2-Minute Vs. 2-Hour Vs. 2-Day Cookie • Tasty

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  • @buzzfeedtasty
    @buzzfeedtasty  5 років тому +34949

    Find the recipes here:
    2-Minute Chocolate Chip Cookie (Makes 1 cookie)
    PREP TIME: 5 MINUTES
    COOK TIME: 2 MINUTES
    TOTAL TIME: 7 MINUTES
    INGREDIENTS
    2 tablespoons unsalted butter, softened, plus more for greasing
    ¼ cup light brown sugar, lightly packed
    ½ teaspoon vanilla extract
    2 tablespoons beaten egg
    6 tablespoons all-purpose flour
    ⅛ teaspoon kosher salt
    5½ tablespoons semi-sweet chocolate chips, divided
    PREPARATION
    1. Grease a large (at least 8-inch diameter) microwave-safe plate with butter.
    2. In a medium bowl, use a whisk or fork to stir together the butter, sugar and vanilla until light and creamy.
    3. Add the egg and stir to combine.
    4. Add the flour and salt and stir until just incorporated
    5. Fold in 5 tablespoons of the chocolate chips.
    6. Scoop the dough into a mound at the center of the prepared plate. Lightly press the remaining chocolate chips into the top of the dough.
    7. Microwave until the cookie is dry on top and springs back when lightly pressed in the center, about 1½ minutes. Let sit for a few minutes to cool.
    8. Enjoy!
    2-Hour Chocolate Chip Cookies (Makes 8-10 cookies)
    PREP TIME: 1 HOUR
    COOK TIME: 15 MINUTES
    TOTAL TIME: 195 MINUTES
    INGREDIENTS
    ½ cup granulated sugar
    ¾ cup light brown sugar, packed
    1 teaspoon kosher salt
    ½ cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, melted
    1 large egg
    1 teaspoon vanilla extract
    1¼ cups all-purpose flour
    ½ teaspoon baking soda
    4 ounces milk or semi-sweet chocolate chunks
    4 ounces dark chocolate chunks
    PREPARATION
    1. In a large bowl, whisk together the granulated and brown sugar, salt, and butter until a paste forms with no lumps.
    2. Whisk in the egg and vanilla, beating until light ribbons fall off the whisk and remain for a short while before dissolving.
    3. Sift in the flour and baking soda, then fold with a spatula until just incorporated. (Be careful not to overmix, which will cause the gluten in the flour to toughen, resulting in cakier cookies).
    4. Fold in the milk and dark chocolate chunks.
    5. Chill the dough for 2 hours, or, for a more intense toffee-like flavor and deeper color, overnight. The longer the dough rests, the more complex its flavor will be.
    6. Preheat the oven to 350°F (180°C). Line 2 baking sheets with parchment paper.
    7. Using a 2½-ounce ice cream scoop or a ⅓ cup measure, scoop the dough onto the prepared baking sheets, leaving at least 4 inches (10 cm) of space between each cookie and 2 inches (5 cm) of space from the edges of the pan so that the cookies can spread evenly. A half sheet pan should fit no more than 6 cookies.
    8. Bake for 12-15 minutes, or until the edges have started to lightly brown. Let cool completely before serving.
    9. Enjoy!
    2-Day Chocolate Chip Cookies (Makes 9-10)
    PREP TIME: 45 MINUTES
    COOK TIME: 20 MINUTES
    TOTAL TIME: 2 DAYS 65 MINUTES
    INGREDIENTS
    Toffee
    6 tablespoons (¾ stick) unsalted butter
    ¾ cup light brown sugar, lightly packed
    1 teaspoon kosher salt
    Water, as needed
    Cookie Dough
    1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter
    4 ice cubes
    ¾ cup granulated sugar
    1½ cups light brown sugar, packed
    2 teaspoons espresso powder
    2 teaspoons kosher salt
    ½ teaspoon baking soda
    2 large eggs
    2 teaspoons vanilla extract
    2½ cups all-purpose flour
    6 ounces 50-70% cacao chocolate, chopped
    Flaky sea salt, for sprinkling
    PREPARATION
    1. Make the toffee: Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
    2. In a medium nonstick saucepan over medium heat, melt the butter, brown sugar, and salt, stirring until evenly incorporated. If there are grainy lumps or if the fat starts to separate, add a couple splashes of water and stir vigorously to emulsify. Continue to cook, stirring constantly, until the mixture reaches 290°F (143°C), about 10-15 minutes.
    3. Pour the toffee onto the prepared baking sheet and spread out slightly with a spatula. Freeze until ready to use, about 30 minutes.
    4. Make the cookie dough: Add the butter to a medium nonstick saucepan over medium-high heat. Cook, stirring occasionally, until the butter turns dark brown and smells nutty. Watch carefully so the butter does not burn. Remove the pot from the heat.
    5. Add an ice cube to the butter and slowly let it melt. It may froth and bubble. Add the remaining 3 ice cubes and gently stir until melted.
    6. In a large bowl, combine the granulated and brown sugar, espresso powder, salt, and baking soda.
    7. Pour the brown butter into the sugar mixture and mix until combined. Don’t worry if it looks separated.
    8. In a small bowl, whisk together the eggs and vanilla. Pour into the sugar and butter mixture and whisk until glossy and smooth.
    9. Add the flour and fold with a rubber spatula to incorporate until the dough has no visible flour streaks.
    10. Remove the toffee from the freezer (it should be a frozen disc) and break it into chunks that will fit inside a gallon zip-top bag. Double bag the toffee and seal both bags. With a rolling pin, break the toffee into small pieces.
    11. Fold the crushed toffee and chopped chocolate into the dough until evenly distributed.
    12. Using a large ice cream scoop or a ½ cup measure, scoop the dough onto a parchment-lined baking sheet. Wrap the baking sheet in plastic wrap, but leave a small opening at the corner of the tray. 13. Let the dough rest in the refrigerator for at least 48 hours. This will allow the flavor to develop and the dough to dry out a little as it rests, which will result in less spread when it bakes.
    14. When ready to bake, preheat the oven to 325°F (163°C). Line 2 baking sheet with parchment paper.
    15. Arrange the cookies on the baking sheets, leaving at least 2 inches of space between the cookies and away from the edges of the pan.
    16. Bake until the cookies are golden brown with crispy edges, but are still slightly soft in the center, 18-20 minutes.
    Immediately sprinkle the cookies with flaky sea salt. then let cool completely. The cookies will be very soft at first but will set after they are fully cooled.
    17. Enjoy!

  • @marit2633
    @marit2633 4 роки тому +17381

    2 minute: i want a snack
    2 hour: im having friends over
    2 day: im in quarantine and have nothing else to do

    • @imani1172
      @imani1172 4 роки тому +106

      Marit honestly tho

    • @SentientTurtlesRUs
      @SentientTurtlesRUs 4 роки тому +201

      True, just called my Grandma who is stuck in her house and learned that she has been making the 2 day cookies

    • @fadedvisionz5301
      @fadedvisionz5301 4 роки тому +14

      Marit lol

    • @tabzzzz
      @tabzzzz 4 роки тому +42

      I made this comment to 1k likes please appreciate my existence.

    • @bb_robloxianbesties_bb283
      @bb_robloxianbesties_bb283 4 роки тому +7

      I’m your 1K like

  • @Shadkow
    @Shadkow 5 років тому +2081

    “If you don’t have friends, that’s kinda sad” well you know what? Less friends means more cookies for me. Take that.

    • @aimachb
      @aimachb 5 років тому +8

      Hahaaa your so positive, like that

    • @somerandomguy7361
      @somerandomguy7361 5 років тому +16

      More cookies= More joy, no friends= maximum happiness.

    • @marcush.bach-nielsen6059
      @marcush.bach-nielsen6059 5 років тому +16

      Yes, it was bold to assume that i even would share with my friends in the first place

    • @Darkwolfebony
      @Darkwolfebony 5 років тому +2

      @Leeroy Jenkins Chonks are cuter anyway!~

    • @jackkp9633
      @jackkp9633 5 років тому +2

      This person is a genius
      Just stating the facts

  • @bakorede
    @bakorede 5 років тому +1869

    I want to be Alvin's friend for 2 reasons:
    1. He is an amazing person.
    2. Those cookies are awesome and I can't bake and he gives his friends cookies.
    P.S ; I just realized that those were more than 2 reasons but you get my point.

    • @ratkid6959
      @ratkid6959 5 років тому +6

      Ikr

    • @melanieuon3212
      @melanieuon3212 5 років тому +9

      I was just about to comment how I want to be his friend too 🤣

    • @SingingSuperstar28
      @SingingSuperstar28 5 років тому +7

      You obviously got the order of your reasons the wrong way round 😂

    • @sheylin956
      @sheylin956 5 років тому +1

      Akorede Bamidele the 2nd one I understand but it’s fucked up

    • @eaglesfromphilly
      @eaglesfromphilly 5 років тому +4

      4 reasons*

  • @thesupersigmatrollers
    @thesupersigmatrollers 8 місяців тому +67

    Time Stamps!
    2 minute cookie: 0:29
    2 hour cookie: 2:56
    2 day cookie: 6:23

  • @Gorfeld
    @Gorfeld 5 років тому +36456

    If you don't have friends, that's kinda sad
    *i came for cookies not to be attacked*

  • @Jess-ln3hb
    @Jess-ln3hb 5 років тому +396

    "in order to make friends, you give them food." - Alvin 2k19
    This is the best advice anyone will ever give you

    • @tototitimi
      @tototitimi Місяць тому +1

      Why is this kinda true..?

  • @apexstarfox6033
    @apexstarfox6033 5 років тому +5121

    Who else saw this on there recommended like 10 times and decided to finally see it?

  • @leftonred11
    @leftonred11 9 місяців тому +45

    i once made the 2 day cookies (without the toffee because im scared and dont own a candy thermometer) and they legitimately were one of the most incredible things ever. among the best cookies i've had. i want to make them again right now

    • @elvee4557
      @elvee4557 9 місяців тому

      Where did u get the 2 day recipe??

    • @leftonred11
      @leftonred11 9 місяців тому +1

      @@elvee4557 in the pinned comment on this video, all three recipes are there

    • @khushieverma5602
      @khushieverma5602 5 місяців тому +2

      I dont have a candy thermometer and i even got the measurments wrong and the toffee still turned out great. js eyeball it lol

  • @megancrabtreee7904
    @megancrabtreee7904 5 років тому +12910

    What are the actual recipes? Because some brown sugar and some vanilla don’t help me eat some good cookies

    • @universeone4137
      @universeone4137 5 років тому +319

      they did post the recipe last year if i not mistaken,,,correct me if i wrong

    • @Happygamer10193
      @Happygamer10193 5 років тому +70

      I would look it up

    • @teenthor
      @teenthor 5 років тому +143

      HappyGamer101932 i tried even on their website its not there i want the 2 minute one but the 2 hour one is on their website

    • @universeone4137
      @universeone4137 5 років тому +85

      ua-cam.com/video/rEdl2Uetpvo/v-deo.html

    • @universeone4137
      @universeone4137 5 років тому +32

      they still have it

  • @anniephantom
    @anniephantom 5 років тому +322

    5:20 “if you don’t have friends... that’s kinda sad...”
    Me: *single teardrop runs down my face*

  • @hyper-neutrino
    @hyper-neutrino 5 років тому +71305

    2 year cookies: Alright, let's start with growing the wheat.

    • @iaamlisee9136
      @iaamlisee9136 5 років тому +806

      HyperNeutrino Lmaoo

    • @yeah2582
      @yeah2582 5 років тому +4759

      You missed the first step, plowing the field

    • @maidsinc.7577
      @maidsinc.7577 5 років тому +3461

      @@yeah2582 what about buying that field?

    • @yeah2582
      @yeah2582 5 років тому +3280

      My mistake you have to earn the money to buy the field to plow first

    • @maidsinc.7577
      @maidsinc.7577 5 років тому +1651

      @@yeah2582 better be some good cookies then

  • @mehhh247
    @mehhh247 2 роки тому +158

    I made the 2 min one and it is amazing. If anyone makes it I totally recommend dark chocolate instead of chocolate chips. It makes it a really good sweet to salty ratio.

    • @AzraJ
      @AzraJ 2 роки тому +6

      How did you get the quantity of the ingredients? He just says “some butter” rather than giving measurements

    • @mehhh247
      @mehhh247 2 роки тому +4

      @@AzraJ I just kind of put a bit, not too much, then if it wasn't enough I added more. If you put too much, just add a bit of sugar🤗

    • @ainsleyp56
      @ainsleyp56 Рік тому +1

      @@AzraJ tasty commented the recipe as well

    • @Vicky_iguess
      @Vicky_iguess 3 місяці тому

      omg i will try it

  • @ddaniell505
    @ddaniell505 4 роки тому +1032

    im not gonna lie, the 2-min cookie looks like something out of a cartoon

    • @maple494
      @maple494 4 роки тому +8

      thats what I thought

    • @kayleegorial9949
      @kayleegorial9949 4 роки тому +20

      D4niel it looks like a chocolate chip pancake

    • @cinderheart2720
      @cinderheart2720 4 роки тому +7

      I kinda wanna make it just to see it in real life.

    • @jillian3904
      @jillian3904 4 роки тому +6

      Cinderheart MLP do it I did it and it was so good!! 🤤🤤

    • @DaniGleenberg
      @DaniGleenberg 4 роки тому +5

      Cinderheart MLP lol I made it too. It didn’t go too well.....

  • @robertsemail5695
    @robertsemail5695 5 років тому +1131

    14:17 Yes I have a question about the recipes; CAN YOU GIVE THEM TO US?!!?!?

    • @lianett8377
      @lianett8377 5 років тому +123

      I am Nothing HE DIDN’T SAY HOW MUCH TO PUT IN IT AND I HATE ITTTT

    • @loagitz1425
      @loagitz1425 5 років тому +74

      I am Nothing THE ONLY FREAKIN THING HE SAID WAS HOW LONG IT SHOULD BAKE

    • @cardcaptorm
      @cardcaptorm 5 років тому +11

      OMG YAAASSSSS!!! Why tho??

    • @lachlancreighton5766
      @lachlancreighton5766 5 років тому +10

      I am Nothing i made the 2 minutes cookie but the didn't turn out super good but after a while you should get better at making the cookies so mabye give it a try

    • @madiverdecchio4416
      @madiverdecchio4416 5 років тому +4

      Omg ikr

  • @dp6037
    @dp6037 5 років тому +12631

    can I be this guy’s friend, I really want cookies

    • @tulipbui1715
      @tulipbui1715 5 років тому +852

      Cookie digger.

    • @LFM.productions
      @LFM.productions 5 років тому +178

      Hunny Buns lmao why am I laughing so hard 😂🤣

    • @uno674
      @uno674 5 років тому +47

      izzxø how he doesn’t give hardly any measurements for the ingredients

    • @uno674
      @uno674 5 років тому +16

      izzxø how? What would you even google?

    • @TeshikuKarin
      @TeshikuKarin 5 років тому +5

      🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

  • @Gustavo-iq5jl
    @Gustavo-iq5jl Рік тому +246

    2 week cookie: let’s take a flight to South America and pick up the cacao beans

  • @parzy_osu
    @parzy_osu 4 роки тому +4651

    Alvin: "I think if you have two days..."
    Me: *Laughs in quarantine*

    • @annaleighwoods7876
      @annaleighwoods7876 4 роки тому +16

      🤣

    • @enzuki
      @enzuki 4 роки тому +9

      I currently have 2 weeks left for my country's movement control, although it could extend but this 2 weeks is already cause it was extended, but considering how it's not a big country and there's 100+ cases everyday it might again (about the size of Italy but probably smaller since it's devided into 2 parts, I live in the more Central and smaller part of it)

    • @aleem8240
      @aleem8240 4 роки тому +12

      Exul lol my country have been quarantine for 1 month 😂

    • @enzuki
      @enzuki 4 роки тому +4

      @@aleem8240 well mine too, including the extended 2 weeks it will be 1 month as well. Although I hope they extend it till May

    • @aleem8240
      @aleem8240 4 роки тому +1

      Exul where you live?I live in malaysia

  • @KevinFrenchpiisceiss
    @KevinFrenchpiisceiss 4 роки тому +1715

    “Everyone’s grandma has a recipe, except mine because she’s Chinese” same bro. I felt that hard

    • @arandomperson2732
      @arandomperson2732 4 роки тому +16

      I can relate too

    • @anandamaia
      @anandamaia 4 роки тому +18

      Same but my grandma is filipino

    • @bellevoor
      @bellevoor 4 роки тому +56

      Friend: Grandma always gave me milk and cookies when we visited
      Me: Lola always gave me mangoes and siopao when I visited her

    • @weijihe348
      @weijihe348 4 роки тому

      Kevin French sameee

    • @ED-sg2zg
      @ED-sg2zg 4 роки тому +9

      My grandmun offers baklawa rolls with tea and literally doesn't have any idea what is chocolate chips!

  • @sammi-vy3bb
    @sammi-vy3bb 5 років тому +151

    "this is more about those times you get cravings and you don't want 10 cookies..."
    never felt that

    • @seakepp
      @seakepp 5 років тому +3

      But when I’m craving I want 17.. freshly baked cookies..

  • @shartfiabalog7905
    @shartfiabalog7905 4 місяці тому +3

    Just made the 2 day cookies and it's sensational. The best texture of any brown butter cookies I've ever made. The addition of the ice cubes made all the difference. Chewy, crunchy, toasty, caramel flavour. Absolutely yummy

  • @pokemontest3956
    @pokemontest3956 5 років тому +1443

    4:39 "I like my chocolate chip cookies like I like my bank account... frickin' loaded"
    -Alvin 6th July 2019

    • @justded2642
      @justded2642 5 років тому +28

      Can't relate- Me July 7th 2019

    • @Spoonsies_
      @Spoonsies_ 5 років тому +11

      Too bad his cookies aren’t loaded

    • @evita2464
      @evita2464 5 років тому +2

      I like my cookies how i like my bank accout, broken ans sad

    • @Jenna-dz2tv
      @Jenna-dz2tv 5 років тому

      Pokemon Test I can tell you not American

    • @lexx5618
      @lexx5618 5 років тому +1

      If I had my cookies like my bank account
      I wouldn't even have a cookie

  • @dxnzalt8054
    @dxnzalt8054 4 роки тому +12746

    2 decade cookie: Let’s start by melting our steel for our oven

    • @Xper_ienceZ
      @Xper_ienceZ 4 роки тому +514

      SPDY_DenZ you forgot to mine it

    • @purrfectpurrincess8045
      @purrfectpurrincess8045 4 роки тому +136

      @@T0YCHEST you do realize two decades is just 20 years right? Each decade is 10 years if you don't know common math.
      *nice fucking save-*

    • @rikoluvv
      @rikoluvv 4 роки тому +46

      @@purrfectpurrincess8045 20, 1 decade is 10 years bruh

    • @purrfectpurrincess8045
      @purrfectpurrincess8045 4 роки тому +37

      @@rikoluvv aw shit I didn't say that right- I know. I'm just extremely dumb at times :/ I forgot to add that a decade is 10 years each :|

    • @T0YCHEST
      @T0YCHEST 4 роки тому +91

      purrfect purrincess if u dont think u can die in 20 years i respect ur positivity on randomness

  • @shagster3054
    @shagster3054 4 роки тому +5615

    2 second cookies : so you wanna open this Oreo packet-

  • @Mistyf1
    @Mistyf1 5 років тому +787

    Microwaving cookies is possible?
    You just gave me hope

    • @Soultergeist
      @Soultergeist 5 років тому +1

      Saluted Firestarter when you find out the voltage is not enough and it is 10x longer to microwave one cookie.

    • @lifeisstrangemyfriend
      @lifeisstrangemyfriend 5 років тому +1

      Saluted Firestarter you’d be surprised all the stuff you can make in the microwave lol

    • @kaleiah2800
      @kaleiah2800 5 років тому +1

      Saluted Firestarter XD I know right? I tried the recipe and it worked so well!!

    • @laststand2182
      @laststand2182 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @MarisaCohenBeauty
      @MarisaCohenBeauty 5 років тому +2

      Your profile pic is literally my mental stability rn lmaoo

  • @guyonyoutube1097
    @guyonyoutube1097 3 роки тому +3745

    “If you dont have friends thats kinda sad”
    *We felt that*

  • @Charlie-yv3ib
    @Charlie-yv3ib 5 років тому +8936

    I honestly didn't expect the first one to actually be cooked, it looked like a pancake 😂

    • @jonahcrouch8178
      @jonahcrouch8178 5 років тому +44

      What's wrong with pancakes?

    • @noah0645
      @noah0645 5 років тому +654

      @@jonahcrouch8178 there's nothing wrong with pancakes , but if your COOKIE look's like a pancake you're doing something wrong

    • @michellesantos8783
      @michellesantos8783 5 років тому +279

      Same, I saw the thumbnail and I was like that looks raw.

    • @disneychannel2263
      @disneychannel2263 5 років тому +8

      Hey Charlie! 😣

    • @leahm.5901
      @leahm.5901 5 років тому +19

      That’s exactly what I thought!!

  • @rami8953
    @rami8953 Рік тому +13

    Thanks for the recipe for the 2 minute one. It really helped. I accidently added a lot more of flour on accident, but even though the cookies came out as soft, they were very delicious aswell. (This is also my first time making a dessert I love 😅)

  • @finleypdoherty
    @finleypdoherty 5 років тому +1072

    ‘I think colour is flavour’
    That’s what I’ll tell everyone when I burn toast 😂

    • @paolopischedda7629
      @paolopischedda7629 5 років тому +5

      @WalterRamjet HeroOfOurNation You have so right 💖

    • @hurby8260
      @hurby8260 5 років тому +4

      @@paolopischedda7629 yeah he *have* so right

    • @Avianca-rr3rf
      @Avianca-rr3rf 5 років тому +3

      WalterRamjet HeroOfOurNation So getting cancer is the best?

    • @obelix-ps4bo
      @obelix-ps4bo 5 років тому +2

      @@Avianca-rr3rf lol

    • @mike.mentzers_top_guy
      @mike.mentzers_top_guy 5 років тому +1

      Emojis in 2019 its so fucking cringe, use the twitch emotes
      Example: PogChamp, feelsgoodman, (lul,lol,lmao these are not twitch emotes but we use it), residentsleeper, Kreygasm, dansgame etc...

  • @Endermax3852
    @Endermax3852 5 років тому +1174

    Friend: bro can you make some cookies
    Me: *yeah just wait two days*

  • @jamespangilinan7581
    @jamespangilinan7581 5 років тому +375

    “uh, yeah...
    i can’t rap”
    that’s probably the BIGGEST mood in this youtube channel.

  • @wonderlandrious6116
    @wonderlandrious6116 2 роки тому +4

    For those who didn't know the toffee process like me, I put 1 cup butter and 1 cup sugar....and that did not work, the two ingredients didn't combine and it left me with a black bubbling sticky mess that got hard when it cooled (hot warm melts it) I did it again, same ratio, and before it could get black and bubbly, I wanted to give up so I threw some of the melted butter in the sink, and put it back on the stove (wasn't giving up yet YET) low and behold, I had toffee. The sugar melted and was getting ribbon-like. So it seems the ratio of butter to sugar has to be small. Little butter, more sugar. Hope that helped someone

    • @victorflink2661
      @victorflink2661 Рік тому +1

      look at the first comment all the way up next to the video, i may be 5 months late but better late than never, hopefully u have found the recipe by your own by this time but if not there ya go

    • @wonderlandrious6116
      @wonderlandrious6116 Рік тому

      @@victorflink2661 oh Waw!🙈I'm ashamed 😂😂😂thank you

  • @hallemiller5765
    @hallemiller5765 5 років тому +3464

    Alvin: ” I think colour is flavour”
    Me: * Burns cookies *
    Me: “Mmmmmmm fLaVOuR”

  • @pantherisboss94
    @pantherisboss94 5 років тому +2089

    “like my chocolate chip cookies the way I like my bank account, fricking *l o a d e d*”
    -Alvin Zhou 2019

    • @lupitalopez5239
      @lupitalopez5239 5 років тому +5

      Yeah but how is It actualy

    • @alisalahi562
      @alisalahi562 5 років тому +4

      WOOOOOOO

    • @pantherisboss94
      @pantherisboss94 5 років тому +9

      Lupita Lopez prolly pretty good considering that tasty is dummy rich and he’s one of the main producers and he has his own show so he probably makes nice money

    • @childabusetoyreview6315
      @childabusetoyreview6315 5 років тому +2

      *loaded*

    • @wessy9109
      @wessy9109 5 років тому +1

      PantherIsBoss 700th like btw 🙋‍♂️

  • @strawberryuri
    @strawberryuri 4 роки тому +1400

    When Alvin said, "In order to make friends, I need to give them food" I related to it on a personal level

    • @Ash0s492
      @Ash0s492 4 роки тому +31

      That is literally how I made all of my friends expect my best friend Lacey. Me and her fought over a brown crayon in kindergarten.

    • @Ash0s492
      @Ash0s492 4 роки тому +5

      xD

    • @pauldorsey2140
      @pauldorsey2140 4 роки тому +1

      deep

    • @24kace50
      @24kace50 4 роки тому

      What do you mean by dat doe

    • @thelonelytheatrekids4366
      @thelonelytheatrekids4366 4 роки тому +1

      When he said "Save it if you have friends if you dont bake it"
      Me:that's why I bake them all at the same time...I don't have any friends

  • @devc.4322
    @devc.4322 4 місяці тому +4

    Timestamps:
    0:27 Two Minute Cookie
    2:54 Two Hour Cookie
    6:24 Two Day Cookie

  • @bluesword7878
    @bluesword7878 5 років тому +1898

    I noticed that the more time it takes to make the cookie, the darker the cookies...
    So a burnt black cookie should be top-notch Gordon Ramsey level?

    • @YouTubewatcher744
      @YouTubewatcher744 5 років тому +125

      Your logic is impeccable

    • @swok6554
      @swok6554 5 років тому +29

      rAmsAY

    • @BenjaminLee2009
      @BenjaminLee2009 5 років тому +22

      no, its a top notch carcinogen level meaning if you eat it you get cancer and then you die

    • @Monika-ro1kn
      @Monika-ro1kn 5 років тому +4

      *its burnt.*

    • @gun4827
      @gun4827 5 років тому +1

      Yes

  • @Snurgel
    @Snurgel 5 років тому +3089

    All I wanted to see was a cookie baked for 48 hours. I’m a simple man

  • @BoonJim1
    @BoonJim1 4 роки тому +851

    “I think color is flavor”
    I told you mom, my cookies aren’t burnt, they’re just full of flavor 😤😤😤

  • @Therealstone9
    @Therealstone9 7 місяців тому +10

    2 century cookie:
    Step 1. Have an Industrial Revolution

  • @dragondog7515
    @dragondog7515 4 роки тому +4494

    I mean since everything is cancelled we might as well try the 2 day cookie
    Lol thanks for all the likes

    • @mysticism5073
      @mysticism5073 4 роки тому +15

      Dragon Dog so true

    • @andrezgaming.1672
      @andrezgaming.1672 4 роки тому +6

      Lol

    • @emmygth
      @emmygth 4 роки тому +25

      exactly what i'm doing right now

    • @bun2738
      @bun2738 4 роки тому +45

      but then we have to leave the house for the ingredients and we might die lmao

    • @heidicollyer5199
      @heidicollyer5199 4 роки тому +10

      anna - I’m sure some companies are still doing deliveries for essentials items

  • @Soochy_
    @Soochy_ 5 років тому +2699

    “If you don’t have friends, that’s kinda sad.”
    How dare you attack me like that.

  • @jamesr.2017
    @jamesr.2017 3 роки тому +5600

    2 nanosecond cookies: first you’re gonna want to imagine the taste of a cookie as vividly as you can

    • @sayurisupremacy
      @sayurisupremacy 3 роки тому +57

      genius idea

    • @zidanezayed6596
      @zidanezayed6596 3 роки тому +190

      aCtUaLLy yOuR bRaIn’S nEuRonNs fIrE aT 1 MiLLiSeCoNdS.

    • @Thy_memendy
      @Thy_memendy 3 роки тому +9

      @@zidanezayed6596 ok boomer

    • @zidanezayed6596
      @zidanezayed6596 3 роки тому +137

      @@Thy_memendy why do you think I typed it like that. I was joking

    • @Thy_memendy
      @Thy_memendy 3 роки тому +4

      @@zidanezayed6596 and i was joking too, *sigh* man shut yo bit-

  • @Waspinvr
    @Waspinvr 2 роки тому +20

    Idk why but the 2 min cookie just looks so good

  • @annikarogers7470
    @annikarogers7470 5 років тому +581

    Life advice from Alvin:
    “In order to make friends, you need to give them food”

  • @abhimanyusharma588
    @abhimanyusharma588 4 роки тому +337

    People: making friends requires years of dedication.
    This guy: the First step to making friends, make 2-day cookies and expect them to like it, and if they don't killem.

  • @stephecho5916
    @stephecho5916 5 років тому +3793

    "My grandma did not have a chocolate chip cookie recipe because... she's chinese"
    *The most relatable thing I've heard all week*
    Edit: wHAT THE HECK I leave this alone for 8 months and I see that I got 3k likes?

    • @donttrustmeimagemini8223
      @donttrustmeimagemini8223 5 років тому +35

      Same😆 except my grandma is Iranian.

    • @TheyCallMeVEER
      @TheyCallMeVEER 5 років тому +37

      And what was the most relatable thing you've heard the previous week?

    • @akaashimmer9206
      @akaashimmer9206 5 років тому +10

      yea i’m chinese....

    • @janicewalker4435
      @janicewalker4435 5 років тому +5

      don't trust me I'm a Gemini same

    • @mobstergold4757
      @mobstergold4757 5 років тому +4

      @@janicewalker4435 I am born in june so buddy you aint alone i do not know what you are talking about

  • @iToxiccQu
    @iToxiccQu 10 місяців тому +3

    2:55
    2-Hour Chocolate Chip Cookies (Makes 8-10 cookies)
    PREP TIME: 1 HOUR
    COOK TIME: 15 MINUTES
    TOTAL TIME: 195 MINUTES
    INGREDIENTS
    ½ cup granulated sugar
    ¾ cup light brown sugar, packed
    1 teaspoon kosher salt
    ½ cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, melted
    1 large egg
    1 teaspoon vanilla extract
    1¼ cups all-purpose flour
    ½ teaspoon baking soda
    4 ounces milk or semi-sweet chocolate chunks
    4 ounces dark chocolate chunks
    PREPARATION
    1. In a large bowl, whisk together the granulated and brown sugar, salt, and butter until a paste forms with no lumps.
    2. Whisk in the egg and vanilla, beating until light ribbons fall off the whisk and remain for a short while before dissolving.
    3. Sift in the flour and baking soda, then fold with a spatula until just incorporated. (Be careful not to overmix, which will cause the gluten in the flour to toughen, resulting in cakier cookies).
    4. Fold in the milk and dark chocolate chunks.
    5. Chill the dough for 2 hours, or, for a more intense toffee-like flavor and deeper color, overnight. The longer the dough rests, the more complex its flavor will be.
    6. Preheat the oven to 350°F (180°C). Line 2 baking sheets with parchment paper.
    7. Using a 2½-ounce ice cream scoop or a ⅓ cup measure, scoop the dough onto the prepared baking sheets, leaving at least 4 inches (10 cm) of space between each cookie and 2 inches (5 cm) of space from the edges of the pan so that the cookies can spread evenly. A half sheet pan should fit no more than 6 cookies.
    8. Bake for 12-15 minutes, or until the edges have started to lightly brown. Let cool completely before serving.
    9. Enjoy!

  • @natg.6987
    @natg.6987 5 років тому +4810

    2-minute: your homie
    2-hour: your grandma
    2-day: *that one mom who organizes the weekly carpool schedule*

  • @bridgett7128
    @bridgett7128 5 років тому +1384

    “Before you guys say anything, I have two of these shirts” lmaooo💀😂

  • @seungiemyeon
    @seungiemyeon 4 роки тому +2237

    "my grandma did not have a chocolate chip recipe because well,, shes' chinese" LMAOOOO i felt that

    • @yeolmae_delight8414
      @yeolmae_delight8414 4 роки тому +10

      cali tan I love ur baekhyuniee pic🥺🥰

    • @vegapondz
      @vegapondz 4 роки тому +7

      cali tan haha I can relate

    • @seungiemyeon
      @seungiemyeon 4 роки тому +4

      Chanyeol Lover aww thank you☺️

    • @jacky632
      @jacky632 4 роки тому +7

      I can relate to that

    • @jessehu1061
      @jessehu1061 4 роки тому +4

      Yep. *Sigh* Me too.

  • @PumpkinSpice-v5e
    @PumpkinSpice-v5e 2 місяці тому +1

    Here’s my recipe 1 get festebels 2 get flower eggs and bacon 3 put all into a bowl and stir until the bacon has covered all the mixture 4 put it the microwave for 16 hours and then add some salt and get yourself some good old Pepsi and garlic 5 eat and show your friends

  • @Baby_Z0MB1E
    @Baby_Z0MB1E 5 років тому +1430

    Alvin : My grandma did not have a chocolate chip cookie recipe, because she’s Chinese. 😂
    Why is this so true, I went to my grandparents house and instead of cookies we got red bean buns. ( they were really good ) - I’m Chinese🇨🇳
    Edit - Dude I legit didn’t think this would get that many likes, so thx ✌🏻
    comment what you ate at your grandparents house 👌🏻

    • @ykkynmrnki1424
      @ykkynmrnki1424 5 років тому +9

      I think its japanese version of cookies

    • @sheridanyang6365
      @sheridanyang6365 5 років тому +7

      How I love being Asian

    • @aveaillium8754
      @aveaillium8754 5 років тому +11

      Red bean buns are sooo damn good. Being British, we don't have chocolate chip cookie recipes either. We got scones and jam ones!!😂😂

    • @guestaccount2989
      @guestaccount2989 5 років тому +2

      BEANS!

    • @marysaleh2042
      @marysaleh2042 5 років тому +1

      Lmao instead, I found klecha (كليجة) at my grandparents house. They’re basically date rolls and they’re so good so I’m not complaining 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @sana5521
    @sana5521 5 років тому +636

    I thought they were going to leave the cookies out in the open for the different amounts of times 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @pink_kpop709
      @pink_kpop709 5 років тому +5

      Same

    • @mm-yo9cp
      @mm-yo9cp 5 років тому +4

      Bowyy Boo fr i was so confused 😭

    • @etunahsa0456
      @etunahsa0456 5 років тому +19

      I thought they were going to leave them in the oven for different amount of times....... I feel dumb

    • @karlajung1107
      @karlajung1107 5 років тому +4

      @@etunahsa0456 I laughed at the main commenter's assumption only to discover I was wrong in assuming the oven times were the right thing

    • @etunahsa0456
      @etunahsa0456 5 років тому +2

      @@karlajung1107 eYe-

  • @kaitlynlancaster4655
    @kaitlynlancaster4655 5 років тому +413

    Alvin: *eats ingredients*
    Tasty: Please don't do this
    Alvin: YOLO

    • @nataliaguenter1143
      @nataliaguenter1143 5 років тому +1

      I do it and I now know someone who does it as well 😊

  • @aamirsgalaxy5123
    @aamirsgalaxy5123 10 місяців тому +38

    2 decade cookie:
    step 1: be born

  • @raiders1k
    @raiders1k 4 роки тому +1353

    20 year cookie: alright, so let’s start with *_getting born_*

    • @pepeboto4640
      @pepeboto4640 4 роки тому +58

      Exxdee lets start with my dad not pulling out

    • @F18GGSLOL
      @F18GGSLOL 4 роки тому +3

      copied comment

    • @unthinkables6671
      @unthinkables6671 4 роки тому +10

      @@F18GGSLOL I don't see any comment that says that so idk what ur looking at

    • @myeheheh6887
      @myeheheh6887 4 роки тому

      @Tomura Shigaraki some do 😅

    • @dorist4767
      @dorist4767 4 роки тому +1

      200 year cookie: aight lets start with copying jokes.

  • @thejsonYT
    @thejsonYT 4 роки тому +1064

    2 Minute Cookie:
    First, you need seven minutes.

    • @aliveandunwell430
      @aliveandunwell430 4 роки тому +7

      łøł

    • @ZellHallow
      @ZellHallow 4 роки тому +1

      HAHAHGAHAH

    • @a..3657
      @a..3657 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @TDotLalo
      @TDotLalo 4 роки тому +6

      Are you narrating your 2 minute cookie for the camera too?

    • @bigdignan
      @bigdignan 4 роки тому +2

      Bahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahahhsgsgsgsgagagagaggagagagagagjcjdiahcjjzhhahahahahahahhahahahahaha... sorry choked on a cookie mid laugh

  • @Koko-wt1ls
    @Koko-wt1ls 5 років тому +346

    If you want cookies, you gotta warn me 2 days in advance🍪

  • @callmeLoola
    @callmeLoola Рік тому +3

    I DID THE 2 MINUTE RECIPE AND IT TURNED OUT VERY DELIOUS !!, but I didn't have vanilla extract, I only had the sugar vanilla so I put it in, and I didn't have chocolate chips,so I did plain cookies, and it turned out-----,AMAZINGGGGG, thankyou so much Tasty❤❤, New subbscriber

  • @whyamihere6288
    @whyamihere6288 5 років тому +1748

    You Seasoned the cookie
    *Gordon Ramsay Is Impressed*

    • @lionwolfm9496
      @lionwolfm9496 5 років тому +34

      ITS RAW!!!!!!!!!!!! 😡 😂

    • @lastfirstxxa7620
      @lastfirstxxa7620 5 років тому +6

      Oof I can spell sauce 😂

    • @peptobismolveins
      @peptobismolveins 5 років тому +14

      You people be making Gordan Ramsay jokes without even caring if he does not have his lamb sauce.
      *wait, that’s illegal*

    • @billybobthegamer7484
      @billybobthegamer7484 5 років тому +3

      He hates people who spell his name wrong

    • @jester1319
      @jester1319 5 років тому +1

      Elite Member 1 *GORDON RAMSAY 100*

  • @mayao8985
    @mayao8985 5 років тому +950

    The Producer: “Keep talking to keep the audience entertained”
    Alvin: “My Grandma did not have a chocolate chip cookie recipe because, she’s..... Chinese”
    😂😂😂
    Edit: Omg yes this is supposed to be funny! And it is NOT supposed to be offensive! I just thought it was funny how Alvin kept rambling off abt random stuff lol.

  • @y.amandasyaputri5723
    @y.amandasyaputri5723 Рік тому +4

    In my country Indonesia there’s a cookies store named Dough Lab. They have been baking since 2018. Me&other customers literally queueing in every Dough Lab outlets only to buy New Yorkers cookies. Me&my mom wonder what’s their recipe. Now we know Dough Lab’s New Yorker cookies is exactly like your 2-day cookies recipe (yes, they sprinkle sea salt on top too). Thanks, Alvin for leaking Dough Lab cookies recipe. I think we can be friends now.

  • @drtash21
    @drtash21 4 роки тому +2006

    20 sec cookie:
    Me at Subway: I'll have the chocolate chip cookie.
    Edit: Thanks for the unexpected likes 🎇

    • @catsforlife3540
      @catsforlife3540 4 роки тому +5

      Lol😂

    • @max-jr9st
      @max-jr9st 4 роки тому +1

      What is "esta senora es un angel"? I don't know Spanish that's why I ask hahaha

    • @catsforlife3540
      @catsforlife3540 4 роки тому +1

      @@max-jr9st This woman is an angel that's what it means

    • @max-jr9st
      @max-jr9st 4 роки тому +1

      @@catsforlife3540 Oh, thank's. I don't know if my Mac is wrong, but that comes out in this guy's comment lol

    • @catsforlife3540
      @catsforlife3540 4 роки тому

      @@max-jr9st that's strange

  • @mr.lookalike8666
    @mr.lookalike8666 4 роки тому +510

    I would just like to personally thank the people making jokes about years, decade and century cookies because I’m enjoying them way too much

  • @star7771
    @star7771 5 років тому +1977

    give us the recipe n measurements for the 2 day cookie 👺

    • @linaalqirem622
      @linaalqirem622 5 років тому +2

      misaki d

    • @childreninmybasement4949
      @childreninmybasement4949 5 років тому +39

      sydnehhh h stupid he didn’t give out the MEASUREMENTS FOR EACH INGREDIENT SMARTASS

    • @aestheticalyy9045
      @aestheticalyy9045 5 років тому +70

      sydnehhh h he didn’t give the measurements like tf are we supposed to guess

    • @amandahubbard7920
      @amandahubbard7920 5 років тому +6

      Right!?!?

    • @star7771
      @star7771 5 років тому +26

      Idontknowwhattosay. i feel honored for people people protecting me

  • @boomgoof2362
    @boomgoof2362 Рік тому +2

    2-second cookies: Before you start the 2-second cookie video. First, buy come cookies by going to a store with cookies, buy 1 cookies. Start your video, and edit the cookie teleporting your hand in 2-seconds. Now, you have a 2-second cookie for your viewers

  • @puzzled-head3493
    @puzzled-head3493 4 роки тому +2367

    Guy: "this dough will make like...10 to 15 cookies"
    Me putting the entire dough at once to make a giant cookie: *my goals are beyond your understanding*

    • @juriatsuki7658
      @juriatsuki7658 4 роки тому +71

      Or you have no friend to share your Cookies xP
      Sry if it's too mean. I didn't want to hurt your feelings.

    • @puzzled-head3493
      @puzzled-head3493 4 роки тому +48

      @@juriatsuki7658 that also works

    • @absinthe4322
      @absinthe4322 4 роки тому +24

      Truly a mad lad

    • @Кря-ш2н
      @Кря-ш2н 4 роки тому +25

      Juria Tsuki but you can cut it like a pizza

    • @Кря-ш2н
      @Кря-ш2н 4 роки тому +17

      Or you can go crazy an make 10 to 15 giant cookies

  • @jordancoof
    @jordancoof 5 років тому +669

    We are missing the 2 Second Cookie: Chips Ahoy.

    • @muznahsuleman693
      @muznahsuleman693 5 років тому +2

      Lol @ Jordan chua

    • @lavender3609
      @lavender3609 5 років тому +2

      True, true.
      XD

    • @Thespeedrap
      @Thespeedrap 5 років тому +2

      Chips ahoy not as good as the original recipe

    • @lucasliam8238
      @lucasliam8238 5 років тому +5

      No that finishes in one second, not two. I’d know, because if I waited two seconds to finish the box someone else would want some.

    • @BeirutBallin
      @BeirutBallin 5 років тому +2

      Deserves more likes

  • @AnAmericanComposer
    @AnAmericanComposer 4 роки тому +10797

    "Before any of you ask: I have two of these shirts."
    I feel attacked.

    • @Xan-Monk
      @Xan-Monk 4 роки тому +85

      Dude i love your channel ive been watching since 30k

    • @vaish_chavan
      @vaish_chavan 4 роки тому +73

      I bet he doesn't. Any sensible person would at least wear a difficult shirt for the sake of the video even if he has two of them. He could have atleast changed his shirt if he was going to shoot it on the same day lmao.

    • @zVision_
      @zVision_ 4 роки тому +31

      It's was at 666 likes. I haven't liked so fast in my life.

    • @albertalways4059
      @albertalways4059 4 роки тому +9

      AnAmericanComposer lol

    • @soursop8174
      @soursop8174 4 роки тому +15

      @@Xan-Monk his channel is probably older than you are

  • @Arob4343
    @Arob4343 Рік тому +6

    I need to do the 2 minute one. I’m curious about how good it is. But those 2 day cookies are my go-to

  • @aliverend
    @aliverend 5 років тому +629

    Where are the recipes?🤷🏼‍♀️
    I actually would love to recreate those delicious looking 2-day cookies 🍪

    • @GalaxyDoodles
      @GalaxyDoodles 5 років тому +33

      Katynajc no one knows and apparently there are no measurements, sorry hun, im upset about it too

    • @gustavor97
      @gustavor97 5 років тому +2

      Katynajc i would say its a classic cookie recipe you can switch in the ingredients

    • @jasonyuen6915
      @jasonyuen6915 5 років тому +29

      2 day cookies= Tasty 101 chocolate chip cookie recipe

    • @josephdobry5400
      @josephdobry5400 5 років тому +2

      @@jasonyuen6915 thx im gonna check that out

    • @IsabelHernandez-cq3qh
      @IsabelHernandez-cq3qh 5 років тому +8

      What about the 2 minute one? Like for those midnight cravings 😋

  • @rmsfavoritelilcrab4006
    @rmsfavoritelilcrab4006 5 років тому +772

    *“Bake it... if you don’t have friends. That’s kinda sad.”*
    Wow Alvin, you didn’t have to come for me like that. I definitely feel like I’m being called out.😂

  • @fizizy6415
    @fizizy6415 5 років тому +853

    i swear to god, youtube only recommends me these types of videos late at night when im drunk and hungry

  • @Mr-Farts
    @Mr-Farts 2 роки тому +1

    200 century cookie: Let’s start by taking a nice walk outside when it’s a fine day.

  • @morgandae
    @morgandae 5 років тому +504

    This video should be renamed:
    “How to Make Friends - By Alvin”

  • @theturtlekiller_880
    @theturtlekiller_880 4 роки тому +383

    I left my cookies to rest for a year, they have so much flavor now that they turned green!🍪😋

  • @marcczn6792
    @marcczn6792 5 років тому +3291

    Alvin: “My grandma did not have a chocolate chip cookie recipe because.... she’s chinese”
    I’m deadddddd😂😂😂

    • @viiperbiite
      @viiperbiite 5 років тому +6

      JustThatRandomCommenter I don’t get it?

    • @finncordy6218
      @finncordy6218 5 років тому +23

      @JustThatRandomCommenter i legit thought he said a he had diabetes 😂😂🤣

    • @lucindanevado9304
      @lucindanevado9304 5 років тому +44

      @@viiperbiite I don't either yet I'm Chinese. Am I missing something, besides the fact
      that Chinese people don't normally eat chocolate chip cookies?

    • @yueaouki7098
      @yueaouki7098 5 років тому +83

      @@lucindanevado9304 yeah thats it
      Lots of asian households don't really have recipes for things like cookie or cakes unless i guess they're traditional treats? Its the same for me too XD

    • @stormzak7799
      @stormzak7799 5 років тому +6

      @@viiperbiite cause they use sticks to eat

  • @wasleedbroskie3490
    @wasleedbroskie3490 11 місяців тому +2

    Hey Alvin! How are you doing! What if i were to do Scones? Waiting for a reply! Keep up the great work, much love!

    • @aaliahoque722
      @aaliahoque722 11 місяців тому

      He made this video 4 years ago you know?

  • @jarredmillan3811
    @jarredmillan3811 4 роки тому +1746

    “if you don’t have friends... that’s kinda sad.”
    no need to remind me alvin

  • @aarynjacob
    @aarynjacob 4 роки тому +803

    Alvin: “If u have no friends that’s kinda sad”
    Me: More for me

    • @moonmidnightgacha8343
      @moonmidnightgacha8343 4 роки тому +2

      @Aaron Eskenazi Lmao

    • @rwby3408
      @rwby3408 4 роки тому +2

      Aaron Eskenazi that’s my sister😂she even admitted that

  • @sabihahislam6161
    @sabihahislam6161 4 роки тому +3057

    Who’s watching this during quarantine cause they’re bored and got nothing else to do 😂😂😭😭
    Thank you all so much for the likes you’re all the best 🤗🤗🤗

  • @intothefuture2354
    @intothefuture2354 2 роки тому +3

    I don’t understand how he makes his cookies so good. When I try to bake cookies mine are as hard as a rock.

  • @cailynallebasi
    @cailynallebasi 4 роки тому +2811

    “My grandma doesn’t have a cookie recipe cause uhm....she’s Chinese”
    “I like my cookies like I like my bank account....frickin loaded”
    This guy is hilarious..he passed my vibe check

    • @alyssa471
      @alyssa471 4 роки тому +20

      Ikr he's awesome!!!

    • @sportsbydeclan2293
      @sportsbydeclan2293 4 роки тому +19

      Especially the uhh yeah I can’t rap

    • @sarah-si3fn
      @sarah-si3fn 4 роки тому +27

      and the “i have two different shirts” lmaooo i couldn’t stop crying

    • @IuminaIyte
      @IuminaIyte 4 роки тому +21

      “If you don’t have friends... that’s sad.”

    • @ryangonzalez8121
      @ryangonzalez8121 4 роки тому +2

      What is a vibe check.

  • @finnsargeant3499
    @finnsargeant3499 4 роки тому +2498

    200 million year cookie:
    All right lets start by burying the dinosaurs for our oil

    • @blueberryepic1510
      @blueberryepic1510 4 роки тому +24

      Ok

    • @dkwjdiwa
      @dkwjdiwa 4 роки тому +32

      @@pusheenlover7223 you clearly don't know how r/wooshing works huh

    • @dkwjdiwa
      @dkwjdiwa 4 роки тому +14

      @@pusheenlover7223 what do you mean?

    • @horatio1316
      @horatio1316 4 роки тому +12

      @@pusheenlover7223 Yeah, then why'd you do it? That person didn't have a joke go over their head.

    • @dkwjdiwa
      @dkwjdiwa 4 роки тому +10

      @@pusheenlover7223 that doesn't mean that they don't understand the joke they just said Ok

  • @leynavenzke2748
    @leynavenzke2748 5 років тому +1174

    For some reason I thought that this video was cooking the same cookie batter at different temperatures for two minutes, two hours and two days. Dang I’m dumb.

    • @DK-qj7cr
      @DK-qj7cr 5 років тому +11

      Leyna Venzke 🙋🏼‍♀️dumb/uninformed right along with you 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @jesusisthetruth4497
      @jesusisthetruth4497 5 років тому +7

      Leyna Venzke Nahh you not dumb, you’re fine lol

    • @vaishnaviananth5688
      @vaishnaviananth5688 5 років тому +2

      I thought the same... 😅😅

    • @RussellPRead
      @RussellPRead 5 років тому +2

      Jesus Is The Truth aye bruh thanks for letting my brother use ur Porsche for prom

    • @laney888
      @laney888 5 років тому +1

      Vaishnavi Ananth samee :-:

  • @lucasvanlammeren7946
    @lucasvanlammeren7946 2 місяці тому

    Id love this guy as a friend, he seems really cool and chill to hang out with, and the cookies look soooo good

  • @chrissy8830
    @chrissy8830 5 років тому +1261

    “The cookie contains a lot of drip” lmao i need my cookies dripping in chocolate chips too

  • @achild9348
    @achild9348 4 роки тому +2120

    *tasty:* makes 2 minute cookies
    *me:* makes *”2 minute cookies”* and spends and hour on them

    • @goofypenguin790
      @goofypenguin790 4 роки тому +17

      i made them in about 30! They were a lot like cake

    • @user-kl7cj5mn6z
      @user-kl7cj5mn6z 4 роки тому +8

      I’m making them right now it’s gonna take me like and hour 🤣😂

    • @2zad220
      @2zad220 4 роки тому +1

      Same tho

    • @madzr4800
      @madzr4800 4 роки тому +9

      Goofy Penguin really? Mine only took like 10-15 minutes, the longest step was the microwave and I hade to keep microwaving it in integers so it could become crisp

    • @usmaniqbal9207
      @usmaniqbal9207 4 роки тому +5

      lol it means 2 minute is the prep time

  • @aihwhejskskkksjdjfjncbs
    @aihwhejskskkksjdjfjncbs 5 років тому +532

    What happened to the 2 week, month and year cookie?

    • @מיכלמיארה-ש9ע
      @מיכלמיארה-ש9ע 5 років тому +44

      It's probably the same thing except these ones are also contain fungus 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😷🤧🤒🤭

    • @ubiquitous_plebeian
      @ubiquitous_plebeian 5 років тому +3

      It becomes a masterpiece, aka your pfp

    • @sircheesethethird6179
      @sircheesethethird6179 5 років тому +7

      You forgot decade, century, millenium, and eon.

    • @FrancesBaconandEggs
      @FrancesBaconandEggs 5 років тому +4

      Psychopathic Kirito the year cookie involves hatching some chicks and waiting for some of them to start laying

    • @jame-optional-s
      @jame-optional-s 5 років тому

      What kind of oven do you have, and why do you cremate cookies?

  • @keith2625
    @keith2625 Рік тому +6

    i made the 2 minute cookie and it tasted like an old pancake and my mom yelled at me and beat me with her wip and my dad shot me with his nail gun for waisting ingredients

    • @Freshgrxsses
      @Freshgrxsses 7 місяців тому

      That is the most unbeleivable joke ive ever heard-

    • @pamelab7871
      @pamelab7871 5 місяців тому

      With a reply as funny as this one, you could make a mint being a stand-up comedian! I laughed so hard I woke up my husband who was taking a nap!!

  • @tdark2977
    @tdark2977 4 роки тому +461

    “In order to make friends you need to give them food”
    -Damn I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time.

  • @randleformvp
    @randleformvp 5 років тому +842

    Gordon Ramsay: Let's add some olive oil.
    Binging with Babish: Let's add some kosher salt.
    Alvin: BUTTER

    • @veiikure
      @veiikure 5 років тому +19

      Brian Kong Boris : It’s okay! Just add some mayonnaise.

    • @Anonymoose62
      @Anonymoose62 5 років тому +9

      These comments are severely underrated

    • @rodrigodemiguellamminen5244
      @rodrigodemiguellamminen5244 5 років тому +5

      Chef john from food wishes.com: add some cayenne powder

    • @alyshiaoennus2057
      @alyshiaoennus2057 5 років тому +14

      U forgot one more thing :
      Rie : ALCOHOL!

    • @raul-hf2qn
      @raul-hf2qn 5 років тому +7

      Adam Ragusea: Add a whole bottle of white wine.

  • @evanwoods4774
    @evanwoods4774 5 років тому +1774

    First cookie: **Exists**
    Gordon Ramsay: It’S FoCkIn RAW!!

  • @foxwonderland8467
    @foxwonderland8467 2 роки тому +1

    I’m also someone who will put in 2 days into producing a fabulous cookie 🍪 thank you so much for this recipe. I am 100% 💯 going to make this next week. With some slight modifications, I have a personal caramel
    Recipe passed down from my grandmother that would be I think just perfect for this cookie! Thank you for sharing your passion project for this cookie. I can see your love and consideration you put in. I’m excited!!🙏🙏🥰🥰🙏🙏

  • @marvindavid6159
    @marvindavid6159 5 років тому +1470

    Okay, here's the thing.
    He's hot. He's funny. He's cute.
    BUT I NEED ALL THE MEASUREMENTS FOR ALL OF THE INGREDIENTS.

    • @lukasg4807
      @lukasg4807 5 років тому +93

      Just go for it, you don't need to be exact these aren't macarons

    • @brendacantu2230
      @brendacantu2230 5 років тому +34

      Just eye it ,extra HARD

    • @msMuffet.
      @msMuffet. 5 років тому +67

      Lukas G- LOL
      “These aren’t macarons”😂😂

    • @felizlauwu6757
      @felizlauwu6757 5 років тому +33

      i mean he did do this in the summer and he is wearing a t shirt so he must be pretty hot

    • @smenehere2618
      @smenehere2618 5 років тому +16

      Your comment is underrated... but LIKE YEAH

  • @pinkpineapple9663
    @pinkpineapple9663 5 років тому +671

    Perfect for those moments when I don't want ten cookies but want a little something sweet?? When would I NOT want ten cookies..

  • @chikinbooger
    @chikinbooger 4 роки тому +800

    2 Year Cookie: Start off by growing Cocoa beans.. and then get a baby chicken and start raising it for your eggs.

  • @WalterWhite570
    @WalterWhite570 Рік тому +1

    as a person who made the 2 hour and 2 minutes I honestly think the first one is the best the 2 minutes is so good and hits the spot. although it does turn out cakey for anyone who doesnt like that texture

  • @darshnirawat8799
    @darshnirawat8799 5 років тому +8798

    My idiotic dysfunctional brain: “0h, so they bake it for 2 days???”
    🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @jyotic4195
      @jyotic4195 5 років тому +183

      Mine too

    • @zoerss
      @zoerss 5 років тому +94

      Same

    • @trixinka__
      @trixinka__ 5 років тому +71

      me too lmao

    • @Frxnzied
      @Frxnzied 5 років тому +55

      Mine too

    • @jackdaniels1749
      @jackdaniels1749 5 років тому +149

      The 2 minute cookie looks raw that probably why we thought that way