Cast it at weddings *Eldritch Blast* Funerals *Eldritch Blast* Beach parties *Eldritch Blast* Or you can just cast it randomly because the party is taking 5 hours to buy a single dagger from the shopkeeper and you're bored *Eldritch Blast*
i mean jocats content originated ON this kind of stuff say DnD and other such things so no suprise here. also it is cute little gobbo i dont think anyone WOULD be willing to such a thing with gobbo. as who would get gobbo bloody unless he did some hunting for food. (though the only blood likly end up as fish anyway because gobbo does have a hard time with anything not fish related thats also not stationary
The "Meow" bit really got me because of Gobbo looking back at the page after every "meow" as if he's having to double-check if it's really another Meow that he has to read. also the combination of "Father, I crave violence" immediately followed by "Eldritch Blast" cracked me up.
After reading this comment I watched carefully and figured it out - Gobbo is programmed to look at the page whenever there's punctuation, like a period, comma, etc.
I saw a Tumblr post the other day about the idea of a warlock patron that was a hivemind, but then interpreted this as twitch chat. Whether or not it was actually played in a game I'm not sure (it sounds REALLY hard to roleplay, maybe not impossible though) but the idea seemed neat enough, and at the very least "hivemind patron" is somewhere in my list of ideas now.
Gobbo: "Father, imma say a swear." **stands up, puffs out chest, bends knees, clears his throat** Gobbo: "Crap." **sits down politely** Gobbo: "That is all. Can I haffa cookie now?" (This is the cutest thing I've evar seen, and I love it.)
Chris Pratt had a similar story. Was fishing with his kid and the little guy reeled in a fish and was trying to unhook it. Fish did fish things and flopped out of the boat. Kid said he wanted to do a swear, which was ok when fishing. “Stupid stupid fish” Oh that adora- “That fish is a pussy” THATS MY BOY!
@@sanga1380 To be fair, Eldritch Blast is a Warlock cantrip, while Fireball is a Sorcerer/Wizard level 3 spell so that tracks. Even if Gobbo is a filthy multi-classer, he is still only level 2. (source: just trust me bro)
@@HazeEmry In the game Final Fantasy 14, a game that Jocat and a majority of his fanbase is well known for playing and making content about, there is a cutscene in which the major antagonist of the early game delivers his big motivational monologue after randomly superhero-landing in front of you and starting off his speech with these exact same words. Not only does said speech contain several elements which have since been memed into the ground by the community, the cutscene in which it happens is also infamous for being one of the few in the entire game that is entirely unskipable, not to mention it is at least 5 minutes long. As it is also part of a dungeon that rewards you with a large quantity of ingame currency and EXP once per day, it is naturally run quite often, much to the headache of everyone involved.
@@nephilima3956 thank you so much for the full explanation. I figured someone would just direct me somewhere else or just meme on me 😭 really appreciate it, my guy. I'm gonna try and look for the cutscene now
When I see this feature it turns the chat to chaotic evil (like Failboat or Frostprime) or chaotic neutral (like DougDoug). This is the first-time I saw is as chaotic good.
The chatter who started Gaius’ monologue from ARR is a true genius. Just hearing gobbo go “tell me… for whom do you fight?” Brought back instant memories of the many times I’ve had to sit through that dialogue
"Father, for whom do you fight for?" You could see the flash in his eyes as the music swelled, as the memories returned. For whom do you fight for, indeed
1:33 JoCat being "just some guy", yet also being perfectly wholesome and without a shred of toxic masculinity is what made him such a great role model.
2:18 - 2:29 This series of events always cracks me up. “Gobbo demands cookies” “Gobbo gets all the cookies now” “Mmmm” “Cookie” “Gemme a cookie” “Father I crave violence” “ELDRITCH BLAST” Gobbo wants cookies and is willing to commit terrible acts of violence for them.
I really want to see a D&D campaign with Gobbo, Jocat, and JoCrap in a party. With Gobbo being the tank, Jocrap as the ripped but squishy mage, and Jocat as the bard.
I like to imagine Gobbo only knows key words. Like they can only read Nouns. So if they read the sentence "Don't give Sally peanuts, for she's allergic." They immediately go to fetch peanuts for Sally, because that's the only word they know besides the many times mentioning Sally.
There's a streamer who goes by the name of Lolotus I believe. She has a pet as well. BUT not only can you make the pet speak but the pet has an ai that learns and can talk on it's own. very cool stuff and entertaining. her pet is really sassy and sometimes out of pocket and rude and it's a fun time
love to see my freind Miss Jackie in this, i am sure she will be delighted to see herself in this video and having been a inspiration to you Jocat. Thanks for all the laughs.
I’d like a Jocrap intro introduction where he come from the ceiling and he’s absolutely towering over everyone as a complete and absolute unit. That’s be absolutely amazing and when he leaves, he just walks through the background and creates a wall in the background with the screen shaking. Love your content Jo cat! Been watching ever since I found the crap guides
Aww, this video is pure sweetness, I might have gotten a sugar rush almost as high as that one Gobbo got from all those cookies ^^ Got quite a few chuckles, but the Gaius speech probably cracked me up the most xD
Words cannot describe how utterly fucking adorable this is. I looked over at my Gobbo plush sitting on my shelf (protecting my bags of dice when they are not in use) and smiled.
The best part was Gobbo doing the "Meow. Meow. Meow." and looking back at the scroll in between each one. Just gotta check to make sure you're reading it right! Meow.
Really appreciate you putting that cursed track on as Gobbo began to quote Gaius' Praetorium speech. Gave me a good chuckle that. Keep being amazing! And trans rights
Hey JoCat. Gotta say that I use a streaming Familiar with this soft & stuff thanks to this video. And my viewers have been using it and enjoying it! So big thank you! You wholesome person you!
those little chat controled side-kick critters are by far the greatest blessing on the internet. Be it Miss Jackie's Chatcat, JoCat's Gobbo, or anything of the sort. I can watch those clips all day!
2:27 "Eldritch BLAST" Gobbo is a warlock confirmed, albeit a lower level one (I'm looking forward to higher level booyahgcasting, particularly Fireball).
This is so unexpectedly wholesome! I guess because you probs cut out any non-wholesome messages from chat. But also, aaaaaaahhhhhh strem Gobbo so cute I just wanna squish them!
Gobbo warlock with an eldritch abomination patron demanding tribute in the form of baked confections?... Truly witnessing horrors beyond human imagination. xD
technology is incredible -R
You know what's under-rated? Abusing forces beyond all possable human understanding to do mundane stuff!
oh, hey guys, fancy seein ya here.
Smol feller
Gobbos gone wild!
"Father, I crave violence. Eldritch blast"
I cracked up so much at that some one any one make that a meme!!!
FR HAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
"Look up to gobbo as a role model."
Failboat chat be like
2:25
"Father I crave violence." Followed by "Eldritch blast" was the best part of the video. Had me in stitches.
Cast it at weddings
*Eldritch Blast*
Funerals
*Eldritch Blast*
Beach parties
*Eldritch Blast*
Or you can just cast it randomly because the party is taking 5 hours to buy a single dagger from the shopkeeper and you're bored
*Eldritch Blast*
Or incorporate it into a massive rifle by way of the party artificer and never use another spell again
I was waiting for gobbo to say some truly diabolical sh*t.
I'm happy that this was so wholesome
Gobbo: "Vaporeon is..."
JoCat: "Stream's cancelled."
What do you mean wholesome? The baby said heck and crap! The baddest of the bad words, he needs to be careful or he may get timeout...
Its always fascinating to see what different chats do when given the ability to speak.
I'm guessing that 1) Jo's chat is pretty chill and wholesome anyway, and 2) the mods probably have a very strict filter going for TTS.
It isn't DougDoug chat, do not be worried
Gobbo needs at least 14 cookies a day i know that for sure
you forgot several zeros
@@jasonmiller2379 oh yeah true
Any less and they magically learn fireball
you wish diabetes on poor gobbo
But I can only count til 5
Once I reached "FATHER I CRAVE VIOLENCE" I just started uncontrollably laughing
Followed by ELDRITCH BLAST
"ELDRITCH BLAST"
I was thinking, Gobbo must be playing Dark Urge as well.
@@erikrasmussen7953 how many do you have + early access?
I have 100h
Gobbo saying "Deez nuts." Is a close second.
Seeing how chat stays in character and doesn't just spam around is amazing. Really goes to show how much roleplay is valued in the community
Meow.
"Kinda makes you wanna play saxophone, huh?"
@@TheMrCarnification ddoo do do do
Gobbo's character was gentrified because Jo raised all the prices
i mean jocats content originated ON this kind of stuff say DnD and other such things so no suprise here. also it is cute little gobbo i dont think anyone WOULD be willing to such a thing with gobbo. as who would get gobbo bloody unless he did some hunting for food. (though the only blood likly end up as fish anyway because gobbo does have a hard time with anything not fish related thats also not stationary
The "Meow" bit really got me because of Gobbo looking back at the page after every "meow" as if he's having to double-check if it's really another Meow that he has to read.
also the combination of "Father, I crave violence" immediately followed by "Eldritch Blast" cracked me up.
After reading this comment I watched carefully and figured it out - Gobbo is programmed to look at the page whenever there's punctuation, like a period, comma, etc.
Mine was "Gobbos rise up and redel", then "Deez Nuts"
This chat is so much more wholesome than other channels I've seen do this. Might try to catch a stream because of this.
couldn't agree more. ive never seen such a wholesome chat
we'll fix that next time
Yeah like Do-double-g, Doug Doug.
Well they say the chat reflects the streamer and I’ve only ever seen JoCat being wholesome.
Or mr frost prime
Is gobbo a warlock now? Would chat be his patron?
I mean, chat is just as incomprehensible and possibly malevolent as an Eldritch entity, so I'd say it counts
@@Spiritnick we are the embodiment of Shabbith-Ka
Of course, the cookie of the void. The lord of all baked goods of yore. The entity of the scouts. The enemy of all doggo.
Nah Gobbo is our patron.
I saw a Tumblr post the other day about the idea of a warlock patron that was a hivemind, but then interpreted this as twitch chat. Whether or not it was actually played in a game I'm not sure (it sounds REALLY hard to roleplay, maybe not impossible though) but the idea seemed neat enough, and at the very least "hivemind patron" is somewhere in my list of ideas now.
Gobbo: "Father, imma say a swear."
**stands up, puffs out chest, bends knees, clears his throat**
Gobbo: "Crap."
**sits down politely**
Gobbo: "That is all. Can I haffa cookie now?"
(This is the cutest thing I've evar seen, and I love it.)
At least gobbo didn't say heck.
Chris Pratt had a similar story. Was fishing with his kid and the little guy reeled in a fish and was trying to unhook it. Fish did fish things and flopped out of the boat. Kid said he wanted to do a swear, which was ok when fishing.
“Stupid stupid fish”
Oh that adora-
“That fish is a pussy”
THATS MY BOY!
* receives cookie *
**ELDRITCH BLAST**
@@ChipDrewPoghe knows eldritch blast but not fireball. . .
@@sanga1380 To be fair, Eldritch Blast is a Warlock cantrip, while Fireball is a Sorcerer/Wizard level 3 spell so that tracks. Even if Gobbo is a filthy multi-classer, he is still only level 2.
(source: just trust me bro)
"Father, I crave violence."
"Eldritch Blast!"
10/10 all round. Gobbo must be protected.
90% of chat had violent PTSD as soon as Gobbo uttered "Tell me"
All that creeping mendacity really gets to you
I just ordered some a Garlean Soup with such vegetation and garlic lahabread on the side. Want some?
May I ask what's the reference?
@@HazeEmry In the game Final Fantasy 14, a game that Jocat and a majority of his fanbase is well known for playing and making content about, there is a cutscene in which the major antagonist of the early game delivers his big motivational monologue after randomly superhero-landing in front of you and starting off his speech with these exact same words. Not only does said speech contain several elements which have since been memed into the ground by the community, the cutscene in which it happens is also infamous for being one of the few in the entire game that is entirely unskipable, not to mention it is at least 5 minutes long. As it is also part of a dungeon that rewards you with a large quantity of ingame currency and EXP once per day, it is naturally run quite often, much to the headache of everyone involved.
@@nephilima3956 thank you so much for the full explanation. I figured someone would just direct me somewhere else or just meme on me 😭 really appreciate it, my guy. I'm gonna try and look for the cutscene now
I love how this is basically a commercial for how wholesome your chat is
Wholesome, huh...
"Father, I crave violence."
When I see this feature it turns the chat to chaotic evil (like Failboat or Frostprime) or chaotic neutral (like DougDoug). This is the first-time I saw is as chaotic good.
Or collective murderers of a family of four (PointCrow)
ya jocat is the rare chaotic good chat.
@@lechking941watching pointcrow's chat is my favorite thing to do when burying the bodies of a family of four
What would a lawful chat even look like
@@ultimaterecoil1136 Wholesome and kind. Simple as that.
The chatter who started Gaius’ monologue from ARR is a true genius. Just hearing gobbo go “tell me… for whom do you fight?” Brought back instant memories of the many times I’ve had to sit through that dialogue
And Gobbo actually said "How very glib," making him better than actual MSQ now.
I just ordered some a Garlean Soup with such vegetation and garlic lahabread on the side. Want some?
@@Samyueru328 yeah I’ll try a bit, what all does it have in it
@@Achridian A lot of dialogue, floating pcs in cs, and repetitive fighting sequences that add that lovely metallic taste
Making donations being spoken by a "real" being instead of disemobdied voice is a genius idea.
Is your profile Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force on Kirby, or is it J. Jonah Jameson on Kirby?
yes@@hunterbennett757
Carlby@@hunterbennett757
Petition to have occasional Gobbo clip compilations, smol green friend is amazing
Seconded!!!
Third
Fourthed
Fifthed
Sixth
"Father, for whom do you fight for?"
You could see the flash in his eyes as the music swelled, as the memories returned.
For whom do you fight for, indeed
I just ordered some a Garlean Soup with such vegetation and garlic lahabread on the side. Want some?
You need to limit Gobbo's intake of cookies or they'll go completely hyperactive and FERAL and start casting Eldritch Blast on loop. XD
Finally we Gobbos have a voice in the Jo-topia.
The Jocat cinematic universe.
"father, i crave violence. Eldritch Blast!" i was laughing my ass off XD
The eldritch blast murdered me.
Literally I cannot find my pulse.
*Picks it up*
Think ya dropped this, mate.
@@link113gamingUnderrated reply
Being sleep deprived, this video feels like my last three braincells fighting for dear life and I am here for it.
That feels like JoCrap in a nutshell, and I am here for it
1:33 JoCat being "just some guy", yet also being perfectly wholesome and without a shred of toxic masculinity is what made him such a great role model.
Justice will be Served by Goblin a Little Green Man:3
Justice is his latest cookie recipe.
"I set Gobbo into attack position, and attack your life points directly" 😂
Gobbo casting Eldritch Blast sent me
Edit: JoCat saying, "reading is fundamental" immediately made me think of Paris is Burning
I love that you actually gave Jackie gave Jackie credit! A lot of people started using chat mascots but Jackie was really the first to do it
I must have missed this stream but had I been there I would have had gobbo say "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!!"
I saw "Blood for the Blood God!" and got a flashback of Technoblade's chat. R.I.P. o7👑🐷
milk for the khorne flakes
"Gobbo's gender is undefined, but they still radiate Giga Chad Energy.
Can has cheese?"
THIS QUOTE
This chat is amazing, i cant even fathom how bad it could be in a toxic community
The rapid escalation from "Cookie, give me cookie" to "Father, I crave violence. Eldritch blast!" killed me xP
2:18 - 2:29
This series of events always cracks me up.
“Gobbo demands cookies”
“Gobbo gets all the cookies now”
“Mmmm”
“Cookie”
“Gemme a cookie”
“Father I crave violence”
“ELDRITCH BLAST”
Gobbo wants cookies and is willing to commit terrible acts of violence for them.
Appreciate the credit in the video so much! Thank you again for the love! Great video as always!
I really want to see a D&D campaign with Gobbo, Jocat, and JoCrap in a party. With Gobbo being the tank, Jocrap as the ripped but squishy mage, and Jocat as the bard.
I'm supposed to be asleep, but I'm having too much fun laughing at this
The editing on this was very good. The eldritch blast noise and the Yugioh life point counter in particular got me good.
1:56 And the Gobbo goes GOBLIN MODE~
4:11 Literally made me set my phone down to laugh at the brilliancy of this pun haha.
I love Miss Jackie and Chat Cat, glad to see more people be introduced to her streams, her chat is so funny through Chat CAt
I discovered them through WhiskyDingo's streams (and Goob XD). The only thing is she makes me want coffee at 11 o clock at night lol.
I like to imagine Gobbo only knows key words. Like they can only read Nouns. So if they read the sentence "Don't give Sally peanuts, for she's allergic." They immediately go to fetch peanuts for Sally, because that's the only word they know besides the many times mentioning Sally.
There's a streamer who goes by the name of Lolotus I believe. She has a pet as well. BUT not only can you make the pet speak but the pet has an ai that learns and can talk on it's own. very cool stuff and entertaining. her pet is really sassy and sometimes out of pocket and rude and it's a fun time
Didn't we learn from 4Chan not to train AI on the internet? Unless it's JoCat's stream
love to see my freind Miss Jackie in this, i am sure she will be delighted to see herself in this video and having been a inspiration to you Jocat. Thanks for all the laughs.
"Father, I crave violence" lives rent free in my head I swear lmao
I like the idea that the lower the cost is for making Gobbo talk, it just makes Gobbo more and more open to suggestion.
Comparing this to when dougdoug’s chat had control of Melina makes Jo’s chat look like saints
2:25 my reaction when I heard what happened to you JoCat. I respect your decision, but your departure will leave this place a whole lot dimmer.
And now he's back
I’d like a Jocrap intro introduction where he come from the ceiling and he’s absolutely towering over everyone as a complete and absolute unit. That’s be absolutely amazing and when he leaves, he just walks through the background and creates a wall in the background with the screen shaking. Love your content Jo cat! Been watching ever since I found the crap guides
I love the little edits, like the Eldritch Blast or the life points ticking down. Also such wholesome chat!
Gobbo is steadily becoming more and more glorious and they were precious right out of the gate.
We didn't deserve the precious purity that was JoCat.
Using Gobbo to make jokes is the best thing ever 😊
"Use Gobbo as a role model"
Gobbo hardly a minute later: ELDRITCH BLAST
Aww, this video is pure sweetness, I might have gotten a sugar rush almost as high as that one Gobbo got from all those cookies ^^
Got quite a few chuckles, but the Gaius speech probably cracked me up the most xD
I do not know this Gaius of whom you speak, that was Gobbo van Baelsar.
Just goes to show, no matter how old & jaded you become, even the simplest, smallest (& greenest) things can make you smile!
I've been rewatching this almost all morning. It is exactly the dopamine I need this morning. Thank you, so much!
This was a mistake on so many levels but this lil mistake will be chats greatest gift XD
Words cannot describe how utterly fucking adorable this is.
I looked over at my Gobbo plush sitting on my shelf (protecting my bags of dice when they are not in use) and smiled.
This was the first video of yours I ever saw, gonna miss you JoCat
Jackie's Cat: Demands violence
Gobbo: Demands cookie
Anytime someone does this chat to voice thing, “Father/Mother, I crave violence,” is always funny
I love the fact that for a bit you basically gave chat free rein of Gobbo and they kept it wholesome
Can we take a second to appreciate how Jo's eldritch blast effect is just... It's so great, i still don't have the words
The best part was Gobbo doing the "Meow. Meow. Meow." and looking back at the scroll in between each one. Just gotta check to make sure you're reading it right!
Meow.
Screw this chat, I lost it when this effing gobbo asked “…For whom do you fight?”
This chat compared to frost primes is very goddam wholesome
Jo meowing back at Gobbo was peak cat behavior
Really appreciate you putting that cursed track on as Gobbo began to quote Gaius' Praetorium speech. Gave me a good chuckle that. Keep being amazing!
And trans rights
I just ordered some a Garlean Soup with such vegetation and garlic lahabread on the side. Want some?
this did not go nearly as badly as i would've thought
Happy to see you and your community having fun with it! The world needs more chat mascots!
Every so often I come back and watch this video because it never fails to make me happy.
Same man
“I’m gonna regret this aren’t I?” A moment every streamer and DM has had at least once Lmao 🤣
Hey JoCat. Gotta say that I use a streaming Familiar with this soft & stuff thanks to this video. And my viewers have been using it and enjoying it! So big thank you! You wholesome person you!
"I want a cookie." "Father, I crave violence."
Gobbo's been alive 5 minutes and is already a Takodachi.
Considering how off the rails this could have gotten. That was pretty tame and wholesome for the most part.
jocat is well worth being a rolemodel
those little chat controled side-kick critters are by far the greatest blessing on the internet. Be it Miss Jackie's Chatcat, JoCat's Gobbo, or anything of the sort. I can watch those clips all day!
3:13 I think i just realized gobbo quote’s a lumo from super mario movie in this video 😅
I’d love to hear gobbo say: “the time for talk has passed, the lord’s work must be done” lol
Nobody:
Gobbo at the end there: "THE FEAR WITHIN ME IS GREATER THAN ANYTHING YOUR SOUL CAN MAKE. YOU CANNOT KILL ME IN A WAY THAT MATTERS."
Eldrich blast was the best part and you can't convince me otherwise
2:27 "Eldritch BLAST" Gobbo is a warlock confirmed, albeit a lower level one (I'm looking forward to higher level booyahgcasting, particularly Fireball).
"Father I crave violence. Eldritch Blast." puts me in actual tears every time but "Deez Nuts" is pretty high up there too.
2:50
Ah yes, Gobbo van Baelsar-
How very glob.
Really sad we wont get any more banger moments like this.
Good news - Gobbo and Jo are back!
@@FenrirAldebrand YEAH I KNOW
This is so unexpectedly wholesome! I guess because you probs cut out any non-wholesome messages from chat. But also, aaaaaaahhhhhh strem Gobbo so cute I just wanna squish them!
Gobbo is canonically a warlock, his Eldritch BLAsnasdjhaST worked!
please come back father we miss you
God fucking bless you for crediting Jackie, she’s a wonderful creator and deserves one million billion subscribers
"I think you might need to make it more expensive" - the gobo experience
Gobbo warlock with an eldritch abomination patron demanding tribute in the form of baked confections?... Truly witnessing horrors beyond human imagination. xD
I watched this with my own gobbo in my lap. He liked it, and so did I.
3:43 Watching JoCat V-Character die inside like him in real life was priceless
I spotted a vicksyLurk in chat at 0:32. For some reason this excites me.
I had heard of this, and finally found it... omg this was great. Gobbo, we love ya, speak more often little friend!
I died laughing at this - especially once Gaius' monologue started xD
This was amazing and we need gobbo clips on youtube from now on.
Yay. I got gobbo original second edition. Cost a bucket load, cause Australia. Not a single drop of regret :P
I got it too because I missed the original run. I'll display him when I get around to cleaning more space.
My excitement is umeasurable and my day is blessed, thank you JoCat and Gobbo :D