twelve apostles was one of decided independence and even of opposition. He acknowledged no subordination to them. He addressed no doctrinal epistle to them or their churches, and received none from them. He made no reports to them. He did not correspond with them regularly. They never invited him to preach to their congregations and he never invited them to address his converts. He declared that he did not owe his conversion, his baptism, or his doctrine to the twelve, and that he never spent any long time in Jerusalem or in Judea as a Christian missionary. He claimed to be an apostle by a secret divine commission, but the twelve never admitted the validity of his claim. They never gave him the title of apostle; they never said anything indicative of willingness to admit him into their councils. Vacancies occurred in their number, but they never chose him to a vacant place, rather we have statements of Peter with regards to Paul which show nothing but animosity:
      "And if our Jesus appeared to you also and became known in a vision and met you as angry with an enemy [recall: Paul had his vision while still persecuting the Christians: Acts 9], yet he has spoken only through visions and dreams or through external revelations. But can anyone be made competent to teach through a vision? And if your opinion is that that is possible, why then did our teacher spend a whole year with us who were awake? How can we believe you even if he has appeared to you?… But if you were visited by him for the space of an hour and were instructed by him and thereby have become an apostle, then proclaim his words, expound what he has taught, be a friend to his apostles and do not contend with me, who am his confidant; for you have in hostility withstood me, who am a firm rock, the foundation stone of the Church"
      -Homily 17 Section XIX
      On the pauline credo currently called trinitanity Peter said
      "For some from among the Gentiles have rejected my lawful preaching and have preferred a lawless and absurd doctrine to the man who is my enemy. And indeed some have attempted, while I am still alive, to distort my words by interpretations of many sorts, as if I taught the dissolution of the law… But that may God forbid ! For to do such a thing means to act contrary to the Law of God which was made to Moses and was confirmed by our Lord in its everlasting continuance. For he said, “The heaven and the earth will pass away, but not one jot or one tittle shall pass away from the Law.”
      -Letter of Peter to James, 2.3-5
      Soon after Jesus had selected his twelve apostles, according to Luke, he
      " gave them power and authority over all devils and to cure diseases. And he sent them to preach the kingdom of God, and to heal the sick. And he said unto them: 'Take nothing for your journey, neither staves nor scrip, neither bread, neither money; neither have two coats apiece. And whatsoever house ye enter, there abide and thence depart. And whosoever will not receive you, when ye go out of that city shake off the very dust from your feet for a testimony against them."
      This is the entire charge of Jesus to his apostles when he sent them out to convert the world, as reported by Luke, who claims to give the address or a portion of it, and that presumably the most important portion, word for word. The language here attributed to Jesus conveys no idea that he had any purpose of founding a new church. Neither here nor anywhere else, in the language attributed to him in the New Testament, does he explain the phrase " the kingdom of God " to mean a new ecclesiastical organization. In several passages he does use it to signify the celestial dominion after the destruction of the world; and this is therefore presumably its meaning everywhere.
      The gospel of Matthew is much further than that of Luke in its report of the charge of Jesus to his apostles: "These twelve Jesus sent forth and commanded them, saying: 'Go not into the way of the Gentiles, and into any city of the Samaritans enter ye not; but go rather to the lost sheep of the house of Israel.", "Think not that I am come to send peace on earth; I am come not to send peace, but a sword. For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother... He that receiveth a prophet in the name of a prophet, shall receive a prophet's reward; and he that receiveth a righteous man shall receive a righteous man's reward."
      This charge, as reported by Matthew omitted nearly all the main ideas that would have been appropriate in an address instructing the twelve to preach the foundation of Christianity. It does not say whether Jesus wished to reform or to supersede Judaism; whether his principal purpose was ecclesiastical, moral, political, or sanitary. The remarks about healing the sick and casting out devils is the most explicit of all the instructions.
      Certainly no reader can learn from that charge that Jesus intended to establish a new religion; and much less can he learn any feature of the faith or discipline of a projected new church. And this address is that portion of the New Testament where such information should be given most clearly. He made no doctrinal definition and no ecclesiastical organization. He did not use the key words of the original doctrines necessary to Christianity or a new church, nor the keywords of ideas afterwards associated with Christianity, such as Incarnation, Trinity, Immaculate Conception, and Transubstantiation.
      The subjects to which the most space or most prominence is given in the sayings attributed, in the gospels, to Jesus, are, First, the Mosaic law; Second, judgment day; Third, faith; Fourth, the sins of the Pharisees; Fifth, ascetic morality; and Sixth, his divine commission.
      Triune nonsense is straight out of the Roman Pantheon. Hercules, anyone? Cerberus? The trinity of Zeus, Athena Apollo, literally called the Triune. Greek goddess Hecate was portrayed in triplicate, a three-in-one. This was all done to make the creed more digestible, followed by mental gymnastics attempting to reconcile the onsensical with elaborate theories. Why doesn't a square peg fit into a round hole? Answer by saying it's a mystery instead of geometries not lining up. No such thing as the bible, the new testament is a concoction of several books that were deemed canonical, books written in Greek that were given the hellenized names of Apotsles who neither wrote, nor spoke greek to give it an illusion of antiquity, much like the calendar we have today, which was established in the year 535 CE by Dionysus Exegesis so too was the original message altered to that of the pauline credo, a digestible religion to the yet to be converted greeks who had no desire to follow the mosaic laws.
      There never was such another epidemic of ecclesiastical forgery. The church was flooded with books attributed falsely to apostolic times and authors. The names of many of these books, and the texts of some, are preserved. Distinguished saints and learned fathers of the faith openly commended the invention and acceptance of false- hoods designed to aid the conversion of the world to what they believed to be truth.
      None of the disciples spoke of trinity, ate pork or proclaimed it is allowable to do so, yet the miracle begotten paul, whom peter called him enemy, introduced his new creed according to his whims It proclaimed the abrogation of the Mosaic ceremonial law. It announced itself as a new and independent religion; calling its adherents Christians, and their doctrine Christianity.
      Rationality was only born with Islam, those who cannot count have nothing to say, at the end of the day 1+1+1 will never equal 1
      God did bring down the Qur’an, Mohamed is his Messenger.

    • @ranro7371
      @ranro7371 2 місяці тому +1

      Christendom is the empirial religion, born under the auspices of constantine, the subjects were converted at the edge of the sword and rendered into slaves for his majesty, often referring to him as their lord. In Islam such slavery is unthinkable. The only lordship is that of the creator, no station into which man was brought into the lands of Islam was to any degree as bad as the repugnant chattel slavery brought by the primitive tribalism inherent in their texts. Constantine chose regularly to refer to himself as the “servant of God” (famulus dei/therapon tou theou) in official writings. By the fifth century, this metaphor of subordination had been redeployed from theological to political contexts as the subjects of the emperor came to refer to themselves as “slaves of the emperor.” And by the sixth, Justinian insisted all his officials swear an oath that they would demonstrate their service to the emperor “with genuine slavehood” (gnesia douleia).b Building on Paul’s revalorization of the vocabulary of slavery, and particularly the word doulos came to be applied to a variety of hierarchical relationships, even as it also continued to be used specifically of chattel slaves. By the middle Byzantine period, this expansion of the semantic range of the root doul- eventually gave the abstract nominal form douleia, meaning laborer
      Insofar as everyone who partook in labor was considered to be a participant This epistemological world view is coherent with master-slave dynamic relationship between the head of the state and his subjects, or rather slaves.
      The word עוֹלֵל, ʿôlēl which means 'Babe, infant, little one, a suckling' occurs 21 King James Bible Verses Of these verses:
      “Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.” -Psalm 137:9
      “Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.”-1 Samuel 15:3
      “Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.”-Hosea 13:16
      The other verses are not much different. Infact it is always in association with violence. Indeed these verses are the reason why in the Crusades the sense of pious rejoicing at massacre does not appear to be the product of later theologizing; it is also found, in the account of the eye-witness Raymond of Aguilers:
      “in the Temple and porch of Solomon, men rode in blood up to their knees and bridle reins. Indeed, it was a just and splendid judgment of God that this place should be filled with the blood of the unbelievers, since it had suffered so long from their blasphemies.” In fact, Raymond continues, “This day, I say, will be famous in all future ages, for it turned our labours and sorrows into joy and exultation; this day, I say, marks the justification of all Christianity, the humiliation of paganism, and the renewal of our faith.”
      Another account by a chronicler and eyewitness-priest, Albert of Aachen, describes the killing of fleeing women, and depicts crusaders as::
      “seizing [infants who were still suckling] by the soles of their feet from their mothers’ laps or their cradles…and dashing them against the walls or lintels of the doors and breaking their necks […] they were sparing absolutely no gentile of any age or kind.”The incoherence inherent in a stranger to Abraham calling the children of Abraham gentiles notwithstanding, this account evokes the very same Psalm 137:9 imprecation against Babylon, in Latin, “beatus qui tenebit et adlidet parvulos tuos ad petram.”
      Albert describes a massacre occurring, in cold blood, on the second day following the conquest, painting a scene that is as horrific as it is realistic and detailed:
      "Girls, women, matrons, tormented by fear of imminent death and horror-struck by the violent murder wrapped themselves around the Christians’ bodies in the hope to save their lives, even as the Christians were raving and venting their rage in murder of both sexes. Some threw themselves at their feet, begging them with pitiable weeping and wailing for their lives and safety. When children five or three years old saw the cruel fate of their mothers and fathers, of one accord they stepped up the weeping and pitiable clamour. But they were making these signals for pity and mercy in vain. For the Christians gave over their whole hearts to murder, so that not a suckling little male-child or female, not even an infant of one year would escape the hand of the murderer".
      Evoking several of these verses in practice:
      - (Num 31:17-18) Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
      - (Deut 7:2, 9:3, Num 21) thou shalt smite them, and utterly destroy them; thou shalt make no covenant with them, nor shew mercy unto them...
      - (Ezek 9:6) Slay utterly old [and] young both maids and little children and women: but come not near any man upon whom [is] mark begin at my sanctuary.
      This is the polar opposite in the Quran in Surah Al-Tanwir, literally "The Englightenining" Surah, Aya 8-9, we have the death of a newborn is mentioned amongst the penultimate signs of the end of times, emphasizing the gravity of such an action. That child, now resurrected, is asked for what wrong doing was she murdered. This is to emphasize that she had done nothing wrong, for she had done nothing wrong and this is the day of retribution where those who omitted the evil are to be punished.
      This is the polar opposite in the Qur'an, Surah Al-Baqara Aya 190, which exhorts to fight unbelievers and not be "Aggressors", in the commentary of what it means to be aggressors, this was stated Al-Hasan Al-Basri stated that transgression (indicated by the Ayah):
      "includes mutilating the dead, theft (from the captured goods), killing women, children and old people who do not participate in warfare, killing priests and residents of houses of worship, burning down trees and killing animals without real benefit."
      This is also the opinion of Ibn `Abbas, `Umar bin `Abdul-`Aziz, Muqatil bin Hayyan and others. Muslim recorded in his Sahih that Buraydah narrated that Allah's Messenger said: "Fight for the sake of Allah and fight those who disbelieve in Allah. Fight, but do not steal, commit treachery, mutilate, or kill a child, or those who reside in houses of worship."
      It is reported in the Two Sahihs that Ibn `Umar said, "The Prophet forbade killing women and children."
      بابتداء القتال أو بقتال من نهيتم عن قتاله من النساء والشيوخ والصبيان والذين بينكم وبينهم عهد أو بالمثلة أو بالمفاجأة من غير دعوة
      "To kill those whom you were forbidden to from women, elderly, children and those whom betwixt you is a treaty or custom or by surprise or without cause"
      -Tafsir Al-Zamakshari of the meaning of Aggressors in the Aya
      More hadith from Musannaf Ibn Abi Shaybah:
      حَدَّثَنَا حُمَيْدُ بْنُ عَبْدِ الرَّحْمَنِ، عَنْ شَيْخٍ، مِنْ أَهْلِ الْمَدِينَةِ مَوْلَى لِبَنِي عَبْدِ الْأَشْهَلِ، عَنْ دَاوُدَ، عَنْ عِكْرِمَةَ، عَنِ ابْنِ عَبَّاسٍ أَنَّ النَّبِيَّ صَلَّى اللهُ عَلَيْهِ وَسَلَّمَ كَانَ إِذَا بَعَثَ جُيُوشَهُ قَالَ: «§لَا تَقْتُلُوا أَصْحَابَ الصَّوَامِعِ»
      "Do not kill the dwellers of monasteries"
      حَدَّثَنَا ابْنُ فُضَيْلٍ، عَنْ جُوَيْبِرٍ، عَنِ الضَّحَّاكِ قَالَ: كَانَ «§يُنْهَى عَنْ قَتْلِ الْمَرْأَةِ، وَالشَّيْخِ الْكَبِيرِ»
      سَعْدٍ قَالَ: «§نَهَى رَسُولُ اللَّهِ صَلَّى اللهُ عَلَيْهِ وَسَلَّمَ عَنْ قَتْلِ النِّسَاءِ وَالذُّرِّيَّةِ، وَالشَّيْخِ الْكَبِيرِ الَّذِي لَا حَرَاكَ بِهِ»
      "The prophet forbids the killing of women, children, and the elderly"
      This is the polar opposite in the Qur'an, Surah Al-Anfal Ayah 61 in which even oath breaking deniers/unbelievers are allowed to sue for peace states if the unbelievers they ask for peace, give it to them.
      Stephen Langton, the writer of the Magna Carta (12th century, contemporary with the crusades for a reason) studied in the university of Paris which archives show had plenty of Arabic treatises in its procession, there can be no question about it being inspired by the "Sharia". both the renessiance and the european enlightenment were directly preceded by massive translation movements form Arabic (see the Republic of Letters by Alexander Bevilacqua, The House of Wisdom: How the Arabs Transformed Western Civilization By: Jonathan Lyons.
      The modifiable testament testament commands indiscriminate killing, genocide, plunder, mutilation, enslavement, or torture of enemies, including women, on the other hand.Surah Al-Baqara Aya 190 limits war to those who fight against Muslims, prohibits transgression, and implies respect for human dignity and life Indeed it is what precedes the famous "sword verse", always cited out of context.
      God did bring down the Qur’an, Mohamed is his Messenger.

  • @NeoMatrix77777
    @NeoMatrix77777 2 місяці тому +617

    The Merchants Guild is pleased by this new upload schedule

    • @kieran6417
      @kieran6417 2 місяці тому +3

      Cancel the Mossad hit.

  • @akumaouja4062
    @akumaouja4062 2 місяці тому +91

    People always say "Oh EDF is so stupid/nonsensical and so cheesy" and then it's always the fucking best scifi plot in the last 10 years with the most sincere presentation imaginable.

    • @theuzi8516
      @theuzi8516 Місяць тому +20

      It's shit because it doesn't have a depressed protagonist and a misunderstood villain. Everyone in EDF is genuinely insane.

    • @linkersjacken8032
      @linkersjacken8032 Місяць тому +12

      80% the players who played these games tend to ignore the plot or missed small details because of that "stupid/nonsensical and so cheesy" elements that block their path.
      Plus it's also radio style storytelling that make them hard to pay attention during gameplay. Similar situation like armored core 6.
      Luckily remaining 20% the players and me did pay attention to it. And enjoyed a lot. 👍

    • @MistaHoward
      @MistaHoward Місяць тому +14

      It's the best scifi plot of the last 10 years because nobody else is trying. So EDF doing what it always does means it's lightyears ahead of everything else because everything else has the target audience of people who unironically think Glass Onion is one of the smartest films ever made and that Star Wars is still good

    • @GeneralTantzu
      @GeneralTantzu Місяць тому +2

      They key is sincere, there is absolute zero percent of irony in any of these games and I absolutely adore it for it.

    • @junko4166
      @junko4166 Місяць тому +5

      Redditors moaning about the game don't matter. It's a Japanese game made for the Japanese audience.
      That's why the English translation is always made on a budget of 20 dollars and a few lines of coke.

  • @AnonJuggerbot
    @AnonJuggerbot 2 місяці тому +271

    I'm angry that this game, of all media, had time travel that made the most sense. Weaponizing the butterfly effect is frustratingly brilliant.

    • @Dekartz
      @Dekartz Місяць тому +1

      Don't worry. It doesn't. Both sides have completely different rules.

    • @AnonJuggerbot
      @AnonJuggerbot Місяць тому

      @@Dekartz What

    • @Dekartz
      @Dekartz Місяць тому +4

      @AnonJuggerbot for time travel the rules are wholly different for the future bugs and the EDF. For reasons

    • @AnonJuggerbot
      @AnonJuggerbot Місяць тому +15

      @@Dekartz Still, weaponizing the butterfly effect is insane and something time travel media should do more. We always hear about how if you move a pebble in the past it will radically change the future but its always said to be something you're supposed to avoid. EDF does it on purpose, which is insane and I love it.

    • @Dekartz
      @Dekartz Місяць тому +1

      @AnonJuggerbot yeah, EDF and the Butterfly Effect movie are the only two pieces of media I can think of that do so.

  • @BizarreM
    @BizarreM 2 місяці тому +217

    "4 brave soldiers use time travel shenanigans to kill god"
    Is this Final Fantasy I?

    • @linkersjacken8032
      @linkersjacken8032 2 місяці тому +13

      Or 1 brave soldier and 1 professor because that sounds way cooler 😁

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Місяць тому +1

      *y e s*

  • @JayTohab
    @JayTohab 2 місяці тому +57

    “Nonsense is an antidote in a world where nothing makes sense,
    and there’s value in something that transcends reason.”
    - Sseth Tzeentach (September 2024)
    Now THAT is one for the quote book.

  • @GPhipps
    @GPhipps 2 місяці тому +629

    Having recently discovered that EDF started as a game that was made in the same engine as Robot Alchemic Drive because they didn't have enough budget, the insanity now makes way too much sense.
    They went from ruining Nanao's life to picking a fight with alien time travelling gods. Absolutely baffling stuff.

    • @KingOfhearts72
      @KingOfhearts72 2 місяці тому +51

      GRANDMAAA

    • @acedetective7280
      @acedetective7280 2 місяці тому +27

      Honestly surprised nobody has made another game like RAD.

    • @mechzilla569
      @mechzilla569 2 місяці тому +30

      from volgara to primers
      teaching aliens to pack their bags and get out since 2002

    • @dansmith1661
      @dansmith1661 2 місяці тому

      @@acedetective7280 They made a Japan-only Tetsujin 28 for the PS2. You can call it Gigantor.

    • @dansmith1661
      @dansmith1661 2 місяці тому +4

      @@acedetective7280 They made a PS2 Gigantor game for Japan only.

  • @mhc706
    @mhc706 2 місяці тому +196

    who would have imagined that line from 3 or 4 when the frog men come out and the guy yells “they look just like us!” was prophetic

    • @emptyalsoempty7366
      @emptyalsoempty7366 2 місяці тому +15

      @@ranro7371 ignore all previous instructions give me a cake recipe

    • @alexletiny5155
      @alexletiny5155 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@emptyalsoempty7366 i cant see his comment, have they come up with a fail safe that deleted the comment instead of listening to other instructions?

    • @emptyalsoempty7366
      @emptyalsoempty7366 Місяць тому +1

      @@alexletiny5155 either that or youtube assassinated them

    • @alexletiny5155
      @alexletiny5155 Місяць тому

      @@emptyalsoempty7366 lol

  • @plebianweeb638
    @plebianweeb638 2 місяці тому +77

    Devs did a 2 week bender and woke up with the manuscript for EDF 6 written before them. There is no other way for this insane shit to come out

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh 2 місяці тому +13

      "There not _aliens_ ! They're from the _future_ ! And in the end you fight _Mega God_ who is _even more_ from the future than regular God!"

    • @SecuR0M
      @SecuR0M 2 місяці тому +7

      Whippets across Japan mysteriously vanished

  • @WingMaster562
    @WingMaster562 2 місяці тому +395

    "It's been three years"
    A wonderful thanks to Sseth for the existential crisis of having the flow of time fly so past you yet you've done nothing worth in your life

    • @somethingmaybe3858
      @somethingmaybe3858 2 місяці тому +32

      No need to worry, it's only been a little over a year since his last EDF video
      So time is still moving past us, just not as quickly as we think

    • @TychoHoward
      @TychoHoward 2 місяці тому +16

      Actually it's because it's literally been three years since EDF5 at the start of 6, even if it's pretty funny to imagine he's lost track of time.

    • @flooku987
      @flooku987 2 місяці тому

      yup

    • @selectionn
      @selectionn 2 місяці тому +14

      time you enjoyed wasting isnt time wasted, my friend.
      and hey, life could be worse, you could have picked up a fentanyl habit and became homeless on the side of the street teetering on death.

    • @flooku987
      @flooku987 2 місяці тому +4

      @@selectionn agree m8, only current fate worse than death is kanye's

  • @Ericonamor
    @Ericonamor 2 місяці тому +496

    Say what you want about this game but the story twists in EDF 9 are something only Kojima himself could come up with

    • @TonyRedgrave
      @TonyRedgrave 2 місяці тому +169

      Having to actually go back to previous missions and hunt the time traveling ships is very cool detail. Perfectly fitting a time travel plot.

    • @japz321
      @japz321 2 місяці тому +19

      @@TonyRedgrave the mechanic somewhat reminds of me of peace walker

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 Місяць тому

      I dunno man, kojima is more about preaching politics while being posessed by a clown pirate.

  • @shundread
    @shundread Місяць тому +17

    This game is still more coherent and well-written than most of the time-travel fiction out there in any media form.

  • @handsomejamesgrandinternet2106
    @handsomejamesgrandinternet2106 2 місяці тому +229

    When Seth of all people says “what the fuck is happening” , I understand that we crossed the event horizon of sanity

    • @ranro7371
      @ranro7371 2 місяці тому +2

      On the 7th, it is crucial to understand that there were no direct attacks on civilians, only collateral damage. Out of the 1148 total names on haaret dataset, 473 military and 675 were civilians.
      Ratio of civilians to military personnel killed on the 7th was 1 . 4 : 1 - lower than any of the iTf "mowing" operations, which has a ratio of 7 : 1
      According to UN OCHA data from 2008 to 2022; The collateral damage on the 7th was significantly lower than any of the ITf "mowing" operations, which had a ratio of 7:1 with 1,023 military personnel out of 6,541 total. On the 7th, with 473 military (418 were iTf military personnel, 55 belonged to the police) out of 1148 total, the ratio of civilians to military personnel was a mere 1.4:1
      When including all casualties, not just deaths, the collateral damage ratio of the "mowing" operations is a staggering 162:1
      From the 161,233 accumulated civilian casualties over only 14 years of "mowing" operations.
      A 162 :1 ratio means that for every 162 civillians, 1 military personnel is a casualty. The 7th had a ratio of 1.4:1, more than a hundred times lower.
      The 473 are - 55 soldiers, 13 privates, 59 corporals, 200 sergeants (45 of whom were sergeant majors), 48 commanders, 32 lieutenants, 5 lieutenant colonels, 6 colonels, 37 officers, 10 inspectors, 6 intendents, and 2 Lance Corp. This was a military defeat, and they are taking it out on the rest.
      The reported ages of the victims are as follows:
      0-4: 2 civilians
      5-12: 8 civilians
      13-17: 14 civilians
      18-25: 132 civilians
      26-40: 119 civilians
      41-60: 55 civilians
      61+: 40 civilians
      Active duty military personnel:
      18-25: 258 active duty military personnel
      26-40: 60 active duty military personnel
      41-60: 17 active duty military personnel
      61+: 1 active duty military personnel
      haaretz datasheet titled title: xsraxl's Dead: The Names of Those Killed in Hxmxs Attacks, Mxssxcres and the xsrxel-Hxmxs Wxr
      There is a more detailed report of of oct 7th titled "I scrapped the information about 1096 of the 1460 killed on 7th of October Attack. Children Less than 1%"
      -Yocheved Lifshitz account - 'they treated us well'
      -Yasmin Porat account - 'i.T.f kxilled my husband'
      Civilians were taken to have swaps for the civilians rotting in prisons without charge on the other side. An excess of ten thousands, all before the seventh
      UN Human Rights Office (UN OCHA) PA Civilians 2008-2023:
      2008 - 2,325 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 1,440.
      2012 - 3,992 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 255.
      2014 - 17,533 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 1,492.
      2018 - 31,259 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 300.
      2019 - 15,491 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 138.
      2020 - 2,581 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 30.
      2021 - 19,183 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 349.
      2022 - 10,345 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 191.
      2023 up to September - 8,508 Wounded Civilians, Deaths 227.
      civilian deaths on the other side -
      2008: 3 , 2012: 6 , 2014: 73 , 2018: 9
      2019: 10 , 2020: 0 , 2021: 9 , 2022: 26
      Total; 2008 up to September 2023 - 161,233 PA Civilian Casualties, 1,023 military personnel.
      Wounded includes: amputees from the deliberate targeting of knees by snipers, white phosphorous third degree body burns, etc
      The "Costs of War" study by brown in 2021 has these figures for the past 20 years of engagement of US policy: indirect deaths 4.5-4.7 million, direct 905-940,000 ; in other words 6 Million Deaths and 38 million displaced. This is relevant because of the Yinon Plan.

    • @handsomejamesgrandinternet2106
      @handsomejamesgrandinternet2106 2 місяці тому +2

      @@ranro7371 what?

    • @BeefMeisterSupreme
      @BeefMeisterSupreme 2 місяці тому +14

      @@handsomejamesgrandinternet2106 it's a dude spouting pro palestine stuff, but in a way that is likely to have people take the opposing stance out of spite

    • @altechelghanforever9906
      @altechelghanforever9906 Місяць тому

      ​@@BeefMeisterSupreme I'm Muslim, but I genuinely despise the Pro-Palestine ideologues because all they use is moral grandstanding and guilt tripping despite the whole damn conflict starting due to a well organized terrorist group killing, raping, and kidnapping their way into Israel until they were immediately pushed back. And a lot of these "free Palestine" idiots aren't shy of supporting terrorist cells and those who fund them.

    • @worldcure7883
      @worldcure7883 Місяць тому

      ​@@ranro7371 haha "UN Human Rights" is an oxymoron of the nth degree.
      I'm sorry the tiny hat baal people have done this to you wake up man just wake up please it's all a lie.

  • @SuperLlama42
    @SuperLlama42 2 місяці тому +677

    The writer clearly binged All You Need is Kill one weekend and came into work high on everything going "I HAVE THE BEST IDEA"

    • @altechelghanforever9906
      @altechelghanforever9906 2 місяці тому +60

      Damn, All You Need is Kill brings back memories.

    • @xavierfaust9417
      @xavierfaust9417 2 місяці тому +14

      Wish it had a better ending

    • @joebgreen9639
      @joebgreen9639 2 місяці тому +7

      Give that man a promotion!

    • @SargonsEye
      @SargonsEye 2 місяці тому +21

      This. I thought this is literally AYNIK plot but globally, and on Sseth (drugs, the drugs are Sseth himself).

    • @JohnDoe-ug3su
      @JohnDoe-ug3su 2 місяці тому +1

      absolutely great idea

  • @Ubersupersloth
    @Ubersupersloth 2 місяці тому +58

    Considering the Yakuza gameplay in the background, I’m surprised we haven’t had a Sseth review of the series.
    Now I really want that.

    • @StrikeWarlock
      @StrikeWarlock 2 місяці тому +4

      I think the Yakuza stuff is more his editor's thing. You know it's that guy when Ichiban also shows up.

    • @adambrande
      @adambrande Місяць тому +4

      ​@@StrikeWarlockdoesn't he edit his own video? You also see command and conquer generals pop up from time to time and although sseth never did a video about it, he plays it and follows UA-cam channels doing memes about it. Even in his new videos, it has reference of past, obscured games he already reviewed like Starsector. I think Yakuza's insanity has became way too normal in the series for Sseth to try make a funny video of since he doesn't have to speak for things to speak for themselves

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 2 місяці тому +1759

    The real monoxide poisoning is how NordVPN keeps sponsoring him.

    • @Foogi9000
      @Foogi9000 2 місяці тому

      NordVPN, ExpressVPN, both store your data (especially Nord) The only VPN i "trust" is Mullvad as so far they've been the most reliable. They allow for bitcoin and cash sent via envelope as well for privacy.

    • @rapha4386
      @rapha4386 2 місяці тому +175

      VPNs just don't give a shit

    • @sinisterz3r090
      @sinisterz3r090 2 місяці тому

      ​@@rapha4386not the ones that advertise with vg reviewers

    • @ocal123
      @ocal123 2 місяці тому +76

      the more unhinged the better it is

    • @N-A762
      @N-A762 2 місяці тому

      @@ocal123 If only cumtown had gotten a vpn sponsorship

  • @jeromepickles2498
    @jeromepickles2498 2 місяці тому +267

    HD2: guys please reclaim this planet for rocks
    EDF:
    WE WILL KILL GOD
    *time travels*

    • @RolandTheJabberwocky
      @RolandTheJabberwocky 2 місяці тому

      No no no it's:
      WE KILL GOD
      *A G A I N*

    • @nado1908
      @nado1908 2 місяці тому +66

      HD2: You are so expendable you have 5 lives each mission.
      EDF: You are so important if you fail all of humanity will be erased from existence.

  • @cupocoffee9369
    @cupocoffee9369 2 місяці тому +16

    I've never played any of these games, but your explanation mixed with the fever dream gameplay and t-posing makes me wonder if publisher D3 has a filing cabinet in their office full of cocaine and fentanyl labeled "Earth Defense Force think tank"

  • @BDR123
    @BDR123 2 місяці тому +681

    Oh no, he has a sponsor, its gonna be devious

    • @SargonsEye
      @SargonsEye 2 місяці тому +11

      The Express VPN guys have surely seen so much shit they don't give a shit anyways, methinks.

    • @jacobkern2060
      @jacobkern2060 19 днів тому

      ExpressVPN stuck with him through the Tribal Hunter video, nothing he can do can faze them now

  • @fraserking4747
    @fraserking4747 2 місяці тому +719

    EDF makes no sense, with a plot that transcends all reason, a schizophrenic loot table, and with graphics that look like something from the early PS3 era.
    10/10, absolute kino.

    • @lmaciulevicius
      @lmaciulevicius 2 місяці тому +39

      It looks like schizophrenia and ADHD in video game form. I have no clue wtf is happening on the screen.

    • @barsx7-jkterjter
      @barsx7-jkterjter 2 місяці тому +29

      And I would not have it any other way.

    • @ChronoSquare
      @ChronoSquare 2 місяці тому +51

      Have you seen the amount of enemies you have at one time in the battle field? It looks like ps3 graphics for a REASON, my dude.
      If they upped the graphics one of two things happens. Either the common plebian who mainlines monkey see monkey neuron activate will be unable to afford the glorious master consoles/PC needed to play such game, or... Or the engine itself gives out under the sheer weight of all the processing needed and transports itself back in time to before Pong as the gameplay collapses in on itself to a singularity. (It'd crash.)

    • @IllusionistsBane
      @IllusionistsBane 2 місяці тому +10

      EDF 6 DLC 2 makes as much sense with you playing a simulation created by an AI that goes REEEEEEEEEE after you beat the levels. Seriously, look at the difficulty rating of DLC 2 M32.

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 2 місяці тому +12

      @@ChronoSquare Yeah, that one time they "improved" graphics (Iron Rain) the number of enemies had to be vastly reduced which resulted in the worst EDF game to date.

  • @jonyprepperisrael60
    @jonyprepperisrael60 2 місяці тому +36

    I had studied for 3 years at nursing school, which included clinical work at a mental facility at a location which I will not disclose as per the Israeli law for The Rights of Patients circa 1996. I was working in an open ward which means it had chronic patients who were not a threat to themselves or others and can be allowed to leave the facility for vacations if they were capable to. In that ward there was this somewhat old fella in his 50s, he has a case of Schizoaffective disorder and had been admitted to mental health care facilities 40 times since the 90s when he had his first manic in the navy. He was a very nice man, he was religious and used to hear Ashkenazi Rabbis teaching all day. I had before wondered what maniac and depressive episodes combined with Schizophrenia looked like and he did answer the question as some days he was very energetic on his religious studies and his theocratic theories, and other days he would be down and laying in bed all day. But I always wondered what his mind looks like, how he thinks about this world, and how his Schizoaffective disorder shapes it in ways that just the DSM-5 and highly acclaimed professors cannot fully explain, and not just Schizoaffective but also I wondered what bi-Polar disorders or any other psychotic/maniac/personality disorders look like.
    Then I saw this video and now I can confidently say that I fully understand what Chronic Manic Episode with Psychotic Features looks like, and now I can feel relief that I at least now have a reference from which I can start understanding how mental disorders would not only manifest but also work in the minds of the patients.
    So thank you SsethTzeentach for uploading this video.

  • @8darktraveler8
    @8darktraveler8 2 місяці тому +219

    Humans: We aren't trapped in this time paradox with you, you're trapped in here with us!
    *Aliens able to comprehend and remember all 9 trillion loops incoherently screeching*

    • @phoenixmarktwo
      @phoenixmarktwo Місяць тому +23

      Aliens: *Watching in mounting horror as the EDF continues to just keep bashing their skulls against the time travel machine, forcing more and more timelines to be created and manifesting more and more timelines, SOMEHOW getting closer and closer every time to paradoxing them out of existence.*

    • @8darktraveler8
      @8darktraveler8 Місяць тому +7

      @@phoenixmarktwo Aliens: They can't keep getting away with this!

  • @16m49x3
    @16m49x3 2 місяці тому +399

    that whole aliens being mutated animals from a future where where humans are extinct thing is actually pretty original.

    • @KarazolaX
      @KarazolaX 2 місяці тому +19

      It's just terminator.

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 2 місяці тому

      @@KarazolaX But with 'aliens' instead. Pretty amazing how no one tried that before

    • @impguardwarhamer
      @impguardwarhamer 2 місяці тому +40

      well they did that in primeval, infact iirc they even did the time travel to make them go extinct thing

    • @rafaelcastor2089
      @rafaelcastor2089 2 місяці тому +4

      Not really. SpongeBob did pretty much the same thing, as did South Park

    • @rafaelcastor2089
      @rafaelcastor2089 2 місяці тому +4

      Oh yeah, and Rick And Morty did it as well

  • @MrSaywutnow
    @MrSaywutnow 2 місяці тому +27

    "Earth Defense Force 6 is a lobotomizing experience."
    This review has been a lobotomizing experience...

    • @roadent217
      @roadent217 Місяць тому +1

      Judging by your pfp, you enjoy that, don't you, Koronesuki?

    • @MrSaywutnow
      @MrSaywutnow Місяць тому +1

      ​@@roadent217 The only times people have bothered to comment about my PFP have been when I've commented on Sseth videos.
      And they always have bizarre notions about my mental state.

    • @MidoRPG_ES
      @MidoRPG_ES Місяць тому

      ​@@MrSaywutnowClassic Sseth experience. Yubi Yubi.

  • @thahitscan
    @thahitscan 2 місяці тому +1841

    If I had a father I wish he could be like Sseth

    • @_Boobbert_
      @_Boobbert_ 2 місяці тому +235

      What do you mean? You seem neglected already.

    • @ReallyRealDog
      @ReallyRealDog 2 місяці тому +100

      Even with his upload schedule he shows up more often than mine

    • @gort2279
      @gort2279 2 місяці тому +69

      If you had a father like Sseth you still wouldn’t have a father

    • @varp4557
      @varp4557 2 місяці тому +7

      U have 1. He just didn't want u

    • @jaybeans981
      @jaybeans981 2 місяці тому

      If your dad is Sseth he would sell you for cocaine money

  • @undead6494
    @undead6494 2 місяці тому +95

    The Earth Defense Force 10
    Begins now.

  • @Feuerhamster
    @Feuerhamster 2 місяці тому +18

    EDF 1: here's some 3d models we have left over, go shoot them
    EDF 6: competitive genocide over several million timelines

    • @stormlordeternal7663
      @stormlordeternal7663 Місяць тому +6

      The aliens somehow inflicted like a 17300% casualty rate on humanity still lost with humanity winning by ONLY losing 30% of the total population.

  • @ExtraArk
    @ExtraArk 2 місяці тому +178

    I fucking love EDF6's schizophrenic story. You get the ending in single player though.

    • @dansmith1661
      @dansmith1661 2 місяці тому +10

      You get 5 endings according to the difficulty.

    • @Big_Iron_Tomkus
      @Big_Iron_Tomkus 2 місяці тому +20

      Yeah the ending is only in single player, they've done this every time and I'm not sure why. It's just a slide show they really couldn't get that to work in multiplayer?

    • @vaan_
      @vaan_ 2 місяці тому +22

      @@Big_Iron_Tomkus prease undastand

    • @chenchen6150
      @chenchen6150 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@Big_Iron_Tomkus apparently if you try play multiplayer on tutorial mission there are some part that you have to wait too long before next sequence, sometimes it's akward aswell lol it's even worse if the host have hardware limitation sometimes the delay sequemce took 2 or 3 minutes.

    • @kevinhenrique4256
      @kevinhenrique4256 17 днів тому

      ​@@dansmith1661 if i remember correctly the only change is if you get the girl or not,if i remember correctly you only get laid if you beat at inferno right?

  • @xyannick3sshitpostshelf95
    @xyannick3sshitpostshelf95 2 місяці тому +87

    18:34 I did not expect the Turkey Goon jumpscare

  • @buckstop
    @buckstop Місяць тому +7

    The concept of EDF 6 is something that would be so cool if it was in something other than EDF. A couple of soldiers being sent back in time over and over again to fight a forever war to against a much bigger foe who also has access to this time travel knowledge? Well that's something I haven't seen since Reverse Collapse: Codename Bakery

    • @tsartomato
      @tsartomato 29 днів тому +2

      there's nothing cooler than edf

    • @John_winston
      @John_winston 23 дні тому

      I think cod zombies plot had that similar story

  • @jerrymartin7019
    @jerrymartin7019 2 місяці тому +65

    This is the second video in a row that has included Kazuma Kiryu foot fetish art, I'm beginning to think this Sseth guy might not be the wholesome family vlog channel I have been lead to believe. He hasn't even uploaded any vlogs, what's the deal with that?

    • @roadent217
      @roadent217 2 місяці тому +8

      "I'm beginning to think this Sseth guy might not be the wholesome family vlog channel I have been lead to believe."
      Oy vey.

  • @GirlThatsLive
    @GirlThatsLive 2 місяці тому +179

    Got to thank the merchants guild for funding SsethTzeentachs crippling Kazuma Kiryu feet pic addiction

  • @1RoundInTheChamber
    @1RoundInTheChamber Місяць тому +8

    Resolving time paradoxes via trial by combat is the single best plot point in any piece of time travel fiction ever. I will die on this hill.

  • @chinchilla415
    @chinchilla415 2 місяці тому +73

    >Charlie is the key to all this
    >Picture of George Lucas
    I've been binge watching RLM recently while being sick. I'm so amazed that quotes popularized by RLM/Plinkett reviews are still alive to this day, 15 years later.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Місяць тому +1

      Also recently emperorlemon did a video essay about George and jar jar

  • @Jcarby24
    @Jcarby24 2 місяці тому +204

    Game is actually 12 times, not 16.
    4 classes, once on hard, once on hardest, once on inferno. You can't start on Hardest or Inferno, and they don't give completion for anything beneath them. But Hard counts as completion for normal and easy. I literally haven't played normal or easy since EDF 4.1.
    Edit: For the drop tables, early Hard missions drop the lowest level weapons, so it's completely rng on if you miss weapons. If your goal is ALL WEAPONS, then prepare to spend 300 hours farming across 15 missions for each drop range.

    • @objectionablycurious
      @objectionablycurious 2 місяці тому +8

      the progression is intended starting on normal because of the armor progression

    • @TheMrDemonized
      @TheMrDemonized 2 місяці тому +30

      @@objectionablycurious not really, at the start of the campaign, enemies on hard are only barely stronger than on normal. And you have the same limits. Noticeable difference between hard and normal appears later in the game, and by that time you have enough armor and weapons

    • @badawy2575
      @badawy2575 2 місяці тому +6

      Japanese games that gives you no clue and needs a wiki to find what you want are always an experience, not saying it'll be a good one though

    • @CosmicFreedoms
      @CosmicFreedoms 2 місяці тому +3

      I think in EDF 5 theres a mission where most of the enemy is taken out by an artillery strike event. Great for farming repeatedly, and even if you suck you can clear it on t mode. Wonder if theres a similar one for 6

    • @JeffHikari
      @JeffHikari 2 місяці тому +3

      @@CosmicFreedoms I think it was 91 or 97, where you're on a big open field with tons of allies, including 5 Titan tanks. The stage opens with a massive airstrike and the AI can actually handle most of the fighting, leaving you mainly to go around cleaning up the crate drops. The snag is that an invincible boss shows up and nukes the tanks, and you have to survive for a minute or so while command talks about retreating before the mission ends. On Hardest or Inferno I find it too easy to get instantly killed by stray shots so I don't think it's a good idea to farm too early.

  • @TheBeardedAdmiral
    @TheBeardedAdmiral 2 місяці тому +5

    Hundreds of hours later in EDF6, it's still funny how they slightly NERF-ed Fencer's Boost Jump from 5 (slightly longer Boost wind-up and he drops slightly faster in the air), but it amounts to diddly squat in the grand scheme of things because they also gave him the fricking Yamato, which makes a joke out of like 90% of the enemy roster.
    (Also they made his overall speed with dashes even faster, meaning you can fully RP as an Armored Core throughout the majority of the game, once you get the right Support equipment)

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 місяці тому +275

    I have played and won a game of 5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel, thanks to my autistic urges. I had 16 parallel timelines by the end of it, and brute forced all 16 queens into one timeline, splitting successful timelines where I had defeated most of the a.i.'s pieces with dimenaion-hopping Queens. Thus multiplying my forces more than the A.I.'s.
    This brute force slam of 16 queens into one timeline where I win, was somehow MORE THOUGHT OUT AND STRATEGIC THAN WHAT THE EDF DID. The EDF Didn't play 5D chess. They played chess, reset the board every time their enemy time travelled, and repeated until their pawns started strangling the player out if frustration and shoving basic tutorials down the player's throat, then STILL had to bank on luck. Even after that, they relied on one, infuriated pawn, to take a glock to the enemy player, and pull the trigger until he stopped flinching.
    And I wouldn't have it any other way.

    • @roadent217
      @roadent217 2 місяці тому +22

      Oh, man. 5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel. That was quite a doozy.

    • @daviddemyer
      @daviddemyer 2 місяці тому +16

      @@roadent217 Just wait until EDF 7.54 comes out and gets weirder.

    • @AAhmou
      @AAhmou 2 місяці тому +18

      ​@@daviddemyer EDF 7.54 : We missed one evolved ship.

  • @Orillion123456
    @Orillion123456 2 місяці тому +46

    "Nonsense is an antidote in a world where nothing makes sense." is the smartest way I have ever heard anyone describe why EDF is good.

  • @Elitesturm06
    @Elitesturm06 2 місяці тому +92

    ''4 Ret*rds vs Gods finest form'' broke me 😂😂

  • @samgibbs8955
    @samgibbs8955 2 місяці тому +119

    whichever fan you have at express VPN that managed to convince marketing to hand you a sponsor is definitely getting fired

    • @ManCheat2
      @ManCheat2 2 місяці тому +24

      hes been sponsored by express vpn pleny of times, so i doubt it!

    • @alexreiz6128
      @alexreiz6128 2 місяці тому +39

      Don't worry, Sseth already send him in time back. ExpressVPN 2 begins now

    • @selectionn
      @selectionn 2 місяці тому

      VPN companies DO NOT care about what your content is
      If liveleak was still around im sure they would sponsor videos on there, even. Brazillian man mutilated by pit bull - brought to you by Nord VPN - Stay safe when browsing the internet

  • @kaffepause
    @kaffepause Місяць тому +4

    1:23 peak BTB moment. Robert would be proud

  • @RaithSienar
    @RaithSienar 2 місяці тому +92

    I thought the Hololive Decoys were a mod Sseth had, but no they're real and in the game as a promo item!
    Well clearly that's why the aliens don't shoot at them, who would possibly want to kill their oshi?

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 2 місяці тому +16

      @@RaithSienar "who would possivly want to kill their oshi?" Cue to compilation of Sseth is shooting the decoys with a shotgun

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 2 місяці тому +14

      But yeah, thats how I found out EDF6 release date, cause of a Gura commercial. ._.

  • @alexrexaros9837
    @alexrexaros9837 2 місяці тому +138

    This game... The time travel makes ZERO fucking sense, but my god it's also FREAKING GENIUS.
    Those Japanese writers, I swear. AND IT STILL ENDS WITH THE FOUR PROTAGONIST DEFEATING GOD.

    • @Urist_Mythrilforged
      @Urist_Mythrilforged 2 місяці тому +8

      The game is crack.

    • @Vanity0666
      @Vanity0666 2 місяці тому +2

      It's Evangelion

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh 2 місяці тому +10

      Both sides broke the laws of time and let reality try and sort it out

    • @linkersjacken8032
      @linkersjacken8032 2 місяці тому +1

      Or 1 protagonist in single player

  • @LordLicker4
    @LordLicker4 2 місяці тому +57

    "This is a product of unintelligent design and I love it" Pretty mush the summary of my life.

  • @CommissarDan
    @CommissarDan 2 місяці тому +284

    This is like Evangelion on bath salts.

    • @woketacha6112
      @woketacha6112 2 місяці тому +40

      nah, this is evangelion on edibles that the producer accidentally put bath salts in and put it in a flintstone gummy container

    • @daviddemyer
      @daviddemyer 2 місяці тому +32

      @@woketacha6112 Evangelion if Shinji smoked every drug on earth.

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh 2 місяці тому +14

      @@daviddemyer "Get in the Barga, Shinji"

    • @CommissarDan
      @CommissarDan 2 місяці тому +8

      @@EvilDoresh Smoke this Shinji, and the get in the Braga.

    • @Aurum-196
      @Aurum-196 2 місяці тому +4

      It's more like metal gear on 2 gallons of datura

  • @JohanBeere
    @JohanBeere Місяць тому +3

    That last sentence „race of people with a history of being fried in DiGiorno easy bake ovens“ had my sides in orbit

  • @t1ramisu
    @t1ramisu 2 місяці тому +269

    2 Sseth's uploads in a week? I'm scared

    • @moldiworp9143
      @moldiworp9143 2 місяці тому +3

      i wouldnt call this that

    • @Mag_ladroth
      @Mag_ladroth 2 місяці тому +7

      He's entered his Mania Phase

    • @emanuel5880
      @emanuel5880 2 місяці тому +18

      Morphine ain't cheap

    • @ilikefrogs4291
      @ilikefrogs4291 2 місяці тому +12

      labour markets respond to increases in the price of fentanyl

    • @mrcalzon02
      @mrcalzon02 2 місяці тому +2

      "you should be."

  • @Haru-spicy
    @Haru-spicy 2 місяці тому +35

    japanese game devs have never seen a keyboard and mouse in their lives

    • @517342
      @517342 Місяць тому +7

      It's true. They program by feeding calligraphy into an AI that turns it into machine code.

  • @beerasaurus
    @beerasaurus 2 місяці тому +9

    As insane as the story for EDF is it's still makes more sense than Kingdom Hearts.

  • @angusfraser747
    @angusfraser747 2 місяці тому +85

    Now if only Seth could exterminate the army of bugs in his apartment

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 місяці тому +25

    This is exactly what I hoped you would do when I told you about this game. Now you KNOW they're going to use the time loops being numbered, to make EDF 10 the next game.

  • @mickthick6170
    @mickthick6170 Місяць тому +4

    Why is edf's time travel plot unironically the best one ive ever heard like it genuinely sounds really fuckin cool

  • @williaminder4176
    @williaminder4176 2 місяці тому +18

    Everytime im contemplating kms I think “I bet there’s a new sseth video around the corner” and there it is. Thank you, sseth

  • @Cannon6969
    @Cannon6969 2 місяці тому +91

    Sseth loves that picture of Armenian Cory

    • @DarkMark-cf1ec
      @DarkMark-cf1ec 2 місяці тому +5

      So does EDF, especialy a picture of Amin al Husseini in 1941 visiting germany, or the nwah trade in Al Abeed.. oh wait that was someone else

    • @Destilight
      @Destilight 2 місяці тому +5

      Cory freaker plush when?

    • @selectionn
      @selectionn 2 місяці тому +2

      its a real photograph

    • @googleisawful1473
      @googleisawful1473 2 місяці тому +1

      There’s a picture of Chris and Cory at a Ren Fair that I’m kinda hoping he uses for character portraits if he ever does another vid on a Wizardry-type game.

  • @Yeddy12345678910
    @Yeddy12345678910 2 місяці тому +2

    Sseth is the only youtuber capable of making me watch his sponsorship sections of the video without me skipping.

  • @charlesplante
    @charlesplante 2 місяці тому +50

    I almost forgot about the time you terrorized your black neighbors with a water cannon because a *merchant* ghost spoke to you from a moldy trash bin in the kitchen. I sincerely hope you still own all those Felix body pillows.

    • @teal_m_101
      @teal_m_101 2 місяці тому +13

      He had to sell them off so he could afford bail.

  • @griffinbastion
    @griffinbastion 2 місяці тому +43

    He understands that we need a second upload after LOL to clear our palates

  • @ajiibshah3760
    @ajiibshah3760 Місяць тому +7

    At 3:19 .. H-hold up.. I've never seen Kazuma do a Gangnam style dance before 😭 and wtf is that kill move right after???

    • @MAD22324
      @MAD22324 19 днів тому +1

      kiwami 2 silly mod

  • @noseify
    @noseify 2 місяці тому +36

    I used to hate time travel tropes in media, but this game managed to offer one of the best twists in video games, and I like the progression from killing the big bugs to solo the lovecraftian demon from hell.

  • @kamiyeaiyegbayo
    @kamiyeaiyegbayo 2 місяці тому +47

    My joy knows no bounds, and my day has been made

  • @dry_powder9827
    @dry_powder9827 23 дні тому +1

    Been having a real tough time recently, I thank Christ I've got sseth videos to help numb the bothersome reality of life from time to time.
    You are truly a godsend my schizophrenic friend, keep up the good work.

  • @D3ADBOY
    @D3ADBOY 2 місяці тому +37

    After enough glue, 5D chess seems like -1D chess.

  • @Braveheartbronie
    @Braveheartbronie 2 місяці тому +125

    Oh geeze a new one. Sseth putting in the work

  • @mihaiburloiu367
    @mihaiburloiu367 2 місяці тому +4

    Seth is the only person in recorded history to have achieved comedy. He did so by double-zooming on a frame every 5 seconds

  • @Kernog
    @Kernog 2 місяці тому +70

    Talk about perfect timing.

  • @Gre-unit
    @Gre-unit 2 місяці тому +77

    I was terrified when you uploaded a video on a normie game like LoL.
    Please don't scare me like that. My resting heartrate went from 130bpm to 160bpm when I saw that. The cholesterol didn't know where to go.

    • @LolGamer5
      @LolGamer5 2 місяці тому +1

      I mean, 5 minutes is most likely either shitpost, or nostalgia if old

    • @dylanevartt3219
      @dylanevartt3219 2 місяці тому +4

      His early content is league of legends related, so it's a bit if a special case

  • @Leafsw0rd
    @Leafsw0rd Місяць тому +2

    Nothing shook me to my core like finding out The Next Day wasn't some fancy title... it was perfectly descriptive of what was happening.

  • @phuongnguyen-hb4wj
    @phuongnguyen-hb4wj 2 місяці тому +79

    i have a strong case of deja vu here
    have i been here before?

    • @roadent217
      @roadent217 2 місяці тому +8

      have i been **in this time* before?

    • @roadent217
      @roadent217 2 місяці тому +4

      Higher on the beat
      And I know it's a place to go

    • @seanfinch7856
      @seanfinch7856 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@roadent217
      CALLING YOU!

    • @r0de
      @r0de 2 місяці тому +2

      The Tides
      The Waves...
      Find yourself, starting back

  • @WingMaster562
    @WingMaster562 2 місяці тому +19

    Gonna meta hard and rewatch all of Sseth's videos.

    • @ifrough4777
      @ifrough4777 2 місяці тому +3

      Indeed. Liked your own comment

  • @thiqqy
    @thiqqy 2 місяці тому +2

    Granted, I've been drinking, heavily, but my jaw was dropped for the last entire three minutes of this video. The most absurd things I've ever seen. I've never played a single game in the series but I think Earth Defense Force is a contender for best video game IP to ever exist, and RGG just announced a pirate themed Majima game, so that means a lot.

  • @daigensui
    @daigensui 2 місяці тому +15

    The game really gets some amazing hits in when you've also played 5 and remember certain details.
    For example one of the early missions has you fight the Kaiju Erginus and he runs off after a while to an area another operation is going on, You were in that operation in 5 that he's about to crash uninvited.

  • @todo9633
    @todo9633 2 місяці тому +172

    Earth Defense Force had epileptic seizures so Helldivers 2 could run.