Dante's Inferno & The 9 Levels of Hell Explained

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  • @Wendigoon
    @Wendigoon  3 роки тому +5177

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    • @kderoeven
      @kderoeven 3 роки тому +79

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    • @DaddyT21
      @DaddyT21 3 роки тому +43

      Make a video about Isabelle Janke!

    • @ruchampsajaksra2954
      @ruchampsajaksra2954 3 роки тому +11

      You shit with that wallet?

    • @cole-ca-cola6731
      @cole-ca-cola6731 3 роки тому +26

      “I wonder where I can get a wallet like that?”
      Ok, did I read the script good?

    • @manpersonreal901
      @manpersonreal901 3 роки тому +17

      Do purgatorio next

  • @chinnoe7816
    @chinnoe7816 3 роки тому +89527

    Dante definitely wrote this laying on his stomach with his feet in the air like "and then virgil said i was so cool"

    • @-septimus
      @-septimus 3 роки тому +5551

      I hear this in Eric Cartman's voice. Not sure why.

    • @killiaslo1601
      @killiaslo1601 3 роки тому +4083

      @@-septimus “sohhhh kewwl “

    • @rockhistoria2537
      @rockhistoria2537 3 роки тому +3339

      @@-septimus Cartman' s inferno, make it real South park

    • @ayo_hitman_bang_introduces
      @ayo_hitman_bang_introduces 3 роки тому +212

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @olliefoxx7165
      @olliefoxx7165 3 роки тому +526

      @@rockhistoria2537 Thats a GREAT idea!!!! If only I had talent....Bro, you gotta do it!

  • @Bannedd567
    @Bannedd567 3 роки тому +17287

    Fun fact: in the book of Purgatory, Dante implies he himself will end up on the ledge that punishes people who were arrogant in life. So, he not only was full of himself, he happily embraced it

    • @Spoketlabolina
      @Spoketlabolina 3 роки тому +1386

      I thought of that too...he is narcissistic, judgemental, lacks true empathy to be honest...he only sympathizes with anyone who is from Rome, not even Italians in general 😂 or famous philosophers from ancient greece...who are still in hell.

    • @jeffreyphillip936
      @jeffreyphillip936 3 роки тому +317

      Oh so he's going to hell himself?

    • @scretladyspider
      @scretladyspider 3 роки тому +147

      That is hilarious omg

    • @berserkerciaran
      @berserkerciaran 3 роки тому +796

      @@jeffreyphillip936 no, he says he'll pass a lot of time in the frame of Pride in Purgatory
      The idea is that Purgatory is a temporary penitence for virtuous souls that aren't ready for Heaven when they die.

    • @Bannedd567
      @Bannedd567 3 роки тому +475

      @@jeffreyphillip936 nope, not hell, he's too good for that. Guess he figured putting himself in heaven would've been a little too on the nose, so he settled for purgatory instead, which has ledges to climb to since it's a mountain

  • @Mistheart101
    @Mistheart101 3 роки тому +21202

    If you keep dunking on Dante's writing like this, he's gonna put you in the turbo layer of Hell when he writes Dante's Inferno 2, man.

    • @primo4915
      @primo4915 3 роки тому +1027

      Divine Comedy 2 when?

    • @corporalkills
      @corporalkills 3 роки тому +145

      I love this comment

    • @agiammarco94
      @agiammarco94 3 роки тому +1312

      Dante’s reincarnation: “And here we reach the 9th circle of Super Hell where we see Wendigoon who made fun of me on UA-cam.”

    • @Mistheart101
      @Mistheart101 3 роки тому +171

      @@agiammarco94 That's exactly what I want

    • @ashnicole3029
      @ashnicole3029 3 роки тому +39

      At the time of my comment the original comment has 666 likes

  • @ryankelly7070
    @ryankelly7070 11 місяців тому +4746

    I can't lie, Satan being a 3-headed mountain sized monster chewing on the 3 biggest sinners of all time has got to be the best character design I've ever seen.

    • @MekhissiMiloudfodil
      @MekhissiMiloudfodil 9 місяців тому +46

      666 likes lol

    • @javierdariocanales7457
      @javierdariocanales7457 8 місяців тому

      That's a really interesting represetation of Satan, cause it's not an active entity, just a machinery, leaving to the sinners all responsability

    • @KCUFyoufordoxingme
      @KCUFyoufordoxingme 8 місяців тому +58

      Wait until Paradisio if you understand what you are looking at.

    • @SlowMoMofo
      @SlowMoMofo 7 місяців тому +4

      @@KCUFyoufordoxingme??

    • @Lapislazuli_36
      @Lapislazuli_36 6 місяців тому +20

      That's gonna be Blackbeard's zoan fruit power

  • @riccardobanti9203
    @riccardobanti9203 3 роки тому +4943

    I'm currently studying Dante in college and what i got from Inferno is that it's 70% political symbolism, 10% religious beliefs and 20% virgin Dante vs. Gigachad Virgil

    • @Aemilias9999
      @Aemilias9999 3 роки тому +8

      @@am-ranth8955 lol

    • @Diamondphobe
      @Diamondphobe 3 роки тому +72

      Audible has a great set of lectures on The Divine Comedy. Goes through the history of the period and the wider political system. Given by William R Cook and Ronald B Herzman. 8Hrs but worth it. Might be able to grab it on a trial of Audible and then cancel it?

    • @humidpath2104
      @humidpath2104 3 роки тому +213

      >Rolls through hell
      >Is tired to be stop
      > *“I’m on a mission from God”*
      >Doesn’t elaborate further
      >leaves

    • @sunmoon3147
      @sunmoon3147 3 роки тому +1

      Figures

    • @undergrounddojokeyboardcag701
      @undergrounddojokeyboardcag701 3 роки тому +3

      OP, is this the first time you've read DI?

  • @KudaTheNerd
    @KudaTheNerd 3 роки тому +9115

    Dante has "what is going on in Florence" as an option in all speech encounters.

    • @skin_lizard
      @skin_lizard 3 роки тому +528

      He still needs to start the Florence quest line.

    • @929er13
      @929er13 3 роки тому +368

      this reminds me of when i ignore main quest in zelda to do side quests and everyone i talk to vaguely references the mess I'm supposed to be fixing

    • @caiosoares2834
      @caiosoares2834 3 роки тому +82

      He is basically Ryo from Shenmue except instead of looking for sailors he really wants to know what's going on in Florence.

    • @zanderbear2487
      @zanderbear2487 3 роки тому +61

      This story would be a great concept for a story driven narrative game you are Dante wandering through hell progressively falling deeper into hell until you reach the center of hell and make your way all the way to paradise

    • @BeastFormal
      @BeastFormal 3 роки тому +243

      X - Sarcastic
      A - Yes
      B - No
      Y - Have you heard of any news from Florence?

  • @casualraccoon6788
    @casualraccoon6788 Рік тому +4388

    Dante was making self-insert Fanfic before things like AO3 and Wattpad. He was really a pioneer if you think about it

    • @Chillerll
      @Chillerll Рік тому +97

      Not really. Most Greek stories of travellers describe how they find and defeat all kinds of crazy monsters. This is as old as humanity

    • @bellaward29
      @bellaward29 Рік тому +29

      i forgot about wattpad for a hot minute you just unlocked core memory

    • @c731-enfi
      @c731-enfi Рік тому +41

      @@Chillerll But the thing is those travellers either thought what they saw or experienced were actual monsters because of the gap in knowledge back then where they would attribute any unusual encounters with monsters, or they were half truths that are exaggerated to all hell and are presented as actual truth, The Divine Comedy isn't like this because it does not make any effort in presenting that it actually happened nor was Dante himself testifying what he wrote was true, it was still fiction when 'fiction' wasn't an established term

    • @elfenlied_girl1238
      @elfenlied_girl1238 Рік тому +8

      He’s a petty icon 😂

    • @thewittywitcher0111
      @thewittywitcher0111 Рік тому +3

      @@c731-enfiwhilst this may be true, Dante still wasn’t an originator of the self insert, as most medieval works either talk of generic knights, the round table, the fae, or (and this is the relevant one) stories that revolve around the person’s very fictional adventures with a religious character. This is not to say the divine comedy is bad, it’s actually completely amazing and very innovative, but the fact that it was a self insert fanfic isn’t the innovative part. Hope this helps. \(^o^)/

  • @teddyawesome5197
    @teddyawesome5197 8 місяців тому +814

    I love how while he's in the middle of hell he still takes the time to diss other cities in the real world. Like "yeah this is hell but you know what's worse? Los Angeles."

    • @peopleskingdomofwolcottia
      @peopleskingdomofwolcottia 6 місяців тому

      I mean, with Biden in charge, LA is probably worse than Inferno

    • @llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331
      @llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331 5 місяців тому +38

      holy shit dante was historical vivziepop

    • @madamemortuus
      @madamemortuus 4 місяці тому

      @@llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331 Vivziepop has said that she was heavily inspired by stuff like Paradise Lost and Inferno so absolutely 😂

    • @REZA-tl5kr
      @REZA-tl5kr 3 місяці тому +14

      if you only knew, we have slurs for people from the other city, we dont have salt in our bread because of fucking pisa, we used to go to war over the most random bullshit

    • @ranimdude
      @ranimdude 3 місяці тому +4

      Thats very funny cause of Los Angeles’ name

  • @rufusholland5485
    @rufusholland5485 2 роки тому +7225

    This man really went to Hell to roast everyone who was suffering already

    • @bilepunch
      @bilepunch 2 роки тому +107

      Roast everyone who was roasting😂

    • @warmanessss2384
      @warmanessss2384 2 роки тому +3

      @@NjamNjam0 wow, didnt expect to see Najo here. WARHAMMER F-F-FAINT ME NI HAO

    • @eyitsyaboi4527
      @eyitsyaboi4527 2 роки тому +10

      lol Dante being a menace

    • @lukeistrash5940
      @lukeistrash5940 2 роки тому +55

      bro did the equivalent of slapping a homeless guy with a block of 10 grand 😭😭

    • @Arc-Tempo21
      @Arc-Tempo21 2 роки тому +3

      @@lukeistrash5940 The first comment in here creased me. This comment ended me, lmfaaaooo

  • @GTSE2005
    @GTSE2005 Рік тому +8335

    My guy Dante really just made the first ever tier list

    • @NikoCigoj
      @NikoCigoj Рік тому +216

      Where he goes to S tier

    • @_shadownotes_
      @_shadownotes_ Рік тому +149

      Virgil is an S tier pagan

    • @Chris_winthers
      @Chris_winthers Рік тому +271

      "starting off with lust. I mean, it's a sin, but it's not that bad. I'm gonna put it in C tier"

    • @renegadesofanarchy289
      @renegadesofanarchy289 Рік тому +14

      @@Chris_winthersMeanwhile in Persona 5…

    • @anotherguy5038
      @anotherguy5038 11 місяців тому +6

      John 15:10

  • @jennifernaperala8561
    @jennifernaperala8561 Рік тому +2419

    Wendigon I'm an English teacher in Chesapeake, Virginia. I was introducing The Inferno to my 27 seniors, and one of them told me about this video. She had just watched it a few days ago. We spent the last several days watching it, and WOW did it help prepare us for reading. AWESOME AWESOME work! Thanks for sharing!

    • @epiczgaming8894
      @epiczgaming8894 Рік тому +23

      Agreed 👍🏻

    • @mikeycrosbie6381
      @mikeycrosbie6381 Рік тому +174

      W teacher for watching videos

    • @Black_Aces
      @Black_Aces Рік тому +45

      I wish you were my teacher...

    • @Fivept48
      @Fivept48 Рік тому +20

      Small world, I’m from Chesapeake too lol, good ol 757 😎

    • @95iloveboobs
      @95iloveboobs Рік тому +27

      Bruh if I was in school and my chad of a teacher played a wendigoon video for the class I would’ve payed a lot more attention

  • @iminyourwallz420
    @iminyourwallz420 11 місяців тому +2185

    My boy Dante really woke up one day and decided to write the first ever fanfic in human history, and everyone to this day is still fine with that

  • @austerloowaterlitz1543
    @austerloowaterlitz1543 3 роки тому +5451

    It truly lives up to the name "Divine Comedy". Dante asking the souls about what's going on in Florence as they're being punished was hilarious.

    • @alvintollah
      @alvintollah 3 роки тому +522

      Burning soul: "aaaa, it's hot! Please, make it stop!!"
      Dante: "yea, but how's florence tho?"

    • @TheKing-qz9wd
      @TheKing-qz9wd 3 роки тому +85

      Hilarious and woefully callous. Ouch.

    • @claytonkickflip7595
      @claytonkickflip7595 3 роки тому +18

      Uh the word comedy doesn’t mean funny in its Latin context.

    • @austerloowaterlitz1543
      @austerloowaterlitz1543 3 роки тому +227

      @@claytonkickflip7595 Yeah, Wendigoon explained that in the video. I'm just saying that the context of the word "comedy" today still fits with the story of Dante's Inferno due to how hilarious Dante talks to the souls.

    • @LegoMasterGames
      @LegoMasterGames 3 роки тому +95

      c o n t i n u o s l y
      might I add. By the end of the story the whole hell must be like “Well, at least we are not in Florence, am I right, guys?” lol

  • @PanzerMan332
    @PanzerMan332 3 роки тому +24544

    "That's why yo shoes raggedy."
    Dante: "That's why yo mama in Hell."
    *vine boom sound*

    • @CallOfGamer2012
      @CallOfGamer2012 3 роки тому +720

      even more powerful than JK Rowling

    • @haileygrey5047
      @haileygrey5047 3 роки тому +374

      I don’t know why but I laughed so damn hard at this 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭

    • @alecmccllellan6500
      @alecmccllellan6500 3 роки тому +50

      You will learn

    • @localegoist4079
      @localegoist4079 3 роки тому +39

      Bruh

    • @spizun
      @spizun 3 роки тому +12

      This meme been dead for 9 months bru

  • @thepapistyourmotherwarnedy752
    @thepapistyourmotherwarnedy752 3 роки тому +4090

    Dante is the first fanfic writer in history, he even has a self insert who has his favorite character tell him he’s awesome

    • @Sasu123456789x1
      @Sasu123456789x1 3 роки тому +68

      OMG stop, this is hilarious 🤣 but so true. I legit thought the same thing.

    • @meg2249
      @meg2249 3 роки тому +257

      Don’t forget his very own Mary Sue angel Beatrice. A woman who he only met twice (first at 9 years old) with the meetings about 9 years apart, who married someone else. I don’t think they were ever romantically involved. But he held unrequited love his entire life.
      That is the ultimate fanfic move: turn your crush (who probably doesn’t know you exist) into a Perfect Mary Sue who is totally in love with you because you are soooo cool…

    • @LizardisSleepy
      @LizardisSleepy 3 роки тому +66

      He definitely had a praise kink

    • @ultimateinternetman4335
      @ultimateinternetman4335 3 роки тому +72

      dante is a lot like chris chan, he paints himself as a man everyone loves and respects in his own story and includes lots of people he looks up to and knows in real life. he also punishes people he didn't like in real life, just like chris chan.

    • @EddieM1994
      @EddieM1994 3 роки тому +72

      Fun fact: the Divine Comedy came to Dante in a dream, and it was basically treated as a holy vision by a bunch of people in the Catholic Church. Holy visions were kind of common back in the day? But yeah, people believed that he really went to Hell, Purgatory and Heaven and the Comedy is a retelling of a real thing he did.

  • @NephiylusBaphson
    @NephiylusBaphson 11 місяців тому +1293

    I don't know how accurate it is to call the Divine Comedy a self-insert fanfic but it certainly feels like it

    • @Pyxaanthal
      @Pyxaanthal 10 місяців тому +120

      It is absolutely accurate to call it a self-insert fanfic

    • @AgainstRoyalProtocol
      @AgainstRoyalProtocol 9 місяців тому +28

      Original sonichu

    • @halcyon63
      @halcyon63 7 місяців тому +13

      well, it's a fanfic with him inserted, so i'd say it's accurate

    • @AndorRadnai
      @AndorRadnai 7 місяців тому +7

      That is essentially exactly what it is… 😂

    • @greencrack7671
      @greencrack7671 5 місяців тому +11

      Writer: Dante...
      Main Character: Dante...
      Most of the named people in hell: People Dante liked, who talk highly of Dante...or people he disliked in real life suffering...
      Self insert fanfic?: Yes. Definitely.

  • @williambutcher7429
    @williambutcher7429 3 роки тому +15151

    dantes inferno is basically just
    dante: dang this guy is getting his ballsack crushed for eternity, thats not epic
    virgil: this is the man who ate your sandwich
    dante: he deserves it

    • @michaelswanson3802
      @michaelswanson3802 3 роки тому +208

      😂😂 underrated comment

    • @eldaladel
      @eldaladel 2 роки тому +92

      I am proud to say I am your one thousandth like

    • @yourmomsfavorite69
      @yourmomsfavorite69 2 роки тому +66

      this comment is comedy gold

    • @simonecumer1673
      @simonecumer1673 2 роки тому +85

      Yeah but in italy you study that ne wrote the book only to put a girl he met once in heaven lok

    • @mr.switchblade604
      @mr.switchblade604 2 роки тому +54

      @@yourmomsfavorite69 "comedy" gold
      👈👈😎

  • @loweexpectations3222
    @loweexpectations3222 3 роки тому +2653

    Dante: "It gets worse as you go down"
    Layer 6: Flaming coffins
    Layer 8: Heavy coats

    • @gladysmueller5062
      @gladysmueller5062 3 роки тому +96

      Flaming coffins? No the gay part was later

    • @gladysmueller5062
      @gladysmueller5062 3 роки тому +219

      @Magne M layer 9 is for people who talk about their grindset on social media

    • @jasonrhome710
      @jasonrhome710 3 роки тому +56

      I was thinking about that a bit. If the interiors are LEAD, that shit is stupidly heavy, hence lead pipe being a long running murder weapon in Clue. Depending on how those coats are constructed, they're possibly marching around in a manner where breathing would be next to impossible while being completely encumbered. (Not to mention what that would do to the shoulders the weight is draped over.) Worse than perma-roast, unlikely. Still not the best day in the afterlife to have.

    • @thatboymeak
      @thatboymeak 3 роки тому +16

      ​@@jasonrhome710 ironically, a lead pipe is one of the least deadly weapons every.
      you can punch a hole through lead, you can bend it, rip it with your bare hands even, lead is incredibly malleable.
      the solid lead you see isn't actually solid lead, it'll be a lead alloy
      but that also means you could mold the lead into a support system that you could lean back on while standing - the only way it would be heavy enough as pure lead would be if there's a lot of it, like inches thick all over - but lead being incredibly malleable means an inch think can be spread millimeters thin under enough pressure (less pressure the hotter it is...)
      you could build a lot outta that coat

    • @jabba6749
      @jabba6749 3 роки тому +9

      @Magne M damn imagine listening to drake in stage 1 limbo dude

  • @cassiec9008
    @cassiec9008 3 роки тому +6070

    I feel like Dante has his own layer of hell where this video plays on repeat for eternity just continuously insulting his ego

    • @SSj___3
      @SSj___3 3 роки тому +50

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @madamecaboose5431
      @madamecaboose5431 3 роки тому +158

      And that’s our layer of heaven ;)

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 3 роки тому +261

      It must be pride circle in general.
      Just imagine someone who you adored insulting the shit out of you in the most gruesome, creative, awesome, but hurtsome way there can be. And whenever you speak up to them, your tongue gets cut out, to regenerate back until next time you speak up, and so on.

    • @rockhistoria2537
      @rockhistoria2537 3 роки тому +68

      @@Crazylom you should write a sequel

    • @-WarCriminal-22
      @-WarCriminal-22 3 роки тому +6

      @@rockhistoria2537 you mean remake?

  • @bradenclark6789
    @bradenclark6789 8 місяців тому +151

    I always appreciate that deliberate, 1 second pause between “as always,” and “thank you for watching.” It makes me feel genuinely appreciated. Thank you wendigoon!

  • @FruityCatRing
    @FruityCatRing 2 роки тому +5555

    I swear Dante is that one kid you accidentally pushed in line and he kept threatening to get you back. So a few years later, he puts you in the 9th circle of hell in his poem.

    • @au8363
      @au8363 2 роки тому +36

      Jesus Is King.!!!!!!!

    • @mariawhite7337
      @mariawhite7337 2 роки тому +29

      I can not confirm or deny I was this child too.

    • @FruityCatRing
      @FruityCatRing 2 роки тому +50

      @@au8363 😃 uhm can you like not.

    • @FruityCatRing
      @FruityCatRing 2 роки тому +31

      @@mariawhite7337 We all have a little Dante in us ✨

    • @nfdhje38743m
      @nfdhje38743m 2 роки тому +3

      Drake be like

  • @julesvillega
    @julesvillega 3 роки тому +11925

    Dante: *is in literal hell*
    Also Dante: Damn... well... at least we're not in Pisa.

    • @quispp
      @quispp 3 роки тому +145

      Yeah fuck pisa

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 3 роки тому +138

      Wait until you see Pomezia.

    • @sebizzus
      @sebizzus 3 роки тому +309

      as someone who lives in Pisa i can tell you that despite many centurys have past people form Florance and other big citys in Tuscany still playfully hate Pisa and make similar jokes

    • @LIZA_BOBO
      @LIZA_BOBO 3 роки тому +49

      @@sebizzus those Pisa jokes must be getting old by now...🤷🏻‍♀️😇
      Hope you`re having a good christmas🎁🎅🏼❤️

    • @pivotaldisorder8126
      @pivotaldisorder8126 3 роки тому +85

      @@LIZA_BOBO depends which way you lean

  • @whoaitstiger
    @whoaitstiger Рік тому +3348

    I love how Dante, traveling through the Circle of _Betrayal,_ agrees to help a guy and then after finding out you can get sent to this place immediately without dying if you commit a terrible sin, proceeds to _betray_ the guy by not helping him. The balls on this guy!

    • @nananamamana3591
      @nananamamana3591 Рік тому +417

      It's ok, *DANTE* is on a holy mission from *GOD* so that's how you know it's ok, God said Dante is *cool* not like those *other* traitors and hypocrites, and if Dante says God says that Dante is cool than you *KNOW* it has to be true! And if you *DON'T* agree than guess what kiddo? You're gonna be in hell! Alongside alllll the other meanies that made fun of him!

    • @YoutubeIsRetarded689
      @YoutubeIsRetarded689 Рік тому +117

      MISSION.... FROM.... GOD!

    • @noremac7216
      @noremac7216 Рік тому +139

      ​@@nananamamana3591Dante is that guy at work who's always doing the things you get in trouble for but no one ever said anything about it because he's tight with one of the managers

    • @Verm1n
      @Verm1n Рік тому +33

      ​​@@noremac7216not only is this extremely accurate and hilarious, but, I was also that guy at my last job😂

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale Рік тому +31

      See, if you help evil people, you are doing evil.
      But if you hurt evil people, you are doing good.
      Hehe... moral absolutism is funny.

  • @isthisfake.
    @isthisfake. 9 місяців тому +555

    this entire video makes me laugh no matter how many times i watch. dante laying on his bed with his pen, angrily writing, "and this stupid dumb idiot who called me ugly is now burning in hell. also virgil loves me and thinks im awesome and hot and muscular"

    • @redquare30
      @redquare30 3 місяці тому +4

      lmao, dante was truly a pioneer

  • @chickencurry420
    @chickencurry420 Рік тому +5461

    I love that a part of this story involves Dante meeting his favorite writers and being like "Oh my god. I'm a big fan. You guys are the shit." and they're like "No, Dante. YOU are the shit. Alright, see ya later!"

    • @Chillerll
      @Chillerll Рік тому +513

      And then everyone clapped and Dante made a sick backflip

    • @troybaxter
      @troybaxter Рік тому +109

      And here we are today talking about Dante and his works.

    • @Bruh-fy1jk
      @Bruh-fy1jk Рік тому

      And they are in fucking hell

    • @foxarror
      @foxarror Рік тому +30

      It’s just a fan fiction

    • @beidousimpd5309
      @beidousimpd5309 Рік тому +8

      @@foxarrorliterally lmao, tho technically all works that are not fiction are fan fiction

  • @cautiontape0
    @cautiontape0 Рік тому +3231

    Dante’s comments about Pisa and Genoa make me realize how timeless of a tradition it is to dunk on nearby cities for no reason. Like I can already hear a New Yorker walking through hell and passing the frozen damned souls and being like, fuckin jersey amirite

    • @sarahbearbabygirl
      @sarahbearbabygirl Рік тому +322

      “and this guy from new brunswick tried to charge $10 for a bacon egg and cheese, can you believe it? anyway he’s a tree now watch me break off his arm.”

    • @woahicantbelievethat
      @woahicantbelievethat Рік тому +132

      Bro it's been like 800 years and they are still beefing 💀 When I tell you there's a story that says that Florentine bread is unsalted because Pisani were the ones selling the salt... And they would never pay money to a Pisano

    • @TheOnlyBootlegger
      @TheOnlyBootlegger Рік тому +54

      *trips over a guy's head* "'ey I'm walking here!"

    • @randomchannel1669
      @randomchannel1669 Рік тому +19

      @cautiontape0 actually there were plenty of reasons for those cities to hate each other…first of all they were all maritime cities, thus they were strongly competing for the best export routes, which eventually lead them to be in war for various decades. If you are more interested about it just Google it, I’m no historian, but at the end of the day people from those cities hate each other still today.

    • @Tepaneca
      @Tepaneca Рік тому

      Cringe

  • @biguscolombus9694
    @biguscolombus9694 Рік тому +1688

    >went down to hell
    >walks on the river and pushes everyone back to make an epic entrance
    >blasted the city gate with a single tap
    >threatens every fallen angel who wants to interfere
    >refuses to elaborate further
    >leaves

  • @galactic-hamster7043
    @galactic-hamster7043 5 місяців тому +42

    I absolutely adore the mental image of vergil and dante walking thru hell Blues Brothers style and going "we're on a mission from god" at every inconvenience and roadblock just as they do. The OG blues brothers

  • @DaroLinguiniJohnson
    @DaroLinguiniJohnson 3 роки тому +4249

    Soul: Please help me this sucks so bad.
    Dante: Y'know what else sucks? Society.

    • @smugii8109
      @smugii8109 3 роки тому +71

      Dam that's deep 😔

    • @Marqrk
      @Marqrk 3 роки тому +57

      Dante knew we live in one

    • @ILikedGooglePlus
      @ILikedGooglePlus 3 роки тому +53

      society
      bottom stanza

    • @squidvis
      @squidvis 3 роки тому +75

      Dante: My life is nothing but a devine comedy.

    • @baptisimo5962
      @baptisimo5962 3 роки тому +42

      I'm XIV and this is deep

  • @Tink00
    @Tink00 2 роки тому +3784

    Dante: lying and betrayal are some of the worst possible sins anyone can commit
    Also Dante: lies to and betrays ice face man

    • @Bleepbleepblorbus
      @Bleepbleepblorbus 2 роки тому +19

      He did anyone lol.

    • @Bleepbleepblorbus
      @Bleepbleepblorbus 2 роки тому +5

      Say* he did say anyone

    • @jtom3lly
      @jtom3lly 2 роки тому +103

      He literally committed a sin in hell 😭😭

    • @trooperz3499
      @trooperz3499 2 роки тому

      Those aren’t the worst sins lmao

    • @imsorrythankyouplease7613
      @imsorrythankyouplease7613 2 роки тому +16

      @@trooperz3499 they are the hardest to forgive because you can never be sure if the person is truly sorry.

  • @awanteddude5373
    @awanteddude5373 3 роки тому +3435

    A piece of old biblical self-insert fan-fiction is not only, one of the most hardcore, heavy metal, horrifying piece of fiction that a human being has ever put on a piece of paper, but also the basis of modern Italian.

    • @isabelateixeira3713
      @isabelateixeira3713 3 роки тому +92

      what those darn italians were up to huh👀

    • @JEMA333
      @JEMA333 3 роки тому +85

      @@isabelateixeira3713 taking naps when shit get rough

    • @scoompaloompa
      @scoompaloompa 3 роки тому +94

      Dante was sent to the 9th layer of hell for ensuring that modern Italian replaced Latin as the language of the Italian peninsula.

    • @vicgull5
      @vicgull5 3 роки тому +8

      @@JEMA333 Words to live by

    • @TyroneLangam
      @TyroneLangam 3 роки тому +8

      Sounds just like the actual bible

  • @dominickloffredo5432
    @dominickloffredo5432 7 місяців тому +16

    I absolutely love this . I watched all 3 . Then started over. I love the transformation in your reference for Dante the writer , you can really tell you read these one at a time and then did the videos ( which is awesome) , because the first one you’ve got a lot of jokes and don’t seem to have a lot of reverence for Dante , then by the end of purgatory your tone for the man has changed greatly and you can’t hold back tears. What a journey you had too! Amazing it’s kinda all set up that way . Fantastic job !

  • @Unknown-xi6bk
    @Unknown-xi6bk 2 роки тому +8587

    The idea of Dante having a personal experience with tax collectors and aggressively writing them into the deeper parts of hell in his fanfic makes me laugh

    • @AbsentMinded619
      @AbsentMinded619 2 роки тому +390

      He understands the human condition

    • @bgee461
      @bgee461 2 роки тому +323

      I got a sloppy burger in my order the other day, that person is definitely going to be a main character in my book about hell.

    • @Unknown-xi6bk
      @Unknown-xi6bk 2 роки тому +56

      @@bgee461 as he should

    • @au8363
      @au8363 2 роки тому +30

      Jesus Is King.!!!!!!!!!

    • @mvp5724
      @mvp5724 2 роки тому +7

      @@AbsentMinded619 judas is the main betrayer

  • @4dkarma486
    @4dkarma486 2 роки тому +9519

    Minotaur: *appears*
    Virgil: yo shoes raggedy.
    Minotaur: *has seizure*

    • @scottpeltier3977
      @scottpeltier3977 2 роки тому +311

      That part made me cry. Dantes inferno is such a beautiful story

    • @THICCTHICCTHICC
      @THICCTHICCTHICC 2 роки тому

      BUSTED ASS ADIDA

    • @toospooky051
      @toospooky051 2 роки тому +419

      Virgil: WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOSE

    • @cryo2156
      @cryo2156 2 роки тому +373

      Virgil: "your jordans are fake"

    • @joshdepaola4002
      @joshdepaola4002 2 роки тому +172

      Virgil was just built different

  • @mohawkan423023
    @mohawkan423023 3 роки тому +4381

    Sinner: "I am literally in the most pain a human being can experience right now, and I will be until the end of ti-"
    Dante: "So what about Florence though, you heard anything juicy about Florence recently?"

    • @christopherandersson5082
      @christopherandersson5082 3 роки тому +263

      “Particularly people I don’t like” “I mean you’ve got all the time in the world for a little gossip right haha”

    • @LSDMTHC42069
      @LSDMTHC42069 3 роки тому +16

      💯💀💯💀💯💀💯

    • @anonecki
      @anonecki 3 роки тому +143

      Dante was Joe Rogan several centuries before Joe Rogan
      "That's crazy, man. Any news from Florence?"

    • @buckplug2423
      @buckplug2423 3 роки тому +9

      A true Italian

    • @liamlivingdummy9854
      @liamlivingdummy9854 3 роки тому +62

      Dante: “You live in Genoa? Bro, that is kinda cringe.”

  • @namurenee6439
    @namurenee6439 7 місяців тому +12

    You know, I’ve always enjoyed your content and have frequently used it to tolerate my work shift. I haven’t watched your stuff in a minute and recently felt intrigued to read up on Dante, it was a wholesome satisfaction to feel confident in my source, thank you.

  • @LotusDecember
    @LotusDecember 3 роки тому +9897

    dante: sitting in his house writing his little fanfiction
    dante's landlord: aye man, rent's due
    dante: >:( I'll show you

    • @ItsNessaTho
      @ItsNessaTho 3 роки тому +92

      Lmaoo 😂

    • @EmoLover43
      @EmoLover43 3 роки тому +284

      This made me laugh so much as he writes in his book and says yeah this will show him!!

    • @perisos3891
      @perisos3891 3 роки тому +91

      Give me rent

    • @mattsmith457
      @mattsmith457 2 роки тому +54

      Average Hasan viewer

    • @RAC00NFANGIRL
      @RAC00NFANGIRL 2 роки тому +17

      Haha
      Landlord :: ooh no not that

  • @beetvalley
    @beetvalley 3 роки тому +1623

    "Man these robes are heavy."
    "Yeah. im bored."
    "Wanna step on that dude nailed to the floor?"
    "Hell yeh i do."

    • @fatbus0596
      @fatbus0596 3 роки тому +11

      "(HELL) yeah I do"
      🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @IDontmeanit
      @IDontmeanit Рік тому +3

      🚶

  • @stealthyshadow567
    @stealthyshadow567 2 роки тому +4037

    It’s funny that the two guys that tried to kill Cesar are in the 9th circle, and the guy that sentenced Jesus Christ to death by crucifixion is like a solid mid 8th. Dante’s inferno, specifically who is in what circle, is not only the first fan fiction but also the first tier list.

    • @DANI_EXXTACY
      @DANI_EXXTACY 2 роки тому +122

      OMG TRUE

    • @Only.D.G.
      @Only.D.G. Рік тому +93

      The first fanfiction was the Aeneid by Virgil

    • @TaurusWitch29
      @TaurusWitch29 Рік тому +6

      @@user-ch9vd4cd3t they made it

    • @IRUNASSULT
      @IRUNASSULT Рік тому +133

      Whats funny is that Ceasar gets to chill the the first circle as a virtuous pagan but Alexander the Great, someone who Caesar viewed as heroic and enviable is stuck in a boiling lake.

    • @standard-carrier-wo-chan
      @standard-carrier-wo-chan Рік тому +45

      @@user-ch9vd4cd3t It means Dante ranks betrayal as the top tier of sins.

  • @lappy_lazuli
    @lappy_lazuli 11 місяців тому +20

    Hey, wendigoon, this video came out around the time a close family member passed away and I couldn't watch this video bc linked memories, but i finally watched this and really made me get emotional and remind me of him. Thank you for being able to share such a story

    • @gasterblaster6943
      @gasterblaster6943 7 місяців тому

      Did you just say a video about the punishments of hell reminds you of a family members passing? Was he good with god?

    • @bazzacorps
      @bazzacorps 2 місяці тому

      Exatly what i was thinking​@@gasterblaster6943

    • @drainingenergy
      @drainingenergy 2 місяці тому +1

      I hope things are going well for you ❤️❤️

  • @f1urps
    @f1urps 3 роки тому +1825

    - Writes about real people from his life to vindictively punish them within the story
    - Writes about his idols showering him with adoration
    - Puts fictional characters on the same level of reality as real people
    Dante was definitely one of CWC's previous lives

  • @hambergaler5327
    @hambergaler5327 2 роки тому +2373

    Dante’s writing seeming like a “fan-fiction” where his heroes all love and admire him makes perfect sense when you get into Purgatorio. In his second book dante struggles with the realization that his greatest sin that he needs to atone for before entering paradise, is his pride.

    • @josephb.4640
      @josephb.4640 2 роки тому +174

      At least he's humble enough to realize his own flaws. Makes me think of my own insurmountable sin...which makes me desperate for Jesus's atoning sacrifice on the cross.

    • @stevensilver2880
      @stevensilver2880 2 роки тому +37

      @@josephb.4640 just think of the billions of sins you could absolve if you just got up on a cross too, gotta work twice right? Are we not all children of God? Or are we the snotty step kids and Jesus his letterman all state athlete blood son? Who knows anymore let’s just get crucfiyin

    • @FalonGrey
      @FalonGrey Рік тому +23

      @@stevensilver2880 Jesus Christ was the son of God, correct. But was also part of the Holy Trinity as well. I'm no expert by far, but I don't think that crucifying any normal person, even if they willingly agreed to bear the burden for everyone's sins. Especially since they are all previously repented, and forgiven due to Jesus's sacrifice on the cross.

    • @stevensilver2880
      @stevensilver2880 Рік тому +21

      @@FalonGrey I appreciate the fact you responded to this so realistically yet with so much class and respect for my foolish words. You are a good one

    • @justacatwithasadface2692
      @justacatwithasadface2692 Рік тому +2

      @@stevensilver2880 If you acknowledge your words as foolish, why say it at all? Actually curious.

  • @Squid-Flaps
    @Squid-Flaps 3 роки тому +2736

    You missed mentioning the 800 year old fart joke. While Dante and Virgil are walking by the demons, one of them "made a trumpet of his ass."

  • @DeborahHall-w5o
    @DeborahHall-w5o 10 місяців тому +7

    Read the book 20 years ago, and I'm amazed at how much had forgotten or didn't catch in the first place. I really appreciate the commentary and insight

  • @Summertimeislife
    @Summertimeislife 3 роки тому +7691

    Dante: “I said whoever threw that paper, your moms in hell!”

  • @bianca-rw6nd
    @bianca-rw6nd 2 роки тому +6051

    *people suffering in hell for eternity*
    Dante: "can we talk about the political and economic state of the world right now?"

    • @GothboiGucci
      @GothboiGucci 2 роки тому +107

      i always thought Dante’s Inferno was a metaphor to the real world. kinda like a wake up call.

    • @rubydacherry3015
      @rubydacherry3015 2 роки тому +126

      he would love jaden smith

    • @nikhilajith8880
      @nikhilajith8880 2 роки тому +1

      🤓🤓🤓

    • @rats3481
      @rats3481 2 роки тому +47

      "i've come to talk to you about your cars extended warranty"

    • @MrHeavy466
      @MrHeavy466 2 роки тому +15

      Twitter was a mindset before Twitter.

  • @alaskahall9641
    @alaskahall9641 3 роки тому +3143

    Layer 8 is literally an eternity of the pacer test

    • @briansilva6857
      @briansilva6857 3 роки тому +161

      My coach back in highschool used to make us Sprint at full speed for 30 seconds and if he saw anyone slow down even a little bit, he would stop the timer until the person sped back up to full speed. 30 seconds would turn to over 2 minutes, people would pass out lol

    • @Hellknight101
      @Hellknight101 3 роки тому +209

      @@briansilva6857 that sounds like child abuse goddamn.

    • @lagumlemoni331
      @lagumlemoni331 3 роки тому +26

      Lvl 9 is plank frvr

    • @liamzeeson576
      @liamzeeson576 3 роки тому +15

      THE FITNESS GRAM

    • @olliefoxx7165
      @olliefoxx7165 3 роки тому +27

      @@Hellknight101 Its not. People have to be pushed to get in shape. Once your body starts adapting it gets easier. I remember how bad it sucked when we came off summer break and had to start running and sprinting. It felt like heck and sucked but within a few weeks things got easier.

  • @Vampwatch1462
    @Vampwatch1462 8 місяців тому +20

    I would recommend an Italian film from 1911 that is one of the earliest adaptations of Dante's Inferno. It just came out on Bluray this year.

  • @paragonrobbie9270
    @paragonrobbie9270 2 роки тому +2612

    I unironically loved this story when I had to do a report on it in high school, and I still do. It's probably the greatest fanfiction ever written, right next to My Immortal.

    • @lethaldream50
      @lethaldream50 2 роки тому +152

      gotta love the Inferno, but it's got nothing on My Immortal. cmon admit it

    • @TobeyFairre7861
      @TobeyFairre7861 2 роки тому +84

      Fangz 2 raven 4 da help

    • @TownBiness97
      @TownBiness97 2 роки тому +9

      How could you ironically love this story? You guys just use words you don't even understand

    • @etteugab8397
      @etteugab8397 2 роки тому +91

      @@TownBiness97 its mean to make it sound sincere. ironically liking a story would be more like... saying "i love this story, its so quirky" vs "i absolutely love this story and think its a beautiful piece of media." the 38 likes understood the comment, and im sure you did too. the english language is used, defined, and changed as generations grow older. the definitions of words are skewered and used differently in comparison to the past few centuries/decades. stop being so anachronistically self-centred. people can use words in whatever way they want.

    • @waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3
      @waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3 2 роки тому +42

      @@TownBiness97 i love rise of skywalker ironically because it's a terrible movie and a train wreck that derails whatever remained of the saga but it's so fucking funny because of that

  • @samg7646
    @samg7646 3 роки тому +3229

    It feels ironic that Dante breaks his word and "betrays" someone's trust in the 9th circle of hell, where people are being punished for betrayal.

    • @spitgorge2021
      @spitgorge2021 3 роки тому +254

      likely intentional

    • @SabrinaRina
      @SabrinaRina 3 роки тому +29

      A product of your environment message, irony... intentional or not? Hmmm.

    • @Founderschannel123
      @Founderschannel123 3 роки тому

      Welp just hope to see your betrayed friend or family member or your gf even

    • @alexandrecussiol8827
      @alexandrecussiol8827 3 роки тому +42

      @@spitgorge2021 Considering the rest of the self righteousness and opinionated moments i don't think it was intentional, i believe it was just a huge leak of Dante's ego being portrayed clearly without he noticing it. But if it was intentional at least he had some self-awareness

    • @ssjjshawn
      @ssjjshawn 3 роки тому +13

      @@alexandrecussiol8827 Read parts 2 and 3 of the play. Dante is self aware, and addresses it more or less.
      Also the trip through the afterlife is all a character journey for Dante, which very deliberately starts with him lost in Hell for a reason.

  • @oofley8346
    @oofley8346 3 роки тому +1695

    Removing the self insert, "and then everyone clapped" portions, this is a fascinating and exceedingly creative work of fiction

    • @Sillymodezeenith
      @Sillymodezeenith 3 роки тому +149

      The transitions of Dante sleeping and then waking up in a new place has the same energy as taking a little kid on a car ride, but other than that it’s definitely really interesting.

    • @laurenray8458
      @laurenray8458 3 роки тому +57

      This is like the 13th century version of those One Direction Wattpad stories that become movies. Like something that is like why the fuck was that made but also like very interesting

    • @martinphilip8998
      @martinphilip8998 3 роки тому +7

      Lol. You have to toot your own horn to get noticed. I’m from a big family. That’s how it works.

    • @adonisparts1343
      @adonisparts1343 3 роки тому +22

      And the super homophobic parts

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 3 роки тому +3

      @@adonisparts1343 Time issue, but yes. OF COURSE!

  • @MrSourYT
    @MrSourYT 10 місяців тому +37

    “You see, your argument is invalid because I have written you into hell.”

  • @jaybeanart
    @jaybeanart 3 роки тому +7216

    sinners: "please help me, i'm in so much pain"
    Dante: ...
    Dante: ...ok but like..
    Dante: 𝐇𝐨𝐰'𝐬 𝑭𝑳𝑶𝑹𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬?

    • @Leonyithas
      @Leonyithas 3 роки тому +438

      Imagine if this happened in modern times and you’re a dead soul and you see a living soul come up to you through unknown means and just being like “yo what’s going on in Cleveland?”

    • @jaybeanart
      @jaybeanart 3 роки тому +27

      @@Leonyithas asdfsjsks exactly

    • @katybug6572
      @katybug6572 3 роки тому +9

      Lol ikr

    • @abnormal9613
      @abnormal9613 3 роки тому +36

      @@Leonyithas bruh I’m in Cleveland right now

    • @abnormal9613
      @abnormal9613 3 роки тому +36

      @@Leonyithas the hotel has corn stalks outside of it

  • @MrYondaime1995
    @MrYondaime1995 3 роки тому +994

    >The chad Angel
    >Blows up the gates of the city of Diss
    >Says Dante is on a mission from god
    >Refuse to elaborate further
    >Leaves

    • @Goblinhandler
      @Goblinhandler 3 роки тому +67

      Gigachad Angel

    • @MidnightTea7
      @MidnightTea7 3 роки тому +50

      The very definition of Deus Ex Machina.

    • @prodvoid8023
      @prodvoid8023 3 роки тому +6

      this cracked me up lmao

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs 3 роки тому +7

      Dante and Virgil are the original Blues Brothers

    • @hippyjoe
      @hippyjoe 3 роки тому +2

      Who are you quoting?

  • @_daughterr
    @_daughterr 3 роки тому +1554

    i don't understand why, but listening to you talk about literally anything is such a joy, it feels like a nerd talk with your best friend in high school that leaves you with a good mood for the entire day, thanks for your content, man

  • @zenithd.8781
    @zenithd.8781 9 місяців тому +17

    Stuff referenced in Limbus Company:
    7:16 - Dante wakes up in a dark forest, is attacked by wild animals (in LCB it's characters with animal names/themes)
    7:40 - Virgil is Vergilius in LCB who, just like Virgil, acts as Dante's guide through the story
    8:45 - Vergilius literally tells Dante LCB that they have to go through the inferno
    12:14 - This is just a hunch of mine, but I think the people who try to attack Mephi while Dante LCB and crew are travelling might be a parallel to the sea of lost souls
    13:20 - The bus driver in LCB is Charon
    17:05 - I feel like in LCB Vergilius gets this treatment instead of Dante. Also I have a hunch that this group could be reflected by Yuri and the other two fixers. So far I've only played up to the dungeon in Canto 3.5, but I have a feeling that these sort of characters that only appear for one or two cantos before dying or disappearing are meant to parallel the sinners Dante talks to in each layer
    21:12 - Just a hunch of mine, but I feel like Effie and Saude could be a reference to these two. See previous note
    Will update this as I progress through the game more

  • @incognito7609
    @incognito7609 Рік тому +3537

    Dante: Vergil you sure that being hung upside down by his balls over a huge fire and having needles piercing his body over and over is a fair punishment for this guy?
    Vergil: he like, literally just didn't live in Florence
    Dante: i see, fair enough

    • @elgordobondiola
      @elgordobondiola Рік тому +193

      Then he sat in a plastic chair

    • @seanmichael9961
      @seanmichael9961 Рік тому +21

      Tragically unnecessary use of the word literally

    • @josephsua7246
      @josephsua7246 Рік тому +40

      @@elgordobondiola*Intense Rock music plays in the distance*

    • @barryjohnson8733
      @barryjohnson8733 Рік тому

      wait? you're not from florence? straight to hell

    • @noremac7216
      @noremac7216 Рік тому +10

      ​@@seanmichael9961nah it's right where it belongs

  • @Wort-by1no
    @Wort-by1no 2 роки тому +9314

    Tax collector's going straight to the bottom of hell is actually pretty based

    • @seanrosenau2088
      @seanrosenau2088 2 роки тому +151

      'Based' is a new word that seems really popular. What exactly does it mean? Not trying to start anything, honestly curious.

    • @trashybiped2905
      @trashybiped2905 2 роки тому +445

      @@seanrosenau2088 “based in facts” or just something you say when someone says an opinion you agree with, so in this instance they believe tax collectors going to hell is a good/righteous thing :)

    • @jaybee3999
      @jaybee3999 2 роки тому +13

      Usury is a sin for Christianity and Islam, 2/3 of the abrahamic religions

    • @Hamboarding
      @Hamboarding 2 роки тому +9

      @@jaybee3999 In Judaism as well

    • @jaybee3999
      @jaybee3999 2 роки тому +15

      @@Hamboarding ya to each other,but to every one else is fine

  • @ChrisBabaganoosh
    @ChrisBabaganoosh 3 роки тому +3558

    "The people above level 6 aren't being actively tortured."
    Guy on level 3 getting torn the fuck in half by Cerberus: *Yeah you right*

    • @sumkindacheeto
      @sumkindacheeto 3 роки тому +147

      There's only 1 cerberus, so it's more fear than anything.

    • @reverieWithRupam
      @reverieWithRupam 3 роки тому +72

      Only if they get caught

    • @triggeredbeetle5370
      @triggeredbeetle5370 3 роки тому +160

      Cerberus is a good boy, i pet him all the time in Hades

    • @adamsanchez28
      @adamsanchez28 3 роки тому +9

      @@triggeredbeetle5370 lol

    • @farmtomeme6265
      @farmtomeme6265 3 роки тому +37

      If everybody playing dead on the 3rd level is Cerberus just gonna be like oh dang theres no one around to eat... probably not

  • @Johnny-zi6lw
    @Johnny-zi6lw 8 місяців тому +53

    Some random guy from a town that isn't Florence: exists
    Dante: *bippity bell your mom's in hell*

  • @jakedisarufino3311
    @jakedisarufino3311 2 роки тому +1225

    One thing you missed that I love is the reason the ninth circle is frozen is because of Lucifer flapping his wings because he's trying to escape hell because he regrets his betrayal but can't change his nature so he's constantly trying to fly outta hell but his wing beats are freezing him and the entire ninth hell keeping him trapped.... Essentially he's still continuing his original sin believing his on strength is enough to run his own life instead of being subservient to God and thus all his efforts keep him trapped

    • @onepunch9203
      @onepunch9203 2 роки тому +69

      Flapping wings would possibly increase air movement, but it WOULD NOT make that air cold.
      In fact, increased flow of air would feed more oxygen to any flames nearby, increasing the size of the flames and raising the overall temperature.

    • @couches354
      @couches354 2 роки тому +55

      @@onepunch9203 r u fr rn

    • @kllrnooooova
      @kllrnooooova 2 роки тому +12

      @@onepunch9203 damn ok

    • @omerappel9898
      @omerappel9898 2 роки тому +113

      Satan tries to escape hell, but the flaps of his wings freeze him because they're so dummy thicc

    • @EnderPanReigns
      @EnderPanReigns 2 роки тому +114

      @@onepunch9203 your first mistake was trying to apply scientific logic to the divine comedy

  • @neptunetheeight3517
    @neptunetheeight3517 2 роки тому +2722

    Not Very Fun Fact: The Entire Divine Comedy rhymes in Italian. Specifically in Terza Rima, which is a type of Iambic Tercets, where each line is intertwined with the other (aba, bcb, cdc, etc.) It's difficult to work with, and I have no idea how Dante did this for around 101k words. Each line in Inferno is also 11 syllables.

    • @mariagordanier3404
      @mariagordanier3404 2 роки тому +186

      good heavens! My mind is blown

    • @jonaw.2153
      @jonaw.2153 2 роки тому +418

      This goes to show that, regardless of what one thinks of him, Dante really was a literary genius.

    • @JaneDoe_123
      @JaneDoe_123 2 роки тому +173

      The Latin based languages, especially in their older, closer to original Latin form, are VERY prone to rhyme and double meanings. Some older European poets and writers went APE with that concept, in Italy you have Dante with his Afterlife epic, and in Portugal you have Luís de Camões with "Os Lusíadas", which is basically all about how Portugal was great, born from greatness and destined to greatness, and the Portuguese had Every God Ever on their side, and thus shouldn't mope around nor be negative.
      Which is very ironic, because Portugal has always been a DEEPLY Catholic country, but Camões was out there invoking Muses and saying Odysseus/Ulysses founded Portugal, and Aphrodite felt very protective of us and Zeus went along with her. Don't get me started on the mentions of sea gods, that man must've gone through every single one.
      And then, because I'm a literary nerd, another Portuguese author that got away with A LOT MORE THAN HE REALISTICALLY SHOULD HAVE, was Gil Vicente, specifically with his "Autos das Barcas" where he made comedies, in the modern sense because they were HEAVY on satire, in which a bunch of dead people have to either embarc on the boat to Hell or the boat to Heaven, and they all start spouting their supposed virtues, but the Devil heckles them and points their hipocrisy and flaws, and the Angel just, roasts them, so they go into the Devil's boat. Until a group of, if I remember correctly, humble friars arrive, and the Angel is so happy for finally having virtuous people the he scares them off and they run to the Hell boat with the Angel still giving chase.
      And this is just in one of the Autos. Which are plays. That were performed, and still are. But back then were performed in front of the people they were criticizing. Gil Vicente feared no one.

    • @tiniepuppie
      @tiniepuppie 2 роки тому +58

      i think this fact is actually quite fun

    • @paolofranciscopavan6491
      @paolofranciscopavan6491 2 роки тому +25

      @@tiniepuppie
      It ain't if you gotta study it and memorize entire passages (consider it's not modern Italian, it's kinda a proto Tuscan/Italian)

  • @absurdum-the-artist
    @absurdum-the-artist 3 роки тому +1785

    The fact that this dude said: “yeah, this is actually a work as influential as Greek and Roman literature” about his own poem AND IT ENDED UP BEING SUCH

    • @chrislatam5423
      @chrislatam5423 3 роки тому +107

      Fucking Legend

    • @tahafaez1173
      @tahafaez1173 3 роки тому +212

      It's Kanye-tier over the top confidence where you just know that time will sooner or later prove your grandiose claims

    • @lammyishere1440
      @lammyishere1440 3 роки тому +18

      @@tahafaez1173 chad over the top confidence

    • @marianodenisvega4323
      @marianodenisvega4323 3 роки тому +4

      Positive thoughts😆

    • @sheridraws5055
      @sheridraws5055 3 роки тому +18

      Self fulfilling prophecy!

  • @wrockage
    @wrockage 5 місяців тому +5

    hey man, guess what. found this video late, put it in my watchlist where it sat for a year or so until i finally made some time to literally take notes in the book while you talked (for about 4 hours), like a self-study! fantastic! you did such a great job, and let me say, i had read inferno before but i'm not skilled at interpretation so all of the fleshing out and explanation was so great for me! thank you so much for sharing this. it was really worth my time and i really enjoyed learning from you and hearing your reactions and thoughts about it, too! cheers all!

  • @AudioStep
    @AudioStep 2 роки тому +6802

    Dante was the original memer to make himself a chad and his enemies a soyjak

    • @joezar33
      @joezar33 2 роки тому +132

      Seriously *Virgil* would be the Ultimate Giga Chad & Dante Mr Derp face just check out the artwork of them in history..

    • @dogsscientist
      @dogsscientist Рік тому +141

      imagine saying this to a pilgrim

    • @Only.D.G.
      @Only.D.G. Рік тому +11

      Yeah, but he did fight in battles. So he has some credit

    • @slushii4230
      @slushii4230 Рік тому +43

      @@dogsscientist the equivalent of giving and Amish person 47 Benadryl

    • @PaxJurassicus
      @PaxJurassicus Рік тому +63

      Pope Soyniface VIII: “Do you really think that I’m going to suffer in hell for abusing the power and privilege given to me by God?”
      Chadte Alighieri: “YES.”

  • @alicethemad1613
    @alicethemad1613 2 роки тому +3883

    Human traffickers being cursed to an eternal pacer test is the best thing in the story

    • @gm2349
      @gm2349 2 роки тому +315

      "The punishments were just to the crime" Literally only the first 2 punishments made sense before he just started making shit up lmao

    • @KumaPaws376
      @KumaPaws376 2 роки тому +25

      *beep*

    • @topsecret1837
      @topsecret1837 2 роки тому +51

      @@gm2349
      With exceptions. I don’t know about you but eternally drowning in a river of boiling blood, boiling tar, having to stand in extremely hot sand and punished for sitting down, amongst other things are brutal for the sinners that’s intended for.

    • @tomakar1480
      @tomakar1480 2 роки тому +11

      @@topsecret1837 there’s that and then walking with your head on backwards or something

    • @Vespa-Due
      @Vespa-Due 2 роки тому +67

      Every punishment was a poethic way to counter the sin. Those who wanted to look too far ahead in the future, are condemned to look behind for eternity. Those who hid the truth for personal gain, are condemned to wander hidden in a flame. Those who tried to split people in life with their action, are now condemned to endure splitted in the body.

  • @Instacruz
    @Instacruz 3 роки тому +5580

    Virgil: “Liars and deceivers belong in the 8th circle of hell”
    *Dante lying about freeing this dudes face*
    Virgil: 👁👄👁

    • @LuizHenrique9406
      @LuizHenrique9406 3 роки тому +324

      Oh no, but in Dante's case, the other guy really deserved it, so 100% justified, right?

    • @caden2090
      @caden2090 3 роки тому +384

      Virgil thought it wouldn't count since he was already in hell and the mc had plot armor as a perk and 100 speech

    • @jakeh2034
      @jakeh2034 3 роки тому +121

      "Virgil, hear me out. It's ironic justice...... He.... DESERVES that lie."
      🤔🤔 Damn you right tho, just keep your bias chill you fkking hypocrite😂🤙

    • @arctrog
      @arctrog 3 роки тому +9

      nah, he didn't lie he changed his mind

    • @Simpsonsfan1011
      @Simpsonsfan1011 3 роки тому +54

      I mean Dante has done other things since in the original story he also ranted about how he hates certain cities and wished people in those cities would die.

  • @oofmcscooch4751
    @oofmcscooch4751 5 місяців тому +11

    The thing that I found hilarious about the homosexuality punishment was that Dante kept describing them like they were oiled, sweaty, and ready. Like when a few of them linked with each other to go in a circle so they could talk with Dante, he described them as thrusting against and gripping each other’s skin.

  • @vaniatanuwijaya7772
    @vaniatanuwijaya7772 3 роки тому +1879

    dante didn't include pride because he probably knew he'd have to put himself in that tier

    • @Diamanrouge
      @Diamanrouge 3 роки тому +19

      Isn’t it the 8th? The one with giants?

    • @vaniatanuwijaya7772
      @vaniatanuwijaya7772 3 роки тому +8

      @@Diamanrouge isn't it fraud?

    • @Diamanrouge
      @Diamanrouge 3 роки тому +55

      @@vaniatanuwijaya7772 yeah you right I got that messed up.
      The last one, 9th, Is the closest to pride because it divine Hubris. The circle of Lucifer is the one where the guys made an attempt at perfection.

    • @yeahthatstheguy44
      @yeahthatstheguy44 3 роки тому +91

      I believe he did put Pride but it was in Purgatory. Even himself stated that Pride was also his flaw in his journey.
      Funny how atleast dante is self aware that he was being prideful.

    • @tantecosenelmondo2350
      @tantecosenelmondo2350 3 роки тому +43

      @@yeahthatstheguy44 Yes, Dante put himself in the pride layer, but being in Purgatory he will eventually ascend to the Paradise.

  • @asktoybox
    @asktoybox 3 роки тому +4052

    The biggest sin Dante committed in this story is basically saying, "Help me out and I'll pay you with exposure." to everyone he meets.

    • @owengette8089
      @owengette8089 3 роки тому +250

      which is funny cuz that’s an eighth layer sin

    • @Tounushi
      @Tounushi 3 роки тому +71

      What else could he entice them with? They're not getting out, gold would be of little use, pleasures would forever more elude them...

    • @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN
      @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN 3 роки тому +6

      ITS NOT A GAME PEOPLE, YOU COULD DIE TOMORROW, QUIT PLAYING AROUND, THESE ARE END TIMES!!!
      TURN TO JESUS NOW! ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS
      STOP PUTTING YOUR HOPE IN THE GOVERNMENT, IN RELIGION, IN SCIENCE, IN WEALTH, IN CELEBRITIES, IN SPORTS, IN THE WORLD (IT WILL PERISH!)
      Turn back to Jesus our Creator, not religion. Religion creates bondage, in Christ there is freedom. Im not talking church, im not talking religion, im talking relationship with your Creator. Call upon Jesus now and ask Him into your life and to forgive your sins.
      Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me." -John 14:6
      “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord” -Romans 6:23
      "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven." -Matthew
      10:33
      YOU CAN STAND ON YOUR OWN AGAINST GOD AND TRY TO JUSTIFY YOUR SIN WHEN YOU WONT EVEN BE ABLE TO LOOK UP. YOU WILL BE WEEPING IN TERROR REALIZING YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH GOD, HE CREATED EVERYTHING!!!
      GOD SEES EVERYTHING YOUVE EVER DONE; YOU WONT FOOL HIM!!!
      OR
      PUT YOUR TRUST IN JESUS WHO DIED ON THE CROSS AND TOOK THE WRATH OF GOD IN OUR PLACE FOR OUR SINS. IT'S A FREE GIFT BUT HE CANT FORCE YOU TO TAKE IT. WILL YOU CALL UPON HIM NOW AND SURRENDER TO HIM. TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND, HE'S WAITING AND HE LOVES YOU.

    • @asktoybox
      @asktoybox 3 роки тому +48

      @@JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN A...are you high right now? Legitimate question.

    • @WispyEmbers
      @WispyEmbers 3 роки тому +42

      @@JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN bruh you’re talking to a bunch of what is presumably agnostics & atheists here.

  • @Wakeman8791
    @Wakeman8791 2 роки тому +3273

    Dante’s homies: “yo this shits diVINE”
    Dante: *furious scribbling*

    • @ExpandDong420
      @ExpandDong420 2 роки тому +3

      @@Zealot007 cringe

    • @dropoutentertainment210
      @dropoutentertainment210 2 роки тому +1

      @@Zealot007 christopher is white…..your name is cody you white af too

    • @thehumantorpedo
      @thehumantorpedo 2 роки тому +1

      Write that down! Write that down!

    • @VultureSkins
      @VultureSkins 2 роки тому +6

      @@ExpandDong420 “cringe”??? Hazbin pfp???? Pot kettle

    • @ExpandDong420
      @ExpandDong420 2 роки тому +12

      @@VultureSkins one must come from cringe to understand it

  • @Itsyrm8
    @Itsyrm8 10 місяців тому +77

    If dante went to hell in the afterlife, his punishment would have been suffering in a lake of fire while being visited everyday by someone looking like him and telling him how awful everyday life in genova is

  • @jjschneider8566
    @jjschneider8566 Рік тому +772

    i can imagine dante watching this from the afterlife angrily scribbling you into his next fanfic like a death note

  • @megaharben
    @megaharben 3 роки тому +2285

    Dante: I guess Hell is really just the friends we made along the way.

  • @somerando86
    @somerando86 Рік тому +1633

    Waiter: Forgets to refilll Dante's drink.
    Dante: Furiously writes name in Hell column.

    • @NikoCigoj
      @NikoCigoj Рік тому +63

      Layer 9, part 3
      Betrayl against guest

    • @Skeonard
      @Skeonard Рік тому +44

      "Ya know what, you're going in the pope hole."

    • @AK_-xn1fm
      @AK_-xn1fm Рік тому +28

      I just imagine Dante has his own “death note” but it’s just a list of people in or going to hell.

  • @itsPlasma06
    @itsPlasma06 7 місяців тому +11

    After running behind on my reading of Inferno for a test I have tomorrow (aka in about five hours from now), this was a genuine life saver in not only better understanding what I had already read, but also speedrunning through the last 12 Cantos. From the bottom of my heart, thank you

  • @invaderFred
    @invaderFred 3 роки тому +1737

    The hilarious way you described Dante's inferno makes me imagine a movie similar to year one, with Virgil played by Jack Black and Dante played by Michael Cera.

    • @EliMacalikova
      @EliMacalikova 3 роки тому +33

      Oh lord. Yes. :D Im in for it! :D

    • @loveline119
      @loveline119 3 роки тому +87

      A dark comedy about Dante's Divine comedy? Sign me the fuck up.

    • @crying2emoji5
      @crying2emoji5 3 роки тому

      Hahahaha oh my god

    • @the_supern0va238
      @the_supern0va238 3 роки тому +9

      I'd fucking love to see Virgil played by Jack Black.

    • @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN
      @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN 3 роки тому

      ITS NOT A GAME PEOPLE, YOU COULD DIE TOMORROW, QUIT PLAYING AROUND, THESE ARE END TIMES!!!
      TURN TO JESUS NOW! ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS
      STOP PUTTING YOUR HOPE IN THE GOVERNMENT, IN RELIGION, IN SCIENCE, IN WEALTH, IN CELEBRITIES, IN SPORTS, IN THE WORLD (IT WILL PERISH!)
      Turn back to Jesus our Creator, not religion. Religion creates bondage, in Christ there is freedom. Im not talking church, im not talking religion, im talking relationship with your Creator. Call upon Jesus now and ask Him into your life and to forgive your sins.
      Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me." -John 14:6
      “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord” -Romans 6:23
      "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven." -Matthew
      10:33
      YOU CAN STAND ON YOUR OWN AGAINST GOD AND TRY TO JUSTIFY YOUR SIN WHEN YOU WONT EVEN BE ABLE TO LOOK UP. YOU WILL BE WEEPING IN TERROR REALIZING YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH GOD, HE CREATED EVERYTHING!!!
      GOD SEES EVERYTHING YOUVE EVER DONE; YOU WONT FOOL HIM!!!
      OR
      PUT YOUR TRUST IN JESUS WHO DIED ON THE CROSS AND TOOK THE WRATH OF GOD IN OUR PLACE FOR OUR SINS. IT'S A FREE GIFT BUT HE CANT FORCE YOU TO TAKE IT. WILL YOU CALL UPON HIM NOW AND SURRENDER TO HIM. TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND, HE'S WAITING AND HE LOVES YOU.

  • @tiniepuppie
    @tiniepuppie 2 роки тому +3656

    "how far would you drive for the girl of your dreams"
    "i would drive anywhere"
    "what about to Pisa"
    "oh *fuck* no" *walks through literal hell and purgatory*

    • @ej-b7915
      @ej-b7915 2 роки тому +11

      Ask anyone in Florence even now, and they will still sh*t on Pisa

    • @darkstar475
      @darkstar475 2 роки тому +33

      @@ej-b7915 to be fair there ain’t really much in Pisa so

    • @elenacottica386
      @elenacottica386 2 роки тому +14

      #fuckPisa man

    • @lethalboom3008
      @lethalboom3008 2 роки тому +36

      *Questions the choice of going through actual Abrahamic hell over an Italian city*
      Nah but you been to Pisa tho?

    • @tonyb7615
      @tonyb7615 2 роки тому +1

      @@lethalboom3008 latin. Ahh ok. Well look how many Latin there is...

  • @danielbaborak3386
    @danielbaborak3386 3 роки тому +516

    "Hey, Dante. You see this branch? Pull it."
    "Oh okay"
    *tree screams in pain and agony*
    "Unbelievable... So how's Florence doing up there, huh?"

    • @waddledoo2you13
      @waddledoo2you13 3 роки тому +2

      I now need to read

    • @Makima-l6d
      @Makima-l6d 3 роки тому +24

      *Stops screaming*
      ''I heard they doing pretty fine bro.👍''
      *continues screaming*

  • @SpikeSCII
    @SpikeSCII 7 місяців тому +8

    I am italian, for us Dante is a big thing still.
    Thank you for reading him and for doing such a good job describing Hell, still my favorite piece of work to this day. Many millions of people get to enjoy Dante thanks to you.
    Much love!

  • @codeofclaw
    @codeofclaw 3 роки тому +1230

    Cheater: **dies and goes to hell**
    Satan: “The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.”

    • @namesdontmattergaming2756
      @namesdontmattergaming2756 3 роки тому +70

      See God that gave me such anxiety just now

    • @kimjong-il8068
      @kimjong-il8068 3 роки тому +24

      BEEeeEEP
      LEVEL 2.
      BEEeeEEP

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 3 роки тому +7

      I read this with the Aperture Science narrator from the start of Portal 2

    • @Shewas-kathybates
      @Shewas-kathybates 3 роки тому +1

      They weren’t that bad lol

    • @ThaevynTheFool
      @ThaevynTheFool 2 роки тому +6

      People improve spiritually in Purgatory, and I'm guessing (??) that people improve spiritually at least somewhat in Hell? Like an "arse I did a bad thing that was a really bad thing that I shouldn't have done" sorta thing? But I guess what I'm saying is could you improve physically? Like I know they don't have physical bodies but imagine going to hell, experiencing something like this as your punishment, and just getting spirit-jacked from all the working out.

  • @SisterSophie-fq9jh
    @SisterSophie-fq9jh Рік тому +2397

    i still can't believe they turned Dante and Vergil from Devil May Cry into real people.

    • @cristinagomez3283
      @cristinagomez3283 Рік тому +88

      And they can write bangers 🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @jcl271
      @jcl271 Рік тому +45

      Obviously it's a epic game dude

    • @Poopiesmcgrobpants
      @Poopiesmcgrobpants Рік тому +7

      You have shown motivation👍🏻

    • @xluispx4477
      @xluispx4477 Рік тому +22

      Now I imagine DMC Dante as this mega fan of his own brother for no apparent reason

    • @ninapham9579
      @ninapham9579 Рік тому +6

      wait until you find out about Lucia and Trish.

  • @chikipichi5280
    @chikipichi5280 3 роки тому +14662

    If Dante existed today he would've been a Redditor and made a podcast

    • @arempy5836
      @arempy5836 3 роки тому +998

      He would've written a sprawling fanfic filled with his propoganda. Or worse... A webcomic.

    • @Sillymodezeenith
      @Sillymodezeenith 3 роки тому +718

      I did not need the mental image of neckbeard Dante using the biggest words he can think of to assert his superiority

    • @SeRena08
      @SeRena08 3 роки тому +306

      @@arempy5836 no he would most definitely make one of those old newgrounds series 💀💀💀

    • @Ultamami
      @Ultamami 3 роки тому +9

      @@TonyBustaroni devout

    • @StarlightTheIdiot
      @StarlightTheIdiot 3 роки тому +3

      @@Ultamami …devote devout Christian..??

  • @jubsvj
    @jubsvj 6 місяців тому +21

    When I found out Dante’s Inferno was a self insert fanfiction AU/roman/greek mythology crossover of the BIBLE I was really baffled

    • @Tolstoy111
      @Tolstoy111 6 місяців тому

      It isn’t. It’s like saying The Iliad is fan fiction because the characters had existed and were used older stories

    • @whyudoit4009
      @whyudoit4009 4 місяці тому +2

      @@Tolstoy111but, when Homer retold the stories of old, he didn’t turn it into a self insert ooc glazing contest

    • @Tolstoy111
      @Tolstoy111 4 місяці тому

      @@whyudoit4009 Dante the character in the poem is not the same as Dante the poet. They diverge at various points

  • @williamschneider1953
    @williamschneider1953 Рік тому +859

    An interesting point that i learned when I went to a catholic high school and we read this book in English, was that the cold that makes the final circle frozen is because of the wind made by Satan flapping his wings. The implication of this is that Satan is making his own punishment, he's stuck in the ice and keeping others in the ice because of the pride he has, that he can get out of this punishment by pulling himself out and flying away, therefore defying god and making his punishment worse. Pretty cool and shows the idea that the punishment for sin is simply a natural consequence of an action.

    • @Laocoon283
      @Laocoon283 Рік тому +62

      All of the punishments are self propelling. That's the whole moral of the story. Your own behaviors are what put you in hell.

    • @Alexander59059
      @Alexander59059 Рік тому +8

      @@Laocoon283
      What about the tree people?

    • @barbarityensues1096
      @barbarityensues1096 Рік тому +3

      @@Laocoon283 its why its "perfectly just"

    • @barbarityensues1096
      @barbarityensues1096 Рік тому +8

      @@Alexander59059 they wanted to be in a state of "death", and if the soul is immortal, thats the closest way

    • @ZaidIsm007
      @ZaidIsm007 Рік тому +1

      ​@barbarityensues1096 what state of death?

  • @Anchor-Supreme
    @Anchor-Supreme 3 роки тому +1171

    Dante’s Inferno seems to be able to be summed up in a few points:
    1. Dante passes out
    2. Wakes up in a new place
    3. Dante asks about Florence (cause that’s obviously very important)
    4. Other characters praise Dante for being a super cool dude
    5. Dante passes out

    • @chairchairchairchairchair
      @chairchairchairchairchair 3 роки тому +17

      and so the cycle continues

    • @zerk2491
      @zerk2491 3 роки тому +9

      Okay hear me out, remember what vaas said about insanity in fc3..... Dante is insane, this explains everything

    • @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN
      @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN 3 роки тому +3

      ITS NOT A GAME PEOPLE, YOU COULD DIE TOMORROW, QUIT PLAYING AROUND, THESE ARE END TIMES!!!
      TURN TO JESUS NOW! ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS
      STOP PUTTING YOUR HOPE IN THE GOVERNMENT, IN RELIGION, IN SCIENCE, IN WEALTH, IN CELEBRITIES, IN SPORTS, IN THE WORLD (IT WILL PERISH!)
      Turn back to Jesus our Creator, not religion. Religion creates bondage, in Christ there is freedom. Im not talking church, im not talking religion, im talking relationship with your Creator. Call upon Jesus now and ask Him into your life and to forgive your sins.
      Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me." -John 14:6
      “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord” -Romans 6:23
      "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven." -Matthew
      10:33
      YOU CAN STAND ON YOUR OWN AGAINST GOD AND TRY TO JUSTIFY YOUR SIN WHEN YOU WONT EVEN BE ABLE TO LOOK UP. YOU WILL BE WEEPING IN TERROR REALIZING YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH GOD, HE CREATED EVERYTHING!!!
      GOD SEES EVERYTHING YOUVE EVER DONE; YOU WONT FOOL HIM!!!
      OR
      PUT YOUR TRUST IN JESUS WHO DIED ON THE CROSS AND TOOK THE WRATH OF GOD IN OUR PLACE FOR OUR SINS. IT'S A FREE GIFT BUT HE CANT FORCE YOU TO TAKE IT. WILL YOU CALL UPON HIM NOW AND SURRENDER TO HIM. TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND, HE'S WAITING AND HE LOVES YOU.

    • @KoshiChilloshi
      @KoshiChilloshi 3 роки тому +4

      you forgot 6. God sent me.

    • @AmaryInkawult
      @AmaryInkawult 3 роки тому +1

      Hey Travis... Good to see your bot is still clanking around.

  • @infamousmarkou4928
    @infamousmarkou4928 3 роки тому +494

    “Talk about hyping up your boy” Lmfaoo Wendigoon is always dropping these golden lines

  • @JimmyBeamerBear
    @JimmyBeamerBear 7 місяців тому +5

    I love that you find a way to share the gospel at some point in these videos. It helped me at a time I was losing faith

  • @SpongeBobGaming_
    @SpongeBobGaming_ 3 роки тому +2637

    Minotaur: *attacks Dante*
    Virgil: *insults it*
    Minotaur: understandable. Have a great day.

    • @aquamarinemystique
      @aquamarinemystique 3 роки тому +9

      "insults"

    • @chairchairchairchairchair
      @chairchairchairchairchair 3 роки тому +16

      It’s not even only the Minotaur, it’s like every person who stood in their way

    • @ThumbSipper
      @ThumbSipper 3 роки тому +51

      Not that anyone asked, but the minotaur (as guardian of the circle of the violents) rapresent a person's more animalistic and bestial instincts, which is why Virgil (an allegory of human reason trought the entire poem) can dismiss it like it's nothing. It's an allegory of reason winning over instinct.

    • @chairchairchairchairchair
      @chairchairchairchairchair 3 роки тому +4

      @@ThumbSipper :O that’s so cool, thanks for the info

    • @ThumbSipper
      @ThumbSipper 3 роки тому +19

      @@chairchairchairchairchair every single encounter and seemingly random event in the Comedy is allegorical in some way, nothing is to be taken at face value. It's really fucking cool, way cooler than the video let's out.

  • @Change51
    @Change51 3 роки тому +1724

    A man who wrote a story with bad things happening to people he had personal grudges against that wasn’t well received when it came out, but is now considered a classic centuries later. Oh god, Sonichu is gonna be a classic in 200 years…

    • @CocoMocax
      @CocoMocax 3 роки тому +149

      History repeats itself lmao

    • @HGAMES69
      @HGAMES69 3 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @qwejy
      @qwejy 3 роки тому +100

      Dante never did things to his own mother though...

    • @erincurrie1560
      @erincurrie1560 3 роки тому +89

      Sit down kids, I’m gonna tell u the tale of sonichu

    • @luv-sabii1847
      @luv-sabii1847 3 роки тому +49

      Oedipus Complex

  • @sindrevangenrobberstad2889
    @sindrevangenrobberstad2889 3 роки тому +3340

    So according to Dante, some of the people who went to Hell include his teacher, landlords, fictional Greeks, and his favourite poets go there too but don't worry because they get their own exclusive club where they don't actually suffer lmao

    • @Kyumifun
      @Kyumifun 3 роки тому +300

      I like to think that he included them just to add the "oh wow Dante you're so cool and smart!" moments

    • @meg2249
      @meg2249 2 роки тому +134

      Don’t forget: fictional characters from his own works! Lol!

    • @Primus-kz3ri
      @Primus-kz3ri 2 роки тому +46

      They’re in limbo which technically isn’t hell just a neutral place where decent ppl who lived and died before Jesus go. It just includes some of his favorite poets

    • @Kat-vz4in
      @Kat-vz4in 2 роки тому +15

      And yet somehow this man who was a super fangirl for all of them is pious and worthy of a mission from God and won't go to hell

    • @Aragonstar
      @Aragonstar 2 роки тому +10

      Thats for the good pagans, anyone who was good but born b4 jesus

  • @dmays67
    @dmays67 7 місяців тому +4

    OMG bruh I'm only half way through your vid and I LOVE IT! Your commitment to the material, your animation and humor. Love it! Always had a morbid(?) fascination with especially the imagery and notion of Dante's Inferno. You add to this in a wonderfully captivating and entertaining way. Bless you and thanks :)

  • @robertlewis3436
    @robertlewis3436 Рік тому +2268

    I like how Dante genuinely just made people who ate too much suffer worse than a pair of adulterers
    Somebody probably stole his lunch and he just turned them into a fat blob getting cut open over and over again for all eturnity

    • @mitchel1679
      @mitchel1679 Рік тому +137

      as someone who eats to much, doing anything physical is enough torture for an eternity

    • @parkerrabideau8792
      @parkerrabideau8792 Рік тому +325

      Keep in mind, in that time, food could be tough to come by. A gluttonous person could be indirectly taking food from someone else

    • @P3ndejosG4ng
      @P3ndejosG4ng Рік тому

      Im sorry for being a fatass Dante 😭

    • @neonlink8782
      @neonlink8782 Рік тому +150

      according to Dante both gluttony and adultery are sins born of excessive love but the important thing here is that excessive love for another person is a lesser sin that excessive love for mere things (in this case food)

    • @Error0101
      @Error0101 Рік тому +42

      ​@@parkerrabideau8792
      And you had to walk past all the starving people dying on the streets every single day. Hear them speak, even. There was no just driving past them.

  • @emmess6419
    @emmess6419 2 роки тому +6284

    Dante when people are being burned alive: I sleep 😴
    Dante when people are walking backwards: real shit 👁👁

    • @bigzealot
      @bigzealot 2 роки тому

      I mean you can see people getting burned alive normally nothing special like walking backwards

    • @micahmorris3101
      @micahmorris3101 2 роки тому +78

      Weirdly it makes sense

    • @jakestan1185
      @jakestan1185 2 роки тому +8

      @@micahmorris3101 how does it make sense?

    • @softhuey1626
      @softhuey1626 2 роки тому +60

      I mean if I saw people being burned alive I’d pass out or sleep cause it resolves my issues but walking backwards is kinda unusual and not as overwhelming as watching people being burned alive😂

    • @God-Emperor_Elizabeth_the_2nd
      @God-Emperor_Elizabeth_the_2nd 2 роки тому +43

      Dante when people are burning in coffins: understandable. Have a good day 👋 🧐

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +5382

    "As people cry, the tears freeze"
    The 9th layer is pretty contradictory when people think of hell as a place that burns forever and ever

    • @PatrickWDunne
      @PatrickWDunne 3 роки тому +286

      Damn dude, you're fast.

    • @myrmesuwu607
      @myrmesuwu607 3 роки тому +121

      I mean some of the first europeans to come to Canada in the winter pretty much described it as being hell I think
      (don't know from where I got that from but I think I heard it somewhere)

    • @Misskat24
      @Misskat24 3 роки тому +252

      Maybe that’s where the comment “it’s cold as hell” came from 😩

    • @dylanbaker122
      @dylanbaker122 3 роки тому +72

      The reaction to this guy's comments is like that Leonardo di Caprio meme where he's pointing at the screen like "hey I know him".
      This would be fine if they were ever more entertaining than some incredibly easy joke or surface-level observation, like I know it's fun to see people like this guy and Justin Y on all the vids I watch for a while but at this point I'm just annoyed that they're elevated above inciteful or funny comments because "dude I see you on every video".

    • @yaltsyaboi7489
      @yaltsyaboi7489 3 роки тому +21

      Well it’s cold enough to get burned

  • @jenniferrogers9247
    @jenniferrogers9247 11 місяців тому +8

    1:05:07 idk why but there’s something so funny to me about a group of damned souls being like “yo, that dude kinda sucks. what if we just step on him for eternity?”😭😭

  • @anonymousgmo1
    @anonymousgmo1 2 роки тому +3070

    Level 7: People are human centipeded together with a consistent flow of burning tar through them all
    Level 8: Obesity

    • @tatsuya4887
      @tatsuya4887 Рік тому +46

      Lmao

    • @TheJarlath9
      @TheJarlath9 Рік тому +16

      Rofl 🤣 shots fired

    • @Planetyyyy
      @Planetyyyy Рік тому +94

      Out of all the punishments described, the ice lake doesn't sound nearly as bad as a few others. I'd rather be in ice than boiling oil

    • @LocseryuOfficial
      @LocseryuOfficial Рік тому +33

      @@Planetyyyy i would rather be in limbo

    • @Planetyyyy
      @Planetyyyy Рік тому +66

      @Locseryu I'd rather be in heaven

  • @hottrash5590
    @hottrash5590 3 роки тому +855

    Since I moved to Italy, I had the opportunity to study Dante's work at school. I don't recall if you mention it in the video, but something interesting about the way Dante has written the comedy is that as he visits all of the different levels he uses different types of language registers.
    For example, as he gets down in hell he uses words like "shit, ass, piss, etc..", at one point someone even does a gesture that resembles our modern middle finger.
    When he is in heaven, thus closer to god, at a certain point his register is so high that it includes latin words.
    There are many more interesting details like this, honestly Dante's work is amazing!

    • @lanfrancoadreani9212
      @lanfrancoadreani9212 3 роки тому +50

      One of the thing that I still Remember about the language in the divine commedy was the use of the Word "ratto" which in modern italian means "rat" but in Dante's Italian meant fast/Quick. Which makes lot of Sense when you think about it because rats are Indeed fast creatures.

    • @iamgooberz
      @iamgooberz 3 роки тому +4

      Don’t demons speak in Latin though?

    • @bigasspockets
      @bigasspockets 3 роки тому +40

      Virgil wrote this

    • @aydc6740
      @aydc6740 3 роки тому

      @@bigasspockets 😂

    • @hlalakar4156
      @hlalakar4156 2 роки тому +8

      @@iamgooberz No, the romans did.

  • @jakeshepherd7046
    @jakeshepherd7046 2 роки тому +1765

    Guarantee that Dante was a temporary layer of extra torture to the damned souls of Hell. Big one being in Hersey, imagine spending God knows (literally) how long, pain is all you've known and your memories of mortal life have faded into the constant flames. When suddenly some random Italian dude shows up, not tortured, not in any sort of pain, just walking around before he walks up to you and all this mortal, perfectly normal man has to ask you is this: "How's the war effort going in Florence?" The sheer irritation I would feel would probably double my pain from physical to psychological damage from having to be in the presence of such a stupid question given my situation.

    • @matthewmcguire224
      @matthewmcguire224 2 роки тому +18

      That’s lol

    • @minecraftveteranyoda4476
      @minecraftveteranyoda4476 2 роки тому +25

      Would you even remember language?

    • @insomnyteq
      @insomnyteq 2 роки тому +53

      only someone from our overly self absorbed way of thinking these days would think like this. in the 1300s hospitality was more important than your own situation and expecting Dante to change his entire paradigm to soften to blow to some sinner in hell is pretty lol, so i doubt it is intended as another form of punishment, in fact its could be seen as a treat, as they are allowing a vistor in a place where there are no visitors area usually allowed. this person was probably thrilled to be allowed to show some form of hospitality to Dante and Virgil

    • @Tezwah
      @Tezwah 2 роки тому +8

      Does you being in hell answer the question "how is the war effort going?" Or am I missing something?

    • @pangalaxy2885
      @pangalaxy2885 2 роки тому +81

      @@insomnyteq they're burning in hell. Eternal torture. endless.
      you would not care about "hospitality"