Meanwhile... Rihanna's Super Bowl Performance | Did 50 Cent Have Penis Surgery?
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2022
- Meanwhile... Stephen is super excited to learn that Rihanna will perform at the Super Bowl, and he looks into a salacious rumor about friend of the show Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson. #Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
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Whoever wrote the lyrics to the 50 Cent cover needs to get a raise.😂
That was pretty on point. Would also be something 50 would do to troll as well.
I came to make or upvote that comment, have a vote.
genius
And a Grammy!
Absolutely
The kale bit. 😂🤣😆👏🏼👍🏼❤️🇬🇧
You can see the scientists trying to find a way to make people eat kale. Kale chips? Taste burnt. Salad? Too bitter. Let's say it's good for unborn babies! Pregnant women will eat anything. What do you mean, the fetus grimaces?
This "Meanwhile" left me crying... That rap was hilarious 😂
That !sh had me on the GROUND 😂😂😂😂😆
From his monologue to this, I don’t think I’ve seen him being this silly in a long time😍
I'm loving Stephen's more casual energy. Sometimes it feels like he's too concerned about making punchlines land; it's much better when he just takes his time and enjoys the jokes
He was on fire that episode!!! Love the laid back Colbert
Louis Cato has such a nice laugh
they missed a prime opportunity to use 50's song Magic Stick. lol
Don’t know the tune, but by the title that would’ve been a good choice. 😂
Because only 2% of a talk show audience would recognize that song but everybody recognizes In Da Club
2%? C'mon, give them more credit than that. Besides "Magic Stick" is technically a Lil' Kim song. That's a better explanation.
@@Opine_Divine thought about this afterwards and is a better explanation. But im also certain more than 2% know that song. It was also a hit single. Lbs.
7:23 Give us the full version. And give the writer and the rapper a raise.
I can't believe Stephen had the budget to get the horse from Monty Python. This is why they're the best show on late night
John Oliver will probably get the original taxidermied African swallow just to f*** with Stephen... that takes HBO bucks dude!
🤣🤣
This puppet likes Bill Gates & promotes him. He's not to be trusted cause he's used jokes to make useless points. The only time he tells the truth is when he lies.
"psycho porridge" 🤣🤣
Lol MariRihanna!! Love it! I'm sure Jimmy will love it!!
It's a good morning when Stephen makes me laugh out loud multiple times. Thank you.
Love love love when Stephen is silly...own sound effects was priceless!!
I really like Louis, Jon was great of course, but Louis wears his new position like a glove, with a great, bright smile.
Stephen deserved that applause at (4:30), because he is genuinely a funny guy, and he helped us so through some very dark times.
Agree. Love to hear Louis's giggles during the show -- he's actually reacting to and appreciating the content. Jon was more introspective; Louis is more outgoing and interactive, and therefore a better fit for that position. And yes, Jon was (still is!) great.
JB was insufferable
Louis took a little while to stretch into his new role and get comfortable, but he's really shining now!
Louis gives me a slight Kevin Eubanks vibe in that he has a smiling "shyness" to him and gives genuine laughs to Colbert's jokes.
(However, Eubanks made more joke replies and comments on Leno.)
@@thebasketballhistorian3291 Louis is still pretty new to the role. We'll see how his "sidekick" personality evolves.
Louis is so adorable!
I really hope that over the next week or so Jimmy Fallon gets dozens of cards that just say "Mari-Rihanna" without explanation.
My thought exactly. "Um, Stephan, I don't suppose you know anything about those postcards, do you?"😂
That's funny and all but she really has a Marijuana brand she is selling so they're going to be wrong.
It'll be the only reason Fallon would get mail.
Lol! His Friday Thank You notes will say "Thank you...Stephen Colbert... for the thousands of Mari- Rihanna postcards I received this week"
@@shawnshurtz9147 _"That's funny and all but she really has a Marijuana brand she is selling so they're going to be wrong."_
That may be, but none of them are named "Mari-Rihanna". From what I've been able to find, her marijuana strains are: _Karribean Kush, Haitian Haze,_ and _Jamaican High Grade._
Meanwhile is an essential part of a balanced midnight snack.
Yes, especially Mrs. Abramowitz's pills.
While I miss Jon Baptist, Louis is a sweetie and is doing a great job 👏
What did happen to Jon Baptist?
@@peanutmoose9591 He's working on new projects.
@@chezmoi42 And his wife has been ill. Cancer.
Jon Batiste *
Yeah I was just thinking that before I clicked on meanwhile
South Park totally called it, Mark Zuckerberg makes fighting noises with his mouth when he punches.
Omg so true
How on earth did they know???
Tbf most mma fighters make that noice when sparring
@@f1usa654 Isn't it a breathing technique to exhale sharply when striking? I might be wrong.
"You cannot defeat my shtyle!"
Punching a guy wearing a helmet. Genius.
NASCAR ?
When you said "dairy isle", I thought you meant Ireland. 😛
Big surprise that Zuck's sparing partner won't actually HIT HIM.
Stephen doing his own slide whistle is the best thing that's existed since Jurassic Park, which can only compete with the Peacemaker opening dance
What's is that thing called that he use to whistle?
@@omcin1987 It's literally just called a slide whistle
👌💯😂😂😂
Ever listen to Les Claypool from Primus's solo stuff? Best kazoo and slide whistle solos ive ever heard.
Whoever wrote this 50 cover needs a raise, that was hilarious!
I wish joke writers got more credits in late-night shows. Seth Meyers has been doing it for a while now and I wish Colbert would do something to highlight their work too.
Different sort of humour. Seth relies on a lot of fourth wall breaks, and calling out joke writers or someone like Wally is a part of that. You’ll sometimes hear the staff laugh at some kind on crew in joke as well.
Stephen has highlighted his writers before. His style is different than Seth's, he'll work them into a sketch.
@@ruekurei88 Very good point, they do this *all the time.* The 4th wall breaks definitely wouldn't work for every show.
This one made me laugh so hard this morning ing I choked on my damned coffee 🤣🤣🤣
My favorite Meanwhile in quite some time.. Great job to Stephen and the Late Show team!
As Trevor Noah said the superbowl will now be a Rihanna concert with football just around it.
Yoo. That song was actually dope 😂 we need the full track
Your killing me with the rap song 🤣😂🤣
🤣 Meanwhile, Nailed It. ✌️❤️.
Wow, the band was rockin’ Sly and the Family Stone! Way to go Old School!
Love the new band!!! Luis is killing it!
@Sonomacats in my enthusiasm kind of equated the new lead with a new band because of the energy. Anyway, they're great!
I like how we wanted a fighting robot, and the obvious choice was to teach Zuck MMA
Loved the 50 cents thing 😂
Thank you Mr Colbert for giving me the longest laugh I’ve had in years! Those sound effects KILLED ME!!
That 50 Cent edit is priceless
Oh, Stephen, you can't do a convincing horse without proper coconuts!
African or European?
@@jonmckinney4250 I think you're mixing it up with swallows.
@@jonmckinney4250 I do not believe there are any coconuts in Europe.
I came here for the Monty Python references and was not disappointed.
Holy Grail.
Meanwhile in Australia, craft beer got recalled for having too much alcohol 🤣🤣
In the US why have craft beer as high as 57.8%.
@@Dayandcounting isnt that just moonshine? That sounds like moonshine
@@cassandrakarpinski9416 No, moonshine is distilled, that's the main difference between beer and spirits.
In fact the main reason American Whiskey took off early on was because we struggled grow enough quality grain to make decent beer early on or even meet demand. Made a decent bourbon though.
@@Dayandcounting i was making a joke about how ridiculously strong moonshine is
@@cassandrakarpinski9416 and....you got a free education.
Meanwhile just went to the next level, somehow. 👀
I imagine if he'd had the surgery, he'd be calling himself 'Roll-a-Quarters'.
Yo Shorty, I'm not Shorty!
Only 50 Cent could make change and still end up with a whole dollar
Omg, I almost choked on my lunch! 😆 🤣
50 centimeters
Pretty sure South Park already covered Zuckerbergs hand to hand combat skills.
Best spoof rap song in a long while! 🤣
Watching zuck fight is like watching a saber battle in starwars. All flashy movement and sound effects with no intent to harm or defend. Cute lil swashbuckling
And not one hair on Zuck’s head was messed up.
It's cool his developers finally modernized his firmware with the MMA 1.0 update, but they still haven't fixed the facial expressions bug which I find surprising.
@@RustyGonzo #commentoftheday here you go sir 🏆
I can't pick my favourite moment of this segment!! Though I am going to need follow up from Fallon and all the LSSC mail he's getting. LOOOOL.
5:38 I laughed so hard I had to pause during this bit. MMA + Zuckerberg = God-Mode "Meta"-Level Absurdist Comedy Gold.
But when Norway had a butter shortage it was hilarious! But now its "serious" 🤣
6:42
🎼Bravely Brave Sir Robin
Rode forth from Camelot🎶
Some person in Hollywood:
This movie has aliens in it?
*GET ME SIGOURNEY WEAVER!*
Wow Sigpurney Weaver looks gorgeous ! Can’t believe she’s 72!! Is she immortal?
They have really good cosmetic surgeons.
I really like Louis. He is so chill and an exceptional musician. Hope Jon’s wife is doing ok.
The Meanwhile monologue needs to be longer.
They've done hundreds, they can't all be super elaborate
Stephen is the GOAT 😂
That 50 skit was hilarious!!!
O bent over laughing at the slide whistle!
Still laughing over the 50 Cent rap!!
Sigourney was on CBC Radio a few years ago and the silly presenter replacing a beloved icon of the CBC listeners asked Ms. Weaver if anyone called her Siggy- we all collectively went- ack!! -. Ms. Weaver replied- " NO ".
i didn’t know if it was my cat hissing or zuckerberg “fighting”
Mark Zuckerberg making his own fighting noises reminds me of that one South park episode 🤣🤣🤣 "You can not block my stoyle"
I do believe they were making their own fight noises! 🤣🤣
awesome hilarious Stephen is the King of late night
Zuckerberg doing MMA moves totally reminded me of Putin overthrowing opponents in judo fight.
Trump: Want to see Biden in Prison
Biden: What makes Trump believe I would visit him in Prison
Can't you ever think of anything new to say, instead of copying someone else's joke?
A good joke is shared.
@@chezmoi42 can’t you be nice?
I would visit T**** in prison. Bring popcorn, just enjoy the sight for a while.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 right 💁🏽
We need the full uncensored new version of In da club
6:00 why Zuck think videoing himself doing something is a good Idea?🤔🤣
The 50 cent bit lol whoever wrote that needs a raise!!!
Absolutely LOVE Zuckerberg's fight sounds LMAO! Hilarious and mind numbingly stupid hahaha
I enjoy meanwhile where the intro is shorter than the segment much more than the other way around.
Fantastic clip!! The 50Cent bit was killer!! 😂😂😂😂
No. She doesn't become a tree, she enters the Mycelium Matrix
I absolutely love it when Cobert SLAMS science research for doing stupid things.
I still miss Jon Batiste, and never thought I'd say this, but I am increasingly loving Louis Cato! He's really owning it and has such a nice laugh (not to mention his musical talent). I would miss him too, now, if he left. 💖 I guess TLSSC just attracts pure loveliness, no matter what.
The geriatric psycho porridge has to be best one yet
I just knew once the Meanwhile monologue description involved seafood, the Meanwhile description would involve Florida and I was not disappointed.
This Meanwhile made me laugh more than the monologue! That's saying a lot because I laughed all through the monologue! Thank you!
"I have rode the depth and breath of these lands..."
"Rode? You're just banging two halves of coconut shells together."
NASCAR piece- chef's kiss.
Stephen is getting funnier and funnier.His writers are terrific.I laugh out loud every night.
I could just watch the intros to these segments for hours
Using kale as a salad is probably why Americans hate it while it is a decadent meal in countries.
In Germany kale is an event on the first days of frost. Usually a tour through the frozen fields with plenty alcohol and then a hearty kale stew with fatty sausages.
I love kale.
Most people who hate it are eating it raw (it's bitter), or poorly cooked. All y'all missed out on my mom's kale which was always delicious!
Loved it on the first Meanwhile when he said meanwhile over the taped version.
With our town absolutely devastated by hurricane Fiona, the first thing I'm using my connectivity for is catching up on Colbert. 💖
the only thing that is keeping me sane is Stephen Colbert. he keeps me hangin' on!!!!
(that and RUM!!!)
damn colbert was on fire for this set! great jokes plus colbert was top form with delivery. maybe the best meanwhile ive seen, watched it twice!
They left out the part where the fetus smiled when the mom ate carrots. 🥕🥕🥕
not carrots ..... every one knows fetuses smile when the mom eats deep fried butter sticks
2:48 Best part
THIS WHOLE SEGMENT!LMFAOOOOOO
Stephen should have had coconut shells for making the horse sound. They could have been flown down to him by a swallow.
50's song slaps!
Stephen, where do you come up with this stuff to make us so laugh, we have to hold our
tummies ?
"Geriatric psycho porridge of news." - Classic
A Meanwhile intro where Stephen doesn't claim to be a hobo who's been awakened in the middle of the night? Did the writers lose a bet?
They should do a full song 😂
Mark: HUH! YOU TRY TO BLOCK MY STHYLE. NEWEWEWEWW PING PING POWWWW
😂😂Lol oh I needed this laugh today.
That rap song and slide whistle made my day!
So much fun with the band!
Road Rage comes to auto racing, sounds like something that would have been happening often, and way before now.
Going after that Hockey money 😉
LSSC is the GOAT - hilarious writers, great guests and LoVE Louis and the Band!!!
NOW we can troll 50c 🤣🤣
That Kale story makes mo sense. No food passes over a fetus's tongue, there is no taste sensation experienced
I doubt it was a large study, and I assumed it had more to do with how the mother FELT about it (chemical changes in response to mild disgust or dislike, and passed through the umbilical cord) than anything else. But yh, of course let's assume the baby hates kale it doesn't taste instead....