Find there recipes here: 1-Minute Noodles Servings: 4 INGREDIENTS ½ cup Chinese black vinegar ¼ cup high-grade sesame oil ¼ cup soy sauce 1 tablespoon sugar 720 grams fresh noodles of choice, cooked and chilled. 1 teaspoon minced garlic 2 tablespoons thinly sliced scallions 1 tablespoon chili oil 1 tablespoon sesame seeds PREPARATION In a medium bowl, mix together the black vinegar, sesame oil, soy sauce, and sugar. Set aside. Cook the noodles according to the package instructions, then drain. Place the noodles in the bowl with the sauce and toss to coat. Garnish with the garlic, scallions, chili oil, and sesame seeds. Enjoy! 1-Hour Noodles Servings: 2 Ingredients 2 tablespoons plus 1 teaspoon vegetable oil, divided 1 tablespoon plus 1 teaspoon minced garlic, divided 1 tablespoon minced fresh ginger 1 tablespoon minced shallot 4 ounces 80/20 ground pork 1 tablespoon fermented soy bean paste 1 tablespoon sweet bean sauce 1 teaspoon dark soy sauce ¼ cup cornstarch slurry (8 teaspoons cornstarch mixed with 4 teaspoons water) 1 large egg, beaten 360 grams fresh noodle of choice 1 Persian cucumber, thinly sliced ½ cup fresh cilantro leaves Preparation In a medium pan, heat 1 tablespoon of vegetable oil over medium heat. Add 1 tablespoon of minced garlic, the ginger, and shallot and sauté until lightly aromatic, 1-2 minutes. Add the ground pork to the pan and cook, undisturbed, until golden brown, 3-5 minutes. Meanwhile, in a small pan, heat another tablespoon of vegetable oil over medium-low heat. Add the soy bean paste and sweet bean sauce and cook until caramelized, 1-2 minutes, being careful not to burn. Add the caramelized bean paste mixture to the ground pork mixture and stir to combine. Add the soy sauce and cook for another 30 seconds to incorporate. Add the cornstarch slurry, reduce the heat to low, and simmer for about 15 minutes, adding a few tablespoons of water at a time as needed to keep the mixture at a simmer. Meanwhile, heat a small pan over low heat. Add the remaining teaspoon of vegetable oil, then pour in the egg and tilt the pan to spread in a thin layer. Cook until the top is just set, then remove the egg crepe from the pan. Let cool, then thinly slice. Cook the noodles according to the package instructions, then drain. Place the cooked noodles in a serving bowl and top with the ground pork mixture. Garnish with the egg crepe strips, cucumber, cilantro, and remaining teaspoon of minced garlic. Enjoy! 1-Day Noodles Servings: 8 Ingredients Broth 5 pounds bone-in chuck beef short ribs 1 pound beef shin bones (or any knee joint) 2 pounds oxtail 1 large white onion, halved 2 carrots, halved crosswise 5 large tomatoes on the vine, halved 1 red apple, halved 1 stalk of celery, halved crosswise ½ cup garlic cloves, peeled 1 2-inch piece of fresh ginger, sliced 3 bunches of scallions, divided 1 cup rice wine 1 tablespoon star anise 1 tablespoon Sichuan peppercorns 1 tablespoon coriander seeds 1 tablespoon plus 1 teaspoon vegetable oil, divided 5 tablespoons doubanjiang (broad bean chili sauce) 1 cup soy sauce ¼ cup dark soy sauce 2 tablespoons rock sugar 2 tablespoons kosher salt, plus more to taste 4 tablespoons granulated sugar, plus more to taste 1440 grams fresh noodles of choice 1 head baby bok choy, leaves separated Pickled mustard greens, for serving (optional) Preparation Bring a large pot of water to a boil. Add the short ribs, beef shin bones, and oxtail and boil for 30 minutes to remove any impurities. Drain and rinse the meat and bones under cold running water. Add the meat and bones to a clean large pot with the onion, carrots, tomatoes, apple, celery, garlic, ginger, and scallions (set 2 aside for garnish). Add enough water to cover and bring to a boil. Once boiling, stir in the rice wine. Meanwhile, in a small, dry pan over high heat, toast the star anise, Sichuan peppercorns, and coriander until fragrant, about 2 minutes. Add the toasted spices to the boiling broth. In the same small pan, heat 1 tablespoon of vegetable oil over high heat. When the oil is shimmering, add the doubanjiang and cook until fragrant and caramelized, about 30 seconds. Add the caramelized doubanjiang to the boiling broth, along with the soy sauce, dark soy sauce, and rock sugar. Reduce the heat to medium-low and simmer the meat and bones for 3 hours. Remove the short ribs from the broth and let cool slightly, then wrap in foil and let rest in the refrigerator overnight. Cook the broth for another 3 hours, adding more water as needed to keep the solids covered. Remove the broth from the heat and stir in the salt and sugar. Adjust the seasoning to taste. Transfer the broth and solids to an airtight container and refrigerate overnight. When ready to assemble, skim the solidified fat from the top of the broth and reserve. Return the broth and solids to a large pot and heat over medium heat until bubbling. Strain the broth into a clean pot, discarding the solids. Add the bok choy to the hot broth and blanch for 30 seconds, then remove from the pot and set aside. Cook the noodles according to the package instructions, then drain. Cut the short ribs into bite-size cubes. Heat the remaining teaspoon of vegetable oil in a medium pan over high heat. Add the short ribs and sear until the outside is crispy, 2-3 minutes. Remove the pan from the heat. Thinly slice the remaining 2 scallions. To serve, add 1 tablespoon of reserved fat to a bowl. Add the noodles. Pour in the broth, then top with short rib cubes, scallions, bok choy, and cooked salted mustard. Enjoy!
For one year it's more like raise your own cows and grow your own veggies and apples.... getting an egg farm going doesn't take more than a few months.
I buy the ones in the cup, you know the ones you're not supposed to put in the microwave. I just found that out recently and I feel like a rebel because that's the only way I make them
1,000,000 noodles: okay first we are going to combine 1 proton, one electron, and throw in a neutron just for kicks. repeat this step. Next, grab 8 protons, electron, and you guessed it, 8 neutron!! Simply heat up your hotplate about 200,000 degrees celsius and combine all your atoms!
add a potato for 10 minutes or so. either the starch will soak up the salt or you get potato noodle soup, which is still pretty good even if its heavy on the salt.
don't add any salt in the liquid when you braise things, just season the meat. when you reduce the braising liquid to the intesity you want to make the "soup", then you season it
FattyMuffin China was already made you mean 6 billion years: first we make the Big Bang then add the water and land Then add the names to the land and make it China then build a supermarket filled with of the stuff and invent cooking things and make them and serve! I spent way to much time typing that
First of all the earth was made 4.543 billion years ago and china was not china back then... China was only china when someone decided to name that land china...
3 hour: fry ribs/or steak until brown, remove. fry onion(when just translucent, fry garlic). add back ribs/steak, add red/or yukon gold potatoes with skin, carrots , leeks/celery, add spices(steak sauce/soy sauce, herbs) , add water half way and in oven 325deg F for 2 hours , covered so use a dutch oven or turkey pan with cover
Beef noodle soup is so underrated! I had that for dinner at a local Taiwanese restaurant 5 times a week after swimming practice for 6 years and it never got old
1 min-*alvin pops in and takes the noodles* 1 hour-*alvin pops in and takes the noodles* 1 day-*alvin pops in and takes the noodles* In conclusion---------*alvin pops in and takes the noodles* lmao
well you know ramen is a Japanese translation for Chinese word 拉面 which means hand pulled noodles. So...it's weird for any Asian guy seeing others call instant noodles(more like instant regret) ramen. But enjoy it = )
I have never eaten a food that is too hot to eat , one time at a restaurant with my family and they were freaked out about how hot the " special hot sauce" was and it wasn't even that hot I could eat a spoonful of eat with ease
@@andrewthezeppo 30 minutes? Do you randomly hide ingredients in your house? Boiling the noodles takes like 5 minutes total, in which time you can make the sauce and chop some scallions. Maybe like 10 minutes total for time to get all the ingredients and toast the seeds.
I made the first one cause I was hungry I didn’t think it would be that nice but Omds it was amazing I added a bit of honey in the sauce defo recommend
@@srm4196 and this complexity and everything else is found with home cooks and day jobs? I don't get it. I think they're all the same only that master chef is a competition? I love home cooks BTW. Some of their food better than top chefs.
@@rosegetizo8775 actually the 3-5 second rules is not true, it depends on the moisture of the food that fell on the ground, because the more dry it is, the harder bacteria can get onto it.. but yeah random, sorry, I also don't believe the batch was new lol
AlphaSTREAMs omg how did u figure that out? it would’ve took me *ages* to notice that! I mean like, it’s not possible that this comment is joking, right? 🙃
Eva Laffort whats the point of pointing it out everyone does things that others have done it’s not a big deal there’s videos of the same concept that came out BEFORE sorted lmao
Find there recipes here:
1-Minute Noodles
Servings: 4
INGREDIENTS
½ cup Chinese black vinegar
¼ cup high-grade sesame oil
¼ cup soy sauce
1 tablespoon sugar
720 grams fresh noodles of choice, cooked and chilled.
1 teaspoon minced garlic
2 tablespoons thinly sliced scallions
1 tablespoon chili oil
1 tablespoon sesame seeds
PREPARATION
In a medium bowl, mix together the black vinegar, sesame oil, soy sauce, and sugar. Set aside.
Cook the noodles according to the package instructions, then drain. Place the noodles in the bowl with the sauce and toss to coat.
Garnish with the garlic, scallions, chili oil, and sesame seeds.
Enjoy!
1-Hour Noodles
Servings: 2
Ingredients
2 tablespoons plus 1 teaspoon vegetable oil, divided
1 tablespoon plus 1 teaspoon minced garlic, divided
1 tablespoon minced fresh ginger
1 tablespoon minced shallot
4 ounces 80/20 ground pork
1 tablespoon fermented soy bean paste
1 tablespoon sweet bean sauce
1 teaspoon dark soy sauce
¼ cup cornstarch slurry (8 teaspoons cornstarch mixed with 4 teaspoons water)
1 large egg, beaten
360 grams fresh noodle of choice
1 Persian cucumber, thinly sliced
½ cup fresh cilantro leaves
Preparation
In a medium pan, heat 1 tablespoon of vegetable oil over medium heat. Add 1 tablespoon of minced garlic, the ginger, and shallot and sauté until lightly aromatic, 1-2 minutes. Add the ground pork to the pan and cook, undisturbed, until golden brown, 3-5 minutes.
Meanwhile, in a small pan, heat another tablespoon of vegetable oil over medium-low heat. Add the soy bean paste and sweet bean sauce and cook until caramelized, 1-2 minutes, being careful not to burn.
Add the caramelized bean paste mixture to the ground pork mixture and stir to combine. Add the soy sauce and cook for another 30 seconds to incorporate. Add the cornstarch slurry, reduce the heat to low, and simmer for about 15 minutes, adding a few tablespoons of water at a time as needed to keep the mixture at a simmer.
Meanwhile, heat a small pan over low heat. Add the remaining teaspoon of vegetable oil, then pour in the egg and tilt the pan to spread in a thin layer. Cook until the top is just set, then remove the egg crepe from the pan. Let cool, then thinly slice.
Cook the noodles according to the package instructions, then drain.
Place the cooked noodles in a serving bowl and top with the ground pork mixture. Garnish with the egg crepe strips, cucumber, cilantro, and remaining teaspoon of minced garlic.
Enjoy!
1-Day Noodles
Servings: 8
Ingredients
Broth
5 pounds bone-in chuck beef short ribs
1 pound beef shin bones (or any knee joint)
2 pounds oxtail
1 large white onion, halved
2 carrots, halved crosswise
5 large tomatoes on the vine, halved
1 red apple, halved
1 stalk of celery, halved crosswise
½ cup garlic cloves, peeled
1 2-inch piece of fresh ginger, sliced
3 bunches of scallions, divided
1 cup rice wine
1 tablespoon star anise
1 tablespoon Sichuan peppercorns
1 tablespoon coriander seeds
1 tablespoon plus 1 teaspoon vegetable oil, divided
5 tablespoons doubanjiang (broad bean chili sauce)
1 cup soy sauce
¼ cup dark soy sauce
2 tablespoons rock sugar
2 tablespoons kosher salt, plus more to taste
4 tablespoons granulated sugar, plus more to taste
1440 grams fresh noodles of choice
1 head baby bok choy, leaves separated
Pickled mustard greens, for serving (optional)
Preparation
Bring a large pot of water to a boil. Add the short ribs, beef shin bones, and oxtail and boil for 30 minutes to remove any impurities. Drain and rinse the meat and bones under cold running water.
Add the meat and bones to a clean large pot with the onion, carrots, tomatoes, apple, celery, garlic, ginger, and scallions (set 2 aside for garnish). Add enough water to cover and bring to a boil. Once boiling, stir in the rice wine.
Meanwhile, in a small, dry pan over high heat, toast the star anise, Sichuan peppercorns, and coriander until fragrant, about 2 minutes. Add the toasted spices to the boiling broth.
In the same small pan, heat 1 tablespoon of vegetable oil over high heat. When the oil is shimmering, add the doubanjiang and cook until fragrant and caramelized, about 30 seconds.
Add the caramelized doubanjiang to the boiling broth, along with the soy sauce, dark soy sauce, and rock sugar.
Reduce the heat to medium-low and simmer the meat and bones for 3 hours. Remove the short ribs from the broth and let cool slightly, then wrap in foil and let rest in the refrigerator overnight.
Cook the broth for another 3 hours, adding more water as needed to keep the solids covered. Remove the broth from the heat and stir in the salt and sugar. Adjust the seasoning to taste. Transfer the broth and solids to an airtight container and refrigerate overnight.
When ready to assemble, skim the solidified fat from the top of the broth and reserve. Return the broth and solids to a large pot and heat over medium heat until bubbling. Strain the broth into a clean pot, discarding the solids.
Add the bok choy to the hot broth and blanch for 30 seconds, then remove from the pot and set aside.
Cook the noodles according to the package instructions, then drain.
Cut the short ribs into bite-size cubes. Heat the remaining teaspoon of vegetable oil in a medium pan over high heat. Add the short ribs and sear until the outside is crispy, 2-3 minutes. Remove the pan from the heat.
Thinly slice the remaining 2 scallions.
To serve, add 1 tablespoon of reserved fat to a bowl. Add the noodles. Pour in the broth, then top with short rib cubes, scallions, bok choy, and cooked salted mustard.
Enjoy!
Tasty Longest comment I ever read.
@@theballerrivera8417 ikr
Wow you guys should make cooking books longest comment I ever read
Bro why didnt u use ramen noodle packet for the 1 min it takes 1 MIN
not all heros wear a cape
Alvin is a real mood here.
"Eric, can I have some? Please."
Then he walks away with the whole bowl💀😂
ᄋᄉᄋ 666 😔✊🏼
No
Mudlij Al-Zakwani k
So relatable
1 min: instant noodle
1 hour: takeout from a chinese restaurant
1 day: leftover from the takeout above
S W true
S W lmao 😂
Accurate af
Instant noodle takes at least 3 minutes
Camryn Dorilma r/whoo-dead meme and I oop
Alvin : Can I have some noodle?
Also Alvin : *Takes entire bowl and walks away*
Phoenix_Fire lmao me
Well that is *_some_*
mood
As a cooking Channel... I know that sensation when you cook and then you starve 🤣🙌🏻💫
Eeww thats fucking gross sharing food with someone who isnt your family or spouse
Eric: makes noodles.
Alvin: our noodles
✨Communism✨🙈🤗
🐰🍲Our noodles
Soviet anthem intensifies
*our noodles*
*communism music plays*
1 week: Harvest your own wheat
1 month: Grow your own wheat
1 year: Start your own farm for eggs, vegetables and wheat
HAHAHAHA
1 life: wait for your mom to give birth to you so that you can do all those steps😂😂
You should probably check out liziqui's channel.
Minecraft in a nutshell
For one year it's more like raise your own cows and grow your own veggies and apples.... getting an egg farm going doesn't take more than a few months.
*Me: takes 1 hour just to collect the ingredients for 1 minute noodles*
ansh arora same ahah
Ikr 😂
That is so sooo true
ansh arora LMAO ACTUALLY ME
@@craftavrila8704 that's because all Chinese families has soy sauce, vinegar, and sesame oil at their counters
Kid : “Mom when is the food? Im hungry..”
Mom : “just 19 more hours honey.”
Azka Yazid my mom just says it’s at the store
R U Arabic ?
MALAK BENDARY OTAKU CHAN eh? Nah im not arabic, are you?
@@Ok-jv4sg yes i'm and i thought that you're Arabic beacause yazid looks like an Arabic name
MALAK BENDARY OTAKU CHAN :O
I like how aggressive he was when he said “make sure they’re toasted!”
saaaame
*make sure they're **_toasted_*
Lol
Make sure they're toasted or your family will become toasted
@@madison7428 most of the time sesame seeds are already toasted and also toasting them is really easy
10 second instantnoodles:
Drink boiling water
snort the powder
eat the noodles
perfection xD
Lujee- LMAOOOOOOOOO
Aaaaaand your done!
Lujee- I laugh way too hard 😂
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
The truth of Chinese cooking: recipe measurements don’t exist.
“Little bit of this, little bit of that... taste... little more of that...”
Well, eyeball everything, adjusting taste along the way...
Cozette Weng most ethnic cooking if we’re being honest
The truth about any delicious dish ....add either a ton of oil or sugar....or both
fai ali true
more like "asians" from north to south
we obey measurement, we use instinct
Alvin just coming in at the end of all the cooking lessons and taking the food is funny
*our food*
ok.
Nah. Weird he made enough for you to make your own bowl🤣
"Eric can I have some?"
Then took the entire bowl 😂😂
Brian Alvarez 😂 he is a mood
That's what brothers do
Abhinav Kannaujia did you think they were brothers?
Superior Orca yeah, Alvin is Chinese and the other guy could be, but idk
His name was alvin in the 3 min etc burger video 😕😕😕
They were having all these kind of noodles and I’m just sit here with a cup of instant noodles
thao alaska but they are delicious
K.
Yup.
Lol
thao alaska I like those better then ramen lol
How to make noodles: Caramelise a whole Asian supermarket
I'm laughing so hard at this
@@brunobucciarati834 ok
@@Hema115 ...
@@Hema115 dude you just killed my vibe that's wikkety-whack yo
im asian and this comment is too real funny tho
I think every chef on UA-cam has referenced Gordon Ramsay at least once
Interesting thing is all of them were lot polite
Any way to get noticed 😂
Couple :
We aren't able to make children
Eric : you can find it in any asian supermarket
Girl: omg i want a dog, they are so cute
Eric: you can find it in any asian supermarket
@@PuckishAngeI I oops-
Yogurt Maestro ... could be taken in another way
Yogurt Maestro omg holy shit
The funny yet sad part is that it is true
Alvin: Can i have some?
Also Alvin: **Leaves with the rest of the bowl**
The Weirdo 102 likes and no comments
Loi G Danny Lmao
Loi G Danny 807 likes and three comments
Batyhole likes and tamale comments
Over 1k likes and now 6 comments löl
For one moment, I thought the one minute noodles were gonna be instant noodles lol 😂
but... they have 3 minute wait to rehydrate
hahaha thinking of the same too
Same 😂😂
Same here
I guess that my Jawbreaker is better... It is a Cheeseburger with caramelized onions! Try it! Also if I didn't got trending, check it out!😂
Alternate title: Feeding Alvin noodles
DatMemeKid for 13 minutes
Ahhahahahahhaha
😂😂
Hahahaahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahhahaahahhaahahahahah
@@bloodorange1088 13 minutes and 15 seconds to be exact
when he dropped the noodles from the sieve😂😂😂😍😍
Relatable 😂😂😂😂😂
me when I try to do anything cool
Emerald qq his face tho
Stove****
@@daliasaeed6099 sieve.
Who expected the 1 min noodles to be instant noodles??
Fake skeppy😧 lol
Fakerino skeppy lol
I thought you were real for a second lmao
lol
Fake skeppy
What I learned today
All ingredients can be found in any Asian supermarket.
good one lol
Honestly not going to argue
Including my favorite ingredient, the souls of innocent grocers.
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
I love how Alvin is like can I have some, and then he just walls away with the bowl
I have the 30 seconds noodles:
- instant noodles
- hot water
- taste powder
*BOOM*
Doesn’t it take like 3 minutes if you want good instant noodles?
@@ethanlu361 ya
Ethan Lu I think he meant the timing for prep
I buy the ones in the cup, you know the ones you're not supposed to put in the microwave. I just found that out recently and I feel like a rebel because that's the only way I make them
@Cristina Otaku Really!? Imma gonna try it since I have an instant ramen in my pantry🤔😜😏
“Here we have Eric“
You can find him in any Asian supermarket
LMAO
Haha
That's racist 😂
I was jus kidding guys,
andy ng that’s not an r/woosh it’s hi, being butthurt at an actually original joke
andy ng do u know what r/wooosh means?
1 century noodles:
Let’s start off with having a new chef born
1,000,000 noodles: okay first we are going to combine 1 proton, one electron, and throw in a neutron just for kicks. repeat this step. Next, grab 8 protons, electron, and you guessed it, 8 neutron!! Simply heat up your hotplate about 200,000 degrees celsius and combine all your atoms!
cheek yeah.
Mi sua (i don't know how to type it)basically
*cut in pieces*
@@Peytonh17 and boom. You got nothing. But you're close to something!
When he said 1 day noodle I thought he would make the noodles from scratch
im the 69th like. *NICE*
@@Obsidian72 nice
@@Obsidian72 nice
@@Obsidian72 nice
@@Obsidian72 👌 nice!
I think this was sponsored by “any Asian supermarket”
Lol
Xdd ikr
if you are chinese this ingredients is a must have for home cooking :P
Chiyoko I think we know where the meat is from if it’s Chinese
Like where you get covid19 from bats?
Imagine spending a day cooking noodles only to find out you put too much salt
when you reheat it you can just add more stock/water
add a potato for 10 minutes or so. either the starch will soak up the salt or you get potato noodle soup, which is still pretty good even if its heavy on the salt.
don't add any salt in the liquid when you braise things, just season the meat. when you reduce the braising liquid to the intesity you want to make the "soup", then you season it
that's why he only added salt when he reheated the soup
Lmao
-producer, “how many times you want to say caramelized”
-Eric, “yes”
FORTNITE
3 year noodles: *First step, grow the wheat*
Wait is noodles made from wheat? Holy crap i didnt know
@@YanDale07 also drum wheat is used as well
Wait does it really took 3 years to grow a wheat?
@@Bastod1922 no usually a few months
@@Bastod1922 no like nemo 27 said but to get a good harvest you need to wait a while.
let’s play a game! take shot every time he says:
-caramelize
-any asian supermarket
I don’t want to get too drunk ok🤣🤣🤣
Also take a shot every time he mentions his restuarant
I'd be on the floor right now
im 11
PlaZ_R1C0 did OP stutter?
10000 year noodles:
So first we need to invent China...
FattyMuffin China was already made you mean 6 billion years: first we make the Big Bang then add the water and land
Then add the names to the land and make it China then build a supermarket filled with of the stuff and invent cooking things and make them and serve! I spent way to much time typing that
@@maxie.m0 yes
@@maxie.m0 13.8 billon years ago
@pop gaming 83918398943892819181983948394894 1212222.2 year noodlrd
First of all the earth was made 4.543 billion years ago and china was not china back then... China was only china when someone decided to name that land china...
Me: What should I do with the leftover steak?
Eric: **Caramelize it**
I like how he is all fluent with English and then out of nowhere he just goes full on Taiwanese
not taiwanese, just mandarin
There’s a thing called being bilingual….
@@BijinMCMXC dont be rude idiot
Taiwan doesnt exist
@@BijinMCMXC probably a monolingual person or a bilingual who is not used to mixing languages
Tossing confidentally
*suddenly noodle falls out *
6:11
Me With My Instant Noodle
“Now we sprinkle on a little sesame seeds- *MAKE SURE THEY’RE TOASTED* “
Walter
He’s spared another 10 mins for preparing sesame.
What I learned today:
anything can be found in Asian stores
Everything needs caramel
Anika Chaturvedi doesn't need caramel there is a cooking technique where you put it in a pan
Anika Chaturvedi caramelized doesn’t literally mean caramel
even corona virus was found in an asian supermarket
@@_altruistic_6869 **contagion theme intensifies**
_ Altruistic_ LOL 😭😭😂
“Some shallots”
“A ginger”
Me: *cooks a literal ginger*
R/Cursedcomments
*wait WHAT THE ACTUAL F-*
LMFAOOOOOOOO-
Wait WHAT
1 Min Noodle: Already have cooked noodles
*leftover
1sec noodle:Rob someone that is having noodles
I wanna like but its at 69
If already cooked noodles wouldn’t that mean 0:00 soooo world record woooooo
@@tankman1320 lol
ive heard the word "caramelize" more times in this video than ive said this year
Yes😂
i heard it more times in this video than i’ve ever heard it in my entire life
Sena Kobayakawa ah so you died
I’ve Never Even SaidIy
But you heard it this year though
Me: *Watches beautiful plates of noodles be made*
Also Me: *Too lazy to make anything and just eats bricks of dry instant ramen*
Galactic Prowler the dry bricks taste GOOOOOOD (for me)
3 hour: fry ribs/or steak until brown, remove. fry onion(when just translucent, fry garlic). add back ribs/steak, add red/or yukon gold potatoes with skin, carrots , leeks/celery, add spices(steak sauce/soy sauce, herbs) , add water half way and in oven 325deg F for 2 hours , covered so use a dutch oven or turkey pan with cover
@@dawn1430 Ikr they're just *mwah*
*_perfection_* (Until you make a mess then it sucks. It's legit impossible to get out of the carpet ;-;)
wow you are so quirky aren't you?
The important question is . . . do you add the flavor packet?
Thanks for making me crave noodles
*instant noodles will do*
I see you profile pic
I see you are a BLINK :-)
Mayu BLINK blackpink!!!
Indomie all the way!
Noooooo! There are a lot of good and fast ways to do it! Next week I will show you a couple, Blueberry Boo! Stay tuned, friend! 💙🙌🏻
@@ygmarte5884 Thanks
Are you a BLINK too?
I wish i had an Eric to make me noodles
Relatable 😔
Seungmin in the building
Same 😂
stan twice they are the queens of kpop right now . Just perfect
@@pihusaurabh4262 highly disagree...
all you really have to do is caramelise the ingredients from your local asian supermarket
Apparently yes
😂
Copy
_* Jasperm *_
Nah, I think the other guy copied. Here, it’s 3 months, the other dude was 2 months
Drinking game: take a shot every time he says caramelized
Someone’s gonna hurl XD
I was searching for this comment 😂
Or incorporated
Like how tf can i caramelize a egg???
ToXic_PaiN just fry the white so some of it is golden brown
No one:
Eric: lets caramelize it
is "carmelize" even the correct word for what he was doing?
@@bout古 probably marinade would be a better fit, i dont really know tbh
@@bout古 the word caramelize is used when you heaten up sugar and it becomes caramel, that's what I know
@@leonreiswaffel7489 Pretty sure the word's used for when you're cooking something to make it go slightly brown...
@@jordanlevitt1638 caramelize can only be used when the food is covered in sugar or contains sugar
“ fill it to the brim so all of the ingredients are covered in water “
Tomato - a ha ha
Yoongi Is A Dangerous Man😄😅
@yoongiisadangerousman I guess the tomato got a new fade😂😂
This comment is freakin hilarious! U win UA-cam for today! :))
By watching all of this it made me not even wanna cook it because I'm too lazy...but the food looked great......also army's are really everywhere
Alissa Park yeah we are 🤣
*me boiling water for pasta*
Eric
*WOAH DUDE YOU FORGOT TO CaRaMaLiZe YOUR WaTeR!!1!*
You should be lucky, I dont even know how to turn on an oven.
tkn wow thats kinda sad lmao
You can’t caramelize water
Karlo Varga I don't even now how to breathe or walk on land I live in the ocean
Mattie Elizabeth r/whooosh
Alvin called him over to make these noodles so that he could eat them 😂
If I had a dollar for everytime he said caramelized, I'd have 14dollars!
1 2
Hahaha!
I gave you your 15th like!
Dang it I was gonna say that he has 14 likes
Get dunked
157 dollars?!?! Damn u good
Its incorporat
Shallots, or as Gordon Ramsay says: “Shlotts”
It's the way to pronounce it lmao
Y'all be pronouncing it shallets
It is pronounced “sha-lot”. This guy just doesn’t know what he’s talking about.
As soon as I saw your comment he said it LOL
Nah it's the British vs American way. I mean shall-OTS sounds better.
Things I learned from this video:
1) *caramelize*
and you can find it in any Asian Supermarket
Why is there 539 likes and only 1 comment? (now 2)
Beef noodle soup is so underrated! I had that for dinner at a local Taiwanese restaurant 5 times a week after swimming practice for 6 years and it never got old
Eric Sze: fLiCk oF dA wRiSt
Noodles: ✈️
😂
Underrated lmao
Nah man. The noodles be like:🚀
Underrated.
6:12
1 min-*alvin pops in and takes the noodles*
1 hour-*alvin pops in and takes the noodles*
1 day-*alvin pops in and takes the noodles*
In conclusion---------*alvin pops in and takes the noodles* lmao
What youre talking about?
@@abdirahmanmohamedali560 you have stoopid
Frl😂😂😂
@Lovely Aki you have stoopid
@@pandacherry8288 weird flex
Just some tips:
1. Buy them noodles
2. *"caramelize"*
Plus 'tastes exactly like my moms'
Bakhtawar Manal caramelise****
@@xDan445 *caramelize
@@tomjordan4123 *carrmealize
Tom Jordan there’s no z in it mate phahahhhahaha
That floral apron is so cute on the chef!
1:28 "Add the scallions"
3:55 "We don't have scallions here, we have shallots"
8:52 *throws a garden of scallions in
fr
Lolllll
Lol
Me:
Eats ramen while watching this dude spend 24 hours to cook a gourmet noodle meal
Also Me: Crying
I guess that my Jawbreaker is better... It is a Cheeseburger with caramelized onions! Try it! Also if I didn't got trending, check it out!😂
Lol me too 😂🤣! I walked right to my kitchen and got a beef-flavored pack!
well you know ramen is a Japanese translation for Chinese word 拉面 which means hand pulled noodles.
So...it's weird for any Asian guy seeing others call instant noodles(more like instant regret) ramen. But enjoy it = )
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Eric: *CaRaMeLiZe iT*
Nola wut. Caramelization tastes good
The joke doesn't really count when everyone is like that
Galaxy Vulture I know I just noticed he said it several times lol
Nola we have the same name😂
But it looks good so we're gonna let it slide
0:06 OH YOU CAN.
My mom made korean noodles SO SPICY MY ENTIRE FAMILY COULDN'T EAT IT.
Cool! Would you mind to post the recipe?
I have never eaten a food that is too hot to eat , one time at a restaurant with my family and they were freaked out about how hot the " special hot sauce" was and it wasn't even that hot I could eat a spoonful of eat with ease
@@ashrafhaider598 bro have you ever eaten the ghost pepper
I’m Chinese and I just love all noodles
I personally like the second one the best I eat it all the time
Gacha SnowDumpling I'm a mix of Mexican and Puerto Rican and I love noodles more WAY than a regular Puerto Rican loves rice and beans😂
So amazing
Gacha SnowDumpling omg I looovvveee the second one so much
wow you are so unique.
Gacha SnowDumpling The third one is always for special occasions but I love the second one sooo much I always make it for lunch
Eric: makes soup and eats some
Alvin: its a free real estate
Why does this have 91 likes and no comments
@@joemomma8200 lol idk
They're noodles
@@emmawoudul4917 ik he just made soup with em
@Kymberly Rosé❤️🔥
Well am i the only that actually
Cooked the 1 Day Noodles?
It was so good!
Thx for the recipie Tasty
I will have to Change it up a bit so i can eat it but i will probally try it out ones i did that
I am actually making as I comment on this comment
😆😆 now millions saw how he misscatch the noodle tho😂 they didn't even cut that scene off😆
So caramelization is the key to deliciousness
pretty much... like Gordon Ramsey always said, no color no flavor
“Eric can I have some”
*Takes the whole bowl*
take a shot every time you hear “caramelized”
Nina Smith iM dRunK....
Nina Smith or everytime he says Asian supermarket
and my moms cooking
What if were underage to drink
αηgєl arts a shot of apple juice
0:09 **looks at my pot of burnt sauce and overcooked noodles**
Is that a challenge Mr. Zhou?
Oh my gosh I love his format so much! It gives different options for people with different time slots!
Edit: thx sooo much for all the likes guys!
Is me ? thank you so much for letting me know!
They have other vid like this check em out
YES! sorted food is awesome!!!
Check the original content at SORTEDfood if you like this.
For me it’s more like:
1 hour noodles
1 day noodles
1 month noodles
😂
I can proudly say that i dont know how to cook. Hell yess i know how to make tea. Alvin is cute
What about 1 week noodles???
Same 😭
For those who are wondering he said the word "carmelized" 11 times in this video.
StaminaBtw I think he said it 12 times
No I think 13
No I think 14
Naah its 15
No I think 16
1 month noodle: first we need to discover a pan
1st we need to carve this rock
1 month noodle: enough for about 1 million bowls of noodles, which would just take forever lol
1000 year noodle : First we will quickly discover fire.
@@its_maalik 1,000,000,000 year noodle: first we need to create the earth and discover metal
first we need to grow the wheat and make flour
12:50 when he said "and remember, there's always..." I thought he was going to say "there's always an asian better than you." HAHA.
"Hi, my name's Alvin, and I love noodles"
Honestly this is all anyone needs to know when they meet me
Hi, my name’s Nova, and I *love* noodles.
Exactly, because why use many word when few word do trick
I love how Alvin just comes in and eat all the noodles at the end of each recipes
I like how the “1 minute noodle” takes like 5 minutes
"1 minute noodles" *has everything prepped and ready to go*
Yep that was really annoying, that recipe would take 30 minutes
andrewthezeppo it would take 30 minutes to boil fresh pasta,and dump some sauces into a bowl?
It’s called *L E F T O V E R S*
@@andrewthezeppo 30 minutes? Do you randomly hide ingredients in your house? Boiling the noodles takes like 5 minutes total, in which time you can make the sauce and chop some scallions. Maybe like 10 minutes total for time to get all the ingredients and toast the seeds.
@@ratcasserole2163 *5 minutes
I made the first one cause I was hungry I didn’t think it would be that nice but Omds it was amazing I added a bit of honey in the sauce defo recommend
did you eat it cold? never really tried cold noodles so just curious if it was good
@@octoberfaulkner1272 yupppp
I defo recommend ur nan
6jGpx nice and wrinkly
@@Bryan-jm1gj my man here asking the real question
1 year noodles:
okay so we’re gonna make our own bowls-
Dont take a year to make a bowl
@@judah2885 oof xD
@@expertgamer2234 might
@@faranshahid1672 thats a lot of procrastinating
@@expertgamer2234 It does take a long time to make a glass bowl, it takes about 12 hours.
Eric peacefully eating noodles
Alvin: “Eric can I have some” lol
Early I’m surprised none of these people from Tasty have been on Masterchef
Alice Vlogs they’re all trained cooks and master chef is exclusively home cooks with other day jobs
@@srm4196 and this complexity and everything else is found with home cooks and day jobs? I don't get it. I think they're all the same only that master chef is a competition? I love home cooks BTW. Some of their food better than top chefs.
Jason Liao this is my first time learning this fact.
Maybe they earn too much at tasty and master chef is a meh
Xkaku xkaku Bruh if anything Master Chef pays you way more + you get recognition and reputation for your restaurant.
UA-cam Update : Smell has been added.
I would love that so much
@@paperclip4594 well if the vid is about P00P, that would suck.
@@adrinnasco797 who watches a video about poop
@@TypicalMan two girls one cup?😂
@@marlonthomas2713 stopppppp.......it's 2020!!!!! No need to bring back that misery.....
You know damn well that wasn’t a new noodle batch after he dropped it 😂
5 second rule lol
@@rosegetizo8775 actually the 3-5 second rules is not true, it depends on the moisture of the food that fell on the ground, because the more dry it is, the harder bacteria can get onto it.. but yeah random, sorry, I also don't believe the batch was new lol
Blue Cupcake you’re real fun at parties huh
skraightwee and who r u, again ?
Blue Cupcake whom are you? a boring ass nigga? sounds abt right
“Eric, can I have some?”😂
"You can find this sauce in any Asian shop " rip I live in Africa
Just walk to asia fam
oof
Go spend 1000 years walking to aisia
No worries fam I live in Asia specifically in India and I honestly can’t get even 3 of the ingredients he talked about
sandhya vallurupalli Np I am Thai I’ll throw you some of the ingredients to you!
80 years old man: I have a missing lung and have less than 48 hours to live.
Eric: You can find it in any asian supermarket.
I was actually born with 1 lung and I'm perfectly fine... Then again I might have 48 hours left so I better do this recipe lol
It’s fine I’m still here
Wun Wun Wun Wun
Hi Dude Do You play Lol?
@@wunwunwunwun1999 umm right.
Wun Wun Wun Wun bro u sure your fine?
Please bring Eric back more often! He's so knowledgeable and just a likable guy.
I’m on a rush to work and this will definitely hit the spot thanks 🔥🔥🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
So what I learned is I have to carmelize the ingredients I can find in any Asian supermarkets.
Viva i Manghi honestly those are life skills
Me: looks at title
Also me: looks at the time bar
My brain: *wait this video isn’t 25 hours and 1 minute long*
Cause some films are cutted
AlphaSTREAMs omg really I didn’t know until now
AlphaSTREAMs omg how did u figure that out? it would’ve took me *ages* to notice that! I mean like, it’s not possible that this comment is joking, right? 🙃
AlphaSTREAM you big brain
aight whos gonna do it
So no one is gonna point out that this has been a series on Sorted Food? Alright...
exactly! and sorted do it better
Eva Laffort steal like an artist, y’know.
Eva Laffort whats the point of pointing it out everyone does things that others have done it’s not a big deal
there’s videos of the same concept that came out BEFORE sorted lmao
@@blackswanvante yeah but some credits would be nice, sorted is not that big of a channel and buzzfeed is Infamous for stealing from smaller channels
Eva Laffort i’m just saying there are so many 1 minute vs 1 hour challenges
"Mom when is dinner ready"?
1 day later............ me *dies of hunger*
_now for the shallots_ , or as Gordon Ramsay says *_Shalats_*
Obviously that's not a "New clean noodle batch"!!!!!
*Its okay Tasty*
*but again, you don't know that*
they just said that bc they knew ppl would find sumn to be pressed abt these days ha
It can be you know?!?
they probably made a new batch of noodles or cleaned the batch that fell on the table??? But idk
@@cathleenaudrey1816 I love ur name 😂😂
Me:*Sees 1 minute 1 hour 1 day*
It’s an alvin video for sure.
Well yes... but actually, no.
@@JohnDoe-rn8rz Hilarious
Alvin taking all the noodles is a whole mood-
Counted 12 'caramelize's, 0 from the 1 min, 7 from the 1 hr, and 5 from the 1 day.
bill clinton's magic bee farm
You were quite determined