Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Scrolls?

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @Ixarus6713
    @Ixarus6713 4 роки тому +5243

    I just collect scrolls. I think: "I'll probably use these at some point!" And like potions, I always end up with hundreds.

    • @sailor5853
      @sailor5853 4 роки тому +666

      "Why am I burdened up? I don't have anything besides potions, scrolls and alchemic ingredients."

    • @Ixarus6713
      @Ixarus6713 4 роки тому +260

      @@sailor5853 THAT'S HOW THEY GET YOU!

    • @TetsuRiken
      @TetsuRiken 4 роки тому +152

      I just sell them because I never use them because they are useless

    • @SvenTviking
      @SvenTviking 4 роки тому +71

      Sell them! They take like 10 seconds delay to fire off and you’ve been killed by then

    • @Sniperbear13
      @Sniperbear13 4 роки тому +18

      i never really do mage builds so i never bother with Scrolls.

  • @StinkyDooDooHead
    @StinkyDooDooHead 11 місяців тому +388

    0:51 god this clip is so much sadder now...

    • @kobetall8973
      @kobetall8973 10 місяців тому +16

      Honestly.

    • @goose1069
      @goose1069 10 місяців тому +40

      for real. rest easy paul.

    • @farhansaber9330
      @farhansaber9330 10 місяців тому +14

      R.i.p mitten man!

    • @survivalsamuel
      @survivalsamuel 9 місяців тому +30

      The saddest thing is, he probably knew it was what was going to kill him he just didn't know when

    • @Alex-jw8my
      @Alex-jw8my 8 місяців тому +7

      Yeah that hurt my heart

  • @yuuieafk8633
    @yuuieafk8633 4 роки тому +454

    "But it wasn't going to be easy, or fun, or family friendly."
    Literally every video for him.

  • @draven4897
    @draven4897 4 роки тому +1405

    "can you beat skyrim with only scrolls"
    Oh you mean the item I keep in my invintory and never use

    • @avacadolanche5025
      @avacadolanche5025 3 роки тому +72

      Even if you’re a two handed player you need that random scroll *juuuuust* in case

    • @nightfall1826
      @nightfall1826 3 роки тому +14

      I always sell them.

    • @axeyouaquestion
      @axeyouaquestion 3 роки тому +85

      "not yet"
      "it's the final boss!"
      "NOT.YET!"

    • @orangeismyfavoritecolor
      @orangeismyfavoritecolor 3 роки тому +2

      Sometimes I use them after I remember that I have them, but only when I’m in a pinch

    • @hartianx1698
      @hartianx1698 3 роки тому +10

      I forget I have them until I search my inventory to figure out what I can drop to make more room, then I immediately forget about them again.

  • @Philliam_Anselmo
    @Philliam_Anselmo 4 роки тому +686

    “Meanwhile at the Hoover dam offices” I love catching the little things from mitten squad

  • @kaballfs
    @kaballfs 4 роки тому +569

    The "phase through plates" glitch requires SPEED. The faster you're running, the higher the success chance, if you use, for instance, whirlwind sprint into it, it will almost always work, but, usually, sprinting is enough, walking and simple running will almost always fail.

    • @sorry8481
      @sorry8481 4 роки тому +19

      I use it every time to beat that terrible section

    • @linhardtvonhevring805
      @linhardtvonhevring805 4 роки тому +17

      @@sorry8481 I use it to get the black guard armor for free anytime I make a thief

    • @kaballfs
      @kaballfs 4 роки тому +7

      @King_nathaniel979 I think the bucket is best one, but in general speed in important.

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 4 роки тому +6

      Thank you for informing me why I always failed it. (Most of the time I walked or ran without really building up speed)

    • @sorry8481
      @sorry8481 4 роки тому +2

      @@linhardtvonhevring805 from where? I usually just start the dark brotherhood questline to get sneak based stuff

  • @nickdrown3035
    @nickdrown3035 4 роки тому +1050

    “Pompeii aftermath cosplay” deserves way more credit.

    • @jackadamsdaniels6719
      @jackadamsdaniels6719 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah wtf man 😂

    • @shirasplukioxd7155
      @shirasplukioxd7155 4 роки тому

      Literally I laughed so hard that the neighbors come to my house to ask if I was ok ...

    • @riotclan6110
      @riotclan6110 4 роки тому

      I feel like alot of things he says deserves more credit

    • @shirasplukioxd7155
      @shirasplukioxd7155 4 роки тому

      RIOT CLAN Yeah xd

    • @shirasplukioxd7155
      @shirasplukioxd7155 4 роки тому

      Soiled Rubber Glove Lmaooo , it’s actually funny , don’t worry , you are not a dipshit , and if you are ... I am a Dipshit too xd

  • @grainassault4844
    @grainassault4844 4 роки тому +245

    I would have used fireball instead of firestorm. You can equip it in just your first hand allowing you to use healing or punching in the other whenever you need to, it's a little bit more precise, so you won't always kill your follower, and you can rapidfire it at a far away enemy until they're dead.

  • @seraphtheowl2902
    @seraphtheowl2902 4 роки тому +3400

    "Not used quite as frequently". Bro, Ive never used a scroll. Only saw them as coin

    • @skarlettsapphire4065
      @skarlettsapphire4065 4 роки тому +53

      same

    • @slayersprayer9661
      @slayersprayer9661 4 роки тому +120

      I used them for bosses mainly on legendary diff lmao

    • @lonerm3rk180
      @lonerm3rk180 4 роки тому +39

      Yeah same, I just picked them up to sell them

    • @Happafisch
      @Happafisch 4 роки тому +75

      So you never did J'zargo's Quest?

    • @canaldecasta
      @canaldecasta 4 роки тому +41

      The fireball scroll before the Spider in bleak falls

  • @jimbojones8124
    @jimbojones8124 4 роки тому +307

    You sounded much happier than usual at the end of the video when you said “have a wonderful day” which makes me happy and I will have a wonderful day

  • @claytonmiller3345
    @claytonmiller3345 4 роки тому +982

    I’d love to see a “Can you beat Skyrim by only reverse pickpocketing poison?”

    • @wickedbutterfly5201
      @wickedbutterfly5201 4 роки тому +174

      As somebody who unronically plays like that with one of their characters, yes and no because you can't kill anything without pockets

    • @doublesalopetoimcre
      @doublesalopetoimcre 4 роки тому +50

      @@wickedbutterfly5201 yapp wildlife, dragons, undead... so basically you only allowed to kill npcs and bandits.

    • @solumlupus9018
      @solumlupus9018 4 роки тому +67

      @@doublesalopetoimcre You can reverse pickpocket a frenzy potion to lure people into helping you in fights

    • @rebelwolf772
      @rebelwolf772 4 роки тому +26

      @@solumlupus9018 that wouldnt work in skulldafen theres no NPCs around and you cant bring any

    • @dogehkiindogeborn5339
      @dogehkiindogeborn5339 4 роки тому +27

      @@solumlupus9018 skuldafn isnt the problem, you can run past it, Alduin is the real problem

  • @localdingus6788
    @localdingus6788 4 роки тому +737

    A wall of magic fire
    webs: pathetic.
    A iron dagger you found on the floor of centuries old crypt
    webs: ow, no, stoooooop.

    • @joh_frm_garfield594
      @joh_frm_garfield594 3 роки тому +13

      The dagger is obviously legendary and enchanted because it's in a crypt duh

    • @abrahamwashington8579
      @abrahamwashington8579 3 роки тому +15

      Lol you shoulda put more enthusiasm into the comment. I feel as if the webs are being sarcastic with the iron dagger

    • @leeman27534
      @leeman27534 2 роки тому +6

      it's the usual computer idiocy.
      there's only so many things you can plan out so inevitably some shit slips through the cracks.

    • @numbersbubble
      @numbersbubble 2 роки тому +4

      Also werewolf attacks can't break webs

    • @zer0deaths862
      @zer0deaths862 2 роки тому +4

      *STAAAAAAHP!*

  • @amorphoussolid8512
    @amorphoussolid8512 4 роки тому +1603

    As I was lowered into my grave the celebrating onlookers heard me say "this is where the real game begins"

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 4 роки тому +51

      And then that’s where the real game began.

    • @crablion847
      @crablion847 4 роки тому +39

      Chapter 10: Where the real game begins

    • @JustAKomiFan
      @JustAKomiFan 4 роки тому +11

      Me IM BOUT TO EAT DOS WHOLE Pizza
      Stomach thanks but reconsider

    • @bmthbathwater7765
      @bmthbathwater7765 4 роки тому +2

      What

    • @derpfacedargon9316
      @derpfacedargon9316 3 роки тому +1

      @@JustAKomiFan r/ihadastroke

  • @basvanheumen4231
    @basvanheumen4231 4 роки тому +1445

    Now we're waiting for the kahjiit challenge: "Can you beat Skyrim while continuously being high on skooma?" And also, "Can you beat Skyrim by only shield-bashing?"

    • @stormbornapostle5188
      @stormbornapostle5188 4 роки тому +72

      Don't remember if it was Mittens or someone else, but someone did a "pacifist run" (meaning the game doesn't consider your kills to actually be your kills...) by using the Targe of the Blooded (inflicts bleeding damage with a shield bash) and stamina-regenerating food (allowing infinite shield bashing) to beat the game. So definitely possible.

    • @blitzie66
      @blitzie66 4 роки тому +40

      Stormborn Apostle ymfah

    • @inserisciunnome
      @inserisciunnome 4 роки тому +7

      Ah, the for Honor experience all over again.

    • @theuncanny4916
      @theuncanny4916 4 роки тому +5

      Can you beat skyrim by only allowing companion attacks.(player never attacks, can heal companion only). That would be an interesting experience.

    • @yato7630
      @yato7630 4 роки тому +12

      @@theuncanny4916 sounds too boring and im pretty sure its already been done.

  • @seancraine6703
    @seancraine6703 4 роки тому +812

    You should treat the Paarthurnax fire breath like the cockroach in the beginning of fallout 3. The game forces you to do it.

    • @magicmanscott40k
      @magicmanscott40k 2 роки тому +15

      Yeah

    • @Wulfjager
      @Wulfjager 2 роки тому

      Well all it does is give him a boner so I wouldn't even consider it an attack, even if objectively it is

    • @buttertoasties
      @buttertoasties Рік тому +6

      Not only that but it doesn’t even kill him

    • @Xippone2093
      @Xippone2093 Рік тому +1

      But the game doesn’t force you this time…

    • @KeithElliott-zd8cx
      @KeithElliott-zd8cx 3 місяці тому

      @@Xippone2093 yes. yes it does.

  • @ModernDayMinuteman
    @ModernDayMinuteman 3 місяці тому +22

    I wish we could see the adventures you're having now, Paul. Things aren't the same without your humor. We're all waiting for the real game to begin, you just got to play it first. Rest easy.

  • @allmightycatmatt8549
    @allmightycatmatt8549 4 роки тому +775

    “Get up close and personal with an axe”
    *viking music intensifies*

    • @k3rt244
      @k3rt244 4 роки тому +3

      @Masooma Batool i feel betrayed

    • @jasonjamesstewart8025
      @jasonjamesstewart8025 4 роки тому +3

      AzureSkull me to but I haven’t vibe that hard in a long time nobody say what the link is so that people have click it to find out

    • @spiritwildfiregaming1975
      @spiritwildfiregaming1975 4 роки тому +3

      @Masooma Batool I feel ashamed of myself for falling about it. I'll grind in a game until I'm over it. With an axe.

    • @Seallussus
      @Seallussus 4 роки тому +1

      Amon Amarth has entered the chat

    • @hateprophet6093
      @hateprophet6093 4 роки тому +1

      @@Seallussus Comment I was looking for, mate.

  • @Poison_Jam
    @Poison_Jam 4 роки тому +392

    2:04
    "The first piece of the puzzle was caps."
    *Got Fallout on the brain eh?*

    • @gabrielarkangelo
      @gabrielarkangelo 4 роки тому +11

      Sometimes he does crossover jokes.. this channel in pretty much Fallout and Skyrim with a few exceptions.

    • @joshweed123
      @joshweed123 4 роки тому +5

      All money are caps to me 😭😂

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 4 роки тому

      I thought he said so

    • @behindthepie9430
      @behindthepie9430 4 роки тому

      no cap

    • @memerman2.093
      @memerman2.093 4 роки тому

      Josh O'callaghan yip

  • @itsdamemes2512
    @itsdamemes2512 4 роки тому +211

    You bless us with another elder scrolls vid in our time of need

  • @themichaelconnor42
    @themichaelconnor42 4 роки тому +2810

    I know he said scrolls.
    I know I read the word as "scrolls."
    I know we're talking about scrolls.
    And yet, somehow, I swear I heard him ask, "Can you beat Skyrim by using only squirrels?"
    And now I need to know.

    • @SuperSayianWarrior
      @SuperSayianWarrior 4 роки тому +47

      I mean, a certain helmet wearing Silver ranker with a very unhealthy obsession with killing Green skin creatures who (species)nate everything they touch and lie constantly wanted paid for a “magic squirrel” soooooooo

    • @erenyeager3829
      @erenyeager3829 4 роки тому +18

      I heard him say squirrels too it's not a mistake

    • @maktub2994
      @maktub2994 4 роки тому +15

      You ruined this for me lol

    • @lee-jj1js
      @lee-jj1js 3 роки тому +10

      Na man magic squirrels are for killing gawblins filthy giant gawblins or little itty bitty gawblins its all the same

    • @SStarry_Days
      @SStarry_Days 3 роки тому +6

      “Squirrels can be found roaming the country side”
      “You don’t want rare squirrels”

  • @Sword_Man_YT
    @Sword_Man_YT 4 роки тому +715

    "If you've seen my videos, you know that I don't make exaggerations."
    Of course not! We can definitely trust you!

    • @SalvageET
      @SalvageET 4 роки тому +25

      This is where the real game begins

    • @Br0Dud3
      @Br0Dud3 4 роки тому +2

      Cheemsburbger
      God damn it, beat me to it

    • @d3vitron779
      @d3vitron779 4 роки тому +1

      This is where the real trust begins you know?

  • @markwilson7372
    @markwilson7372 4 роки тому +1910

    “The first part of the problem was caps” are you drinking again bud lol

    • @chibizion
      @chibizion 4 роки тому +195

      Considering the challenges he inflicts on himself, I'd be more worried if he *wasn't* drinking at this point.

    • @localdingus6788
      @localdingus6788 4 роки тому +199

      I hate not having enough caps for stimpacks in Skyrim. Almost as bad as not having enough gold septim’s for healing potions in fallout.

    • @Hotrodel
      @Hotrodel 4 роки тому +24

      @@localdingus6788 i think... somethings wrong

    • @localdingus6788
      @localdingus6788 4 роки тому +38

      @@Hotrodel na it’s all in your head this is how things must be so says the council.

    • @Hotrodel
      @Hotrodel 4 роки тому +19

      @@localdingus6788 so thats why the royal knights are swarming my house

  • @boi4055
    @boi4055 4 роки тому +721

    Me: I’ve never played Skyrim, what’s a scroll?
    Other people: I’ve beaten Skyrim, what’s a scroll?

    • @OhMoonPresence
      @OhMoonPresence 4 роки тому +29

      I’ve played all elder scrolls, da literal fuck is a scroll?

    • @westrim
      @westrim 4 роки тому +52

      A scroll is gold in your pocket.

    • @ntvinh20
      @ntvinh20 4 роки тому

      @@westrim true

    • @thew00dsman79
      @thew00dsman79 4 роки тому +10

      vossler25 The only one that matters is the Scroll of Icarian Flight

    • @insertname1883
      @insertname1883 4 роки тому

      I have collection of scrolls

  • @mkm7251
    @mkm7251 3 роки тому +50

    Love the Scroll of Firestorm. Saved my butt the other day while walking north to Solitude through the marsh when a troll attacked. I was only level 13 and over encumbered (had quite a few enchanted items that needed to be disenchanted, plus about 800 pounds of forsworn gear I was looking to hock.) Anyways, I, panicking at this point because the troll had seen me, had somehow walked behind a tree in such a way that troll got stuck on it when it ran up. I remembered what I read in that troll hunting book I randomly found bumming around, pulled out the scroll, and it freaking annihilated him. One of those “Well,…. I guess that’s that.” moments.

    • @serotonin.scavenger
      @serotonin.scavenger 2 роки тому +7

      Emergent storytelling at it's finest

    • @ava4689
      @ava4689 Рік тому +1

      Buy a house and get a loot chest. That way you can horde your loot like a dragon and yet still be able to move around. Then you should do both the dragon born and dawngaurd questlines. The dawngaurd will allow you to get Arvak a conjurable horse that essentially lets you never be over encumbered again, and dragonborn will allow you to get a summonable shopkeeper with 2000 gold.

  • @OhLadyMeg
    @OhLadyMeg 4 роки тому +267

    I can’t believe you own the Bold and Brash painting.
    Iconic.

    • @123gamelover
      @123gamelover 4 роки тому +27

      More like, belongs in the trash

    • @Justlilmonster
      @Justlilmonster 4 роки тому +8

      he is a man of culture

    • @123gamelover
      @123gamelover 4 роки тому

      Lorde is Our True Lord more like, belongs in the cash

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 4 роки тому +5073

    Why do you hurt yourself like this?

    • @masonthompson9401
      @masonthompson9401 4 роки тому +22

      Love your Vids man

    • @Nightweaver1
      @Nightweaver1 4 роки тому +42

      Because Paul loves us and we love him.

    • @quentin9676
      @quentin9676 4 роки тому +28

      My friend, that is a mystery not even he knows.

    • @unocualqu1era
      @unocualqu1era 4 роки тому +12

      For those sweet sweet views and their ad revenue

    • @MikeRosadoGaming
      @MikeRosadoGaming 4 роки тому +8

      @@Nightweaver1 yes. Yes we do.

  • @Asskill
    @Asskill 4 роки тому +147

    I saw a comment just last night about this challenge and now the madman has gone and done it yet again. I'm proud.

    • @hungryhyena783
      @hungryhyena783 4 роки тому +2

      I was asking him to do this about 3 years ago

  • @theofficialtaylorroachyout6269
    @theofficialtaylorroachyout6269 4 роки тому +625

    I was trying to change the quality and almost reported this for child abuse

    • @thegamerfe8751
      @thegamerfe8751 4 роки тому +51

      Well Todd is technically abusing a child who is Paul with his games, sooo....

    • @mr.c1913
      @mr.c1913 4 роки тому +82

      Weird, I was trying to report this for child abuse, and now my video is 144p

    • @Linguineo
      @Linguineo 4 роки тому +17

      @@mr.c1913 That's how they censor the abusive materials Paul put in.

  • @Insanity0420
    @Insanity0420 4 роки тому +411

    "The first piece of the puzzle was caps." - Mitten 2020 while playing Skyrim

    • @UndeadHavoc1
      @UndeadHavoc1 4 роки тому +2

      I was so confused, and I have you to thank for putting my mind at ease :D

    • @mobilgames9593
      @mobilgames9593 4 роки тому +1

      I thought he said that 😆

    • @ventexovakon2178
      @ventexovakon2178 4 роки тому

      Why didn't we get that mask, man? Why Fromsoft? Why?
      Well I guess it's for the best. Everyone would have been wearing it and it would have devalued it's coolness.

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 4 роки тому

      He plays Skyrim and Fallout so much I just find it a little treat when he switches things like that.

  • @Theweebspariah
    @Theweebspariah 4 роки тому +3071

    Starting to think he's an alcoholic but playing so much bethesda games I would too

    • @GladlyOnXbox
      @GladlyOnXbox 4 роки тому +181

      Drunk Skyrim is the best skyrim

    • @CaaaramelApples
      @CaaaramelApples 4 роки тому +90

      Yannkam 212 you never know how long it has been accumulating though

    • @jackaw1197
      @jackaw1197 4 роки тому +86

      @@CaaaramelApples or if it was shared between multiple people

    • @warlorfisb1686
      @warlorfisb1686 4 роки тому +50

      The reason he sounds this way must be he is always buzzed making these videos

    • @false3695
      @false3695 4 роки тому +51

      He is 100% an alcoholic

  • @e1357
    @e1357 4 роки тому +62

    You could have also used argonian as the race, the hitskin ability comes in clutch a lot.
    A strategy for when using master scrolls, or master level spells in general, is to use Become Ethereal first, then start casting the spell as it only becomes cancelled when the spell is released.

  • @ACEMesa69
    @ACEMesa69 4 роки тому +924

    This is how it has its name “Skyrim: Elder Scrolls”.

    • @DragoniteSpam
      @DragoniteSpam 4 роки тому +19

      Paul is the eldest of the Elder Scrolls.

    • @Kevin-jb2pv
      @Kevin-jb2pv 4 роки тому +20

      Can't wait for Skyrim 2

    • @Emil_Stoltz
      @Emil_Stoltz 4 роки тому +5

      @@Kevin-jb2pv That would technically be skyrim remastered, which there is one for the xbox one and ps4. Now if you mean the elder scrolls 6, Idfk when it comes out.

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 4 роки тому +11

      @@Emil_Stoltz Skyrim ReRemastered.

    • @Thedog-1-
      @Thedog-1- 3 роки тому

      @@Kevin-jb2pv good luck getting that to happen

  • @hamd8375
    @hamd8375 4 роки тому +119

    You are a wicked man, mitten squad, but not even you deserve the suffering you endure. No one deserves this.

  • @bmidtschalint3904
    @bmidtschalint3904 4 роки тому +364

    "Inside the Hoover Dam offices..." that joke is so ironic, it's kinda sad...

    • @rileymccreanor6492
      @rileymccreanor6492 4 роки тому +5

      Why is it sad

    • @bmidtschalint3904
      @bmidtschalint3904 4 роки тому +57

      ​@@rileymccreanor6492 Poor dude did so many "can you beat Fallout: New Vegas" videos, his brain automaticaly switches to the same lines

    • @Noobie2k7
      @Noobie2k7 4 роки тому +44

      @@bmidtschalint3904 He also said caps near the start of the video instead of gold. At around 2:04.

    • @bmidtschalint3904
      @bmidtschalint3904 4 роки тому +31

      @@Noobie2k7 His sanity is fading. Paul is spiraling out of control...

    • @exittierone
      @exittierone 4 роки тому +7

      that isn't irony

  • @theannilators7479
    @theannilators7479 4 роки тому +384

    At this point I legitimately can’t tell if Paul is ironically mispronouncing “Become Etherial” or not

    • @aela-thehuntress361
      @aela-thehuntress361 4 роки тому +19

      Pretty sure it’s an inside joke

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 4 роки тому +13

      Neither could I. All I could do was notice it, get mildly irritated, and just say the way I say it in my head about 10 times.

    • @theannilators7479
      @theannilators7479 4 роки тому +12

      @@aela-thehuntress361 I feel like it was, but now Paul just cant stop and defaults to calling it "Ethal"

    • @brandonheckathorn3270
      @brandonheckathorn3270 4 роки тому +8

      Go back to I believe the no damage olay through, thats where the joke begins. "Become unethical"

    • @TheZohan907
      @TheZohan907 4 роки тому +5

      *Ethereal

  • @notgabriel8624
    @notgabriel8624 10 місяців тому +51

    Rest in peace buddy. Every alcohol joke stings a little harder now..

    • @Justinpitchford
      @Justinpitchford 6 місяців тому +4

      Pa shaw! We all cope. Humor masks pain, and he was hilarious. Don't internalize like that. I hope every alcohol joke makes u think about those u care about who mask their pain to your face in person. Mitten squad was a human like u an me, he's a legend of gaming and humor most people will never even know what he was. You and I get to cope with the all of what he could have done more in a perfect world. I'm happy he had a platform he could flourish on. I pray he has some semblance of how much of a King he was. But at the end of the day he created a great many things the world was able to share in and he ended things on his own terms. He spoiled me with his amazing humor and sensibilities and I'm mad he won't give me more. I pray he's out of pain and Jesus welcomed him with open arms.

  • @themessenger1680
    @themessenger1680 4 роки тому +53

    I just did the thing I always do where I'm like "this is a powerful scroll I need to save it for a fight that's too hard for me" and then when I get it in a really tough fight I'm like "no no this isn't the time for this it has a greater purpose"and then it's in my inventory still when my hours passes 1000

    • @prettygrllswagg
      @prettygrllswagg 4 роки тому +2

      I do that in games all the time

    • @goreobsessed2308
      @goreobsessed2308 4 роки тому +3

      Yep too good to use syndrome I used to do that now I tend to use shit immediately

  • @Maskofanonymity
    @Maskofanonymity 4 роки тому +163

    "You don't want rare. You want medium rare."
    *Hank Hill approves*

    • @Sam-ep2yo
      @Sam-ep2yo 4 роки тому +17

      And if they ask for a Summon Astronach scroll, we politely but firmly ask them to leave.

    • @charlessmith5465
      @charlessmith5465 4 роки тому +1

      Flame scrolls and flame scroll accessories.

  • @zebuldevil5499
    @zebuldevil5499 4 роки тому +249

    Can you beat Skyrim as "Skyrim’s Most Wanted?” Have a large bounty in every hold and not lowering it

    • @SlappedRat
      @SlappedRat 4 роки тому +13

      It is plausible as long as you can calm Delphine. "Oh, you're the last hope for survival? 50 bounty?! DIE!" Don't ya just love Bethesda?

    • @todditjustworkshoward472
      @todditjustworkshoward472 4 роки тому

      Daniel A. What if npc’s could perform citizens arrests

    • @shane7778
      @shane7778 4 роки тому

      This is super easy

    • @grenshaw6836
      @grenshaw6836 4 роки тому

      technially no, you need to talk to balgruf in whiterun and if guards attack on sight you cant

    • @todditjustworkshoward472
      @todditjustworkshoward472 4 роки тому

      Grenshaw that’s the point though. Illusion spells and stealth would make it possible

  • @toddnewell4869
    @toddnewell4869 3 роки тому +30

    Quick tip for any dungeons with vampires, if you go to the 10 shrines on the steps to high hrothgar and read all ten shrines in order then you get this secret effect for one day where no animals will attack you, this for some reason works on vampires to

  • @bencampbell5468
    @bencampbell5468 4 роки тому +109

    14:05
    Save no.69
    "Reeking Cave"
    Nice.

    • @izzyb614
      @izzyb614 4 роки тому +4

      Nice catch, you get a kiss.

  • @shekinon
    @shekinon 4 роки тому +342

    "We've all run the simulations, they're tough, but they ain't invincible."
    We've used hundreds if not thousands of rounds in the Halo series to stop the Covenant or Flood and save the galaxy, but what if you were afraid of firearms?
    Can you beat Halo using only melee?

    • @SeanLaMontagne
      @SeanLaMontagne 4 роки тому +25

      Count every bullet you ever used beating the halo series.
      Gotta be in the millions.

    • @harry2597
      @harry2597 4 роки тому +30

      Paul is just a man, have mercy

    • @shekinon
      @shekinon 4 роки тому +11

      @@SeanLaMontagne Fun fact, I actually tried to. Lost count after 12,600.

    • @tstststs
      @tstststs 4 роки тому +13

      Rocket Sloth did a no-shooting challenge for the entire halo series (they could throw grenades though). ua-cam.com/video/7DjWkaqWc1I/v-deo.html
      Melee only would be harder but I think it would be doable

    • @shekinon
      @shekinon 4 роки тому +7

      @@tstststs I think the hardest on ground no vehicle enemy to fight melee only would probably be Hunters because of their massive health pool or Elites because they'll melee back and possibly trade with you. And since you can jack and melee vehicles to death, the toughest part is getting close.

  • @DragonWinter36
    @DragonWinter36 4 роки тому +158

    *Can you beat Skyrim with all diseases? **_(including Sanguinare Vampiris)_*
    This is actually more interesting than you might think. What happens after you have SV for three in-game days? You become a vampire and all other diseases are cured, thus invalidating the run.
    This effectively gives you a 3-day time limit to beat the game while your character is drastically weakened. This sounds sufficiently masochistic

    • @ridiculousrandy1401
      @ridiculousrandy1401 2 роки тому +8

      I'm not good at editing so i can't really post a video, but I can tell you from experience that having every disease is made WAY more difficult with SkyRe installed. Stamina is essentially nonexistant, and you become a worm in terms of health.

    • @sylvancochran1572
      @sylvancochran1572 2 роки тому +11

      Nerbit did this challenge recently.

    • @Malkontent1003
      @Malkontent1003 2 роки тому +4

      @@sylvancochran1572 Yep. Even found some neat ways around the three day limit.

    • @KeithElliott-zd8cx
      @KeithElliott-zd8cx 3 місяці тому

      actually with the wintersun mod, this is kinda a cool potential playstyle.
      not vampirism since that makes you immune to diseases.
      but worshipping peryite, iirc, you can get bonuses for how many diseases you've currently got, as well as being able to get extras by praying to peryite. you'll also get an ability that can inflict a DOT on enemies that deals damage per disease on you.
      it of course is a 'bit' of a challenge run, given you can have like 30+ debuffs... but, you've also got a nuke button you can use once an encounter, so even killing dragons shouldn't be too much of a problem.
      especially nice paired with some other mod adding poison weapons as well.

  • @Ayawokay
    @Ayawokay 9 місяців тому +12

    i miss paul so much bro i just found out he passed on today and i cried for the first time in a while

    • @survivalsamuel
      @survivalsamuel 8 місяців тому

      he's watching Grandma sparkle get murdered in heaven

    • @hoagiepokie
      @hoagiepokie 2 місяці тому

      I found out today... Looking at the alcohol comments really stings. I hope he isn't in pain anymore

  • @DrujdCZ
    @DrujdCZ 4 роки тому +73

    Darn... Every can you beat Skyrim i think : "Yep, he finally did it all..." And he figures out something new every damn time :D

  • @planetbob6703
    @planetbob6703 4 роки тому +64

    I did not know about that exploit to use infinite scrolls so I guess the "leave a like if you learned something" forces my hand

    • @Flashy7
      @Flashy7 4 роки тому +2

      we usually learn a few new curse words also, this is his secret for collecting likes.

  • @ethannorman7537
    @ethannorman7537 4 роки тому +334

    I dont think I've ever used scrolls in skyrim in my 500+ total hours of playing

    • @CharlieCHARLIZARDChartrand
      @CharlieCHARLIZARDChartrand 4 роки тому +5

      For real

    • @cymric4984
      @cymric4984 4 роки тому +24

      If you're a non mage they can be useful very rarely in the early game. But otherwise it's just free gold if you find them in a cave

    • @riemaennchen
      @riemaennchen 4 роки тому +10

      I usually blast some random Draugr with the two Fireball scrolls you find in Bleak Falls Barrow but thats it.

    • @pogga7622
      @pogga7622 4 роки тому +2

      Remember son scrolls are gay
      Soldier- ... from tf2.

    • @lordrynogaming1553
      @lordrynogaming1553 4 роки тому +1

      yeah i used them once or twice on my first plat though and thats about it

  • @sebastianlortie8651
    @sebastianlortie8651 9 місяців тому +11

    R.I.P a legend... wish the barbarian could have talked him out of that last drink...

  • @theshreddedone8322
    @theshreddedone8322 4 роки тому +345

    Paul: "Fork Barbarian can tell you to not have another drink."
    Also Paul: *literally makes a video called "Drunk mitten squad VS broken air conditioner."*
    Me: "Interesting"

    • @fragrantwinter8233
      @fragrantwinter8233 4 роки тому +7

      My question is, how and why does he have so many different bottles?

    • @theshreddedone8322
      @theshreddedone8322 4 роки тому +4

      Justin Clayton that’s.... a question for him

    • @TaggedByTim
      @TaggedByTim 4 роки тому +8

      @@fragrantwinter8233 I'm a bartender. My friends just give me bottles to make drinks for them. Maybe he just throws wild parties when he's not torturing himself.

    • @ceasarg.5158
      @ceasarg.5158 4 роки тому +2

      @@fragrantwinter8233 shhh ignore that

    • @indertat3104
      @indertat3104 4 роки тому +7

      @@fragrantwinter8233 you can only play through all these challenges if you are drunk. It is impossible to do sober.

  • @pyromaniac000000
    @pyromaniac000000 4 роки тому +86

    This video would be so easy in oblivion, considering how absolutely glitchy scrolls are in that game. Best and easiest glitch to ever be abused in all of gaming.

    • @thenthson
      @thenthson 4 роки тому +1

      Does it work with the game with the year edition?

    • @ThePurpleSpartan
      @ThePurpleSpartan 4 роки тому

      I love Elder Scrolls, bugs and all. It makes shit like the Missingno glitch in Pokemon look like a feature.

    • @YouTubecanfuckagoat
      @YouTubecanfuckagoat 4 роки тому +3

      I use the scroll glitch to dupe rare & one off enchanted arrows. Very handy.

    • @Lorenzo_I.
      @Lorenzo_I. 4 роки тому

      Oblivion had some great glitches. I especially love that you can complete the game in like 5 minutes because of floating paintbrushes.

    • @thenthson
      @thenthson 4 роки тому +1

      @@Lorenzo_I. too bad that laint brushes became physics objects with th e goty edition

  • @daniel22980
    @daniel22980 4 роки тому +36

    "He actually did it, the absolute madman" is a phrase I have caught myself uttering since I started watching these videos.

  • @damienfoster1152
    @damienfoster1152 3 місяці тому +13

    The facts that he won’t make elder scrolls six challenges makes me tear up.

  • @itsastrocat4158
    @itsastrocat4158 4 роки тому +19

    When trying to breach walls, you should use the big ceramic plates or kettles instead. Also, ensure that you get a running start since th faster you're going, the more likely you are to slip through the wall.

  • @zacharynewcomb6382
    @zacharynewcomb6382 4 роки тому +85

    "Pompeii aftermath cosplay" has me dead

  • @neet-o-muskeet-o4521
    @neet-o-muskeet-o4521 4 роки тому +57

    0:53 "talk you out of having another drink"
    All those bottles are empty

  • @clockworkconcatenation375
    @clockworkconcatenation375 3 роки тому +33

    0:52
    This really hits different now, damn.

  • @zerkker6096
    @zerkker6096 4 роки тому +428

    Alt title: “Beating a elder scroll with a elder scroll.”

  • @orangeapples
    @orangeapples 4 роки тому +342

    “Made my way to Whiterun Stables to travel to Solitude.”
    Is there a hidden chest in Solitude?
    “Solitude is not where I meant to go.”
    At least I know this play through is honest.

    • @requiemdermorgenrote4465
      @requiemdermorgenrote4465 4 роки тому +18

      There actually is a hidden chest in Solitude though

    • @dankswagydawgy6129
      @dankswagydawgy6129 4 роки тому +3

      Shuckle Squad yep it’s by where the khajiit have there little shop.

    • @dankswagydawgy6129
      @dankswagydawgy6129 4 роки тому +6

      There is a hidden chest in windhelm,solitude,dawnstar,markarth,whiterun,inside the blue palace, and inside the college of winterhold. Those are the ones I know. There might be more.just look up a video.

    • @michaeldaigle7207
      @michaeldaigle7207 4 роки тому +2

      @@dankswagydawgy6129 don't forget about riften as well lol.

    • @dankswagydawgy6129
      @dankswagydawgy6129 4 роки тому +1

      Michael Daigle yeah that one too

  • @samb8986
    @samb8986 4 роки тому +98

    Cool, but can you sneak through Skyrim without ever geting detected?

  • @Tuskrakk
    @Tuskrakk 4 роки тому +11

    I had to rewind at "Isle Delphino" to make sure I heard that right. I almost spit my drink on my keyboard. 10/10.

  • @MasonStevens9863
    @MasonStevens9863 4 роки тому +42

    After scrolling through recommended videos such as Among us, Among us, and oh, Among us, I finally found the ace in the hole, the diamond in the ruff...Among us medieval version.

  • @brandonruckle6537
    @brandonruckle6537 4 роки тому +89

    “You haven’t earned it by suffering along with me yet” I love this guy

  • @DragoniteSpam
    @DragoniteSpam 4 роки тому +66

    "Isle Delfino"
    It doesn't manage how many of your videos I watch, you keep surprising me with this linguistic humor.

  • @kuxtd8410
    @kuxtd8410 3 місяці тому +9

    it’s sad paul will never see elder scroll 6… Rest in peace paul

  • @charliecraig6506
    @charliecraig6506 4 роки тому +79

    “Can you beat fallout 3 as a centaur” I know there is mod out there somewhere for that

  • @studman1169
    @studman1169 4 роки тому +74

    "Can you beat 20 years of life without taking any physiological damage?"

    • @waltbriggs1821
      @waltbriggs1821 4 роки тому +6

      No

    • @killertruth186
      @killertruth186 4 роки тому +4

      I had failed big time.

    • @ericwortman2315
      @ericwortman2315 4 роки тому +3

      No the dev's for the universe made sure that it was impossible to do.

    • @todditjustworkshoward472
      @todditjustworkshoward472 4 роки тому

      Eric Wortman no we’re just self learning AI and haven’t advanced enough yet

    • @evans4162
      @evans4162 4 роки тому

      Í̸̟̩͓͌̓̈́͠m̴̲̙͎̱̹̥̻̃̌̿̋͊̈́p̶͚͈̹̊͒̉o̷̡̧͙̣̖̬̞̟̒̚s̷͔̓̎̈̌͘s̶̮̰͆͌̏̏̚ị̴̘̣̍͜͜b̶̭̊̀̉̓̉͊́͛͜l̷̢͕͙̖̤̲̦̓̌̉̕̕e̴͇̙̼̊͒͒̉͑̚̚̕͜

  • @ajm8079
    @ajm8079 4 роки тому +107

    Unironically that was the most I've ever been sold on a UA-cams merchandise.

  • @damienkimpel457
    @damienkimpel457 Рік тому +9

    I hope you are doing well paul. Your content makes me happy and keeps me rewatching.

  • @gripghoulshorts2503
    @gripghoulshorts2503 4 роки тому +126

    Paper boi
    *That's some gangsters name*

    • @michalspisar2067
      @michalspisar2067 4 роки тому +2

      Lil'Paper feat.BallpointSharpie

    • @winterholdguard2356
      @winterholdguard2356 4 роки тому +1

      Skrrr skrrr. Jarl ballin feat DJ Dragonborn! Check it. Swag.
      🎧 🎶

    • @Joe-pk9mu
      @Joe-pk9mu 4 роки тому +3

      Paper boi paper boi all about dat paper boi

  • @captainclingerman5158
    @captainclingerman5158 4 роки тому +136

    Can you beat my freind pedro without taking damage or can you beat my freind pedro without killing anyone

    • @idfk-gb9dj
      @idfk-gb9dj 4 роки тому +5

      I beat it without taking damage but you have to kill

    • @bar7955
      @bar7955 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, you have to kill everyone to proceed the levels, either because it is scripted like that or the enemies might be blocking your path

    • @arsenkurmangali2997
      @arsenkurmangali2997 4 роки тому +14

      Well i dont know your friend Pedro...Maybe he knows martial arts, and how he can beat him without damage? /s

    • @bar7955
      @bar7955 4 роки тому +1

      @@arsenkurmangali2997 My Friend Pedro is... a game

    • @John-jl4dl
      @John-jl4dl 4 роки тому +6

      For a second, I thought you were asking if he could beat up someone you don't like.

  • @demanien7722
    @demanien7722 4 роки тому +17

    Going through a lot right now. Your content makes me smile everytime. Thank you :)

  • @flyingdino
    @flyingdino Рік тому +19

    Hope you're doing well Paul. Rooting for you!

    • @AW7_ALBA
      @AW7_ALBA 11 місяців тому +8

      Im sorry, buddy :(

    • @theguy9208
      @theguy9208 11 місяців тому +7

      Turns out the fork barbarian could NOT, in fact, talk him out of having another drink. Big Sad.

    • @SimonStrange
      @SimonStrange 8 місяців тому

      You didn't root hard enough.

    • @flyingdino
      @flyingdino 8 місяців тому

      @@SimonStrange damn 😭❔
      Though yeah this is how I find out he passed away, that’s so unfortunate man…RIP Paul

  • @raccoonhatcity7627
    @raccoonhatcity7627 4 роки тому +15

    The lions just lost again, in spectacular fashion.
    Get that fork ready.

  • @baron4653
    @baron4653 4 роки тому +5

    U gotta love MittenSquad- especially his skyrim videos

    • @baron4653
      @baron4653 4 роки тому

      And his dulcet tones

  • @elijahperry5112
    @elijahperry5112 4 роки тому +11

    Whenever he said a glitch to get Infinite scroll, I expected him to do the duplicating glitch in whiterun using Lydia.
    Also the bucket with whirlwind sprint glitch works way better than the plate glitch.

  • @jaykace5160
    @jaykace5160 8 місяців тому +2

    Been re watching everything you've made over the years, I love fallout, but have never been into skyrim. Now it doesn't matter, just hearing your voice is like home. We all miss you brother, and will continue to carry on the Mitten squad legacy. This is where the real game begins, just wish you were here still. Love you brother.

  • @Alizudo
    @Alizudo 4 роки тому +20

    15:07
    LIFE HAS MANY DOORS, ED-BOY!

  • @badkarma1387
    @badkarma1387 4 роки тому +64

    alternate title: proving that the pen is not mightier than the sword

    • @notalive5479
      @notalive5479 4 роки тому +2

      Well, maybe not the pen, but the 1000 year thermonuclear explosion is definitely not mightier then the sword.

  • @Nephalen
    @Nephalen 4 роки тому +4

    The amount of dedication you have to these runs baffled me every time.

  • @Imjustkram
    @Imjustkram 4 роки тому +10

    I would love to see at least one livestream to see how you react to everything. And what the process is actually like. I love these videos

  • @jgjackpot1546
    @jgjackpot1546 4 роки тому +77

    I like how this time he just glossed over the fact that the challenge was failed when he spit fire, instead of explaining it

    • @fressejetzt840
      @fressejetzt840 4 роки тому +3

      He also used healing spells hello?!

    • @jgjackpot1546
      @jgjackpot1546 4 роки тому +2

      It wasn’t really a criticism I was just pointing it out

    • @CyniSchism96
      @CyniSchism96 4 роки тому +20

      @@fressejetzt840 healing spells have never been against the rules though

    • @fressejetzt840
      @fressejetzt840 4 роки тому

      @@CyniSchism96 read the title of the video dude
      It's in the title
      ONLY

    • @CyniSchism96
      @CyniSchism96 4 роки тому +27

      @@fressejetzt840 healing spells havent been against his rules ever. He makes the challenge, it's his rules. Why are you so passionate about being an idiot. He loses because Lydia/serana attack anything. He loses because health potions arent healing scrolls. He loses becauses he used the become ethereal shout at all. The rules he stated a while ago basically said "if it doesnt damage other NPCs, then its fine"

  • @billybobkins4732
    @billybobkins4732 4 роки тому +30

    This might be too hard, but can you beat Skyrim with only standing stone powers?

    • @blax140
      @blax140 4 роки тому +1

      do any of them even do damage

    • @energydispenser9603
      @energydispenser9603 4 роки тому +18

      @@blax140 You could do that Necromancer Stone thing near Whiterun to get an army of undead followers. Spiffing Brit showed an exploit where you can use the powers without a cooldown

    • @billybobkins4732
      @billybobkins4732 4 роки тому +2

      The ritual stone

    • @extralongbaguette8880
      @extralongbaguette8880 4 роки тому

      serpent stone paralyzes and poisons, but undead are immune to poison

    • @haroldbalzac6336
      @haroldbalzac6336 4 роки тому +1

      It would be pretty easy. Necromancer stone is op

  • @captainjurgh8142
    @captainjurgh8142 4 роки тому +55

    We call Skyrim without *The Elder Scrolls* for a reason.

    • @fristnamelastname5549
      @fristnamelastname5549 4 роки тому +3

      Because, "Elder Scrolls: Skyrim" is a bit to long.

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 4 роки тому +1

      Mitten Squad says “The Elder Scrolls Five: Skyrim” probably decently above average.

  • @rileygladue3979
    @rileygladue3979 5 місяців тому +3

    God I wish I got the fork barbarian plushie, just so he could feel a little bit better with how liked he was and so I could have something more to remember him by

  • @mixes1228
    @mixes1228 4 роки тому +26

    My guilty confession: I put on a mitten squad video and close my eyes and it helps me fall asleep, do it almost every night.

    • @andyn46
      @andyn46 4 роки тому +2

      I thought I was the only one

    • @maxmanramfan
      @maxmanramfan 4 роки тому +4

      I too trust my slumber to the soothing, masculine tones of almighty Paul.

    • @AsassinoSilenzioso
      @AsassinoSilenzioso 4 роки тому +2

      All this pain and sorrow is a real lullaby

    • @hunterfogleman7443
      @hunterfogleman7443 4 роки тому +2

      You sleep rather soundly for a murderer

    • @AsassinoSilenzioso
      @AsassinoSilenzioso 4 роки тому +2

      "I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning."

  • @trulyinfamous
    @trulyinfamous 4 роки тому +45

    This is just using only Din's Fire to beat Skyrim.

    • @Scarabola
      @Scarabola 3 роки тому +3

      new challenge: Can You Beat Ocarina of Time With Only Din's Fire?

  • @Peef1051
    @Peef1051 4 роки тому +12

    This is the most amount of times I have heard the word "scrolls" within a span of 20 minutes

  • @ckuh
    @ckuh 10 місяців тому +5

    rewatching all his videos right now

  • @imadeus_ww
    @imadeus_ww 4 роки тому +10

    "This - is where the real game begins"
    this - is which phrase is haunting my dreams

  • @SlightZoot
    @SlightZoot 4 роки тому +7

    For future reference mittens when trying to glitch through walls don’t forget to run directly into the wooden plate my friend!

  • @gabedavis720
    @gabedavis720 8 місяців тому +12

    1:04 Seeing all those bottles after he drank himself to death is depressing

  • @Edwaxed
    @Edwaxed 6 місяців тому +6

    3:52 this didn't age well, hope they put you in ES6 as some sort of Fork Warrior. Rest in peace.

  • @TaggedByTim
    @TaggedByTim 4 роки тому +38

    I really hope this "The real game begins" joke lasts for a long time. Cracks me up every time.

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 4 роки тому +3

      This is where the real game begins.

  • @ashnambers
    @ashnambers 4 роки тому +15

    "Finally, Elder Scrolls the way it was meant to be played. -Todd Skyrim

  • @scottash76
    @scottash76 4 роки тому +32

    Just saying
    If he can use restoration magic then he can also use illusion and alteration
    Just putting that out there

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 4 роки тому

      Probably by his rules, nothing that he can use for attacking. Or maybe even nothing that affects other NPCs.

  • @Arcanumh
    @Arcanumh 11 місяців тому +12

    Fly high, Paul.

  • @frantisekvrana3902
    @frantisekvrana3902 3 роки тому +59

    "Killed by a make-believe sword"
    "Father of all scrolls"
    "Wrinkle in time"
    "The become Ethel shout"
    I like how the battlegroup of gauntlets calls things.

    • @donnykitsune6289
      @donnykitsune6289 3 роки тому +1

      I too enjoy the terminology used by the battalion of winter hand-wear.

  • @trooper8624
    @trooper8624 3 роки тому +3

    I’ve only ever used a scroll once.
    That was on my first playthrough when I found the first scroll in Bleak Falls Barrow and didn’t know what it did.

  • @Ben126LP
    @Ben126LP 4 роки тому +2

    This videos are so hilarious. Not only the interesting gameplay but also the jokes and especially the way you sum up what you did

  • @DarthSidian
    @DarthSidian 4 роки тому +65

    "You'd know that I don't make exaggerations."
    Totally. Never heard you exaggerate in all the time I've spent watching you!